{"text":"There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait, does he eat chalk?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They all stare, bemused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sounds like a date to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Time Lapse]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Had that dream.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Instead of...?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Never had that dream.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And they weren't looking at you before?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you okay, sweetie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Cookie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Carol moved her stuff out today.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Let me get you some coffee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ooh! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Fine! Be murky!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No you don't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And you never knew she was a lesbian...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., \"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren.\" was what? A wrong number?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Ross gestures his consent.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"And I just want a million dollars!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Rachel?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Can I get you some coffee?","speaker":"Waitress","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"De-caff. Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hi, sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":54}
{"text":"So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Who wasn't invited to the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tuna or egg salad? Decide!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll have whatever Christine is having.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I say push her down the stairs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You can see where he'd have trouble.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm all better now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I helped!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What, like there's a rule or something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It's, uh, it's Paul.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Who's Paul?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"He finally asked you out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Rach, wait, I can cancel...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Please, no, go, that'd be fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That'd be good...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"A wandering?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(Monica goes to change.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey, Paul!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Shut up, Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yes, and we're very excited about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay, sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- Thank you. La-la-la-la...ohhh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's a beautiful thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Which goes where?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I have no idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Done with the bookcase!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All finished!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You got screwed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"-leg?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, steer clear of you.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You must stop!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That only took me an hour.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Stay out of my freezer!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Isn't there?","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. ...Sexually.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's okay...","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Two years.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"...Yeah. Yeah, I do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.","speaker":"Priest On Tv","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man,","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That is amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Congratulations.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... Although actually I'm really not that hungry...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Morning. Good morning.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Morning, Paul.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello, Paul.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi, Paul, is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you! Thank you so much!","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Stop!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We'll talk later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. Thank you.","speaker":"Paul the Wine Guy","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Shut up, and put my table back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okayyy!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So, like, you guys all have jobs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm an actor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I doubt it. Mostly regional work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Look, it was a job all right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I will not take this abuse.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're right, I'm sorry. \"Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, it's like that. With feelings.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh wow. Are you in trouble.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Big time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, look, wish me luck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What for?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I'm gonna go get one of those job things.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Monica exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hey, Monica!","speaker":"Franny","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You had sex, didn't you?","speaker":"Franny","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How do you do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?","speaker":"Franny","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know Paul?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.","speaker":"Franny","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.","speaker":"Franny","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Of course it was a line!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I hate men! I hate men!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just thought he was nice, y'know?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Guess what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You got a job?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, how well you know me...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How'd you pay for them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, credit card.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And who pays for that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Um... my... father.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know that. That's why I was getting married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, you ready?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? \"Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?\" Come on, I can't do this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You can, I know you can!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel! That was a library card!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, that's it You gonna crash on the couch?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No. No, I gotta go home sometime.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You be okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Goodnight.","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Mmm. Oh, no-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Sorry-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No no no, go-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, you have it, really, I don't want it-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Split it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I knew.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay... okay, maybe I will...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":46}
{"text":"See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I just grabbed a spoon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I can't believe what I'm hearing here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe what I'm hearing here...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? I-I said you had a-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What I said you had...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Would you stop?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, was I doing it again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There's an image.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Would anybody like more coffee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Did you make it, or are you just serving it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm just serving it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ahh, miss? More coffee?","speaker":"Customer","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ugh. Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? Go ahead. Thank you. Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":1,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"....Are we still talking about sex?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, she has issues.","speaker":"Marsha","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Does she.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!","speaker":"Marsha","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?","speaker":"Marsha","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!","speaker":"Marsha","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You look great. I, uh... I hate that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sorry. You look good too.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"A lesbian?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why- why are you here, Carol?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm pregnant.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Pregnant?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...Then I've already seen this one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you through with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whose little ball of paper is this?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... ...now I wish I was dead.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- -but, it's fine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Eeaagh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel enters from her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Has anybody seen my engagement ring?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, it's beautiful.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, look, don't touch that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah!","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Doy! Probably right before she lost it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"...Dinah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohhhhh, don't be mad...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You didn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, I am sorry...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I gave you one job!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I just... can't do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Boys? We're going in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":".....Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Wow. That is not a happy hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Carol's pregnant.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ooh! I found it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"She is so great! I miss her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"What does she mean by 'involved'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"So what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":".....Well, this is still ruined, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. Mmm! What's that curry taste?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Curry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mmmm!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I- I think they're great! I, I really do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They all had a thing for him.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aw, Mom...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, they don't have to know that...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's that supposed to mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nothing! It's an expression.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No it's not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Time Lapse.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Time Lapse.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay! Okay. Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Stunned silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And you knew about this?!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Your folks are really that bad, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- -I'd want yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Must pee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're twins?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What does she do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's a waitress.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The lights, please..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...How long was I in there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm just cleaning up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Anyway.. um.. So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh.. a little..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mm-hmm..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"A lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Mm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Got me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Remember when we were in high school together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? ..Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes, yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Me either...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Susan enters holding a drink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, you remember Susan.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How could I forget?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dr. Oberman.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, and she's very supportive.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, that's great. No, I'm- Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Quack, quack..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross? That opens my cervix.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Barry?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon in.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh?!","speaker":"Robbie","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, how ya doin?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, well..","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.","speaker":"Bernice","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Be right there. Be back in a sec.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I dumped him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Robbie","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Give me a 'for instance'.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Marlon-","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Marlon?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"-if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...As in Mouse?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"As in my grandmother.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Julia..","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We agreed on Minnie.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, not much. I-I got a job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that's great.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why are- why are you so tanned?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me?!","speaker":"Robbie","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! I went with Mindy.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Well, um.. You've got plugs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Me.","speaker":"Robbie","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Anyway, um, I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, thank you for giving it back.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hello?!","speaker":"Robbie","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Helen Geller? I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I mean it's not Geller.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's my baby too.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, you two, stop it!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?","speaker":"Dr. Oberman","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah. A little.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. Uh, lie back..","speaker":"Dr. Oberman","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear. He returns and stares at it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look at that.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well? Isn't that amazing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are we supposed to be seeing here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then don't do that, alright?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica. Whaddya think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mm-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wh- are you welling up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You are, you're welling up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Am not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're gonna be an aunt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh shut up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs! Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh. Ouch.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Since when?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And everybody knows this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. Cushions the blow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"\"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, that was really good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks! Let's keep going.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. \"So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"\"I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"Smoke away.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He fumbles and drops the lighter. Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Relax your hand!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Joey lets his wrist go limp.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not so much!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright, now try taking a puff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey tries and visibly winces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Joey reluctantly gives him the cigarette.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'miss it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. Oh.. my.. God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(The guys stretch out their fingers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's ridiculous!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can I use.. either thumb?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, excellent.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Good for me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'okay, Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What did they do to you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Easy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"- and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, Satan's minions at work again...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you talking about? Keep it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We're with you. We got it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Chandler leans over the back of the couch out of sight.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey. Whaddya doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to shrug nonchalantly but eventually he has to exhale a mouthful of smoke.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, God!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What is this?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And this- is my reward!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, so this time I won't quit!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ohhh! Put it out!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"This Alan again? How's it goin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"So when do we get to meet the guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Let's see, today's Monday... Never.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Come on!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No. Not after what happened with Steve.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well, then can we meet him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Nope. Schhorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Let it go, Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you all promise?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler? Do you promise to be good?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler makes a 'Cross my heart' sign. It starts to rain and he taps on the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler sulkilty picks up a garbage can lid and uses it as an umbrella.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What bank is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(The intercom buzzes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey. It's him. Who is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's Alan.","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler! He's here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Chandler comes in, dripping wet.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(She opens the door and Alan enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi, Alan.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Everyone laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Alan is leaving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"C'mon!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Loved him! Yeah! He's great!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And did you notice...?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"The Guys","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"...What shoe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Dubious pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Really!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You know what I like most about him, though?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"The way he makes me feel about myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Hi.. how was the game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"..I dunno, a little too Alan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I personally could have a gallon of Alan.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, Lizzie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Weird Girl.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I brought you alphabet soup.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did you pick out the vowels?","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, \"sometimes y\". Uh, I also have something else for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Saltines?","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Oh my God, there's really money in here.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Weird Girl, what are you doing?","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, that's fine, no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Would you like my tin-foil hat?","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please, let me do something.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Keep the change. Sure you don't wanna pretzel?","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, I'm fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See ya.","speaker":"Lizzy","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe opens the can and reacts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A thumb?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Phoebe nods.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Eww!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Does, um, anyone wanna see?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler lights a cigarette.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's worse than the thumb!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, this is so unfair!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, why is it unfair?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(An awkward silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I-I could live without it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Phoebe spits out her hair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, \"you do, do you\"?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Monica laughs and snorts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"\"Indeed there isn't\"... I should really get back to work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know.. it's gonna be really hard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.","speaker":"Paula","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you have any respect for your body?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? He does? Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"God, he's good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"If only he were a woman.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They give each other a dubious look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Where's Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think he's across the hall.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There y'go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, I might!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're kidding. Oh my God.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, Joey..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh! That was Lambchop!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Please, guys, we have to talk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright, we have to talk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"There it is!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They all gasp and clutch each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Is there somebody else?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We didn't change..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So that's it? It's over? Just like that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Look, I- I could go on pretending-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"-but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I'm sorry..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Right!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Are you guys gonna be okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I understand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm, I'm really sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Relieved?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.","speaker":"Alan","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah. He could row like a viking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So how'd it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, y'know..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Did he mention us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He said he's really gonna miss you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No no no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, alright.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright. Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"See, there's always one guy. \"If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Probably kill myself!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"..Excuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, uh- OMnipotent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are? Ross, I'm sorry..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How does she do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cannot sleep in a public place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! What what what! ...Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's going on with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got no sleep last night!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You got waaaay too much free time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Happy birthday, pal!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We love you, man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, aren't we Mr. \"The glass is half empty.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What's wrong with the twentieth?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"The hell with hockey, let's all do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I have no idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"C'mon, Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Wow, you worked in a mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, this is not that bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You can totally, totally live on this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh, by the way, great service tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Hockey! Hockey! Hockey.","speaker":"Guys","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Leslie","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What are you guys doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!","speaker":"Kiki","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.","speaker":"Joanne","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I know. I know! I'm a duplex.","speaker":"Leslie","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"So what's going on with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?","speaker":"Joanne","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"And while we're on the subject of news..","speaker":"Kiki","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Look, look, I have elbows!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"...Poulet passes it up to Leetch!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- Sorry. Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Peach pit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, Bunny?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"-Peaches?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually, nectarines, but basically...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Could've been a peach.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- -the bus stop... I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!","speaker":"Kiki","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.","speaker":"Joanne","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"When are you coming home?","speaker":"Joanne","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? Guys, I'm not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"C'mon, this is us.","speaker":"Joanne","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Waitressing?","speaker":"Kiki","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.","speaker":"Leslie","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Weeeell, it's rum, and-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, God, ask them what they want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But I haven't used my card in weeks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright, c'mon! Let's play Twister!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You are just like Jack.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"...Jack from downstairs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, Jack and the Beanstalk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, the other Jack.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Floopy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, like that's a word.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"...Pheebs?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pass it! Pass it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's open!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'Scuse me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hold on. Fill these out, sit over there.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you'll have to wait your turn.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, how long do you think it'll be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Any minute now.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, this- Heyy...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, you were right. I don't have a plan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pizza guy!","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank God. Food.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you have a plan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't even have a 'pl'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, that sounds about right.","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And-and a power tie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, pretty much just a towel.","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So you guys want me to take this back?","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Big Bird's friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I see pizza!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hello? Who are we spying on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Please tell me it's his mother.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Definitely not his mother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, no...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- Hey, that's not for you, bitch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. Ba-!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Light still out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. Maybe they're- napping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh please, they're having sex.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shut up!","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, whaddya think George is like?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think he's shy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, it's just a little more complicated...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Then what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My first time with Carol was...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It was my first time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"With Carol? Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So in your whole life, you've only been with one oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! You slept with Jason?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You'd already broken up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How long?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A couple hours.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's nice!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, I got one! Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? She was a big girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I was laughing! You made me laugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There he is! There he is!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Right- where we've been looking all night!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"He is so cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the wowww.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, buddy.","speaker":"Both","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, that's attractive.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, ah- the kid has it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.","speaker":"Kid","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You gotta do it, man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Kid","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! No!","speaker":"Kid","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!","speaker":"Receptionist","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"GIVE ME MY PUCK!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"...Now that was fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, Monica: Right foot red.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Will you take my place?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright. Yes, this is Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nooo! Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Green. To the green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"To the left, to the left- aww!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhh... I'm fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on! You guys can pee standing up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Long pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Multiple orgasms!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No plans, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not a one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, right, right, shut up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Tony?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Does anybody want anything else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That guy, he burns me up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Did he give you that whole \"You're-not-up-to-this\" thing again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of \"You'll never make it on your own\".","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-huh, uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi, Joey.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"My god, Angela.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Angela takes a seat at the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Are you gonna go over there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. Hey, Angela.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You look good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You don't say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Don't you have a laundry room in your building?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(Cut back to Joey and Angela at the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Bob? Who the hell's Bob?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"We're just friends.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"What four of us?","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, god help us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, bye. Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nuh-uh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yuh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Which?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Which what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You've never met Bob, have you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, but he's...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Joey.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where are they? Where are they?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eww, I don't wanna do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Janice and Phoebe's boyfriend, Tony, walk in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, have a good break-up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping... ... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What... did you get me there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I got you...these.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(The drinks arrive, and Chandler downs his espresso in one gulp.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, I'm still working on mine.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, it was really hard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, you weren't there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Comin' through. Move, move.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But I saved it. I put my basket on top.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No suds, no save. Ok?","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Ross arrives.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Was your basket on top?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but, there were no suds.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, you know, no suds, no save.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. That's my friend's machine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. Ok, let's do laundry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rach, have you never done this before?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"He is so cute. So, where did you guys grow up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Brooklyn Heights.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Cleveland.","speaker":"Bob","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How, how did that happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, you and Angela, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yep. Pretty much.","speaker":"Bob","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh, I never really noticed.","speaker":"Bob","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica, Monica is great.","speaker":"Bob","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, isn't he?","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh. That's nice.","speaker":"Angela Delveccio","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. Well, there you go. Stop it, stop it, stop it.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross... Uh-oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What uh-oh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, what's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on, show me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, everything's pink.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Her and Joey walk away from the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on, they're close.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god, what were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm outta here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off. Joey is making eyes at Angela.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, ... boom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god. How many of those have you had?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, a million?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Janice returns from the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm not fine. Here she comes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait here. Breathe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How do you do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's like a gift.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We should always always break up together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I'd like that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Let go!","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes! Did you see that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I could not have done this without you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? I'm fine, I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, are you sure you're ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Does it still hurt?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica and Joey enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, how'd it go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excellent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Where's Chandler?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, he needed some time to grieve.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler runs by the window outside, joyous.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm free! I'm free!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That oughta do it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The exclamation point in the title scares me. Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The lights dim.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God. I feel violated.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, ten o'clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is it? Feels like two.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, ten o'clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Hel-lo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He could never get a woman like that in a million years.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you, buddy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You could do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"C'mon! C'mon!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Here goes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"...Yes?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh... ...hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, you said that.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Whadja think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Saw your head. Saw your head.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"She said yes!! She said yes!! Awful play, man. Whoah. Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Based on this play? ...Based on this play!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey, kids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"'We' would be me and Rick.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who's Rick?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who's Rick?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My husband.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ooooohhh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, so you're divorced?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I'm still married.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I suppose mainly sexual.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...Hm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, of course not! ...Yeah, yeah, it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I couldn't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Good for you, Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(They all pretend to fall asleep.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah! C'mon!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(They all fall asleep again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Tah-daaah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, whaddya think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-oh...","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How-how did that happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You guys, I am not that bad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That is so unfair!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I could do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Monica? You're Mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Monica gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! That was my agent. My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God! Whoah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, what's the part?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! \"I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Seriously, what-what's the part?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"\"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"...I'm his","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Alright, alright, alright...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whaddya think? Today's the big day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler enters with the phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon, we're roommates! My eyes!! My eyes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I warned you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel enters from her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who is being loud?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, you got the whole night, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(She opens the door and he leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"...Dammit, hire the girl! Okay, everybody ready?","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Lose the robe.","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That would work.","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Right. Okay. Losing the robe. And the robe is lost.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. Let's roll it.. water's working .. and... action.","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I'm- I'm showering.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, that was clenching.","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?","speaker":"Director","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"God, I love these fingers...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, I'm late.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Oh no, I have to.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Too bad, she's leaving.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's not Rick.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, it's-it's Andrew.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"He's... new.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, that's not exactly what I was..","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So what do you want?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You have me!","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nono, just you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Whaddyou mean?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Lose the other guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"...Like, ...all of them?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"C'mon, we're great together, why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Which one?","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"...The second guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, call me if you change your mind.","speaker":"Aurora","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No? What happened, big guy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"Big guy?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It felt like a 'big guy' moment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got fired.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"My mom will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Maybe this wasn't your shot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hard to tell, I was naked.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah? That's so nice!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler look at each other and hug as well.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Night.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"She is a kook.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(applause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. OK, thank you very much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, great. This is just...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, you guys, this is big.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. What's my number?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I never call me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Mom, it's Jill.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi everyone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That had to hurt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There you go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're definitely scaring here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Would you like to call somebody?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, it's me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's Chandler! Are you OK?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have no idea what you just said.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Put Joey on the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's up man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Chandler, listen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Alright, somebody.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoooaa!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's my sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pheebs, what about you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh... Milwaukee.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um... Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh come on, I already went.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You did not go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... ... oh, the foot of the bed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Step back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We have a winner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And you didn't marry him because...?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Mmmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh Ross, you're so great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"It's never gonna happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You and Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What? Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Ross, you're mayor of the zone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. What? What, now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Shhhh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"What are you shushing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. Don't you hear that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Ahhhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Would you like some gum?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Um, is it sugarless?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry, it's not.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, here goes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you going to do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm going to do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you want any help?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You come out there, you're a dead man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Good luck, man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks. OK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, where are you going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Outside.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You can't go out there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Because of... the reason.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And that would be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I, um, can't tell you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey, what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He's planning your birthday party.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God! I love him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You'd better act surprised.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"My surprise party!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What surprise party?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh stop it. Joey already told me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, he didn't tell me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, you are not. We tell you stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. Looks like I was second to last.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hmmm... this is so nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhh!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, yes, that's right...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, look at the little cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Ow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ross flinches in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry, that was wax.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"During a blackout? He'd get trampled!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Er, yeah, it's mine.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He seems to hate you. Are you sure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait a minute. What's his name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ehhhh... B-Buttons.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bob Buttons?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oooh! You are a very bad man!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You owe me a cat.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(While looking at the floor for the cat, Rachel runs into a pair of legs. She slowly gets up and sees a gorgeous Italian hunk holding the cat. Who, by the way, you'll hate very, very soon. The man. Not the cat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(something Italian)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Lucky sixes....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And Joey....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(something in Italian)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He doesn't speak much English.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monopoly!","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look at that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, um... where did Paolo come from?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh... Italy, I think.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You betcha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm, it's impish. Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler starts to choke.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you alright?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to save face and makes the 'OK' sign with his hands, while obviously unable to breathe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My God, you're choking! That better?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes... thank you. That was... that was....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Perfection?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(something romantic in Italian about Rachel and the stars)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wha-What did he say that was so funny?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I have absolutely no idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's... that's classic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If you want, I'll do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ross looks at Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. But I won't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... ... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Paolo. Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thing?","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thing, yes. Thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah, you... have the sex?","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bed?","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah! Se vice?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Si.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So you do know a little English.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Poco... a leetle.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Do you know the word crapweasel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":18,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to do the same thing but the pen hits him in the head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, you've got to whip it.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He swings the pen hard, and it snaps back and almost hits him again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Kinda... spooky without any lights.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bwah-hah-hah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Everyone starts to imitate him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(The lights come back on, and Rachel and Paolo are making out. Ross clutches his chest.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.. oh... oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":20,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, this has been fun.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":21,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":21,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. See ya.","speaker":"Jill Goodacre","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":21,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":21,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":7,"scene":21,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you want a date Saturday?","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes please.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He's a he?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now... Okay, goodbye...","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You did?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I think so, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! Right!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"WHAT IS IT?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes. Absolutely. A quality.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Phone rings; Monica gets it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! Calling from Rome! Bon giorno, caro mio.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey dad, what's up? Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So, uh, how's she doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The doctor says it's a matter of hours.","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How-how are you, Mom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's different?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, maybe that's it.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She is unbelievable, our mother is...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not just restaurants, from our house.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Mrs. Geller?","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"She looks so small.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"G'bye, Nana.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye, Nana.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross runs out too.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What is going on?!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"She's not- past, she's present, she's back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"She may have died.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"She may have died?","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"We're looking into it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I, uh, I'll go see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"This almost never happens!","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Now she's passed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, you have homosexual hair.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica and Ross enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, um, did she...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Twice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Twice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, that sucks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You guys okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nono, she's gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We checked. A lot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Aw. Hey, Pheebs, want this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They open a cupboard which, amongst other things, contains a chest of drawers)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sweetie, you think you can get in there?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't see why not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He tries pushing against the chest of drawers. Then he opens one of the drawers and climbs into the closet using that; he falls behind the chest of drawers with a shout.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here's my retainer!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I was just thinking. When my time comes-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Define fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's probably what they'll say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'd like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, gorgeous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um-","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Okay! Phew!","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, uh... what do you think it is about me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...Quality, right, great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? He's cute!","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is Brian...?","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.","speaker":"Shelley","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"This one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait! We need shoes!","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Ross falls back inside)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Um, how about these?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's really a day shoe.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Could we see something in a slimmer heel?","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, it really should be burgundy.","speaker":"Aunt Lillian","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He finds a shoebox (out of shot), pulls it down and opens it. It is full of Sweet 'n' Lo's.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is everything all right, dear?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, just... just Nana stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(He reaches up higher and knocks down another shoebox lid. Sweet 'n' Lo's rain down on him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How we doing, you guys ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Some days it's all I can think about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you-you mean your earrings?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What'd I say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hm-m.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are these the shoes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or...?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Morning. We ready to go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They all leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It was a really beautiful service.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey listens to his overcoat for a second and sighs, then notices Chandler watching)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Check it out, Giants-Cowboys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're watching a football game at a funeral?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You are a frightening, frightening man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel steps in a patch of mud)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I hope they're not ruined.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"God, what a great day. ...What? Weather-wise!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"God! Ross!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What, what is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You missed a belt loop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! No-n-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, it's in spasm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, no-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry- Hi, I'm Dorothy's daughter.","speaker":"Andrea","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They shake hands. Cut to Ross emerging from a hallway, grinning inanely. He is obviously very stoned)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow, those pills really worked, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister , I love Pheebs...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh! That's so nice...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"...Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You were right.","speaker":"Andrea","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I love you the most.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, well you know who I love the most?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh.. you don't get it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whaddya got there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Just a, uh... hearing disability.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What's the score?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Beautiful!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Your grandmother would have hated this.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That sounds like Nana.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"...I can imagine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Tell her what?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"More wine, dear?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, I think so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Those earrings look really lovely on you.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Thank you. They're yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Actually they were Nana's.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Now I'm depressed! ... Even more than I was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Hey, who's this little naked guy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That little naked guy would be me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aww, look at the little thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who are those people?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Got me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Looks like a fun gang.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, Lowell.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So how's it going there in Financial Services?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know. That's what I told her.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So- you can tell?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of... radar.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you don't think I have a, a quality?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll, he is.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yup, and waaay out of your league.","speaker":"Lowell","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Out of my league. I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. Hey, Brian.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"An advance?","speaker":"Terry","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.","speaker":"Terry","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? Oh, look at that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Guy","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. Only $98.50 to go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, they're not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're wrong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am not wrong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're wrong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I just talked to them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm calling Mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Joey enters. His face looks abnormally colorful.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What were you modeling for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know those posters for the city free clinic?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those \"healthy, healthy, healthy guys\"?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know, the asthma guy was really cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do you know which one you're gonna be?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Good luck, man. I hope you get it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross comes back to the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know, they're not actually supposed to have... I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes, every single one of them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"So you're free Thursday, then.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, can I come?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I thought it was $98.50.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, I'm off to Carol's.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hi, is uh, is Carol here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, she's at a faculty meeting.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's it look like?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kinda like a big face without skin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok. Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you uh, do you talk about me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, all the time.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, did you make your money?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rach, here's your mail.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks, you can just put it on the table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, here's your mail.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thanks, you can just put it on the table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Would you just open it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We all chipped in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You owe me 20 bucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you so much!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, I'm nine years old.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I hate this story.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We did?","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. Aramis? Aramis?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get out.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? You don't know what that means to me.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I just remembered, I have to do something.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh. What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Um, leave.","speaker":"Girl","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says what Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So I guess you all saw it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Saw what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tonight, on a very special Blossom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's closer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel enters, excited.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you must stop shooping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler, will you just come in already?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Phoebe takes a slice of pumpkin pie and waves it in front of Chandler's face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's not a question.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross grabs for some food, Monica slaps his hand away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok, Mom never hit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Ross exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok, all done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Why would we do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Chandler enters, running.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"The balloon?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I can't, I gotta go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Almost never.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Got the keys? or Got the keys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Everyone leaves the apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Anytime you're ready.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, ok, here we go. Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just aim for the bump.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello, baby. Hello, hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No I don't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, you do. When we left, you said, \"got the keys.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No I didn't. I asked, \"got the ke-eys?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no, you said, \"got the keys\".","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do either of you have the keys?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The oven is on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I gotta get my ticket!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well then get it, get it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That tone will not make me go any faster.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That one will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey leaves to get the copy of the key.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Susan enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, how's it goin?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Shh! Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! Hey, uh, did you just feel that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Does it always, uh--?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no that was the first.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Keep singing! Keep singing!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I felt it!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nope, not that one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can you go any faster with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"For an emergency just like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I swear you said you had the keys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Short pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why would I have the keys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Aside from the fact that you said you had them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I didn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, you should have.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Because!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(They walk in. Smoke fills the apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, the turkey's burnt. Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Ross enters, singing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Here we come, walkin' down thethis doesn't smell like Mom's.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You call that delicious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(all shouting)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Stop it, stop it, stop it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Now this feels like Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(They all run to the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It's nice that he has someone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Time lapse. The gang is around the table, eating grilled cheese sandwiches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Shall I carve?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"By all means.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Does anybody wanna split this with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, I will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Make a wish?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"The bigger half.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":52}
{"text":"That's so sweet.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":53}
{"text":"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":54}
{"text":"And a crappy New Year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Here, here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Bladder Control Problem Stop Wife Beating Hemorrhoids? Winner of 3 Tony Awards...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"He's finally happy with that and walks away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oooh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"W-wait. What is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, I don't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why don't you just get a roommate?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Might wanna open with the snowman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Enter Joey)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, how'd it go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So what are you gonna be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, you wish!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, okay. Alright.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Woooo! Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Phoebe, you're on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, oh, good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala la la la la lalala la la...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Sung)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"...My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's breezy...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Sung)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...I feel a little sneezy And now I-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No. No, that's- that's okay.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That guy's going home with a note!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Could you speak up please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Daryl Hannah.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hard quality.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"-hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay, we're gonna take a short break.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Come here, Marcel. Sit here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just a smidge.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think it's romantic.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Too many jokes... must mock Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nice shoes, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Aah, y'killing me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Do you always have to bring him here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, alright, I have a question, then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yuh.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rrrreally.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"...Now? Now?","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah, right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay. Y'know what, this was just really expensive. And I'll take- this was a gift.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, what the hell, what the hell. You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can hop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They kiss, finally)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know more than one Fun Bobby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I happen to know a Fun Bob.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, here we go...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There. Now there is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, four.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Four.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Five.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Five.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, we played, we watched TV.. that juggling thing is amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What, uh... what juggling thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know, it wasn't that big a deal. He just balled up socks... and a melon...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Max runs in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Phoebe. Hi.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No. Have you seen David?","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, no, he hasn't been around.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Minsk?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Minsk. It's in Russia.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I know where Minsk is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"So when, when do you leave?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"January first.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! What-what're you doing here?","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so congratulations! This is so exciting!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It'd be even more exciting if we were going.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you're not going? Oh, why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!'","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you, Max. Thank you.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So-so you're really not going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh don't do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, but I'm asking-","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, but I can't do that-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, but I can't-","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's your thing, and-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"-make the decision-","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, um, stay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Stay.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Stay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(He thinks for a moment and sweeps the stuff off the table)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Getting so good at that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It was Max's stuff.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You remember Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Vividly.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Sandy.","speaker":"Sandy","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! ...You brought your kids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. That's okay, right?","speaker":"Sandy","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Par-tay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That thing is not coming in here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright. Just keep him away from me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you. C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rome. Jerk missed his flight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And then... your face is bloated?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? Are people eating my dip?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Monica and Rachel, fixed up somewhat, emerge from a bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.","speaker":"Sandy","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow, that's, uh, dirty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Sandy","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They almost kiss and then Joey realises her kids are staring at them)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, kids...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"There you are! Haaah, you got away from me!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"But you found me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Here, Ross, take our picture. Smile! You're on Janice Camera!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Kill me. Kill me now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Someone else knocks on the door. Monica looks through the spyhole)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Monica gestures wildly behind Fun Bobby's back)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, no. Oh, no.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I'm sorry you misunderstood...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Ross is still taking photos)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, will you give me the thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hi, Max!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yoko. I've decided to go to Minsk without you.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.","speaker":"Max","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Are you alright?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"You're going to Minsk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No, I'm... not going to Minsk.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Uh, ow.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"I'll never forget you.","speaker":"David","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Hi, this is Dick Clark, live in Times Square. We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square...","speaker":"Dick Clark","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":65}
{"text":"(Joey puts a blanket over Sandy's kids)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":66}
{"text":"There y'go, kids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":67}
{"text":"And then the peacock bit me. Please kiss me at midnight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You seen Sandy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":71}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":72}
{"text":"The bll is drrbing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":73}
{"text":"In twenty seconds it'll be midnight...","speaker":"Dick Clark","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":74}
{"text":"And the moment of joy is upon us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":78}
{"text":"(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":80}
{"text":"I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":81}
{"text":"I can't kiss anyone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":82}
{"text":"So I'm kissing everyone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Alrightalrightalright. There.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":87}
{"text":"I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...I think that bitch cracked my tooth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God. Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where? Ooh, come to Momma.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(The guy walks past them)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nice hat.","speaker":"Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks.","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The guy walks on)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We should do something. Whistle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We are not going to whistle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on, do it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Do it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do it do it do it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Woo-woo!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't believe you did that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I just wish there was something we could do. Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, what are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe nobody's tried this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I wish all guys could be like him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"He doesn't have anyone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.","speaker":"Jay Leno","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No way, forget it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"C'mon, she's your mom!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You can say that because she's not your mom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, please...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Rachel opens the door to Paolo)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bona sera.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hi sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Last night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey hey hey! She's on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah! Nora Bing!","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?","speaker":"Jay Leno","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Your mom was arrested?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Shhh, busy beaming with pride.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man...","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Now why would she say that's embarrassing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Shhh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"...I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?","speaker":"Jay Leno","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate- but I get to see my son, who I love...","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Awww!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...","speaker":"Jay Leno","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(The gang turn to look at Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"...And then he burst into flames.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What about Glen? He could be a Glen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nah... not-not special enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh! How about Agamemnon?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Waaay too special.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I am famished. What do I want...","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know I am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Who's doing shots?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There y'go. Ross?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...But a man can change.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Ross is now clearly drunk. He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a jeweller's eye.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Anyone want me to appraise anything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her hand)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, any messages for room 226?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You okay there, slugger?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What is with you tonight?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, thank you. It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No. It's the one he's licking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"She's supposed to be with you.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"When?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, it's you!","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You are gonna be fine, believe me.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(She kisses him on the cheek)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Uh-oh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(...Then full on the mouth)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Enter Joey)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hey, is Chandler here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right. No big deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What code?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you guys doing out here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross, how could you let this happen?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't think my mom's sexy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well... not in the same way...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What're you guys doing out here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, not playing raquetball!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"He forgot to leave his grip size!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He didn't get the goggles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well,sounds like you two have issues.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Goodbye, baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ciao, bela.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They kiss. Ross is watching them)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Do they wait for me to do this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"So are you gonna tell him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Why would I tell him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What are you guys doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"...What did I ask?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How would I know? I-I wasn't here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You knew about this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks, man, big help.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I wasn't- I mean, I-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe you did this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Me neither, y'know what-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm still mad at you for not telling me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What are you mad at me for?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You gotta let me slam the door!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ah! Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Going to the hospital tonight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You just asked me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, maybe it was a trick question. Um, Rachel can we do this now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. I am so hot!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I cannot believe we're having this conversation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. 'Kay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Enter Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Mother-Kisser... I'll shut up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(People turn to look)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"We're rehearsing a Greek play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"That's very funny. We done now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, 'you' can't, or you can't? Okay, that's my finger. That's, that's my knee. Still doing the play. Aaah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Alright, whadyou do with him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! You're awake!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look at you! How, how do you feel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You look good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I feel good! ...Who are you?","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, we both have.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, actually it's just from me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I got you the foot massager.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know who shaved you? That was me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I read to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I sang. Hah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well,... thanks.","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, my pleasure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So. I guess I'll see you around.","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What, that's it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"\"See you around?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, what do you want me to say?","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, \"That was nice?\" Admit something to me? \"I'll call you?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Alright, I'll call you.","speaker":"Coma Guy","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I don't think you mean that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and \"See you around!\" Let's go, Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, well, be good, I love you.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really stupid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. No. No...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're kidding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no. He said \"When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Then she came back with \"The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say \"When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That makes more sense.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, what's going on now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Whaddya see?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his mom come out)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You okay, kiddo?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Nice save.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(She walks down the hall)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Mrs. Bing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Mr. Geller.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(She leaves)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Ross knocks on Monica and Rachel's door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You mean that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, why not. So I told her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah? How'd it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Awful. Awful. Couldn'ta gone worse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, howdya feel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Pretty good! I told her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? But.. we don't have to go down that road.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's a 'niffle'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, we're done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And, we're done with the yogurt.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Camera pans back to group in living room)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. Hi Daddy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How come you don't live with Mommy? How come Mommy lives with that other lady? What's a lesbian?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah, poke a nose, mmm","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Mma, Mma, Mmaah","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, did I hear Poconos?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, that's a big step.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Camera pans to Ross, looking dejected)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Camera pans back to Rachel)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Camera pans to Ross, holding his stomach)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? I could call immigration!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Need a new table.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey hey, come on in!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, hello! mmwa! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure that it is...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, I got the results of the amnio today.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Totally and completely healthy!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's great, that is great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, that's our friend Tanya.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Of course it's your friend Tanya.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't you want to know about the sex?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The sex? Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya , yaw...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The sex of the baby, Ross.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do you want to know?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! Or isn't...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Susan enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, hello Ross!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Susan...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, so, did you hear?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, that's so... It really is...do we know...?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Mm-hmmm","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's a...","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, thanks for the books.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No problem, ok, mmmwa oh, mmmwa Susan...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh, never mind, I don't want to know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's the rule.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How'd you get to that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You knew about that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, ok, How about if we split it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What do you mean, like, buy it together?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You think we're ready for something like that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why, are you moving out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm not moving out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You'd tell me if you were moving out right","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Aw, I know all about Kip!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Aw, don't do that","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.","speaker":"Phoebe's Assistant","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum","speaker":"Phoebe's Assistant","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, Racquela's right, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Paolo speaks Italian)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, I am, uh, being naked?","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And Monica knows...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So what's it gonna be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Waitohheyhuh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Or an uncle...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe, what's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?","speaker":"Customer","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, right, that's me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe, what is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, you know Paolo?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm familiar with his work, yes...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, he made a move on me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler come back)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"More coffee over here, please!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, what happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut back to Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooooohh!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"My God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cut back to Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Was it...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oooooo....","speaker":"Guys","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel runs over)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"\"Ooo,\" what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uma Thurman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The actress!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(all talking indistinctly, high-fiving)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thanks Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Rachel walks away)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Feminist issue. That's where I went!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"She is gonna hate me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's patio furniture!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, \"Uh-oh, I'm outside again?\" Of course!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about the birds?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know, birds just don't say, \"Hello, sit here, eat something.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You pick one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, how about the ladybugs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Not like that, I won't! Kip would have liked the birds!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you moving out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, these aren't all my suitcases. This one's Paolo's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Ok, um, ok, um,","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, um, we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, thanks Pheebs Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Which proves that I never lie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess you don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Paolo made a pass at me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel looks stunned)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, what do you think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Heads up Ross! Score! You suck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler looks at Joey in amazement)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I need some milk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, I've got milk Here you go... Oh! Better?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all \"Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so...\" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe's and Rachel's lines overlap)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know...right, he's the pig!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Such a pig!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, God, he's such a pig,","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh he's like a...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's like a big disgusting...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...like a...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"...pig...pig man!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes, good! Ok...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh! I know! It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, Ok, Pheebs...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The end.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, God...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Should I not have told you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Phoebe scoots her chair over to Rachel and hugs her)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We should get over there and see if she's okay. Just one...second! Score! Game! Come on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on, two on one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Cut to inside the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, , Ok, that is either, \"How could you?\" or, \"Enormous breasts!\" Here he comes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, ok bye-bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Grazie.","speaker":"Paolo","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, just look at her...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, you're right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...and I really think it should be me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You all right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh, I've been better...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Come here. Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh Ross, you're so great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohhhh","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You ok?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"...medium...hmm...any cookies left?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I-I'm, I'm having a boy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy! Huh, am I having a boy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes, you're having a boy!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler run in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Wha-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Wha-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":47}
{"text":"What is it?","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":51}
{"text":"We already knew that!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I'm having a son. Um...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(Ross looks scared)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yes! And that would be a shut-down!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shut-out!!","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, get out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, and I'm gone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"One more game?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You have no respect for anybody's privacy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel, wait, wait.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, you wait! This is ridiculous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can I just say one thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She storms off)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's pretty much it.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oops!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But you tell it really well, sweetie.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. I'll miss you.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Isn't he great?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, you think you'll do it on his couch?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okaaay. Any of you guys want anything else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, yes, could I have one of those.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Did I, uh, did I miss something?","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okaaay, rock, hard place, me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uhhuh, how did you know that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's textbook.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Joey enters with his dad)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, Mr. Trib!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, how long are you in the city?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. I don't know this one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, this is my friend Roger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You too, sir.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Dad, dad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(Chandler stays stonefaced)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure. So how long you been...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Since then?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...I d'know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're one to talk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. That'd be cool.... This blows!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did you not get a good enough look the other day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't see that happening?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Door buzzer goes)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And Rog.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"C'mon up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, good. Rog is here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's the matter with Rog?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh! So you think I'm a failure!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Isn't he good?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hate that guy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Night, you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(They notice that a woman is sitting by their door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's a good one!","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey's dad enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Joe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dad, Ronni's here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Hello, babe! Wh what're what're you doing here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you'd need it tomorrow for your meeting.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. Uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I uh, I shouldn'ta come. I-I'd better get going, I don't wanna miss the last train.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't want you taking that thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, where'm I gonna stay, here?","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who-ah-ho.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We'll go to a hotel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We'll go to a hotel.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No you won't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No we won't.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're gonna keep an eye on us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow. He's strict.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by \"No thanks, it's late.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What kinda change?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, either you break it off with Ronni","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can't do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, but this is","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you're gonna.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say \"No thanks, I'm married.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You really think so?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. I really do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks, Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Get off!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi...May I help you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay...who are you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm Ronni. Ronni Rappelano? The mistress?","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Rachel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bathroom's up there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, like, uh, five minutes?","speaker":"Ronni Rapalono","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Perfect. Fasten your seatbelts, it's peepee time. Hey, Mr. Trib.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey. Morning, dear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler Bing? It's time to see your thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. It's Joey. They both scream)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's the matter with you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I thought it was Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So what's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I dunno, there's just something about...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Basically we just feel that he's...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We hate that guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Hate him.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"...No, we hate him.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We're sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ma! What're you doing here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I came to give you this and this.","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oww! Big ring!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really.","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hold on, you-you knew?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. \"I'm sleeping over at my accountant's,\" I mean, what is that? Please!","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So then how could you I mean, how could you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm...happy...for you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well don't be, because now everything's screwed up. I just want it the way it was.","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you'd want.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. You're ten times prettier than she is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's sweet. Could I take her?","speaker":"Gloria Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"With this ring? No contest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's wrong, sweetie?","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nothing, nothing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. They don't.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see. They don't see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff. They just think you're a little...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Intense and creepy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But I don't. Me, Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're not? See, that's why you're so great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.","speaker":"Roger","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So you talked to your dad, huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Things sure have changed here on Waltons mountain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So Joey, you okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Awww.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Aaawwwwww!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, Joey. What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sorry. Wrong boobies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello, Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's dad)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! ...Hello, dear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani Sr.","season":1,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Any contact?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She lent me an egg once.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're in!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aw, right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, Ross.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbianI don't think we need a third...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"An egg?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, \"Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think it's winning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think it's insane.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Think it'll work?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You can not do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do what, do what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi. She said yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes! Way to go, man! Still got the egg, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How do I look?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, uh, I... don't... care. Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.","speaker":"Lorraine","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"...And what did you bring?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.","speaker":"Lorraine","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Janice?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.... my.... God.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, it's Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Which one was Pete Carney?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. \"Was it good for you?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-\"I-win\"-guy. \"I win! I win!\" I went out with the guy for two monthsI didn't get to win once.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There's more beer, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, well, what kind of ritual?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Or?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Burning's good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.","speaker":"Lorraine","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good for you. Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Lorraine whispers into Joey's ear.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We can't do that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What can't you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey leave the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, we might be leaving now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Tell me it's \"you and me\" we.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, you can not do this to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?","speaker":"Lorraine","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I hope she throws up on you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Just us.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, what a crappy night!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Excuse me. How ya doin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So, do we have the best friends or what?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I will go for that drink.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You got it. Good woman! Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Each.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy. I've always wanted to know...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Happy Valentine's Day!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Kiss me!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler, sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Janice turns around, Monica sees who it is.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi, Monica.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, well, this was very special.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rach, come see who's out here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Rachel comes out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my god. Janice, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Janice is gonna go away now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'll be right back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey enters from the stairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, look who it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Whoa.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, good, Joey's home now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. He just happened to call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ross starts to laugh, and then makes a face like 'Why did I just say that?' Ross' ex-wife, Carol, and her lesbian lover, Susan, enter the restaurant. Ross stares at them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's funny. Who are they?","speaker":"Kristin","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You mean they're lovers.","speaker":"Kristin","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If you wanna put a label on it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, uh, anything else I should know?","speaker":"Kristin","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nope, nope, that's it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. Helloo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um, that's ok! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can we just start throwing things in?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey he's wearing a sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eww!","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Janice enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello, funny Valentine.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, Just Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Janice kisses Joey all over. Chandler smiles.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you don't do it, I will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, um, what do you do for a living?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, um, for the past few years I've been working.. ...which is funny because, that wasn't even my major.","speaker":"Kristin","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Kristin","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin... ...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do we got there?","speaker":"Fireman No. 1","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred pictureWow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!","speaker":"Fireman No. 2","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.","speaker":"Fireman No. 3","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're our third call tonight.","speaker":"Fireman No. 1","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.","speaker":"Fireman No. 2","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I brought you something.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. Chan and Jan Forever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I had them made special.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's fine.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mmm-hmm. Because I know that this isn't the end.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no, you see, actually it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, no I don't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I did, but...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She kisses him passionately,then leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Call me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You did so. I swear, I swear How long has she been in the bathroom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That could be it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, god. You know, this is still pretty hot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's just...you know the whole \"getting on with your life\" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I love you too. But...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No but, no but.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's easy for you to say, you found one already.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(A beautiful woman walks by Ross, he stares at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not her.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?","speaker":"Fireman No. 3","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, um, will you bring the truck?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll even let you ring the bell.","speaker":"Fireman No. 3","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, my god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"See, there you go, the cleansing works!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They're nice guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, they're firemen guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys tell them you were married?","speaker":"Fireman No. 1","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Fireman No. 2","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!","speaker":"Fireman No. 3","season":1,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Coffee.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Cappuccino.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Grazie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And a nice hot cider for Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww, thank you. Uh Rach?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! That's why. I'm sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.","speaker":"Mrs. Tedlock","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. Nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler comes in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Never mind. But it was going to be really good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So.... I quit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So was it a lot more money?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Everyone looks at him, confused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"... the WENUS?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh. That WENUS.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So what're you going to do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Um... hi there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi! Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, what kind of food is he looking for?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, I know! So, what do you think?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"OK. Oh Monica! Guess what!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Can you see my nipples through this shirt?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the \"a-gogo.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Career counselor?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, the lesser-known \"I don't have a dream\" speech.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica enters, excited.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I love my life, I love my life!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooh! Brian's Song!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The meeting with the guy went great?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you going to make?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yummy noises.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And Monica, what are you going to make?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ooh! I know what you could make! I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Who are you going out with?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, is this the bug lady?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So what are you guys going to do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And he's not speaking metaphorically.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So.... back to your place...you thinking, maybe... huh-huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I don't know.... huh-huh.... but I'm hoping huh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't stand this! He's got his claws in my...","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK, try this salmon mousse.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mmmm. Good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is it better than the other salmon mousse?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's creamier.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, is that better?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Chandler kicks the door closed, angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My God! What happened to you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? \"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well.... it is amouz-ing...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, hi Wendy! Yeah, eight o'clock. What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... OK, great. All right, I'll see you then. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ten dollars an hour for what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Waitressing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But, but?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. Amouz-bouche?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Talk to me.","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No no no. Talk... dirty.","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wha... what, here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes...","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Say something..... hot.","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Er.... um.....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Celia","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um... uh.... vulva.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Vulva?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Please be kidding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK. I'm in my apartment...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"....yeah... what else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, look, I'll start, OK?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, please.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, now you say something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I... ahem... I really don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on! You like this woman, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You want to see her again, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"OK, turn around. I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"There you go! Keep going. Keep going!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I, er...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I want to take my tongue... and...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Chandler is completely astounded.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"....and....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Say it... say it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"....with??","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Funny story!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You're not going to believe this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"And again, and again, and again... Hello? And again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? Yeah, I miss you too. Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? Well, that's very generous er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! I'll see you on Monday!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look at this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! You have a window!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes indeedy! With a beautiful view of...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh look! That guy's peeing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is great! Helen, could you come in here for a moment?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(An unamused woman walks into the office.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you Helen, that'll be all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Last time I do that, I promise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wendy, we had a deal! Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who was that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ten dollars an hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Twelve dollars an hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... twenty dollars an hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Steve!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, Monica. Hello, greeter girl.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, OK.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of of, OK, smells.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's a lovely apartment.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was just being polite, but, alright.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They leave on the tour and Rachel goes to follow them but Phoebe stops her and drags her into the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is it dry in here?","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let me, let me get you some wine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... ... with just a touch of mints... and... ... ginger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm so glad you liked them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Like 'em? I could eat a hundred of them!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey! Sugar-O's!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, we don't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, OK. Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why don't you just have a seat here? OK... give me the Gummi-bears.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Give them to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Alright, we'll share.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, give me the...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well then you can't have any. Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! \"Help! I'm drowning! Help!\"","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"That's it! Dinner is over!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(The oven goes off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What a tool!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You don't want to work for a guy like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross gets up and goes over to the counter and Joey follows him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, er... how did it go with Celia?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I was unbelievable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Whoa! And the... huh-huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You cuddled.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, which was nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, where the hell is he?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! Whooooaaaa....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How's this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Eeeee!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry. How about over here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aaaaah!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What about this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aaaaahhh!!","speaker":"Steve (drug addict)","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There you go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Its Phoebe! Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi. Okay, will that be all?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, \"Excuse me, hello Miss,\" so now Im here.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no... how come you are working here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Right, yeah, cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Can we start over?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay great. Im gonna be over here.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, no!","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I dont know whether hes testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, \"supposedly\" by accident.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, yeah, Ive done that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ive never done that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Outside in the street, Joey and Chandler arrive, to peer through the window at Phoebe, by bending down to look underneath the shops signa large steaming cup of coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Im sayin I see a difference.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Theyre twins!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I dont care. Phoebes Phoebe. Ursulas... hot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler come indoors.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Lets not do that any more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They hang up their coats and scarves, then approach their friends on the main sofa.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey guys! Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Morly Safer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The woman who cuts my hair!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, look, this could be a really long game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Your sister Ursula.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, really.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Rifts. Yeah, I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Not from where I was standin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"where were you standing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like \"yeah, right, well what else is new?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry, Ive got to go. Ive got Lamaze class.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, isnt, isnt that gonna be weird?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, no. I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think I'm pretty comfortable with the whole situation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ross, thats my jacket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Rachel grins as Ross removes the girlie jacket, grabs his own, and rushes out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good for you. Alrighty, next?","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, um, Im err, Im Ross Geller, and err ah... ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... ..whos next?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is?","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Life partner.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Like buddies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Like lovers.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know how close women can get.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Susan and I live together.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Although I was married to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Carol, not me.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Err, right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Its a little complicated.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"A little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But were fine.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Absolutely. So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. Ouch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Helens buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And to you too, Helen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.","speaker":"Helen","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Send her in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, Nina. Come on in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You wanted to see me?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Which is bad, because?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your... excuse me?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"WENUS. Weekly Estimated Net...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Wont happen again. I wouldnt want to do anything to hurt your... \"wenus.\"","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Marcel scampers about, interfering with the neatness.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, your little creatures got the remote again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Marcel points the remote at Monicas television, pressing a particular combination of keys. The logo SAP appears on the screen, and suddenly the dialogue is dubbed into Spanish.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Relax, I'll fix it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Cool... \"Urkel\" in Spanish is \"Urkel.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How did he do this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel slowly spins around, finally noticing that the lights have outstayed their welcome.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, someone was supposed to write \"Rach, take down the lights\" and put it on the re... frigerate... How long has that been there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, where you been?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Score.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She is so hot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, I mean, I'm not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Cool, thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah Im fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. I'll get the information.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, good. Thisll be fun.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What? What?","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am supposed to be the mommy?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, I dont see why I should have to miss out on the coaching training just because I'm a woman.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I see. So what do you propose to do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I will flip you for it.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"On your back... Mom.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Forgetting herself, Susan does the \"Mommy\" action with Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross comes out of character to glare into the distance.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mr. D, hows it going, sir?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, its been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So what does this mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nina? Nina. Nina. Nina.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Would you like to have dinner sometime?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, okay... good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is this place?","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Jamie notices Phoebe sitting at the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think we have an answer.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whats she doing here?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Think she got fired at Riffs?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... ..bringing swordfish. are you gonna go to the, um?","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It looks like her.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Phoebe walks by, ignoring the two strangers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um, excuse me.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi, its us.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Right, and its me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, so youre here too?","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Much as you are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Your turn.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Err... we know what we want.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, thats good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All we want is two Caffe Lattes.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And some biscottie cookies.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Good choice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Phoebe turns away so that the two weird women wont see the face she pulls, and sits down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Definitely her.","speaker":"Jamie","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Im just trying to find the right moment, you know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. \"Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to follow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Youre doing it again.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You dont even have cats.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I could have cats.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Goodbye Mr.Heckles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well try to keep it down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becoming tangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh, my first birthday present... ..oh, this is really...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ohhh... Sure, yeah... ..okay, it fits.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(The others have been taking all this in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you seein her again tonight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yep. Ice Capades.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That you like, we get it. You like her. Great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(The circle freezes in apprehension.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Alright, well, maybe now its not okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay... Well maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(An embarrassed silence... finally broken by)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Knit, good woman, knit, knit!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Monica frantically bursts into action as Rachel resumes winding, tangling Chandlers wool.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"And thats the Chrysler Building right there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nina.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mr.Douglas... ..cool tie.","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She escapes, fortunately so distracting Mr. Douglas, that he misses Chandlers expression of alarm & guilt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shes still here.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, yes she is. Didnt I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Youre kidding? She seems so...","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. Nina... ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thats unbelievable.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.","speaker":"Soothing Male Voice","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Lights please? And thats having a baby. Next week is our final class.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(People start getting up. Ross grabs Carols doll to hold it upside down like a football, slapping it with his other hand.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Susan, go deep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is impossible. Its just impossible.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is, honey?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, \"Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?\"","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his \"football,\" then manipulates the head & limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross is staring blankly into space.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I mean, thats what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Im gonna be a father.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is just occurring to you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, youre gonna be great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aw, how can you say that? I cant even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wherere you going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"With?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright, could I just ask you one question?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Joey nods his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You meant sex, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you have a sec?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I am?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my god! Youre amazing!","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you dont know. Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?","speaker":"Helen","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Nina Bookbinder","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Helen drinks. Will you marry me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Nina puts her hands on her hips, then gives Chandler a quizzical look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I ended up telling her everything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, howd she take it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... ..on the desk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I think I get how to do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book, but the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you alright?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Its just, you know, its this whole stupid Ursula thing, its...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Youre not gonna lose him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But hes falling in love with her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay... Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, okay, oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Phoebe reels back in shock, while Ursula defiantly leans against the doorpost as though she owns the place.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, um, may we help you?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel slips, loses her balance, and falls over the edge..)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-my-god Rachel! Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(In the apartment below, Mr.Heckles is trying to relax and read his newspaper, but Rachel is helplessly dangling upside-down with her ankle wrapped up in the Christmas lights.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Im okay! Im okay! Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fill this out and bring it back to me.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica helps Rachel over to a vacant seat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches her breath and massages her ankle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"you don't have insurance?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why, how much is this gonna cost?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well there's not much we can do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Um... unless, unless I use yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my \"In case of emergency\" person?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's insurance fraud.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, alright, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, okay. I hate this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you. I love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi, um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I am really an idiot. you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You are an idiot. .","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"yep, that's me, I am that stupid .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's nice.","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, with him. I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you crazy? That's a baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He should take the sack?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Feeling a little better, Ross fetches more coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, only if you order stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"When's that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey begins to contemplate his ill fortune.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You take your time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey looks at his friends, thinks a bit more, then realises.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"There it is! So what're you gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And your friend Phoebe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Joey gestures to show that he wouldn't dare...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(They approach the young ladies. Dr. Mitchell consults Ms.Geller's admissions form.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, errrr, Monica?","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes? ..yes, she is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, this is my friend Rachel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr.Mitchell.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel smile back prettily.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I meant er, young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, you left out the stupid part.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said \"yes.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, what have we learned so far?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"SURPRISE!!!","speaker":"The Whole Party","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Was that the cake?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on, she'll be here any minute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I hope it's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(As Ross opens the lid, everybody looks at the mess inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"\"Happy Birthday Peehe.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Phoebe quietly wanders in, to join the tableau.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, we just...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Surprise!","speaker":"Phoebe's Friends","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, Where's Joey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did you see Betty?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Betty waggles her fingers to say \"Hi\", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say \"get out of my office!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, \"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father\" kind of a thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, Dad, I was just wondering.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross is so moved by his father's charming story, that he stops eating.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, we can go to Williamsburg.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Eat your fish.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel, the cute doctors are here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, coming!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica opens the door for Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Geoffrey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, come on in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, Geoffrey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah here, we brought wine.","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, that's great. Look at that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, Monica, how's the ankle?","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's uh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel discreetly coughs to warn her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... STAT!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel joins Monica who is in the kitchen area, opening the wine bottle. Rachel checks that the doctors aren't listening, then lowers her voice anyway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Back at the couch, Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Rosen have concerns of their own.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So... they sss-still seem normal.","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's because they are.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. Go like this.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Meanwhile, back at the sink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sure, every time, you're such a princess...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What!?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What!!?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Rachel brightly limps back across the apartment with glasses of wine for the cute doctors, leaving an open-mouthed Monica in her wake.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hello! Here we go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"This is a great place. How long have you lived here?","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah... ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Rachel tries to hide her alarm, but she squirms in her chair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. Why don't you try the hummus?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"So, Monica, what do you do?","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Good for you.","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":49}
{"text":"This hummus is great.","speaker":"Dr. Rosen","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":50}
{"text":"God bless the chickpea.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(The doctors don't know what to make of all this.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":53}
{"text":"And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I used to wet my bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I use my breasts to get other people's attention.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":56}
{"text":"We both do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":57}
{"text":"(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Monica glares triumphantly across the room, scaring Rachel who also stands up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Would you excuse me for a second?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":63}
{"text":"(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! ...dead!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, he's got the remote again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good. Maybe he can switch it back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Marcel changes channel to Bugs Bunny, who is speaking in Spanish.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello? Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(All animosity forgotten, Rachel holds the receiver out as she limps quickly over to her friend, who stands up in concern.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh god, waddawe do, waddawe do, waddawe do?","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay no, you do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down. Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohhh... Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, let me just change.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Rachel goes to her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Trouble?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Your sister stood me up the other night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well did you try calling her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Phoebe wants to be angry with Joey, but as she watches him shaking his head in pain and disbelief, she knows that it isn't his fault.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ursula turns in surprise.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um you, you got a minute?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, yeah, I'm just... ..working.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ursula picks up a fork and begins eating the meat, while Phoebe removes a present from her bag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos!","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She laughs at the childhood memory. Phoebe smiles at being able to make her point.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right, like the kind you...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ursula gets up to fetch a box from her bag by the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"How'd you know I was coming?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um, yeah, um, twin thing.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Ursula puts the box directly into Phoebe's hand. Phoebe brightens.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't believe you did this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Phoebe opens the box, to find something familiar inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can't believe you... ..did this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Phoebe's smile hardens as she packs the cardigan away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ursula resumes eating her lunch..)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Does he know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He is? Why?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You got me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(A waiter comes over for the stolen chicken. Ursula turns to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(The man gives up, shaking his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So, um, are you gonna call him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What? Do you think he likes me?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. Do you want some chicken?","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No. No food with a face.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You have not changed!","speaker":"Ursula","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(Ursula's eyes dance as she laughs and smiles, simply glad to be back with her sister.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, you too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hi, remember us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mmm hmmm.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. 'cause um...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're that stupid.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I am. I'm that stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you know your insurance will cover that.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I know... ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The girls escape with a new form.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you have a point?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know, you think I would.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Instead of scampering, Marcel stretches his neck as much as possible, and makes an unvoiced noise from his throat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's up with the simian?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's just a fur ball.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay... ..whose turn is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(The unvoiced hissing continues. In alarm, Ross and Chandler look at the monkey, who is now in some distress.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Hearing her brother's voice, Monica gets up to stand behind Chandler, followed by Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You go get that animal outta here.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler turn at the voice...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(..then turn back to the desk when the surprise hits them, and Ross and Chandler whip around once more. Monica and Rachel recoil slightly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me... This hospital is for people!","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross's vigorous protest is attracting attention.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll take a look at him.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel, Monica, Ross and Chandler whip around for a second time, in formation.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Michael.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Dr. Mitchell","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Monica smiles to cover her embarrassment, but Rachel sadly looks away...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Urse...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Phoebe nods as he stands up in delight.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Listen, um...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, no, don't say \"listen.\" I know that \"listen.\" I've said that \"listen.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe is almost thrown by this.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":": Yeah, um... You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You don't drink.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, Urse...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"no. No, I, I couldn't do that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Then, uh, then I'm sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(He sinks to the sofa, saddened by Ursula's ultimatum, while Phoebe follows, touched by Joey's good heart.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know... You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(He looks up at her face and Phoebe, slipping out of character, smiles back at him. Joey's voice becomes soft and warm.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts \"Oh, whoa!!\" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. Oooh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"He looks so tiny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We just got the message.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is he alright?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross does not approve of Chandler's daft theory.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, you feel like a dad yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, look, he's waking up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"hey, fella! How you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Aqui est.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"A quin pidio el pollo General Tso?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pudo aver sido General Tso!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel points out of the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mira, Mira, el viejo desnudo est haciendo el hula hoop!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The others rush to the window for a look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ewww!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey enters, happy again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hola, Joey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hola, amigos!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Marcel grabs the remote.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Everybody laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? : Did you bring the mail?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Lots of responses.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":": Really? : Sure, we have scones left! : OK, read them to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":": Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":": We have apple cinnamon...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":": OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":": Your Visa bill is huge!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Give me that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Camera cuts to Chandler and Ross at table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, it's not just that. It's justI want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"...little playthings with yarn?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Could you want her more?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... : Hiiii!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi! How are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We're fine, we're fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We're notwe're not saying anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We were playing poker, alright...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And then he did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, women are welcome to play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"There just don't happen to be any women in our games.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, right.","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I mean, that's a typical guy response.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No.","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"But you could teach us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Guys","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"OK, so now we draw cards.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, good for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Microwave timer goes off. Monica gets up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK Phoebs, how many do you want?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, I just need two... the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you're...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Monica comes back to the table with plates of food.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"OOooooo!","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK, so at this point, the dealer...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But... I'm ready, so, just deal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. Alright babe, deal the cards.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Time lapse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Dammit, dammit, dammit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":": Oh I see, so then, you were lying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"About how good your cards were.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Heh... I was bluffing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"A-ha! And... what is bluffing? Is it not another word for... lying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa!","speaker":"Guys","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Settle what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh. Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hell no, we'll pay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And you know what? We want a rematch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":": So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"...Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"...Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I'm not a nice guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Alright boys, let's eat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You still on that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? : \"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You are way off, pal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Marcel makes a screeching noise in background.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Marcel puts a CD in the player.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ha. Ha, ha.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Please! I am not as bad as Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oooooh. : Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're kidding! Where? Where?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":": Sak's... Fifth... Avenue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, what's the job?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Knock on door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is Tony Randall dead?","speaker":"Aunt Iris","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.","speaker":"Aunt Iris","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. : Nice earrings.","speaker":"Aunt Iris","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank y...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Girls, sit down.","speaker":"Aunt Iris","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, I am parked at a meter. Let's do it.","speaker":"Aunt Iris","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross shuts off the CD player. Marcel runs into the bedroom and slams the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna pay for that tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's great! That's wonderful!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The guys all duck under the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, we should. I think we should.","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. Right, OK, serious poker.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross gets up from the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excuse me, where are you going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh... to the bathroom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I want to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes! .... or no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Ross comes back from bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright. : Your money's mine, Green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Your fly is open, Geller.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Time lapse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah. Um... I'm out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Me too. Alright, whattaya got.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. I think that one was Ross's, and I thinkohthat one was Ross's. Yes! : Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross stands up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And your fly's still open...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Ross looks down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ha, I made you look....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Time lapse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I couldn't be inner. Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Monica, in or out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I hate this game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"OK Joey, your bet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. Oh, I'm out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, I am very in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Couldn't be more out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Me too. Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. What do you say... want to waste another buck?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, not this time. So... what'd you have?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I'm not telling.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Come on, show them to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No..!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Show them to me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Get your hands out of there! No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Let me see! Show them!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Y'know, I've had dates like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(Ross is visibly upset.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"First of all, I'm not losing...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Hel-lo, Rachel Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Mee mee, mee-mee mee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Excuse me. It's about the job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Barbara! Hi, how are you? Uh-huh. No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"(Rachel goes back and sits down. The rest don't know what to say.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Sorry, Rach.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Yeah... ....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Yes, we do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Alright, check.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Check.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":71}
{"text":"I'm in for fifty cents.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Call.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":73}
{"text":"I'm in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":74}
{"text":"I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":75}
{"text":"I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":77}
{"text":"(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":78}
{"text":": Loser?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":79}
{"text":"(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":80}
{"text":"No, I fold.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":81}
{"text":"What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":82}
{"text":"(Ross thinks it over, finally sits down and picks up his cards.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":83}
{"text":"I'm in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":84}
{"text":"How many you want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":85}
{"text":"One.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Dealer takes two. What do you bet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":87}
{"text":"I bet two dollars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":88}
{"text":"OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":89}
{"text":"I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":90}
{"text":"(The other four look amazed at the large pot.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":91}
{"text":"See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":92}
{"text":"(Monica gets up, looks in Rachel's purse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Rachel, there's nothing in it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":94}
{"text":"OK, then get me your purse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":95}
{"text":"(Monica gets Rachel her purse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":96}
{"text":"OK, here you go. Good luck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":97}
{"text":": Thank you. : I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":98}
{"text":"...teen!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":99}
{"text":"(Ross looks in his wallet, pulls out two dollars.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":100}
{"text":": Joey, I'm a little shy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":101}
{"text":"That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":102}
{"text":"(Ross looks at Joey, dumbfounded at his stupidity.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":103}
{"text":": What do you need, what do you need?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Fifteen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Alright, here's ten.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Here, I got five, I got five.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":109}
{"text":": OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":110}
{"text":"(Long pause as they both look at each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Full house.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":112}
{"text":"(Ross stares at her. Thinks about it. Puts cards on table, face down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":113}
{"text":"You got me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":114}
{"text":"(Monica and Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing. Rachel, shocked, goes to join them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":115}
{"text":": Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":116}
{"text":": I thought we had them!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. But, uh... look how happy she is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":118}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Timer goes off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, time's up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bye... bye... BIRDIE.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's a bird?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica glares at Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's a bird!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica sits, Rachel gets up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OK, OK, it's my turn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel starts drawing what looks like a bean.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh.... bean! Bean!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel begins tapping the picture of the bean frantically.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The Unbearable Likeness of Being!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That, you get? That, you get?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you. Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Right. ...Oh great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Barry who you almost...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Barry who I almost.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And Mindy, your maid of...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mindy, my maid of. Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. Lucky. To have had a friend like you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. 'Bring me the' and- Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Enter the other four)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"...Gets interrupted. Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi, how was the movie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wonderful!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Suck-fest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Toootal chick-flick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"There was nudity!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hugh! Hugh Grant!","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"They're still just friends, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And I will see you tomorrow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can't believe we are even having this discussion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She really said that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Tonight' tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- Marcel? Marc-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How could you lose him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. The left one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Which ones?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rachel lost Marcel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh no, how?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He- he pooped in my shoe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Which one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They all leave)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Anybody wanna trade? Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Whaddyou want?","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I wasn't ready for it.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Saw Regis Philbin once...","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You owe me a waffle.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Great! It went great. Really great. Hey, is that wine?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah. You, uh, you want some?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? Well-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, quick and painful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, what? What-what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Y'know Marcel?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"...Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Cut to outside the window, with Ross reacting with disbelief. The shot pans back until we see Marcel sitting on the window ledge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, I know, I'm sorry-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- Oh! Who is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Animal Control.","speaker":"Intercom","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"See? I've even called Animal Control!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You called Animal Control?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi, thanks for coming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Somebody called about a monkey?","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Turned out it was a hat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Cat!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Cat! What'm I saying? Cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Luisa nods, but then Monica and Phoebe run in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My uncle Marcel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, but there isn't always time!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"The Luisa from home room!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You have no idea who I am, do you.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, none at all.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"None.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. But you? What a bitch!","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Dun-dun-duuuur! Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hi, can I help you?","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey are dumbstruck for a moment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":54}
{"text":"A monkey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Yes have you seen any?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Of course.","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh. Then, no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Another sweaty woman comes to the door and speaks to her friend)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Did I put too much rum in here?","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":62}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler shoot each other glances)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Just a sec. Hope you find your monkey.","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Oh, nononowaitwaitwaitnono! Uh... we may not know anything about radiators per se, but we do have a certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling... mileu.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Uh, aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":67}
{"text":"We can't, alright? We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":68}
{"text":"(The women quickly shut the door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Marcel?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":72}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Both","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Oh-my-God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Whaaat!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Something just brushed up against my right leg!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":80}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":82}
{"text":"(Marcel makes a monkeyish noise. He is sitting in the corner)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Look, Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh, c'mere, Marcel! Oh, Marcel, c'mere!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":85}
{"text":"(Luisa appears on the stairs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Step aside, ladies!","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":87}
{"text":"What're you gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Just a small tranquiliser.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":89}
{"text":"(In slow motion we see Phoebe look at Marcel, then at Luisa. She jumps toward Marcel just as Luisa fires the gun.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah, think so. Oh! Huh. Whoah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Oh gosh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":93}
{"text":"[Cut to Marcel walking along a hallway. He notices a banana on the floor and picks it up. The hand of an unseen person grabs him and carries him away. Then cut to Ross and Rachel on the street outside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Marcel?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Marc- oh, this is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighbourhood. He's gone, he's-he's just gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Ross, you don't know that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village. And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":104}
{"text":"I don't even wanna hear it, you're just...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Oh, forget it, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":108}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":109}
{"text":"(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, Bananaman!","speaker":"Both","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Mr. Heckles opens the door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, did you order some bananas?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about it?","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Gimme back my monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't have a monkey.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Then what's with all the bananas?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Potassium.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Marcel! What've you done to him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you insane? C'mere, Marcel, c'mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"C'mere, Patti.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"C'mere, Marcel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"C'mere, Patti.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey! Gotcha.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, gimme my monkey back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's my monkey.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright, I want my monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon, Luisa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Sorry, prom queen.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Luisa Gianetti","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That'd be good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright. The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Barry bursts in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Barry?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh!","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We have got to start locking that door!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's because I'm in front of them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eh. I thought that was an alp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, high school was not my favourite time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I feel violated. And not in a good way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How can people do that?... Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So have you called her yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? I'm right, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, God, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. I got her machine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Her answer machine?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, uh, why didn't you say anything?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase \"Yes indeedy-o.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, okay, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, they're just talking...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What? What? What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh!... Right!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How'd it go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Not a good day for birds...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's, that's nice twice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Duh, where've you been?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Ross 'prompts' Chandler by hitting him on the arm.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I have my reasons.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Wow... Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nooo, it wasn't.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye-bye. Oh God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, I've been honing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What was with the dishes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! Go away! Stop looking in here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great, now he's waving back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What kinda stuff?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You cook naked?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(A pause as they look at Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, it's just... Oh, Barry, this was not good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, it was. It was very very good.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, what about Mindy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, way, way better than Mindy.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, if you want, I'll justI'll just break it off with her.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.","speaker":"Bernice","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Pause as Rachel realises...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I had a bra.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, Dr. Farber.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Rachel and Barry quickly split and pretend Barry is examining Rachel's mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Rachel glares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Can I use your phone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler dials his own phone and it rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, it's working! Why isn't she calling me back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe she never got your message.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'don't think that makes me seem a little...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...desperate, needy, pathetic?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(He calls and quickly hangs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How many beeps?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She answered.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"How'd he take it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Pretty well, actually...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, do I?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We ended up having sex in his chair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You-you had what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sex in his chair.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What, uh... what were you thinking?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Please. If she said to you, \"Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now,\" what would you say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Ross flounders.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"If it helps, I could slide over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Where are you going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Ross exits, a phone rings, and Chandler dives for his phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hello? Hello?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Rachel picks up their phone and the ringing stops. As she talks on the phone, an elaborate visual gag is spun out which is too difficult to describe in words.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hello? Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. Really? Oh. Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... Okay... Great... Great... All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! Okay.. Okay... Bye. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"So how's Mindy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Brrrrrrr!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler clutches at his phone before realising.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hell is filled with people like you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's back! The peeper's back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel enters from her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Get down?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...And boogie!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Relax. Y'know, she may not even know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"..Naughty!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right, I'll see you guys later...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- That's fine, yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why don't you just take it with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why don't you just call her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. Okay. She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Don't you have to pee?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"'S'why I'm dancing...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Mindy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, you.... So, what's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um.. we should really be sitting for this.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure we should... So.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Will you be my maid of honour?","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh that's so great!","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Was that all you wanted to ask me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's all!","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohhhh!! ...What? What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's not all.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh sure it is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Um, what- what would make you think that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? What's what you were afraid of?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, okay... when Barry was engaged to you, he and I...kind of... had a little thing on the side.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said \"Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel,\" and now I feel so stupid.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Smell familiar?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, I am so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No me, I am so sorry...","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(They hug and Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Four letters: \"Circle or hoop\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ring dammit, ring!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, you know our phone's not working?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just like you told her you did! ... Just pointing out the irony.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nngghhh!!!!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can I use your phone? Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"\"Heating device.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Radiator.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Five letters.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rdtor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, is Sidney there? Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So she's a woman! So what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, so what? Look, I live across the street, and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? Yeah, I can see you right now! Hello! If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like Thank you, but... that's not really the point... The point is that... Mostly free weights, but occasionally..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, my neighbor... Yeah, the brunette... She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The green dress? Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey. Got a second?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure, sure. Come on... ...in...","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, sweetheart.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh... uh... what're'you... what're'you guys doing here?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, we are here to break up with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Both of you?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry... I'm sorry, God, I am so sorry, I'm an idiot, I was weak, I couldn't help myself! Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much!","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"....Mindy. Mindy, of course Mindy, it was always Mindy.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Even when we were having sex in that chair?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You did it twice?","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Dr. Farber, we've got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer.","speaker":"Bernice","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh God... I'll be right there, Bernice. Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be, I'll be right back.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Barry exits)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah... I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor...?","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aww...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Big day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know he's gay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just wanna clarify this: are you outing Mr. Peanut?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Danielle","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi. Hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.","speaker":"Danielle","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...I'm, I'm okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?","speaker":"Danielle","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Danielle","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"G'bye, everybody.","speaker":"Danielle","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoo-hoo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, there you go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Second date!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"...I dunno.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't know?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They all groan and hit him..)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I have no idea. But look how much they spent!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know. It's just such reckless spending.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- come here, Marcel-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? It's, it's just a phase.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, that's what we said about Joey...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This woman's living my life.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're not an artist.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nooo...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How about Joey... Pepponi?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey... Switzerland?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The waitress brings their coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. Which I'm not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, it does not ring a bell with me...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Might wanna try Joseph.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What d'you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Lotsa things.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They go in and sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Which one do you think she is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The teacher comes up to them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. Spare shoes are over there.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What does she mean?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think she means 'You dance a dance class'. Oh, c'mon, c'mon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She could be you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Music starts)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight...","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, I'm not getting this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm totally getting it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the class)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? You just click when they click.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Great. It's gym class all over again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Aww.","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"She's your partner.","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi. I'm Monica.","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Monana?","speaker":"Woman","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah. It's Dutch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight...","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where've you been?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"At the vet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! He beat ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So what does this mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm gonna have to give him up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Isn't there any way you can keep him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How do you get a monkey into a zoo?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey. We found her, we found the girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Did you call the cops?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nope. We took her to lunch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"...Take off their hats!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No way. No way did you do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monana was very brave.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, by the way, tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"'Scuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There's an open call for Cats. I'm thinking we go down there, sing Memories and make complete fools of ourselves. Whaddya say?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, that's just probably 'cause of your Amish background.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I-I used to be just like you. And then one day I saw a movie that changed my life. Did you ever see Dead Poets' Society?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh God. We didn't get into Scranton. That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, somebody will.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're kidding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, you'd think I would've.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"...Flame Boy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where exactly is your zoo?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does he, uh, fight with other animals?","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no, he's, he's very docile.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Even if he were... cornered?","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well I, I don't know. Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, how is he at handling small objects?","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How about a hammer, or a small blade?","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why- why- why would he need a blade?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey burst in, with Marcel)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego.","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"...He's in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.","speaker":"Dr. Baldhara","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yo- hooo!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where the hell've you been?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you drunk?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Noooo! I'm lying. I am so drunk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica is drinking from the tap)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monica? Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Water rules!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They've arrested Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That I was not expecting.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Thanks.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, not... worried, just... wondering.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not necessarily...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Um, I'm not actually Amish.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really? Then why are you like that?","speaker":"Fake Monica","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You by the door. In or out?","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"In.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!","speaker":"Teacher","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is the final boarding call for flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A.","speaker":"Announcement","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just, just say what you feel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Marcel, I'm hungry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That was good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Marcel is put in a cage and taken away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might... touch thy cheek...","speaker":"Actor","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's fine, thank you.","speaker":"Casting Director No. 1","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Next.","speaker":"Casting Director No. 2","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Name?","speaker":"Casting Director No. 2","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Holden McGroin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Tell him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Tell him, tell him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just...please tell him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Tell me what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look at you, you won't even look at him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Doing it on this table.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Exellent dream score.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why, why, why would you dream that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"More importantly, was I any good?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, you were pretty damn good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I love it, when we share.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Ross goes over to the counter. Chandler follows him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're okay there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hello Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Get off.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know. What are you wearing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pirates again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this \"massage-yourself-at-home-workshop.\" And they are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What... I could, I could do it. What is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. It's a whole big boob story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I could be a secretary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I could do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross's beeper goes off)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What are you playing with?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, it's my new beeper.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Off to see young Ethan?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"How young is young Ethan? Young?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"He's... our age.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"When we were?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, he's a senior in college.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"College?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, I can't pass for 22?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, maybe 25-26.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I am 26.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Can you hear that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Uh, I'm on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mr. Bing's office. No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Will he know what this is in reference to? And he has your number? All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross says hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, now, I actually have to get to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Most likely. Okay, I'm gonna be out there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right. Bye bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Bye bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(The intercom buzzes)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Whatcha doin'?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? No, cause I made lasagne. Am I out of control?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Could tonight be the Night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, did you shave your legs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A-ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ross's beeper goes off)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross dials a number on his cellular phone)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. No, Andr is not here. Third time today. Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Services? Oh, services.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. All rightie, bye bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Chandler enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey. How was the first day?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I thought you knew that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Noho. Who doesn't they like me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like \"Mr. Boss Man\". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, \"Boss Man Bing\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I can't belive it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. They even do you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"They do me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report be any later?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I don't sound like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, oh Chandler...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh... Yeah, you do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"My scones.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"'My scones.'","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Did not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How was that possible?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? Oh, ah. I should go.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They kiss)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Unless...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd really like that.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They kiss)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ethan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you a virgin?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They kiss)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You keep saying that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They kiss)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No-no. Nothing wrong about that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Huh!","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They kiss)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You're not a senior?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok...ay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I just had sex.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you never told me how old you were.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't say it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...in love with you.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, Andr should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. Just easier that way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, forget it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, it was just the three of us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Huh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There were times when it wasn't even me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That is so sweet, you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Mon.","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mon!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Monica takes of her walkman)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ethan called again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you not seeing him anymore?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Monica stares at Rachel)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Sorry.","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"It's morphin time!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Stegosaurus!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Tyrannosaurus!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ooh, oh, I've gotta go. Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. Cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Where are you going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Work people? Nobody told me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"You think I should?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I really do, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You were great. But they still made fun of you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, now you're more like, you know like, \"Mr. Caring Boss,\" \"Mr.\", you know, \"I'm one of you, Boss,\" \"Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then, I don't get it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just wan't to...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, but you can't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But I just wa...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh uh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Aren't you gonna...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What about Andre?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ethan enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That was gonna be my opener.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I thought that was just a rumour.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"True story.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"They're here already?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Then, what's the problem?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ethan, it's um... it's icky.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, don't say it.","speaker":"Ethan","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"...love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Are you're hands still wet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh, moist, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Let's dry 'em again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They go to the bathroom again)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? Hey, Chandler.","speaker":"Gerston","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, Mr. Bing.","speaker":"Santos","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.","speaker":"Petrie","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Santos","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No problem.","speaker":"Gerston","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Petrie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oooooooooh. Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? Great, now I'm having a baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, Ooh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm having... I'm having a baby. I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know where the phone is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross runs from the table, over the couch but slips and falls onto the floor)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm hurt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler struts out from his apartment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, get out of the fridge.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"For the ride.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, like in a cab...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Save it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, hating this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, I'm going. I'm going.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Here we go, here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rossy, Rossy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do we have to know about that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What, it's ok when Chandler does it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You have to pick your moments.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Did I miss it, did I miss it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She's not even here yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's with the guitar?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Carol and Susan arrive.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Where the hell have you been?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We stopped at the gift shop.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I used to have that bumper sticker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You see what I mean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Stopped for a Chunky.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Let it go, Ross.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I got an extra one. You want this?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing?","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dr. Franzblau, hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"59 seconds. Quartz, ha.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Swiss quartz, ha, ha.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Am I allowed to drink anything?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ice chips, just ice chips. They're at the nurses' station.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I got itI'm getting it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And if you need anything else, I do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It is nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, that's funny!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I want a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A young pregnant woman enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Knick fan?","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, boy, do they suck.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, listen, lady.... ...whoa.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah? And who do you like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The Celtics.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You... waah!","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There is no father.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh, sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, that's ok. I'm fine. I'm... oh!","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(singing)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks, Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You'll get one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah? When?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why won't I be married when I'm 40?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, no, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, uh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Did you go home and change?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, I haven't seen him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No reason.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. What do you mean, Joey who? Joey who?","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. She wants to talk to you. Take the phone.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, yeah, it's me. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah, I'm single. 25. An actor. Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She's not much of a phone person.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, look, maybe I should just go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe you should.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, that is so not true.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It isn't.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Isn't!","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Breathe.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're gonna kill me!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Count faster.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Who the hell is Jordie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your son.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I got it.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, you don't.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, that's it. I want both of you out.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"He started it!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, you started it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You did!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Now go!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thanks a lot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"See what you did.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, listen...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Out!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Breathe, breathe, breathe...","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, no.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey looks down at Lydia.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ew! What is that? Something exploded!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Breathe, breathe, breathe.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Please. This is so your fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How, how is this my fault?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm threatened by you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, Susan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Help!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. Ow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are they here yet?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. There you go, dear.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What're you gonna do, suck the door open?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Help! Help!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next... la la la la la la.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Help!","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. No, he's gone. No no, you don't have to fly back, really. What do you mean this might be your only chance? Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where have you been?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, just had a baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mazel tov!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm a waitress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Gotcha.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm gonna go check up on your friend.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok. That's fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So how did you know I was even here?","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Your mom called me. So is this her?","speaker":"Guy","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, this is a loaner.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.","speaker":"Guy","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game?","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.","speaker":"Guy","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, they're not so bad.","speaker":"Lydia","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is so great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You wanna explain that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. I'm sorry, you were fighting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Where are they?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sure they'll be here soon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You are really frightening me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. Uh, that's great. Anybody seen a nipple?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, ten centimeters, here we go.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, honey, time to start pushing.","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But they're not here yet!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, god.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, got the vent open.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you see?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebs, It's open! It's open!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait! You forgot your legs!","speaker":"Janitor","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Push, push!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We're here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where have you been?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Long story, honey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need Excuse me, could I have this?","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Good luck!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Everyone heads for the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Out!","speaker":"Nurse Sizemore","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not.... helping!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're doing great, you're doing fine.","speaker":"Dr. Franzblau","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello! Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do you see? What do you see?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, look at that.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What does he look like?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You guys, he's beautiful!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":19,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How 'bout Ben?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I like Ben.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We uh, we just cooked it up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's what we were off doing.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica opens the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can we come in?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(The whole gang enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Susan, he looks just like you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know, I still am one of these.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, can I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica holds Ben.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The head, the head. You gotta...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":20,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. But I'll still always come back, like this. And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. But I'll still always come back, like this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Chandler comes into the picture.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The rest of the group come into the picture.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He is so amazing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I know. Look at him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. Look, he's opening his eyes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He doesn't do much, does he?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, this is pretty much it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(long moment of silence)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You guys wanna get some coffee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(The screen fades to black.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":23,"scene":21,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And here's little Ben nodding off...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, let me see! Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That would be nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Chandler, annoyed with Ross's fawning, makes a 'pfft' noise.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pardon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey is looking at his check.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"... And where's this money coming from?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What kind of research?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, just, y'know.... science.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"... It's a fertility study.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Men are here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We make fire. Cook meat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ewww!","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, OK.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your special someone?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Man's got a point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Crazy bitch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey... we always know what you mean.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm going to China.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Jeez, you say one thing, and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're going to China?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary . Um... here's a picture of me...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, let me see!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":": Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Phoebe puts the picture of Ross up to her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh. Hey, who's Carl?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"At the coffeehouse, right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"So you do know who he is! Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Ross goes outisde on the balcony.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"....I have to go to China.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"The country?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Forget about her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Course there, they just call it food.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves 'The Three Basketeers.'","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Like the three musketeers, only with fruit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Ooooh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"OK, how does everybody like their burgers?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"(Monica rolls her eyes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Then you do. Heh, heh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Y'know, just be there for her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"(Long pause... Joey looks confused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Not following you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Think about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"OK, I'm guessing this is from...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"(Melanie smiles.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Well, thank you, Melanie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"OK, this one right here is from me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"OK... ah, it's light... ...it rattles... it's... Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"(Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":84}
{"text":"This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And... ...it's a book!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":86}
{"text":": That book got me through some tough times.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":87}
{"text":"There is a little child inside this man!","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":89}
{"text":"(Rachel picks up the next gift.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Who's this from?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Oh, that's Ross's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Oh... ... Oh my God. He remembered.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Remembered what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":94}
{"text":"It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":97}
{"text":"I can't believe he did this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":99}
{"text":"(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":100}
{"text":"What did you just say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":101}
{"text":"ahem... um... Crystal duck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":102}
{"text":"No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":103}
{"text":"F-hah.... flennin....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Oh.... my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":106}
{"text":"That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":107}
{"text":"I mean, this is unbelievable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. This is really, really huge.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OK, is there a mute button on this woman?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... : W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"H-He's in China!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The country.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, wait. His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What about the time difference?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"From here to the airport?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes! You're never gonna make it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I-I-I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well then maybe you shouldn't go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Here, look, alright, does this help?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up, holds the picture of Ross up to her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(something in Chinese)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright!","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ni-chou chi-ma!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel gets up to the jetway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"May I see your boarding pass?","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No no no! Federal regulations!","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright. What's the message?","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh... I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Man","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.","speaker":"Flight Attendant","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":": Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.","speaker":"Man","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Mmmmmm... Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey... I think I blacked out there for a minute!","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Heh, heh. It was nothin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you!","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"M-Me again?","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure! Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow.","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey starts to kiss her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oooh, I gotta tell you... you are nothing like I thought you would be.","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How do you mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.","speaker":"Melanie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Another good point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why isn't it working out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is he not cute enough for you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Does he not make enough money?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I'm just....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Maybe there's someone else.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wha...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is there? Is there someone else?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! There is.. there is noone else!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, big...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shhhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"...spender.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's still asleep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So how'd it go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I didn't know you had another level.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know! Neither did I!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, from who?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's me, Carl.","speaker":"Intercom","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"C'mon up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Behind my brother's back? ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Seven hundred bucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Rachel looks bored. At this point, Rossa figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine, just stop thinking about me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(She tries, and Ross disappears momentarily. He reappears, standing closer to her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can't do it, can you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So I'm thinking about you. So what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean, come on, buddy, get a real car!","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, it's too hard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, you're like my best friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"If we broke up, and I lost you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, start looking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Exactly! And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Right! You're right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Heh... y'know?","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Rachel leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Carl (Rachel's date)","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!","speaker":"Man","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags. Ross gets off next.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hey, hey, I got that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross picks up the bag... then he and the woman kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, sweetie.","speaker":"Julie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Julie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?","speaker":"Julie","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, they will. I just... uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can't wait.","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on, they're gonna love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":1,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like \"forget about her\" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, \"Oh my god.\" So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my god. Oh my god. Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're bleeding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"These are, these aren't for you. These are for you. Welcome to our country.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. I'm from New York.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Guys, you got your hair cut.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'Cause, you know, if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You, you, you said he liked me. You, you slowpokes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What up?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Everyone, this is Julie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Julie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh. Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And bus.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The screaming guy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And the spitting?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You gotta hear this story.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"200 at least.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"...and this guy...","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's an expression.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And then we've gotta get some sleep.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, can I get...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you talk to him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Then, no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"God?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It was you, pal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, maybe it was God, doing me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, you owe me one, big guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here's your lemonade.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I didn't order lemonade.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Go-go-go-go, come on! So uh, what did you find out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How is that the silver lining?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You have to really wanna see it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, although now that's what I'm thinking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, so what were you thinking?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh! No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No you're not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello? Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Needs some clothes altered?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. Well you didn't hang up either.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"She didn't hang up either!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rachel! I'll just call her back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. I gotta get out of here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, I think I was sixteen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please, just a little bit off the back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm still on \"no.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no, I'm not fallin' for that again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What stupid thing did you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bon giorno tutti!","speaker":"Paulo","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ewww!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel, how did this happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"At his apartment. Is this juice?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"People do stupid things when they're upset.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't..., but this is about your horrible mistake.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, hey Ross.","speaker":"Paulo","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I do Raquel.","speaker":"Paulo","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, uh, he's back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, not a problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right. Ok, but, but! You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I promise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, that's it, I quit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? I didn't say anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How who wears it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Demi Moore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Demi Moore is not a he.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants measured.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How long do you want the cuffs?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"At least as long as I have the pants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How is she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How's the hair?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can we see her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How're you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, that bad, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You gotta tell Ross how you feel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Frankie? What're you talking about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, what's goin' on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Cupping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What? That's not? Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is now out and about.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you. My hair is very amused.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait, are you leaving?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by \"bye!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, can I talk to you for a sec?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all , what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. No-no-no-no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I actuallyI-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking \"Oh my god, I'm with Rachel\". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I think that was the whole all.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You wanna do it right now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, is he hungry already?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I guess so.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, it's... something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I gotta get one, too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Carol?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, does it hurt?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It did at first, but not anymore.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So, uh, how often can you do it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"As much as he needs.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel, do you have any muffins left?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I forget which ones.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No thanks.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you. What a bitch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, um, I'll go with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi, honey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, sweetums.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello to the rest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But I'm...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Woof, woof.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hombre?","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's he doin' in my section?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I guess he doesn't know.","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mornin'.","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your territory, huh?","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. Bijan for men?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No thanks.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hombre?","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. All right.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You were saying?","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We were shopping, and we had lunch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, all right. What did I have?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You had a salad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, guys, what's up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You went shopping for fur?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You bought boobs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for... Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, actually I sorta have plans.","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ready, Annabelle?","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You bet. Maybe some other time?","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, this is so cute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I got that for him.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My mommies love me. That's clever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did you just say Hi, Jew?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ben, dinner!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What did you just do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I licked my arm, what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's breast milk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What is the big deal?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What did you just do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You won't even taste it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, where is everybody?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Judy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Julie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Jody!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You were with Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh. Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, right. Sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That is not true!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, who's this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How did we do?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I did not freak out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why'd you freak out?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because it's breast milk. It's gross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My breast milk is gross?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This should be fun.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That would be no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on. It doesn't taste bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Cantaloupe juice.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You've tasted it? You've tasted it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh huh.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, you've tasted it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Howdy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah I guess you're right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm gonna do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know what else to say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I feel terrible, I really do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's that terrible?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually , but now she's actually stealing you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I love you too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'd do anything for you, you know that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'd do anything for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mornin'. I said, mornin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I heard ya.","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?","speaker":"Store Guy","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ready.","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm ready.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!","speaker":"Customer","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?","speaker":"Store Guy","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Hombre Man","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"My god, what happened?","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Annabelle","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? Me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you're not totally paranoid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oy.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, Julie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye. What a manipulative bitch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored. He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, \"Hurry it up already!\" Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's not bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So how was Joan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I broke up with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on, they were not that huge.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You or me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You guys are messin' with me, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, \"whoa.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Maureen Rosilla.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not hating Yanni is not a real reason.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello, Mr. Heckles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're doing it again.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We're not doing anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You don't have birds.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I could have birds.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, bye-bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"We'll give you Janice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I miss Janice though. \"Hello, Chandler Bing.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"\"Oh, my, god.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"\"Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"We won. We won!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Mr. Heckles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How did this happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's terrible.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, sweepin'. You never know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You never know.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, Phoebe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Such as?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nah. Not really.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You don't believe in evolution?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I just don't buy it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, don't get me started on gravity.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You uh, you don't believe in gravity?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What can we do for you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to \"the noisy girls in the apartment above mine\".","speaker":"Buddy Boyles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, what about his family?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He didn't have any.","speaker":"Buddy Boyles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, so let's talk money.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, there was none. Let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.","speaker":"Buddy Boyles","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Have you ever seen so much crap?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check this out. Can I have this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How can you not believe in evolution?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? You can actually see it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"See, I didn't know that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, there you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, look at this. \"My Big Book of Grievances.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It doesn't go with any of my stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, what about my stuff?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't have any stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mmmmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, while you \"mmm\" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please tell me you're joking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is there blood coming out of my ears?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, he looks so normal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He's even kind of cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"\"Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Funniest? Heckles?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's what it says.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'd call that excessive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, you were both dorks. Big deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles...Would you knock it off?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Have you been here all night?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it \"supposably\"?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"How do you know that? How?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi, it's me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, my, god.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Janice? You called Janice?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You remember Janice, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Helloo!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, my, god!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Geez, look how fat she got.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey, it's everybody.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Janice, you're--","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yes, I am.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Is it--?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Congratulations.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You couldn't have told me about this on the phone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hide the Lamp.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, let it go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's the only possibility, Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe you caved.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I am. Let me just get my coat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden, it's just magically broken?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, tell her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Neat. I'm gonna die alone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, you win.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh huh. Why is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, yknow. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. \"Run away from Crazy Snake Man,\" they'll shout!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You are not a freak. You're a guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"In a bad way?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You made it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You are ready to make a commitment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Whoa! Don't know about that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'll take that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You want his yearbook?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Some people said some nice things about him. I think somebody should have it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It's really not that big!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Takin' that with you, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"You comin'?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah, jus' second. Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see \"Philosopher wanted\"?","speaker":"Alison","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. It's open you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Stranger","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, hi can I help you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?","speaker":"Stranger","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.","speaker":"Stranger","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, how, how did you do that?","speaker":"Stranger","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huuh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, didn't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I might have.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can't believe you didn't tell me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What have I not told you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, who told you? You are dead meat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I didn't know it was a big secret.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You have a third nipple?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You bitch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Whip it out, whip it out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"C'mon, there's nothin' to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, show it. Show it. The nubbin, the nubbin, the nubbin.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Joey was in a porno movie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Huuh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You were in a porno?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"That is wild.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So what's it shaped like?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, is there a hair on it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What happens if you flick it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Woah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Foxy lady.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Where you goin'?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he's in the Capades.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The Ice Capades?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls. . . funny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK sweetie, I'll see you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See you later Rach.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bye-bye Julie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, c'mon, cut it out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I ask you somethin'?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Naa.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? C'mon, talk to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Technically, huh, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no no no, don't need to know the details.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I think it's sexy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Sexy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No kidding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'd wait.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You'd wait?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Women really want this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"More than jewelry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Duncan's dressing room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ta-da.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahh, look at you, you look great.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do I? Thank you, so do you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You always said I'd make it.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I missed you. I'm gonna get changed.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Um, now. Phoebs.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, right, OK. Ole.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um, the matador. Ole, ha ha ha.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, Julie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi everyone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What did, what did he say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pop it in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's wrong with people having sex?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hell, I wanna see Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All I say is, she better get the job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nice work my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh. . .K. How come?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, actually, I'm getting married again.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huuh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So how long have you known?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And um, and there's actually a, a woman?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Her name's Debra.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm, I'm still me.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, it still smells like monkey in there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That saves us a conversation.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Me too, we should get goin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel, that's all we do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What about Julie?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, that could take a while.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I got the time to get to know Julie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I got time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? That's fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, in a nutshell. . .","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is signing the divorce papers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, um, have you told your parents?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I love you Phoebe.","speaker":"Duncan","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No Cobb, as in cobb salad.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm goin' home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Boy that Julie's a talker, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, no no, I am.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, gook luck.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wha, uhh, what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, now I'm nervous.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Maybe you should put it off.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know, yeah, sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What, it's not your fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ohh, God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The next morning on the street. Ross is dancing along, Singing in the Rain is playing. Two old ladies are sitting on a bench.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, somebody got some last night.","speaker":"Old Woman","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Twice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: At Chandler and Joey's. Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, I sure miss Julie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You ever figure out what that thing's for?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here comes the beep, you know what to do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got a little drunk...and naked.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bob here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What've you been up to?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. I love her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, are we gonna get together or what?","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great, I'll see you then.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok. Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, \"hey, you're not Bob.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my god. You are pure evil.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok, pure evil, horny and alone. I've done this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, Julie!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, Julie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do we need a cake?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look guys, I know it's a little steep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, whoosh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But it's Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know, I think I might just.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes! Yeah, it's like they're always saying \"let's go here, let's go there\". Like we can afford to go here and there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"For Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"For Ross, Ross, Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"If it's not you, this is a horrible story.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Fortunately, it is me. And, they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much. Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. You know, someplace nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, someplace nice. How much do you think I can get for my kidney?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm tellin' you. You can't do this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Go over there and tell that woman the truth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Listen, I have to, uh, um, I have to, I have to confess something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Whoever stood you up is a jerk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"How did you--?","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, ok, here is to my sister, the newly-appointed head lunch chef--","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who is also in charge of purchasing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Newly appointed head lunch chef who is also in charge of purchasing--","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let's see!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's fine, I'll just wait!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sorry, sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are we ready to order?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, look at these prices.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What are these, like famous chickens?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do I dare ask?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, I will start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilled prawns.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That sounds great. Same for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And for the gentleman?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. But, hey, look, if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff, is it cheaper?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, I will have the uh, side salad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And what will that be on the side of?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And for you?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Um, I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup, and, um, take care.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I will have the uh, Cajun catfish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Anything else?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Um, everyone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, you're right, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Not for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"All right, what's goin' on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Fine. All right, fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"You can tell us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I hear ya.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"We can talk about that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well, then...Let's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I, I just never think of money as an issue.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"That's 'cause you have it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"That's a good point.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"G-gift? The thing's not the gift?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No, the thing was, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Hootie and the--oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"All of us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Not at the concert.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's like a skit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whoo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of a thank-you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But wait, there's more. Hey, Chandler, what is in the envelope?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! The Blowfish!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So...Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Could you be less enthused?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Like?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Charity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Charity?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Actually, it makes us feel that big.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok, we never shoulda talked about this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm just gonna pass on the concert, 'cause I'm just not in a very Hootie place right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Me neither.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Guys, we bought the tickets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Why did you look at me when you said that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I guess now we can't go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You know what? You're right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Geez! Are you ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Whoa! You had sex today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Still doing the screening thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Here comes the beep, you know what to do.","speaker":"Machine","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Bob here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"So, uh, you met someone, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"So, uh, how was he?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Eh.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Eh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Well, that makes me feel so good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"It was just so awkward and bumpy.","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Bumpy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with. And uh maybe you have to get used to it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know, the guys are probably having a great time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on you guys, one more time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok. One.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nooo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was amazing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excellent, that was excellent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe the guys missed this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What guys? Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do I know you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You used to be my babysitter.","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good, good, I'm a lawyer now.","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, wait, backstage?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?","speaker":"Steven Fisher","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Happy birthday.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, ours pretty much sucked, oh, but, I did run into little Stevie Fisher. Remember him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, how's his dad?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a bust.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, we really missed you guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get--is that a hickey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I just, I fell down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know, a party, or--","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What party?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, apparently Stevie and the band are like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Who gave you that hickey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That would be the work of a Blowfish.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, \"hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What, as part of your poor friends outreach program?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And we don't work hard?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I just got a page.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And you feel like we hold you back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Here's your check. That'll be $4.12.","speaker":"Waitress","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Let me get that. You got five bucks?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Here comes the beep, you know what to do.","speaker":"Machine","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...","speaker":"Jade","season":2,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: At Monica and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Let me hold him for a sec. There. Huh? There we are.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maye it's me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There we go. All better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There's my little boy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can I uh see something?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He hates me. My nephew hates me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, don't do this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Goo, goo, goo, waaah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That is so funny. Let me see that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you ok, Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know. What's in this pie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Kiwi? Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And that's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No you're not. You're, you're allergic to lobster and peanuts and--oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ugh. It's definitely getting worse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Is your tongue swelling up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Is he gonna be ok?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, he's just gotta get a shot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Jacket now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"We'll watch him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I don't think tho.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok, well, if you do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring his hat, and there's extra milk in the fridge, and there's extra diapers in the bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hat, milk, got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"??? Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Consider it done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You understood that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Is he the one with the beautiful wife?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But what about Phoebe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh--","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, as needed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I got him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, seriously.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, seriously you want him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello.","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And who is this little cutie pie?","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You wanna smell him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I assume we're talking about the baby now.","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think my uterus just skipped a beat.","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I think it's great you guys are doing this.","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, we are great guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through?","speaker":"Caroline","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying \"Terry's a jerk!\" That's where that came from.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, ok. You probably did everything you could.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I, I don't know.","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You don't clean the cappuccino machine?","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine.","speaker":"Terry","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, but Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. Thank you! La la la la la la la....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.","speaker":"Doctor","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.","speaker":"Doctor","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Tho?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, hey, look at that talent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Just practicing. You're good. Carry on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey, you. He's just adorable.","speaker":"Girl 1 On Bus","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"So what are you guys out doing today?","speaker":"Girl 2 On Bus","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You done?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, there's our stop.","speaker":"Girl 1","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Get outta here. This is our stop too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You guys live around here too?","speaker":"Girl 2","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"You know it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"So uh, you wanna go to Marquel's?","speaker":"Girl 1","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh, sure, they love us over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Where's your baby?","speaker":"Girl 2","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ben! Ben! Ben!","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait!","speaker":"Both","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.","speaker":"Doctor","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"... with the double double double-jointed boy. Hey. So um, are you the professional guitar player?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm Stephanie.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Right. My name was on there, but now it just says \"carrot cake\". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"All of them.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh yeah, so you know D?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Ok, do you know A minor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ok. Um, so does your guitar have a strap?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oh. Mine does. Stephanie knows all the chords.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. Zachary.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"You're all invited to bite me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"He's here. I'm assuming one of you is the father.","speaker":"Transit Authority Guy","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"That's me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"I'm him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Actually, uh, we're both the father.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy!","speaker":"Both","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Please tell me you know which one is our baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Well, well that one has ducks on his t-shirt, and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Or clowns. Oh, oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. Remember, he had that cute little mole by his mouth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Ahh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":94}
{"text":"You got a better idea?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":95}
{"text":"All right, call it in the air.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Heads.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Heads it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Yes! Whew!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":99}
{"text":"We have to assign heads to something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":101}
{"text":"What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":102}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here. I thought you might be cold.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang \"Su-Su-Suicide\", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, \"Smelly Cat\", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for \"Smelly Cat\".","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really? From who?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.","speaker":"Kid","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. Here you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thanks a lot. Hey Christine, I got it!","speaker":"Kid","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Hey, remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. But I remember people telling me about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I hope Ben has a little sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That was you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, he's not crying.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes! There's still pie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, he rode the bus today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You, you are gonna love this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Will you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Stay back, I've got kiwi. Run, Joey, Run!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's \"smelly cat, smel-ly cat\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat...","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Better. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You wanna try it again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah. From the top?","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Stephanie Schiffer","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Mmmm hmmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.","speaker":"Together","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's too much. Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, how was the party?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon. Let her. Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Hallway between the apartments. Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Monica is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, let's do it. What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And we're changing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is doing situps.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon give me five more. Five more.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Five more and I'll flash you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Rachel is working.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. . She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The guy still won't put out, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope. Zilch, nothin', uh-uh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry Phoebs.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe he's. . . gay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What? C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So you really OK about all this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Only if you say his full name.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You're getting a cat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Uh huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Both of you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hopefully.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well. Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How long do cats live?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um, maybe 15, 16 years.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's just great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Um, cheers.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, right, clink.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean he just started going out with her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I figured it out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, \"Excellent butt, great rack.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something? What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Fruitflies?","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, would you like any dessert?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No dessert, just a check, please.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you're not having fun, are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, \"I'm over you.\"","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Closure, that's what it is. Closure. Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hang on.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello, excuse me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm talkin'!","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can see that. I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. OK, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Alright, fine. I'll call you back.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thank you. OK. Machine. Just waiting for the beep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Michael","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OK, if you say stop, then we stop.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, stop.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo Woo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahhhh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. And how was the date?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK. Oh, oh, oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I stayed at Julie's last night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, go ahead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're over me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohhhhhhhh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh, ohh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You've had feelings for me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Chandler told me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Chandler. When did he... when did he... when did he?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"When you were in China.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"China.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Meeting Julie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you over me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. Hi Julie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'll be right down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Wait, so, you're going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"OK, OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't find the remote. Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And we did.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right Phoebs, way to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yay me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, so how did it happen?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And what did he say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, so I said, \"OK, relax please,\" y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um-hum.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This man is my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in. Get your Kleenex.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't get a cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, that's um, interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, I got it Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Then you should have said something before I met her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"There was never a good time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And ya know what, now I've got closure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Try the bottom one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, you know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well no, but um.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know, I try to stay positive. . .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, you feel like goin' for a run?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK. Just for a little while.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross kissed me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was unbelievable!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it ended very well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do not start without me. Do not start without me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a \"I gotta have you now\" kind of thing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhhh.","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And, uh, and then I kissed her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Tongue?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow. What are you gonna use it for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Games and stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There's an ad for a naked chef?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That, that is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait. Wait, yeah, that's just painful","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You got all that from saline solution?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... ... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good. How are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi, honey.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, well, actually.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Play it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, all right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ssshh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ok, um, hi, hello, hi, ok, so, um, this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up. Um, it's called, um, \"Two of Them Kissed Last Night\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, and a guy let's call him Neil. Now I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real. Now our Neil must decide, who will be the girl that he casts aside. Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we'll call Ju...Loolie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is a nice resume. Nice, nice, nice. Muy impressivo.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mockolate.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mockolate. It's a completely synthetic chocolate substitute.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Go ahead. Try a piece. Yeah, we think that Mockolate is even better than chocolate.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right. Mmm-mmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mmm-mmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Aren't you going to swallow that?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, isn't that great?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Abso... ...lutely. See, I love creating new recipes. I love Thanksgiving. And, well, now, I love Mockolate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How about Mockolate mousse?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's not, it's not very Thanksgiving-y.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What makes it pilgrim?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We'll put buckles on it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Did uh, Ross call?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, \"Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, here's a thought, Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can't we just use a pen?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, Amish boy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun. All right, Rachel first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You could say that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She's not Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica has made food for Phoebe and Rachel to taste.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my god good?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is on the phone with a computer hotline.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway, I did the right thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, Spock actually hugs his father?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, do you guys have... ...hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where you goin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I uh, I just got back from uh, from Julie's.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, uh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really. It's always been you, Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhh.","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, oh, this is good, this is really good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know, I know, it's, it's almost... What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Let me get my coat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok. No, hey, whoa, whoa, I'll get your coat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. What's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What? Nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, no, see? See? Hey, it's printing. Hey, it's printing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well what is it? Let me see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, someone order a coat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He won't? He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"And I'm in it? Then let me read it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No!","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Alright. \"It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, you don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What is this? Ross, what is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Kind of ditzy? Too into her looks? Spoiled?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type \"little\", the idiot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Just a waitress?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No, no, wait, ok, ok, look at the other side. Look at Julie's column.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I... I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh good, I was hoping that would come up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This was your idea?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What were you thinking?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. You!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach! Whoops! Rach, hey, open up, please!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just wanna read something. It's your pro list.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not interested.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Number six: the way you smell.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you doing out there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am, uh, I am...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's what I said.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, maybe we should go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. I said don't go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? Maybe a little longer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Doesn't matter.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, uh, I ate some.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(phone rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen, I... I don't think this is the best time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, can, can you do something for me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, what? Ok, ok. Music?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.","speaker":"Radio","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.","speaker":"Radio","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, thanks for coming in again.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called \"fishtachios\". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cat hair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Mr. Ratstatter","season":2,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And twenty-five it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You gave him cookies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uhh, the mailman, the super.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Joey are seated at couches. Rachel is working behind the counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. . . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Horrible and degrading list of reasons not to be with me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here, go nuts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's in the bag?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um, just some presents.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK. OK, this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents, huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross, that is gorgeous!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey. Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Happy Christmas Eve Eve. Oh my God, where did you get this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"This is my father, this is a picture of my dad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"How have you never been on Oprah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's not a blue screen... it's just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, wait a minute honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Phoebs.","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's grandmother's place. Phoebe's grandmother is sitting at the table, reading the obituaries, and crossing out names in the phonebook.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Esther Livingston. Gone.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, Phoe.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Gram. Whatcha doin'?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, just updating the phonebook.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um, gram, um, can I see the pictures of my dad again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just, you know, to see... um.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, sure, yeah. This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OK, is this really my father?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is it really your fa--I can't... well of course it is.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I. . .","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ya know, in all the years that we have been grandmother and granddaughter, you have never lied to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, so, what, he's not a famous tree surgeon? And then, I guess, OK, he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"OK, that makes no sense. Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Honey.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Anyway, that's all I know. That, and this. This is the real him.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who said anything about Christmas?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, anyone hear from Phoebe yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, nothin'.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I hope she's OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I know exactly what she's goin' through.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How do you know exactly what she's going through?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She told us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So whaddya got there Monica?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just some stuff for the party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica, pigeons learn faster that you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"C'mon Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going?","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whattaya mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow. Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab.","speaker":"Grandmother","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! Commercial","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler is standing on a street corner waiting for Phoebe in the cab. Joey walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe here with the cab yet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab. . . hop in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well she better get here soon, the outlet stores close at 7.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, don't worry. I figure it'll be 2 hours to Phoebe's dad's house, they'll meet, they'll chat, they'll swap life stories, we'll still have plenty of time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, here she comes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eeeshk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, big stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK, let's go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright, here, you have to hold this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK. Brake left, gas right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah, that's my cheat sheet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Where's my seat belt?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon, just tell me, please, please.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, gosh, it's hot in here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach, get the heat. Ross, could you turn the heat down please?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, the heat!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. OK, this way is on, so this is. . . off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did you just break the radiator?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, I was turnin' the knob and, and. . . here it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well put it back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It uhh, it won't go back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll call the super.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Here, let me try.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK, tip the man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, here's a theme: Come on in, live like bacon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. The cab pulls up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, this is it, 74.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, so that's what this is for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, here I go. I'm goin' in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good luck Phoebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OK, here I go. . . here I go. . . I'm goin'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ice, ice, ice squares anyone? Take a napkin. Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey, hey, hey, get in line buddy, I was next.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mr. Treeger.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhh, you said there was a party.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh, is it hot? My body always stays cool, probably 'cause I have so much skin. Hey, cheese!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I will not cave.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm with Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Looks like he's playin' baseball.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You mean hardball?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Whatever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What'cha gonna' do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, the place is not open 'till Tuesday. Am I not saying it right.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So, wait, you really did like my cookies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nice seizing. . . gel boy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Huh-hoo, yeah, no, it's still basil.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How far'd ya get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mailbox.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, we're gettin' closer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebs, what's goin' on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, so why not go knock?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really, hey, you mind if I turn the heat down?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Phoebs, how'd it go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I couldn't go in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you OK?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach, these are for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OK, Phoebs, your turn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guuuyys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You got me a cola drink?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And, a lemon lime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And last but not least.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They're ribbed for your pleasure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hiiiiii.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are... are you OK?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't toy with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Geller!","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Fun Bobby!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey. Whoa, hey, you've been working out, huh?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You and me both.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, do you need me to pick you up?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I'm alright man. Really.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I'm picking you up.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... Alright! It still works.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? I'm still gonna go.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"OK, I'll see you later babe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"See ya.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye! See you later!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Fun Bobby is so great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Half full of looooovvvvve.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Cabin of loooooovvvvve.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Really? I only had two glasses.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I just had a glass.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Two.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I had one glass.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oooooh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ooooooh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"So what. So he drank a lot tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach, does this have nonfat milk?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ehhhummmm, I don't know, why don't you taste it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mmmm, no.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whattaya say we make these, uh, coffees Irish?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um, cake.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bobby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, OK.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK, look, this isn't the first time somebody's said something to me about this, but, I don't know... I always made excuses about it, like... uhhh... 'I'm just a social drinker,' or, 'C'mon, it's Flag Day.'","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, what are you saying now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I guess I'm saying, I'll try and quit. I kinda like that you worry about me.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I am gonna try and quit drinking.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooohh, why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Guess who's back in show business.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ummmm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You have other friends?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"With a man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What? What is so strange about me having a date?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him cause he made that list about you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm.. I'm not really anything at him anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"But you guys came so close.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hhhhiiiii.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Estelle (ESTL) is speaking on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I think it went pretty well. I.. I got a callback for Thursday.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, here it is.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, isn't Lori a doll?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. Yeah, hi, Lori please. Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? Uh-huuuuh. Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's Fun Bobby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What, isn't he sober?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohhh, OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, here you go, sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh God, yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is funny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah. See you guys.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh.... my... God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's not that bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, OK, don't get all squinky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey Ross.... bahhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"OK, I'll just sit here and... uh... chat with your, uh.... friend-type....people.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Rachel? Um, hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uhh.... waitressing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Huh, Bob Saget?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! No, no, no, no, oh, oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, my, oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What? What's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I, OK....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Listen, Phoebs, this is gonna be OK. Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"A date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm her date.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, you are the, uh... paleontologist.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yes, yes I am. And you are a....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Periodontist.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"See? They're as different as night and... later that night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Ditto.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I, uh, well... I... I met Russ.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Well, we're not seeing each other, so....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and other... uh... winged things... who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a... well, you know. But so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well, yeah, this is the deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"OK, well, um, have a nice evening.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Um, Russ, you ready?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"She's dating. She's dating.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Do you not see it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"....................Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, the part's mine if I want it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my... God?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, what're you gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I've never slept with someone for a part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well is she...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's alright. Is she good-looking?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. You know, after having slept with her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant. Fun Bobby and Monica are ordering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I get you something from the bar?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, I would like something. No, no thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. Just some water.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So the light went out in my refrigerator...","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dysprosium.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dysprosium? Try mendelevium.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And weenie number two has it. Unless, of course, nine-down, Knights in White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't see it? You actually don't see it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK honey, you're dating Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Steve... sleeve!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OK, noone is named Sleeve.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know what your problem is.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh you do, do you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um-hum, you're jealous.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Of... of what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, you listen.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, no, let me finish.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, let me finish.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, you let me fini...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why would I have to sleep with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's my game. You want the job or not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Where ya goin'?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooooohhhh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's with all the bottles of liquor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh God, even his knock is boring.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi. I'll be ready in just a second.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, can I talk to you a minute?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is really hard for me to say.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh God, you fell off the wagon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, it's about you.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What about me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I think you may have a drinking problem.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What these? Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Look, I am just not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship right now, OK?","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh... shoot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Take care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Bobby Rush","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well we... we kinda broke up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Awwwwwwww.","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Does anybody want these?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"How'd the callback go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"So what'd you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Good for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"So... and?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Allright!","speaker":"Gang","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Alright... I've got to go shower.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Russ","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....","speaker":"Julie","season":2,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[at Ross's. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So how did everything go?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, we've gotta go.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[clears her throat]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you and me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, no, Susan and me.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The other us.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We're uh, we're getting married.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"As in, \"I now pronounce you wife and wife\" married?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look I just thought that...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is your finger caught in that chair?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Mmm hmmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Want us to go?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[at Rachel and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is so cool. You're actually gonna be on television.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Carol and Susan's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes!","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Would it matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you are so great! Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you really not going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If you wanna call that a reason.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, I thought you were over this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Did I miss it? Did I miss it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Whoa, she's pretty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"There's my scene, there's my scene. \"Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Is she gonna be all right?","speaker":"Mrs. Wallace","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Excellent!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Monica and Rachel's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That is so good! Do it again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, all right. \"Damnit Braverman, it's right there on the chart!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No no, that's me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Is everything ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, \"ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage.\" Little did she know God was thinking, \"Ok, but that's it.\" Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think it went into me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, who ordered what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I believe I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, and this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. Sit up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"There she is.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mom!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Pretty much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is Joey, and Phoebe, and this is Chandler, and you remember Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh hello, Ross.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi, Mrs. Green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh Mom!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Believe me, sometimes that happens.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Dermer. 'Course, that's before she got the lousy face lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Pheebs, who's Evelyn Dermer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[at Rachel and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You have some life here, sweetie.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"For...me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, not just for you.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, what do you mean?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm uh, considering leaving your father.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right. Tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And you had no idea they weren't getting along?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"None.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"They didn't fight a lot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"In my day, divorce was not an option.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, look who's up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grownup I wouldn't have to worry about this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, then, you know, couldn't she have just copied my haircut?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Damn. My mail order grandfather hasn't come yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yes, hi, Mr. Adelman. Thanks for meeting me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Um, do you wanna sit?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're saying, my wife is in you?","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Everything?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Everything.","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Worth a shot, huh?","speaker":"Mr. Adelman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at this.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"These are from Halloween three years ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, that was his costume. See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um, you guys, you know when I said before, \"thank you, but I don't really need your help\"?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Actually, what I think you said was, \"don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Mon, you want some help?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If you want.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She's still with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. Oh, such a pretty face.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh! What's new in sex?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The only man I've ever been with is your father.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you. I mean, god, you just come in here, and drop this bomb on me, before you even tell Daddy. What? What do you want? Do you want my blessing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You want me to talk you out of it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Then what? What do you want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why on earth would I understand this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You didn't marry your Barry. I did.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Joey, speed it up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Sir! No sir!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right, you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called \"pigs in Ross\". All right, ball the melon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine, whatever.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Carol, what's the matter? What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's ok. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Of course I do.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're right. Of course you're right.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So we're back on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We're back on.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Butterscotch? No one? All right, you'll be sorry later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Any time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.","speaker":"Minister","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you look at them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, can't help but.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How's that pig-in-the-blanket workin' out for you? I wrapped those bad boys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I miss Rose.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know it's kind of weird, but I mean, she was a big part of my life there, you know, and now I just feel kind of alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?","speaker":"Woman","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, that's so nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, Mom? Having fun?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"There's more alcohol, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How you doin'?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You did a good thing today.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You wanna dance?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, that's fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on. I'll let you lead.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right look. Penis schmenis. We're all people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: at Monica and Rachel's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Mon, I was married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, me, too, technically.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I had a wedding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, just trying to start an interesting discussion.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Isn't Ben in this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That commercial always makes me so sad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And the fact that they're both monkeys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Joey enters holding a letter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rhythm?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, my first fan mail.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know, I know. Hello.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi Rob Dohnen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, wow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, I would love to have kids. . . you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's Erica.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, the stalker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Never mind, it's open.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let's get out of here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The one time they're not home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's how radio stars escape stalkers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She's comin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's me.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Erica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross is at the Monkey cages.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, there's an old saying, 'Sometimes monkeys die.' It's not a great saying but it certainly is fitting today.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, ya know, someone should have called me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Zoo dollars?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.","speaker":"Dean Lipson","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Phoebe pulls out her guitar]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooohhh.","speaker":"Kids","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And she's not crazy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You OK?","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I was thinkin' about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK. OK, alrighty, let's play some tunes. Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah it is. . . what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Who's they?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, just one. Wow, you're good at that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?","speaker":"Waiter","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: San Diege Zoo. Ross is still at the monkey cages. A janitor is sweeping.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's about your monkey. It's alive.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But that's what...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I should just be happy to be near you.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey I-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey what?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! Hey. He-hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Library. Phoebe is singing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Excellent!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Very informative!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not at all inappropriate!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That was great, the kids loved you.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yay, I rock.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How did you know there was a but?","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I sense these things. It was either but or butter.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thinkin' about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahh, the bat. Ambassador of darkness, flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger, sightless spectre of the macabe.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Buddy, my monkey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That guy Lipson?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I, I only know Lipson.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hmm, Lipson knows huh? Ahh, hello Mr. Opossum, enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night, taunting gravity with...","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Buddy, my monkey, my monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Of course.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This is unbelievable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you trying to get me to bribe you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Maybe.","speaker":"Janitor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But you already told me everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Library. Ross show up with a MonkeyShine Beer poster.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, so what're you gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, hi again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're the only one who can save her Drake.","speaker":"Tv Doctor","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, there goes my whole belief system.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's Erica.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Erica, c'mon in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's not what you think, that was...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You told me I was the only one.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Somebody wanna help me out here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How, how can you be here and there.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"'Cause it's a television show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Drake, what're you getting at?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm not Drake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Is this true?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Is all this true?","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh Hans.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hans...Hans...Yo evil twin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I'll never forget you Hans.","speaker":"Erica Ford","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"OK, alright, the people who threw the water.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Fired! Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not saying you have to be Barney.","speaker":"Rob","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who's Barney.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're kidding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is amazing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, Rachel, I'm ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?","speaker":"Kid","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um, yeah I guess that's me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She's here.","speaker":"Kid","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.","speaker":"Security Guard","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry guys, closed set.","speaker":"Security Guard","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.","speaker":"Security Guard","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, there he is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. a-weema-way, a-weema-way.....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The next time at the movie set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...","speaker":"Security Guard","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Woah, dude, burn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.","speaker":"Trainer","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now just how big of a star is Marcel?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"In human terms, I'd say Cybill Shepard.","speaker":"Trainer","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Woah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me. Jerry is the director, which one's he?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The one in the director's chair.","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Gotcha. Phoebs, walk with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We've got a problem.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Tell me.","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is it bad?","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'll talk to her.","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I hate actors.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ahhhh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh, is your name Chandler?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh, yes, yes it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler Bing?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What what what what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Ya think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No, was he any good in it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Rachel, he like, totally changed time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"He could hear me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"OK, I'm doin' it for ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Excuse me. Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":53}
{"text":"You don't think I'm cute?","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":55}
{"text":"You can tell her I think her friend is cute.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":57}
{"text":"OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":58}
{"text":"OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh that's me, I gotta go.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh uh, o, OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":63}
{"text":"I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":64}
{"text":"No one was around to hear that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":65}
{"text":"So what'd he say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Well, thanks anyway.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":68}
{"text":"He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":71}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does anybody need anything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That is so unfair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Joey I have to cancel racketball for tonight, that was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're blowin' me off for a monkey?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, we can rescedule for Saturday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, stick a fork in me, I am done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Stick a fork what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Like, when you're cooking a steak.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK, then, eat me, I'm done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What did you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, you just know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You want me to wear your panties?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Could ya?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oooh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"With mealworms.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That is the most ridiculous.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You sold me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I did not sell you out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes you did. Absolutely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Would you let me talk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Did you just flick me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- Ow. That hurt","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Quit flicking","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ow, you stop flicking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You flicked me first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ow. Ow. Ow.","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh that's what you want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Fine,","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Forget about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How you doin there squirmy?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have nothing to do with casting.","speaker":"Director's Assistant","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So what're you guys gonna eat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I want you right here, right now.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa They do have the shrimp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Meet me in the bathroom.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm going to the bathroom now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"C'mon.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe we're doing this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright mister, let's see those panties.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alrighty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"C'mon hurry, hurry.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, somebody's been doing his buns of steel video.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"This is for the fourth grade.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Huh? Where, whaddya mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What, what's what you mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.","speaker":"Susie Moss","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? Can you beat up that guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Normally, I would not do it.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, what made you make the exception for me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Say you're sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Say it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Say you're sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What're you gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You don't have the guts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh alright, stop, STOP THE MADNESS. This is crazy. Who can even remember why this even started in the first place?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll help you fix your sweater.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'll help you throw out your purse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Back at the restroom at Marcel's. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Joey starts whistling, Chandler finishes the tune. Joey whistles again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ma?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no no no, she took off with my clothes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you naked in there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Not exactly. . . I'm wearin panties.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, this is the first time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, let me see.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright, alright. Woah, someone's flossing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey, some people don't like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler's wearing panties.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? Let me see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, no, you don't have to see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi Tushie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright, one of you give me your underpants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How can you not be wearing any underwear?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK, well, bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Goodbye.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, bye for me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, well, bye-bye again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, no no no no no.","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No no no no.","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Impressive.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But no. Maybe if I were baking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How long you been waitin' to say that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"About 20 minutes. CLOSING CREDITS","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Filming a scene from the movie. Joey is dying on a gurney, Van Damme is looking over him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aaaaagggghhhhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Cut.","speaker":"Director","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aaaaagggghhhhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Cut.","speaker":"Director","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Aaaaagggghhhhh. Mommy","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Cut.","speaker":"Director","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.","speaker":"Jean-Claude Van Damme","season":2,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Hold on a second. Huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eight hundred and twelve bucks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow, I don't know what to say. Wow, I, I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Heh, what d'ya say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know. It's a bracelet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"To my best bud. Thanks best bud.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Put it on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, now? No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. You put this on, you're good to go. Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I so am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A kitchen somewhere. Monica is interviewing for a job]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, this all looks good.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, lets see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, just a salad will be fine.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Is it dirty?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Don't, I like it dirty.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's your call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, uh, what are you going to do next?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are they, uh, firm?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"They'r alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No really, they're OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You gonna slice them up real nice?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Aaaahhhhhhh.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm outa here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, some guy she met at the movies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hang in there, it's gonna happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wha, OK, now how do you know that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Because she's your lobster.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, she's goin' somewhere.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, you feelin' better?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, do you have any other possibilities?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ya know, the man's got a point.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What is that sparkly thing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No no, no no, it's not flashy, not for a Goodfella.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi darling.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, what's this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Some of your old stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, God forbid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, hi Rachel.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, well, you know, they're just separated so, you know, never know, we'll see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What, what incident?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on couches. A beautiful woman is looking at Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you want a refill?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm alright, thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm Gail.","speaker":"Gail","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I, I really have to be somewhere but it was nice meeting you.","speaker":"Gail","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What? Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not that bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler, Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. That's actually good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think she's OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. Excuse me, are you Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you, what are you doin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.","speaker":"Man","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I was saving you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"OK, Ross, listen to me, I am not yours to save.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But, you are.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do the claws again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross, there is no us, OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, but. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, ya know, it's, it's just not worth it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, but, but. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"E-except, except that what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, no, ACC-cept that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? OK, that's my bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should have just said so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know what the. . .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Because they made me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You were fired? What're you gonna do?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"In the bank.","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Anything larger back there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Phoebe enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're right I, I should play in the hay. Forget about the fact that I just dropped 400 dollars to replace a bracelet that I hated to begin with. Bring on the hay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey now you have two. Oh, now you have two.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What am I gonna do, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How come you have two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well this one's for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Get out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, it's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's what they'll call us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Ross are standing in the kitchen. Ross is filling out a check]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You have dinosaur checks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, Mon, what is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you got me, put it in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What is with your nose?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They had to reduce it because of, of my deviated septum.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh yeah we do. C'mon.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Over here dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Some girl ate Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, you look so great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ahh, so do you, beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oops.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Shoot, I think I got mayonaise on you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Everybody smile.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, dad, turn it off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It is off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's the off light. Right Ross?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You look pretty tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, the guys are here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"this summer?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Work on your music?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"He'll be here OK, take a chill pill.","speaker":"Roy","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"If you're not going then I don't want to go either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.","speaker":"Roy","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Doubtful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Dad, she won't want to go with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Of course she would, you're a college man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"OK. Hold my board.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Atta boy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":67}
{"text":"OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No, no, no.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":69}
{"text":"OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":70}
{"text":"C'mon kid, let's go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Ahh, are you hadsome.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Let's show 'em.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Uh, just a sec dad. OK, be cool, just be cool. OK dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Bye.","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Press the button.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Which one? Which button, Jack.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":79}
{"text":"The button, the button.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":80}
{"text":"I can't believe you did that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Yeah, well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":82}
{"text":"See, he's her lobster.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":83}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dance with him.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mom, I'm hungry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dance with your father.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Jack.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, Judy. Oh, Judy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, ohhhhh.","speaker":"Both","season":2,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright open your eyes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know. chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So uh, which one is mine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. Not that one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh yeah, that's the stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do we dare?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We dare.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Aaahhhh. AAAAHHHHHH.","speaker":"Both","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Woah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Woah, hey, yo.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, uh, how was your day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? Mine too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey cool, mine too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bye guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, yo.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What's tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It is our first official date. Our first date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh, hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes but my mom got me this job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I can be a waitress. OK watch this. Um, gimme two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and rick'em, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's James Bond.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry we're late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dr. Burke, it, it's me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. So, how ya been?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I've been great, just great. How have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The head tilt?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. 'How ya doin'? You OK?'","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. 'I'm OK.' 'You sure?' 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, that's too bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll survive.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler is ordering a pizza.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What if we have to pee?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll cancel the sodas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've got to get back out there, it's your party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're an opthamologist.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. Who needs glasses?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are so smitten.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So. You two are totally into each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I told you there was going to be sub-titles.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, I'm just checking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, what.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And that's, that's funny why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK, my hands were no where near your butt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just one cheek.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nuh, uh, the moment's gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's romantic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"C'mon touch it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, come on squeeze it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Rub it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You got a Cheeto on your face man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That was 14 hours ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So how'd it go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She laughed at you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. I don't know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know. And I just want it to be perfect and right and. . . why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's the Miracle Wax.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It certainly is a miracle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi. Listen, I was um, thinkin' about. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What's this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Could you get us a couple of beers?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm going to look into your eyes now.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Good, they feel good, in my head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, it's great to see ya.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OK, um. Goodbye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Drops!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Drops. Here, they're free.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, OK, yeah. I'll see ya later.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, woah, hey, woah.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, inside good, outside bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She's one of us now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Goodnight.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Naa, she's lyin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Stop sending food to our apartment.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, why're you all dressed up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're not the only one who has a date tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? You have a date? Who with?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"C'mon, what's his name?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Come on, tell me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I promise, what.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's Richard Burke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Doctor Burke is sexy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh God, absolutely.","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It's the museum again, can I, oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"When?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh you are so lucky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well maybe he was nervous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross is fixing a display, Rachel is waiting patiently.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's OK, it's fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"KARL!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, is that Michelle?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ya know, she's having another baby.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I thought she just had one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you're a grandpa.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. Are we nuts here?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So maybe we should just. . .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, this really sucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, it sure does.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no, there's no rush or anything.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Pizza delivery.","speaker":"Delivery Guy","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, we won't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We won't?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"C'mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"OK, that's dead right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The museum planetarium. Ross and Rachel enter on stage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is this? What are we doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Shh. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Grape.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OK, now, sit. OK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, so what are we looking at?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're not laughing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This time it's not so funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, thank God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We're not alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is that the fire alarm?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Waaa-aaah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The spoon. You licked and-and you put. You licked and you put.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. You used my toothbrush?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK, ready when you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okey-doke.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow, this is wild. What're you gonna get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um, I'm getting a lily for my Mom. 'Cause her name's Lily.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So where you gettin' it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think on my shoulder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What? What's on your shoulder?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um, a chip. A tattoo, I'm getting a tattoo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oooh, Rich is goin' to the party too, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, he's my parents' best friend, he has to be there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, is today the day you're gonna tell them about you two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, I think you should tell them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright, shall we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. We're here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh hi kids. Hi darling.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Happy birthday dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi ma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Happy birthday.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Gellers' kitchen. Monica, Mrs. Geller and one of Mrs. Geller's friends are preparing the cake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, you kids take the train in?","speaker":"Friend","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Speaking of whom, I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.","speaker":"Friend","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sooo, Richard's shopping in the junior section.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are we still on that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We just know she's got the IQ of a napkin.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's probably not even very pretty, just young enough so that everything is still pointing up.","speaker":"Friend","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can you believe this place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, this is a great apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, there's my fantasy come true. No, seriously.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks. You want it?","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm movin' to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? C'mon I'll show you the kitchen.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh that's all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon, tell us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, is she really 20.","speaker":"Friend","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am not telling you guys anything.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dad, you really don't want to do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Jack, would you let it go?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You... you got your own little speedster.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Tattoo parlor. Phoebe and Rachel are deciding on tattoos.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK Rach, which, which lily? This lily or that lily?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well I. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.","speaker":"Tattoo Artist","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here we go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're not going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Is it - is this 'cause of what Ross said?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. Well, yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's 1922?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes I do, it's just that Ross is. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, hey, HEY. Is your boyfriend the boss of you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK, who is the boss of you?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No. You are the boss of you. Now you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattooed on your hip. GO!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How ya doin'?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm a twinkie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? I'm a hero.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, this is so hard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Maybe we should just tell your parents first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My parents are dead.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Jack stop.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"C'mon, it's my birthday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What're you gettin' so bent out of shape for, huh? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel, then maybe you should take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well that's how I feel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well then maybe you should take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well then maybe I will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fine with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Great. Then you'll be able to spend more quality time with your real friends, the spoons.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who's drink can I freshen?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Almost time for cake.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mon, Mon, are you OK?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You remember that video I found of mom and dad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I just caught the live show.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eww.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothing, I just heard something nice about you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Humm, really?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uhh, not that I know of.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That - that's an idea.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't. Is that crystal?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, who's the mystery man?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, uh, he's a doctor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"A real doctor?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well that's wonderful. . . I","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mom, it's OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It is Judy.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Found it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'll take that dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Dad, I'm the twinkie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You're the twinkie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"She's not a twinkie.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Al-alright, l-look you guys, this is the best relationship I've been in. . .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh please, a relationship.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes, a relationship. For your information I am crazy about this man.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"When did I say that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Tattoo parlor. Rachel is showing Phoebe her tattoo.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahh. OK, let's see yours again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh OK. Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You didn't get it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why didn't you get it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey listen, I'm sorry about what happened. . .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, we're alright.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So I got ya something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Plastic spoons. Great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Lick away my man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No-no, I mean what, what's this about your new place?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm movin' out like we talked about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well I didn't think that was serious. Ya know I thought that was just a fight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, there you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I did pay for half of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah. And uh, I paid for the other half.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, woah. Which sister?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, are you sorry that I told them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is Ross here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No he went out to get pizza.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh really, OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Very tasteful.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wanna see mine, wanna see mine?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? You didn't get one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK, well then what is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What're we looking at? That blue freckle?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, that's my tattoo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. I finally got her back in the chair, bairly touched her with a needle, she jumped up screaming, and that was it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You got a tattoo?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Lemme see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well it's really. . . sexy. I wouldn't have thought it would be but. . . wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, save us some pizza.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing foosball for the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Get out of the corner. Pass it, pass it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Stop talkin' to your men.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! And the table is mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Congratulations.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . except when we are here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I remember.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Naa, you keep it, you need the practice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, I guess this is it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, right, yeah, I guess so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Get out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow Joey, this is, uhh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Art.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Art it is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? There's no need to decide.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well uh, it's cause he had a thing with, wi-, with the thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right, I go-, I got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, c'mon. Heh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, nice toilet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No no no, behind it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wha-, you have a phone in here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's right, I have a phone in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey, promise me something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Never call me from that phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OK. I just met this producer of this like, teeny record company, who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[congradulating her and celebrating]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[celebrating more]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm done now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[celebrating] [the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh God. Ross, OK, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the man's hood.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Get the what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pie in the hood, pie in the hood. Go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What're you doing?","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Calm down, I'm blow drying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Blow drying what, you have no hair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you're not sixteen, you're both adults now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"GET OUT YOU DUFUS!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Or ya know, he's rubber and you're glue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All yours.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Shut up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Shut up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Cut it out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Mi-mi-mii.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I've never wanted you more.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah well, I hear the place looks great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh hey, it's, it's terriffic. I mean it's a regular space... fest.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, well great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah I just... wanted to call and say hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well OK then. Was that the oven timer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's right my friend. It's time for...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Baywatch!!","speaker":"Both","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Naa, you're just sayin' that 'cause you're in love with Yasmine Blepe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, hey, they're runnin'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"See, this is the brilliance of the show. I say always keep them running. All the time, running. Run. Run Yasmine, run like the wind.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting between Monica and Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I promise you, he would definitely want you back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting between Rachel and Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, Chandler, he has moved on, OK, you have to too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK Phoebe, you ready to try one?","speaker":"Producer","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"OK. Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat Oh woah, oh my God. I mean like, who was that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They're your backup singers... beind you.","speaker":"Producer","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"OH!! Oh I thought they were just watching me. You know, like at, like at an aquarium, ya know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alrighty. From the top.","speaker":"Producer","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OK. Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.","speaker":"Producer","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. Oh, were you takin' a nap?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. Call Joanna. Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did she leave a number?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you see me write one down?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't have her number, butt-munch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not a baby, you're the baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, you wanna get off my back?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You wanna get out of my face?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait hold on Tony, hold on. Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Give me that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So uhh, how's the palace?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nice to meet ya.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, now it's a spare room?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well I uh, got what I came for. I'll uh, I'll see you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Jo. When'd you start usin' mousse in your hair?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is this guy great or what?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah he is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, check it out, oh check it out. It's Smelly Cat the video.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[cheer]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. OK.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Pretty uhm, different huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I am sorry but I am incredibly talented.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Eddie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. Where's the mail?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh it's uh, over there on the table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You don't keep it over here on this table any more?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, Eddie likes to keep it over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, ooh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, a-la me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"See ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So how you two gettin' along?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, I couldn't be happier.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great, well, I'm happy for ya. Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"There's another carton right over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Alright, so what's it about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well I like both eggs equally.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find new eggs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Tough noogies, we're watching Predators of the Serengetti.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you guys stop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's my TV.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wha-, oh, quit it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Bite me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OK, what're we gonna do about this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I just can't stand you being here all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross, I hated you when we were kids.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You hated me when we were kids?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Why did you hate me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And that wasn't fun for you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Duh-huh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I can't believe you hated me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah. You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Then I won't have to kill you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, thanks. You know what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"If you really want to watch that Serengetti thing, you can.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ohh... OK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Phoebe enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, how did you find out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, OK, the record company sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, saying that it's OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So what're you gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I can't work with people who would do this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean this poor woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What woman?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The voice woman. Ya know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, Phoebs. But what about you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah o-, OK, alright. Doesn't matter, time for Baywatch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y-, y-, you like that show?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't like that show?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh o-, OK man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is performing Smelly Cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They won't take you to the vet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're obviously not their favorite pet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It may not be a bed of roses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And you're no friend to those with noses.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Drake.","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We, we just wanna see the end.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I want you Drake.","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So what happens next?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"God that is good TV.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebs, play with meeee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why don't you play with your roommate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We don't need to remedy that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it'll be fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah alright, that sounds alright.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That was so lame.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, you uh, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets er?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well it's not Sean Penn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe's got another job, right?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great set tonight Phoebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, we should probably get going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't have my jammies.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, maybe you don't need them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Shut up, I'm happy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe's dead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm looking for Eddie Minowick.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, oh, c'mon in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm Tilly.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I gather by that oh that he told you about me.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He's kind of intense huh?","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"A little what?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bit country? C'mon in here you roomie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hello Tilly.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, ok then. I'm gonna go. Bye.","speaker":"Tilly","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, we gettin' a fish?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You had sex with her didn't you?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebs, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Page 42, page 42, page 42.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok. Ooh, hey 'new doc on the block, Days of Our Lives' Joey Tribbiani.' Ooh, cool picture.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, I look good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: At a writer's desk. The writer is working on a script for Days of Our Lives.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Makes up most of his lines. Son-of-a-. Yeah, well, write this jerkweed.","speaker":"Writer","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. The next script is being delivered.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.","speaker":"Delivery Guy","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They can't kill me, I'm Francesca's long lost son.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right. Could you sign this?","speaker":"Delivery Guy","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. No way, I'm not signing that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.","speaker":"Delivery Guy","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How can they do this to me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.","speaker":"Delivery Guy","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well it wasn't that many guys. I mean, if you consider how many guys there actually are, it's a very small percentage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, it's not that big a deal, I was just curious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"G'night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Night Richard. Good luck Mon.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Two.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, it is definitely less than a ballpark.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uhhhooo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"C'mon, you know everyone I've been with. All, both of them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, there's you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Better not be doin' these in order.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for like two minutes, dropped off a fish tank, and left, end of story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where's Buddy?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Buddy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My fish, Buddy.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There was no fish when she dropped it off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie... Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You really ok with it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'm fine.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yay. Ok about that two.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Alright, what about my two?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, it just seems like a really small number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right, and...","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But you've only slept with two people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow. Oh wow. You know I love you too, right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Now I do.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Knock-knock.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Until now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi. Richard just told me he loves me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God, honey that's great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know. I just can't find...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh they're in the top drawer. Hurry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You need one too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ooooh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"There's only one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Rachel. Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I have a little comb.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh. And what do you call that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"A moustache comb.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ok, I, I will do your laundry for one month.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Agghhh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"So were you in Nam?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Rock-paper-scissors?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"One two three.","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeesss.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Fine, go have sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"No, no way. You've got it totally the other way around my friend. John Voit was...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"What, what oh....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Shall we?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":58}
{"text":"It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":60}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why would you kill his fish?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait, he's not here yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh Drake.","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.","speaker":"Dr. Horton","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Some guys are just lucky I guess.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.","speaker":"Intercom","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, they only said you.","speaker":"Dr. Horton","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, ok. Alright.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I love you Drake.","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, whatever. Oh no.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Drake, look out.","speaker":"Amber","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did they just kill off Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No. Now maybe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"C'mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Open up. We want to talk to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't feel like talkin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We're worried about you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And some of us really have to pee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry Joey","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, sorry about your death, that really sucks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We came over as soon as we saw.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How could you not tell us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's gonna be ok. You know that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm sorry man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, that means nothin to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhhhaahh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pecan sandy, just made em.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah alright. What're these, raisins?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, sure, why not.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well that's not an, even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's you point man?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, good night. You big freak of nature.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, brisk tonight.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Let's never speak of this.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Chandler wakes up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Eddie. Daahh!! What're you doin' here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't sleep now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You want me to sing?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I didn't realize that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"GET OUT NOW!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok, you really want me out?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes please.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I want you out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Where did you hear it from before?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I heard that.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. Whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin' huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A mirror?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, I'll be alright. I mean it's not like I'm starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean that's gotta have some kind of cache.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Cache? Jaunty?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oooh, so so so, did you read the book?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God, it was incredible.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Didn't it like totally speak to you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Men just take out wind?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the lightning bearers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The Hobbit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, 'cause he's yummy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes. But all the other ones.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how they're always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Anybody want a croan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, it's like, um, 'Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Don't worry about it already. Things happen.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, can we get back to me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look honey, people get fired left and right in this business. I already got you an audition for Another World.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright. Cab driver number two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But I was Dr. Drake Remoray. How can I go from bein' a neurosurgeon to drivin' a cab?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Things change, roll with em.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry. See ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Isn't it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, sweetie we've gotta go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"NO!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Excuse me, your, your, your wind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um-um, um-um.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Ross enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, what's that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Open it, open in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Woah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look at this, how did I spend so much money?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh Joey, that's just the minumum amount due, that's your total due.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That audition.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's a two line part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So what.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, look, I don't need you getting all judgemental and condescending and pedantic.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Toilet paper?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I am your friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well then tell me things like, 'Joey you'll be fine,' and, 'Hang in there,' and, and, 'Somethin' big's fonna come along, I know it.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Huh, I'm just saying...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well don't just say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler peeks in the door. He doesn't see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey pal.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Your last roommate's kidney?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey goes up to the bar to order.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Lemonade? You ok man?","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I fell down an elevator shaft.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I used to be Bryce on All My Children.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Chandler wakes up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Daaahhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I wa-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uuuh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You, move out. Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit and GET OUT!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You, you want, you want me to move out?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You want some help.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No help required Chico.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey is at the cab driver interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.","speaker":"Casting Guy","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Five oh dollars.","speaker":"Casting Guy","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, you know what it is? It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Casting Guy","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or somethin', I could attend to the victims 'cause I have a background in medical acting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.","speaker":"Casting Guy","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And I would have to say pah-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you not remember the puppet guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And his puppet too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Paul.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not uh, not to my recollection.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Only 'cause you took up half the circle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"One hour? You are such a leaf blower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is watching movers take all his stuff away.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey uh, be careful with that 3-D last supper, Judas is a little loose.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God, what's goin' on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They're takin all my stuff back. I guess you were right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I went.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Great, how did it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I didn't get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're livin' the dream.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, not my parrot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't watch this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"1200.","speaker":"Mover","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Dollars? You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhhh, I was an impulse buyer, near the register.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh, the dog.","speaker":"Mover","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mover","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'll take it. My gift to you man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thanks Ross. I really like that bird though...I'll take the dog though.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here are your cakes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We didn't order cake.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you. So are we good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ding dong, the psycho's gone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you sure this time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There is no alley behind Macy's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Our next cocktail party?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Eddie, do you remember yesterday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh yes, I think I vaguely recall it.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Do you remember talking to me yesterday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh, yes.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So what happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh sweet Moses.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah. Well see ya upstairs. See ya pals.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Is anyone else starting to really like him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm, I'm sorry... Ahhh. Have we met?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I, I'm sorry, I uh I already have a roommate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No he, he moved out and I moved in.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well I, I think we'd remember something like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know I would.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.","speaker":"Eddie Menuek","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey no problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"See ya. Goodbuy you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Welcome home man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"A little foos?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What happened to the foosball?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah that's a cantelope.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He paid a lot of money for it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna hold him a different way. Look I don't understand, if you hated it so much, why did you buy it in the first place?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing goin' over there but now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So is he housetrained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, STAY! Good fake dog.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Watcha guys doin?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What're you talkin' about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What when Yeller saves saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's not the end.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What about the part where he has rabies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What, what's about to happen? I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, how do you find clothes that fit?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym, and no I don't look.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok. Hey, why don't you ask Richard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, that's Eric.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Glad to be of help. Matches.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"C'mon. Keeps his fingers to himself and he's always minty fresh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, this could be tough.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh, you almost had it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is holding Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No no, you're fine, you're fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi honey.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You can watch our tape if you want.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Great. That would be fine.","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really? I mean, I, I had a whole speach prepared.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh shout, that would have been fun.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs, whatcha got there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, Love Story, Brian's Song, and Terms of Endearment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So'd you guys have fun?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Your boyfriend is so cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, he must like you the best.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No problem. Hey Chandler","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think they get it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"There's the man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"He-he-eyy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ok. He kept my dollar.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, ya know, they're a little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Think I better go before mommy starts weeping.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Buy mommy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We love you. Buy.","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Have a good time. Ok, Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look. Joey, do you know we can see you from here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well for starters, you may want to light it and lose the spatula.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not like him, per-se, just not un-like him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look it's the artist formerly known as Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Just tryin' somethin' here, ya know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey listen, we've gotta go, I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're meeting Richard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, we're goin' to a Ranger game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, didn't he tell ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You hear that? We're the guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"We're the guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No luck huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah sure, Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What're you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, I'm holding Ben.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well just hold him like you'd hold a football.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is how I would hold a football.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, here, here. There we go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's alright, it's no big deal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, definitely, I'm sure you'll feel totally different when it's our baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You think about stuff like that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Two, two babies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Then what's gonna happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs, what's happening?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, ok, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So you watched the movies huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Charlotte who?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"With the web, the spider she dies, she does. She has babies and dies. It's like ya know, hey welcome home from the hospital, thud.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright, you wanna feel better?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, here, watch this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's a Wonderful Life. Yes I've heard of this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, big guy, game time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, be right there.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"There's a game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's the basketball playoffs.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh, it's the college playoffs.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, then go Vassar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh, they're not in it.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ok, then just go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Aghh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok, what the hell happened back there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. Ya know, I mean, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"C'mon, what, you never think about our future?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What was the book?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"The big book of childrens' names.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ok fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"We're not done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I didn't know that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Fine, I will.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Good, 'cause I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well I love you too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Well that's the first time we've said that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Yes it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna kiss you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Well you better.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen, Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did you like it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, \"It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Kick save and... denied.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But... he gets it back, pass to the middle, lines it up and... BAM! Yes! Could that shot BE any prettier?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Man you are incredible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, we had a table in college.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh really, I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, just one more point.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Score! Now can we go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"See, that's why we don't let her play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is everything all right?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, you guys see me as a dad?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Nooooo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular. See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nighty-nite.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're not a dad. You're not a dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Not a dad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I can't believe you got us into trouble.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So are you ok?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What're you talkin' about, I was killin' 'em.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, well they suck too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel is changing Ben's diaper under Ross's supervision.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's us.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wha, what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ben just said hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What, the word hi?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hello.","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Guess what. Ben just said his first word.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What did he say?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Something about hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's so exciting.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know, actually it's more like, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, this could go on for a while.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We've got a cab waiting downstairs.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Tuesday.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Take care.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Bye Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Alright, alright, ok. Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe is watching Bert and Ernie with Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh wow, look at this nice deep hole I've been digging. Hey Bert, isn't this a nice hole here. Hey.","speaker":"Ernie","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.","speaker":"Ernie","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so glad you're here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is there. Monica is watching stock prices on a business channel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok honey, you really need a job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say behuh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"His indian name?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences? I don't think so.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Freakish.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Freaky.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Weird, weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is a pharmacist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross enter in sweats carrying rackets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, I am so beat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you're in our seats.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, sorry we didn't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, we were sitting there.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, there is one more way to say it, who knows it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is that supposed to be funny?","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No actually, I was just going for colorful.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's with this guy?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's with you?","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What just happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That, that is funny. Can I have it back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why should we?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Because it's a special hat. See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You got a problem with that?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, how'd the interview go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne and Curly Fries?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So don't do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica, relax, go get a beer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't want a beer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Who said it was for you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hhhiiii.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's the matter with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Noo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're kiddin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oohhh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhh Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Na, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, I went up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Put all my money in me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What's to know? Buy sell, high low, bears bulls... Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling store.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into the pillows in their laps.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say 'Hi birthfather'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We love you, we're here for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah good luck, good luck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, what is in that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Olive loaf and ham spread, no mayo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, hey, no, oh oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Run Phoebe run.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Get him a bone, get a bone. You gotta bone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. Ok, alright, we have a problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, here, I know what we can do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, doggie get the- aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggie. Good doggie get the sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich, what does that say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you crazy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Phoebs, he's just a little dog. Ahhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross are sitting at the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you say this stuff to girls?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hehehehey, isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And look where they're sitting.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This couch belongs to us.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fellas, these guys were here first.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He told on us?","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You told on us?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't play with his things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, let's take this outside.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Let's, let's take this outside? Who talks like that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You had to ask.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I think you played the Gunther card too soon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoeb's, I think you're good to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, whatever you need. Hey, you wanna go home?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, thanks. Sorry, again","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Time is money my friend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, you missed, 'Takes money to make money,' and uh, 'Don't make me come down there and kick your wall street butt.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How did you make $17.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How come those?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What happened to uh, MEG.?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That is so not my motto.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs. Oh hey, how's the dog?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, thank God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back so...still hoping.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"DON'T...be too long with the phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"She'll be a much better friend when the market closes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's a woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So talk to her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why the voice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hard to say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is sitting at the bar, Chandler serves up two mugs of hot water.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Your cappucino sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How come it's not mixing with the water?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Alright, hang on a second there Custer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"By someone besides Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is returning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I need to borrow a hundred bucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, welcome home. I need to borrow a hundred bucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I've gotta get back in the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why, when did you get out of the game?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I, I don't have it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nobody does honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is returning the dog who is bandaged up and has a plastic cone around it's neck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was an accident, and, and the woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. She's a vegetarian.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are these, stitches?","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How do you know Frank?","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just from a, from a long time ago. Is he here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Frank.","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. What?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He went out for groceries.","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok so will he be back soon?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.","speaker":"Mrs. Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright, I'm, I'm gonna go. I'm sorry about the dog, everything. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Heavy.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No but he didn't really talk about anything.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Except stilts.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Stilts?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I don't know what to do with that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Me neither. So you're like my big sister.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"This is huge, you can buy me beer.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I gotta friend named Mark.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"That'll work too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, that'd be ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok, I'm in the book.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ok, yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Alright. So um, stilts huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch nervously.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Would you come on! Come on! Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, there we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think we proved our point.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You burn your mouth?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Cannot feel my tounge.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bullies, big bullies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, look who's here, it's the weenies.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, and that's why we're here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, we're standing out ground...apparently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Let's do this alright.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Woah, ho-ho, whad'ya got there, a weapon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright, let's do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Whad'ya mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, you can't use your watch.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Or your keys.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Before I forget, are we hitting faces?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, nothing from the neck up. Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh really, you guys tryin' again?","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"C'MON!","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standin here, huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah he was wasn't he.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.","speaker":"Big Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're ok.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok so, can I have my hat back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Little Bully","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The 50's theme cafe. Monica is working the grill, the rest are at a table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He-he-he, how's it goin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey nice boobs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Guys guys, check this out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excellent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You wanna be in charge of the food committee?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See honk honk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why not her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Cause she uh, she steals stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey that is horriable.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know I guess I just got scared.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I didn't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I didn't think anyone'd buy that, ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi honey, how did it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Agh, it was the graduation from hell.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So what happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, how bout just her mom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why her mom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Cause I already invited her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh no, can't invite her. She also steals.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohhh, you're having a parteee.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Monica.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, basically just a Chinese guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, that sounds like a two person job.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, my goodness, what was that?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You thought I was Rachel?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes because uh, you look so young.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And because you're both, you know, white women.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"NO! No, I'll take that for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all the balloons... The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was...","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Right this is staging.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, this more than anything else, is the staging area.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"This is clearly in the wrong apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Later on in the hallway between the apartments. Chandler is showing people to the parties.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright you guys are off to party number one and you, you are off to party number two Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? Alright that's Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, they're coming, shhh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, thank you for the wonderful dinner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks for being born.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, they're perfect. I love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now I love you even more.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Surprise.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Happy birthday sweetie.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow you, you. I had no idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I knew.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, everybody, there's food and drinks on the table. Go across the hall.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Surprise.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Happy birthday sweetpea.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, we could count again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I can't believe this is happening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's who.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Look, are you gonna be ok?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, actually just one birthday flan.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert...Look talk to Monica, she's on the food committee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Chandler runs out of the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Quick volleyball question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Volleyball.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dennis.","speaker":"Girl's Voice","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, that's me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, do you have any ideas for any openers?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry. See that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. Gunther, where're you going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen if you wanna go, just go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, she'll yell at me again.","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Alright, I can get you out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Shh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I think I need a drink.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, here, I, I'll get it for ya. Whad'ya want?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Scotch.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Scotch. Alright, I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Neat.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh hello Ross, where have you been?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No. no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Whad'ya mean no?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Get my glasses too.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"All righty roo. What a great moment to say that for the first time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ok, the first person's most embarassing memory is, 'Monica, your party sucks.' Very funny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What? I don't see anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Great, I'm seeing water rings again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Ross, whose glasses are those?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You wear bi-focals?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Um-hmm. I have a condition, apparently, that I require two different sets of focals.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well those are very popular frames.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Neil Sedaka wears them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I hear you can get people out of here.","speaker":"Guy","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yeah, like a chimney.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Ohh, big smoker. Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Are you wearing my glasses?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yes. I was just warming up the earpieces for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"What about my friend Victor?","speaker":"Girl 1","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Alright, let me just get my coat.","speaker":"Girl 1","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Is it true they have beer?","speaker":"Girl 1","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Everything you've heard is true.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Could you guys please try to keep it down, we're trying to start a Boggle tournament.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Um","speaker":"Gunther","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Alright, I'm sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, it's Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":74}
{"text":"You want me to see a therapist?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":79}
{"text":"You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":80}
{"text":"You work and you work and you work on a boat...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":81}
{"text":"He always ridiculed my pottery classs...","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":82}
{"text":"...and you sand it and you varnish it...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":83}
{"text":"...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":84}
{"text":"...and her yoga and her Bridges of Madison County...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":85}
{"text":"...the scotch and the cigarettes...","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":86}
{"text":"...and the bansai's and the chiuaua...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":87}
{"text":"...I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now dear but...","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":88}
{"text":"...what the hell does she want with half a boat...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":89}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, ok, you can be shirts and I'll be skins. I'll be skins. Hey, how you holdin' up there, tiger? Oh, sorry, when my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of tigers. Got a lot of champs, chiefs, sports, I even got a governor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Becasue it reminded you of the way our forefathers used to bitch at each other?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I, I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, thanks for coming, I hope you guys had fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, Monica dear, I'm gonna hit the road. Now I've left my 10 verbs on the table. And you be sure and send me that finished poem.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok will do. So glad you came.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Happy birthday sweetie.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh, you drive safe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, what're you doing.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm getting ready for the water skiing. How are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"To get my coat.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No no no.","speaker":"Guys","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry, we're on a major flan high.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have to be heading to my chateau, thank you.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh all right, then I guess we're going back into the hallway.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. Well, ok, you take care.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, you kids Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok everybody, it's time for flan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, that's enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok Rachel, make a special flan wish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, I've got one. Wow, those things almost never come true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, Chandler, Mon, there's only one bananna nut muffin left.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I ordered mine first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, but I'm, I'm so much faster...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Give it to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Give it to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, you can have it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There you go, enjoy your coffee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That was there when I got here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You went out with a guy in the Navy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That'll teach you to lick my muffin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hiii.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no, what happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well I've had it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I've had it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Had it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Had it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, I've never had it, I feel so left out. Oh look!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica... Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What're you doing?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just waiting for you sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you remaking the bed?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Then, you're redoing it because...","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're pretty much running that risk either way.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, well that's not so crazy.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm just easing you in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, alright.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me any more do you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But don't you need experience for a job like that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, here's this morning's projections.","speaker":"Scott Alexander","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbianni. Joey is a uh, fellow processor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No kidding.","speaker":"Scott Alexander","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah yeah. I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Where do you work?","speaker":"Scott Alexander","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was just telling Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...","speaker":"Scott Alexander","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ha-ha. Are all you processors dorks?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, this lipstick looks just great on you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You look fabulous honey, you really do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Are you sure, really.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You see, you look beautiful. For god sakes, dim the lights.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I, I, I'm hideous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey baby, I'm back...","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Ryan, what's up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, no no, you have to stay back. I, I have the pox.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chicken or small?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why aren't you at home in bed?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I never had 'em.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, or you know, you could just wish that I didn't have them now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Can I please see your face?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Nope. You don't want to see a face covered with pox.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldn't care.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... Oh, I am scary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, how's the first day goin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pretty good. It's like you said. It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well there you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey and everbody is so nice. I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Jeannie, the head of east coast operations Jeannie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, turns out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Weird world. Your kids?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I figure my character has kids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ya know there isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Ryan are playing Monopoly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know what makes the itching even worse?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That you don't stop talking about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Let's just play, ok. Good, ok. Here we go, double sixes, here we go... Here we go, come to mama, just getting ready to roll the dice...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What're you doing? Are you scratching?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. This is what I do for luck, ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're scratching. Give me the dice.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Give me the dice.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. Here. There. Ooh, double sixes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We can't scratch. You know we can't, we'll scar.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uhh, I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. I just wanna grab all these houses and rub 'em all over my body.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Give it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, come on. You know you want it, you know you want it too, come on. Let's just be bad, it'll feel so good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh God help me.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Now do me, do my back. Oh come on, harder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, stop that, stop that right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.","speaker":"Jeannie","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, thanks. Bye bye Jeannie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bye bye Joey.","speaker":"Jeannie","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What a phony.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. Hey Mr. Douglas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sir.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well the people in my group wanna spend the holiday weekend with their families.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have a family, I'm gonna be here.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah Bing, what's that about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's about cutting my people a little slack, ya know, for morale. Look, if you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rough numbers?","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.","speaker":"Mr. Douglas","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, if you say so sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joseph's good, isn't he?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I'm going to kill you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, hey, I just figure Joseph's the kinda guy that likes to mix it up. Ya know, get in there, ruffle some feathers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're strict.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's for their own good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Very good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're gonna do what to my clocks.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm gonna set them to my time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No come on. Come on tell me.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. See you don't understand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No that's not true. That is not true.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, well tell me one of yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What if they get mixed up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office. Chandler is asleep in his chair holding a paper in one hand and a pen in the other. Joey walks in, waking up Chandler who covers by pretending to write on the paper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Mr. Douglas is looking for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"'Cause he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wha- wh- why, why, why does he suspect that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What're you talking about, everybody loves Joseph.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he's a brown-nosing suck up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Karen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No freakshow, she's fictional.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I'll uh, I'll go find something else.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch with oven mits on her hands.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No sorry hon, Monica's orders.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well that wasn't easy.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, dinner's on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven so the plate's gonna be hot but that shouldn't be a problem for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright you kids, bye now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye.","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh look, a low budget puppet show.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wine?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I spilled some.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I got it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry. You look beautiful.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know what, that's it, that's it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, wake up. Monica.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I thought of a thing.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Or so I would have you believe.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright, go on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, you're a freak.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. How 'bout that.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I really can't say.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't say.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well do you get to look through one of those like, those periscope thingys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but I can't say.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, it, it's neat learning about submarines.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, I'll walk you out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bye Ryan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pleasure.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It was nice to meet you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Take care.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You like that do ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll make some calls.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Taxi.","speaker":"Ryan","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh I'm sorry, we're clo-... Hey sailor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is this what you had in mind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll say.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm shipping out tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well then uh, we better make this night count. Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"'Cause he was just so darn cute.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I did do it, I'm a professional.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Then what's the problem?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: continued from earlier]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what did your agent say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What, forget it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on, I need your help here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You see this, this is a friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-huh, let's go. Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, that makes sense.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Over my dead body!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God, you look so good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because I promised Mindy I would.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I may have.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Woo-hoo, stuud!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's she look like?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Woo-hoo, geeek!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Please!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wow! What's that like?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's like this, me, no jokes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Bye, Richard.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye sweetie, I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I love you, too.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What are you talking about? What wedding?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Come on, like you never talk that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Nooo! Never! I mean, we're living in the moment. God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Afraid to ask him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Could not be more terrified.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where's Benny? There he is! Where's Benny, there he is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure I do.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, am I in it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Honey, you are in it.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Keep talkin'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Like a hound?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not a basset, a bassinet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You really need the bassinet?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look I want you, now.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, no means no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww, Rach, I think you look cute And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Get away from me I said no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bye, good luck.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What does she mean by HH?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It means we're holding hands.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you the cutest?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm afraid I might just be.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It could be like a big giant guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How do you not fall down more?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right. \"My husband is sleeping with his secretary.\" She's married!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well at least we know she's a woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I can't believe she's married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Aw, man I'm sorry . This must be very tough for ya, huh .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars. See, we're having fun.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Neither am I.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sweetie, it's be gonna okay, all right. It's a wedding, generally people focus on the bride.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"God I know, you're right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.","speaker":"Wedding Planner","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you after the thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, good luck","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you, Okay, Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why the hell didn't you tell me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel!","speaker":"Mr. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear, in fact I hardly expected to see so much.","speaker":"Mr. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You told me you didn't see anything.","speaker":"Mrs. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I tell ya a lot things!","speaker":"Mr. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.","speaker":"Mrs. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Stay well.","speaker":"Mr. Wineburg","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach! Rach!","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God, I'm married!","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Insane!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"...from the syphilis.","speaker":"Mindy Hunter","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, my.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She wants to meet you in person.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I'll do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, last chance. Again, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I... I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...","speaker":"Best Man","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. And Rachel...","speaker":"Best Man","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out!","speaker":"Best Man","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh dear God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me Cheers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She you in the parking lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And once again she is out of here. Okay who had 9:45? Um?","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings . See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well , I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except.... \"Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers , feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would...\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Marenge,","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"\"...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody..\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Everybody!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"At the Copa, Copa Cabana The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I'll do it.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You'll do what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But you're not.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"God. I love you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know you do. Me too. So what now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess we just keep dancing.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where is she, Where is she? Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OH.....MY.....GAWD!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OH.....MY.....GOD!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":2,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did not, she did not wink at you....","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What song was that, Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica enters from her bedroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Mon!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Mon!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(she just walks straight into the bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God, has she slept at all?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, it's been three nights in a row.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Morning, hey, you made pancakes?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. Good morning Joey.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Kiss her! Kiss her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nope, not this time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on, quite yankin' me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not yanking you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is Janice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm not breaking up with her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, look what I found in the drain.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Getting it away from me would be job one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"God, what is wrong with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You need to get some sleep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I need to get some Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Maybe, because you told him not to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you the memory woman?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, I was wondering....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think I have an old band uniform from high school.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You remember not having sex in high school, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well honey, what about you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on you gotta have one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, you know what...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"...if you tell me, I might do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oooh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really! That-that great huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mon. Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why aren't you at work?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, they-they sent me home.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know I do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Guess what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"They published my paper.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, really, let me see, let me see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Rach, look! Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. There he is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Chandler enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wheel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fortune! This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I say, 'I am there!' Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. . Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair ?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, there you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! Don't worry, those are the right letters.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, what do you want me to say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I want you to say that you like her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could you have told her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Were both of those Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not even with your best friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Noo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pretty much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Richard's living room, drinking wine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, I'll try not to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I hear, you hate me!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, We've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea you and me spending some quality time together.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But what does that gonna do...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"For Chandler!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. I'm in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. All right. This is what we're gonna call it 'Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!'","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Does it have to be a whole day?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, do you want us to take you home?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, huh. Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're not gonna talk about girth are we?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! All right! You go first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I'll go first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Princess Leia in the gold bikini.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hmph.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know.... You don't know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You said...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We're baack!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you guys doing together?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You still can't stand her can you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I guess that's something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, Sixty-One (Monica lights Richard's cigar butt), 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by....","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica answers the door)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. Since when did you start smoking cigars?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What makes you think that I might not be okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I saw Richard.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, how are you doing?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm fine, just a little tired, I'm okay. How's Richard doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You don't wanna know.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I really, really do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, he's doing terrible!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're not just saying that are you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, the man is a mess.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Was he crying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Maybe.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I think so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However,","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Taste it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, mister tux!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why aren't you guys dressed?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We have a half hour.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How come you didn't come over earlier?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, Ross, want some cider?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No. So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I just have to get dressed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Glass of fat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! Do you wanna hear it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Am I in it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow, hello! You look great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you! I know, though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. Get up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're in my seat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How is this your seat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"'Cause I was sitting there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But then you left.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there . Soo...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. GET UP!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right all ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ooh, are you gonna do magic?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's, that's funny. Change!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hang on a second I just got in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We could not, would not want to wait.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Has somebody been drinking my fat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I don't know, you might be the first one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Rach, did you check the machine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"All right! You can have the chair.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Really!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh my, would you look at that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"\"Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?\" Is that too spooky?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"\"Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Nevermind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"\"Monica, it's Richard. Call me.\"","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Is-is-is that message old or new? Old or new?! Old or new?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. There we go, there we go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Sorry Phoebe.","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"What am I gonna do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"So, should I call him back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Noo! NO!","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. I'm soooo, comfortable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Is this a little too... Pheebs, what happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Hummus. I got the hummus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"That won't go with this dress though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"I called him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Nooo.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Monica, how are you gonna do that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":85}
{"text":"I know the code to his answering machine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":87}
{"text":"(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":88}
{"text":"\"Hi, this is Richard. Please, leave a message at the tone.\"","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":89}
{"text":"\"You have two new messages.\"","speaker":"Machine","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Wow, what a cool job. 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":91}
{"text":"\"Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, okay.","speaker":"Woman's Voice","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Now she sounded breezy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":95}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, you don't know that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, who's voice was that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You don't, you don't know what your wearing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, \"Get out of my chair, dillhole!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The cushions are the essence of the chair!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's right! I'm taking the essence.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We used them as pillows when we went camping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"The sheep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, what you do on your own time...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Where's my underwear?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"He took my essence!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey, opposite, is opposite!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"He's got nothing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, I'm ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, aaaah!","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"What are you supporting?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Duh!! Christmas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Just, just, just pick one!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"But I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"It was, it was her voice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Hola! Hello. Hello?","speaker":"Michelle Burke","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay. That was her right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Definitely.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"(phone rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"I'll get it, okay. Hi, Monica and Rachel's. Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"No, no, no, no. Tick, tick, tick, tick.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay, fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"They got a phone in there, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Okay, we're on it. We're on it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"(Rachel comes out from her room wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Um. I know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I'm not gonna gooo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"You're not going to go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"How, how, um how can you not be going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Um, you know, just out of curiosity...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, I'm just, I don't know, not in a museum benefitty kind of mood.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Right. Right, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"It's fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"No, but, your-your mad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"I'm not mad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"I'm just not going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Your not going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Okay. You know that I-I have to go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Um, hum.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"No, because your not upset.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"About the yelling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Right, and the humiliating.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Oh, well of course, the humiliating. So, so wee, we're okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Um, hum.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"We're good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Okay. Honey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Yes, Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Get away from that! No! She's just getting dressed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Oooo-ooh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Jeez, what a baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":119}
{"text":"You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":120}
{"text":"You could drink the fat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":122}
{"text":"No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":123}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":124}
{"text":"I think you should drink the fat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Yaaaay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":128}
{"text":"I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":129}
{"text":"No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":130}
{"text":"You will?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":131}
{"text":"You were really gonna do that, weren't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Well, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":133}
{"text":"You were gonna drink the fat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Let's see what else he'll do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":135}
{"text":"How 'bout instead you, go get changed! You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":136}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler start to leave, Joey is lunging as he is walking)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":137}
{"text":"Stop it. Stop it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":138}
{"text":"(Monica runs into the living room, and starts dialing the phone)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Hi, this is Richard.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":141}
{"text":"You have three new messages.","speaker":"Machine","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":142}
{"text":"Not any more!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Message erased. To record a message begin speaking at the tone.","speaker":"Machine","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":144}
{"text":"Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Your outgoing message has now been changed.","speaker":"Machine","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":147}
{"text":"\"Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know.\" Nooo!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":148}
{"text":"How did you do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":149}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":150}
{"text":"Good-bye.","speaker":"Machine","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":151}
{"text":"Noooo!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":153}
{"text":"Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":154}
{"text":"Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":155}
{"text":"Rachel!! Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":156}
{"text":"And I still have about five seconds to spare. Okay, that was about seven seconds.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":157}
{"text":"So we're a little late.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":158}
{"text":"Come on. Oh! And, uh, by the way....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":159}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":160}
{"text":"I'm going commando, too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":161}
{"text":"Awwww!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":162}
{"text":"[Scene: At the banquet]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dr. Geller, Sherman Whitfield, London Institute.","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! What a pleasure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written.","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Excuse me. Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, your kind of sitting in my seat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What do you mean, your seat?","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean, I was sitting there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But, you got up!","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But, I never left the room!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But, you left the chair area.","speaker":"Sherman Whitfield","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, that's it, give me your underwear.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"WHOAA!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't know there were docks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Joey and Chandler enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Aww, is it broken?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What is this? Fruit?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Monica's making jam.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoa, jam! I love jam! Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because the kids need new shoes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This will just be my batch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Street, Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor. Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"One more chance Ursula, please?","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wh..","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters! Seriously.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you're not a dingus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I just, I want you to know I didn't used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well thanks.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait, you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait a minute, look.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, look, look.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What, what, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's an empty apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oooh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We're all alone in an empty apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do I look fat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Noo.","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And it works both ways.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, so you both just know this stuff?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's easy, baggage claim.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. Okay, I'm late for work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right are you guys gonna come down?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, yeah I'll, I'm right behind you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Good luck Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Thank you Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Bye sweetie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Bye hon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. Okay, you're in bed...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm gonna use the cushion.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, the old hug and roll.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Okay, one question.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Shoot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're so pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Phoebe.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You talked to him. Are you crazy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, first I'm not crazy. And second, say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasn't following me, I mean he was, but 'cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 'Cause of the restraining order.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, not feeling better 'bout Malcom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, I didn't stalk her. I mean","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I asked for the news, not the weather.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Mon.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey, this is for you. It's blackberry curin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Aww. Ohh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked , or, or a big tub of jam.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Put your hands together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No more jam?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, what happened to your jam plan?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, your gonna need much bigger jars.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm talking about me having a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, aren't you forgetin' something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That, that's what's stupid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Down at the docks again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Night-night Bing-a-ling.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Night-night.....Janice. 'Look at all that room on her side, you good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time. I'm huggin', I'm huggin', your rollin', and....yes! Freedom! Except for this arm! I'm stuck. Stuck arm! Okay, time for the old table cloth trick, one fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1...2...3!'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here's my binoculars.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, they're just for fun.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. What's this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, this is log I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um, not even a little bit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's about you.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, okay then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I met Phoebe today. She was really nice to me eventhough I'm such a loser. And, then when I was walking home I thought about her a lot, it was weird, but kinda cool.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good. So what were you thinking?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I was thinking what it would be like to kiss you.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"See that's just something I said now, so that maybe I could kiss you.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement. Joey offers him some.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2\", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You mean there's more than one of us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're gonna what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm gonna tell Mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Crazy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, it's not the ideal way...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Check it out!! Jam crackers!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. Oh my God, under personal comments 'New York Knicks, rule!'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, the Knicks rule!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, this is you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let me see. Oh, right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"When did you go to a sperm bank?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And that's how you bought it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean I've got an actual rocket scientist here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hellooo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How's the maniac?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Phoebe, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What are you saying I should do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thank you, Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, what happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me...off...the...bed!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross's what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes? Yes! Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Were you following me?","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um, perhaps. Yes! Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to stop, but I couldn't. I'm so pathetic.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh, I don't know.","speaker":"Malcom","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, just, okay, look I'm going. Um, come on. Op, op, behind the pillar, which way am I gonna go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Where you going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"To the bank.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sperm or regular?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sperm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So you're really doing this, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sounds nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No kiddin', hmm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I-I figured you would've picked a blond guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really? Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hoyt?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really, is he a swimmer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He's got the body for it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I like that. What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We do not have one of those signs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Two girls and a boy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And, and, and they wear those little water wings, you know. And they're, they're running around on the deck. Then Hoyt wraps this big towel around all three of them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sure! But hey, you know this way sounds good too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh Monica. Wow, this guy's an astronaut. That would've been cool, for like a day. .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it Maybe if they met me in person.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, you got a little thing on your...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did I get it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey. Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure. What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just one uh, one additional relationship thought. Probably something your already familiar with, uh, women talk!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!","speaker":"Host","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, oh! It's on again!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys, can we please not watch this all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shhhh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.","speaker":"Host","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And there is Kevin.","speaker":"Mike","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can we please turn this off?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Noo way, Kevin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.","speaker":"Mike","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Are you intrigued?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. Go ahead. This works with any milk carton.","speaker":"Mike","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They all start laughing at him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, it's official there are no good movies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, man. What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Okay, it was me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How is it you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yep, that's my audition.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What, what are you doing? What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hang up, hang up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Is anybody else scared?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' I need a pen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, now you want a pad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!!","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(cut to later in the day)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I love that movie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There it is. Joey, what are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it just felt nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Noo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Men are unbelievable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know, that, that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey, you know about that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Joey looks quizzically at Ross)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Where there is no fear of commitment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Amazingly, that makes sense.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on baby, come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Very nice touch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Okay, go ahead.' Um, hi Annie. Fantastic! You got it. Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next.... Op, went through a tunnel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Unbelievable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Two?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nooo, four.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohhh, are you a puppy! Contact paper! I never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you didn't have to do this.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We should?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You probably want us to move in together?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It doesn't scare me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, this will help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uff.","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That is never good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Then I got all needy and clingy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She said she'd call me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh!","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Welcome to our side of the tunnel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, you do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, you don't think I'm terminal?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, okay. So, should I call her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nooo!","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"She has to know that your not ready.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So I'm not, not gonna lose her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Go Joe!!!","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Helloo! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pheebs! There you are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No it's not, sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's okay, these things happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm, I'm okay. See.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"They actually said that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. I canna work on a new accent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You'll never get me, Joe!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: A grocery store that Janice shops in. Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, thank you. Chandler!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you being British?!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. Not anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Barley? What kind of party serves barley?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Where is this party?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Here in Chelsea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who's party is it?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A woman's","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What woman?!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chelsea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Can I be that guy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, shoot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't get it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, what else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, no, I understand.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You do, thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait a minute.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's-ah what I suspected-ah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what, everything's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(phone rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. Okay, what do I do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, and grumpy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you, stop naming dwarves! Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. Really?! Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I love you too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Aw, it's soo unfair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What'd you do, dip it in sugar?","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, you are totally making this up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I've literally never been this happy.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wasn't there a little song?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh please God, let there be a song.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There was no song. There was no song!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"'I am Bea.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"'I drink tea.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, that's, that's enough.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"'....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Won't you dance around with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"A-ha!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' Ohhh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, there is lumber all over the apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. Y'know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're building a post office?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It's a one day job, max.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. My word! Those are snug.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler goes to his bedroom and opens the door. However, only the top half opens, and he trips into his bedroom over the bottom half.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Power saw kinda got away from me there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Any sign of your brother?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, but he's always late.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I thought you only met him once?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, 'Frank's always late.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well relax, he'll be here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I know, I'm just nervous. Y'know it's just y'know Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister, Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately. It's like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. You're so sweet to wait with me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, actually Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here, it's a thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: inside Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Her what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, Chandler, who's on your list?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, Monica, who would yours be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's just a game Mon. Rach, how about you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, I guess, Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Spiderman?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hardy Boy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Peter Parker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What about you honey, who would be on your list?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, I'll divide my perspective canidates into catergories....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What a geek!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This is everybody. This is Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"This is Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And this is Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Whoa!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm gonna get coffee.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, how do you guys get anything done?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"We don't, really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we're gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You know, we don't really take advantage of living in the city.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler's head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get 'ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, you didn't get me!! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Calm down, do you want this unit or not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I do NOT want this unit!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you should've told me that before, I'm not a mind reader. Hey, we're out of beer. I'm going to Monica's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Where 'ya headin' in those pants? 1982?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why, what's wrong with my bathroom floor?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I highly doubt that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Relax. Here hold this . This old stuff just comes right off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's a little more than I wanted to see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. It'd take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Joey places the toliet brush and holder over the hole, which is in the middle of the floor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Eh! There you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know that's nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, ew!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldn't, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, wait, you mean like this?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. You can do it to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Your not doing it.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can't. We don't have that....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"When's your birthday?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Feburary 16th.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know a guy who's the 18th.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow, that's close. When's yours?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"October 25th.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Melt stuff.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is working on his list]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I've got three of my five.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Three of your five, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, it's hard okay, I only have two spots left.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Susan Sarandon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Eh, y'know what, she's to political, she probably wouldn't let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And!! Isabella Rosselini.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she's too international, y'know she's never gonna be around.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rosselini, geography.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So is it like art?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I wanna melt it.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know I'm just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"G'night, bro.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"G'night.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Here. Y'know, just in case.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, excellent.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What kind of karate is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No kind. He just makes it up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So how's it going with you guys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So far, it kinda blows. I don't know, I just thought y'know that he'd feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh honey, we're close now but you-you wouldn't believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and.... That's where the waistband actually goes over your head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I just asked you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I just asked you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't have time for this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, that is what the game is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Which you just gave up really quickly.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Have you seen Joey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, just this! Y'know what it's my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He's retiling my floor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He started mine first!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoa! Big octopus.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. 'Hello. Oh my God, I totally forgot! Well can't someone else do it. But, I have company. Yeah, no look, that's all right I'll come in.' Um, Frank, I'm really sorry but I have to go to work. It's-it's one of my regulars and he's insisting that I do 'um.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what kind of work do you do?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! I'm a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You-you work at one of those massage parlors?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, y'know we don't call it that, but yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! That's wild! No, I had no idea.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All righty. I'll be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You mean like watch?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I don't think this, y'know.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no, no, I wouldn't do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I'll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's beautiful! It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was. Whoa! Are you going in there for?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What, like a number?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi! Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I'm done with my choices, these are final.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, it's about time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, very official.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And who laminated it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That would be me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, it's my list.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebe's work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!-Hey! What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She broke my arm.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He touched my fanny.","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, she touched mine first!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's my job!","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So wait, what's the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I can't touch you?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ewww!!!","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You can't have sex with her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What'd you think I was, a hooker?","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, your a masseuse, it's cool, I'm not a cop.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fine. I don't like you!!","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So that's what you thought I did!! God! That's not what I do!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait that's-that's, what that's not what you do?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nooo! Why would you think that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I don't know.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Whatever, it's the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I can't believe that I screwed it up so bad.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You really thought it was perfect?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasn't perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, 'cause we had all those great talks y'know.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Right, okay, um-mm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you 'cause y'know you're my sister, y'know.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, I-I wasn't hopping mad, y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay. All right, this is my favourite part of the weekend, right now, this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"This?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"She wasn't a hooker.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, on three. One....Two....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why don't we just go on two.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why two?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because it's faster.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this 'two' talk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, but in the future...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay!! Okay!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Heavy thing, not getting lighter!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, one...two...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So we are going on two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, good job Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, it's big!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Maybe, my ruler's wrong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Maybe all the rulers are wrong.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look it's not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how 'bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, listen, before I forget that side is still wet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? Okay, great. You freak.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Isabella Rosselini enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, coffee to go, please.","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross recognises her and goes over to the couch, mouthing 'Oh my God'","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Isabella Rosselini.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you serious? Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Damn! I can't believe I took her off my list.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh-oh, you lie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What you don't think I'd go up to her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know what honey, you go ahead, we'll call her an alternate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, hold my crawler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi! Hi, I'm Ross, you don't know me, but I'm a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? Or maybe reimburse you for that one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Aren't you with that girl over there?","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but that's okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, so I'm allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, it's flattery.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Don't, don't just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, for you. Is that the list?","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Um, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"May I see it?","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Um, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"But, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm not on the list!","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Um, see, but that's not the final draft.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's laminated!","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Y'know it's ironic...","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there.","speaker":"Isabella Rosselini","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"We're just gonna be friends.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are admiring the entertainment center]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I bet 'ya ya I could fit in there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I've got five bucks says you can't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get out your checkbook, mister.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I think I have the cash.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You are dogged man! I totally fit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you got me. I'm out five big ones! Here you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. Cha-ching! Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. And the drinks are on me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry the answer there would be...none of us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, that's really a different question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!!","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me, there was no time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Does anybody need more coffee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll take some.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, there's a dog out there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, that is so unfortunate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I'll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, then it must've been you. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye-bye! That's why I moved out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, y'know while we're on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think on some levels she already knows.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, she doesn't know that you sneak out every night, she doesn't know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn't know that you've been living with your Grandmother's for a week now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well maybe not on those levels.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm never gonna find a roommate, ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why, nobody good?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well let's see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that's plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So how many more do you have tomorrow?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I'm not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone 'Chandler Bing,' he said 'Whoa-whoa, short message.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Umm, how's it going with you guys?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn't really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it's gonna make a difference","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's, Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that's cool.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you're chances are pretty good. All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's, Chandler is interviewing Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, Bye-bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't you ah, don't you wanna ask me any questions?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure. Ummm. What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, ah, I'm an actor. I'm fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don't worry I'm totally okay with the gay thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What gay thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. I'm totally cool with that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey is leaving and notices Monica, as Monica notices him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler 'Oh my God!')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: A bar, Chandler is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Mon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do I ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chris says they're closing down the bar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some kinda coffee place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Got me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I get a beer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, did you pick a roommate?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You betcha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is it the Italian guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um-mm, yeah right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He's so cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yes, and that's what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh look, the pool table's free. Rack 'em up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, but after that, we're shootin' some pool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don't think this is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I am so sorry.","speaker":"Waitress","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's all right. I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS","speaker":"Friend No. 1","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ummm, I think it's time to see the ring again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, isn't it exciting, I mean it's like having a boyfriend for life.","speaker":"Friend No. 2","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Friend No. 1","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. Well maybe it's just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don't know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel stop!","speaker":"Friend No. 1","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You're so bad!","speaker":"Friend No. 2","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, so?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And now I've picked it up again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God, I went to high school with her. Rachel! Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh my God, you can't even see where the Titanic hit it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yes, his name is Barry, he's a doctor, thank you very much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Thank you. So how-how 'bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Aww, not right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, but that's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(An awkward silence)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"So, I'll get-get back to my friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I'm in the city?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, that'd be great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Bye! Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No real-, honey, really it's fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So what are they doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know, something girlie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, you're early.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you doing with the lamp?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm just taking it to be re-wired.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, well don't take it to the same place you took the stereo, 'cause they've had that thing for over a week.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're disturbing my oboe practice.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You don't play the oboe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I could play the oboe!","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(in the hallway, Eric is moving in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who are you?","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Eric, I'm gonna be Chandler's new roommate.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm Chandler's new roommate.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-I-I don't think so.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I could be Chandler's new roommate.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But, he told me over the phone.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"He told me in person.","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's weird.","speaker":"Eric (photographer)","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I'm going to go into my new apartment now. Ehh!","speaker":"Mr. Heckles","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(inside Chandler's apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: the hallway, Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you soo, much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, don't thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey comes back into the hallway and starts to pick up a heavy box)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You want some help with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks, I got it. No I don't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa! Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's the heat. And-and the humidity.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's a uh, that's a tough combination.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Like you wouldn't believe. Wow! This is a great place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Gotcha.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This place is really my Grandmother's. I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, I'm 87 year old woman, who's afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, you bet I am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, here's your penis!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa, ah!! We're you just gonna give me some lemonade?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh right, right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. I'm such a jerk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is vacuuming.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Where's your bed?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's not in the apartment? Oh no. I can't believe this is happening again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, enough with the third degree! I-I've, I don't live here anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I-I-I-I don't live here anymore. I-I didn't know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Everybody knows!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I would've except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, this is what I'm talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You can spill. In the sink.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I love you, too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Aww, good. What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? I'm just said.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No you're not, you're wondering which cushion it is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So ah, whatcha watching?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Baywatch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's it about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Lifeguards.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it sounds kinda stupid... Who's she?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nicole Eggert. You'll like her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Baywatch goes into one of those running scenes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! Look at them run.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll go get one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, no, don't get up, I got a cooler right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you have any beers? We're out of beers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Help yourself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe moved out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I don't have a boyfriend?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Noo!! You don't have a boyfriend because....I don't, I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I think so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh-ho, come here. Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: the bar, Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Where is everybody?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it's already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no! Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"'Cause Carol's a lesbian. And, and I'm not one. And apparently it's not a mix and match situation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! I don't believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I'd be out and she'd, she'd see some beautiful woman, and, and she'd be Ross y'know look at her, and I'd think, God, my wife is cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, now I do!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Seven years. I mean we've been together seven years, she's the only woman who's ever loved me, and the only woman I've-I've ever....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Aw, God Ross. Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's, Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, this is nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, it is isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that sounds great. Oh, and listen, it's, it's gonna be....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know. Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: the bar, Phoebe is still hugging Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe this would've happened if I'd been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can't believe this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know no, no, y'know you don't deserve this, you don't Ross. You're, you're really, you're so good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And you're so sweet. And you're kind","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, it's okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe jumps on to the table and lays down, Ross follows her and hits his head on the light hanging over the pool table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My foot is stuck in the pocket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I can't get it out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, that's not something a girl wants to hear.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, come on don't start. Ouch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Stupid balls are in the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You have chalk on your face.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, Ross you're right, I don't know why I always thought this was real grass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"My wife's a lesbian.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Cool!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe you came back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't say anything. I don't wanna speak, I don't wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and It's That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel! Rachel!","speaker":"Friend No. 2","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You missed the exit!","speaker":"Friend No. 2","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My God, what were you thinking about?","speaker":"Friend No. 1","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um, Barry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Awwww!!","speaker":"Her Friends","season":3,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I told Carl, 'Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.' But of course this went in one ear and out.....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he's Alan Alda.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey is singing in his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Who's singing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, they're watching Happy Days.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was always Joanne.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Question. Was ah, 'Egg the Gellers!' the war cry of your neighbourhood?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janice's ex-husband, comes on TV.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ewww! Oh! It's the Mattress King!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Booo!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Don't look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Despair fills the mattress showroom. My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. I'm so depressed I'm going to slash... my prices!! Check it out! Four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set! I'm going medieval on prices!","speaker":"Matress King","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What a wank!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. And I'm appalled for you by the way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm close. I'm cheap. I'm the king.","speaker":"Matress King","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"'Okay. Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night. Okay bye-bye.'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh shoot, tomorrow's not so good, I'm supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, my father doesn't hate you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Please, he refers to me as 'wethead'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi Gunther.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll see!","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Guess what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I got a gig!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"See, that's why I could never be an actor. Because I can't say gig.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't say croissant. Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What's the part?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, it's not a part, no. I'm teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Come on! That's great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. It's like my chance to give something back to the acting community.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Mattress King, Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh! I don't know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janice's ex-husband, that's like betraying Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not at these prices.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. Woo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler's your friend... Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before he's done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good evening. I'm Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you don't have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, 'Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooooh, nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, it's this great part, this boxer named Nick. And I'm so, so right for it, y'know, he's just like me. Except he's a boxer, and has an evil twin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Dom da-da dom! Here ye! Here ye! Delivery from the Mattress King. You Miss Geller?","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sign here.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. It's that bedroom there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You want me to lie to Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is that a problem?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer let's see what you got. All right ya, put 'em up. Come on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, you're ah, pretty good at this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, well I had to learn, I was staying at the Y and some off the young men weren't acting Christian enough.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ahh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Joey throws a punch and just lightly taps her on the shoulder, Phoebe counters with a jab to the nose.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Phoebe throws another jab, and lands it on Joey's nose, causing it to bleed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey!!! Oww!! And I'm bleeding.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow! And I'm a vegetarian! All right, all right, well I'm sorry, we'll put some ice on it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"'Kay, put your head back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right. I can't see.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right, I have ya. Oh God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, it's the compulsively neat one by the window, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Gotcha.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Daddy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You remember Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nice to see you again Dr. Green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So! How's the library?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ugh, museum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What happened to the library?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know what's really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, if you're really hungry. It was a joke, I made a joke.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's not a library...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know!! It's a museum! What, you're the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: After dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It gives it a nice antiquey look.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow. I'm sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aw honey stop! It's not that bad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad must've added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. That's Daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's Daddy?! But doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, I'd be serving him sneezers.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So. Ross, I've bugged him about this a million times, he's not gonna change.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You really serve people sneezers?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well um, I don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You kids ready?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks again, Dr. Green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isn't looking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, ah, you don't need that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"The carbon, it's messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, it's a sickness really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah it is, it is. We really, really have to do something about that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Excuse me, you think I'm cheap?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh Daddy, no he didn't mean anything by that, he really didn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Nothing I do means anything, really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, I'll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well Mr. Big Shot is better than 'wethead'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Classroom, Joey is lecturing on facial expressions.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I've never been able to cry as an actor, so if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let's say I wanna convey that I've just done something evil. That would be the basic 'I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it' Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. And that's how it's done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Mr. Trib.","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Guess what, I got an audition!","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Awww, one of my students got an audition. I'm so proud.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You bet! What's the part?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh it's great, it's a role on All My Children, Nick the boxer.","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey does the '232 divided by 13 bad news' look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Hallway, Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You had to do it, didn't you? You couldn't just leave it alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(they go into Monica and Rachel's, and see Phoebe hopping around.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have! All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um. yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I am soo dead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, look, here's the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn't make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say 'Like me! Like me tiny doctor!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, well can't you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we're never gonna get along.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don't wanna have to have a separate room for you too!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay. I'll get the bagels.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Isn't it cool! Varoom! Varoom!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is not the bed I ordered!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, you must've won like a contest or something!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car accelerating)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Phoebe makes a sound like a car screeching to a halt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why is this car in my bedroom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, okay, I-I wasn't looking, and the store says that they won't take it back because you signed for it...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"When did I sign for it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"When I was you! Y'know what, it's all Joey's fault, 'cause he left his nose open!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Did you make brownies today?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Knock, knock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Quick, take off your dress, he won't notice the bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, I'm going for sushi does anybody want.. Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's Monica's bed. What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. It's a racecar.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So. This has always been Monica's bed, what you're just noticing now, how self-involved are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, well it this bed isn't new, how come there is plastic on the mattress?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sometimes I have bad dreams.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Classroom, Joey is coaching his student.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, I just saw my best friends brains smeared across the canvas, that's not gonna be me, not me.","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa. That was really good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks, any suggestions?","speaker":"Student","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey gets the evil look on his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You told him to play the boxer gay!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I-I might've said supergay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You totally screwed him over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, you're this guy's teacher. I mean how could you do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because, Monica, the guy's so good, and I really, really want this part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, if you really, really want it, then it's okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Baby. Ross.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dr. Green. How are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks for dinner last night.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice hair. What'd ya do? Swim here?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, that's it, I can't take it anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What? What? He's interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, please. Sweetie it's hopeless, okay, I'm just gonna go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, look I'm sorry. It's just that....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross? What's with the neck?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're still going to that chiropractor, that man couldn't get into medical school in Extapa!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you! That's what I keep saying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well that's his last name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And his first name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"He's Bobby Bobby?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's Robert Bobby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And um, excuse me, he helps me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh-ho please. Ask her how?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What do you need help for?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"With my alignment. I've got one leg shorter than the other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Argue with that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Come on! You're just titling! Her legs are fine!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I know that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'm sorry, let her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What can I do, she doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance either.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you don't have renter's insurance?!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Both he and Ross start laughing)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I'd love some juice. Thanks.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay. Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah honey, I'm standing right there! Why didn't you just tell him about the mole I haven't got checked yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Excellent!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Classroom, Joey is talking to his students.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There will come a time in each of your careers when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And I'm ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, he's got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Mattress King, Monica is trying to return her bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, may I help you?","speaker":"Jester","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I'm the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, it's like I told you, there's nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.","speaker":"Jester","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nobody sees the king!","speaker":"Jester","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh-ho-kay, I'm talking to the king.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! You can't go back there!","speaker":"Jester","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey fakes a scream.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! Hey-hey good lookin'! Varrrrrrrrroom. All right, I'll leave. My bed's so boring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":7,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I will have one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I'm not gonna have one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Neither will I.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no, it's just my tooth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right I'll have one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So what's a matter, you need a dentist? I've got a good one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can't see him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"See that is the problem with invisible dentists.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why? Why can't you go to him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend 'Albino Bob'.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And all these people actually died?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, while I was in the chair! That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Pheebs, come on, you didn't kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It's, it's, it's just ah, a coincidence.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well tell that to them. Oh! You can't, their dead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thanks, Gunther. Hey! Umm, can I get a napkin too?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, like you don't already have everything.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ow! Ow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, fine, fine, but if you're my next victim, don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I promise.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Although, don't feel like you can't visit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no he's not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, you can't keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It'll kill him. I mean it'll, it'll just kill him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, you could wait 'til I go to the dentist, maybe I'll kill him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It's like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I'm going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um......","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What did they do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, they painted over the word 'Sapien' for one thing, then they rearranged the figures, let's just leave it at that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, that's what I was going to ask, thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You? You! Want to watch Ben? Yes! That'd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey-hey, Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I've got a science question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact 'Homo-sapien', is that why there extinct?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, Homo Sapiens are people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey-hey, I'm not judging.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look Benny, spoon. Spoon. Come on! All right, y'know what I think he's bored.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. We're gonna do something fun. Okay. Weee!! Weee!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who's so brave, you're so brave, yes you are, you're so brave.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Okay honey, he's fine, he's fine, let's just put him down. Come here, Ben. See that's a good boy. How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He's not gonna say anything, because we're not gonna tell him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're not?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No we're not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, I like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, aren't we? No, we're not okay, we're not okay, there's a bump, there's a bump.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I cannot push it in!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, rweee!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Or. We could put a hat on his head.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"A hat! Yes! We need a hat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We need a hat..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh, I'll get 'Rainy Day Bear'!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Because he'll know what to do? Oh my God, you're a genius!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh God, oh God, it's sowed on though.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Give it. Give it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh!!","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: The street, Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'd really prefer a mountain bike.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Janice's birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's a good idea, 'Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday'. I would like to get her something serious.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right. Look, I'm gonna go in here, and you don't buy me anything ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, you can't, you can't, okay, you can't, you can't buy her pearls, you just can't, you can't, you can't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God. Uh, okay, here's the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What is the thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. I went down to the 'Mattress King' showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"They were in his office.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well she, she wouldn't do that, she's with, she's with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm telling you man, I saw it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you're wrong! Okay, you're wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm not wrong! I wish I was. I'm sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It just makes more sense as an ensemble.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Oh! You're alive! You're alive!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didn't I?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well, we'll see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, we have no money, go ahead.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'Hey! You're not dead! Okay, see ya!'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica bang!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I heard that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Did he just say 'Monica bang'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! He's gonna rat me out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica bang!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. It's no big deal, it's not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow, Monica bang! Everybody bang. Ben bang. Rachel bang. Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isn't that fun?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look at that! Look at that! We all do it. Okay, I'm stopping now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How's my Bing-a-ling?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, I don't know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why are your eyes so white?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You tell me! Maybe, it's because I was just fooling with my ex! Oh no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no, that was you!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How did you know?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"In the park?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No! In his office! How many kisses were there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Just those two!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry honey, I'm so, so, haaaaa! I'm so, so sorry, I just haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I can't breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The receipt.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? Are you finished with him? Do you still love him? Do you still love me? All right look, I'm gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. If you're alive you answer your phone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don't tell about our little bonking incident.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You said number two.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I also said number one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Everyone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How's my little boy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He's perfect, he's never been better.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What'd you do, take him whaling?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, he just said your name, that's great! Good job Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica bang!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh that's right, that's what I'd sound like if I exploded.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well maybe he's just taking a nap.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm tellin' ya, he hasn't moved since this morning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, we should call somebody.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, we have gotta find out if he's alive.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"How are we gonna do that? There's no way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, there is one way. His window's open, I say, we poke him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, now we got a reason.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey uh, what's a matter?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I talked to Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God, is she going back to him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She doesn't know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the reciept!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are you ah, what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know, y'know. What, what, would you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, it doesn't matter what I would do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on, tell me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, you're probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, I would ah, I would bow out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What? What are you, what are you talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I don't know, there's chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, he's finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you, are you, are you sure it's ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know! I'm saying you have to watch them all the time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monica did it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica runs into the kitchen from the terrace.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, did you notice anything wierd about Ben today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he's leaving out 'e' and 'f.' It's like they just ah, I don't know, fell out of his head.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, and also, he's, he's walkin' kind of funny, his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, and he's in there just sort of y'know...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica bang! Monica bang! Ow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll get the hat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because it's, it's, it's not gonna be easy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together.' and I hated that guy. And it didn't matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well. It's the right thing to do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! You're right. Oh God. But, before I can say 'good-bye', there's something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, it's like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie's been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, it's like movie love, you're my soulmate, and I can't believe we're not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Then don't leave me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, you were right, you were right. I mean, I-I-I've got to give my marriage another chance.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No you don't! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhh. Don't go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I-I-I gotta go.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. No! No! No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Honey, honey, people are looking.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't care! I don't care!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, um, I'm, I'm leaving now.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You can't leave! I have your shoe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Good-bye Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rachel has those in burgendy.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Can we please focus here, a naked man's life hangs in the balance!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm telling you he's dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke. Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, we're approaching the window Thread the needle. Thread the needle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They thread the needle and start poking him, he then stirs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He's alive! He's a-live!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And yet, we're still poking him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, retract the device, retract the device.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He does not look happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'll hold you close in my arms. I can't resist your charms. And love....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Love....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll be a fool for you. I'm sure, you know I don't mind.","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No you know I don't mind.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! You mean the world the world to me. Oh...","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I've found.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I've found....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"...in you, my endless love. My endless love.","season":3,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We will.","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel sticks a marshmellow into Monica's nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Every year.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Halftime.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! That would be sooo much fun!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, can I play too? I've never played football, like ever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great, you can cover Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no, I don't, I don't really wanna play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe it'll take your mind off Janice, and if you don't play, everyone will be mad at you 'cause the teams won't be even. Come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, all right, I'll play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Let's do it! Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you wanna play football?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Says who? Your mom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the 'Geller Bowl.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, no, you say that proudly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind've competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross's nose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"To score the winning touchdown, by the way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn't count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I won the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Um, there was a Geller Cup?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, 'nobody won that game, ' and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... threw it in the lake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And was the curse lifted?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, it's been twelve years.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Can I see you for a second?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(they walk over to the sink and discuss it for a moment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Once!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right, we're gonna play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom won't let me cross the street.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Let's bring it in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That almost hit me in the face.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, we have to pick captains.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And then Tineals.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, so how do we decide that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, why don't we just bunny up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bunny!","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica, I'm your best friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sweetie, don't worry you'll get picked. Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sweetie, now I pick you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't pick me! You're stuck with me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. All right. So let's see, let's play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, we'll kick off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right people listen, I've got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wow! Just like in the pros.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Huddle up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, huddle up, right over here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe you know what you're doing right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, Joey's gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What's block?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Phoebe, I thought you said you know what you're doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I thought you meant in life.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Break.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oww!! Son of a...!! Ow! Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Sorry. I'm sorry. Y'know what, we're just gonna throw it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Chandler throws the ball to kick-off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Go! Go! Go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Joey runs up field and fakes out Ross and scores a touchdown. His team all celebrates the touchdown.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Score!! 7 to nothing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Come on, let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Losers walk!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah, losers talk!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No, no, no, actually losers rhyme.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[cut to later, Ross's team has the ball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! You wanna go shotgun?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hike!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"One-Mississippi. Two-Mississippi. Three-Mississippi.","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(Rachel runs a quick slant.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Over here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"(Chandler throws her the ball, which she drops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I almost caught that one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay, this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Wait, what am I gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"You, you go long.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Wait, how long?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Until we start to look very small.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Break!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"[cut to later, Monica's team has the ball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Set....hike!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, switch! Switch! Switch!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"(Monica throws the ball over Joey's head, it's stopped from rolling away by a very beautiful woman.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Haaaaa! Hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"You are playing American football?","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"I'm Dutch.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Hi-hi, I'm Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"I'm Margha.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I'm sorry Dutch, I didn't get that last little bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Hey Joey, do you wanna play football or you wanna.. Hi, I'm Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Hello, Chandler.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Margha.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Mar-klan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Mar-gha.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Mar-haaaan.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"[cut to Ross and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Come on guys! Let's go! Come on, it's second down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Uh, hello, it's third down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"No it's not, it's second.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Wow, what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"It just amazes me that your still pulling stuff like this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Pulling what? It's second down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Okay, it's second down. Take all the second downs you need.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"I heard that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Well, I said it loud.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"It is okay, if I stay and watch?","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Yeah! Why don't you stick around. You can sit right there.","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"(she goes and sits down)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Well, that went well.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"I think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, I'll let you have her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didn't I wouldn't have a shot?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Well I don't like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Don't feel bad man, we all have our strengths. You're better with numbers and stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Math!! You're giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, we'll see who gets her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"[cut to later, in Ross's huddle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. And sweetie..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Can I see that for second.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":115}
{"text":"(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Ross's forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Okay. Hut! Hike!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":117}
{"text":"(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Fumble!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":119}
{"text":"(Joey starts to return the fumble and Chandler grabs Joey's shirt and rips it off of his back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":120}
{"text":"What the hell's the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":122}
{"text":"All right, that's it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Hey! Well, I've been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that's mean!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":124}
{"text":"All right, come on guys, let's go! Tie score, and we're runnin' out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Oh I got it!! Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Pheebs, run!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Run, Phoebe, run!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":128}
{"text":"(Phoebe runs and scores a touchdown.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Touchdown!! Touchdown!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":130}
{"text":"Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":131}
{"text":"After the snap!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Before the snap!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":133}
{"text":"After!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Before!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Now, does it really matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":137}
{"text":"Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Oh Pheebs, that's great. It doesn't count.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Does so count!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":142}
{"text":"Y'know what, that's fine, maybe you haven't grown up, but I have.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Oh-ho, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":144}
{"text":"Dead leg!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Woo-yay!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":147}
{"text":"No! Listen, I'm not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you can't blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Let's just call this, tie score and it's halftime.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":148}
{"text":"Okay, first of all, I don't play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":149}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'll think you'll play.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":150}
{"text":"Oh really! Why is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":151}
{"text":"[cut to Monica and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Because the winner gets this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":153}
{"text":"The Geller Cup.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":154}
{"text":"Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":155}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":156}
{"text":"Okay, good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":157}
{"text":"[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That cup is mine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No it's not! You want it, you're gonna have to win it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, so are we not having dinner at all?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on Phoebe, let's go! Come on, it's time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, I'll take care of the rest.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Break!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Here you go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey throws the ball to Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler! Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Chandler catches the ball and starts to run upfield.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya don't see that everyday, do ya?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's with the tackling?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?! I just touched him and he went over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(They both stare each other down as we hear 'Let's get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(A long football sequence follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Sequence 1 Monica throws the ball over Chandler's head to Joey who catches it for a touchdown, and starts to dance in celebration. Chandler then tackles him, and he starts to dance in celebration.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Sequence 2 Monica runs upfield and stops, waiting for a pass. Ross runs over and pulls her pants down, steps in front of her and intercepts the pass.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Sequence 3 Chandler throws a pass to Ross, who catches it. Phoebe starts screaming and runs up to him and tries to tackle him. But all she ends up doing is running around his waist and screaming.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Sequence 4 Ross hikes the ball to Chandler, and the camera pans down to show Rachel standing deep in the end zone, playing with her gum. Something hits her on the head and she looks up to see where it came from.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Sequence 5 Monica hands the ball off to Phoebe, who runs up field and delivers a fore-arm shiver to Chandler, knocking him over and scores the touchdown, and she yells...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I love this game!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, where'd you get that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I went really long.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"It's no surprise that your winning, 'cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You're so pathetic! Why can't you just accept it, we're winning because I'm better than you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Ross makes a 'Yeah. Right.' sound.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I'll prove it to you, okay. I'll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I'll still win the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What?! The guys against the girls? See, that's ridiculous Monica, because I'm only down by three touchdowns.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey you're with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I can not believe your trading me!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Come on Rach, come on. Let's see what's it like to be on a winning team for a change.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Are you gonna let me play?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"All right then.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[cut to the guys' team.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"The game is over, we eat now?","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, the game's not over, we're just switching teams.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it's better if we're on the same team.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Right. Okay, let's play. Let's go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Nice try. See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, my.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Let's play some ball, guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-I'm not playing with this guy, now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Fine with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what, let's just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Which do I like?","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn't understand the question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Well, you don't you have Captain Hook explain it to her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Joey, that is my chose.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You hear that! That is her chose, mister I'll let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"I'm now thinking I would like to change my answer to, no one.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Wh-what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"I now find you shallow and um, a dork. All right, bye.","speaker":"Margha","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Y'know what, it doesn't matter, 'cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"We're not gonna lose to girls.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Hey! It's 42-21!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"This sucks, I was just up by that much!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"[cut to the girls huddle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while you're making out...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Let's kill 'um!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Yeah!!! Kill 'um!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"(Another football sequence follows)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"[Sequence 1 Chandler is running past Phoebe with the ball, Phoebe flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Phoebe then runs up and takes the ball away.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"[Sequence 2 Phoebe throws the ball, and it's intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesn't slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"S","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"[cut to the girls huddle]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we're down by two points. Two points.... Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"No! Come on! Don't make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Honey, there's a reason.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"God, I'm not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Come on Mon, let her throw the ball.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":95}
{"text":"All right Rachel, you sweep behind, I'll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Thank you! Break!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":98}
{"text":"(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":99}
{"text":"One-Mississippi! Two-Mississippi! Three-Mississippi!","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":100}
{"text":"(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":101}
{"text":"I'm so sorry! Are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":102}
{"text":"No! I'm not okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":103}
{"text":"I'm sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didn't know what to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Thirty seconds left on the timer!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Come on! Come on! Hurry! We're running out of time! Huddle up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":108}
{"text":"All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Break!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":111}
{"text":"(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":112}
{"text":"I got a touchdown! We did it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you're five feet short, so we win!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":115}
{"text":"(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Let go! Let go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Let go! I'm a tiny little woman!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Guys! Guys! Come on! It's Thanksgiving, it's not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Ow!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":120}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe there's a like league we could join or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Isn't there a national football league.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"When they're hungry enough, they'll come in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The park, it's dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Let go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! You let go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How come it's always us left in the field holding the ball?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. I guess the other people just don't care enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(It starts snowing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! It's starting to snow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They both look up, and watch it start to snow. Then they both start fighting for the ball again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Gimme the this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Eh..., I don't, I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Eh, do you believe that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway of Ross's building, there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So that's two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was shrieking... like a Marine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(they both start up the stairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right here. Watch me execute the three 'P's of championship play. Power. Precision. and penache.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's all there discussing the incident.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You broke a little girl's leg?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. I feel horrible. Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. Where exactly were around ten-ish?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think she'll like?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel starts to laugh, and Ross notices her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna get back to retraining.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, see you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look out kids, he's coming!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? Me having a job?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. Hey, how do you sleep at night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I'm pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, it's the only chance to see New York.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"...and after you've delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Gunther, Gunther, please, I've worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What if you put them here.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Huh. Well, y'know that's actually a really good idea, because that way they'll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"They already do. That's why they call it the 'tray spot.'","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, I'm, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's all right. Sweetheart.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Sarah's bedroom, her room is decorated with a space motif.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don't have to sell those cookies anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says he's gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So far, I've sold seventy-five.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. How much are the boxes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Five dollars a box.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And what is second prize?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A ten speed bike. But, I'd rather have something my Dad couldn't sell.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, that makes sense.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Could you do me one favor, if it's not too much trouble?","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, Sarah, anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we don't have a TV, the lady across the alley said she'd push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yesss?","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What does that mean?","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to sleep-overs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can dial 9-1-1 at the touch of a button, y'know. Now, go away!","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, please, please, um, it's for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm pressing, a policeman is on his way.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, okay! I'm going. I'm going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can still see you!","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's work, selling Christmas trees.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. What, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, oh, but oh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Destiny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Yikes! That one doesn't look very fulfilled.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, that's, that's ah, one of the old ones, he's just taking it to the back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, what happens to the old guys?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, they go into the chipper.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why, do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds? No! Nooooo!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey! Hey!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who's still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, I'll take a box of the cream filled Jesus's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I'm trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I'm putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, but ah, there's coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, I'll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Chandler mouths 'Okay.')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, I'll take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and that's it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time, why don't I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph's.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, come on, now you know you want 'em.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'll tell you what Mon, I'll give you the first box for free.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh God! I gotta go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on! All the cool kids are eating 'em!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we don't just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look Rach, wasn't this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, yeah! I'm still pursuing that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I'm also sending out.... good thoughts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"The fear?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well then how come you're still at a job that you hate, I mean why don't you quit and get 'the fear'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey both laugh)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Because, I'm too afraid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just don't want to be 30 and still work here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Can't I just look at the handles on them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You would think.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I'm a terrible waitress? Because, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don't care where the tray spot is, I just don't care, this is not what I want to do. So I don't think I should do it anymore. I'm gonna give you my weeks notice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Gunther, I quit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Does this mean we're gonna have to start paying for coffee?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he's sold.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"....and 12, 22, 18, four... What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I spelled out boobies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah, we're out. I sold them all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica, I'm cutting you off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it's no big deal, all right, I'm-I'm cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, how many have you sold so far?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, how did you do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as 'Laser Floyd' was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! That's when it occurred to me, the key to my success, 'The Munchies.' So I ah, started hitting the new dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me 'Cookie Dude!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Me! On my computer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well you sure used a large font.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey that's funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Something else I might have said?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know, weren't you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sweetie, calm down, it's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, it's not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I don't have a lead. Okay, y'know what, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna call Gunther and I'm gonna tell him, I'm not quitting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You-you-you don't wanna give into the fear.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey! I got great news!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Run, Joey! Run for your life!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Not a problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"And now for the great news.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What, that wasn't the great news?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Only if you think it's better than this... snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Christmas cookie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now it's a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Looks good. I'll take it.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you don't want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's-it's-it's almost dead!","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay but that's why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil it's Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, the ah, trees that don't fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I think I'm gonna look around a little bit more.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, guys. I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well look no further, this one's yours! Ahhh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is this the one that I threw out last year?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get so emotional, I guess it's just the holidays, it's hard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh honey, is that 'cause your Mom died around Christmas?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not gonna tell you! You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey now! That was an accident, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're a big scrud.","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's a scrud?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud.","speaker":"Girl","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't have too. I can just look at you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right girls, and man. Let's see your final tallies. Ohhhh, Debbie, 321 boxes of cookies, Very nice.","speaker":"Leader","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Not nice enough.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good.","speaker":"Leader","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good for a scrud.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.","speaker":"Leader","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's crap!! Sister Brown Bird. Good going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who's next?","speaker":"Leader","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.","speaker":"Leader","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! How'd the interview go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I blew it. I wouldn't of even hired me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you're gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. That's not how that was supposed to come out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This is the worst Christmas ever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't! It's too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. Look at her, she's even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... swans.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That word was swans.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They start to go into Monica and Rachel's, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joey's work.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Merry Christmas!!","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(phone rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello? Yeah, this is she. Oh! You're kidding! You're kidding! Oh thank you! I love you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure, everybody loves a kidder.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I got the job!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's great! Hey! Excellent!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, God bless us, everyone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here we go. I'm serving my last cup of coffee. There you go. Enjoy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Should I tell her I ordered tea?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, it's just time to move on. Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's new job, Rachel's boss is telling her what to do.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, 'cause this part's tricky, see some people use filters just once.","speaker":"Rachel's Boss","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm, I'm sorry you didn't get to go to Spacecamp, and I'm hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttle's Private Very Special Spacecamp!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.","speaker":"Sarah Tuttle","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh come on! Here we go! Stand by for mission countdown!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ten, ten.., nine, nine, nine...., eight, eight, eight... Okay, Blast off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They start shaking the chair likes it's flying into outer space. Ross picks up a soccer ball and starts spinning it in his hand and runs around the chair beeping like a satellite. Chandler also starts running around the chair and saying...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm an alien. I'm an alien.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no! An asteroid!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The camera zooms in on Sarah and she has a big smile on her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, pick a card, any card. All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um-mm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, give it back to me. 5 of hearts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica is sarcastically amazed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Real magic does exist.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow. Joey, how do you do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't tell you that, no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why don't you go up there and ask him to 'step lightly, please?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh, that is silly. I'll go up there, I'll tell him to keep it down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, be my guest.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Phoebe exits)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. I just did it. I just did it, again. Here, I'll slow it down so that you guys can see it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I got it.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Whoa, you are very beautiful.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, what's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just saw Janice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, there's a party tomorrow, you'll feel better then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what, I'm gonna be okay, you don't have to throw a party for me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's Joey's birthday.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(We hear Phoebe's muffled voice through the ceiling.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it's supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Fortunata Fashions, Rachel's new job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How's that coffee comin,' dear?","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll bet your thinking, 'What's an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?' Eh?","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Op.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eh.","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you got me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, don't think I haven't noticed your potential. Well, I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, that sounds great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on over here, sweetheart.","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I need these hangers separated ASAP. You're welcome.","speaker":"Mr. Kaplan","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Gee, I don't know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh honey, come on, I'm sorry, I didn't.... I don't mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah....","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not funny, this is actually my job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh believe me, I-I-I've been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh well then, so I'm just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, just one other thing.","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I ah, I work at Bloomingdale's and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you want my pickle?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it's Joey's party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Gunther. Hi. I mean you're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, he's very charming.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, he's too charming, but if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you're just gonna have to try.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know, Chandler is supposed to be passin' 'em around...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello-dillillio!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, somebody's feeling better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Stick out your tongue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Take off your shirt!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler sticks out is tongue and it's a horrible shade of green.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi! So I'm out having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And he's, he's a total stranger?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"To be nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, only for sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thank you. So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I didn't have to, because I was wearing my 'I heart Ross' sandwich board and ringing my bell.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Joey!!! Happy Birthday!!","speaker":"Joey's Sisters","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey's sisters.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi Joey's sisters!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey. What are we drinkin' over here.","speaker":"Cookie Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No kiddin,' that's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.","speaker":"Cookie Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Wow. Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"What 'cha doing?","speaker":"Sister 1","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, I'm taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh!!","speaker":"Joey's Sisters","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, no, it's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"(Cut to Ross and Monica)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Isn't that great?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, 'Hummina-hummina-hummina.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"That's excellent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that's true of any job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Chandler enters hungover and groaning)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How ya feelin'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Where'd you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Woooo hoooo!!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ow, no 'woo-hooing,' no 'woo-hooing.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why, what happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. Well, that's not the worst part.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What is the worse part?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't remember which sister.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You see what men do! Don't tell me men are not nice! This is men!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he's actually going to kill you dead.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay! You don't think I thought of that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How can you not know which one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I mean that's unbelievable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I mean, was it Gina?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Which one is Gina?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no, that's Dina.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You see you can't tell which one is which either, dwha!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We didn't fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Veronica. Look, it's got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That was me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I'm sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's all right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can I talk to you for a second?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Come on!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why can't we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I just got off the phone with my sister.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah, which, which one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know which one was she again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why don't you ask Chandler, 'cause he's the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin' over Janice by groping my sister.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's gotta be the first one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Really? That's great! You and my sister, sittin' in a tree.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yep, I'm in a tree.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did he call? Did Mark call?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No honey, I'm sorry, but the weekend's not over yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Oh my God, is that Phoebe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I guess they're back from their date.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He starts to play music.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Music. Very nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(We hear them start making out upstairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, how are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am good. I finished my book.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Things start to get really hot upstairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, what's it about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't remember. Do you wanna take a walk?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How's it going. This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. What the hell's a matter with you? How do you think Joey's going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, that's the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I'll be in Cuba.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, look, look, you've got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where in Cuba?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's sister's house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm here to see Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You are so the man! Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where's Mary-Angela?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She's right in there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler walks into the living room, and sees all of Joey's sisters, all wearing red.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler!","speaker":"Joey's Sisters","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe Mark didn't call. It's Sunday night, and he didn't call.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Bummer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, right. Look at you, you're practically giddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait a minute, why don't you just call Mark. I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you've got to make stuff happen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But, you, you don't want to seem too pushy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, it's not pushy, he gave her his home number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, and you don't mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's right good things, that-that is what I said.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello, Mark? Hi, it's Rachel Green. Oh no, don't you apologize. Yeah, I'll hold. He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That is so made up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, it's perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! I got the interview!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, that is amazing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I'd expect nothing less.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I got to figure out what I'm going to wear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"High collar and baggy pants say I'm a pro.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! Right! Okay, I'll see you guys later. Woo hoo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You go get 'em. What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"'Why don't you call him?!' Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you crazy?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?! Ross y'know this isn't even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you're right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I mean don't you trust her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Then get over yourself! Grow up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You grow up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's sister's house, they're finishing up dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! I did!","speaker":"Joey's Grandmother","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, it's, it's yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course! It's her favorite.","speaker":"Joey's Grandmother","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So um, Mary-Angela, what's your second favorite?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"More of Grandma's teramisu.","speaker":"Joey's Grandmother","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Would you just please....give me the receipt 'cause this is great. It's top notch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That dies with me.","speaker":"Joey's Grandmother","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So will I.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn't mean anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just do it.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Will you excuse me I have to um.....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to the hall, Joey's sister runs up and grabs Chandler's butt.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Finally, I thought we'd never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, I may have jumped the gun here. Um, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ahhhh, you're not Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I'm Mary-Theresa.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This is so bad. If-if you're not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I am!","speaker":"Mary-Angela","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, this is soo bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Joey!!!","speaker":"Mary-Angela","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No Joey! No Joey! Don't Joey! Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're it! Now run and hide!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissin' me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Mary-Theresa","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I wasn't sure which one Mary-Angela was. Look, I'm sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I say, punch him Joey.","speaker":"Joey's Sister","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah! Punch him!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother's not going to punch me. Are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"So what. I say, punch him.","speaker":"Cookie Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah! Punch him! Punch him!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No! No! No! No, I'm not going to punch Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'll do it.","speaker":"Cookie Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No you won't. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he's sorry. But, you've got one more apology to make, all right, you've got to apologize to Mary-Angela.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay, absolutely!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You've got it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Cookie, now you can punch him!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How'd did it go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn't shut up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm so proud of you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Listen, I'm ah, I'm sorry I've been so crazy and jealous and, it's just that I like you a lot, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. Hi Mark!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Congratu!! -lations-lations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh well y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I do know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ick, you were eavesdropping.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe he's just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(We hear a women start moaning.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, that's it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! But, is he a big guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, we'll all go. Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks you guys! Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Don't worry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"God, I hope they kick his ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know if it's any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Guy","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hmm? Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It must take you forever to find your keys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. Is this actually a lunchbox?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, so can you make it on Friday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you get a magician?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, he's really good looking. What am I gonna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! Don't cry outloud.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'll get you the Cliff Notes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The abridgment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, okay. The what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Twenty percent.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh!! I love this job! Wow! My first call.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here, let me. Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, is Rachel there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And who may I say is calling?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is Ross?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross of.....","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Of Ross and Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh hey, hey Mark.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, hold on a second.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi honey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, he's just goofing around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. Mark, I need you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, bye-bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ow! Ross!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance diner, Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.","speaker":"Jeannine","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please, I'm not going for anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, if you don't, I will.","speaker":"Jeannine","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Would you please go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Night Mon. Night Julio.","speaker":"Jeannine","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Adios.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Monica starts wiping down the stools, as Julio follows along behind her replacing the napkin holders.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look Julio, someone left their book here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah actually, that is mine.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, what are you reading?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Have I read it? No, are you enjoying it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I thought I would, but the translation's no good.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Your a poet and don't know it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually I ah, I am a poet.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, then you do know it. So um what kind of things do you write about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Mine? Right here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can write an epic poem about this lip.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"How would that go? Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's audition.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, you've got to pick a pocket or two..........","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Lovely, just lovely.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excellent, I'll be there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey, all the roles got to dance a little. But believe me with your dance background it'll be a piece of cake.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading Joey's resume.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, can you dance at all?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I can dance, y'know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, what is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(phone rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, I have to get that, but no-no. Hello? Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"To yourself. Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Whoa, I'm not done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Monica leaves)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What, what, what?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You really think that is what he meant?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh-what's that?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's from Ross, it's a love bug.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"One, two, three...","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.","speaker":"Quartet","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Omm-pah, omm-pah, omm-pah.","speaker":"The Bass Barber","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And you know who will be there to support... you?! Your one and only boyfriend...","speaker":"Quartet","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's nice to have a boyfriend.","speaker":"The Bass Barber","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Your loyal loving boyfriend Ross..... Ross!","speaker":"Quartet","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right Ross!! I get it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean my God...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're hurt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I would never do that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mark's a genius!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why?! How?! How is he a genius?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What am I going to do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He paints quite a picture doesn't he?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And wait, I've got something for you.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mark!!","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's okay, Rachel knows.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but even soo.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohhh! That is soo sweet!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross is eavesdropping in the hallway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What is going on?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's going on?! That's what's going on!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! Hi Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, does that mean the audition is off?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aw come on Joey, it's easy. Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Have fun.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you wrapping?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh-ho, look what I got Julio.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, it's a vase.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, just like the one in the poem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well not exactly like the one in the poem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't even know me...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's audition, the director has returned and wants to see the combination.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, let's do it!","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, no, no. What was that?","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, it was the best I could get out of them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, people!","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"People, people, people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Let's try it again, and this time let's watch everybody watch Joey. Show 'em how it's done. Count it off.","speaker":"Director","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The pianist starts to play, and Joey readies himself, and then runs out of the audition.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. See, she's fully dressed, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I was an idiot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A big idiot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Gunther is eavesdropping in the background.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let it be me! Let it be me!","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Where ya going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, with who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"There was a woman at the... The stripper?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You have a play date with a stripper?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Man, I gotta get a kid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sure, is she married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ahh, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you jealous?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You are totally jealous.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Honey, I love you too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(She runs over and gives him a very passionate kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is there a Julio here?","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am Julio.","speaker":"Julio (poet)","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mister Pretensous, you think there's no one finer, well but your poems are unpublished, and you work in a diner.","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.","speaker":"Quartet","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No one likes a buttmunch.","speaker":"Bass Singer","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And your also bad in bedd-edd-edd!.","speaker":"Quartet","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica waves at Julio.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: A Video Store, Monica is running in to return a video.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Six dollars, please.","speaker":"Clerk","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Six? I just had it for one night. It's three.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eight o'clock is the cut-off and, aww, it's 8:02.","speaker":"Clerk","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, you're gonna have to help me out here, 'cause I only have three.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can help with that.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God. Richard? Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Your lip went bald. Hey, thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, you look great.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No you do. You... just...","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You've got panties stuck to your leg.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it's static cling. Or maybe it's just that God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's good to see you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's good to see you too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They hug, and Richard notices a stocking stuck to Monica's back, which he removes for her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You see that guy? He's in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he's going straight to the porn.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He's gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. This is nice.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I missed this.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. Look, just friends, I won't grope you. I promise.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I just I think that it's too soon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No it's not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Ross. Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast. Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey's Syrup.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No thanks. I'm 29.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God, I gotta go to work!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh sweetie, when do you think you're going to get off tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh I don't know honey. It's gonna be really late.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh come on, not again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know. I'm sorry. Look, I'll make a deal with you all right? Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I will wake you up in a way that's proved very popular in the past.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal that's he's going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And what are you going to do for him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm going to let him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Somebody got in late last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah well, I ran into Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(They all gasp)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"When did this happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, there's no such thing as an innocent burger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So, are you gonna see him again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Tomorrow night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Monica, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It's not a date, okay. I'm just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know you'll probably be hungry after the sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"We're not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children and I still do, so that's why we're just gonna be friends.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Naked friends.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you have any ice?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Check the freezer. If there's none in there, then we're probably out. Are you just getting in from work? It's late.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I discovered I'm able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hmm. Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But ah, you're safe from it if it's in the freezer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we've got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How often do you read it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that's a classic, what's so great about The Shining?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The question should be Rach, what is not so great about the shining. Okay? And the answer would be nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Ah, well we'll just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, you got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You've have lipstick right here . That's okay, it's mine, we just kissed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So ah, isn't a bit cold out for shorts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'm from California.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Robert leans back on the arm of the chair and allows Chandler to see up his shorts and sees 'little Robert.' Chandler is horrified by this view.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm up! I'm up, I've gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll have coffee.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, make that three.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay Ross, why don't you come with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. What ah, what is the matter with you? What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Robert's coming out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No. He.....he's coming out of his shorts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The man is showing brain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you sure? Hold on. I'm sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Coffee.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We could write it down for you?","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, no, that won't be ah, that won't be necessary","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wellll?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What do we do? What do we do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Like an eclipse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Ross nods his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You say 'Thank you very much,' and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, we're gonna put are hands in this bowl, and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They both start squishing the tomatoes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ew, this feels very weird.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You touch people's eyeballs every day and this feels weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. That's my hand.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oops.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Gotta keep squishing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tomatoes are squishing.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Op.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it and it should umm, be.....","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(She is rubbing his chest and her voice trails off into silence, a long pause follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Umm, you've got some on your pants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll just throw them out.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"These little women. Wow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your liking it, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, Jo's a girl, it's short for Josephine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But Jo's got a crush on Laurie. Oh. You mean it's like a girl-girl thing? 'Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, actually Laurie's a boy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Enter Phoebe and Robert)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! How'd the ah, basketball go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You mean a three pointer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I get more because I'm dainty.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So um, is there a phone here, I can check my messages?","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks. I always carry one in my sock.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(He puts his leg up on the couch to get the quarter, once again exposing himself to Chandler and Ross. In horror, Chandler, slides over and leans against Joey on the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What are you doing? Get back over on your side of the... Hello!! Hi, I'm Joey, we haven't met.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah, good to meet you. Robert.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What? What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? Why are you laughing?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Calm down. There's no reason to get testy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(The guys start laughing harder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You guys!! Come on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, how'd the lasagne go over? Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about you too. I know. It's hard this whole platonic thing. It's a word!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I do think it's better this way. Yeah, we're being smart. Yes, I'm sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You really sure?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll call you back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, she's in bed with Richard.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So we can be friends who sleep together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Just your dad. Although that's actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sister's neighbour next Tuesday.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You want me to cancel it?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Cause if you do that means you'd be cancelling it for me, and we're just friends.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Ooh! Don't sit down!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You ready to go to the batting cage?","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. And, first here's a gift.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Wow! Hey!","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these, they're so tight, I feel like I'm on display. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's all right, that's well, I figured....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! How's it going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, Danny just went into room 217.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you're gonna ruin it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right I'll talk in code. Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hmmm, that's very cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, all blank, and no blank, make's blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Joey! I can't believe you just did that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I can't believe she cracked your code!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she's still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Eh. Beth dies.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Joey recoils and gasps in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Beth, Beth dies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, Beth doesn't die, she doesn't die. Does she Rachel?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Joey's asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No. She doesn't die.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Then why would you say that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Because, I wanted to hurt you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, there they are! I-I dropped my keys.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh my....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Got 'em.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, in a grill fire.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel starts laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you smiling at?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I was just thinking you're day could still pick up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I love this friend thing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen, Robert's gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Please, right now, no, every time I see him it's like 'Is it on the lose?' 'Is it watching me?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We can't tell him, you can't go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He's right, even if it's to say something complementary.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So are ready for the gym? They've got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I can spot you from here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, listen Robert...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, don't we have to...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, we got, um-hmm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, I think you're really, really great...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?","speaker":"Robert Bobby","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I-I-I-I-I don't know, I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Robert looks down and realises the problem.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Richard's bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?! Well, it's just like everyone else's apartment. It's got rooms, walls, and ceilings.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah well, this is the living room.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Impressive.","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right. This is the kitchen.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's real pretty. Wait a minute, don't I get to see the bedroom?","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The bedroom. Well it's pretty much your typical... bedroom.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We're still on this side of the door.","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh shoot! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So um, who was she?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Did you like her? And I'm just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, you seem fine.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what, I'm not fine, I'm not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... Y'know what, what if we're friends who don't see other people?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You mean like exclusive friends?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wow. Y'know we're back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's not true, you don't have a moustache.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, okay, one thing's changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Y'know what, I've got to walk out of here right now, 'cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I don't think I could do it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know I couldn't. So....","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Monica kisses him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"How 'bout one last game of racquetball?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Watch the thorns!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ow!!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and he's very dejected.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Beth is really, really sick.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Awwww.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jo's there, but I don't think there's anything she could do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel hugs him)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you want to put the book in the freezer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Joey hands her the book and she puts it in the freezer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"'Cause every time I see your face, I can't help but fall from grace. I know.....","speaker":"Singer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! This girl is good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I like her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for from these people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look at you. All jealous.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she's more.. y'know, and you're more","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"beside meeeee-eeee-ee. .","speaker":"Singer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she's done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, my next song's called Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way.","speaker":"Singer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no, one of those 'look for the hidden meaning' songs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, later.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe.","speaker":"Singer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Leslie, how'd you know I'd be here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I'd like know whether that's several big fish or just one big fish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, anything we might of heard of?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, yeah, umm. Home is never far away..","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Home is Home Star stew.","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but, I don't do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hmm, bummer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you'd want to get back together?","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No. But thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. No. But thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow, that was kinda brutal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y'know. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue, please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the bathroom, Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Someone in there?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called 'wait until the last moment before I burst and die.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The door opens.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Someone was in the lady's room, I couldn't wait. I left the lid up for ya though.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Gunther walks up)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I'm-I'm talking to ah, . This is the part where you say your name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ginger.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger, so....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't you have to use the bathroom?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nope, nope, I'd just ah, I'd rather talk to you. Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Someone in here.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's putting their coats on to leave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where's Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, he can't make it, he said he had to his... Whoa-oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey? Joey Tribbiani?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She walks over behind the coat rack, but Joey picks it up and moves it so that he's still behind it, and she can't see him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey I can see you okay? You're hiding behind the coats.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phew, close one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, sweetie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, Ross.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I've got some bad news.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on sweetie! You've had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually, it's kinda my fault. I-I quit today.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But work comes first! Oh hey, but that's sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nooo, he's leaving for a better job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh well that's great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? Good bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, then.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well we're gonna miss you around here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesn't let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So, see ya on Saturday.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, you bet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe's beeper goes off and Monica screams.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know those are a delicacy in India.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. That's the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You never run on a barge!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is ah, is Chandler around?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oooh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, Ginger something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasn't something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, 'the movie star.'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Aww, man. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, what did you do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't, I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done my whole life.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know what, don't tell us. We'll just wait until Chandler gets home, because it'll be more fun that way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad's cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You gave her food poisoning!?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Monica both stand up and gasp.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I ran!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: A street, Chandler is kissing Ginger.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anyone I've ever met in a men's room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Actually, me too.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh damn, I hate that.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna have to get you out of those shoes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry about it.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, really you're gonna freeze.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I'm not.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Some day, maybe.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Funny book?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying 'I'll see you Saturday.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn't mind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no, it's-it's not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God!!! Ross!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry, but ah, look if you're not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because, he's my friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What should I wear, now I'm all nervous.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn't called. Not that I even care, y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe why don't you just call her? You obviously want to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You think you know me so well.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, don't 'cha wanna?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, well I do know you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's what I said.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well so?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't. I can't. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was 'Okay, bye Pheebs' gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in like all my lives.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Leslie is singing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Don't care what people say. My feet's best friends, pals to the end. With them I'm one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Phoebe runs in and joins her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I stepped in something icky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink....","speaker":"Lecturer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm really glad we came. You're so pretty. I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, that's great.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Aw, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's okay. All right, I'm gonna play song that's really, really sad. It's called Magician Box Mix Up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachel's shoulder.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"....oversized bracelets, oversized earrings, oversizing of accessories in general are very popular now.","speaker":"Lecturer","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading the newspaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So umm, how was your date with Ginger?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great. It was great. She's ah, she's great, great looking, great personality, she's greatness.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sounds like she's got the ah, whole package.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey told you about the leg, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldn't have, but it did. I mean I like her, I don't want to stop seeing her, but every so often it's like 'Hey, y'know what, where's your leg?' I mean I'm the smallest person in the world aren't I? I'm the smallest person in the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Actually he's the smallest person in the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Heard about the leg burnin' huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It came up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Listen, I ah, I know it's a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Both Chandler and Monica walk away in disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I nodded off a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he's 'Hey everybody! Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years. Well there's this little bone we didn't know it had!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"First of all it's Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn't fly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, see now, what I just heard, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that is so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. I... I wanted to be with you. I don't know, I feel like lately, I feel like you're slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and you've got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know it's dumb, but I hate that I'm not a part of it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's not dumb. But, maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? I mean it's like, I-I-I like that you're not involved in that part of my life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's a little clearer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Honey see, it doesn't mean that I don't love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work it's-it's for me y'know, I'm out there, on my own, and I'm doing it and it's scary but I love it, because it's mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sure, I-I-I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Your thinking about my leg aren't you?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is 'how much it bothers you?' because I don't like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. No. I don't think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. It's just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's-that's my nubbin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's a nubbin?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You have three nipples?","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... Ahh, what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nothing. I, I just remembered I have to leave.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ah well, it's nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, I'll see you later. Okay.","speaker":"Ginger","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I thought you weren't coming. What? Where were you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come here, come here. Okay, don't get mad, okay.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, don't give me a reason to get mad, okay","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I played Smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, look, I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably would've done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I can't trust you then just forget it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no, I don't want to forget it.","speaker":"Leslie","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we won't be partners. So what's it gonna be?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Problem odour in the litter box? Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter.","speaker":"Commercial","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica gets up and shuts off the TV.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sorry, Pheebs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. You okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-life's gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We'd love too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. 'Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell. Go to hell-hell-hell.' That's all I have so far.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where have you been?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The doctor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! It's like Rachel in High School.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That was an obvious joke, and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":14,"scene":19,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why? Do you have a report due?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don't know where his country is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, let's start with the free messages outside the UN.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!! That's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There's a 'g' in there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Where's that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"In your atlas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't have an atlas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, but wait I do have a globe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hold on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So Pheebs what's this guy like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Umm, well he's very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"'Kay, here you go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's a globe and, a pencil sharpener.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Phoebe puts the globe right up next to her eye to try and find the country.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, does anybody need anything copied? I'm going down to the Xerox place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! You wanna come?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: The Xerox place, Chandler and Joey are waiting in line.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Can I help you?","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, y'know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we'll need a little more time to think about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, that hurt us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi guys. I haven't seen you since this morning.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well ah, ........y'know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Both of us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe. Does that scare ya?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Relax. It's just Issac's D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We'll be there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Great. I'll ah, see ya then.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, rock on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat (Sergei) and his translator (Mischa).]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(something in Russian or Polish)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He's says, 'Walking with you makes this strange city, feel like home.'","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So that's dumb what I said, don't tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. Nice, thank you. This is me. Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Sergei goes up to her at her door and says something.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Your eyes are very pretty.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you, very much! Oh! Thank you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as he's about to....)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He would like to kiss you.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what, you don't have to do that now. No-no-no-no!! Not him, you don't! Well the moment's over.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Sergei says something and kisses her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oy!","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei's country is.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"See there it is right there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! It's small.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So you had fun, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Except for, y'know when you're on a date and you're getting along really great but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What is ah, Rach in her room?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no, she's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. Call Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's that on the bottom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh that's my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. She's fancy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross calls Rachel)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, honey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I've got to get this order in. Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No-no-no, no, honey please, I've got, I've just have so much to deal with.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Cut to kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translator's date? So that when we, it's time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, he's really, he's kinda cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, don't call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, 10:30.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What time is it now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"4:30.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah all right, so we'll hang out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes. Vividly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She was kidding about that right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I-I think so. Yeah, I-I think so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Dude, I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She was kidding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She was.... But y'know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you don't want to be doing something and then look up and see something you don't want to be seeing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... y'know each would, y'know be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess, but what's like heads and what's tails?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well it you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, I'm looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... What does it matter, what I'm wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? Thank you. We're holding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well you said you couldn't go out so....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. That's it, on Monday I start wearing make-up.","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, but I got cous-cous!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Honey, honey, I'm sorry, I know it's our anniversary but I told you on the phone I don't have time to stop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, you don't have to stop, I'm invisible, I'm not here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But I don't, hmm... Oh, who approved that order?! Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. Get me Mark on the phone!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I love Mark. Do you know Mark?","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pepper?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"None for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay sorry, whew.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and I'm sorry but that's... Oh my God!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, that's a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back, I've got a Schemp in my office. What are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebody's off the phone, how 'bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross you're not listening to me, I don't have time to stop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Come on Rach, you don't have what, ten minutes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't have ten minutes!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What? Sophie, does she have ten minutes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Don't yell at me okay, this is the most I've seen you all week.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I've got a deadline, would you just go home, I'll talk to you later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, but wait...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Good bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Ross starts to pack up the picnic in anger, and throws a three hole punch in the basket.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Actually, that's our three hole punch.","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But I told you, I didn't have the time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, but it'd be nice if you realised, it's just a job!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just a job!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean. if you don't get that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well neither do I!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is this about Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, it's not, it's not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, okay, fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yogart, or something..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No. A break from us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And the advances in collating in the past five years, I mean we just got in an X-5000, y'know. The X-5000 makes the X-50 look like a T-71.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler agrees in an absolutely bored way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, it's the dinosaur guy. Hi, Ross.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hi Chloe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I want you to met some friends of mine. This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we don't do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say 'let's Ross it!'","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And that's the only colour that comes in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yo, Chloe, do you have a quarter for the condom machine?","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, we're gonna break-up instead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey stare at each other in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Why? What did I say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Mischa does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You didn't say Boutros Boutros Gali.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Boutros Boutros Gali.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Sergei responds.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He says he was too.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Interesting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So I was wondering....","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Mischa does so, and Sergei complements Phoebe, and says it slowly)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. So you're a chef?","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, really.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. What are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I was having a conversation.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven't been able to say two words to each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That would be great. Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hi. It's Mark.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Is it my breath?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn't tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, umm.....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rach, are you okay?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! Really, no, please, please, that's, that's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, all right, I'm coming over, and I'm bringing Chinese food.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I'm not, I'm not hungry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's for me.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Philly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross goes to call her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why? What happened to him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nothing, he's just really believes in that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I don't want to take a break.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow. I'm sorry. Eggroll?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. And then I called him, and he wasn't there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, then he's, he's probably just, out.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, thank you that's very helpful, I'm glad you came over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi! It's me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi! Oh, I'm so glad you called.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really? I've been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don't, don't you think we can work on this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, what do you want to drink?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who's that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nobody.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel mouths 'Shoot!' or something similar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is that Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm, honey, look he just came over to....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Cut to The Philly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah! Got it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah, that's okay, thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, you don't have to smile. You just have to dance.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, I don't feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. Can I have a tissue?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Sergei says something to Mischa.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sergei, would like to apologise for my behaviour tonight.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, tell him, apology accepted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Mischa does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, he's unbelievable. I mean for the first time in three years somebody wants to actually want to talk to me, but do you think he would let me enjoy that, no!! You silly diplomat, why don't you learn some English, Sergei?","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me, but umm, isn't he paying for your dinner?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, the man's dog just died.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Sergei insults Mischa, and they get into a huge fight, in Russian.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I have just resigned my post. Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room? I have diplomatic coupons.","speaker":"Mischa","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It will be my pleasure. My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy can't even say coupons.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, plate?","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Plate! Yes, plate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Plate. Plate. Plate.","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"See, we don't need them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Plate?","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Philly, With or Without You is playing. (Which is the same song Ross played for Rachel in TOW the List.)]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I like this song.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you're practically dancing already. Why don't you just do it over here?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, no, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Are you married? 'Cause that's okay.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, you're not home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The Philly, Ross is dancing with Chloe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Still no smile?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"To Be Continued......","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(Both Phoebe and him are singing along and they get to the chorus.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Touchet, touchet, Miss Americccan pie. Ameri-ccan.","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ameri-can.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ameri-ccan.","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ameri-can. Y'know it's a very hard language. Let's do it again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They start singing, and Phoebe covers her mouth at the American part.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Everybody!!","speaker":"Sergei","season":3,"episode":15,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you've got a girlfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is this about Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, it's not, it's not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yoghurt, or something..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. A break from us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don't want to take a break.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I've been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don't, don't you think we can work on this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what do you want to drink?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who's that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nobody.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is that Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, honey, look he just came over to....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! Got it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Philly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? 'Cause that's okay.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The Next Morning","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How's the big anniversary dinner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, we never actually got to dinner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohhh, nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, we kinda broke up instead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God, Monica it's on the ceiling.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's okay, this is more important than fruit on my ceiling! You broke up?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but it's okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel, you and Mark?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no-no, it's okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Bedroom, Ross is waking up. He straightens himself out on the bed and puts the covers over his head.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning!","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross sits bolt upright, without moving the covers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Kitchen, Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, it's me. I've been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eh, I'm just so sorry I put you through it. And, I y'know, I don't want to get back together over a machine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Na-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, I love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And y'know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, I'm gonna stop by around 8:30.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross finds a clock, sees it's almost 8:30, and silently screams.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chloe, Chloe how's it coming?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, oh, hey, I don't know. How about a big one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But my apartment is so...","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well then a small one!! Listen, let's, we kinda have to get going!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait! Where's my shoes?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You, you sure you need shoes? Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do I know why we're rushing?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's so great for you guys!","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You must be so happy!","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes, yes I am, one of the many things I'm feeling. Well....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Good luck, with your girlfriend.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes, you can, very much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ahhhh!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, there's banana on it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So then you know?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, good. Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now what is Fabutec?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Waxine!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes! Have you seen it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, it's incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"God. Do think it really doesn't hurt? 'Cause how can they do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They have the best stuff in there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel's all like, 'I love you and, and let's work on this.' And all I can think about is, 'What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?' when I tell her what I did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, Ross look, I'm on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but don't you think....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. Did you think about the trail?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What trail?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! You always have to think about the trail!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I-I don't think there's any trail.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issac's sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebe's friends with Rachel. And that's the trail, I did it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Grasp one of the linen strips by its 'easy grab tab' and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Was it not pain-free?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you don't believe me, please, by my guest.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now, are you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Xerox Place, Ross is trying to break the trail.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chloe? Hi..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is this about me taking your watch?","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You took my watch?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I do that.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no. I feel it isn't really anybody's business, y'know.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Exactly. So you didn't, didn't mention anything to Issac right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, well I tell Issac everything.","speaker":"Chloe","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven't actually met...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You dog!","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, that's the one. Listen, I don't want to hurt her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, hey, man I know, doesn't matter how much we love 'em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We're the same, you and me.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Actually, no, we're not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, we are.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, we're not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we are.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, we're not!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, we're not.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But, we are.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I can promise not to tell her again.","speaker":"Issac","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's Work, Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Jasmine?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We met at Phoebe's birthday party, I'm, I'm Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You did a bad thing!","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, I did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Very bad!","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Very bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Very, very bad.","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm agreeing with you. Did you, listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, Jasmine, please, please don't. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you, thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.","speaker":"Jasmine","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who's your roommate?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is wiping down the counter as Ross rushes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ow!! Ow!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ow!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ow!!!!!!! Ow-ow-ow-ow!","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Hearing the screaming Chandler and Joey rush in. Joey has a pan, Chandler has a tea kettle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're all right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's okay, it's okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're all right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We were just waxing our legs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Off?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, well I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men, that's all. I mean, come on, it's just a little wax.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, come here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, that's mature.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey laughs, pulls it off, then does a high-pitched whine.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I can't talk to you. I can't even look at you right now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nothing, nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel said everything was okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What, what are they talking about?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Just get away from me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Whe-where did he put it?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ross, you had sex with another woman!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh!! You guys knew about this and you didn't tell us?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":43}
{"text":"He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":46}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Just get out! Now!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay! All right! How was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":53}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Was she good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Don't answer that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it!! How was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":59}
{"text":"She was...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":60}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Awful! Horrible!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":62}
{"text":"She was not good. Not good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":63}
{"text":"She was nothing compared to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":64}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":65}
{"text":"She, she was different.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":66}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ewwwww!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":69}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Good different?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Nobody likes change.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":73}
{"text":"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":74}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Should we do something?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":77}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":80}
{"text":"(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":82}
{"text":"And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":83}
{"text":"(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monica's door, they all jump back at the sound.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":85}
{"text":"We were on a break!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":86}
{"text":"That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":87}
{"text":"You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Look, I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":90}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Y'know what, I don't think we should listen to this anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":92}
{"text":"What, what are you doing? You can't go out there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Why not?! I'm hungry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Because they'll know we've been listening.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":95}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":96}
{"text":"God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":99}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll be fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":102}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":104}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":106}
{"text":"[Later, Phoebe is on the phone, they're all still trapped in Monica's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Hi, it's Phoebe. Listen someone's gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, 'cause it's like 9:15 now, and I'm not there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":108}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Don't you realise none of this would've ever happened if I didn't think at that same moment you weren't having sex with Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":110}
{"text":"All right. Let's say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Yes I would.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":112}
{"text":"You'd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":114}
{"text":"You knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":115}
{"text":"La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because it's, I mean it's you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":116}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Ohhhhh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":118}
{"text":"[Later, Ross and Rachel are sitting in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":119}
{"text":"What? Come on Rach, tell me what you're thinking?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":120}
{"text":"I'm thinking, I'm gonna order a pizza.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Order a pizza like, 'I forgive you?'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":122}
{"text":"(She turns around and glares at him, he turns away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":123}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. Put olives on the pizza.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":125}
{"text":"We could eat the wax! It's organic.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Oh great, food with hair on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":127}
{"text":"No, not the used wax.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Because that would be crazy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":129}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":130}
{"text":"Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because I'm kinda hungry myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Fine. Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":132}
{"text":"No anchovies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":133}
{"text":"With ah, extra anchovies.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":134}
{"text":"That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":136}
{"text":"[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, there's one piece left.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":137}
{"text":"You can have the last piece, if you want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":139}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom, they're all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, don't like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like 'Hey, that's not so bad.']","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":140}
{"text":"They're gonna get through this, aren't they?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Yeah, come on, it's Ross and Rachel, they've got too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":142}
{"text":"What if they don't?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":143}
{"text":"(Long pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":144}
{"text":"You think I need a new walk?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":145}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Well y'know, I've been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":147}
{"text":"Are you actually saying these words?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":148}
{"text":"[Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":149}
{"text":"What, now you're not even taking to me? Look Rachel, I-I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought I'd lost you, I didn't know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don't cheat right, I, that's not me, I'm not Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":150}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":151}
{"text":"Whoa-ho-ho! Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Hey. It's three in the morning. They don't know that I've come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":153}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":154}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":155}
{"text":"Y'know what, y'know what, I'm-I'm not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. You're the one that bailed on us. You're the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":156}
{"text":"That's....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":157}
{"text":"That's what?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":158}
{"text":"That is neither here nor there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":159}
{"text":"Okay, well here we are. Now we're in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? Look, I, I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I can't. I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":160}
{"text":"(He kisses her on her shoulder, then her neck, then the side of her face, then just before he kisses her on the lips....)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":161}
{"text":"No Ross!! Don't! You can't just kiss me and think you're gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn't work that way. It doesn't just make it better. Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":162}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":163}
{"text":"I think you should go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":164}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":165}
{"text":"I really think you need to go now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":166}
{"text":"Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn't work past it together...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":167}
{"text":"Yeah, what the hell did I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":168}
{"text":"Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, and, and....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":169}
{"text":"No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can't stop picturing with her, I can't, it doesn't matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It's just changed, everything. Forever.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":170}
{"text":"[We see the rest of them are now crying.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":171}
{"text":"Yeah, but this can't be it, I mean.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":172}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":173}
{"text":"Then how come it is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":174}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"They've been quiet for a long time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Maybe she killed him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is that your new walk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I really have to pee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I see the comics?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This is the New York Times.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, may I see the comics?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Monica and Phoebe enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We are. He's meeting us here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Rachel is meeting us here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh come on, they can be in the same room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why? What happened now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well Ross was hangin' out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He's the one who slept with someone else.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first you're really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I had the same dream!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I had the opposite dream.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know what maybe it's gonna be okay, I mean it's been a week.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean it's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, let's go!! Let's hit the road!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Let's get the show on it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it's sooo close.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Closer than here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wait, I'm not just gonna drink somebody's old coffee.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, your highness.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Um, Rachel I'm really sorry. That's okay, do you wanna get back together? Yeah, okay. Did anyone else hear that?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There's a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is he here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Here's your moisturiser. Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. Okay, I said that out loud right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, yes, it's just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, it's just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hm-mm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, he's really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We're sorry honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, it's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach, it's, it's ah, it's not that we don't want to, really. Are we talking models in their underwear?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And heels.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that's only fair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Chandler makes a noise of absolute disgust and heads into the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Very bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler what are you doing?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Chandler!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You're smoking again?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm, I'm smoking still.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Look, I'm telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Weren't you nine?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeahhh. I'm tellin' ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[There's a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh that's great, with my luck, that's gonna be him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Him? Him, Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? I'm asking you first, right?!. I mean I'm playing by the rules.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Absolutely, yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Chandler! You're smoking? What are you doing?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, shut up!! You're not my real Mom!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait. Really?! 'Cause mine get me out of tickets.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. It's been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? Two days of darts, it'll be great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It'll be great for next weekend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no, this weekend guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It'll be great for next weekend. I mean, it'll be grrreat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel's sister's cabin.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, for the whole weekend?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We're really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, that's okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend I'm alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay. 'Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother's cab, but y'know what, I'll stay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What a pity stay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! We're gonna have fun. We can make fudge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Pity food? Y'know what that's okay, all right, I don't need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: In Phoebe's Grandmother's cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebe's driving, Rachel's sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well he's probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Mine aren't tinted.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Chandler starts to light a cigarette.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What does the sign say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Beam me up Jesus.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, the 'No Smoking' sign. There's no smoking in my Grandmother's cab.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Please!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, come on, there's a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, now I have to go!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe's pulling in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesn't and gets thrown up against the glass.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his hands.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aren't you gonna go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is 'no tissue, no tuschy.' Well, if everybody's going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, y'know what don't close it 'cause the... keys...are in there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"My lighter's in there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The rest stop, the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Damn! The tailpipe's not hot enough to light this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, if you're parents hadn't got divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Please!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, not getting my bra!","speaker":"The Girls","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, Monica's are the biggest.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it's gotta be Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right then, your bra would still be big.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I stuff outside the bra.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ladies, ladies, let's just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monica's bra.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Chandler crumples up his cigarette pack and throws it on the ground.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, now let's decide who has the nicest ass.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And there you go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, yeahhhhh!!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[They all run to get in the cab, and Chandler pulls out a smoke.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"At least let me smoke it to the good part.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Phoebe puts the car in gear and starts to back out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay. Oh, no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What, what's it, what's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, this has happened before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So you know how to fix it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yep. Put more gas in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah yeah, but now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Where's Ben?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He's sleeping.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ahh. Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Umm, yeah, actually, Susan's gonna be home any minute, it's kinda an anniversary.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's not that kind of anniversary.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah! Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sooo!! Anyway...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. 'Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'd love that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, great! Me too.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, yeah. Triple A can pick us up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, what town are we near?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we're on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. There is no Route 27. Okay, either 93 or 76?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? Okay! Yeah, no they don't do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But if...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you'll have to think of something else.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Joey walks up helping Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So the going for help went well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I have the lung capacity of a two year old.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Then why are you smoking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well it's very unsettling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"....right? Right? I mean it's pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don't, I don't need them, huh, I've got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, Susan will be so pleased.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Ross's beeper goes off.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"717? Where's 717? Hey, you've have more of these for Susan right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. But it's okay, I'll just put out pickles or something.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross, thank God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I ate a bug.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Rachel starts to walk up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don't know where we are, so we can't get a tow truck.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, now you want a favour?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, please.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, oh, I'm sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I'm a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, hang on a second. Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I'm not gonna pick them up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen, we both know you're gonna do it 'cause you're not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, Rachel doesn't want me to....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you 'cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don't punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. What? You slept with someone else?!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We were on a break!!! Okay!! We were, we were..., yeah. Where are you? I'll find you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You slept with another woman?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, you-you're-you're one to talk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The rest stop, Joey is making a sign.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's 'pleh'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's 'help' spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. What's doofus spelled backwards?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Ross drives up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Op, op, car! Car!! Ugh!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, it's Ross on one of his drives!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!!","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What is he doing here?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I'm stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I've got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Come on!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right!! Fine! Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Ross grabs the gas can he brought along, and walks through Joey's sign destroying it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Arrrghh!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no, now it's not gonna make any sense!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we're then gonna go skiing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, this is horrible, it's just horrible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ask me what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, I wasn't gonna ask you that, no.","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It's horrible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Here we go again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I-I can't handle this, you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know what, I can handle it, handle's my middle name. Actually it's the ah, middle part of my first name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right Pheebs, your cab's ready.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, let's go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"We were on a break!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Y'know Ross why don't you put that on your answering machine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey-hey, it's valid okay? And I'm not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"That's what you said last night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What I said was, was that I understood. Joey's the one who agreed with you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Really Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No, I think it's very obvious who's wrong here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Obviously not to Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[They all turn around and look at Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[They all start fighting with each other.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Guys, guys, guess who I am?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[They stop briefly to look at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Look what you're doing to Chandler!! Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? You don't, all right you don't have to love each other, okay? You don't, you don't even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah, and not put us in the middle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yeah, otherwise, I mean that's, that's, that's just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? Can you be civil?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I can.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Okay. Good, all right, let's get back in the car, 'cause it's freezing, and my chest is unsupported.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who's going with who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Look, you guys, you guys should go. No, I'm, you, you planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Come on man, you drove all the way up here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"No, no, really, I've got to take the car back anyway, I'm spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It's fine, no guilt I promise.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":67}
{"text":"All right, we'll call you when we get back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Or, or the rodeo!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":72}
{"text":"That would be great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":74}
{"text":"I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":75}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":76}
{"text":"[They all get in the cab and drive away.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Bye!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":78}
{"text":"[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery's dead.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":79}
{"text":"[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is running to answer the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh. Ross!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Sorry I'm late. Were you sleeping?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahh, nooo!!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, 'cause that's not where you want to skimp.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're a genius, Ross.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I'll pay you tomorrow.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, bye!!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, bye.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So I'm gonna take off then!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's so funny?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, nothing, no. It's an acting exercise, I'm practising my fake laugh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What-what's so funny?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no-no, no-no-no, there's none of that in here.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, but only if you give me a drag.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no, why don't you hang on to that one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, that's like the least fun game ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I'm really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh. Nope, that patch is no good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Come on, it's a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Pffhah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's your problem?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nothing, it's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh right, 'cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Or what my Father called Thursday night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what, I didn't want cinnamon on this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Frank! Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, well y'know, I would've called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldn't find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we got into a fight 'cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your getting married?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, yeah!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"My little brother's getting married!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I knew you'd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do I?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I do, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get my ah, my fiance man!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Y'know, I would've bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, isn't it fantastic?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, ah, but Pheebs don't you think he's a little young to get married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What, he's 18.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Exactly, it'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, or-or to get a hooker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Always illegal Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fiance, Mrs. Knight.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know it-it's funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm a big surprise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Ross lets them both sit in his chair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So, um, how-how did you guys meet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knight's ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And he was my best student.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah, she was my best teacher.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"And so now you guys are gonna be married?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh my God!! Great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you're ready for that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesn't want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, 'cause y'know, it'll be me. Right?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that there's an age difference between us.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh good! Okay. 'Cause you were acting like you didn't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(They both growl and hiss at each other and then kiss passionately again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is listening to the hypnosis tape.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You don't need to smoke. Cigarettes don't control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.","speaker":"Hypnosis Tape","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I've only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pete, can I get you something else?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given' 'em out.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Haven't you and I covered that topic?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you....","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, if that were true, I'd dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. Come on, you think she should go out with me, don't you?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain't a pretty picture in the morning, y'know what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean really, think about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ho-ho, I will.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, I know, I know, that this is Frank's life, y'know. Y'know, I don't want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it's sick and wrong!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no, oh, I'm fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking it's tongue down my little brother's throat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But, I mean, do you think he's gonna enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, and it-it's not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it's not good home economics.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, have-have you told him how you feel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes. Not out loud.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs, if you don't tell him, soon he's gonna be married, and then you're gonna hate yourself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can't. But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, we're walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, \"Hey, let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,\" remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, \"Nah, let's just hang out at your place.\" Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think you should definitely go out with this guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nah, he doesn't do anything for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker Texas Ranger?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids.... All right, I get your point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what, pretty good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Good! I haven't smoked yet today, I feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thanks","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Mon, let's give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What check thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I'd call him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Pete Becker. Pete... Is this him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's Bill Clinton.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who's he huggin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's Pete! But why is Bill huggin' Pete?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We use it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"There you go!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God, Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm not gonna go out with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God, I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Or incredibly offensive.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure, that too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Chandler is putting on the Chap Stick the same way that women put on lipstick, including the bit with the piece of tissue.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All we're saying is don't rush into anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, okay, she's 44, when you're 36, she's gonna be 88.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What, you don't think I know that?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, the point is, there's a lot of women out there you haven't even had sex with yet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, he-he's right, he's right. This is your time y'know, yeah, you're young, you're-you're weird, chicks dig that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, but isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really, really care about.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, in a poem maybe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No the man's right, that's what I had with Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You don't have it anymore?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I ah, I slept with someone else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what I've got with Alice.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Now, wh-what, what is that like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's so cool man, it's so, it's just 'cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why can't I find that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Don't ask me, I had it and I blew it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I want it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You can have it!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, maybe I can't. I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, no! No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's out there man! I've seen it! I got it!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Then you hold on to it!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, man!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right, congratulations you lucky bastard!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it's after Ross and Joey's talk with Frank, and Phoebe's is finding out what happened.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're Frank's best man?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I couldn't help it, there love is so pure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well then, what about you?! Huh?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm the ring bearer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. He's just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell he's doing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, Phoebe is opening the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I'm so glad you could come, 'cause I've got a real umm, Home Ec emergency.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God, who died on this?!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. It's a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely. Okay, first we'll start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesn't work we can go back to...","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what, forget it. It's ruined.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no, never say that. If we can't get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Pete's office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, that's great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Got it. Yeah all right. Yeah, okay.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The intercom buzzes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You have a Miss Monica Geller here.","speaker":"Secretary","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. Hi.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What the hell is this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hang on a second. I'll-I'll talk to you in the morning. I'm sorry what?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, y'know, I never know how much to tip.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what's-what's the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, I'm still here.","speaker":"Employee","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're taking this all wrong. Because, if I didn't leave you that tip, you wouldn't of come down here, we wouldn't be having this argument, and there wouldn't be this ah, heat between us.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. 'Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now we're like this-this couple that fights.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, umm, you're a loon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look, forget the check, okay. I like you. I think you're great. Come on, what do you say?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"'Cause I don't want to encourage this kind of behaviour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"One meal! That's all I'm asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don't have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, she is coming home. She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Wait, no! Just put the mail down. It's-it's me!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought I'd curl up in it. Is that all right?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, well just probably the worst one since I've been alive.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What umm, what happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I don't see how I could all of the sudden be too young, 'cause I'm older than I was when we first got together.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, no, I don't, I don't know. But, y'know what, maybe it's just all for the best?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, sweetie, oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, it's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now it's, and now it's gone and I don't know why!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, well I can tell you why. It's, it's because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together, y'know. And you're gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, you, wait no, my Mother didn't want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, but.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought you'd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! The millionaire's here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Guys, please, I'm just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, then get the lobster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They're all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And that's why, I'm not inviting you in for a drink. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh-no-no-no-no....","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just one drink?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, where do you want to go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, you like pizza?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, that's sounds great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know a great little place.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to a shot of the coliseum in Rome, Italy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're, hey, you're not paying for the pizza!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh come on, it's only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahh, I'd throw another thousand on that.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why, how much is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's about 60 cents.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it's the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Every night!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandler's bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes don't control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.","speaker":"Hypnosis Tape","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's, Frank is watching TV, and he's very depressed as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didn't. There's someone here who can explain this better than I can.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Frank.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, Mrs. Knight.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe's right Frank. I know it's hard to hear, but it would've been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. Is that it, is that what it is?","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but not just that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less...","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"None the less.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"None the less. Umm, you're too young to, to really know what you want.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right, exactly. All right, it's a good bye kiss, that's good. Bye-bye. Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I'm saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. Okay, I've decided I'm gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? Okay, all right, good. .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he's listening to the hypnosis tape again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cigarette's don't control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.","speaker":"Hypnosis Tape","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey's your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Chandler wakes up and stares at the tape.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Say Rachel, I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe you'd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi! All right, let's go shoppin'!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um, y'know, before we go ah, there's something I need to say.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I've kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. But since you were with Ross, I-I didn't do anything about it. But, now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So-so that's-that's what I'm doing, now.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Umm....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(She's interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I dropped a cup.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so y'know, that's why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, 'Wash my car.' 'Clean my room.' It's not gonna be able to do any of those things, but it'll understand what you're saying.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, this is so great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, it was.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right then. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello, people who do not live here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Hello!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I gave you a key for emergencies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We were out of Doritos.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He's great! I mean we have such a good time together! He's so funny, and sooo sweet, and I'm not attracted to him at all!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Still?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Noo!! It's driving me crazy. I mean every other way he's like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Life-sized Imperial Storm Troopers from Sharper Image?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Two.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh.","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he's in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joe. How's it going?","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good. Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, so you're playing Adrienne, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. I'm Joey Tribianni.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So the ah, play's pretty great, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murray's work. She's so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, forget about it. She rocks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Where do I know you from?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, that's not it. So, you're a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! You're-you're-you're the guy that doesn't know how to pour milk!!","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldn't. Now, see, that's acting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, that was real.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What, so what are you gonna tell him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now. Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I'd be cheating on Ross or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you're not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't have any issues with my Father.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, so it's probably just the Ross thing then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I can't do it, they're all like-like laughing at me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, what-what do you think she wants?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's possible. You are very loveable, I'd miss you if I broke up with you. I was just trying to be supportive.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Then be supportive like a guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You ah, wanted to see me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Ahh, here's a box of your stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, y'know, it's just like hats, and a shirt, and CD's, just sort of stuff that you've left here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it's time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don't' you think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I really do. Hey! This-this was a gift?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, all right, give me the mug! I'll keep the mug.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No!! Y'know-y'know don't do me any favours. In fact, where, where's the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm just trying to help you, move on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Petty...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Petty...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Petty...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Petty...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Petty...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Small...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Small...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You are so just doing this out of spite.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Awwwahuh, no, no, no!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm-I'm gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesn't even fit you anymore!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"yeah-yeah-yeah!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh-oh, okay, okay! If you don't mind I'm gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. You have a pleasant evening.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, you're like a zillionaire?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And you're our age. You're our age.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What like Pete Dakota?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's not a state Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I got to go, so ah, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're our age!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So ah, we on for tomorrow?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Absolutely! Now get out of here you!! Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future? Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like something's wrong with me?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, kinda.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy?! Is that what I'm supposed to be Vic? Happy?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can't figure it out! I talk to you and nothin'. You look at me, and it's nothin'. Nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tasty! I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it's-it's nice.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I have a question about this scene.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Peel the onion. First of all, he's good looking.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, it's says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you're a bitch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It doesn't say that in the script.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It does in mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Ross are returning from working out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesn't matter, I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying. Does it bug you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You bug me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is there any chance you didn't see that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can't just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You're gonna get peep eye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she'd say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You didn't just break up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, it's been like three weeks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I'm gonna kill myself, I swear. I can't, I can't watch this. Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she's going in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's going in. Wait! He's going in! He's going in!! The door's closed! I, I can't see anything but the door closed!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Stop what?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. I'll go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(He starts to exit, but Chandler tries to stop him by climbing on his back and grabbing hold of the foosball table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No!! You can't!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, they must be stopped!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! You are surprisingly strong!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I need juice! People need juice!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"People need juice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Listen to me!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Juice, I need...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She's moving on! Okay, if it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else! And unless you're thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? It's over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's just I miss her so much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why do all you're coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. That's so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, 'Where's number 27?!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesn't react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. And I don't think I'm gonna want to.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yep. Yep, that's what I didn't want to know.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I'm just doing it to get back at Ross. I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God. I'm sorry about this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...has become the penicillin of the twenty-first century. And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps toward leading that revolution. It is truly ironic, on one hand consider the size...","speaker":"Spokeswoman","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, can I ask you something?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where are we?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I'm gonna say, midget rodeo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just tell me the truth.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, y'know, I don't think, I don't think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Wasn't that like a year ago?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isn't the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now I'm just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. I know that.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I so wanna be attracted to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But you're not. Okay, good.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know what, don't be. This is not, don't be, 'cause it's not so bad.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know I'm no John Bon Jovi, or someone who find attractive, I'm just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, um, look I-I don't want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, stupidly charming isn't' it? Well listen let's, you wanna get something to eat? 'Cause this place is kinda depressing.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.","speaker":"Spokeswoman","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"One second.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. Draw!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I wasn't doing anything. Uh-oh, what did she do now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, 'Oh, I'm so talented.' and 'Oh, I'm so pretty,' and 'Ooh, I smell so good.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think somebody has a crush on somebody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. Ohh. Ohh, you're out of your mind.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy?! Is that what I'm supposed to be Vic? Happy?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can't figure it out! I talk to you and it's nothin'. You look at me, and nothin'. Nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys make me fly! High! Okay, we're gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, that was ah...","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Better?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. G'night.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, Kate?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You ah, you forgot your shoes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm probably gonna need those. Huh?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, listen you ah....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"...feel like getting a cup of coffee?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Kate?","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You ready to go?","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Very nice. Very nice.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So umm, I'll see you tomorrow, huh?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Why isn't it Spiderman? Y'know like Goldman, Silverman...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"'Cause it's-it's not his last name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It isn't?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, it's not like, like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold Man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, how was work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Something wrong?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. Nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay well, he would turn things to gold.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about things that are already gold?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahh, his work is done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, let's play my game now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wait a minute, wait. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh my God! Is this what it's like to be you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, you're really crazy about her, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we're on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it's like somebody's ripping out my heart!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We were all pretty shaken up about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait, am I missing something though? 'Cause I thought death was something that's supposed to be sad, in a way.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! And I'm sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You get the dollhouse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I get the dollhouse!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, just a barrel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?! Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Sophie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Rach!","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didn't have to walk me all the way back up here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, that's-that's okay, no problem.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey um, honey, you do realise that we don't keep the women's lingerie here in the office?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, I realise that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Summer catalogue!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's the stuff!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Rachel's boss, Joanna, enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. Hello! You don't work for me.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing Joanna.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bing! That's a great name.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks, it's ah, Gaelic, for 'Thy turkey's done.' So ah, I'm gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bye, Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So ah, what's wrong with him?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, nothing, he's just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No!! No! He's not married, or involved, with anyone!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel, actually, y'know what, forget it.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I'll ask him for you, if you want me too?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, uh, uh, I am here.","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know that.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is showing off her new dollhouse. It's a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper's a little faded, that's okay. Carpet's a little loose. Hardwood floors!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It's so beautiful.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, I'm here, ready to play.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's a dog, every house should have a dog.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Not one that can pee on the roof.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And is this in case the house sneezes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't want a ghost.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I need to talk to you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sure, what's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I-I know. Well if something comes up...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin' out the Chan-Chan man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That was surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. I'll do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, she's gonna love me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that's it, that's it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They're not the right size, they're not Victorian, and they just don't go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay, fine. Come dinosaur, we're not welcome in the house of no imagination.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they don't go, rrroof!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"The little ones do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Kate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, lovely! Come, talk to me a minute!","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, oh, I'm Lauren, Kate's understudy.","speaker":"Woman","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know! I-I'm a big fan of yours.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Get out of here, really?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh but then, they went and dropped you down that elevator shaft.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"They gave me the shaft all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you're so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well Ahh, yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Cool! I-I'll see you then.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, it's time to act, my talking props.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, look!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, what's this?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, okay, it's the slide instead of stairs. Watch this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's very interesting, Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This is the coolest house ever!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Monica is looking on with a hurt expression on her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I would!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Watch, watch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooohhhh!!","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And, and!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ahhhh!!","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, my Father's house does that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there's nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Of course, I didn't get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna's such a big, dull dud!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Joanna's telling Rachel, her side of the story.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler is fantastic!!","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh God, we just clicked! Y'know how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, and he's got such a good heart! Doesn't he have a good heart?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I know...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I know and he's soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Isn't this great?!","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't spoil it.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on baby, don't go. Please? What do you say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[A phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello. Oh! It's you. Just ah, just one-one sec. I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment!","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That guy's like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater! It's what's underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who I'm going out with?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't care. Why, do you want me to care?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you want me to want you to care?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I'm afraid to say this, but let's pick it up where we left off.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[They resume rehearsing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on baby, don't go. Please? What do you say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I've got no reason to stay.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Joey grabs her and kisses her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! I'll see you in the morning.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't believe we go on in, in a week.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, it's gonna be all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! So since we're getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know! At the place I told you about last night?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"G'night.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ah, are you okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"How do you mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, Adrian's looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor can't just kiss her, he's gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Maybe he could slip her the tongue.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his waist.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[cut to Joey's bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Something like that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, that's pretty much what I had in mind.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He walks up behind Monica and gives her a big hug and a kiss on the neck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's a little early to be drinkin'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohhhhh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're kidding?! That's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it was so amazing. After the love making...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming 'cause, 'cause her eyes keep going like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm telling ya, Joanna's got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, 'This was fun. Let's do it again sometime. I'll give you a call.'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks you're going to call her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's what you say at the end of a date.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You can't just say, 'Nice to meet you, good night?'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"To her face? Look it's the end of the date, I'm standing there, I know all she's waiting for is for me to say 'I'll call her' and it's just y'know, comes out. I can't help it, it's a compulsion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Come on Rach, when a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. Hasn't it ever happened to you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, they always called.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hmm, bite me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did he call?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why?! Why?! He said he'd call. Why hasn't he called?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe he's intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.","speaker":"Sophie","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn't tell him not to call me, did you?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Call her! Call her now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Multiple, so many paper cuts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why hasn't he called Rachel? Why? Why? I don't understand. Why? He said he'll call. Why? Why? Chandler I'm telling you she has flipped out, she's gone crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, well give me the phone then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on, this isn't funny. She thinks it's my fault that you haven't called her. You have to call her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, you can't call somebody after this long just to say, 'In case you didn't notice, I don't like you!'","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well then you're going to have to take her out again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nooo!! She's really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't care! I don't care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it's actually ended. And, I don't care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right! Fine! But it's just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I don't want you setting me up with anybody ever again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's just a lot of big talk, y'know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm in the shower!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebe's dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, fire! There, there's a fire! Fire!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesn't work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesn't work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, about what happened with us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooo. And there's really no reason he should find out, so ah let's not make a big deal about it, okay?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you can't tell me last night didn't mean something to you. I-I was there, you're not that good an actress.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. That's all it was. Joey, I'm-I'm sorry you feel bad, but haven't you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nooo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi, Kate!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi, Lauren.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi, Lauren.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, pig!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that's okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I tried to reach you at work. There's....been a fire.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! Oh my... Oh my God!! What happened?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, we believe it originated here. In the Aroma Room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right. Did everyone get out okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, the giraffe's okay. And so is the pirate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh. What is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No Phoebe, don't look! You don't want to see what's under there!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's not a big deal. It's, just it's right here, and it's all the time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, thanks again for lunch.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, this, this was pleasant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel is slowing trying to leave and let them talk.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was, wasn't it?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The food there was, was great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wasn't it?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So take care.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, this was great. I'll give you a call. We should do it again sometime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great! I'm looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sophie's desk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Noo!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm weak, and pathetic, and sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, you are going to tell her and you're going to tell her now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ahhhh-I'm not going to call you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry that I said I was going to when I'm not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, mascara goop. And I'm really sorry, it's just that this is not, this isn't going to work out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, this isn't how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, o-okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Joanna","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well this is great! I'll give you a call! We should do it again sometime!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Rachel is shocked, and holds her arms out in disbelief.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is talking on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. Hello, Jennifer? Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? Oh, she's not home huh? Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":20,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, they took my idea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay, here you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel, I made you a cocoa.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[He distracts her from catching Monica and Monica slams into her, knocking her down. Monica then falls on top of her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, are you guys okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They both turn and give him a dirty look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, so that's why the priest threw holy water on me. Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy's theory. Okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna be on TV!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! They're putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel's gonna film it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Who's gonna watch that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks. You ready to go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Saw a girl with that vest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys won't live to see the fourth of July. Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.","speaker":"Anchorwoman","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? 'Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hey, Pete you're back! Hey, check this out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! Skates!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! You're a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you're trip?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, what'd ya bring me?! Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, sure, that'd be great.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She starts to go and get the coffee and falls behind the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Regular or decaf?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah, which ever is closest.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So ask me what I did today.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So what did you do today Pete?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?! Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Pete's offer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And you're still not attracted to him at all?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I can't. I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but Mon that's totally different. He was you're health teacher.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, please.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She slaps Rachel's side and Rachel screams in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh God, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Monica hugs her goes and hugs her)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ow!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Guess what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Got a job on a river boat?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You like it right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross! Ross! I'm kidding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, come here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What-what was it you were gonna tell us?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, good bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, oh, about three months.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, so I guess that's about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got you something! Open it! Open it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. It's a chicken.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's cute, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lot's and lot's of love.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, well no problem there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Easy Lenny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So? I mean have you thought about it?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Here's the thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. What's the thing?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't do it. I'm sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait, that's-that's what you're worried about? If that's the problem, we've got no problem.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Her name's Ann, she's a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, that's great! I mean I'm-I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. And now I can work for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I guess you can.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! All right, y'know what? I'm just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Can you give me a little push?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Good luck!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm quitting!! Woo-hoo! I'm okay!! I'm all right!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! That's exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm just saying, this woman, I mean she's fictitious. No?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why would you say that?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"'Cause you're still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so 'cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're good. You're good!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, no, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic. It's a substantial gift.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her though?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thanks a lot.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No I'm serious. I mean I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is baby-chick sitting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, but this is the last time. With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick--chickeeeen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How's she doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well yeah, don't-don't you think it's a she?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know. I can't tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, anyway, I got to go change, I'm ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! Who was up from 2 o'clock this morning until 5 o'clock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You don't think I get up when you get up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohhh, here it comes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, here it comes! I'm stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I don't think so mister!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And you don't think taking care of our chick is work?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's not what I said. Okay, I just meant...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know what you meant!! You notice that ever since we got this chick, we've been fighting a lot more than we used too?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll take her back tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Do you think we'll get our three bucks back?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? This blue suit, or this brown one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to take some aspirin.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oww!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! That aspirin dance really works!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oww!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, is that still...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm fine, I'm fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No you're not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes I am!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, I'm fine. Watch. Look at that. Whoa-whoa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It's a very big deal, there's a lot of people there I have to meet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And I'm sure you're gonna make a big impression. Hi! I'm Rachel Green. It's nice to meet you. Come on, you probably have a broken rib!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it'll still be broken then.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look, either help me or go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fine. I'll go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sure. I'll help you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Let's use this brush.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. This stuff?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oke-dokey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh-ho!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! That's just poking me in the eye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sorry, I'm sorry. Close, close, close...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, just sweep it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sweeping...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sweep, sweep....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, now make it even, 'cause we don't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We don't want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Of course it's too late for that.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No. No, y'know you don't, you don't wear enough of this. What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Since when, since when do you think I don't wear enough of this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well I, close your eyes, I just think you're gonna like this a little better, 'cause, close-close...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Blow it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Sorry. 'Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sophisticated like a hooker?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, guess what I'm doing tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, I have to tell you something.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But I can't tell you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, but wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to like all my gods.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Does it have to do with Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, but let's come back to that later!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Bedroom, Ross is finishing up her make-up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She turns and looks in the mirror, and it's way, way over done. She looks like she has two black eyes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yep?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, I'll just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't want you to see me naked!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but that was different. Y'know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it's weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woo-hoo!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross! Stop that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ah, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that any more!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It's one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. Oop, oh yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, it will never happen... Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I'm the king.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rosss...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Come on, would you grow up? It's no big deal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right. Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yowzah!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"O-kay!! See what you did, I'm gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Aww, come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's it. Ow!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh-ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Look...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ow! Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay, I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I really do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna get your coat and then I'll-I'll put you in a cab.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, you're not gonna come with me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Of course I am. I just have to make a call.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Thank you. Oww!!!! God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?! I wh-, what's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I just can't go to the hospital lookin' like this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won't tell her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Does it involve travel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Noo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does it involve clogs?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Clogs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Claws?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, so it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What is it?! What about Pete?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I gotta go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I, but you're so close! No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, does it involve something to do with Pete's computer company?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, just go. You're never gonna get it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick. He's on one leather chair, the chick is on the other. It's watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth, she's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhh. Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesn't want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, good, good, good, 'cause, good, 'cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. And it's not just chicks y'know? It's all kinds of other animals!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks, I'm glad you see it that way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know what's with the duck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhh-hoo, funny story!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Pete's Restaurant's Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! I'd be cold, but I'm always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So you like it?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you're welcome.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you just smell my hair?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You still have feelings for me don't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now, nooo! I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pete.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. It's-it's really nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And I'm okay with that.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. That's why I can't take this job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And well, we probably shouldn't see each other anymore. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, yeah. I mean... If that's, if that's really what you want, okay.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(She kisses him on the cheek, and he kisses her back on the mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry things didn't work out...","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. Oh, wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, you'd tell me the truth. Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(As they approach the door, Chandler comes out carrying his duck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's a duck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's a bad duck!!! How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it was, nah, well....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What thing? What thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. Easy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[cut to inside Monica and Rachel's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What thing? What is this thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross, why didn't you tell me that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Eh, 'cause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I cannot believe you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That is the sweetest thing, I just....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They both look at each other for a while)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You should get some sleep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So, I'll umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry I spoiled you're evening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, that's, no, as long as you're okay. So I'll ah, I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Um-hmm, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(He leaves)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"See ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(In the hallway, Ross all dejected, sits down on the step.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What did you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom: Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What 'cha doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Having a swim.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about the chick?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chicks don't swim.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know. Should we try it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Chandler picks up the chick and drops it in the water.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"See, I told you they don't swim.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait. Give him a minute.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Noo! Oh, it's okay, it's okay, baby, baby, baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Joey picks up and turns on a hair dryer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he's at Flimby's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's Flimby's?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Hang up! That's it! Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! Rachel, that's what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don't get through, they're not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It's us versus them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ye-e-es!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I had one.","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I need two. I'm bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Two it is. Ross, how about you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really? Who's number two?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Who's number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, no, it's-it's just this person.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Like a date type person?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, kinda. It's this woman from work. I hope that won't be too weird. Will it, Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But you said one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I meant, me plus one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, bye-bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Bye-bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Ross exits)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, I need a date!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing?! It's never gonna happen, she's seeing somebody.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah, and I don't have any cologne.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"The green bottle next to the shaving cream.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(In horror, Joey wipes his neck and smells it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joey's premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go. You can wear this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Ooh, I'm setting the phone down. But I'm still here! Just don't go anywhere I'm still here. Don't-don't switch or anything, 'cause I'm, I'm right here. Just one sec. One sec! One second!! Wait! One second! Just...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! Monica, I'm scared!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right. Honey, that's-that's a sleeve. Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And! We also have speaker phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Please, stay on the line. Your call is important to us.","speaker":"Hold Voice","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, wait, you gotta hang up 'cause we're gonna be late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Phoebe starts to hang up the phone, but...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you for your patience, you're the next caller.","speaker":"Hold Voice","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!! Yes!! I'm the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Of course not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Premiere, Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, hey Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So it's looks like we're the first ones here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(An awkward silence follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey. Oh, I'm sorry, this is Cailin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing they're arms to shake each other's hand, and Ross says...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And! Break!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Awkward laughter follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, uhh, I think I'm going to run to the ladies room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'll join you.","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll get our seats.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well y'know 'cause Rachel and I used to go out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I didn't, I didn't know that.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I think we're here.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay. Uh, huh. Excuse me, I'm sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Umm, no, I don't think so.","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Can-can we take a look at your ticket?","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, well I thought that ah...","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didn't really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look you're surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Uh, the usher told us to come...","speaker":"Man","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! Here! Hey man, you want the aisle?","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, I'm good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There he is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There's our star!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, so, what'd ya think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I-I wasn't in that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart! Come!","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So that's the girl you like.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think he's baaad news!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't like the guy Rachel's dating? Well, that's odd.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So. How'd you guys meet?","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joey's agent, approaches]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"How do you do. Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! Did they have representation?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, they-they weren't in the play.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We're not actors.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face and her chest I could really put something together.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Could I borrow it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hi! Remember me?","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hi! Yeah! Tommy's in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he's gonna snap.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ross, I'm gonna go.","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Go? Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Good bye Ross.","speaker":"Cailin","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Uh, oh-ho bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Here we go people! Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la... Ah-ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is... Thank you, boys and girls, you've ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mother's crab cakes! Excuse me!!","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Anyone mind if I save this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, is the play over?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Where were you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you for your patience, you're the next caller.","speaker":"Hold Voice","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nah. I kept myself busy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, okay, yeah. I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They both look at each other, nod their heads 'All right' and follow their stuff into their new rooms.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Are you okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Fabulous.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, drama critics they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Become a drama critic!","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I am hurt! A plague on both your houses!","speaker":"The Director","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, classy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yep! I sure know how to pick 'em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really. What?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We'll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why the Post?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, you didn't see the Post?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. You?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Kate's Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, absolutely! You're talented and you're good looking.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're sweet and cute.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know! That's why they trashed me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I, I don't get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? So you never went out with an actress before?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Kate, do you even like me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Of course I do.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy... Why can't I just pick someone like you?","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, you're just so, you're so, so...","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, okay, hey. There we go, let's get your feet up there. Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Please stay on the line. You're call is very important to us.","speaker":"Hold Voice","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn't healthy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, no, I'm fine, and y'know why? 'Cause of all the riboflavin.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Didn't you have that outfit on last night?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! I stayed at Kate's, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you're play. I swear you're play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You're play is the next play is the next play I'm gonna see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Anyway, how did it go with Kate?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we're like totally crazy about each other!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, you had the night!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You-you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Did you like learn about her family?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Two brothers, one died!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is from the woman at the bar.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho-ho.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.","speaker":"Gunther","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What time is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"One.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"One.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"7:15. Watch doesn't work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Tommy's supposed to be here soon, we're going to lunch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look. Look, I wasn't going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You don't?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, it's not just 'cause I'm jealous. I mean I'm not, I'm not, I'm not jealous, okay? It's... Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, banging his hands together!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, fine, fine. You don't want to believe me? No, that's fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We're kidding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross, don't. Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica; Ross!","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[cut to outside of Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You don't want to believe me, I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Whoa!!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Whoa, sorry Tommy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What's in the cup, Ross?","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What is in the cup?!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, it's coffee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ice coffee? Tell me it's ice coffee!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's-it's hot...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hot coffee!!! You idiot!! You were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!! What are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?! Huh?!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gang's attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What's your favourite thing about summertime?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Tommyyyy! Say, what's your favourite thing about summer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ooh, I don't know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ohh, that's a good one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Backstage at Joey's play, Joey is arriving, late.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sorry! Sorry, I'm late; sorry, I'm late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, we held the curtain for you buddy. Come on, let's go! Let's go!","speaker":"Stage Manager","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Vic! Where have you been, baby?!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where's Kate?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She got a job in L.A.","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I've been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? Where have you been? Vic?!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, ahh, go to the window. I'm wanna run down to the truck and show you something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"When is she leaving?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tonight. What are you doing?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm coming up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, mind if I use the phone?","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why don't you use ours across the hall, 'cause she...has...problems.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but you didn't.","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, but it's-it's-it's hot!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandler's apartment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, would you just stop it! It's getting really old.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't believe no one believes me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I do, I believe you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You do Pheebs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[cut to Chandler and Joey's apartment, Tommy is using the phone]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? Aww. Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I'm so cute, I'm a little chick who's disgusting! God, you're so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(We see the gang staring at him through the doorways.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Step away from the duck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! Well, I guess we're not going out anymore. Whaa!!!","speaker":"Tommy","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Backstage at Joey's play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm soo glad I caught you, I couldn't find you before.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wh-wh-what's going on? Wh-what's this about L.A.?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They still want me for General Hospital.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But, but wh-what about us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Last night was wonderful. But I-I can't stay here just for you.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, so, stay for the museums!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, onstage!","speaker":"Stage Manager","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I'll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Where are you Vic?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Flight's in an hour. I-I gotta go.","speaker":"Kate Miller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Vic! Vic! Vic!!!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"In a minute!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[cut to the end of the play]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So this is it? Victor?","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess it is. Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick 'cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you've got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so... I'm gonna get on this spaceship, and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I'm gonna want to meet her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So long, Vic!","speaker":"Lauren","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's been two days.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it's one of those 801 numbers. Right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it's has to be 800. 'Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoe-be!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry, I'm so sorry, I will pay you back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And yet, she's still not hanging up the phone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hang it up! Hang up the phone!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine! Fine! Oh-oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I think I broke it. But that's all right, here's the number you can call.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are playing with the duck and the chick.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Or... Dick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Was it like a sneeze only better?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What was it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa!!!","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on you guys, it's no big deal!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well what is it? Is it a mole?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey guys! What's...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahhh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Rachel backs out with a confused look on her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good deal.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Vince is a fireman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"98 hot saves, highest in the force.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fire safety is not a joke, son.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're right, I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. See you Saturday.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, he's cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know, I know! I'm like playing the field. Y'know? Like, juggling two guys, I'm sowing my wild oats. Y'know? Y'know, this kind've like y'know oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So Pheebs, do they know about each other?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Does a dog's lips move when he reads? Okay, no they don't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, how'd it go at the doctor's?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well what is it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, \"Awww, he's got a Ross.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, that'd be cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Pete's breaking up with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That is so great! Oh, I... Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department!","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no?","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, we don't n-n-n-n-need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic. Oh my God, here they come! Well, we gotta get out of here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"W-w-w-wait! Why?!","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing?","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well that's not a third nipple.","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"First of all, it's on your ass.","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well then, what is it?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait a minute, hold it. Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm with Hamilton!","speaker":"Dr. Johnson","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He's good with rear things, bring him in too.","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I gotta go water Pete's plants. Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"...and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So Pheebs, pick one of them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Which one do you like more?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well sensitive is important, pick him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh sure, go with the sissy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Jason is not a sissy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know I have dinner plans!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you soo much for coming on such a short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, I've-I've-I've been practicing medicine for twenty-three years, and I'm stumped.","speaker":"Dr. Rhodes","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He removes the blanket covering the thing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! Oh, see you just need to find the right command.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, and the dimmer switch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I-kea! This is comfortable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This place is amazing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"God, that is the nicest kitchen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have a great day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, put that down! Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Monica?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess that's how.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Monica, how's it going.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh it's umm, good! It's umm, it's good, just here watering the plants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey Pete.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi, how ya doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. Hey, how's it going?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, it's still me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, I love you.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I love you, love you.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So, what do you thing the good news is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[pause]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh my.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Pete's computer automatically calls Mom, Pete's Mom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Pete's Mom","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And that's Pete's Mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(The gang quickly hides again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Pete's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, \"Look how much money we've got!\" Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean it'll be dry, but people will like it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Would you stop? We've only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we don't even know if he's gonna propose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He's not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys that's like a third or fourth date kinda thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well if-if that's what it is, then it's-it's crazy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica's right. We're talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she can't just rush into this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey laughs, Ross glares at him, and Joey stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, so you're going with the teacher, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it's just Jason's so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it's just better than having just like a really, really, really nice butt. Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good luck!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!!! Sorry, I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh sure. Vince?!","speaker":"Fireman","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yo!!","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! I didn't know you guys actually used those.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, what's up?","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, wow. This-this isn't gonna be easy. Umm, I don't think we should see each other anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh. G-good deal.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no it's okay. It's just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and... That there's so much in me I have to share with you yet.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, I didn't...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't talk. I'm gonna go write in my journal.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I don't want to make it savory.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Gimme this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi! Okay, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Brides magazines?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, and I know that you'd say no if he asked you, but I'm sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. Like for clubbing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. I know it's a little sudden, and it's a little rushed, and it's totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn't mean I can't. Right? I mean I'm-I'm crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know. I need more pie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You didn't break up with that fireman?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well he'd prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So then, are you going to dump Jason?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and... Okay so Jason is sensitive, but now so's Vince Plus, Vince has the body y'know? So... It's really just about the math.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Jason's apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Jason?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, come on in.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nah-ha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's Herbal Guy's office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You must be Ross.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am Guru Saj.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Listen, I got to tell you I've-I've never been to a guru before, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I've attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. Come on, have a seat. Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it's a koondis!","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's a koondis?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know, what's a koondis with you? Please, lie down! I've got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I guess it's worth a try.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh sure, we should see results-Whoa!! Clearly not the way to go!!","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We appear to have angered it.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We?! We angered it?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I think I see the problem. And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool. Love.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to...","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ow!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oops.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What was, what was that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well it's gone.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?! How's that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It got caught on my watch.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Pete's apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Lights. Uh, romantic lights.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life...","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And I feel like I've conquered the business world, and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There's one thing missing.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's time for me to conquer the physical world.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica, I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You wanna what?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world, it's banned in 49 states!","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I've even had my own octagon training ring designed.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"My parents will be so happy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe's singing, Vince is also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under--wear...\" Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You'll get through this; you'll be fine. Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They all applaud her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. I was...","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was passin' by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it's kinda cool seeing you up there.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa! Hey-hey! What's going on here? Who is this guy?","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, I've-I've been dating both of you, and it's been really horrible. 'Cause y'know it's been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didn't know how to chose, so... I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm terrible, I'm a terrible person. I'm terrible.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, Phoebe relax, it's okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean y'know, we haven't been going out that long. Come on, we haven't even slept together yet. Huh.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You haven't?","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You have?","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, this is none of my business.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-I can't believe this! You-you've slept with him?!","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I made you a candle light dinner in the park.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know Phoebe, I'm gonna make this real easy for you.","speaker":"Jason","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, that could've been really awkward.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You made him a candle light dinner in the park?","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, but I-I-I-I can do that for you, I'm gonna do that for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh yeah, I can't believe I ever went out with somebody who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooden area.","speaker":"Vince","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Guru Saj's office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Everything's gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!! That's supposed to be a duck right? 'Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. He's got a, he's got a really bad cough, and our vet, he can't do anything about it. Is there something you can do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?","speaker":"Guru Saj","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The duck starts to frantically flap his wings, while Joey is holding him, in an attempt to get away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you think that there's a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you're driving into town there's-there's like a sign, and it says \"You're in Sample.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How'd it go with Pete?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Tell us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They're both names you've already heard. One's Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Ex-excuse us. I'm sorry, it's a little crowded. Do you mind if we...","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, could you scooch?","speaker":"Robin Williams","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, move over just a little bit.","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Keep on scooching.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why? Why?! What's wrong with me?!","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have a feelin'... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"How do you know?","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well y'know, he's got access.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know it's that feeling you get, y'know?","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Like when you go bowling and you know you're in somebody else's shoes?","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's the one.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[cut back to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right, so, so you went to Pete's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[cut to Billy and Robin]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Why is this happening to me?! I don't know, maybe it's my wound.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[cut to the gang]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Forget it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So it's-it's not heeled yet?","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No-no, it's ooozing, oozing. Could you pass me the cream? Is there any-Oh, there's the cream.","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me, and nobody else.","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What is it, Tim?","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's me, I've been sleeping with your wife.","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"So you're the gynaecologist?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey, I'm trying to have a private conversation! Is that okay?!","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ooh, Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? Would you--Give me this thing all right!! Enough! And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! Get away from me!!","speaker":"Robin","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Thomas, come back here!","speaker":"Billy","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[cut to the gang, they're all stunned]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I have no idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No-no-no oh, keep your name, don't take his name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He didn't ask me to marry him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well then definately don't take his name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He wanted to tell me he's gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pete?!","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why?! What is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know exactly. It's-it's sorta like wrestling.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but without the costumes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And it's not fake, it's totally brutal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, it's two guys in a ring, and the rules are \"There are no rules.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So you can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's fish hooking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Huh, what's fish hooking... Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So thanks for the warm welcome. It's good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, let's go out there and get 'em! Huh? And remember, there is no 'I' in team.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, but there's two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You! Chuckles! What's your name?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh it's Bing, sir. I'm sorry , I was just ah...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. This team is about hard work, but it's also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing!","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is making reservations.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. Thank you. Yeah, we have the reservations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right buddy, way to go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeesh, what'd you do about it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I gotta tell ya, I think it's okay to be that guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe it's like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross throws his hands out in a \"What are you doing?\" gesture)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know I don't, I don't understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin' her boob.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between 'em.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, can we please go eat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. What are we getting?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Anything but stew.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right so, Chandler, from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don't turn your back to him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What if Joey were president?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Monica, Ross, Chandler, and Joey exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, ah with who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two aren't together, she asked if I could set it up, but if you're not cool with it...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. She's yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh! That's fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Great! Okay, good for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?","speaker":"Hoshi","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I told you, we're adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's just hard when I know I have e-mail I can't get!","speaker":"Hoshi","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica! Hi honey.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, on the table.","speaker":"Hoshi","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don't want you to get hurt, 'cause I kinda like you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, believe me, I don't want to get hurt either. I'm being smart about this. See these guys? They're the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. A house painter! He used to be a house painter.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Promise me you'll be careful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I promise.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, are we still on for tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, good, 'cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! No boom-boom before big fight!","speaker":"Hoshi","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How 'bout just a boom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame. Ready to go to the movies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is Bonnie? This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can show you an ID if you want?","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no, I'm sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah, well I just started wearing bras again.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that must be it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I hope you have fun tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks! You too.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[cut to outside of Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You said she was bald.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, she was bald, she's not now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How could you not tell me that she has hair?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, I hardly ever say that about people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh, well, this is just perfect!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry, I thought you said it was okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, maybe it won't work out. Maybe Ross won't like her personality.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why, does she have a bad personality?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh no, Bonnie's the best!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bing! Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. Wham! Good one. That was a good one. Keep at it team.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What is with him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"With him? You're is favourite, you're his guy!","speaker":"Phil","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We never get smacked.","speaker":"Stevens","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, that's not true, he-he smacked you once.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not on purpose, he ricocheted of you and got me.","speaker":"Phil","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm telling you, I need some smacks. I got a kid starting Dartmouth in the fall.","speaker":"Stevens","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"God Ross, what is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, it's the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! He's known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!","speaker":"Announcer","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I love you, Pete!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And his opponent, from Hunnington Beach, California! He's a 300 pound street fighter, Tank Abbottttttt!!!!","speaker":"Announcer","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The crowd goes wild, and Ross is the only one boo-ing him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pete! Pete!! That guy's pretty huge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponent's strength and weight against him.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths \"I love you.\" to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right! You go get him! Let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Here we go gentlemen, here we go! Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on!!","speaker":"Referee","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! It's me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant \"You suck!\"","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, look back?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you're not gonna get going are you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, no. But...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You didn't know that already?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I'm gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, just get a lot better. Fast.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. That-that was the problem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! How long until Pete's fight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, about five minutes. Right now they're interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hot dog?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Four, please. I'm really nervous. Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn't expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now, but she's really terrific.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, that's too bad!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I-I'm saying I liked her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pheebs, I think she's great. Okay? We're going out again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! Which one's my turkey burger?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, the fight's starting!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, we'll be right in. So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it's gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I'm conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fight's over!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe all stop dead in their tracks at the news.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me, Doug? Hey there sports fan!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Bing! You got those numbers for me?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I ah, I didn't do them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you forgot?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no I just ah, didn't do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don't deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi Bridge never looked smaller. That's okay, you're still my number one guy! Bing!","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Doug!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no. It-it's not about the swearing, it's more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, and don't get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It's just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it's making all the other guys jealous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! You're okay.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ha! Ahhhhhhh!","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ahhhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The street outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! Phoebe look, it's Ross and that girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No! Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Let's go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that's, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that's what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh! Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he's gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You said it was okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You said she was bald!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe, we can't, we just can't just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don't get it. Aren't you the one that decided that you didn't want to be with Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I just y'know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, we killed them all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They both jump up and wipe off their butts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's okay, it's not as bad as it looks, it's a precaution. Ah, I'm not supposed to move my spine.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please tell me you're stopping now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm fine! I'd fight tonight, if they'd let me. See this circle I'm marking off here? This is my zone of terror.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter. I will do it. I'm telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, I'm not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam's Apple, but that really hurt.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well if you're asking me to quit, then you're asking me to be someone I'm not. I've got to do this.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Then I've gotta go. Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mon-Monica?","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Could you leave a note? 'Cause I'm on a lot of pain killers now, and I don't know if I'll remember this tomorrow.","speaker":"Peter Becker","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I'm happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. Phil! Nice job. Stevens! Way to go! Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! Bing! Good job, couldn't have done it without ya.","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you, sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.","speaker":"Stevens","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! Well, what about you? You're not feeling left out or anything are ya?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. No, not at all, that's-that's ridiculous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now get on out of here, you!","speaker":"Doug","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he's just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...","speaker":"Tv Announcer","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I can't watch this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Check it out, he's winning! Pete's winning!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-o-o!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.","speaker":"Tv Announcer","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait, if that's his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn't want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tell it again. Seriously.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I think we all learned something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! That's my Mom's writing! Look.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what that means?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That you're actually 50?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. Best Friends Forever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That is so cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, we can!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Shoot! I can't go, I have to work!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's too bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So great! Okay! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, Bonnie had sex there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Rachel turns and gives him a look, and Joey quickly apologises.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why is that so funny?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You made a joke right? So I laughed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, no. You're Chandler. Y'know, Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren't friends, say it's a blind date. I show up at your door, and I'm like \"Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, it's just my luggage.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Phoebe drives up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!!","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey-hey, check out the hat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(She is wearing this giant straw hat, the brim on it must be at least, least foot wide.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Seriously, where did you get the hat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ross gave it to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, I think she looks good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And this time, they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: At the Beach, it's raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel's hat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Go, go, go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They get inside and notice on small problem.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oy!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's with all this sand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, it's still raining outside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, yes, it's kind've an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Knock, knock, knock.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh, yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe Abott, I'm your best friends daughter!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're Erwin's daughter?!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. Lily, from high school. Remember?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! There's Frank.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That's my Dad, that's Frank! Yeah! I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Take it easy--if you want, there's cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! I can make sangria!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I've been, I've been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh no, I-I'm sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, what? What was it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, no, it was great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, it's still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica's nails, and they're all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you crazy?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it's like a law!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Allll done!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Aww, thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, who's next?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-o-o! No way!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, please?! I'm boredddd! You let me do it once before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Ross shoots Joey a look, who shoots Chandler a look, who gives Joey an \"Oh my God.\" look back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah well, if ah, if that's the rule this weekend... No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Get away!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just once!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Stay away!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Take it like a man, Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Big bullies!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, so, how are we doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bored and bored!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Noo!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So what's Phoebe like?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh well, where is he?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn't heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look ! Isn't this what he would look like now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Totally familiar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"The Guys","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, why would she lie to you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I don't know, but we're having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, she's gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I don't know! So, you're all bored?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Ohh!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay, all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Fan out! Fan out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"(They do so, and Phoebe gets in the middle, closes her eyes, and starts spinning in a circle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Okay. Ooh, y'know we could just do this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"OH YES!!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Strip Happy Days Game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I couldn't find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"(Monica rolls, and Ross goes first.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay, Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Okay, come on! Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! Okay. Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let's see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Woo-hooooo!!!!","speaker":"The Girls","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"All right, relax. It's just a shoe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Wooooo!!!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[cut to later in the game]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Okay, your band is playing at Arnold's, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey's boxers!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Come on, take 'em off!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Actually, y'know it's kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna make more margaritas!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"I'm just making margaritas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":74}
{"text":"I think I'll help her out. What is going on here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":75}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":76}
{"text":"You painting his toenails?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Oh, come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Chasing him all around the room?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Monica, please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":80}
{"text":"He's totally flirting with you too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":81}
{"text":"He is, isn't he? I don't know, I don't know, I mean maybe it's just being here at the beach together or, I don't know. But it's like something...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Hey! Hi Bonnie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":86}
{"text":"What are you guys doing?!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":87}
{"text":"We're playing Strip Happy Days Game!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Cool! I'll catch up!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":89}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, you still don't think I'm boyfriend material?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I saw you checking me out during the game last night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You didn't even take off your pants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well, lucky for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shhh! Shhhh! Joey's asleep.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey is sleeping on the floor and is buried in sand that has been carved into a mermaid complete with breasts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well I assume the ah, happy couple isn't up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I don't know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Ross and Bonnie enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey! How did everybody sleep?","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Like a log.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Us too.","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm going for a walk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Joey finally wakes up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Joey looks down and his look turns from shock to satisfaction.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what happened to you?","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, ah nothin'. I just felt like hangin' out here and reading.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, the water was sooo great! We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh-ha-ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I mean you definitely should do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know what, I should do it.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what she's done.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's the matter, Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me, she doesn't want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won't tell me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww Pheebs, that sucks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, well, don't \"Aww Pheebs, that sucks!\" me yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where ya going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, she's out of town so, there's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, are any of those people here?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no!! No, no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? I'll-I'll fill her ice trays.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, everybody!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wh-haa-haa! Look what 'cha did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You wanna touch it?","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nooo, but it, but it's great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, touch it!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. You can feel all the bones in your skull.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that's right, that's right, it was you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She said you gave her the razor!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh, no, I'm good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you in a bit.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, have fun! Wooo!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on see, she doesn't look that bad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You don't know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right! Ross, do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You still love me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Noo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You still love me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Noo! Maybe! I, I don't know. Ross, I still can't forgive you for what you did, I can't, I just, but sometimes when I'm with you I just, I feel so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I just, I feel, I-I just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I feel...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Joey and Chandler coming outside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Noo!! I don't care! I'm not, I'm not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"But I made cards!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well! Good night. I'm going upstairs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"G'night.","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wanna play strip poker for practice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe Sr.'s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. Oh, shhh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She starts walking across the darkened room and hits her head on a wind chime hanging from the ceiling, to stop it from making a noise she grabs it and \"Shhh's\" it. She goes into the kitchen and finds Phoebe Sr.'s appointment book, to read it she opens the freezer. Just as she starts to read, Phoebe Sr. jumps out from her bedroom with a coat hanger, startling Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No!! It's me! It's me! I-I didn't want to make any noise!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Then don't break in!!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing here?!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you're just mean! So, just tell me the truth!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"My Father is Chuck Magioni?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, that's just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And I'm very sorry, but I don't know where your Father is, and that's the truth.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But umm, you're right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, ahh, okay. I'm your mother.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Heh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(At that Phoebe's eyes open in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's not true! Her, she doesn't even know what she wants! Rachel's still mad about the whole thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You don't need that kind've hurt. Take it from a guy who's never had a long term relationship......","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys, the water's great. You should really go in.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, well g'night.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Don't be too long.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okey-dokey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There is not one hair on that head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, it'll grow back, right? And she-she's really fun, and she's cool, and-and I'm finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so , y'know? Y'know, and I'm finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn't work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating he's coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's that weird voice again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, you're gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica closes the door, Chandler knocks, and Monica opens it to reveal Chandler on his knees.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi! I'm Dorf! You're date for the evening. Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that's good stuff!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":3,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, it's the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel's and Bonnie's rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Awww.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks a million.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you're welcome a million.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you in our room.","speaker":"Bonnie","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I gotta go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoa! What?! Why?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here?! Now?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, yeah. I can't-I can't stay here all night, and if I go in there she's-she's gonna wanna... do stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, can't you tell her that you are not in the mood?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn't work either, I can't tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Whoa-ho.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(they kiss again)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. It wasn't every morning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, making it worse!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe Sr.'s house, it's right after she told Phoebe that she's her birth mother.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Noo! No! It wasn't like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How close?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't even know how that would work!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, we were...","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not asking!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it's like to be eighteen years old?","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Let's see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'm so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didn't even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I don't know, you're here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well, everybody does! I'm a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn't even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and I'm just, I'm gonna do the same thing to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't ever want to see you again!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(She walks out and slams the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Umm, where's my purse?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shoot! We're out of soda.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I'll go out and get you some.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nope! Because I'm not your boyfriend. Hey Pheebs, how did it go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, umm, my Mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(The gang is shocked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I found a dried up seashores.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sweety, what are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, my new Mom, who-who's a big, fat abandoner!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don't you wanna stay here and talk about it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. I'm just, I wanna, I need to be alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She starts to go upstairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, Rachel's bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, was it awful?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, it was loong. I didn't even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o'clock shadow on her head. Anyway, she didn't want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I wrote you a letter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh! Thank you! I like mail.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's just some things I've been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Wow, it's-it's 5:30 in the morning. So, I'd better get cracking on this baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I'll be waiting for you, just come up when you're done.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I'll be up in, 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Oh-oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! What happened to you? Why didn't you come up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Done!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You just finished?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So umm, does it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Does it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole 'Does it?' part just another glance.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn't, and if you have to even think about it...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, Rach, no. I don't, I don't, I don't have to think about it, in fact, I've decided, I've decided that, that it.......does.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the 'Does it?' part in the letter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, sure! I'm sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach. Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ennnh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've got canned goods.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! Check this baby out, dug me a hole!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excellent hole, Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(A wave crashes on the beach and partially fills up his hole.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no! No!! My hole!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ow!! Ow!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! What?!! What is it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's like two miles!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We've got to do something!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, there's really only one thing you can do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! What is it?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're gonna have to pee on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!! Gross!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Don't blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what, he's right. There's something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well forget it! It doesn't hurt that baaad!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"If you want some privacy you can use my hole.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I'm ready to get the hell out of here! Oh. Are you? Are you?!! Ohh! That's so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. But for you, yay! Ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How was the beach?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nothing, I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nothing. I'm gonna take a shower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Me too!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna put this in the car.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooh, I have to go pack. It really does?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It does. It really and truly does.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After she's gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the 'Does it?' part.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It so does not!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, \"If you accept full responsibility...\" Full responsibility! \"...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. Does it?!!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, Ross, you have what you want, you're back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you're gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. I mean, no, you're right. Yeah I guess I'll let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, it's hard to forget! But that doesn't mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, ever talk about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What the hell happened on that beach?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's between us and the sea, Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross laughs and has a 'Come on...' look on his face as he looks and Chandler who nods his head in agreement with Joey. Ross is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, Ursula.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, well umm, I know that we haven't talked in a long time, but umm okay, our Mom is not our birth Mom. This-this other lady is our birth Mom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right, okay, the one that lives in Montuak, umm-hmm.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know her?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I umm, I read about her in Mom's suicide note.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There-there was a suicide note?! Well, do you still have it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hang on.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't believe you didn't tell me there was a suicide note!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. So how have you been doing?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I, umm, shut up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Ursula opens the door and hands her the note.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"\"Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk.\" You just wrote this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, it's pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Noooo!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, hang on!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pass the cheese, please.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey hands her the cheese without looking at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My God, you can't even look at me! Can you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. I'm-I'm to depressed to talk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"NO!!!","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, that's it, you guys! What happened out there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on!","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What happened? Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! Joey, we swore we'd never tell!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They'll never understand!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It's eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right!! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I-I couldn't walk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I was in too much pain.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And I was tired from digging the huge hole!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And then Joey remembered something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ewwww!!","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You can't say that!! You-you don't know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn't...bend that way. So...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ewwww!!","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's right I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn't. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Joey kept screaming at me, \"Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!\" Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's 'cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm.\" Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. Except for you. You go away.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasn't been a day where I didn't regret giving you up.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I'm not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didn't look you up was, well I was afraid that you'd react, just well like, the way, the way you're reacting right now, and can't we just, y'know, start from here?","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. I'm family, I'm it. Now, now I'm done.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But, it's not like we're losing anything. Y'know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess you're right.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not like we-we know each other or anything. Or that have anything in common.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. I mean it's not like we don't have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I-I like pizza!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God, so do I!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I knew it, wow!!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, so cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I'm-I'm mad at you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know. I'm mad at me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I'm kinda hungry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! Me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom. Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-hooo, I missed you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I missed you too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. Y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I suppose.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, \"Once a cheater, always a cheater.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm-hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Coffee house?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You bet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[cut back to Rachel's bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I fell asleep!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You fell asleep?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"FINE BY ME!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sorry!! I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I KNEW IT!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Will you stop!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, all right, I think you're great, I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Gin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Will you stop!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, all right, I think you're great, I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You don't turn and slide, you throw it out! I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, we're not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, how about we, how 'bout we sell it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right. But, you're gonna have to tell them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? They seem all right with it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Monica, it's Chip.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yesss!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who's Chip?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good runnin' into you at the bank today, so ah, here's my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chip, is Chip Matthews.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica, you're so lucky! He's like the most popular guy in school!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know!! Chip? Hi! It's Monica. 'Kay. 'Kay. Okay. Okay, good-bye. Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I was just leaving.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good! 'Cause I've got a product report to read, it's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why? Did you write it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well ah, actually...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, umm, why don't you give him a call?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Are you sure you wanna hear this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chip! Hi, it's Rachel. Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. Monica Geller. Ohh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, that's right! He called to ask out Monica! That-that's gotta be embarrassing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! Thank you, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, here's a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm reading your ad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Looks good, uh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Stunning entertainment center. Fine, fine Italian craftsmanship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why? I love that thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You want it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no.","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right look, I'm changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nooo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. What do you do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I actually don't know...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Good, so do I","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Something to do with numbers?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebe's guitar case and starts sniffing around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! Come on. Crazy. Oh my God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Nothing. Nothing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What? What's wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you sure she's in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma's glycoma medicine again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No Dr. Skeptismo! I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's the feeling. Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. My Mother's favourite fish is Orange Roughy... Cats....like....fish! Hi, Mommy. Oh, I haven't seen this smile in 17 years!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Dude, Phoebe's mom has got a huge peni...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Let it go!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you're going out with Chip Matthews?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nooo! It's not okay! I can't believe you would want to after what he did to me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What, that little thing at the prom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica! I couldn't find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, you and I went to different high schools...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, that doesn't help me, because we went to the same high school.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip's motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They had to have that specially made?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he's-he's called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you go out with him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Just, if it's possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'll try.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don't think any of them are gonna work out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'm not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that there's y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think she's worried that y'know, she's gonna, she's gonna be replaced. Well, that's not gonna happen is it? Noo. Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why can't you use the phone in here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'm returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe's mom remind anyone of a cat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, don't start.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, you-you can't tell me you actually believe that-that there's a woman inside that cat!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I believe it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No you don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No you do-y'know what, you're not gonna suck me into this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I do not always have to be-okay, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Jurassic Park could happen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! That's ah, that's pretty nice!","speaker":"Tony","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pretty nice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You'll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We don't have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We've got a canoe.","speaker":"Tony","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering him back into his seat. Joey sits down, dejected.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, I, I really don't think we need a canoe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You gotta take the canoe!","speaker":"Tony","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're not throwing it away! I built that canoe!","speaker":"Peter","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good for you!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys, you're never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! Look kinda familiar?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name Julio.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys, there's a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do we have to tell her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, we have to tell her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, but it's made her so happy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Little girl misses her cat. Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I hate when Ross is right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He is right, isn't he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he's wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh-no, he's right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How's that going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's so sweet. I'm gonna get some coffee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh? What'd ya say Joe? I'll be right there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pheebs...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just feel so, uhh.....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm coming already!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Jeez!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, Chip.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Rach! How ya doin'?","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm great! I'm great. I've got a great job at Bloomingdale's, have wonderful friends, and eventhough I'm not seeing anyone right now, I've never felt better about myself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So ah, Monica ready yet?","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She'll be out in a second. So, Chip, how's umm, Amy Welch?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Amy Welch? Wow! I haven't seen her since... So, Monica about ready?","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is showing off the entertainment center.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Guy","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn't, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny 'til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, you, you can't fit in that thing. That's not deep enough.","speaker":"Guy","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah? If I can't, I'll knock five bucks off the price off the unit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, you have yourself a deal.","speaker":"Guy","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. See?! I told ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The guys takes a hockey stick and slips it through the handles then proceeds to take the stereo and Chandler's computer and walk out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: A street, Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here, we are.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The what?","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you're Chip. Nevermind.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I think it's cute.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! A lipper from Chipper.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So you still in touch with anyone from high school?","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm. Well, there's Rachel, and umm, I think that's it. How bout you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that all?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, how is he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Isn't he an architect now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, they still wear underwear.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it's gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"WHAT?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you all right?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What happened?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Awww, man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn't think big enough to fit a grown man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So-You got in voluntarily?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was tryin' to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I'm gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"BEND OVER?!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Dot's Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and then Zana, just let one rip!!","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, 'cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I don't even know where you work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know where I work!","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You still work at the multiplex?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, like I'd give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks, I'm set. Do you still live with your parents?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.","speaker":"Chip Matthews","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica takes a big swig of her martini.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, how was your date?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, it's okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh! That's so great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, they said uh, \"You don't have insurance here, so stop calling us.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You didn't tell her?! Okay, fine! Pheebs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah? Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry, sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's a good call. Right.","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! No! Look-Hey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross, how many parents have you lost?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"None.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, then you don't know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if I'm wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You could.... say you're sorry to her mom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I think she would like that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Come here, here, come here, come here, Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friend's mother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thank you. We both forgive you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And you're welcome to come back anytime.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Come on, Mom, I'll take you home.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'll go with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh! Y'know, I've got an extra futon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Dude, you don't have to brag! We got nothing here!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":2,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, I'm, I'm paddling away!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey's bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Could we be more white trash?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How desperate am I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Good thing Chandler's not here, he always wins at this game.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just told my Mom I'd cater a party for her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How come?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because I need the money, and I thought that it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on, I think this is a good thing. I don't think Mom would've hired you if she didn't think you were good at what you do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't have to stick up for her. She can't here you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just pickle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"My boss, Joanna? Wow, that must've been awkward.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You ah, you didn't say 'Yes' to that did you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello, Rachel.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, not at first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What is she doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a 'big, dull dud.'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey creaks louder)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, come on! It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually I'm pretty much just in there by myself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey makes a sound imitating one person making a bed creak and Chandler turns and glares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Chandler!! Promise me, you will end it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, I promise, I'll end it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I hope you know what I'm giving up for ya, because she's not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah-eh-eah! Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are cooking for Mrs. Geller's party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How's the hired help?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Doing great, the quiches are coming along.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's this? Blue nail polish?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought it was cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh, that's what your Grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let me ask you a question.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why did you hire me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you weren't sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks I'm good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I didn't hear that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, she didn't hire me out of pity, it wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks I'm good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow! And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhhhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though you're not really sure what they're talking about?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's apartment, all are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...I'm telling you it's totally unconstituional.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I totally agree.","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey just nods his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nooo!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's, they're all there playing cards.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"...it was like the Algonquin kids table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Excuse me, I'm sorry, you haven't said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah-well-yeah! Yeah-oh-yeah. Come on in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller's Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's weird.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Your nails.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldn't give me grief about me biting them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, no, I meant that it's weird that you only have nine now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put... Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh My God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great. Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat-that's the problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Honey, don't bite your nails.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay ah, please don't freak out. Umm, but ah, there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and there's no way to know which one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm not freaking out.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Then why are you laughing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's nothing, it's just that now your Father owes me five dollars.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? You bet I'd lose a nail?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no, don't be silly. I just bet I'd need these.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Frozen lasagnas?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You bet that I'd screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You promised Dr. Weinburg, you'd never use that phrase.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humour, you've never been able to laugh at yourself.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's right. My Mom doesn't have any faith in me! Oh, that's hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't get it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, I have faith...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! You have lasagnas!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ding!","speaker":"Oven","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Op, the ruined quiches are ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joanna's office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isn't wearing any pants.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It just doesn't...feel like we're breaking up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, we are. I'm sad.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes. Uh, can't you wait until tomorrow? All right. Unbelievable!!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm getting dressed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait. I wanna show you something.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. Put your hands together.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ah-ha, you're not the boss of me. Yeah, you are! Ooh, saucy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll be back in ten minutes.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You are, you're gonna leave me like this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Knowing you're here, waiting for me I think it's kinda exciting.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. But if you don't come back soon, there's pretty much nothing I can do about it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to Joanna's outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's weird, she locked the door.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know why? She's got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, swear you won't tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joanna's office. Do you wanna see the list?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hi! How are you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Joanna's office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, Joanna......'s office.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm really sorry but I may be a little while longer.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How little?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A couple of hours, I feel awful.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, this isn't funny! You get back here right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't!!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm in my boss's car!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-oh, tunnel.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler gets an idea)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel's office as her intercom buzzes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rachel, could I see you for a moment?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel goes into talk to Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, here's the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You promised you would break up with her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can't get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I'm cold, and","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! You never see Joanna again!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Never!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You never come into this office again!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You give me back my Walkman!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I-never borrowed your Walkman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! Ahhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Does it hurt?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. Hello sweet pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I'm gonna get fired!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I'll make something up! I'm good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, there's nothing to make up, she's gonna know that I have a key to her office, I've got to get you locked up back the way you were!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, I don't think so!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(He starts to put his pants on, but Rachel manages to drag him to the chair. When they get to the chair, Chandler drops his pants and knocks the chair away. Rachel then backs him up and locks him to the top drawer of a filing cabinet.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, this is much better.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, here's somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He cut off his ear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He painted that.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! That's pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear 'cause he sucked. What else you got in there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Let's see, ahhh... Where does the Pope live?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"In the woods. No wait-wait, that's the joke answer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Spock's birth control.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You need these books.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This used to be your room? Wow! You must've been in really good shape as a kid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I actually thought she could change.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh good, I'm glad that's catching on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we'll call that pulling a Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say, \"Yeah, he pulled a Monica.\" Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, \"Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica.\" Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, \"Yeah, that one's outta here.\" Though some things don't change.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, I'll go down there. But, I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something I make.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow! My breasts are really strong.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joanna's office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she's very private about her office. Now I know why.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, look, you're in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she's gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What if I clean your bathroom for a month?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It still wouldn't be clean. All I want is my freedom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Foot rubs for a month!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Freedom!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Freedom! I want my freedom! Why won't you here me?! Sophie, help me! Help me!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sophie sit!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! God, would you just calm down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a 'Pouff!')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is now reading the 'V' book, with the salesman watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. In a minute.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, what do you say, Joey? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for twelve hundred dollars, which works out to just 50 bucks a book!","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? I'm home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess there's a few things you don't get from book learnin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well ah, what can you swing?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You don't have, anything?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You wanna see what I got? Okay? I've got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And a 50. Huh, these must be Chandler's pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I-I think I'm gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joanna's office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I ah... Oh! I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"With extra pulp?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"D'oh!! I've got it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't have it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I have so got it. There's gonna be rumours about this, there's no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How do Monica and Phoebe know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous or very stingy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Go on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can make you a legend. I can make you this generation's Milton Berle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And Milton Berle has a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh, not compared to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller's kitchen, Phoebe is bringing in some dirty dishes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They're not even touching the lasagna!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, they love your casserole.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I thought it was... quite tasty.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"A bitch?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. She doesn't know we switched it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, don't bite your nails.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello, Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wh-what's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No he doesn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Two hours, that lasted!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So did you break up with Joanna?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, it's good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like that Vesuvius.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The volcano?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah, lava spewing, hot ash, of course some are dormant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh God, Korea is such a beautiful country.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"With such a sad history.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Could there be more Kims?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who's out there?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's me! Good morning!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Umm, they didn't have poppy seed bagels, so I... Oh my word!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You tell your friend Chandler that we're definately broken up this time.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! New wallet, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say 'cool' anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Have you ever taken out the trash?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I thought you liked doing it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Third door on the left.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since it's so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ummm. Oh! I'm sorry. It's a little old but...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! You're clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I didn't-I don't come in here a lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, of course you don't!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Cause you're a little princess! \"Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me...\"","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't... I never said that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why don't think of someone else for a change?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"God! If you're gonna cry about it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, please don't do that. I think it's best that we just forget about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right that's it, school is in session!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My God! Is this a gym card?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last 1200 times.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So why don't you quit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You don't think I've tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who is Maria?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh Maria. You can't say no to her, she's like this lycra spandex covered gym...treat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So you're strong enough to face her on your own?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no, you'll have to come.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Treeger's apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tribbiani! Hold on, I'll get the plunger.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you're gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And tell him what?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Well maybe you have heard about the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have actually not heard of that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. I've been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I don't need this grief. I'm gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmother's apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you tell me something I don't know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh please, somebody tell me I don't have to go to work today!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I'm not allowed to charge for.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So do them for free.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it's against my oath as a masseuse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They make you take an oath?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that one's actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you just give him to somebody else?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I can handle it. No, I'm a professional.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because that's the only part of you he can see when he's on the table!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're gonna do some feet flirtin'!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't what your talking about.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Then how do you explain the toe ring?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because it's Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh! My hero! What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that he'd better come up here and apologize. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What a minute, what did he say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"He said that he wasn't gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he's gonna do is have you evicted-I'll see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?! You got us evicted!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I told you not to go down there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well he made Rachel cry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Rachel always cries!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's not true!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you've never sucked before!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right! I'll try! But if I can't, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Go!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right, all right, all right. I mean I'll have to check with him first, but I'll think he'll be cool with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"One more time, \"Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good! That's good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. I wanna quit the gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You wanna quit?","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I wanna quit the gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You do realize that you won't have access to our new full service Swedish spa.","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I wanna quit the gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. Uh, excuse me, are you a member?","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Me? No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sorry, members only.","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I wanna quit the gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's okay man, be strong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, are you a member of any gym.","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! And I'm not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, no problem. Could you come here for a second?","speaker":"Gym Employee","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Maria.","speaker":"Woman","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross is at a loss for words.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Heeling Hands Inc., Phoebe's work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, you have really pretty feet.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"These old things.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, it's been killing me today.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You mean the-Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y'know, real nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, a 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ow! Did you just bite me?","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Treeger's apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please don't kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn't there fault, it was mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You want me to kick you guys out instead?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No you can't do that, where would the chick and the duck live?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You have pets!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I'm the chick and Chandler is the duck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh, I would've thought it was the other way around.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, I'll do whatever you want.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? You'll do anything?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, absolutely.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I've got something you can do.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, what is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Can you be my dancing partner?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's not, prison lingo, is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"His dancing partner?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, there's this superintendent's dance, the Super Ball. I don't know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he's a crush on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, why doesn't he practice with a girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, he's too shy, he doesn't thing he's good enough to dance with girls yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that...garbage chute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, would you let it go already?! You're fine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler and Ross enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey! So, did you quit?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I almost did, couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait, now so you joined the gym?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel starts to laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And that's funny, why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, umm, I was just y'know working out and umm... Oh, that's it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We're doomed. Okay, they're gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, you could actually go to the gym.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Chandler and Ross both laugh)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're a genius!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Aww, man, now we won't be bank buddies!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Now, there's two reasons.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Where?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"On the touchy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And that's not against your oath?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, I know! I-I'm sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I'm doing something exciting and I don't wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y'know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you, Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No-no, thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Treeger's apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I'm here, let's ahh, get this over with.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay ahh, well, just ahh, follow my lead.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, don't we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look come on, eh, just ah, just ah, put your arms around me, eh.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahhhh! I'm sorry!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's okay, but if I'm Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ahh, forget it! I'll never be any good at this, my mom was right, I'm just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on man, you're not a potato.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sure as hell a dancer, it's no use Marge will never go for me.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on Treeger, don't say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, let's ahh, let's try it again. Come on. Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, y'know, I'm not really that comfortable dancing with a- We-he!! Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You just did a little dancy thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No I didn't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes you did! You did like a little hop.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You are soo enjoying this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I'm not! And it wasn't a hop it was a pademarie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know the words! You are so into this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, well maybe I'm enjoying it a little bit. I mean I'm getting pretty good at it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey-hey, hold on, this isn't some kind of like girly dance. All right, it's like a sport, it's manly!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, then show me some manly moves.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They both get up and Monica expects Joey to take the lead, but he doesn't, and they fumble around for a little bit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know how to lead.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Chandler's bank, they are there to close their accounts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We'd like to close our accounts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Close your accounts? Is there some kind of problem?","speaker":"Bank Officer","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, we'd just like to close them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. Would you come over here please?","speaker":"Bank Officer","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Karen.","speaker":"Ms. Lambert","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I wanna quit the bank!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Healing Hands, Inc., Phoebe is giving Rick a massage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little... Oh no-wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick's pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that's working.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The camera zooms in on the clock on the wall and it reads a quarter after one. Time lapse. The clock now reads 3:30, and Phoebe is still giving Rick his massage.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler's knees. Chandler's... ankles. Chandler's ankle hair. Oh no. Okay, you're all set.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh wow! That was amazing, was that really just an hour?!","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! In... really long hour world.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because you're a client, I can't ask you out, even though you give me y'know, the feeling.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, really.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They start to kiss, then Rick stops suddenly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Suddenly, I very aware that I'm naked.","speaker":"Rick Sanoven","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, quit down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Suddenly, Phoebe's boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Mr. Simon's been waiting for- Oh my God!","speaker":"Mrs. Potter","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why wasn't I offered that? I'd definitely pay more for that.","speaker":"Mr. Simon","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Phoebe, we have rules here, this isn't that kind of place.","speaker":"Mrs. Potter","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn't what it looks like, 'cause Rick is my ahh, husband.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh really? Well, then you'd better tell his other wife, 'cause she called three times asking where he is.","speaker":"Mrs. Potter","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, I will tell her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you didn't leave the bank?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you ever gonna use that for?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"To pay for the gym.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You got fired?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my Gosh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sweety...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y'know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It's been a really bad day, whore wise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Duck, is Chick here?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah... Bunny-rabbit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So you ah, ready for our last practice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but y'know, I think the reason we're not getting that spin right is because my apartment's too small.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, you wanna use our place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I ahh, had another idea.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We did it!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, . Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh well, okay, good luck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I'm ready to dance with girls.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Go get 'em Treeger.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Right. Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah, you could dance real good with her, she's the same size as me.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, I'm good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Treeger leaves, and Joey's dances off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Lara and Jeni's Massage, Phoebe is interviewing for a job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So it looks like you've got some great experience here. Let's see ahh, reason for leaving last job?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, they thought I was a whore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, we'll give a call if anything comes up.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great! Thank you very much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The interviewer watches her leave with an 'Oh my goodness' face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa! Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"When's your birthday?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"May fifth, why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, mine's December...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, whatever.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just go up to her and ask her out. Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I could die.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Ross glares at Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But I'm unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just be yourself. But, not too much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wish me luck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good luck!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wish it! Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh Kathy, with K or a C?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"With a K.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh-oh-hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow! You are really good at this.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. Oh, and there he is now.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes-yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Didn't I tell ya? Always showin' off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? This chick sounds good. Smelly cat, smelly-- Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's why I got up too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're kidding! Oh, I love him.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh please!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh-oh!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Is it on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, but this wonder broom is amazing!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh! It's on! It's on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Chandler jumps into the canoe and sits down. The chick starts chirping and Chandler reaches down to pick him up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"There we go little fella.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What about the duck?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well the duck can swim.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, jeez.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Way to go, Phoebe!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That cold makes you sound so great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's fun, God I love how sexy I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, have fun!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I think it's great that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what, I like Kathy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, she's...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You love her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I don't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on, Pheebs lay off him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you, Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, he's a little sensitive right now, `cause he's so in love.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that \"Woo-hoo\" thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel's not here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How's it going with her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little \"playing\" ourselves.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, Josh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Dudes.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, did you play in college? sweatshirt he's wearing.)","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. I'll miss you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Dope!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wow, cute one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Very!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Monica knows.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna go get ready, for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Ben!","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! You-you look great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay! Hey Tommy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am so glad that you could come over tonight.","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, it's my pleasure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I appreciate this soo much, I've been trying to go out with this guy for like a month.","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I-I-I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime.","speaker":"Amanda (Ross' date)","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who wants to make some long distance calls?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Fetch! Fetch it! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I just wanted to say, \"Hey!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Her date tipped me ten dollars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe runs into the kitchen with wet hair, opens the window, and sticks her head outside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You mean you stole it! Don't cover your mouth when you do that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We were just talking about you.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Right in there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"99...100! Ready or not, here I come! All right, let's go over the concept one more time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey guys. Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's 4:30.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I see what's going on here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You-you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! You don't like Kathy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You got me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good, and hey! My treat. But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross isn't here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. Stop it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! I am soo gonna marry that guy. Ohhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think he's stealing from me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Because he's stealing from me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi! It's me. And soup. Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ughh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you so much Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you doing with those?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry, Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's okay. How's the soup?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Umm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Monica sets the soup down and Phoebe picks it up and licks the rim.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohhhh!! Gross!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is she great or what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So? Huh? What do you think?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, she's-she's not really my type.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not your type?! She's gorgeous!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhh, no-no thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll be right back. What was that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, look, what do you want from me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I am pretending.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well then, do it better!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well where's Amanda?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, cough drops, please?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You see Amanda and I have a very special...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, that is soo sad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross starts laughing)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Here. At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(She does Ross's little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping them together.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her guitar.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street. Platting goats are platting, leaving little treats. Does it even work without my sexy voice?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I like it.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Gunther, kiss me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I sleep on your couch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(applause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So umm, are we cool?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I knew you'd understand.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a `What just happened?' look on her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, thank you for the delicious dinner.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're welcome for a delicious dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[inside]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey what are you guys looking at?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, come to papa.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where did you, when did you, how did you... How did you get a girl like that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine by me; hope she wins.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oo! Is it for my birthday present?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I have a call in about that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Kay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, honey, that's so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, and what a great way to say, \"I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It doesn't say that. Does it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God! What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sixty guests.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, you're not working either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes, but I'm doing this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"You can pee here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, I know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"And not one of your coupons for an hour of \"Joey Love.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[cut to a new scene, also in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting, Phoebe is nearby.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Monica enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hey, how'd it go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow-the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Mon! I'm so happy for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff. Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I'll have one, please. Plus my money.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But look-I've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh. Okay. Oo, sorry I acted like a bank.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Huh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um, would you like to come in?","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"According to recent findings!","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mitzi is.....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'd rather not.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, is everything in the car?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Did you settle the bill?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. I hate this part.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, look what we almost left.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, that's not mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, good. Thank you.","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Um, and, well there's the.. the the small matter of...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Dear?","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just the matter of ...payment?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Jack used to handle the finances!","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know... um, Grease?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rent?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes! Rent!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, so when do you want to go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, it is, at Office Max.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What did you get her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"A pen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Huh-huh! You can't give her that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... \"Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"For three years?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But Mon, you have to get our money!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, \"that massage wasn't long enough, or, \"I don't recognize any of those songs,\" or, you know, \"these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're a grand ol' flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave....","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She seems fine now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...emblem of the land I love. The home of....","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived! Here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What kind of smell?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know. Soap?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You wanna see her again, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, okay you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's, uh... it's endearing, really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! Oink!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Any luck?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called \"Invisible things for Kathy.\" Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aw, honey, that's so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Pathetic!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Our place, the hall! I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I got something for her. It's a book!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"A book? Is it like a book that's also a safe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, it came out to an even twenty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those eyes?","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[cut to Monica and Phoebe in the kitchen]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You didn't get the money, did you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough! Hey, widow?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on along and listen to...","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, Widow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...the lullabye of...","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me. Excuse me! Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right. I'll get my bag.","speaker":"Mrs. Burkart","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you want to come inside?","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Yes I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Guess who?","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Department of Sanitation?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's me!","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Ah. Aw!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, Cheryl!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, Ross!","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[They sit up, moaning in excitement, and Cheryl straddles Ross. Ross finds a slice of bologna and moans higher and louder, then a bag of potato chips on the coffee table starts to move. Ross throws Cheryl off his lap, grabs a tennis racket and a toilet brush and starts pounding the bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[From the background we hear a crash and Gunther comes running out of the back room, pushing people aside, reaching for Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Move!","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh... yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, that's great! Congratulations!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm a hard ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can cook and you can take care of the money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Aah!","speaker":"Both","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah? That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aahhuuhhh....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Kathy enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Happy birthday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know, uh... Chandler got you a gift, too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No he didn't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Happy birthday! I'm sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You really didn't have to. Wow.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. .","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, yeah... yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah. Hm. Wanna go to bed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll be in in a minute.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Um, thank you for the gift.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh, the book?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, \"This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese.\" Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, \"Uhl, ell.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well....","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey, that coupon expires, you know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.","speaker":"Cheryl","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cheryl shrugs, shuts the door, looking puzzled]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Monica looks around the hallway, pulls out a sponge and starts scrubbing the door frame.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommates girlfriend-which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we're in the room together there's this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she's smooth! Smooth!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh my God!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Casey","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great! All right, so I'll call you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Casey","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That would be Casey. We're going out tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Goin' out, huh? Wow! Wow! So things didn't work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait! You're going out with Kathy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I'm upset-for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You got all that from the back of her head?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right look, I think it's time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Who's Elaine?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease...\" Darn it! Now, I don't know who to get to the next verse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, you could just go uh, \"greatest of ease... BAH-bah-bha-bhannn.\" Then go right into it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about 'bah-bah-bha-bhan?'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well umm, y'know, I used to play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's right, the keyboards, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that's-that's when I really found my sound.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, \"The Sound.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I wanna hear \"The Sound.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven't played in so long, and-and, well it's-it's really personal stuff, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on, play that funky music white boy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in-No, yeah, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, \"The Sound.\"]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right! Bring it on, you...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Here we go. Y'know, I've-I've never played my stuff for anyone before, so it's important that-that you understand it's about communicating very private emotions. Y'know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That's what I'm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! Play!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Boy, that was-that was, umm... terrific.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Really, bitchin'!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wow, it was so-wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Really?! I mean, really?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wow! Thanks, you guys. That's uh-ohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back! Okay? This is so nice, I'm-I am so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it's just, it's so different from the stuff you usually hear.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You mean like, music?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come in!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! Oh God, is that Baywatch?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So is Joey around?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no, he's not back yet, but he'll be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I uh, don't really have a preference. You?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I like it in the stern. ...of the boat. Hello.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, it's me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that I'll be there as soon as I can.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why can't you tell her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"'Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey! Joey!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I thought your time ran out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uhh, that was Joey. He's running a little late, he says he's sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So I guess it's just uh, you and me then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I think it is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So what did you do today?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, it looks great!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"...and then it got canceled.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I could cut it.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Really?! You do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunt's dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Dog grooming huh? Okay, just don't make my tail too poofy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandler's hair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You have really great hair.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, thanks. I grow it myself. Y'know who also has great hair is Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, I'm basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths \"Oh my God.\" She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What-what 'cha doin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Checking to see if it's even.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"'Kay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Looks good.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh the phone! The phone's making sounds! Hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey dude, it's me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey it's Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Listen uh, I'm really sorry, it looks like I'm gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn't there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah, it must've fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh yeah man. Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hey. Oh no it's fine, don't worry about it. Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it's okay. Yeah! I'll talk to you tomorrow. I should uh, probably go.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yeah. Yes! Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I forgot my purse.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"(They kiss, passionately.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"No, I really did forget my purse.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"(They kiss again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, this is bad! It's bad! This is bad!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Horrible!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no, the kiss was good.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, but that's bad!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here's what we do, we-we forget it happened.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy forever. Sound good?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can you really do that?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I have to; he's my best friend, and you're seeing him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you...","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-no-no-no! Don't! Don't! See-see, you're getting me confused, I'm starting to urn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I-I think we have too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Bye.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bye. Are you still out there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasn't improved.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Electrifying. Emphatic time-time-time...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, there's a Starbucks about three blocks down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly 'cause he's done.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you guys-guys-guys...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, aren't you up next?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no, I'm not playing tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't follow Ross! It'd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, Ross sucks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, Phoebe you're... awful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You guys. You suck too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aww man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hang on buddy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I sure did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I just thought it'd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you're amazing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no. This is amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That's the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, y'know I'm 29. I mean who needs a savings account.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I'm gonna do that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You mean with Casey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-no-no, I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Or Casey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No-no, Kathy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Could be Casey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No. No, Kathy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Consider Casey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what I think? I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. How 'bout I fix you two up? What do you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross has just finished playing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don't want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I can't-I mean y'know I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just-I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Y'know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I... I won't play anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no. No-no-no, don't do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I kissed Kathy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Does Joey know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he'll understand this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You obviously haven't screwed over a lot of your friends. Which we all appreciate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, don't say that! Don't say that. That's not true. Is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I think maybe, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He loves you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then why didn't you tell me to do that?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! No, that's right. And I thought it was a really good idea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know, I remember that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I remember you did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"God!! What am I gonna do?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, Chandler, you're gonna have to tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Because you do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Samboucha Margarita?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is that a real thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's-it's about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you're timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, she broke up with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh uh, when?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that's why I let people watch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I've been better. But, I'm all right. So you like her huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, but I-I uh, don't have too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No-no-no, no it's uh, it's okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. You know why? 'Cause you came to me first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you're work cut out for you. 'Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she's into some other guy. So...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"See uh, that's-that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's me. I'm the other guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And what?! Did you sleep with her?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No! No! No! I just kissed her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?!! That's even worse!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"How is that worse?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't know! But it's the same!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry! But there's nothing I can do, I think I'm in love with her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Is that why you bought all this stuff?! Well, y'know what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there's a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I'm not gonna eat! You know why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Probably because...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Because it's all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And I'm not happy about you either. Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, he's lost it. He's totally lost it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you, thanks. Yeah, I lost it. Y'know, I'm not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, like I could lose it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I played bad on purpose guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah-no, just that last song.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, it's me. I know you can't stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone. All I...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The phone rings again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I'm...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The phone rings yet again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Stop callin'!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.","speaker":"Voice","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything...","speaker":"Voice","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look everyone, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So are things with you and Joey any better?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They couldn't be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You shouldn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there's the added mystery of who gets who.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who gets whom. I don't know why I do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We haven't eaten yet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready, I just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, 'cause I wanna trade for her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it's like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let's trade!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh that's not true! That's not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it... Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it... Her initials...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Op, y'know what though, it's kind've a girlie briefcase.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who cares? He works in a museum!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade if you want.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What is wrong with this freezer?! Ow! Ow!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"God, what happened?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"People are trying to sleep in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Open it up, let me see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what, I can't, it really kills.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well maybe you should put some ice on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ooh, God it looks bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"He's really picky about his patients.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Honey, you've got to go. What's his office number?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Like I remember his office number! Speed dial 7.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi! Yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. He's out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes! She's very excited about that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Cut to later, Phoebe is adding butter to something and Ross is watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"This is so cool, 'til Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef and I get to make all the decisions.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay, get out of my kitchen!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"All right I... I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but I'm already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh y'know what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Really?! Wow! That's-that's so nice, what are you gonna get me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I don't know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, you don't want to do that, then you're gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, that's not true! I've got her lots of stuff she never took back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Like?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"When was the last time you saw her wear it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Big dog?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Everything? Even the TV?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! I'm putting that in my room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don't you think you could at least hear the guy out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Five years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You've sentenced him?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, the guy's your best friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, who? Me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! I'm honored! And y'know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right. But if you weren't my best friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, is it really that bad?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I walk into a room and he won't even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Burke's office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'll be right with you. Okay? Thanks, Wendy.","speaker":"Doctor","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, so cute, that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The intercom buzzes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dr. Burke will see you know.","speaker":"Nurse","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.","speaker":"Nurse","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica looks at Rachel, who gives her the thumbs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I'm sorry! That- where are you going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"My folks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know at first I thought we could talk about this y'know, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I don't think I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that I'll stop seeing her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, it's not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I don't want to live with some one who doesn't know what it is to be a friend. So, I'll see ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! You did! And that's why I'm leaving.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The chick and the duck walk into the living room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right look, if you're not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! But if would've know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldn't have worried about it so much! See you around!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We've got a box.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Burke's office, Tim is examining Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was probably waiting for it to open.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I gotta tell you, you look great now.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You look great too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're an excellent patient!","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So how does it look?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you've got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Like a pirate?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If that helps you.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? Come on, one of us had to mention him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I moved back here a couple of months ago.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh. Big family dinner tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But we broke up.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"She-she wasn't ready for a serious commitment.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh. So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're not wearing the patch yet.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, It's closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"He's coming here for Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, it's sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why is it sick?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because it's Richard's son! It's like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I can see where I'd be your best shot but, no. I'm sorry, but I think it's twisted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's twisted?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me going out with Richard's son.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sounds like a really bad idea to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is he okay in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard's son, you'd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, livin' in a box!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So now, what exactly is the point of the box?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The meaning of the box is three fold. One , it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two , it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three , it hurts!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I just wanna check something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Now, we'll see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Air hole! Air hole!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well isn't it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What did you get?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Credit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! Hi, Tim.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hi, nice to meet you.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hi, Joey.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"My brother, Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"And Rachel. And that's Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"How do ya do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"What's...","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Umm, well, he's...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"He's doin' some thinkin'!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"What happened? What happened?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"You kissed my girlfriend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(A commercial for sunglasses comes on.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ooh, I like those sunglasses.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Like 'em, like 'em? Or, I'd like to get store credit for that amount like 'em?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(Swears in Italian, it's the same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"All right everybody, this turkey is ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Where can I wash up?","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Fancy soap? I thought we were savin' that for the Pope!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":59}
{"text":"See he's nice. Right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, \"That's not how your dad used to do it.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Wow! Everything looks great! Where should I sit?","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":62}
{"text":"I saved you a seat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Sick-sick-sick-sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":64}
{"text":"(There's a loud knocking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Oh, I'll get it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Gotcha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":67}
{"text":"That doesn't sound like thinking to me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Y'know I don't think you should be talking at all in there! I think you've got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Okay, okay, you got it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Ross, can you pass me the yams?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Sure! Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, we've got company.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":75}
{"text":"There's nothing the matter with me. See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Okay, fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":77}
{"text":"(an awkward silence follows)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":78}
{"text":"You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":79}
{"text":"All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesn't mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you're just an idiot in a box!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":80}
{"text":"You're right, and I'm sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won't say another word tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":81}
{"text":"So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":83}
{"text":"That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":84}
{"text":"(Rachel comes back carrying a shoe box.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Don't say that I have no sentiment! This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! This is from the museum from the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":86}
{"text":"I don't know what to say, I'm sorry. Though, you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":87}
{"text":"(Rachel glares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":88}
{"text":"[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Ooh, this always happens.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Here, let me help.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":92}
{"text":"You-you have a very beautiful... eye.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Y'know all my friends think this is weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Y'know I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isn't.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":95}
{"text":"I know! I mean it's like me and your dad, that's a totally separate thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Oh, I totally agree.","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":97}
{"text":"We're just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":98}
{"text":"(Tim leans in to kiss her. They stop, and when he tries to kiss her again, Monica pulls away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":99}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Nothing. Nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":101}
{"text":"No-no really, was-was that not okay?","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":102}
{"text":"No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Oh my God! It didn't remind you of...","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Don't say it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":105}
{"text":"No, but it did! Didn't it?!","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Oh man!!","speaker":"Timothy Burke","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":108}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":109}
{"text":"(They both shiver in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":110}
{"text":"[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. There's a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":111}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am...","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":115}
{"text":"That's okay. Chandler's the one I'm mad at.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Well, I'm still sorry. Is he here?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":117}
{"text":"In the box.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Oh, he-he can't talk right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Why not? What's going on?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":121}
{"text":"He's just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":122}
{"text":"By being in a box?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Joey, had reasons.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":124}
{"text":"They were threefold.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Oh. Well uh, you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm... Listen I don't wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I don't wanna be the cause of that. So, I don't think we can see each other anymore. I'm gonna go to my mom's in Chicago, I'm gonna stay there for awhile. I think this could've be something really amazing, but y'know this is probably for the best. Y'know? I'm gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":126}
{"text":"(She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Open the box!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":128}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":129}
{"text":"He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! Get out of there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":130}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna be fine! Get out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Yeah, you did some real good thinkin' in there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Man, this is...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":135}
{"text":"(Joey says something unintelligible and they hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Now go! 'Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from you're secret Santa!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":137}
{"text":"(After he's gone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":138}
{"text":"All right, who got Chandler? 'Cause I uh, need to trade.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":139}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, he sees her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, he's catching up to her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, she sees him! Oh, they're hugging!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He's taking her purse!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh, that's not them. I'm gonna go call the police.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, there they are!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They watch them making up and sigh)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, get a room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. It's an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on, no peeking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Our eyes are closed and we're about to cross the street. Very good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okayyyyy, open up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, it's for our catering business!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think I know that girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, umm, we're not gonna really keep it this way though.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, we're gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And also, we don't know what to do with this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I definitely know her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence... dozens of people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How could you say yes, what about our catering business?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, it's only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, in that case--Yay! That was me hopping on board.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but there's this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no, I don't think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nooo!! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Kathy's with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Dude, we are sooo gonna party!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Mike \"Gandolf\" Ganderson, only like the funest guy in the world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm gonna call and get off work tomorrow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm gonna call after you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Woooo!!!","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, why do you call him Gandolf?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Gandolf the wizard. Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, I had sex in high school.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. There's an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people all day and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you can't stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"God, I am so glad you don't have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldn't even consider applying.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really? Well, in that case...","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And that's I'm so glad... there's no problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's fine, actually I'm on the hiring committee, so there'll be at least one friendly face.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh! That's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-ho-ho! Yeah. I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don't you worry, I'm sure with your qualifications you won't need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I, umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Kidding! God, I feel wild today!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh man! I am so excited-I may vomit!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Will you calm down, he's just a human guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look you don't understand, Gandolf is amazing. Y'know you're never know what's gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's beautiful country up there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's not gonna be exactly like last time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa!","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa-wh-wh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I have an audition, but I'll definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Somewhere maybe along the equator?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello. It's Gandolf!!! So, are you in town? Oh, well, well maybe next time then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He's not gonna make it, he's stuck in Chicago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Stupid, useless Canadian money!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna the hiring committee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.","speaker":"Mr. Posner","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I notice that you've been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It's amazing how she gets it right almost every time!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yes, well there's the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, that's very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.","speaker":"Mr. Posner","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I realize that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And Rachel shouldn't have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I love working with designers!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"With them, under them, what's the difference? Eh, Rach?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! My first review is out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter, ohh, this used to keep me so warm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, look at my on the back page.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, okay! \"Would I go back to Allesandro's? Sure, but I'd have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head.\" Wow! You really laid into this place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, they don't pay me a penny a word to make friends.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Do you need me to go with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no, it's okay. But are we sure we don't want the waterbed?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Haven't we made this decision?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, all right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(The intercom buzzes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's Allesandro, from Allesandro's.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I want to talk to you about your review.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God. Call me on the phone!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why? So you could hang up on me?","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, I-I'm never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just give me a chance too...","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill!","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I couldn't eat it! I had five friends who couldn't eat it, and one of them eats books.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well our service is not grossly incompetent.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we do not!","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, that I'll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn't it. You're marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! I'm proud of that sauce, it's delicious.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Lebanon.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hand me those tomatoes, I'm gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How long is this gonna take? 'Cause I got another critic to go yell at.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I thought it went very well.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! It didn't! That's what I want to talk to you about. Now, just to brief you... I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel, please, don't make a scene.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"There's nobody here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sophie, get in here! You see! Now you're making Sophie uncomfortable!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's not making me uncomfortable.","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you want me to quit?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! What would make you think that?","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Y'know what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, and I will be gone by the end of the day! Well, I guess there's no use to me sticking around 'til the end of the day!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in it's drawer. If you must know the truth, I didn't want to lose a perfectly good assistant.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking...","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My drinking?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I must've said that after you left.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Said what? Exactly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That you enjoyed the occasional drink...ing binge.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If you're gonna get all sensitive about it! I don't want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? I'll make you an assistant buyer in this department.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Say more things like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'd need an expense account.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Done!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And an assistant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sophie, get in here!","speaker":"Joanna","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought you'd be out partying with Gandel-worf.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's Gandolf, and he's not coming.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So you've been sittin' around here all mornin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! I balanced my checkbook.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe he didn't come!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So what if he didn't come! We can still go out and party ourselves!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh-no, y'know with Gandolf we'd be out all night!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! We'd meet, we'd meet total strangers, and hang out with them!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, we could do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"There's other stuff too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We'll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's not like we don't know how to party!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah! All right? Let's go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!!!","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, those were seals, man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is entering, excited.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, the owner of Allesandro's came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!! You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but I'm soo happy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, you've waited soo long.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdale's?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, it would totally depend on her coloring and... You got the job!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You got the job?! Why didn't you tell me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, it's gonna be so great! I'm gonna get to help decide what we sell, I'm gonna have an office with walls and everything. I'm gonna have walls!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But we've only had one job.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like it's snowballing, y'know?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah! What are you saying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I got offered the head chef job at Allesandro's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's okay, 'cause y'know what? You don't really need me for the business.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're the cook! With out you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right. But umm, I-I-I'll pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"For what? I can't believe this! I gotta get out of here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Phoebe, wait a minute!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm an assistant buyer!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, so we'll get a little coffee, and get energized, and we'll head back out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, all right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, we're having fun, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We don't need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, we'll head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm kinda beat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Actually, me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank God! I'm exhausted!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you guys want coffees?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but uh, I don't want to be up too late, so uh, I'll have a decaf.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can't hear a word you're saying, my ears are ringing so bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, y'know? I used them as mittens, I didn't want to touch a thing in that last place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How sad are we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what? We're not sad, we're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore. Y'know? I'm 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah!","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah!","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"We're 29, we're not women.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the next day, Phoebe is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, here you are. Y'know, I'm-I'm glad you decided to hear me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, I'm hearing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or! A bakery delivery person.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I wa-I wa-I wa...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pizza?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, I've got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, I'm getting the feeling that you don't want to deliver.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. I'm guessing that if you don't want to deliver, you probably don't want to pick stuff up either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what, let's do the catering business.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?! Are you sure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Y'know what, it'd be, it'd be fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let's plan the wedding reception. Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. Y'know what, I want you to take the chef job.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. That's what you really want. Yeah, I don't want to be the reason you're unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don't want to be the reason I'm unhappy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Besides, it might be kinda fun to form the new A-Team.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joanna's office, carrying a box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my goodness! You haven't heard!","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Heard what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joanna passed away last night.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! How?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I didn't realize that she was so close.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before... it happened.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes-yes, just a few seconds and she'd still be with us-nothing about an assistant buyer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry. I have to go.","speaker":"Mrs. Lynch","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good morning!","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, Sophie, I guess you didn't hear about Joanna...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I sure did!","speaker":"Sophie","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's new kitchen, Allesandro is introducing her to her new employees.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, it's like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much we're gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.","speaker":"Allesandro","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, I just wanna say, uh that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... Are you gonna kill me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"15? Your personal best!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Where were you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(simultaneously)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, which museum?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, answer his.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Were you so late because you were burring this woman?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I'm getting back down 'cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she's like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? That joke would've killed in Albany.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Done! I did it! Heh, who's stupid now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, look at this! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, that paper's two weeks old.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can't believe I missed it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it'll be Valentine's Day, then my birthday, then bang!-before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! Y'know, I want a man!! I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big relationship, y'know, just like a fling would be great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?! I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, believe me, it's been a long time since I've been flung.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I know what I'm giving you for Christmas.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know what? There's some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! Wait a minute, it's been a long time that I've been single. How come you never offered this before?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I have a girlfriend, I'm-I'm happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Monica enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's wrong Mon?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this on my chef's hat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, maybe they meant to write, 'Quiet, bitch.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, honey! What's the matter? Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I mean they're trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I've been waiting for my whole life.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, wait a minute, you're the boss! Why don't you just yell at them? Or, fire them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I would love too, but I can't! I mean I just can't, you know that I'm not good at confrontation.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who's boss.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, Mon! I'm not doing anything, why don't you fire me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Good enough to get fired.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right, you're hired!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? Og-ee-op, I'm not asking for me, I'm... I mean... No, I'm-I'm not gay, I'm not asking you out. I'm not-I'm not-I'm not gay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't think you were gay. I do now.","speaker":"Drew","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I'm not looking for any thing serious.","speaker":"Drew","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?","speaker":"Mike","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, by the way, that is her full name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh wow! I'm free for her!","speaker":"Mike","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, wait a second! I didn't say I wasn't free!","speaker":"Drew","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, why don't we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?","speaker":"Mike","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hold on, y'know I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?","speaker":"Drew","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh well, that's uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.","speaker":"Mike","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I don't really know what that is, but let's!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is working on a new song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! You guys, I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes!","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, that's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But y'know umm, Rachel doesn't rhyme with draddle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know but it's so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All good, thanks. Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that's easier to rhyme?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Didn't your dad used to call you Pumpkin?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello, children!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Have I got the 50 guys for you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They're buying me drinks! They're giving me stuff! Knicks tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sure! Where are the seats?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wherever! I've got like 20!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, will I like any of these guys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what, I'm gonna uh, play the field just a little more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Guys are signing over their 401-K's to me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You work with robots!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes. Okay, there's this one guy, Patrick, I think you're gonna like him, he's really nice, he's funny, he's a swimmer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, I like swimmer's bodies!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Op, I like credit cards!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"See, I'm not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, so what does he do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Your company has a fine foods division?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's a big company, I don't-if you-I...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No! No, the robots just work for them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You want a problem? I'll give you a problem!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna fire me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You bet your ass, I'm gonna fire you! Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah! With who?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can't decide between the two of them. Y'know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she's a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y'know she's, well she's-she's just as pretty, I guess she's smart, she's not fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"If she's no fun, why do you want to date her at all?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y'know? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was-if she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn't kidding, she's not fun, she's stupid, and kind of a racist.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Damn!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Allesandro's, Monica is cooking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what happened to your fancy chef's jacket?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They baked it. I can't take this anymore. I'm gonna call a meeting tonight, I'm gonna fire you tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You got it! Oh-oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's still a tiny bit on fire there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks. I think you got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, like father, like son.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?! I-I thought you weren't looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, y'know, possibly. You didn't tell him that, though? Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ummmmmmmm, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don't tell the guy that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?! I'd be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get-oh I see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date-oh, he's so gonna get the wrong idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Allesandro's, Joey is eating some cheese.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. Listen uh, I'd prefer it if you didn't call me Joey. Since I don't know anyone here, I thought it'd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, dragon! Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday.","speaker":"A Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's like-there's like 300 bucks in this one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight's specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag-Why is nobody writing these down?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because we can remember them.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, sure, that too.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here's the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Can't hear you!","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No ma'am.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! He has a name, it's Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. We did the hat right?","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Allesandro's, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What the hell happened?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, \"Wow! It's been a long time since I had... 327 + 238 dollars!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey, we had a deal. That-that's why you're here! I've got to fire you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don't fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they'll start listening to all the nice things I've been saying about you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What kinda things have you been saying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, y'know, y'know what Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not Jewish, so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So! Ross doesn't really decorate his tree with floss, but you don't hear him complaining do you? God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Bad dream?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I wasn't sleeping.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe's song about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The one with the cat. I gotta go, I've got another date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, did you pick one yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought-it wasn't that funny. So I'm still torn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well look, you don't really like the one from uptown and you're too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you're done!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, you're right. Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Prague?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There's sooo much you don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I did! I absolutely did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You idiot!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sure you're right, but why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't tell a guy that you're looking for a serious relationship! You don't tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, man. I'm sorry, I'm so-so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know! I know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! See just I'm right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, y'know, you're-you're gonna meet somebody! You're a great catch! Y'know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, it doesn't matter. Hey, y'know what, I've got two tickets to tonight's Rangers game, you wanna come with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, actually it's a hockey team, so it's angry Canadians with no teeth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well that sounds fun too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Have you ever been with a woman?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So there is no good time to ask that question.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A train to Poughkeepsie, Ross is asleep against the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The next station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie!","speaker":"The Conductor","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross? Ross! Wake up! Ross! Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!","speaker":"The Woman From Poughkeepsie","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Allesandro's, Monica is cooking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I need more swordfish. Can you get me some more swordfish?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't speak English.","speaker":"Kitchen Worker","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You did a minute ago!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what to tell ya!","speaker":"Kitchen Worker","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I'm cold! And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You found that handle, did ya?","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's not funny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well that's not true.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef, and I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y'know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! Chef Geller! Y'know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You bet I do! I just ah, wasn't listening then, that's all.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well if you want a problem? I'll give you a problem!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you gonna do? You're gonna fire me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You bet your ass I'm gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! All right! Anybody else got a problem? How 'bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it's funny now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, it's really good.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Good! Now, take those salads to table 4, And you! Get the swordfish! And you! Get a haircut!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: The train, it's pulling into a station.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Last stop, Montreal. This stop is Montreal.","speaker":"The Conductor","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.","speaker":"Woman On Train","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We're at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?","speaker":"Woman On Train","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are we really in Montreal?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes we are. So, coffee?","speaker":"Woman On Train","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Coffee sounds great. Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, no. But it's just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.","speaker":"Woman On Train","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Allesandro's, Joey is coming back in with his coat on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well I guess I should've thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yep! Looks like it's gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Enough!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Lean-lean-lean!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap./Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap./Said all you need is to write them a song./They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along./No, don't sing along./Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah./Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross./And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!/And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!\"/Happy holidays, everybody!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! I can't believe my little brother is married!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh I know!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys, why didn't you tell me you were eloping?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Cause it just sorta happened, y'know we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, \"Hey! Y'know, we're here, having lunch let's get married!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, a year and a half ago I didn't even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. Okay. Okay. Stop it, don't. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhh, yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We've been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought we'd get a jump on things, y'know no one's getting any younger.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"See the thing is umm, we're not able to y'know, uh, conceive.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And we've tried everything, we've seen a bunch of doctors.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! Guess which job I got.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The gang is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you-you know what I meant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, you messed it up. You're stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So what job did you get Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, how can you be a tour guide, don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, not really. They give you all the information, it's uh, it's like memorizing a script. \"And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Great!! That's great!","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh actually Joey, it's the Cretasous period.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And! And, they're gonna have a baby! And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You're really thinking about having sex with your brother?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ewww! And \"Oh no!\" It's-they just want me to be the surrogate. It's her-it's her egg and her sperm, and I'm-I'm just the oven, it's totally their bun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What did you tell them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? I'm gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You're gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, like you're gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Pheebs, you're talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it's all for somebody else!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, what's your point?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, the stuff I just mentioned.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wow! I don't know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a...keeper.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"We just want you to think it through.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure, it's not mine anyway. It can with the pants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I am so jealous.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You guys are really right...there aren't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes. Right where?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"In the beginning where y'know it's all sex and talking and sex and talking and...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And the sex?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, we haven't had sex yet. Okay, what's the big deal? Y'know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler that is so nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That is really nice...lying! No way is that the reason!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why? Just because you're not mature enough to understand something like that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, he's right, I'm totally lying.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross makes an \"I was right, and you weren't face.\" And Rachel does Ross's little I'm-flicking-you-off-but-I'm-not-giving-you-the-finger banging of the fists.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Then what is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And you're afraid you won't be able to...fill his shoes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, and I was saying the actual words.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn't mean he's great in bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We share a wall! So either he's great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sweetie, with you it's gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, 'cause you-you guys are in love.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Just go for it Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, you should.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, you should, really.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Go on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right, all right, I'll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I'm just doing it for you guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Isn't the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic?","speaker":"Smart Kid","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, we have a large foot. Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. Everyone wave 'Hi' to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. Okay, moving right along. Come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe Sr.'s house, there's a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's open! Come in!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm late.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, that's okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! You really go all out when you're expecting company.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I was working on my pottery.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn't know that you did...pot.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, erotiery!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. I just-I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. Y'know...","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I really don't think it's a very good idea, Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, because you'd be giving up a baby, and I-I really don't-I don't know if there's anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm,","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don't-don't hurt the puppy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No-no-no, the-the puppy's yours.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I get a puppy!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I realise I don't have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, uhh... Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it's very important.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I mean, I know what I'm talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. I really shouldn't have given you the puppy first.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The museum's worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides. Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I'm-I'm saving this for my friend Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You mean Dr. Geller?","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Doctor? Wow! I didn't know he had a nickname.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, he won't sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, how-how come?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's just the way it is.","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's crazy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now... Peter! Hey, Peter! It's me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin' which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! See, he pretend he don't even here me!","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I-I think everybody's pretending they don't hear you. Anyway, look, I don't know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I'm telling you, he will sit in it! Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's okay, I'm cool over here. I'll catch up with you later, Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Another woman enters without a coat or blazer and tries to sit at the 'blue' table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Op, this is saved. Gift shop.","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, uh, I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's no big deal. Hey, y'know, you do what you gotta do. Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But hey, it's not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whatever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, Ross, really it's-it's no big deal. Y'know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can't be friends at work, then so be it. Y'know, hey I understand. Y'know? Hey, when I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you, right? So it's y'know, it's uh, it's cool. I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, when we're in the audience he doesn't talk to us, but he does wave.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, y'know what, I think it's time for puppy to go out again. Come on, let's go to the balcony.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, the street. Come on, let's go to the street. Ooh, listen, don't go onto the balcony until after I get back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, did you do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, yes, we had the sex.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-oh, it was bad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was fine, y'know? But she didn't agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, \"I see you point, I'm all right with it.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, it was the first time. Y'know, there's not always a lot of agreement the first time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y'know, I know where everything goes, it's always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, \"My God! Somebody's killing her in there!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rach, give me that pad, please? All right. Now...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, you don't have to draw an actual wo-whoa! She's hot!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two three, four , five, six, and seven!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There are seven?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Let me see that. Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's kind of an important one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, y'know-y'know what, I was looking at it upside down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, y'know, sometimes that helps.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That-that's bad?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Materhorn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well you might if it were anything like 7!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit 'em all, and you mix 'em up. You gotta keep them on their toes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oo, toes!! Well, for some people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, ...7.....7...7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7...!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dr. Geller, there's a seat over here.","speaker":"Older Scientist","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I'm having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. I'm having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he'll sit with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I will sit with you Dr. Geller.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y'know what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, \"My God why?!\" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. I'm Ross! I'm divorced, and I have a kid!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm Joey! I'm an actor! I don't know squat about dinosaurs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.","speaker":"Another Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, there you go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm Andrew, and I didn't pay for this pear.","speaker":"Older Scientist","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, good-good for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm Rhonda, and these aren't real!","speaker":"Tour Guide","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow, Rhonda.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm Scott.","speaker":"Another Scientist","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, Scott!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.","speaker":"Another Scientist","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My mom's gonna be here any minute. I can't do this, I can't give him up. Yes-no, I can. I don't want to. But I can. No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oo, I can't watch this, it's like Sophie's Choice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, I never saw that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, it was only okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, I can't do this. My mom was right. If I can't-if I can't give him up, then there's no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give 'em-a kidney!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so...","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, so we just thought we'd stop by and let you know there's still no pressure.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we're just gonna be right over there having coffee.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, who's this little guy?!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh! Ooh! Umm!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, he's so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You are so precious, I could just take you home.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, why don't you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, I'm really okay with this. Y'know why? 'Cause look at them, and I made that, so... I know it's gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it's gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. I wanna carry your baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You don't know what this means to us! Oh!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God, I think I'm gonna cry!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's gonna be so great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi! What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I'm gonna carry their baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But Phoebe...","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I-I-I understand all that, but it's just-that was my puppy.","speaker":"Phoebe Abbott","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It depends on who asked.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What if I asked?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, Mon, sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes. You're not asking are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes! Totally!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's 0-Dark:30, in other words it's really, really early. Everyone's asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What the hell is that?!! What the hell is that? Is that you? Ohhhhhhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Boy, you are really not a morning person.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"BACK OFF!!! Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler opens the door, finally.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What is that noise?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's the chick! She's...going through some changes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What kind of changes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well the vet seems to think that's she's becoming a rooster. We're getting a second opinion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I've been up since six. Thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right. I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now, how will they know if you're ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, they're just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay everyone, think thick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good-bye! Good luck!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi! Wish me luck!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, good luck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good luck. And I'm still right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That is sooo not true!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can check that for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I just-I can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well... we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, what's that about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And you... Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're good. These are not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Five.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"How many guesses do you get?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Six.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Challenge extended.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Deal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Challenge excepted.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, we'll start with...apples.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"We'll be starting with apples.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Stop that now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Ross reveals a bag of apples.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Diet soda.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Orange juice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No! There's no orange juice in there! We win!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ha-ha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"They have another guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay, well, we won that one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Okay, the last thing...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"No-no, not for like another two weeks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I got it! Scotch... tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"How did you know she would buy scotch tape?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, we used there's up last night making scary faces.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Aww, man!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Serious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Are you scared?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Ross will do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh sure, \"Ross will do it!\" It's not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Fine! We'll ask Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"No-no-no, I-I wanna play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[Scene: The Doctor's office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, okay, so what's now-go get, go get the eggs, put 'em in there.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, it'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Um-hmm, five actually.","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's it! 25 percent? That means that's it's like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, y'know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sweety, now, she's a woman, not a gumball machine.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, well y'know what, don't worry you guys, 'cause I'm-I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, we're kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoa!! That-okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. So, well okay, so is there-is maybe is there something that I can do y'know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! You guys really don't know anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! I know, it's such a huge, life-altering thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They all pause and think about it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The test is ready.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Yes!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It's All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. Okay, somebody call it this time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross flips the coin again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Tails!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's heads. Gentlemen, pick your category.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fears and Pet Peeves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Animals dressed as humans.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's correct. Ladies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Same category?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That is correct.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The Irish gig guy?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"His legs flail about as if independent of his body!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Gentlemen, you're pick.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's All Relative.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nana?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"She has a real name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Althea!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Althea?! What are you doing?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I took a shot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're shooting with Althea?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Althea is correct.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Nice shooting!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"We'll take Literature!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I knew that! Rachel! Use you're head!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Actually, it's Miss Chinandolor Bong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: The Doctor's office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I'm-I'm Phoebe Buffay, hi! I'm-I'm-I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we're doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you've been there! Umm, y'know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you're ready to have them take you home, so... Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I'm screaming, don't worry, that's what's supposed to happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Dr. Zane","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Good luck.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's All Relative!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You don't have to shout everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh. What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Viva Las Gaygas!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Unfortunately that is correct.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"The Girls","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event. The Lightning Round!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohhhh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we're gonna destroy you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh, wanna bet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"How about we play for more money, say 150?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"150 dollars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Say 200?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"200 dollars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're doing it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Monica, I don't want to lose 200 dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We won't. 300?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm just trying to spice it up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, so let's play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oooohh that's interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey, no way, that rooster's family!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Throw in the duck too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What do you have against the duck?! He doesn't make any noise!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, he gets the other one all riled up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look, we are not gonna...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Dah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"But if we win, we get your apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oooooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Deal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, only slightly later.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, betting the apartment, I don't know about this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why? Do you have the answers written on there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, let's do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, gentlemen, you're up first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins-stop it -now. What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Big fat goalie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Dangerous Liaisons.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Weekend at Bernie's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(They both confer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Everyday use.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Fancy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Guest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Fancy guest.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Two seconds...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uhh, 11!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"11, unbelievable 11 is correct. All right, that's 4 for the guys. Ladies, you're up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don't know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins...now! What is Joey's favorite food?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Sandwiches!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"14?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No, 19.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Maurice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Correct, his profession was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Space cowboy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(The girls are stumped)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"And processing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"He carries a briefcase.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce-transpondster!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"That's not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"YEAH!!! YES!!!","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I call Monica's room!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You can't just call Monica's room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, I'm sight of the room and I called it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that he's in sight of the room, and mouths damn!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Man, I feel like I'm coming down with something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. I bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are? I'll bet the apartment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey-ooh Pheebs, are they in there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, yeah, uh-huh, they're implanted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How do you feel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, freaked. 'Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alice's like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, but I bet it works.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?! How much?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh wow! You can tell this soon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! I can't believe you guys are actually think you're moving in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well believe it baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well I-I-I'm not moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You can't just ignore the bet! It's a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we would've made them get rid of the birds. Right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Noooo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it's all your fault.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I knew it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't care, I'm not going anywhere.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Cool, girl roommate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Phoebe comes in from the bathroom as Rachel sits down in disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Nope, not knocked up yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"It's only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this so, I'm just gonna y'know, lie it your chair, Y'know? Yeah, good, I'm let gravity y'know, do its jobs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandler's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl's apartment! That is a boy's apartment, it's dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It's-it's so pretty! And look, and it's-it's purple! And I'm telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'll take care of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"That's right! You do what the hand says!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"How did it go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I lost our mattresses.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"\"Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hi!","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh. Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Umm, it's a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Hey, don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"So umm, you feel like taking a test? There's only one question.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y'know just remember that it's still really early, okay so, if it says that I'm not pregnant, that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don't go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":61}
{"text":"(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Y'know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Hey, don't get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":64}
{"text":"That is not true. She did! She forced me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn't gotten the question wrong!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Well it stupid, unfair question!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Don't blame the questions!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Will you stop calling it your apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":70}
{"text":"But it is our apartment!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":71}
{"text":"No it's not!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(They all decay into massive bickering as Phoebe returns from the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":73}
{"text":"You guys! You guys! You're gonna have a baby! They're gonna have a baby!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":74}
{"text":"MY SISTER'S GONNA HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":75}
{"text":"(They all go over and hug Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Okay, but this can't be good for the baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":78}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't find garbage bags!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I think I saw some in here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at what's inside of it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What is it?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe we're living here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, they're both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?! What-what is it?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did you see the size of the closets?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe we live here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They both sit down on the chairs and put up the foot rest.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Awwwww!! Awwwwwww!!!","season":4,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy's play.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"People can hear you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The play starts.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! She looks great. Doesn't she?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Onstage there's a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We don't see what's going on, only hear it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Kathy's Co-Star","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is one good looking man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sooo, you've been doing this long?","speaker":"Kathy's Co-Star","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, you're my first. Put the money on the table.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Ooh, that's nice.","speaker":"Kathy's Co-Star","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is that an expensive blouse?","speaker":"Kathy's Co-Star","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"If you want it to be.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Kathy's co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandler's mouth is on the floor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Here's your girlfriend's button.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just......throw your purses at it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, are you out of a job?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That sounds great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There's gravy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that's your department now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey climbs up on the counter and starts looking at the top of the cabinets.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I think I left a donut up here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh! How was Kathy's play?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin' guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, it's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's a good idea for a business!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they're gonna go to their cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me. Y'know it'll be like, \"So where's your boyfriend, what's-his-name, Chester?\" And she'll go, \"No-no-no, it's Chandler.\" And he'll go, \"Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That-that is a good trick.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler, look they're actors. They're there to do a job, just 'cause they work together, doesn't mean they're gonna get together. I mean just 'cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They're not a couple!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh-okay, I get the game now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well okay, so then you're fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as it's hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. It's when the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look, you guys have been to every play I've ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Noooo!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know what, I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I know but...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, I'm there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You made pancakes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yep! Grab a plate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no, stay right there. Gettin' closer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, okay, but don't worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which I'm fairly certain are the same thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Listen also we're uh, we're watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, who's playing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The players.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Please, it's a relief is what it is, is what it is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel's new job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, I'm quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it! I'm telling you I'm quitting! That's it! I'm talking to my boss right now! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"In a moment, please, I'm in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(It's a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually it's Tate Donovan, so it's not like she's really testing her acting skills.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Joshua.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(He walks over to look and some clothes and Rachel quickly turns around and adjusts her bra, trying to show off her assets.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, at least that's a great suit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. So I need everything down to underwear, so if you're willing, I'm all yours.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rachel, you needed to speak to me?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-no, that wasn't me! Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. The selection of underwear we carry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh-oh, sorry, it's this way, it's this way.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's this way? Sorry.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Kathy's play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there's no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, let's not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Here she comes. Don't say a word, okay? Just be cool, don't be...y'know you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you guys!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, absolutely!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wasn't Nick funny when he couldn't get his match lit?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's a good play, isn't it?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler mumbles something, and Ross tells him to \"Come on.\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly you're having sex with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Clearly, I'm having sex with him?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, so let me just get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know you're up there every night, you're naked, touching, kissing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Acting! Chandler, this is my job! I'm-I'm playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, you can understand, given how we started.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, that is what happened, and I don't even see you denying this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'll tell you what, Chandler, why don't you call me when you grow up!","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel has a new doll.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. Oh! And he has the most beautiful name, I never realised it, Joshua! Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi-e!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, what do I smell?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know, it smells good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please, have some!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, yumm!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I've just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! The new Playboy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it's just something I picked up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Cookies and porn, you're the best mom ever!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, whatever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! This isn't take-out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I hate to eat and run, but...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, wait, please don't go! I've got porn for you too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't need it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"People are supposed to wanna hang out here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why? Honey, what is the big deal?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm the hostess! Not those guys! I'm always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"'Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But I'm-I'm done now. They've suffered enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"If you wanted to punish them, you should've just made them hang out here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, that's true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right then, when I'm done with this place, it's gonna be ten times better than that place!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, are we gonna trash that place?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Chandler comes back, obviously drunk, and trips over the steps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Steps! Slut! You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"So you were right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I confronted her, and she didn't deny it! I don't live here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Chandler, what did she say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Wait a minute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Come here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie's...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Beefsteak Charlie's?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yes! See you and I have always been like-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway. Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoops. Oh, hey, do you need help with that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nah, I got it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut to inside the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. It's just so frustrating!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you ask him out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, totally! That's such a turn-on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really? It doesn't seem desperate?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh-ooh, that's the turn-on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He just got a divorce right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So he's probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah but, I've never asked a guy out before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You've never asked a guy out?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. Have you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thousands of times!! That doesn't make me sound too good does it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't even know how I would go about it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, \"Hey, how you doin'?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, please!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know what, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna call him up, and I'm gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. How you doin'? Hi! Joshua? It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's. Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we- the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let's see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. You've done that a thousand times?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I've never done that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, you gotta give him something that he can't say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you're guaranteed he'll say yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?! You think that will work?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Absolutely! And if it doesn't, can I get the extra ticket?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachel's apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What the heck is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(They go open the door and reveal Monica being spun around on the floor polisher and getting the cord wrapped around her legs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did she call?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, maybe I should call her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Forget her, man! You don't need her, you don't need that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He's right, what she did was unforgivable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, yeah, but y'know, what-what if I was wrong?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How might you be wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well y'know, what if she didn't actually sleep with the guy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Dude, tell me she actually told you this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's all you're basing this on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel's new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too... Umm, who likes the Knicks-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What do you think?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. Yeah?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. Umm, so you like it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, thank you so much for all your help.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah-eah-ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks. Maybe I'll see in the spring, with the uh, y'know, for the uh, bathing suits.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh well, you don't want to do that now?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah, that's okay, thanks.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Anyway, hopefully, I'll see you around sometime.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Basketball!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested, just as a thank you for this week.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow! That would be great.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Mr. Waltham admires Joshua's butt as he leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Kathy's apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I'm sorry. Y'know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh wow. I really wish you'd call me.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but y'know I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? 'Cause we've had our first fight, and now we can move on. Y'know, I know for me- Nick's pants?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Kathy","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should've done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, for next time, what do you say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He didn't turn me down! He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, it's ready. Come on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just come.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They all go over to her apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is beautiful!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She has cleaned it, completely redecorated it, removed the carpet, and polished the floor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh did you-what did you-did you work for two days straight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Pretty much. So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, it looks the same.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You used to have carpet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? I'm just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I'm always the hostess.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Chandler returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How'd it go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"She is now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What are you saying?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm saying that she... is a devil woman! Y'know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don't hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"How? How is your fault?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Because, I-I should've called! Y'know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would've gone out with Nick, and they would've ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, if-if she thought they were on a break...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They all turn and glare at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr. Waltham comes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Will you call him?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes! I will! Absolutely! Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I'm glad. Rachel, I'd like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So now, what is this now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Guggly worm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Glow-pop giggly jammer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You make it so funny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey umm, what's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, Geller's got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! It's the classic struggle between man and- Someone knocked over a lamp.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's all right. Hey you guys, you know what's going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, \"Joey, what are you doing with your life?\" stuff. I can say, \"Well, I'm doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You don't have to stop having fun just because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. Well, except you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, I don't think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean it's only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweat pants, that's still Phase One. Y'know? I'll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's Phase Two?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Gettin' drunk and going to a strip club.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How does going to a strip club help him better?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Because there are naked ladies there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"There are naked ladies there too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Would you give me one minute!! Please.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is still dressing Joshua. He is trying on a pair of pants.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um-hmm. There we go. There it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! You know what I need?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Uhh, well let's see. You're about-well uh, this one is large. And this one-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Also large?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel! Could I have a moment?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from London-well Shropshire really but y'know-well she's about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if you'd like to keep her company this evening?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure. You got it. Great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, good.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Me, Fledermaus, great. I really-","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Gloves?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, I'll be right back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhh, actually y'know what, I kinda-I have to take off.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No! Nothing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I invested in this night-club and it's opening tonight, would you like to come?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah! That would be great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're into hardcore S&M right?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I-I guess-I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Kidding! I'm gonna get there early, but I'm going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, great, you betcha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I almost forget the tickets, didn't I?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I think you'll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh yay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, I can't believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on I'm never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Catch any big fish?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, you guys have no idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! God! Wow!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You stink!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you kidding?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how's he doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey buddy! How's it going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, I've got to go memorise my lines. Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh-oh, what's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, it's Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So... What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No! Help me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I can't! I have to work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is-I have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Y'know the \"Wouldn't it be great if she was my wife\" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, Chandler's still in Phase One, and Joey's that thing you smell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohh! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ohhhh, come on!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I think she's here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ohh, she's looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you can't see people through that little hole, can you? Hello!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Woman","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I'll be right there! Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought we've gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"All right, I'll do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Emily?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I'm Rachel Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Thank goodness.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"There's been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that I'm not free tonight. So...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Really?! Well, that's just lovely, isn't it? I must've missed your call, even though I didn't leave the flat all day.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh well, no I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no, that's not rude! It's perfectly in keeping with a trip that I've already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I-I-I think you look great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Good night, it was very nice to meet you all.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I'll get her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Please hurry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Don't you just love the way they talk?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It kicked! I think the baby kicked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh wait, Joey, you can't go like that! You stink!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don't have time! They're just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Run ten blocks, that'll help the smell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(He opens the door to reveal Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey-whoa, slow down. No, keep moving. Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So? How did it go with Joshua last night?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I didn't see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, \"I'm Rachel Greep! I'm Rachel Greep!\" and he let her right in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So you hit her in the face?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I can't believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Aww, Pheebs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honey, that's you're name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey! You're wearing pants!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's right! Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It's 9:30 in the morning!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"They got a breakfast buffet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hello. Oh, hey Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ooh, let me talk to him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh-oh, my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, can I just...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Shh!! Wait, what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"She's shhing me! It's my phone and she's shhing me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Shhh!! Please! What's he saying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"He's with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What? Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What? Who the hell is Emily- noooo!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"They're in Vermont!! How could this happen?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How-how did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe, she doesn't hit him all the time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldn't be miserable? I'm telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross! Come quickly! There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I've gotta go, there's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He had to go, there's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't get this! She was horrible!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I'm going to go stand over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why do you care so much anyway?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't care! All right, y'know what I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua that-y'know what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, y'know, would you just for once, not remember every...little...thing!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So y'know, uh, when's he getting back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"A couple of days.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know, I knew something like this was going to happen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What are you doing?! Chandler! You can't just go back a phase!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, look, why don't you just, why don't you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No you can't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is just arriving for his scene.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Joey Tribbiani! I'm here! I'm here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Calm down, we got time, we're running a little late.","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Just then, Charlton Heston walks out of his dressing room and starts eating a liquorice whip.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a liquorice whip!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, we loves 'em. I've never seen him with-","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You.","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You?","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no, it's uh, it's Heston.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There's no way he smells, he's the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The one with \"Heston\" on it.","speaker":"The A.D","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Interesting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isn't enjoying himself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I've got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No thanks, Mom!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, 'cause I'm pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.","speaker":"The Cigarette Smoking Guy","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ha-ha, it's not my baby, ha-ha-ha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(The dancer finishes and everyone claps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Very good, so good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call. I mean you'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on! Look where you are!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Remember, a virgin for me please.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh! And don't let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ahh, come on! Y'know what-y'know what, I think I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, if you think it will help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! That was a test! In a couple of hours I'm gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, I'm gonna get so drunk, I'm gonna wanna call Janice","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You should! How is she?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhh!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I think somebody needs another lap dance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston's dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello! Who's in there?","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How ya doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who in the hell are you?","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I guess you wouldn't believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, I'm an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I'm doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're in this picture?","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, I'm one of the cops that won't work with you 'cause you a lose cannon. Anyway, look, I'm really sorry, but I stink!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, right?","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Every actor at one time or another-opp! Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won't even watch himself.","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, you don't understand...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Listen to me!","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know one actor worth his salt that didn't say at one time or another, \"God, I stink!\" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes sir! Yes sir, I'm-I'm-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Take your pants.","speaker":"Charlton Heston","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, we did okay at the strip club, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe it! He still hasn't called.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who, Josh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, he doesn't like Josh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, well I'm gonna put my sweats back on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, y'know what, you were right, you were right. We really weren't great at being guys, but you know why? Because we're girls.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And do you know what girls are really good at?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Stripping!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, listening! Sit! Y'know, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, come on! What's going in on in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. And y'know, if you wanna cry, that's okay too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Come on! Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"They really were pretty, weren't they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. It'd, it'd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"See, I don't know, for me it would have to Chantal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, Chantal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I am totally picturing you with all those women!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's-that's not Phase Three.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, I'm there too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, are we all together? Like in a group?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Stop it! You're killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh! What is that? What is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Where I don't want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on, let me see that smile.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't wanna.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wanted to go to the strip club!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know, I know, but you're gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey-ooh so, how was Vermont?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Emily is...incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. Oh! And you! Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! You were so right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn't quite there. Y'know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joshua...guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda...y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But now! I'm there! I'm totally there! I'm-I'm finally where you are!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, thank goodness!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, no problem. I'm so glad I could help. Happy for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Happy for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, happy for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it's a dream sequence, this isn't cable.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right ladies, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna take off my clothes. You two, go get the oils. And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, \"Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I-I wanna be with her, I like her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, that's fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait, now, what am I doing again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Joshua, I'm here to pick up Rachel.","speaker":"The Cigarette Guy","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-no, that' not Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What do you want from me, I've never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, I'm sorry you can't stay, but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. What are you doing? All right, listen, I've got to wake up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler, there's a guy right over there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's a mailman! That's our mailman! Hi. How are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler, don't worry! This doesn't make you any less of a guy! That does! What am I sitting on? I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OH...MY...GAWD!!","speaker":"Woman","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, Nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Didn't it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know what it did! Nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something! How can you not care?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, here's another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure! It flushes it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Ah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Guess who we ran into today?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Janice?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Isn't this amazing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh well, I'm divorced.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhh, wow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And there it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I just came up to say, \"Hi!\" Hi! And you, sweetie, I'll see you tonight.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"B-bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye. I can't stand the woman!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?! I thought you were crazy about her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality-Well, they're all back! Y'know? And she's picked up like nine new ones!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So what are you doing bringing her here?! There's people here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Don't worry about it. I'm taking care of it tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, I don't have to break up with her this time. We're not involved! I'm going to do a pre-emptive strike! I'm going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. I'm tellin' ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, it's really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Help! Help!! Help! Help!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. Liam, Devon, this is Ross.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, mate.","speaker":"Devon","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How are ya man?","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? Help! Help!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So how are you? I've been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, I've been rather busy.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?","speaker":"Devon","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. I think you're right.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, Liam.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or something-or should I call it football?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We were playing rugby.","speaker":"Devon","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"In fact we're playing a game at the park tomorrow. You're welcome to play too if you want.","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross play rugby? I don't think so.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's ah, what's so funny about that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well I mean, you're American to start with. You don't even have rugby here.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776, either so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So good then! We'll see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!","speaker":"Devon","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Cheers!","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Cheers!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee. The Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup, spilling its contents.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh boy, I just love to sing!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, look at us! Who would've thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, we have to talk. I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know! And I'm just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I hear ya. But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no! Where to? Too Paris?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No! No! Not, Paris.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Janice:Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? Yemen. That's right, yes, I'm being transferred to Yemen!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"When?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know exactly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But I do know that it's some time tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Done?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don't work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I bet I stopped listening before you did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, you-you also could've used uh, lamps and then followed the light.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. I hear something! I hear something! Where is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's coming from Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, that's so freaky! Turn him off!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, just hold on a second. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don't know what the big deal is. I'm man enough to play this sport.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey there Ross!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Janice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know uh, you didn't really have to help me pack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didn't really leave me much choice. Did you?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey-hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I'm packing. Y'know I'm-I'm packing 'cause I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks for telling me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Janice runs into the bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm only going to pretend I'm moving to Yemen, it's the only way I can get rid off her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler! Come on, I'm gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space saver.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I do that 'cause it makes me look taller.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, Chandler, come on!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. Joey, trade lives with me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nope. Man look at this! Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, I can handle it! All right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's 'cause-'cause you're mom's dog kept-kept looking at me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That's called a scrum, okay? It's kinda like a huddle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ross! They're gonna kill you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, why are you doing this anyway?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, you should've seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he's like Joe Rugby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You're kidding! And he plays rugby?! That's so funny. Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I'm gonna show her how tough I really am!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, you are a tough guy. You're the toughest palaeontologist I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! It's not like he's...Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Look, don't worry about me. Okay? I'll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I'll uh, I'll be that guy right out of the circle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin' at him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Ross turns and wants to attack Rachel, but Joey stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy , and that guy . And that one-Dude! They're all huge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They don't look any bigger than me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm just going to say hi to the lads. All right?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(A player comes over and picks up a ball in front of Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The player stands up and smiles. Showing that he has no front teeth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa! I kinda liked it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I know what I have to do. I've got to go Red Ross. Y'know, Red Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I totally don't know what you're talking about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You'll see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it's his first time.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't say!","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Good luck, babe.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(The scrum forms and the game is underway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here! Ross! Come on!","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Ross walks over to the scrum, walks around a bit looking for a way to get into the scrum.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in!","speaker":"Liam","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross, urged on by his team-mates, jumps on top of the scrum and falls headfirst into the middle, leaving his feet sticking straight up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"JOEY!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You...are...not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He asked you out?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Saucy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are these?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Electrical plans for the building.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! If only more people knew.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know you, really didn't have to take me to the airport.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh please. Every moment is precious. Y'know? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't really seem to care too much that you're leaving.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, we're really not that close. Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"On no! No! It's not good-bye, I'm not leaving until you get on that plane.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Then I guess it's just, wait here then. Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"One ticket to Yemen?","speaker":"Ticket Counter Attendant","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry sir, I don't understand.","speaker":"Ticket Counter Attendant","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you travelling with a child?","speaker":"Ticket Counter Attendant","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. All right, y'know what, she's gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card, but what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we don't take library cards.","speaker":"Ticket Counter Attendant","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"American Express?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe they're doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No offence but, y'know sometimes it's hard to understand you, y'know with the accent, so...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The whistle blows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's just halftime, there's more of this.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross limps over all covered in mud.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks. I-I think I'm dying. I really do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, poor baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tell my son that I love him. Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, they are killing you out there!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's not true!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She's right! You have to stop!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What? No! No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Dude, if you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No. That's not what I'm saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"One swift kick and he'll back off.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right, bad ankle, got it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn't wear a cup.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And uh, Liam, Liam's got bad knees. You hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"But-but, Liam's on my team.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I don't care! You just get him!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"The Red Ross! Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What-what are-what are these?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they'd brighten up the place. They do don't you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no, no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third one, but this one doesn't have a hole underneath it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know that there's no hole there, I just really liked that picture.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a third hole.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Look at this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is connected to something!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't care! The wires have come loose in your head!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And did you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But it didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hello darling.","speaker":"Mrs. Chatracus","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, are you sure you don't want to go see a doctor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no! That-that'll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Y'know what? I'm buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, it's in my pocket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, not you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh, look, your eye's still popping out a little, I'm gonna go get some ice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You were amazing out there.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I kinda was, wasn't I?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was four and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You really enjoyed yourself didn't you?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose-I mean I-I'm not proud of it but, I really am. And it's all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think you've got concussion.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no, I'm serious. Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're welcome. I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's worth the pain. Y'know what, you know what? It's not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport, the flight to Yemen is being called.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.","speaker":"Ticket Counter Attendant","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I-I guess I gotta go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Well, I'll right you everyday. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! No! I wanna see you take-off.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I then guess I'm going to Yemen! I'm going to Yemen! When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. I've had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"See? I'm doing it. I am totally doing it. I lost it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is it hon?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I-I can't find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake-ooh! Cake! No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aww, honey I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"God! Ooh! What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom. Ooh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey sticks his head out of the shower curtain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is it the shampoo? It's guava.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh! Wait-wait! Is it my bologna sandwich?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can't eat meat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, wait-wait! Maybe it's a pickle?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Phoebe grimaces at the smell.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you writing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow and since I don't have the guts to ask him out, I'm going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you never go out of style-what did you throw away?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross and Emily enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, what have you guys been up too?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Without me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know how museums work in England but, here, you're not supposed to take stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. It's a joke.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Right, I've got to be off, I'll see ya. Buh-bye then.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah, she's-she's amazing. And-and she's so much fun. And! Y'know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. She's leaving in two days, I don't have to do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, she's got to go back to London. But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and that's it. Y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey that's what all my relationships are like.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hello! Hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, y'know? And I got nauseous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Maybe that's because soy-burgers suck!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Being pregnant is tough on your tummy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, here's that trench-coat that you wanted.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great! Wow! Yeah, it's comfortable.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no-no, they don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, that's because of a lot of...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know, they ruin it for everybody.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know, I wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, congratulations, so do you love her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, no, no, she's nice but, y'know, it just it made me realize that I'm just not, I'm just not ready to be dating, y'know?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Huh. Well, uh, that's uh, that's interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, it's just an anti-theft device.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Then uh, what's-what's this?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You need that, you need that too 'cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, what' going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it's actually for Joshua. Look, he said he's not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I aren't going to be here. All right? I mean, she's going to come by first to say good-bye, and then I've got a whole special evening planned. So I'm sorry, no party.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Awwww!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Surprise!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Surprise!!","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No one's ever thrown me a surprise party before!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, it was all Ross's idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're so sweet! And I'm so surprised!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You really didn't know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uhh, because I'm trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick he's looking over here, say something funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs hysterically.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What-what-what is so funny?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I said, \"Like what?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Now that's a thinker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what, y'know what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. Okay. Okay. Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Care for a cherry?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, no thanks.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No? Y'know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She tries to demonstrate this unique ability, but only succeeds in choking on it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You okay? You all right?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So we should probably get going soon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, but the party's only just getting started!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then y'know, then The Plaza for dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So why did you plan a party at the same time?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. It's usually, \"Surprise!\" And then, \"Oh my God, I'm so surprised-good-bye!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"But Ross, I'm such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Monica said that did she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"A little salami.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Pastrami.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oooh, yeah. You're a genius.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"You changed?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"And lucky means, more cleavage?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Does for me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the 'okay' symbol and walks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ohh, God! Look at him, he's so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"There was a seen in Footloose...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Flashdance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"She was a welder.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"What? Were you like in the movie, or... Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"It's not Christmas!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Or Spin the Bottle?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"He's not 11!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"What? You're leaving?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Yes, we have something we have to get to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Uhh, yeah, I think I'm going to take-off too.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"No! You guys can't leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"What big thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"So, Spin The Bottle works like this I spin the bottle, it lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. (She crawls over to where Gunther is sitting and sees the look of anticipation on Gunther's face and decides not to kiss him.) All right. Who wants to go first?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"I'll go.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Welcome to America.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"(Joey spins the bottle and it lands on Emily.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Two in a row! You've got to use your tongues now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Yay! Emily!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"What are the odds? What are the odds?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"(They both move to kiss again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Okay, that-that's enough! Y'know, let's, let's let someone else play.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"If you didn't want to play, why did you come to the party?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Okay, my turn!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on....wait for it....Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didn't you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"It's okay! It's okay! It kicked once, it'll kick again!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"(She crawls over to Joshua and kisses the back of his knee. He feels it and looks down, Rachel pretends she's knocking a bug off his leg.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Just a bug.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know it doesn't matter how much I'm craving it. Y'know why I'm never gonna eat meat? Because it's murder, cold blooded murder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He takes a bite out of the sandwich and as he does so, Phoebe attacks the other end and starts devouring the sandwich.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's a Phoebe on my sandwich!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right look, y'know how-y'know how when you're dating someone and you don't want to cheat on them, unless it's with someone really hot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, totally!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Feel better now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I'm gonna eat like, y'know millions of cows.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I eat a lot of meat right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, suppose until the baby's born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you'd just be eating my animals.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey, I can't believe you would do that for me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. There's no meat in beer, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But, we can't go now. It looks like Rachel's gonna put on a skit.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasn't working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I can't let-, actually I kinda want to see what happens.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Nice uh, costume.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! Ready! Okay! Gimme an 'E!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"E!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Gimme an 'M!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"M!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Gimme an 'I!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Gimme an 'L!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"L!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Gimme a 'Y!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Y!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What do you get? Emily!! Emil-Whoa!! Okay! So that's me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Are you all right?","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm just losing a tooth, it's no big deal. I have a dentist! Y'know. I'm gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. What do I do now? What do I do now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I think you're done.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, time to take off the bra.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Take the bra off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"All right, come on, let's go get your coat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(They both go to Chandler's bedroom to get his coat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Rachel is my girlfriend.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"So, this was uh, really fun.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Real fun. Y'know, this bra... Really, bothers me. Y'know, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, y'know what they'd say? Wanna hear some memories?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Need uh, need a little hand there.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"You really don't seem like you do. That's...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"(She is still yanking on the bra, but it is stuck in her sleeve. Finally, she gives up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Ughhhh!! Forget it! This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Well, what was supposed to happen?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Can you not look at me when I say this? I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Huh. Oh, boy! Uhh, I-I don't wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry, I thought you needed them!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Because I-I like you.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You like me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Yeah! I mean you're-you're beautiful and smart and sophisticated-a lot of this isn't based on tonight.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I can't believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no don't say but! No-no, but's never good! Let's just leave it at, you like me and I like you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay uh, however...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Oh, now see that's a fancy but.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":75}
{"text":"My marriage like just ended, and I'm really not ready to get into anything yet.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":76}
{"text":"But....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I, I just need a little time.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":79}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshua's gone so you and Emily are free to go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's okay. She's still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it's too late to do any of the things I had planned, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, I'm sorry. I completely ruined your evening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Helps a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, have a seat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didn't want it to end this way, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, maybe you didn't want it to end?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You seem to really like her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y'know no commitment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica's photo albums, I mean you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanks. What photo album was it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! Those weren't albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're a pathetic loser, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh-ho, yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(He does so, and immediately starts looking pathetic.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my gosh, Joshua!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All those things I said about not being ready...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"They're not true?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, they're-they're all true.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, I love that but.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(They move to kiss, but realise that Chandler is staring at them. Chandler urges them on.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You wanna go inside and have some coffee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay. Every time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oooh, what you got there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pastrami.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Y'know what goes good with that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hm-mm, corn beef.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but that's much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Six months.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not if I get there first.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhh, man!!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Treeger's snaking the shower drain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What in the name of hell?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe he found you flip-flop.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must've hit something on the remote.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do we pay for this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, we didn't even pay our cable bill-maybe this is how they punish us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill-free phone sex.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Like finding money with naked people on it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I'm sad.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why would he turn off the TV?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, y'know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no!","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We don't know what could make this go away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And no one touches the air around the TV!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well at least, I'm going to mute it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no!","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We still have porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Honey, what are you doing? That's too heavy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Give it here. Oh, God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y'know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Or a job where you don't have to carry a table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You mean like a doctor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Pheebs! You're blocking the porn! Look out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ohh! Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So uh, Emily just went to the airport.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Why didn't you take her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y'know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, cheer up! You're gonna see her again, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I, that's the thing, I don't know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, \"This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let's just enjoy...\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no-no, don't-don't do the accent. You've got to see her again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And why do you care so much?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You had fantasies about Emily?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! Y'know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you love her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We said it was only going to be two weeks, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You love her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What-what is love really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You're probably just gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. You're gonna call out her name and say, \"I love you!\" And she's gonna say, \"I love you, too!\" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I am a good kisser.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the baby's heartbeat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is that the heartbeat?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's it.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh wow! This is so cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why don't take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I'll hold onto your card, okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Three? You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Doctors are wrong all the time.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Definitely.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I'm going to have three full grown babies just walkin' around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it's gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually, giving birth to three babies isn't that different from giving birth to one.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What do you know?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-oh, Phoebe!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh! Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! So, how did it go at the doctors?","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh well, okay, hey, y'know how when you're umm, you're walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, \"Oh, that's nice?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, yeah well, good news, you're going to have three babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Three babies?","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I finally got my band!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're gonna have a big family, I've always wanted a big family!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God, I'm so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why would we be freaked?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no maybe 'cause it's harder to raise them, and the added expense, and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, back to happy. Back to happy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no-no, no, it's going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Y'know it'll-it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I've been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, Frank.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No you can't quit college! No! You're in college? Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, refrigerator college.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know when we found out we were going to have a baby, y'know I figured y'know like I should y'know have like a career-and I love refrigerators!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You can't give up on your dream.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it's okay. We're-we're gonna have three kids! And that's-that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is the boarding call for Flight 009.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You are so sweet.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's, that's, that's a big candy bar. I had the most amazing time with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, that' me. Here, have this. I'm only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I've been thinking, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. Thank you.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's no problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's that song? It has been in my head all day long.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's the theme from Good Will Humping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know who doesn't even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, he likes porn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel starts to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where ya going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How did it go with Frank and Alice?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you about, 'cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They don't really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And well, what did she say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, you're totally welcome! What'd she say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"She said, \"Thank you.\" I said, \"I love you.\" And she said, \"Thank you.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What do I do now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You play hard to get.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"She already lives in London.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Then you go to Tokyo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it's over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It is not over! You're over!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay. Good one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn't, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y'know just to she what's going on, and, and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Joey holds his fist up, and Chandler gives him two thumbs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Way to be strong, man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, so, why don't you just turn it off?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, good, you're hear! Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, what-what 'cha got there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh this, well I'm glad you asked. Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Ahh! Now, I know what you're thinking...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pregnant Woman Slays Four?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, you're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's the second part of your plan?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"My Saturn dealership.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom, he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call. He is awaken by the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, that-that, that's all right. Umm, I'm just glad you called.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross umm, there's something that I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She doesn't know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This isn't how it's supposed to go, there can't be another guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course there's another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not proving anything. Okay, I'm done listening to you. If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would've put my fist through the wall!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You put your fist through the wall?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You have to go to London!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, you have to go fight for her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. 'Cause you already told her you love her and she didn't say it back, then she called you and told you that there's another guy, so yeah, go to London that'll scare her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I made fun of his accent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You sat back and let him have her, you didn't fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don't let her go without a fight!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right. All right, I'm gonna do it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to London and I'm going to fight for her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, good luck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Ross starts to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross! Ross! If you're going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm telling it! I'm telling it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I've got?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A place where no one will ever get out alive?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Think about it, it's a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Relaxi-Taxi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The name was my favourite part!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, well I can up with it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That's not good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross in one of those British phone booths.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, because she hasn't come home yet. And she hasn't been home all night! She's obviously staying with that other guy, and I'm the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right. When is, when is the next flight out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"About four hours.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn't show up by then, then just come on home.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that's better than Relaxi Cab.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, it's not Relaxi Cab. It's Relaxicab, like taxicab.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, that is better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are we in London?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing here? You can't be here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've uh, I've come to talk to Ross.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She sets her bag down on the foosball table and Joey sees the Toblerone bar sticking out of it and gazes longingly at it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing. No, nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I was going to call him, but...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! I was right! I'm right, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'd really rather talk to him.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I uh, I've been to his apartment and he wasn't there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emily's apartment. We hear Emily's phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emily's answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross, are you there? Ross, I don't know if you can hear this but... I'm gonna talk anyway, uh, I'm in the States with you sister and your friends and it's all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you-Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I love you too! I'm, I'm gonna call you right now from the phone booth! You can't hear me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I wish I could know if you'd heard any of that. I suppose I've either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if you're listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose there's not much chance you did heard that, and there's the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. Hello.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross, I love you!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh! Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What, no, \"Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Noo! Nothing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what, we have to turn off the porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think you're right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Goes over and picks up the remote.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, ready?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"One.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Two.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Three.","speaker":"Both","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's kinda nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, that's kinda a relief.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You wanna see if we still have it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Chandler turns on the TV and...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"FREE PORN!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We have free porn here!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ha-ha. No, it's just I'm so pregnant that I-my guitar doesn't fit anymore. So I thought 'til I'm not, I'm just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen. Listen. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know! I know, and I've only been playing for like an hour!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Umm, actually, I came down to ask you a big favour.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, well, don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. No. No. Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wouldn't that be Frank the III?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Don't get me started. Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! That's so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You think about it.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatised?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh, it's time to go.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock's a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well that's ambitious.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, uh, you can ignore that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's Carol with your son!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhh, believe me when he's older, he'll understand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll be right there. Hello! Hello! Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, y'know, Susan's gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'm so excited, I've never been there.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, well, I'll show you around.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions...","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, there's tonnes of terrific stuff-I'll go with you!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ahh!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Ross accidentally, on purpose, bumps into Susan.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, he's fine. He's fine. It's just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesn't like me.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh come on! That's-that's... true.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book and found nothing! I want a name that's really like, y'know strong and confident, y'know? Like-like Exxon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I'm-I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with \"The.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey's your pal. Joey's your buddy. \"Where is everybody?\" \"Well, they're hanging out with Joey.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what, if you're gonna do that, if you're gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. Oh, come on! Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and he's very loveable, once you get to know him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh well, hey, Joey's loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he'll be there. And he'll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you're really hot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What do ya say? What do ya say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. But, all right, I don't-maybe I'll just name him The Hulk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it! That's what I wanted to name my kid!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sorry. I'm so exited! I've been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I'm making him a very fancy meal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What am I making him by the way?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you're making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I thought I was making him filet mignon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So uh, Emily called last night...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And now you're giving me the message!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they're going to the theatre together! They're going to dinner! They're going horseback riding!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"God, Susan is so fun!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for Like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was \"My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, they're going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y'know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful-didn't you see Personal Best?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, but I'm gonna!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi! Hi! You're crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I definitely. I don't like the name Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! No! I-I meant for the baby!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. What's wrong with Ross?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's just y'know that something like this would never to like The Hulk, y'know...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Actually that-that's not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found... Y'know, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriend's a lesbian.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, I decided I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Raymond Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Someone you didn't make up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, there are no famous Joey's. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, that guy really hurt us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it's like y'know, Chanoey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he'll never be President. There's never gonna be a President Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right look man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It's not even a name; it's barely even a word. Okay? It's kinda like chandelier, but it's not! All right? It's a stupid, stupid non-name!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow, you're, you're right. I have a horrible, horrible name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'm sorry man, I didn't-I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So I guess it's Joey then!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. Ahh. So, dig in!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hmmm!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh I know, my God, this is so-this rice is so-I am so good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Behind you?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. It's just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joey's door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut back to Rachel's date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All gone! So, farm birds, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it's-it's my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I would've told you about it, but I didn't know they would be here.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, all right.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(They both sit back down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. So, can I serve you a little of-What? What? What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nothing I uh, it's just that I know that they're still out there.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But, they're across the hall! I mean that's two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, that's-that's not funny. Uhh.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, y'know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y'know go to your apartment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, they're working on this week, it's a total mess. But uh, I'm staying at my parents' house, we could go there.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Your parents'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, they're out of town.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, it's this huge place, and-and it's got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah that works.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(He moves to kiss her, but stops when he hears the duck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"They-they-they can smell fear.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! How's Ben?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, \"No.\" I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, \"No.\" I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, \"No.\" So, he's sweeping.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Ben! Hey!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So umm, any word from Susan?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, yeah! She said she's having sooo much fun with Emily.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don't know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's too much fun?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, you are so paranoid!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Am I?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Am I?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y'know? Say-say they're coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they're laughing, y'know, someone innocently touches someone else... There's electricity, it's new. It's exciting. Are you telling me there isn't even the slightest possibility of something happening?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Maybe.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!! I didn't really believe it until you just said it!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joshua's parents' apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! This place is fabulous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, there's two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place must've been a real babe magnet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well, it would've been, but uh, my parents just moved here.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, here's an idea. Why don't uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah uh, it's down the hall and uh, second door to your left.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, hi, darling!","speaker":"Mrs. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, well we cut the trip short.","speaker":"Mrs. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"France sucks!","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, say no more!","speaker":"Mrs. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We'll just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and we'll be right out of you hair.","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, that-that would be great. So you didn't even get to Italy?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yep, sucks!","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know, I can do more than cook.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I like her. She sees smart.","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joshua's parents' apartment, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhh, Rachel, my parents...","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh! It's so nice to meet you. Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.","speaker":"Mrs. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not-that's-that's not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It's-it's, they're-they're wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's, so... And obviously in uh, in-in this case, I am going to report back, \"USA not ready.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe in L.A?","speaker":"Mrs. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There you go.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, have you kids eaten yet?","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, we were going to do that after-I mean umm, next.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, we're starving, why don't we all go get something to eat?","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, well... Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin' around the house.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So... We go eat.","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You'll wear that. We'll be eating, and of course, you'll be wearing that.","speaker":"Mr. Burgin","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe's book of names.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude, I am sorry about what I said!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, you're right, it is a ridiculous name!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's not that bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, you're just Bing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have no name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, Gene.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's Clint. It's Clint!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"See you later, Gene.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye, Gene.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's Clint! Clint!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's up with Gene?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, you wore your nightie to dinner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, it's all right. I got nice boobs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So! Poetry? Susan's gay! They're being gay together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Emily's straight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, wake up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow, Carol really messed you up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. All right, so I don't know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, I don't know what you're talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She's totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This totally makes sense!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It does not!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren't jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, all right, so up until '92-93 he was very trusting, then '94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Absolutely! Absolutely!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"This is so much fun!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This is not fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Look, all we're trying to say is, don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. The '92 Ross wouldn't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What-yeah-what, y'know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Drum roll.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nah, you're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're actually going through with this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women... So, as of 4 o'clock tomorrow, I'm either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact-yes, I'm, I'm sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I'm-I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna name the baby Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You wanna hug it out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They both hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yay-oh-yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh, uh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Bye, Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ha! Ha! Ha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nice luggage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was gonna say...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Susan and Emily get off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They both run and hug they're respective partners.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! I missed you.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I missed you too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, so did I.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They hug and give each other a little peck on the cheek.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No tongue.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning's here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here! The morning's here!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"HEY!! Do you have to do that? It's Saturday!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh come on! Morning's here! Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning's here! Morning is here-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica, you don't even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"See, this is a great apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Shut up! This place is a hole!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, blimey, I still can't believe you've got an earring!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Yep, it's a little gold loop.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He does that?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, I don't know, whatever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think it makes you look really dangerous.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I know. Y'know what, I never would've gotten this if it weren't for you. No really, when I'm with you I'm-I'm like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I love both of you!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I wish I didn't have to go.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Then don't. Stay here. Just don't go so soon to London, just one more day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, Ross, please!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"One more day, seriously/","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't do this to me, again. You'd know I'd stay here in a minute, but I'd really miss so much work, they'll fire me.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, then you can stay as long as you want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I wish I could.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no. Don't, don't, don't start packing. Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't think you understand packing. Look, I just don't want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You didn't!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No. No, I didn't. I didn't want to be that guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ho! Ho! Ho!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Your pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! You like 'em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nuh-uh! They're maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. See, these names are good, and these names are bad. Ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So-Hey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know! How are the-the-the-the, y'know-You're clothes aren't funny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uhh, a T-shirt that says, \"I don't belong here.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You have Knicks tickets?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, apparently, they're pretty good seats.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Do you guys want these?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah we do!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh, well you got 'em.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Both","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Just give us our apartment back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Boy! I didn't see that coming!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, what, do you think we're stupid?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You're not stupid. You're meaner than I thought.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What do you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Forget it! Okay, I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You're bachelor pad?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Have you even had a girl up here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, you do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good one.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Forget it! Okay, I'm not giving up the apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh come-look, when I was a kid my dad's company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasn't in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We don't make enough fun of you already?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You do know that Wham broke up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I like it, and Emily likes it, and that's what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh-no, don't try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Where is Emily?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ugh, she's saying good-bye to her uncle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Man, didn't she like just get here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah!! Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Easy tiger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, it's-it's so great. But at the same time I'm thinking, \"Well, I'm gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So what are you going to do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nothing! There's nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-she'd have to uh, move here. She should move here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I could ask her to live with me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Because you've only known her for six weeks! Okay, I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Look guys, when I'm with her it's-it's-it's like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And I love the milk! But, I'm not gonna some British girl to move in with me! Joey, you say things now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right look, Ross, he's right. Emily's great, she's great! But this way too soon, you're only gonna scare her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I don't want to do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No! You don't want to wreck it, you don't want to go to fast!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, no, you're right, I know, you're right, I'm not, I'm not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's too hard. Too hard!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right boys, last chance for the tickets!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Or I'll give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait-wait! Come on! Come on, let's trade! The timing's perfect, I just clogged the toilet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can't leave in the small apartment after we've lived here! Didn't you ever read Flowers for Algernon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes! Didn't you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didn't read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's the Knicks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Screw the Knicks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And the Knicks rule all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, the Knicks rule all!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. No. We're not gonna do that, y'know why? Because its not an even trade.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Done!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Let me finish.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm talking about a bet, winner takes all.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh, we could end up with nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Or you could end up with everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ooh, I like that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right, so what do you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, just do it!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Op, op, I'm convinced!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Come on man, you know I'd do it for you! Because, you're my best friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right, but you can't use that again for a whole year. I'm in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she's the only who's impartial, and she's so pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, ooh, ooh-oh, I have a game!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"This is great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What's the game?! What's the game?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, well, it doesn't have a name-oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn't have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"They're green?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Good! Good! Five points!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(They both rejoice; Chandler is totally confused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"All right, Joey, same question.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(He looks to Chandler, who doesn't have a clue.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Uhh, they're tall.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(Joey turns and is angry that Chandler didn't come up with the answer.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"That's not even a game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What? Shut up! We're winning!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Fine, let's do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh, I have cards!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Yeah! Here! Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Okay. Four.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"That's a low one!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay. Phoebe, you look, I can't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"What make you think I can?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Ace!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Why are you screaming and hugging?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Because we won our apartment back!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"(They all look to Phoebe to settle this.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"I don't know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! Ah-ha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Come on apartment! Come on apartment! Oh! I know queen is high!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Uh-huh, not as high as... It worked! King!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":76}
{"text":"But, we pick again! We pick again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Tickets please! That's courtside baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Seriously, good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":81}
{"text":"No they didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":82}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Move in with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say it's too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My job!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, so, you-you'll get a job here! I mean, I'm always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but it-it-it's my whole life-you come to England.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I can't. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I can't leave him. Isn't-you don't think there's any way?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, I don't think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future –and-and-and we were getting married or something.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh no, no, right I shouldn't have said married. Uh, please don't go freaky on me. I didn't mean it. Well, I didn't say it; I take it back!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, no, don't. Why don't we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why don't we what?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Get married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You are mad!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No! I'm not! It's-it's-it's perfect! I mean it's better than you just-just moving here, 'cause it's us together forever, and that's-that's what I want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We've only known each other for six weeks!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, who's-who's to say? Does that me we-we can't do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My parents are going to be really mad.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Is that-are you saying yes? Is that yes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They kiss and hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes! We're getting married?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We're getting married!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Come here, come here. Uh, ow! Emily, will you marry me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(He tries to put it on her finger.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ohh, it's a bit small.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It was.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Commerical Break","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Those were like the best seats ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Y'know, kinda like a peace offering.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's very nice. Plus, y'know they were free and they're too small.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He knocks on the girls' door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesn't even realise it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, want a beer? WHOA!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I KNOW!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Open up! Open up! Open up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We'll discuss it, in the morning!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What the hell is going on?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(It's Rachel's turn to open the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We took our apartment back!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We are switching back, right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, we're not! We're not leaving!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't want to move again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole-you stole it-our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They open the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Let us keep the apartment and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Totally worth it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That was one good minute!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Cut to the girls apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Men are such idiots.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"That's so funny to think if you'd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah, let-let-let's pretend that's not true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay, scarf's done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Come on! Come on. Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What-what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Uhh, okay, it's uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(The gang is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Umm, no.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"When, when did-how, how did you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I mean, we know it's a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"(Rachel slowly walks in from her bedroom. She is stunned speechless.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I heard. I think it's great! Ohh, I'm so happy for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"(Seeing Rachel's apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh, well, that's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I can't believe you're getting married!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Monica and Rachel made out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom, he is awoken by the singing guy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning's here! The morning's here!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey joins him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here!","speaker":"Both","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! You're back!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Get into gear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Breakfast is near!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The dark of night has disappeared!!","speaker":"Both","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll see you tomorrow morning!","speaker":"The Singing Man","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom, he is asleep and snoring loudly. Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? So uh, what do you do when you're not working here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You don't need to fill these silences.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, okay, thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler, that's like your fourth cup of coffee!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He's in a different room! He's really that loud?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you should here me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, I told ya, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a \"Quit being a baby and leave me alone\" clinic!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"They don't have those.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhh, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Next time you snore, I'm rolling ya over!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, all right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey starts humming Here Come the Bride.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, the Olympics.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Have you guys picked a date yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no, not yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I still cannot believe you're engaged! Just 'cause its happening so fast; not 'cause you're such a loser.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ugh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! I'm not doing them this time! I don't care if those dishes sit in the sink until they're all covered with-I'll do them when I get home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah-oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Already?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, but it didn't fit. Well, luckily there's a store here that has one left in her size, but I'm the groom, I'm not supposed to see the dress...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'll pick it up for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... Wah-pah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What's wah-pah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That's what I did. Wah-pah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You can't do anything!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she's actually doing the dishes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! It's you. Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So listen uh, I know you and I haven't really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know if you were getting married I'd feel, kinda..... y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but I'm okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, I just wanted to check.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, that's sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(He goes over to hug her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uhh, hang in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, no, I didn't mean, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I mean maybe you didn't hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn't realise that had become anything, yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has-yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh. Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y'know, emotionally, mentally, physically...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow, that's-that's-that's incredible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You are right there with Emily. And it's y'know, it's kinda like.... it's a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I gotta get to work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, y'know what would make me really happy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh yeah, no, what's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"If like the four of us could all y'know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily's coming into town this weekend, why don't you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That would be great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, all right, it's a date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hang in there. You hang in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Did you say something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, just singing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily's dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It's so beautiful!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, but y'know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"May I help you ladies?","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, what's the name, please?","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Emily Waltham.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes! I have it right here. Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am, aren't I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ms. Waltham?","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We're closing.","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And could I get my ring back?","speaker":"The Saleslady","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom, he's snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right buddy, time to roll over. No-no! No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. Uh, just a second!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no, let me in!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can you just hold on for one minute?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, you have to let me in right now!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you alone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I'm so tired!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's 6:00.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, well...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's, I think that's really cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There's nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua. Y'know, they're not gonna get married anyway!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous! I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they've done and they're call the whole thing off. I'm telling ya, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at there's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am... free!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"In a month?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You mean, you mean 30 days?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"From now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, that's great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it's going to be torn down, so... I mean, I-I know it's crazy, but everything up 'til now has been so crazy, and I don't know, this just feels right. Y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey! That's the day after I stop menstruating! This isn't mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Rachel.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's up? You're voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. See you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Sit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do I?","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y'know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, y'know if-if there was just like one little area where I-that I think we need-we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, yeah, right, y'know what? Yeah, you're right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if ......I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y'know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y'know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I know, it's-it's so, it's so totally like, \"Whoa! Can we do this?\" Y'know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don't you think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet and, and, and we've been on four days, so I'm thinking \"No, but thanks.\"","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"YOU IDIOT!!!!!","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Your name, please?","speaker":"Sleep Clinic Worker","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. Uh, sir?","speaker":"Sleep Clinic Worker","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes he did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alll right, we'll call you in a few minutes.","speaker":"Sleep Clinic Worker","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, she is. Wow! How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Chandler wakes him up, again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're coming on to the entire room! I'm Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm Marjorie.","speaker":"Woman","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Marjorie","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You mind if I...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, please.","speaker":"Marjorie","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(He sits down next to her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So uh, what are you in for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I talk in my sleep.","speaker":"Marjorie","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So why don't you give me your number?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, ready?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She turns around and throws the bouquet to Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I got it! Mine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay! My turn! My turn!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay! Okay, ready?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That was a terrible throw!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm not gonna right to you! That's not real!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look at me! My big concern is what's real?! Oh my God. We're really sad, aren't we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, I think we are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This isn't even my dress.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called, \"It's Not Too Late.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm changing out of this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"In like a half-hour?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, throw it straight this time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm getting married next!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I hate my regular clothes now! Y'know? I look down and-and I know that this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn't you start feeling silly?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you're such a cheater!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello! Little ones.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, how'd that happen?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Because I'm cooler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, seriously.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well she's, she's the kinda girl-Joey was unconscious.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey you guys! What's happening?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it's gonna help me not to snore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? 'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know I don't have too! It tastes good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Plus, you look cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Joey totally agrees with this statement and kicks his feet up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I just called Joshua...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, how did it go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married-I'm just going through a hard time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What did he say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, sweetie! Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe, but I don't think I even care. I don't think he's the one I'm sad about. Y'know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't think I'm handling it all that well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And I-I am just trying to figure out why.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Any luck?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, yeah, y'know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Again. Y'know what? I think we all did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernie's at 9 o'clock?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, see I-I don't know if we're gonna be hungry at three.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Three people. Joshua's not gonna be there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Noo. Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, apparently he scares easy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel, I'm-I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's okay. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you'd thought they would.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Come here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah! I got my girls.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(He leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what might cheer you up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Y'know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. Maybe someday, there will be.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh God! He's gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He can't see us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I'm not gonna marry Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Not after this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I gotta go.","speaker":"Joshua Burgin","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There's a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler's door, and starts to complain about the noise.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude! I am trying to sleep!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":20,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. Ross is getting married.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe is, making people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Everybody's doing stuff!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We could climb Mt. Everest!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no, not something stupid, something huge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why not?! I mean it's just, it's just climbing! It's just, it's just steep!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What-what's up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We're gonna climb Mt. Everest!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y'know you can die. And, you would die!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, well...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We could get that Everest video though.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we could do that without y'know risking our lives at all!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! Oh, y'know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, well...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So you guys'll stay here and hang out with me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeeeeahhhh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"But I'll tell you something. One of these days we're get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah we are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, he and Emily are addressing their invitations.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he's so cheap, he'd never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, they're fine.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If anyone asks, we'll just say Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure. Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't think I'd be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn't invite her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no-no, y'know I absolutely adore Rachel it's just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But it's absolutely your decision. More tea?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Earl Grey?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Ross's point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is complaining about Carol.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And I just want a million dollars!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi, sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They go to hug but Ross' umbrella opens. He sits, defeated again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I knew.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here-but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay... okay, maybe I will...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One With The Blackout.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"See, I see.... big passion in your future.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Ross, you're so great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Ross gets up, pleased with himself and starts to walk past Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's never gonna happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhh!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, yes, that's right...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, look at the little cat! Look at it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Ow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One With The East German Laundry Detergent.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Laundromat, Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Did you see that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I could not have done this without you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? I'm fine, I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One Where Ross Finds Out]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(She opens the door and they kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are arguing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean. if you don't get that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well neither do I!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is this about Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, it's not, it's not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, okay, fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yogart, or something..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. A break from us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One The Morning After]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do I know why we're rushing?","speaker":"Chloe","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's so great for you guys!","speaker":"Chloe","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Good luck, with your girlfriend.","speaker":"Chloe","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, you can, very much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ahhhh!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just get out! Now!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! All right! How was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Was she good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't answer that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it!! How was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She was...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Awful! Horrible!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She was not good. Not good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"She was nothing compared to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She, she was different.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ewwwww!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Cut to Living Room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Good different?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nobody likes change.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One With The Jellyfish.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, \"Once a cheater, always a cheater.\" Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: A mailbox, Ross is mailing the invitations. He throws a bunch into the mailbox, but pauses with Rachel's. And it starts another round of clips.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[The One With The Fake Party]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You seem to really like her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y'know no commitment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica's photo albums, I mean you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can't believe my brother's getting married! And in London! It's so romantic!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You're at the wedding, you have to cry, \"Handkerchief?\" \"No-no, I got my invitation.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oooh look! Isn't this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross's wedding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Noo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't worry man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm so jealous you're all going! I can't believe I never knew that you can't fly in your third trimester!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't know that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I never knew that either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I knew that! I sooo didn't know that, but you should see your faces.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey guys! What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Heyyy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We're hanging out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's this? Is this Ross's wedding invitation?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"See, maybe that's the one we should've actually hidden.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don't have to do that! I'm happy for him! I am! I really-I'm-I'm happ-I'll work on it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rach, you're gonna come though aren't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, honey, I don't know. I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"This isn't one of those uh, y'know \"If she doesn't come, we-we don't, we don't come?\" Right? Because I already bought my ticket...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren't there. Just say you'll think about it, okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, I'll think about it. Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachel's point of view.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[The first clip is from The One Where Rachel Finds Out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.","speaker":"Julie","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. Well you didn't hang up either.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She didn't hang up either...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One Where Ross Finds Out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat......I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross is checking his messages.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach, I got a message from you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're over me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohhhhhhhh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, ohh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":8}
{"text":"When, when were you... under me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[cut to later in the same scene]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OK, I need to lie down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One With The List.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":20,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":1}
{"text":"He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really. It's always been you, Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, god.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohhh.","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":21,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The Auditorium, Ross and Rachel are about to... you know.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One The Morning After.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":22,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":23,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":23,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":23,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":23,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One At The Beach.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":23,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The beachhouse, Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You still love me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Noo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Noo! Maybe! I, I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I just, I feel, I-I just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[The next clip is from The One With The Jellyfish.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":24,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":2}
{"text":"FINE BY ME!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I KNEW IT!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[cut back to the present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":25,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is deciding on whether or not to go to the wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":26,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":26,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah we do. C'mon.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, dad, turn it off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It is off. Right Ross?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":17}
{"text":"If you're not going then I don't want to go either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[cut to later]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":22}
{"text":"OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":23}
{"text":"C'mon kid, let's go.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ahh, are you hadsome.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Let's show 'em.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining-Oh no.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Bye.","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can't believe you did that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":33}
{"text":"See, he's her lobster.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Nooooo. You're really not going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah. It's just gonna be too hard. Y'know? I mean, it's Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y'know it's just, it's for the best, y'know it is, it's... Y'know, plus, somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe! Y'know she's gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":37}
{"text":"You don't have a car. And your license expired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I know. Yeah, see, there's so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":27,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! \"It's almost as good as being there.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's better! You can't go to a museum in your underwear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, You could, but... probably just the one time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":21,"scene":28,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's like the tenth time I've peed since I've been here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's also like the tenth time you told us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, oh I'm sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, it's a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! I'm so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, 'cause-Oh! I'm pregnant!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, did...you want a cookie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you so much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I haven't really had any yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica, Joey, and Chandler all shake their heads.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, here's the ring.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I sort've already asked Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, I figured you'd understand. I mean, I-I've known him a lot longer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on Ross! Look, I-I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You can be the best man when I get married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'll never get to be a best man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, you-yeah, of course you get to be my best man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What about me?! You-you just said I could!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't believe you're not picking me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm not even... I'm not even...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Fine, y'know what, that's it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes! Shame about you man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Stop it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"One of the babies is kicking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I thought that was a good thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's not kicking me, it's kicking one of the other babies. Oh ! Don't make me come in there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why do you need it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, we're having a big party tomorrow night. Later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nooo, later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hormones!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you're having a party and we're not invited?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, it's Ross's bachelor party.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sooo?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you bachelors?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you strippers?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Then you're not invited.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right fine! You're not invited to the party we're gonna have either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh-whoa, what party?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"The baby shower for Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I don't want to do! Later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can't believe I'm gonna have a party! This is so great! A party! Yay!! I don't know why.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is what I've got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great. Great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I've got you, me, and Chandler and I'm gonna invite Gunther 'cause, well, we've been talking about this pretty loud.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'll be there.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right-oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I'd really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Tell ya what, let's not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay! We'll need a six-pack of Zima.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey guys, what are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, see, I don't think it's gonna that difficult considering this one won't be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for the Hut; I'm too good for the Hut.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, see ya later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"See ya. Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"He just said, \"No strippers.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I chose not to hear that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! Can you believe they make these for little people?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Little village people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sweet!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh. Except, Phoebe's not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because she's not gonna get to keep the babies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she's always wanted!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, she's gonna love that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe's baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isn't happy about it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can't use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what's my next present?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't have anything.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross's bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey listen man, about the stripper...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good call!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I've decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's my last name?","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Central Perk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks for not marrying Rachel.","speaker":"Gunther","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther don't-don't forget your shirt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey-hey, what are those?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, little party favours, check it out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh-oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, so is the position of the bride.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. Thanks Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, hey, don't forget your shirt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, hey, museum geeks, party's over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent's basement. All right. Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow, I didn't know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. Hardly move. Be white.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin' ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom, it's the middle of the night, he's waking up and discovers he's alone in bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, stripper!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it's continued from earlier. Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The ring is gone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this-Ah-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! You're the worst best man ever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude, this isn't funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everything's cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone and the ring is gone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You slept with the stripper?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Of course!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I-I wanted to apologise if I-y'know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y'know it's just the hormones, y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No we...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hormones.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...hormones, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. That's great. So how-how are things going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good. Y'know-no-no, okay, it's-it feels like everything's been about me lately, so what's happening with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Ross's wedding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It just might be too hard, given the history and all that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, h-how is this like that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, let's see, it's not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y'know a bunch of y'know high school crap that nobody really gives y'know...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm-I'm sorry, I just thought that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alrighty, here come the water works.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh! I don't know what I'm going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they don't care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn't an emergency, then what is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Y'know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that's nice!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you might say, it's a magic ring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, the stripper stole it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I think it all started when you said, \"Hey Joey, why don't you be my best man.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right-all right, fine! I-I'm gonna call the cops!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Dude, I screwed up, you don't have to turn me in!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Not on you! On the stripper!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they're gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, well, we'll call the company that sent her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I did that too! They wouldn't give me her real name or her number. They said, \"If I bothered them again they'd call the police.\" I said, \"If you talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there's nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, that sounds like fun, but we've got a ring to find!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here's your tea Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's so good. Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm so glad you liked it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?! She made the tea!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait, you can't have the baby here! I mean I haven't sterilised it since the guys moved out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. It's okay. We're gonna be okay. Y'know what? It's okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. It's all right; it's probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Rachel, get the book! The book!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"The Bible?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won't recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I'll be uh, Mr. Wong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Diverse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did anybody call for security?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You be cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? Hey, Joey?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Way to be cool, man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's he talking about?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"The Guys","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I don't need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?","speaker":"The Stripper","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Marry me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn't take it, and I didn't take it; and you didn't take it, then who did? Shh! We're trying to think!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is recovering from her false labour.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I still don't get how you know when it's false labour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, do you see any babies?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How do you feel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I guess. I mean... I don't know, it's just, I guess I know it's going to be over soon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, isn't that a good thing? You said you were sick of this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know. It's just y'know usually when you're, when you're done with the pregnant thing, y'know, then you get to do the mom thing. I'm gonna be y'know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Some moms do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay that's even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, it's just that now that they're in me it's like, it's like I know them y'know, I mean-I mean, it's just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aww, sweetie, but it's not like you're not gonna have anything. You're gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that's even better.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, really. Really, Pheebs, you're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they're bad, y'know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down. Y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean, you're the one they're gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And y'know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They are gonna love me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks you guys! Again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, sweetie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're the best. Thanks. Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?!","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Just kidding. Ahh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Got cha again, you guys are so easy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"If anything should happen to him...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey! The vet said it's a simple procedure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So! Things can go wrong! You don't know! What if he doesn't make it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He will, Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but what if he doesn't? He's such a good duck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys' memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then it's Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then it's Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls' apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and it's concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping it's wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm so worried about him, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Somebody lose a ring?","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"H-h-h-how's the duck?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He's doing just fine, he's resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, that's all right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, it's not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, come on, it's not your fault.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, it is! You wouldn't have lost the ring, right? Y'know what, Ross you were right from the start, he should be your best man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, you should.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Now, don't argue with me...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my... I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I gotta go check something over here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What a baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Total wuss!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What do you got there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Condoms, dude!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How come the writing is in Spanish?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't read my condoms!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cut to the girls' apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Passport, check! Camera, check! Traveller's cheques, check!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who are you saying \"check\" too?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Myself. Y'know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! My mom does it, I never realised it was weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! Are you ready yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yep! You got the tickets?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh! Got 'em right here, check!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to the guys' apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's all London, baby! Here we go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You got your passport?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesn't know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohh!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"There it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, okay, but Rachel's gonna be here too, can't I just ask her this stuff?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, give that a try!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right! Let's do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Woo-hoo!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, cheerie-o!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"London baby!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, 'cause that's not gonna get annoying.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"London baby!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? I was wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, we're all here! I guess we should get going!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don't-can't get up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I'll-I'll come hug you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, have a great wedding!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it's on the counter in your apartment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So, we're off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Have fun!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thanks! Ugh, I can't believe you're not gonna be there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So-so come! Why don't you come?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"To London! Come to London. Please? It'll mean so much to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I gotta work, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Why-why can't you take a couple of days off?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Because, I can't! Ross, I told you, no. I can't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"This is my wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right, y'know what? We really are late! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Chandler kneels down with his arms spread waiting for his hug.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"All right, let's go! Bye, Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Bye, Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(They all start out, Rachel gives each one a kiss, and says \"bye.\" In the hall, Joey says...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"London baby!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves it's entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on! Do something!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am, I'm ignoring you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, here! I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, what the hell is that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I got it! Here we go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Listen-listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shhh! Man, you made me lose it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Thames, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they're gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and that was all before 10 o'clock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there aren't any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. We're not gonna be...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, honey, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, up yours too!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, that's not what it means?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No! That's-that's time-out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chicken Kiev?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Um-hmm! Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella. But of course with salmon you'd have to worry about the chickenella... So, I can't wait to see this place you're getting married!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I still can't believe they're tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you'll ever see. I mean it's over... Oh my God!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. Oh.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's all right! Everything's gonna be all right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How's it gonna be all right?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh-huh, I see that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"They tore it down a few days early.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey are sitting on the top floor on one of the red coaches in London that doesn't have a roof. Joey is very enthusiastic and is pointing at all the different sights. Chandler is really embarrassed and tries to make him stop. Afterwards, Joey tries to film Chandler with his video camera, and Chandler obviously hates this. Then, Joey falls asleep, and Chandler tries to take the video camera away from him. However, Joey is holding onto it (in his sleep) and won't let it go. Chandler pulls until Joey lets it go, causing Chandler to fall out of his seat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Westminster Abbey, Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I've ever seen. Hey! Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think it's great. It's great. Y'know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? To what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"To Put the Camera Away!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Man, you are Westminster Crabby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: A bridal shop somewhere in London. Monica is trying on her red bridesmaid dress, and Emily is watching. A dressmaker is working on Monica's dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Don't worry. You'll find some place to get married.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The dressmaker puts a pin in the dress, but accidentally pricks Monica with it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oowww!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry. Lucky this dress is red!","speaker":"Dressmaker","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We can't find another place. Then we can't have the wedding! I've ordered chicken and salad and-and cake for 150. What should be the most wonderful day of my life is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're gonna find a place. But even if - God forbid - you didn't.. So you postpone the wedding. Is that really so bad? I mean, think about it. You could take all the time you needed to get everything that you want. You could have tulips, you could have salmon.... Mmmmm... Salmon!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world... Oh, thank you!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But either way... You're gonna get married, you're gonna be happy, my mom's gonna like you better than me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, god... She's told you that already, didn't she?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, honey! Don't get up! What do you need?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, no. Oh, nothing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I have a wedgie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, that is all you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So-so, what do you want for lunch?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. I guess we have to eat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. What's the matter?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn't have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eh, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Still in love with?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm not in love with Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, I'm going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y'know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him. Y'know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my-why didn't you tell me?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We thought you knew!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You all know? Does Ross know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no, Ross doesn't know anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, \"Hey, you like things clean.\" Or, y'know, \"Hey, Joey, you're gay.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Rachel stares at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, please! She's always got a broom in her hand!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: A park in London, Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, what are you guys in the market for? We've got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...","speaker":"The Vendor","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I don't have to buy that, \"I'm with stupid\" T-shirt anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I like it. Here you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I embarrass you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He's just jealous. You'll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!","speaker":"The Vendor","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They're all tourists.","speaker":"The Vendor","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y'know, you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah? If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good choice.","speaker":"The Vendor","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(A man walks up to Joey and stares at Chandler and the flower stand. Joey turns around to introduce himself.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Joey shakes his hand. The man looks at him and his hat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The hotel, Ross's room, Emily is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we'll be able to find a new place for the wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We don't have to.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She said what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She said, \"If I'm not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it.\"","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister's teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? This isn't right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I realise that people are going to be disappointed. But, I'm sure they'll come back when we can do it right.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Don't you point your pants at me! We have no choice! Anywhere that's half-decent would've be booked months ago, Ross don't you understand? This is our wedding I'm talking about.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So what are you saying? It's now or never?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. I'm saying it's now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Or?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There's no 'or' in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's not the pants. It's you that is backwards. And if, and if you don't understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn't get married at all!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Manhattan does not have enough stores.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I think I can help you get over him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You can?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And a small piece of chocolate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And a glass of tepid water.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn't feel like getting up. Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he's such a great guy. Here. Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross okay and imagine that you're kissing him. And you're-you're running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it's some kind of grease, it's-uck! Hah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y'know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh, aversion therapy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So uh, now look at the picture...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, and umm...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, how do you feel now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, I like you less!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's hotel room. Chandler is trying to kick his shoe into a trash can that is standing on the TV. He can't do it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, this is just as boring in England.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey returns, still wearing his hat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no, y'know what? I really shouldn't have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn't cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Noo!! I've had the best day ever! Dude, check this out! Now, I'm gonna fastforward past the part with you, 'cause it is boring.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sh-shh-shh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, so umm, what's your friend's name?","speaker":"Fergie","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi Chandler!","speaker":"Fergie","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's... That's was...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's Fergie baby!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey says you don't really like his hat, but I think it's kinda dashing.","speaker":"Fergie","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, I hear you're single now...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, ummm, I don't like the hat that much.","speaker":"Fergie","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How did you? How? How?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I'm in my map and-and... Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, I did! And you are welcome!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'm gonna go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wait up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey-hey, since you're the 'fix-it' lady, here's a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn't want to have the wedding at all?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"She said that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I don't know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my God. You're even dumber than I am!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I don't know. A month?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That's what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake , with the little people on top. Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Sometimes we were.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"That was pretty intense huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah. Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I hope he did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is on the couch, and Rachel is sitting on the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh! I thought of a good flaw! Ross pops his gum!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, right! Wait a minute, I do that too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the-that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn't care if he looks like you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Kinda, but I've just been having way too much fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So you're not homesick yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, the seven of us miss you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Who's seven?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ahh, the babies miss me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe's door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh, the pizza guy's here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What? You ordered pizza without me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah. But y'know we were thinking about you, y'know we ordered the Joey Special.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Two pizzas?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wait, well, where did you get it from?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Phoebe has already hung up, leaving Joey in the dark. So Joey decides to watch some TV and turns on a rerun of Cheers, with the theme song playing. At first, he's happy, but as the song progresses Joey gets depressed and homesick.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Emily's planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You'll see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y'know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And the musicians, look, they can go over here , okay? And the chairs can face this way , and... You go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But-but, if you don't love this, we'll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it's fine, whatever you want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's perfect.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And, I don't know, if it starts to rain...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well then we'll get wet.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh. And I don't even have a date.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is in her bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you remember where the duck food is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because I'm going to London.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! What do you mean you're going to London?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don't have those babies until I get back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But what about all the \"finding-his-flaws\" stuff we've been doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, that didn't work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I-Rachel, you can't go! Ross loves Emily!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's not why you're going! You're going because you hope he's gonna say, \"Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh-Do you think he will?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! Because he's in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y'know, it's too late! You missed you're chance! I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard, it's over.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, \"I do.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I do! I do! I do! I do! Ugh, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The Waltham Residence.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily's Parents' house.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you saying?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now, let us try that again, shall we?","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(The housekeeper hangs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Ooh! Oh my god!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The Waltham Residence.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello. This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it's not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and it's not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No no no, I'll be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm afraid, I'm not at liberty to divulge that information.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don't give me that number then I'm going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hangs up.","speaker":"Housekeeper","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. Mom. Dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Judy, the kids..","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Jack, that's what they call the subway.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, I thought that you....","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, here comes my dad and stepmum. Mister and Misses Geller, this is Steven and Andrea Waltham.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. Darling it's the Gellers. Darling, it's the Gellers. She's very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sorry, what?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's the Gellers!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well there's one and there's another .","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Lovely to meet you.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, we're happy to do it.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw .","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ha ha, a joke that's funny in all countries.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sir?","speaker":"Waiter","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's in it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Goat cheese, water chestnuts, and panchetta.","speaker":"Waiter","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's not food...No, I don't, no... Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, it's been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Your different here too. Your mean in England.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What the hell!!!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"what's up, Dad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This bill for my half of the wedding. it's insane.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. I'm paying to remodel this guys house. I'm going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Dad, dad, please. Look I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh, Jack.... Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And I'm going to go get drunk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: John F. Kennedy International Airport, Rachel is running to the ticket counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's one leaving in thirty minutes.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And I do have one seat left.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh.. How about 600?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How about 600 and these earrings?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They prefer it if I don't barter.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, I just don't think I have enough left on my credit card.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well you can split it with another credit card.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh, okay, how about five. Ohh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm just going to need to see your passport.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, you know what? I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams' table discussing the bill.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I go back there with lawn ornaments, he's going to laugh in my face.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is ridiculous. I mean we had an agreement. Will you say something, Steven?! Please!!!","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't take that tone with me. All-all right you can.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is dialling the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bye, Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast. <font color=\"#0000ff\">He clinks his glass, but the napkin is still in the glass. Needless to say, it sounds weird. He takes out the napkin and clinks his glass again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'd like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. And I thought things were going to work out for him.. Until the day he over inflated her. Ohh, Dear God..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, Waltham Interiors.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross's sister Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who is this?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. I'm one of Ross's best friends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Where did you get this number?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I got it from your maid. She's a bitch, but I wore her down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, if you're one of Ross's best friends, why aren't you here?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, um, I can't fly. I'm having my brother's babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, am I on the radio?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It's very very important.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I'm bored with you now. I'm going to cut you off.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh! Okay, I'm going to have to kick her ass too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And I'm sure we're all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. But not as much as I love America. Could we please..go home now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(One of the bridesmaids, Felicity, puts her arm around Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.","speaker":"Felicity","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I was laughing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Out loud?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So how are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"My mother's driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I'm happy. I'm not going to let anything spoil that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.","speaker":"Drunk Man","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, thanks, we like him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him.","speaker":"Drunk Man","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross and Emily's parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There's no way in hell, I'm paying for it.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All-right fine, but I just want to say, I'm not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it weren't for us, cheap little man.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler's trying to console Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The guy was hammered, okay? There's no way, you look like Ross's mother.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Then why would he say it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because he's crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, my mother's right. I'm never going to get married.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn't want you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh, Please?! I'm a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, I'm back. Listen, I need to...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh I'm afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, you know what? You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't do that.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, you know what? Come on, we'll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the \"engine\".","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, If I don't get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't imagine why.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Morning, Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm getting married, to..day!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah you are!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh, whoo-hoo!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you think he knew I was here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh, ahh, excuse me.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If you're planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Sorry. It's just, I'm ahh, I'm kinda excited. I'm, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. There's an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well I've-I've never done that with you before.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yep, yep...You?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You? We did you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well...I'd better get going.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yea yea, absolutely.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Could you not look?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't want to look.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, were the hell have you been?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't want to hear about her!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel's coming to London.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh great!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No it's not great. No, she's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But, he loves Emily?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She's going to ruin the wedding!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, so, okay...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hold on. Hold on. Rachel coming. Do...Something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, so I'm done my part, okay. It's your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So tell me about this girl?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...And so then I realised. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, oh oh!! I'm sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ehh, pardon me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You say you love this man, yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I'm afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But he has to know how I feel!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well I-I think your wrong.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh-no.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, he doesn't really love her. I mean, it's just a rebound thing from me.... You'll see!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fortunately, I won't. And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.","speaker":"Passenger","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The guys hotel room. Joey's sitting on his bed, holding the note he wrote while talking to Phoebe. He's patting the note with a pen and staring off into space.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do something..... Something....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Have you seen Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm not seeing Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look we've got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know! That's why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No!! Okay!! What's with the third degree?! Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! It's like a fairyland.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, it's horrible isn't it?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just hope...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You can let some of them go by!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I'll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I don't even like Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practising for the wedding.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I do. I do. I do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yea, your right. It's the second one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello Joey.","speaker":"Felicity","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Felicity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, I thought about you all day.","speaker":"Felicity","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Um-hum. Talk New York to me again.","speaker":"Felicity","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fuggetaboutit. How you doin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"Felicity","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There's nothing to discuss. We're not paying for your wine cellar.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You-you have to meet me in the middle here.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Dad!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What-what's going on?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? You want a piece of me?","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! That's it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! That's right!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, okay.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I could kill you with my thumb, you know.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What was all that about?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It was...This disagreement over... My god. You...you look beautiful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohh... Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. It's bad luck.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You know what, I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":25}
{"text":"My God. Rachel! Your here. I can't believe it. What happen? Why are you here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well I just came... I just needed to tell you... Congratulations.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":17,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, Waltham Interiors.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It's Phoebe again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey there's a girl on the phone for you.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh great!! Hello.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, it's Phoebe. Did you stop Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, but it's okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So nothing got ruined?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh that's so great! Ohh, so what's going on now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah, I'm-I'm walking down the aisle...Still walking. I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. Hey! I told her \"Hey.\" And now I'm at the front with Ross. It's Phoebe. He looks pretty mad. Uh...I'd better go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What we did last night was....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Totally crazy stupid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What were we thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm coming over tonight though, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Definitely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross's side.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I, Emily...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Take thee Ross...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Take thee Ross...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":26}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":27}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death parts us.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I Ross...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Take thee, Emily...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Take thee, Rachel... Emily. Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Rachel looks all around as if all the eyes in the chapel were looking at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":33}
{"text":"He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Uhh...Shall I go on?","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":35}
{"text":"{Transcriber's Note This is orginally where the season four cliffhanger was. So you all have to wait four months before reading on.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, yes, do go on.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Cut to the parents.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":38}
{"text":"He better go on for what I'm paying.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":39}
{"text":"After what he just said, you're paying for the whole bloody lot.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I think we'd better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I, Ross...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Take thee, EM-I-LY...","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Take thee, Emily. Like there'd be anybody else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":44}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Cut to the Walthams.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Looks like that might come any minute.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":47}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":48}
{"text":"May I have the rings? Emily, place this ring on Ross's finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Happy to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":52}
{"text":"You may kiss the bride.","speaker":"Minister","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(He goes to kiss her, but she isn't very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":54}
{"text":"This is worse than when he married the lesbian.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":55}
{"text":"(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily's hand, but she snatches it away from him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Just keep smiling.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well, that went well. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":59}
{"text":"It could've been worse, he could've shot her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":61}
{"text":"That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":62}
{"text":"(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":18,"utterance":63}
{"text":"[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've spoiled everything! It's like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That-that-that's all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I'll be right out here. She's just fixing her makeup.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I hate you!!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And, I love you!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's true, thanks dad. People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Mrs. Waltham's phone rings and she answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, Waltham interiors.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women's names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello? What kind of bitch hangs up on a doctor!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know. How could we have let this happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Seven times!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ugh! Well, y'know, we were away...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":24}
{"text":"In a foreign, romantic country...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I blame London.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bad London!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So look umm, while we're st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I don't see that we have a choice. But, when we're back home, we don't do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Only here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'll meet you there in two minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can't pretend that didn't happen can I?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, I-I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Monica, what should I do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Just uh, do the right thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Whoa, wait, listen, I think I'm just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Wait. Rachel, no, he's married. Married! If you don't realise that, I can't help you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, you're right. You're right. You can't help me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh yeah, well who serves steak when there's no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":50}
{"text":"You and me, next dance?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":51}
{"text":"(Cut to Rachel who is walking past Mrs. Waltham.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Sweetheart, sweetheart...","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":54}
{"text":"You know, we're all wondering who this Rachel is. Can you point her out to me?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, you know what? Rachel.. She just left.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh.. Never mind. Who are you?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Ra.... Er.. Barbra.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Red Barbra?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Forget it, that's off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":64}
{"text":"The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes...","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":65}
{"text":"(Joey walks up to them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn't eat meat until she has the babies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Well, I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":68}
{"text":"That's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":69}
{"text":"The man's got a point.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":70}
{"text":"(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Hi. Sorry, things aren't working out so well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Oh no! It could be better, but it's gonna be okay, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she's gonna get over this, y'know? I mean, so you said my name! Y'know you just said it 'cause you saw me there, if you'd have seen a circus freak, you would've said, \"I take thee circus freak.\" Y'know, it didn't mean anything, it's just a mistake. It didn't mean anything. Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":76}
{"text":"No! No! Of course it didn't mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y'know, because-because it was you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Right...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":78}
{"text":"But it absolutely didn't. It didn't!! It didn't!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Ross, hey, the band's ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Oh! Oh-oh, the band's ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says-I don't care about the stupid band!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":81}
{"text":"You spit on me man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Y'know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh, right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Get the hell out of there, y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":87}
{"text":"(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realise what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Emily? Emily? I'm coming in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Well, look at that, same thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":19,"utterance":90}
{"text":"[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, \"Yippee!\" just ignore me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hello Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross said my name. Okay? My name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How did you get in here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If anybody asks, I'm your sister, Joan. Listen. C'mon, you guys. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Your sister Joan is crazy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know what? Fine, I don't care. Don't believe me, I know I'm right-do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I want to change. And why-why don't you go down and get us a table?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll be down in like five minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fifteen minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, Pheebs! It's Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, yay...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi, so what happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, Ross said my name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, but I don't think that means anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, y'know what, let's look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, listen, why don't we go change in my room?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":25}
{"text":"But my clothes are-ohh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler's room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isn't, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wow, you look...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No time for that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(They both start to frantically rip each other's clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, I've got a girl in here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No you don't, I just saw you go in there with Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, we're-we're hanging out in here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, I suppose I'd have to say you!! But, what if we're watching a movie in here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It's My Giant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":37}
{"text":"My Giant? I love that movie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":20,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Emily's room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You really think this is okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's so beautiful. Ohh! Y'know, I-I don't know if I feel right about this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Emily?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nope, not under here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You didn't find her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I've looked everywhere!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, you couldn't have looked everywhere or else you would've found her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I think you should keep looking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, for about 30 minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Or 45.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I'm staying in one place. Right here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's getting late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ugh, y'know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, it's a very large plane.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But, we'll stay here with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks guys! I really appreciate this, y'know, but you don't have to rub my butt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":21,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Emily's room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica's lap and his feet on Chandler's lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We have to leave for New York in an hour.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, I've been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don't you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We can't do that that's insane. I mean 'A' he could wake up and 'B' y'know, let's go for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there's a knock on the door that awakens him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Em-Emily? Em-Emily? Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can forget about Emily, she's not with us.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We've come for her things.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She's in hiding. She's utterly humiliated. She doesn't want to see you ever again.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're very sad that it didn't work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think you're absolutely delicious.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Excuse me, I'm standing right here!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yes, there you are.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there's a whole cart outside...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Goodbye Geller.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Now, hold on! Hold on! Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I'm gonna be at that airport and I hope that she'll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel's name, but it didn't mean anything, Okay? She's-she's just a friend and that's all! That's all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you'll tell her that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I'll tell her. Come on bugger face!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Call me.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don't you ever go out the bloody window!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":22,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, maybe it's best that we never got to do it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. Y'know, technically we still are over international waters.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I'll see you there in a bit?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Kay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monica's seat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can I ask you something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhh, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Felicity and I, we're watching My Giant, and I was thinking, \"I'm never gonna be as good an actor as that giant.\" Do you think I'm just wasting my life with this acting thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y'know, you think I'll ever get there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But what about how much taller he is than me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now, y'know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Monica, wow you've been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Had the beef-tips, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":23,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach! Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I-I-I've been on Standby for a flight home for hours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.","speaker":"Gate Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pretty soon I guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just, I don't understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y'know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she'd actually show up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Same difference.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.","speaker":"Gate Agent","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I get it! Well, that's that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, you know what, I think you should go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it'd be really good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't know...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I could, yeah, I can do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I can't, I can't even believe her! No, y'know what, I am, I am gonna go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Good!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know-thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, well...nah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What? Wait, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Why don't you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well-well, I don't know Ross-really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, it'll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":43}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Come on! Here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, okay, we're going. Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, wait-wait-wait...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":48}
{"text":"You tell them to wait!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay. Wait! Wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(She stares at him and Ross realises what she's thinking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! No! No! Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":24,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Air Hostess","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And uh, he will have a white wine spritzer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, good. Thank you. I'll be back shortly, all right?","speaker":"Air Hostess","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right. Woo! Hey, look at that, the airport's moving. Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? They said they were gonna wait! Miss? Yeah, does the captain know that we're moving? Oh my... Ross, you better be under the wheels of this thing!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":25,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They all hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You ate meat! You had sex!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No we didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know you didn't, I was talking about Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, I did not have sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This pregnancy is throwing me all off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why would you need to say hi to them, you've been feeding them for four days?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh right, maybe I'll just go home.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, we certainly are alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes! Good thing we have that, 'Not in New York' rule.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right. Umm, listen since we're-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross's mother...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, an-anyway, I just-that night meant a lot to me, I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh. Y'know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me 'cause, you're really hot! Is that okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And I'm cute too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And you're cute too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thank you! All right, I gotta go unpack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm still on London time, does that count?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That counts!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":4,"episode":24,"scene":26,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I Ross...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Take thee, Emily...","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Take thee, Rachel... Emily. Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh...Shall I go on?","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, yes, do go on.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think we'd better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross...","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I, Ross...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Take thee, EM-I-LY...","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Take thee, Emily. Like there'd be anybody else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"May I have the rings? Emily, place this ring on Ross's finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Happy too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You may kiss the bride.","speaker":"Minister","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(He goes to kiss her, but she isn't very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"This is worse than when he married the lesbian.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily's hand, but she snatches it away from him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Just keep smiling.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, that went well. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It could've been worse, he could've shot her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've spoiled everything! It's like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That-that-that's all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I'll be right out here. She's just fixing her makeup.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I hate you!!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And, I love you!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's true, thanks dad. People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Mrs. Waltham's phone rings and she answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, Waltham interiors.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women's names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know. How could we have let this happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Seven times!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ugh! Well, y'know, we were away...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"In a foreign, romantic country...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I blame London.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bad London!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So look umm, while we're st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I don't see that we have a choice. But, when we're back home, we don't do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Only here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'll meet you there in two minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can't pretend that didn't happen can I?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, I-I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Monica, what should I do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Just uh, do the right thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Whoa, wait, listen, I think I'm just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Wait. Rachel, no, he's married. Married! If you don't realize that, I can't help you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, you're right. You're right. You can't help me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh yeah, well who serves steak when there's no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Forget it, that's off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes...","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"(Joey walks up to them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn't eat meat until she has the babies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Well, I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"That's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"The man's got a point.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Hi. Sorry, things aren't working out so well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Oh no! It could be better, but it's gonna be okay, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she's gonna get over this, y'know? I mean, so you said my name! Y'know you just said it 'cause you saw me there, if you'd have seen a circus freak, you would've said, \"I take thee circus freak.\" Y'know, it didn't mean anything, it's just a mistake. It didn't mean anything. Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"No! No! Of course it didn't mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y'know, because-because it was you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Right...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"But it absolutely didn't. It didn't!! It didn't!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Ross, hey, the band's ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Oh! Oh-oh, the band's ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says-I don't care about the stupid band!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"You spit on me man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Y'know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Oh, right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Get the hell out of there, y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Emily? Emily? I'm coming in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Well, look at that, same thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, \"Yippee!\" just ignore me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hello Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! Okay, don't believe me, I know I'm right-do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, I want to change. And why-why don't you go down and get us a table?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll be down in like five minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fifteen minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, Pheebs! It's Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yay...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Great...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, so what happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, Ross said my name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, but I don't think that means anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, y'know what, let's look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, listen, why don't we go change in my room?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But my clothes are-ohh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Cut to Chandler's room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isn't, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow, you look...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No time for that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They both start to frantically rip each other's clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, I've got a girl in here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No you don't, I just saw you go in there with Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, we're-we're hanging out in here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, I suppose I'd have to say you!! But, what if we're watching a movie in here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It's My Giant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"My Giant? I love that movie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Emily's room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You really think this is okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's so beautiful. Ohh! Y'know, I-I don't know if I feel right about this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Emily?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nope, not under here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You didn't find her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I've looked everywhere!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, you couldn't have looked everywhere or else you would've found her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I think you should keep looking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, for about 30 minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Or 45.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I'm staying in one place. Right here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's getting late.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ugh, y'know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, it's a very large plane.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But, we'll stay here with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks guys! I really appreciate this, y'know, but you don't have to rub my butt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Emily's room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica's lap and his feet on Chandler's lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We have to leave for New York in an hour.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, I've been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don't you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We can't do that that's insane. I mean 'A' he could wake up and 'B' y'know, let's go for it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there's a knock on the door that awakens him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Em-Emily? Em-Emily? Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can forget about Emily, she's not with us.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We've come for her things.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She's in hiding. She's utterly humiliated. She doesn't want to see you ever again.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're very sad that it didn't work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think you're absolutely delicious.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Excuse me, I'm standing right here!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yes, there you are.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there's a whole cart outside...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Goodbye Geller.","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Now, hold on! Hold on! Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I'm gonna be at that airport and I hope that she'll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel's name, but it didn't mean anything, Okay? She's-she's just a friend and that's all! That's all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you'll tell her that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I'll tell her. Come on bugger face!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Call me.","speaker":"Andrea Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don't you ever go out the bloody window!","speaker":"Stephen Waltham","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, maybe it's best that we never got to do it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. Y'know, technically we still are over international waters.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I'll see you there in a bit?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Kay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monica's seat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can I ask you something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhh, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Felicity and I, we're watching My Giant, and I was thinking, \"I'm never gonna be as good an actor as that giant.\" Do you think I'm just wasting my life with this acting thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y'know, you think I'll ever get there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But what about how much taller he is than me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now, y'know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Monica, wow you've been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Had the beef-tips, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They all hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You ate meat! You had sex!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No we didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know you didn't, I was talking about Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, I did not have sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This pregnancy is throwing me all off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why would you need to say hi to them, you've been feeding them for four days?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh right, maybe I'll just go home.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, we certainly are alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes! Good thing we have that, 'Not in New York' rule.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right. Umm, listen since we're-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross's mother...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, an-anyway, I just-that night meant a lot to me, I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh. Y'know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me 'cause, you're really hot! Is that okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And I'm cute too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And you're cute too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thank you! All right, I gotta go unpack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm still on London time, does that count?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That counts!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach! Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I-I-I've been on Standby for a flight home for hours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.","speaker":"Gate Agent","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pretty soon I guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just, I don't understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y'know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she'd actually show up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Same difference.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.","speaker":"Gate Agent","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I get it! Well, that's that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, you know what, I think you should go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it'd be really good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't know...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I could, yeah, I can do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I can't, I can't even believe her! No, y'know what, I am, I am gonna go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Good!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know-thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, well...nah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What? Wait, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Why don't you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well-well, I don't know Ross-really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, it'll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Come on! Here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, okay, we're going. Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, wait-wait-wait...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"You tell them to wait!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay. Wait! Wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(She stares at him and Ross realizes what she's thinking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! No! No! Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! Hey, look at that, the airport's moving. Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we're moving? Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
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{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You look cute in bubbles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ehh, you're just liquored up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I've had a very long, hard day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey turns to leave but stops at the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chicken? I could eat some chicken.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mornin' Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Was his name Angus?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, The Wheatsheaf.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Bodington's!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bodington's! Woohoo!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, so, he had a really funny hat-I don't want to talk about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, Ross, Bodington's!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That was good beer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, she should be here by now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know-Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So you still hadn't heard from Emily?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, not since I lost her at the airport.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I can't believe she can out run you man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"So, what? That's it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh no, you're the best.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, \"Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?\" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh that's not true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"London is stupid! Stupid!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh... No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I'll do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Okay, I gotta go to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Pheebs! Always a pleasure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't-I still can't believe it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, sweetie, by the edges.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...I mean it's my fault.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I bet it was about her a little.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! I mean, he's nice, he's cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, what about that guy over there? Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know. I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Say that to him and you're golden.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We got out pictures back from London. Here's all of us at the Tower of London.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Rachel returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Gunther goes up to the guy and holds a sign that reads, \"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What took you so long?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I got caught up and work, but I'm quitting tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, thanks for having me over! Rach. Pheebs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See ya!! What the hell was that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's not European!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it felt French.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey is intrigued.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh God, I really had a good time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, me too. So, I guess this is it.","speaker":"Dave","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Dave","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, yeah!","speaker":"Dave","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She enters the apartment, leaving Dave in the hallway, to find Ross sitting on the couch with a big box.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She's doing her laundry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, honey that's awful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But, it's not raining.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't catch a break!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? Hey, Dave!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Dave","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh! You did not drop any socks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, ultimately, I was trying y'know, I-I wanted...tell him y'know, that I'm still in love with him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!! You cannot tell him that!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I make the decisions, and I say no.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, \"I'm not fired!\" Ha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Havin' some trouble?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Rachel locked the door.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I really need to talk to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, then talk!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might end up hurting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. My God, think of the massacre.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm gonna do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(There's a loud bang on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey, I'm in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right. Good deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs! Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, okay, Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Central... Park!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, all of us! All day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? \"Well, it's right by my house, all right!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just-y'know-stop it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Makes me wanna puke!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, woo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, woo! Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little... Y'know, it didn't have any... It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait! It was my plan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And, I came up with Atlantic City.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Which, is the new plan!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They all go pack except for Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on Rach, let's go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I don't care.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. I-I can't watch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What 'cha readin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"The paper.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, what's it about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Events from around the globe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilized...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Go ahead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, I'm still in love with you Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Ross is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wow. Umm... Huh... I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Why are you laughing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Because , because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel was like, \"You are such an idiot!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm sorry, that's not funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. \"Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?\" Don't know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"That is what the thing is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"No thank you for... Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Atlantic City!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They high-five and howl, but Phoebe suddenly stops and the guys gasp and retreat in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're water broke!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"The Guys","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait-wait!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"High-five, the babies are coming!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait, wait, remember when my water broke?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They both kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do you know anything about women?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's all right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Have you started having contractions?","speaker":"Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's all right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now, which of you is the father?","speaker":"Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica and Chandler come running in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(There's a pause as they figure out what to say.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You-you're not wearing a jacket.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh man! I did it again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. And then my mom wants to know--Joey, what are you doing?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I gotta get the before shot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(She shakes her head no.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, she's so stupid!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, he's head of the department.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right-Ooh! Oh dead God, save me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm having my first contraction!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, it's not bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey! You okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ooh, something hurts!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's what it sounded like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey! Am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They're male nurses.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not in my head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm. Umm. Umm. I don't think so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yep! There's always room for Jell-O...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, how do you make that dirty?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, Grandma's chicken salad...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross! Get a shot of this. Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies... Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt either-Ooh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? Male nurses?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I was bummed too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So they're going on dates? When?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think Saturday-.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's with him?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Dr. Harad exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's not that weird, is it?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Again, it's not that he...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: The waiting room, Chandler is looking for Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fine! Maybe I will too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. Get up! Get up! Get up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! And you're going into what grade?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early...","speaker":"Dr. Oberman","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no, I'm fully qualified to...","speaker":"Dr. Oberman","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He runs out and Frank watches him go.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh cool! You made him cry!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, well, what else could it be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's kidney stones.","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Or?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kidney stones!","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They are. Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They have the honor of being born on The Fonz's half-birthday.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Happy birthday!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know, it is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I tell you a little secret?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I want to keep one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, just ask him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tell him it's for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Feeling a little better sweetie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! I just heard. What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra...","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an option-what's a urethra? Are you crazy?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So did you ask him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Fonzie.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know who I always liked? Mork.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but umm... Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, that's right.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, doctor says any minute now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, y'know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn't just like do me a favor and like, like hold them in?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(A male nurse enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Male Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Male Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Monica, this is Dan , one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. Uh Dan, Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nice to meet you.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And it didn't feel so girlie during the Gulf War.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sure. And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Sure! I'll get somebody to cover my shift.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Delivery Room Nurse","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right. Very good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey's room, who's going throw his own contractions. Plus, he has Ross in a headlock.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ohh, get these things out of me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Joey starts breathing hard)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I do too! I do too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Argh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Argh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Argh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Argh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: The waiting room, Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! Hi!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, honey, don't worry. She's gonna make it on time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not to me.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, fair enough.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They all kiss her and wish her luck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bye Dan!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, bye Monica.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Bye, momi-moo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Everyone except Frank leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing.","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to the delivery room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I see the head.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, it has a head!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right. Keep pushing! Come on!","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right. Here's your first baby.","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"YESSSSS!!!!! We got a baby boy!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Frank Jr. Jr.!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, how does he look? How does he look?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So gross!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay. You ready to push again?","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I already had a baby. Leave me alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Phoebe screams in pain, and Frank screams with her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"All right, he's coming. He's coming!","speaker":"Dr. Harad","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(They both stare at the newborn.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey, where's his thing?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Cut to the waiting room, a thrice triumphant Frank returns again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Chandler's a girl!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh God, kindergarten flashback.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":42}
{"text":"They musta read the sonogram wrong. 'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay, keep saying it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Am I too late?!","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":45}
{"text":"No-no ah, everything's okay. Everybody's healthy there's 30 fingers and 30 toes.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":46}
{"text":"We have our babies?","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, we have our babies.","speaker":"Alice Knight","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's room, he is recovering from his birth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You did it, man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you like to see them?","speaker":"Joey's Doctor","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They're so small!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: A hallway, Monica and Dan are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I'll call you tomorrow.","speaker":"Dan","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think you're better than you think you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really? Okay, so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Know when to stop.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. Don't do the dance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think you're my favorite.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Which one do you have?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi. Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, umm, no honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, sure yeah. Yeah.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They hand her the babies and leave them alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Well, if you're gonna cry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So does it really hurt as bad as they say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. You won't be able to take it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They're gonna call her Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Works on you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":3,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come in. I've been waiting for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! I just wanna--Ahhh!!! Oh my God! Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-huh, that one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. Maybe that's him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, umm, okay, umm... It's just Joey and Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why aren't you guys at the movie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He's talking to London!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross! Way to suck up to the family.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ha-ha-ha--enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Vomit tux? Who vomited on-y'know what, what you up to Joe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ugh, PBS!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's wrong with PBS?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh, what's right with them?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why don't you like PBS, Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What-what are you talking about?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, may I ask for one example?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, it's... Y'know there's-no you may not!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They are standing on either side of Chandler as they discuss the point. Chandler, meanwhile, is disgusted with the whole argument.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's because all people are selfish.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you calling me selfish?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you calling you people? Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hello, Ross?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ross, I'm only ringing to say stop harassing my relatives. Good-bye!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Really? About what?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She's talking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"That he doesn't exist.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?! That's what you heard? You said that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I might've said that. Why is that funny?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because I'm very happy for him! And you, you lucky dog!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"In London!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She wants me to move to London.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But you live here! You know that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What-what-what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It could happen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This will be your phone.","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No you answer it and take pledges.","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But I'm the host!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, here's your phone doctor.","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler! Is he?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I understand that would be difficult.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know, it's just...","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, did you just say all right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I did. Now I'm the idiot.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes, tell me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know. I am, I am so sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Again, very sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh that is so great! That's...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh-ohh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?! You can't-what did you tell her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? I'm actually asking you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's true!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's true!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, you cannot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thanks for the help, problem solved.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey Mon!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're not on TV.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, there he is! There he is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hello New York!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs...","speaker":"Emeril","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Expect it in 4-6 weeks. Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, so?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's your point?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"PBS telethon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aw, dammit!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Back on in 30 seconds people!","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.","speaker":"Pbs Volunteer","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on man! You've been here all day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh?","speaker":"Pbs Volunteer","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We're on in 3, 2,","speaker":"Stage Director","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to...","speaker":"Gary Collins","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, it's not a toy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? Ask again later. Later is not good enough. Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: The Telethon, Joey answers his ringing phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"PBS Telethon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And you don't a little good about donating the money?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers... Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!","speaker":"Gary Collins","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feel-Oh no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Keep talking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH...MY...GOD.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, if we owe it? Oh my... When is Joey gonna be home?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But, I just cleaned the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(He carries her over to the door and opens it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, let's show them how it's done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know that wasn't part of it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(He carries her into the hall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to... Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello. Hi sweetie. Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. So will you come to New York?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Never done that before.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica? What time is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh, 9.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But it's dark out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait! What about Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, she's out shopping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Damn!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the \"I get to see my wife,\" part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I have no idea. I mean... But-but I assure you I will figure it out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They all reflect briefly on what was said.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Doesn't seem like it's going to work, I mean...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi, guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh, hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We're flipping Monica's mattress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah that's better than my way.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They all agree and head to Monica's room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Aww, man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh look! A letter from my mom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Can you hear anything?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh yes, somebody just said, \"Can you hear anything?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Joey is bent over at the waist and is looking for something under Monica's bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ooh, Madlibs, mine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Condoms?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"And condoms are the way to do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Cut to the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh my God! My dog died!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Le Poo's still alive?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine--teen blocks. Oh. Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"It's Le Poo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I know it's le poo right now, but it'll get better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe it! We're here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come here. Okay, be right back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Goes to the bathroom and Chandler turns on the TV and finds a high-speed police chase.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Monica returns, carrying a glass.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're switching rooms.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing... Okay, here goes. I made a promise that--Oh hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're nose is bleeding!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God. No! Oh not again! This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry. Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think you'll find this room more to your liking.","speaker":"Hotel Clerk","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They say he's only got half a tank left.","speaker":"Hotel Clerk","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We're switching rooms again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.","speaker":"Hotel Clerk","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch--have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Monica and Chandler have changed rooms yet again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, this one I like!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do not speak ill of the dead.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What did you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I said, \"Geez, relax Monnnnn.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, what's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...is for me not to see you anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Storming out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel, this is your apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Damn Rollos!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, you're back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How was your conference?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was terrible. I fought with my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you're back too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, how was your chef thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it was awful. I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[In the hall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, fine, $300.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"300 dollars?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Urghh!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you guys woofing about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You want my advice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Please!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're not gonna like it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You got married to fast.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's not advice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I told ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm going to the bathroom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, me either.","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Maybe I could do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi, Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's not Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God, its happening. It's already started. I'm Kip.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, you're not Kip!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Do you even know who Kip is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Who cares? You're Rachel! Who's Kip?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, that poor bastard.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You're not gonna be phased out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ehh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes that was mine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes that would have made more sense.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe? I'm sorry about the whole lifting out thing. You gotta come with me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come where?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, but try and get Joey too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, sure! Bye Ross! Forever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe this is happening.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I am so sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know that too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing a crossword puzzle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just came over to drop off...nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, I guess this is over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why, exactly?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because of the weekend, we had a fight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than-Ohhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, this isn't over?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? Okay. Great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We're in a relationship?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm afraid so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Joey thinks that sounds familiar, but dismisses the thought.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, it's in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey puts two and two together.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! Ohh! Oh!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes. Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You?! And-and you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"How?! When?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It happened in London.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"IN LONDON!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(They both grab him and stop him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no! You can't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Joey thinks it over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I know, it's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Aww, I don't want to see that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs. Phoebe is reading hers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, \"Hi, Phoebe!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Count for what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They putting their notepads down and get up to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I guess I'm done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fun's over!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I think I'm gonna take-off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can hear that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rachel's at work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They both go to her apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can still hear you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, what's that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eeeee--ohh!! God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Argh-argh!! Ooh, soft. Is this mink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. That didn't happen, I made that up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How come? Everybody else does.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You can't.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is all of your things.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's-Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll take it all.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"After what I did? Can you blame her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Now calm down Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I want the little round waffles.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She starts to run out but is stopped by a figure looming out of the darkness carrying a pick axe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Arghhhh!!!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They both start screaming at the top of their lungs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll take it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That might work!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! Enh? All right, what do you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's the matter Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! Which is great! I love to ride that rail!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you're really okay with this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? Ow!! He's not even here!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel enter breathless.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You guys! You guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, you fogged Danny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He closes the door again. Once again, Rachel knocks (harder this time) and he answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yesss?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"O-kay!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! That guy is so rude!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well you did a little bit.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I totally forgive you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Crematorium Chris? Sure!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is fashion?! Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? 'Cause I do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, what is in here? Rocks?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, rocks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He picks up a smaller box and carries it to the moving van as Joey returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing and it kinda knocked me out a little?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally--Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We all hate Emily!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nooo!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, I feel so guilty about Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I kinda feel like it's my fault.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica and Chandler turn and stare at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I think it's very brave what you said.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica pats Joey on the shoulder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, I-it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Their building's lobby, Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox. Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So you like the short hair better.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What? Yeti-I mean Danny?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so.... Y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's cool. Cool.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on, you got the shopping bags and the Sack's catalog.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, y'know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And stop saying that! I hate that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"The pizza-place across the street any good?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Stop saying that. I hate that.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, Ross?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you still mad at us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh good! Because we have an \"I'm sorry\" song.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, we are so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're kinda stepping on the song.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whatever you decide, whatever you do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes! Exactly! And that's why...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You do, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, look at you! Where have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How did that happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That yeti is one smooth talker.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! Why?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really... I don't mind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh... It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Time lapse, dinner is now finished and Ross is looking out the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They all run over to the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I haven't seen him in so long!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh God, I really missed that fat bastard!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It's almost as if he knew.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(The phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'll get it. Hello. Hi Emily! Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey! Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. She wants to say hi. Hold on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Ross puts her on speakerphone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi Emily!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She's there?!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah, there-there she is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, she's here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ross, take me off speakerphone.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(He does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You obviously can't keep away from her.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I'll feel better when I'm there, and I can know where you are all the time.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"You're right.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"So, can you trust me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"(Ross lowers his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":58}
{"text":"How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":59}
{"text":"You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. Smile!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Well, I guess that's it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Why, what happened?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":62}
{"text":"What happened? What happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":63}
{"text":"My marriage is over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":64}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":69}
{"text":"[Scene: A curbside newsstand, Phoebe is whistling and walking up to it wearing her fur coat. She stops and starts to look through a magazine and notices a squirrel on a nearby tree chirping at her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! All right, fine, now I get it. Here. You take it. Are you happy now? I'm cold!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you looking at naked tribe's women?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, look.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's a pig.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Emily's cousin kicked me out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who needs a lease when it's family!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Joey starts giggling.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"He thought you said gonad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Joey busts out laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.","speaker":"Health Inspector","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, Larry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, bribes.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's okay to laugh right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I was just kidding.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll check the kitchen floors.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(He goes into the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yum-my!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Larry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And where is your hat?","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahh that's the 2 points.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know about that.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, she would love that! Y'know, 'cause you know all the clean places to eat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I-I'll call ya.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He's so funny!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you. Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Danny enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Two pounds of Moca Java please.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Danny! Wow! Thirsty huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh, fun!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, see ya.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And you're not gonna do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So-so there is no party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey roomies!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Love what you've done with the place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don't-I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. We will, we will, call you back!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, all right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pretty cool, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're fake laughing too, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, the tears are real.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You look beautiful this evening.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Show me the badge again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Shiny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies have been.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You are just nonstop!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're outta here!","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You have the power to do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This does.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Shut it down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You built a fort didn't ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kinda.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through 4 years of college was","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I hate this thing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hi Danny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You are?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, what's the gala for?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's a uh, regatta gala.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really! You-you sail?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no, but I support it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, hope I see you tomorrow night.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Take care.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Walked right into that one didn't he?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, \"No!\" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great. So the ball is in his court?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ball? There is no ball.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, please!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey starts playing with a toy alligator and has it attack him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahhhhhhhhhh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello children!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They go into his bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, the quiet down thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You mean this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They start playing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No-no-no-no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"YES!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh fellas,","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, so he's out of here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know, clean places?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, yum!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's Danny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We'll be right there! Can't you just say it starts later?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"The fake kind!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We have a ladle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks, see you at the party.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(He leaves and she closes the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, \"See you ladle.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there. Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll take sports.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. Uhh, international.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh that's mine too! I'm Italian!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not even on page 7?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah! You're-hey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What about that circled one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But it's available now! Isn't it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes, it is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, let's go look at it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, let's go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There we go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Let's go quicker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They don't move, just look all around them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But hey, Ross, this place is available now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(He looks at them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, it's perfect!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How about you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's a kitchen slash bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(He exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We are bad people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, ready for dinner?","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, absolutely!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, I love that place! So, no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How about Mama Lisettie's?","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Enh. Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I wonder how long that milk has been setting out.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That-this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. Okay, let's go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, buddy! Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.","speaker":"Larry","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you. Okay, go! Go! Go! Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes that was a nice place!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe pizza?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"About Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello! Oh yeah! It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. Well, who doesn't love dogs? Ah, he's a tap dancer! Yes, some would say that is a lost art. He's a pimp! There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! Hello?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, \"What the hell was that?\" Chandler makes a face to say, \"Think about it.\" Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohhhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey motions, \"Now, that's thinking!\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just go over and say hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. Okay? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica obeys.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, Danny!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! What's going on?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. So umm, what's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Salad.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooooh! And-and-and what-what's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bread. Aren't you a chef?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! Rachel!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I thought there wasn't a ball?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rachel, this is my friend Tom. This is the girl I told you about.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, go on! You telling people about me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.","speaker":"Tom","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, at ease solider!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Tom","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.","speaker":"Tom","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, \"Nice try.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(He walks off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I think I need a drink.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They go get a drink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross still has boxes all over the place. Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"98. 99. 100. Okay, go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He tries to get up again and starts falling backwards and Chandler catches him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Here we go! Here we go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're kidding!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're kidding, no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you guys sure about this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Definitely!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! Ross, you have to stay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, buddy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on, it's fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right! Isn't this a woman's hat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I couldn't possibly eat another bite.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I need something sweet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Does anyone wanna watch TV?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monica your remote doesn't work.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh. Aw, forget it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's very nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's sweet, Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you aware that you're still talking?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1978","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"More turkey Mr. Chandler?","speaker":"The Housekeeper","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Present Day","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? Worse than, \"More turkey Mr. Chandler?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1862","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: A Union battlefield hospital, Phoebe, in a past life, is tending to a wounded Union soldier. (By the way, for historical perspective, 1862 was the second year of the American Civil War.)]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying- Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Present Day","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"In this life, Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, let's not tell this story.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, come on!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, it's not like it sounds.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's exactly like it sounds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1992","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Phoebe is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey? What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know! It's stuck!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Easy. Step. How did it get on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I put it on to scare Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, did you get the turkey basted-Oh my God! Oh my God! Who is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, get it off now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can't! It-it's stuck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. Joey? Now is not the time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sorry! Sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(They get into position to pull the turkey off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as Chandler enters, scaring him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Arghhhhhh!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm over here big guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, you are! I scared you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Present Day","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You did look like an idiot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, \"Butternut squash?\" And it came out, \"Squatternut buash?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah that's the same.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Which one?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1987","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica! I think Rachel's here!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll get it! Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not for me. Chip and I broke up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, why? Why? What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi Rachel!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You too sweethart!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, this is Monica.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and Diet Coke comes out of her nose.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"dammit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checking out her nose in her compact mirror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh! No, not really.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, that's cool. So did...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Y'know what? I've just had it with high school boys! They are just silly. Silly, stupid boys! I'm going to start dating men!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Call them mom and dad you loser!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh that's so great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh totally, totally. Y'know it's not that big of deal, we already kinda did it once y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I know, I know. And oh, and this time Chip promised that-that this time it will last at least for an entire song!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":50}
{"text":"So I'm thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Emotional Knapsack?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Right on! Oh! Uh, but, don't take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Listen, Roland Chang, if things go well, I'm gonna be out with her all night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Dude, don't do that too me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":56}
{"text":"(Monica enters behind them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":57}
{"text":"All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":58}
{"text":"(Monica suddenly gets very happy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":59}
{"text":"No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":61}
{"text":"(Upon hearing this, Monica starts to break down and storms out. Only to be stopped by her parents.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":63}
{"text":"No. No, thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, back to the present day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I called you fat?! I don't even remember that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, it was!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, it wasn't. It was actually the...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1988","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Rachel.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, love your new nose!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Jack.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, God! Please, let me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey. Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"God, your hair sure is different!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So uh, where's Monica?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi, Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(In the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well it didn't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, that we may be able to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Then, you will definitely get him back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I can do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Umm, I'd love too! Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Boy, I love carrots! Oh! Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, my body.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital, Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What do we got here?","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Twenty year old has got a severed toe on his right foot.","speaker":"The Paramedic","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Of course it did. They're made of wicker.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Did you bring the toe?","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and-","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! What is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You brought a carrot.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You brought a carrot?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Without my toe?! I need my toe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I'm not falling for that one!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Present Day","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're a dork.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler, I said I was sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well, sorry doesn't bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, just leave me alone for a while.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, \"Quack, quack!\" I'm happy all the time!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nice try.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, Monica...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This is not going to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I bet this will work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are so great! I love you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nothing! I said, I said \"You're so great\" and then I just, I just stopped talking!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You said you loved me! I can't believe this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, you did!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You love me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanksgiving 1915","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! Whew! This is getting ridiculous uh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What am I sitting on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Top of the world? Dock of the bay? I'm out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ew-eww!! Undies!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, they're not mine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Rachel turns and stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, they're mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why are they here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know uhh... Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Take 'em! Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler? A word.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Cut to the guy's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! Ahh! And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Thank you Joey, thank you so much!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All this lying has been hard on us too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, yeah actually.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We are! Help us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Help!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right! But, you do it with me once.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Didn't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you reading?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Honey that sounds like fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! Ooh, you should come with me! Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to sit with!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay-ooh, but are you going to have time to read it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I read that in high school.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's wrong buddy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Someone at work ate my sandwich!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, what did the police say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross, it's just a sandwich!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, \"Keep your mitts off my grub?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Whoa! Ohh!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Phoebe, you are a bad ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, he stabbed me first!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sorry I'm late, but I left late.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Pheebs, what is the book about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I thought you said you read it in high school.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway-umm, what is this book about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here , Rachel Green?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here...","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You completely stole my answer!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, honey that was pretty obvious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do you think? You in the blue shirt.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Would ya care to venture one?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Would you care to venture one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you just repeating what I'm saying?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you just repeating what I'm saying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, let's move on.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.","speaker":"Cynthia","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So you uh, still wondering?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, we just went out.","speaker":"Cynthia","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're smart. I like that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, candles! What is that? A blanket? A video camera? Oh my God!","speaker":"Cynthia","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date!","speaker":"Cynthia","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hiya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, is what she just said umm-Oh my God. You were actually gonna...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What is going on here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler silently pleads with Joey to cover for them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your adult film class.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh-I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, of course, Donald.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A sandwich?","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you know what?","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You ate my sandwich?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That said it was my sandwich?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"MY SANDWICH?!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Cut to a shot of a park.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"MY SANDWICH!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So umm, what's this book about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You didn't read this one either?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! You should've read it yourself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on Phoebe! Don't be such a goodie-goodie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. So, what did everybody think about Jane Eyre?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, go ahead Rachel.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're naked in this picture!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Chandler. Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"On account of my rage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Which I may say, right now, is out of control.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He gave me a pill for it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A pill?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And you're okay with that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That was not funny!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I snapped! Okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know! I know! I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, you asked the question.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's Monica!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey has got a secret peephole!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no! No! No! No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ross stares in shock at him as he angrily puts down the chicken and takes off his coat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Dude! That's my sister!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Give me that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just... I just... Kinda...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey's a sex addict.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!! No I'm not!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! No! I am not a sex addict!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, what is the truth?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I slept with Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well let's....let's see what everybody thinks of that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You slept with my sister?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"This is not good for my rage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Monica, is this true?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes it's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ahh-oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I guess I wanted to keep it as a souvenir.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"My God Monica!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"That makes sense!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"And the video camera?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Uhh, Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"But sadly I could not be enticed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?","speaker":"A Female Student","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know! I didn't come with her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A test?!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! We should have essay questions!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I...Reorganized The Fridge. See, Bottom Shelf: Meats And Dairy. And Top Shelf expired products.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why are you doing this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You've got to spread it out a little, you know. Haven't you ever been unemployed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, don't get religious on me, ok. A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here...sit down. Ready? Ahh!! Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So what, we just sit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh, no, no. We're not going to just sit. Shhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello, Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! It's been six months! It's not funny!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But, I love you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And that's Wednesday. Ohh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there. Phoebe walks in ringing a bell.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys, guess what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The British are coming?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh, you and your ways. Since it's Christmastime. I'm going to be one of those people collection donations.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, I'm going to do the whole city.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but I'm the only one who can sing \"Merry Christmas\" in 25 languages. I lied.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my god. Ok you guys, there's Danny. Watch. Just watch this. See?! Still pretending he's not interested. Ohh, he's coming over. Just pretend like we don't know him. We've forgotten who he is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Danny.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Danny? You know Rachel? She's nice. She's not bad to look at, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks, Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, of course.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Do you want to go out on a date with her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Absolutely! Is Friday okay?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Friday's perfect...She can't wait.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? See ya Friday.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. I have a date with Danny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, Telia Shire suddenly became available.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's a woman!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What can I say? She nailed it.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, is there anything else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you're just going to say no again but...gay porn.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just wanted to see how it's going.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it's going okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well good, here let me help you out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thanks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica puts some change in Phoebe's bucket.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I guess.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just get your nails done?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you! And Happy Holidays.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(The man starts to take some change out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wait, you can't take the money out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm making change. I need change for the bus.","speaker":"The Man","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!","speaker":"The Man","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bite me, blondie!","speaker":"The Man","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross just stares at him until he figures it out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait a second, I could star in it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Or that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Done!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And it can't be Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Or Joseph.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, honey, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You had no relationship!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on, hurry!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, how do you spell suspicious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler makes it into the bowl.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're driving me crazy with that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I'll stop.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Chandler slides the bowl to the far end of the counter. He tries again, but he hits the spoon to hard and the ball goes flying away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You wanna play?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm intrigued.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh yeah, right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you, Happy Holidays.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Another woman walks up and throws something into the bucket.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't... Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Another guy walks by and throws his light cigarette butt in the bucket.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!! The charity's on fire! Help! Oh good! Thank you, I need that. Whoa! What is that?! It's nine o'clock in the morning!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right. A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. That's it? Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! And what is, and what is all this?! The official rulebook of Fireball.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluid-Op! Op!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. Now come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He tries to fire a burnt tennis ball into the bowl Chandler is standing by, but Ross grabs the ball away from him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! Ahh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I had a really nice time tonight.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He kisses her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I thought I heard you.","speaker":"Danny's Sister","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Like it would help.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are so bad!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You are!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh, it was very nice meeting you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does it look like an ashtray?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Does it look like a urinal?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Eww!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure.","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh-oh, yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, you weighted 200 pounds.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Still, I was quick as a cat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, you're kidding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, they were very y'know...wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We don't, we don't wrestle now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Too strong for me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ready? Wrestle!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey's not going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I didn't finish my five pages.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on look guys, don't fight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How about we settle this right now! There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I paid for those tickets!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"When did that happen to you?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture-I didn't have my camera!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, this is so good you have got to try it.","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Here, I'll get it.","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yep. I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, bye! Oh my God!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That was unbelievable!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, see? I told you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't believe they're brother and sister.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They're brother and sister!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs. Like \"We are not a urinal!\" and \"I have no Macys info.\" And other stuff like that. She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell. A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! Hi Bob! I thought I told you to get outta here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.","speaker":"Bob","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.","speaker":"Bob","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That chick can't handle my corner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, either you leave, or we remove you.","speaker":"Bob","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine. All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close with my sister?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do-do you, do you have brothers?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you close with them?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no, they're not very nice people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!","speaker":"Krista","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Danny","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! Last night!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. \"It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out.\" Ross","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler start to read Joey's script aloud.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What is up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest... But we had our best friend's interest at heart.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Could I be more sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. All right Joey, we get it. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I am sorry, Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I am sorry, Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":25}
{"text":"A handsome man enters. Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you well you co-created Fireball. The end.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":26}
{"text":"This took you all day?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. Ha-ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel begin to read from the script.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, how are you doing Kelly?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They both start to read ahead.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is disgusting!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They both throw the scripts in his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not reading this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":10,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?","speaker":"Jay Leno","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're very happy for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's the matter?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, I'll take care of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no, wait! Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"73! 72! 71!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, who's gonna kiss my sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Awww, man! Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's a good point.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, good point.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Happy New Year!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Happy New Year.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Happy New Year, Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Happy New Year, Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"So did that do anything for ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Rachel slowly walks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But your divorce isn't even final yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you want us to leave the room, or?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the \"new thing you do that day!\" And it starts right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?! How come?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really? Who-who have you taught?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I taught me and I love me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah that'd be great! Thanks Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't gossip!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(They all laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What? They were like this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates that the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Woman","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay! Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just asked that girl out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes it is. See.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Horn-swoggle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi, Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hornswoggle? Ooh, this must be killing you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, see you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, then you learn here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Umm, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, Lesson One: Chords. Now, I Don'T Know The Actual Names Of The Chords But Umm, I-I-I Made Up Names For The Way My Hand Looks While I'M Doing Them. So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't! Even when I found out...umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Give me your hands. Strings. Gimme it! Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Then don't touch one!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Ben!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Auntie Monica!!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think they're very nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I like 'em.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I like them a lot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. Maybe there's something in that area.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They all speak at once in general approval of his pants selection; Joey asks where he got them. I can't pick out the rest of it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, \"Wow, I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(No one says anything.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh come on!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, seriously, what do you think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You look like a freak.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Awful, absolutely awful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Monica starts taking pictures of Ross and Ben, with the flash.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What are you, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It's my New Year's resolution!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What, to blind my child?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My God! These pants are burning up! Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! Are you hot?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, it must just be me then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering \"Did he just fart?\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, go ahead.","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, my favorite part is coming up!","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"'Kay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Tiger! Dragon! Iceberg!! Joseph, did you even study at all last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes! Yes, I did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Then do Iceberg!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"G-sharp.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? Have you? Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! I didn't touch a guitar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, but you're questioning my method!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your other student, was you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here! Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and THE KID'S GOT A GUITAR!!!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"\"Baddest man in the whole damn town.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, fine! Take his side!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Arghh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhh, Chandler's not here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, you can help me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, hold on! They're not coming on man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, do you see any-oh, Vaseline?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hold on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts spraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes a happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again tries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the pants and hits him in the forehead.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross? You okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?! Uhh, what color is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What difference does that make?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I'm just-if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey, do you have a minute?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Dude, what am I gonna...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What-what is it, what is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm not listening to you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken. The chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches from Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams, and falls to the ground in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, let's just leave the lights on.","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross opens the door and steps into the living room. He has fully removed his pants and holds them wrapped into a ball in front of his crotch. His legs are covered in the powder and lotion paste. He looks terrible.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Elizabeth Hornswoggle","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I had a problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. You really think I'm ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! Cool!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Was the chord at least right...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. No, you're not a loser.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look at me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, be-because of the leather pants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(All at once.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That really is something; that's really cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Howdy partner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. I would make a good cowboy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. Yep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They both exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good luck, honey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, uh, Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Umm?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. Well. Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Now? You want me to go over there now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Do you know something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Do you know something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I might know something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I might know something too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What's the thing you know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I can't tell you what I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well then I can't tell you what I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"You don't know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"YOU KNOW!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"AND YOU KNOW!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah, I know!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hey!","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ohhh, yeah, me too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"(They both exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"That's weird. I bet they're doing it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on Joey!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe you would say that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! Fine I want-I need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is he romantic with her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are they in love?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You don't know anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, I know one thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"They did it right there on the couch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(He points to where she's sitting and she jumps up quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-yeah. Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Oh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sorry man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here's your scone.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thanks Gunther. STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did they teach you that in your anger management class?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pheebs, I don't think anyone's mad about that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Exactly! Because it's in the past!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Anybody gonna eat that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, I can do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, and I can do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They both stand real close together.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We can't do that.","speaker":"Both","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Bing! Wo-ho-ho, who's the pretty lady and what the hell is she doing with you?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, this is Monica. This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi, nice to meet you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi! And this is my wife Kara.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nice to meet you Monica. Bing!","speaker":"Kara","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Chandler does a fake laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That noise you just made?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, that was my work laugh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Really? Your work laugh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, check me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"...says $30 Father; same as in town.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, I thought you already had one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at...bigger rocks. Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, good luck with that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What's up?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh y'know what, we don't have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Umm...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, what's going on with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nothing! You go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I-I-there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-if-are you sure there's just not anything else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No! If there was I wouldn't tell you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"(The duck quacks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, then what happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The duck flaps its wings frantically.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You'll get your turn!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing! This is not over!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No! No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in... Actually, thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's okay, Joe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, let's go Pheebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York, it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bing!","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Hits the ball towards Chandler who returns it back to him. He then hits the ball at Monica who slams it and it bounces off Kara's leg.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oww!!","speaker":"Kara","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I gotta tell ya Bing; that partner of yours is a real tiger. Are you all right sweethart?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm not all right.","speaker":"Kara","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're, we're just gonna get a little sip of water.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They both walk off the court.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Let them win one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're not even giving them a chance!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"They have racquets don't they?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? Please let them win!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(She serves to Doug who returns it to Chandler. As it bounces over his head Chandler swings and misses.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oopsey, missed it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nice shot.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Chandler glares at her and she shrugs her shoulders. Monica serves again; and Kara returns it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I got it!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Chandler cuts in front of her and hits the ball high and long.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Long!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe you let them win!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was frustrated.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It was my racquet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was frustrated with you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what really bothers me? Is-it's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the \"I'll see you around, Bing!\" \"Not if I see you first, Doug!\" I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Maybe we should check the trash chute.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There he is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! Where the hell have you been?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just, y'know out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What were you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You walked around all night in the city by yourself?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He hooked up!! Tell us about her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Suddenly The Door Opens And Ross's Mystery Girl Enters. I'Ll Give You A Hint To Who It Is. OH....MY....GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross you left you scarf in... Hey you guys.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, nobody's judging you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Okay! You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They all turn and glare at Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You two will have very hairy children.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I didn't know you would say that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross! Janice?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So are you actually gonna see her again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I am gonna see her again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Damnit Phoebe!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"My turn? What-what are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, \"I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours.\" And he said, \"Laundry? Is that my new nickname?\" And you said, \"No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big......ot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Me and Chandler?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. And they're off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Judge rules, no violation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Neither of them turns around from watching the chick and the duck look for the tasty treat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They both turn around.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, tough call.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill.","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So how do you kids like your coffee?","speaker":"Kara","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, none for me. Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Just a little bit of sugar.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Doug and Kara go get the coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How does that laugh not give you a headache?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you get used to it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee. Y'know, I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight, it's not strong enough to defend itself. Did you hear what I said Bing?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Doug","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I just...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I think I do! Thank you, Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I thought you could use the help.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Coffee in a fight!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure! Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sorry! I'm just-I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But we're not ready to tell yet!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know! It's just that...ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wh-wh-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I was actually-I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's good enough. Right? Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'll get back to my new job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"'Kay. Congratulations on your new job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(After she exits, Chandler enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Man, she is really gullible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Monica motions that it went right over Rachel's head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Actually, I should get going.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! You did!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What is wrong now?!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee-ahh!! Ross, we need to talk.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. Sometimes I feel...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well yeah!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"OH...MY...GOD!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you gonna be okay?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Umm, hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Joey looks at Ross with a horrified look on his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude, we got to talk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. What you're-you're not mad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why would I be mad?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it down-let's write it down!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was a half an hour?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's your timer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They change places.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, then massage me up right nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's so good, isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Say good-bye to sore muscles!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good-bye muscles!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just-I didn't know what it was!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And the bunny got away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This would be the place where you explain the hat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And you're gonna make them all disappear.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler picks up a basket from the table and puts it on his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Great! Thanks, Rach!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure! God, please take those off!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, how's it going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(All at once.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Pheebs! Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Pheebs, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; \"Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter.\" And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? A purse?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It looks like a women's purse.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. See look, men, carrying the bag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"See look, women, carrying the bag. But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Exactly! Unisex!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister. She knocks on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great! Oh, you. Umm, what's up?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, yeah-no thanks.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, well, umm Grandma died.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! Didn't she die like five years ago?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I know that I went to that all ready.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No you didn't!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, then who's been dead for five years?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So... I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks! Enjoy your funeral.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Your make-up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why would I return it? I love this bag!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, then you owe me $350.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's the part, Anti-man?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"U-N-I-sexy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial, Phoebe is at the door welcoming people.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well hello, Mrs. Penella! Thank you so much for coming! Well, okay look, here's your umm, 3-D glasses and Reverend Pong will tell you when to put them on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The gang arrives.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi sweetie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, how are you holding up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Here, I brought you some flowers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?","speaker":"Man","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, welcome.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello. Hello.","speaker":"Man","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm here's your 3-D glasses.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, umm, all right.","speaker":"Man","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So how did you know Francis?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.","speaker":"Man","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?! What's your name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Umm, Frank Buffay.","speaker":"Man","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're Frank Buffay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Shh! No! Joe Hill!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You just said...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Phoebe takes one step after him and stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?! What honey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That was my dad!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(They all look down the hall he left from.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey you guys, check it out. Check it out. It's like it's coming right at me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking for her father.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, did you catch him?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh-what did he say?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He said, \"Nice to meet you Glenda.\" Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why?! Why not?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What did you say to him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Could everyone please take their seats?","speaker":"The Pastor","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, let's go say good-bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And a date with a man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, comes with a bag!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, I'd better go too. I have to go talk to my dad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, \"Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!\" I kinda scared myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, at least you scared someone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. I mean, you'd think I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Phoebe yelps in pain and jumps away from her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I give good massages! I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No he's not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes, he is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm sorry but, ow-owww-owww!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"But the minute we start to lie to each other... And by 'we' I mean society.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Any time you're ready, Joey.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it without the purse?","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Well, you must be new here. Maybe we should-I'm sorry, can I ask you something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure. What?","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, first it's not a purse.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, anytime.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go!","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right look, let me show you the catalog! See? Huh? It's the latest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, do you sell these bags?","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay! Thank you! That was great!","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah but I didn't read anything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I think we've seen enough!","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! All right, I'll see ya. We got it! We got it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, is Rachel here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. Y'know? I-I really like 'em.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell me-just say, \"I don't like your massages.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't like your massages.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See? It's no big deal.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, but now see you're crying!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! You don't know me at all!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, you give the worst massages in the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm crying here!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, \"Who's the best of that?\" They'd have to go to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. I suck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, thank you for meeting with me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you. All right.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come, sit. Sit. Sit! Umm, all righty, before we get started I just-I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, what did Francis leave me?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yes. Yes. Yeah-no. She did. She left you umm, this lipstick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. Huh. It's huh, well it's oh it's-ew used. Umm, cool.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes, yes I was.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It really says that?!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. See?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. But umm... Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But you-you-you came to see Lilly?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Why?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Lilly's dead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"She what?!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"She's dead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I can't believe this. I just-I can't believe this. How-how-Oh my God. How long ago?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"17 years ago.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh! What about, what about the girls?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe, is on this couch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, Oops. I just, I-I-I-I don't, I don't know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Y'know what, it doesn't matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"That's a defense?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You make up songs?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand and turns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm...","speaker":"Frank Buffay Sr.","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Well, I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(She holds his hand for a little while then...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Not yet, no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey man, how did the audition go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Estelle said I didn't get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What kind of problem?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well to tell you the truth, they uh, they had a problem with the bag!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nooooo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? Oh, you think I should give up the bag!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Honey wait, Joey, I'm sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"...I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't believe I'm hearing this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldn't have a bag, I just-it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, controversial.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah umm, they're called wallets.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They all run and join her at the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And we're done with the chicken fried rice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good idea! Yes!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It would be so cool to live across from you guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Or we can do the actual telephone thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"YOU KNOW?!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhh!!!","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"HI!! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?! What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Actually, it looks really good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Get in here!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or-Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey! Come here! Come here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You mean how they're friends and nothing more?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wh-what do you mean?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't take any...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Noo! I can't take any more secrets! I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You don't have any secrets!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hello children!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah the material feels so soft-hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. Are you okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, if you really wanna know, I'm-Oh! I can't tell you this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee-Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, now you're even cuter!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's not possible!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"This bicep?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well it's not flexed right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, I'll do it with ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay great, hold on a sec! Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I have quarters!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That new mountain bike?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well what did you send?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"A basket of mini-muffins.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"The small one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Your work makes me sad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Bye Chandler! I miss you already.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Actually, I did!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps-She knows!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey quickly tries to hide Hugsy by throwing it over his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe knows about us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well I didn't tell them!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Them?! Who's them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Unless...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! Not unless! Look this must end now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Noooo.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what you should do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm listening.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He broke that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, he had gravity boots.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, he broke those too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So he likes to break stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello! Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! It's Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh? Hello you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Eh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you kidding?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can not believe he would do that to Mon-Whoa! Joey, do they know that we know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"They know you know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! Joey, you can't say anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I couldn't even if I wanted too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but-I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica: (in the kitchen with Chandler) Look at them, they're-they're panicked!","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler: Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica: Oh yeah!","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right. Be sexy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She saunters over to Chandler with a mean pair of 'Come hither' eyes and she glares at Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(As she walks away, Chandler mouths a scream to Monica. How motions and mouths, \"It's okay, it's okay.\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They all run over to the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Oh my God! That is our friend! It's Naked Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Show time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How do you know?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"At this?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just go get some! Go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay? Whoa, wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good idea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, oh wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh now, don't give away the farm!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Come on in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I was going too. Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She makes a big show out of pulling out the cork and pours the wine.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So, here we are. Nervous?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Me? No. You?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, I want this to happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So do I.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(They click their glasses and take a sip. That sip turns into a gulp, which quickly progresses into their mutual draining of their glasses at once.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm gonna put on some music.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You look good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, do you not want to?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"She's bluffing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I like that! Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Joey! Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"It's not my first time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Cut to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Okay, give me a second! Did you clean up in here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Of course.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh, you're-you're going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Umm, not without you, lover. So, this is my bra.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"You should be. I'm very bendy. I'm gonna kiss you now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Not if I kiss you first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Here it comes. Our first kiss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":69}
{"text":"(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":71}
{"text":"And why not?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Because I'm in love with Monica!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":73}
{"text":"You're-you're what?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":74}
{"text":"(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Love her! That's right, I...LOVE...HER!!! I love her!! I love you, Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":76}
{"text":"I love you too Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I just-I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":79}
{"text":"And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And might I say your breasts are still showing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":80}
{"text":"God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":81}
{"text":"All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Well actually, Ross doesn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":84}
{"text":"(Joey suddenly gets very angry.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":85}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I-What? No! Wh... What are you doing?!! GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler!!! Chandler!!! Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm going on the lamb.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. Hold on! Hey Ross. What's up bro?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What the hell are doing?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, what's-what's going on?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Dude! He's right there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(There's a brief pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(There's another pause as Ross gets angry again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? What? What?! You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I call Godfather!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(A girl enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, are you ready to go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh sure, right back there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, where are we going to lunch?","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I was thinking Chinese food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(She heads to the bathroom and Joey sits back down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"She keeps punching me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They all laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay? She-she-she's hurting me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Aww, Joey, come here. Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aww.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Bread, so you never go hungry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Welcome to the building. I'm uh, Steve Sarah; I'm president of the tenants committee.","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh hi Phoebe.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Mr. President.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I came to talk to you about Howard.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Howard?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh that's nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah. So, do you want to give a check? Or...","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh. Uhh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip it under my door.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No-no, it's not that, it's just... I-I just moved in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I get it.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Howard's the handy man!","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes but too me he's just, man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ugh, can you believe that guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah. I really like his glasses.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sounds like a fun party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wh-wh-why?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, because she loves you and because you love her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! I'm right. I'm right. Am I right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. It's not different at all, is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not unless different means the same.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, you make them funny. You're the funny one!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Isn't this great?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Couldn't you just stay like this forever? Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What-what are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, you do want all that stuff, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh and you know what I want!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I do not have baby fever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I did not know that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely.","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"By me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, big!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Gunther, can I get a coffee to go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!","speaker":"Party Guests","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, hi Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it's a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in!","speaker":"Guest #1","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You chipped in?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but you're making me look bad!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh hey, Ross. Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people. Something to think about.","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross turns and glares at Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, my bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Wow! You look, you look...big.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well look, I'm breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Hiya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, cute jacket!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, thanks! That's so sweet!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, are too much!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Whoa! Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're so sweet!","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, you're so sweet!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well? Aren't you gonna do something?","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uhh....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?","speaker":"Katie","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's what I'm saying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe? Phoebe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They go to the food table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So uh, what did you tell them about me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But somehow you came off as the bad guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, this cake is really good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! Who would do a think like that?","speaker":"Guest #2","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Steve goes over to look at Ross who's trying to look cool, but has some frosting on his lip.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"3-B!","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah, aww!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, leave!","speaker":"Guest #3","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, get out! Now!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Go back to 3-B, 3-B!","speaker":"Steve Cera","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, \"Who hear likes Ross,\" and he's wearing two nametags! I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys Gold-digger, cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler comes running in. Everyone else is already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I need to talk to you, it's urgent!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monica...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Will you marry me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh-no. No. No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What a bad idea!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhhh, I cannot look at it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler, why are you doing this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm doing this because I'm sorry?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. Will you be my wife?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Who? Two divorces and Joey?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"She's right y'know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, but still, cheap shot!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I didn't think I was!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I will not!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They all laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, how long is this going to go on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole \"We were on a break thing?\" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's not funny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's not funny at all!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They all get up and leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you guys doing up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dark red.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. Hey, how about maroon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, you are so smart!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aww, you guys are so cute!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you in the morning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom, time lapse. He's asleep and dreaming. In his dream he's doing the crossword puzzle with...wait for it...Monica!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! You are so smart! I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I love you too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhh, we still need a tip.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right. Hold on. I got it. Nickel! How much more do we need?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"A couple of bucks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, dime! You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! Oh my God, this is a police badge!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and I'm not him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you saying I smell bad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No, you smell like a meadow. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's with him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I still don't know. I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, \"Kids welcome here.\" But that also says, \"Come here to me!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?! You say that to kids?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No! No! The \"Come here to me\" is y'know for the ladies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You picked a great couch.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. Could you just sign right here please?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! All right Rach, let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Are you kiddin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh. Oh! I can do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh, okay. Something didn't quite add up there.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's that supposed to mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well you, her, I mean, she's very...y'know. And you're like...y'know.","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really? You two?","speaker":"The Salesman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah! Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Then tell him quickly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Fine! We went out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"A loser you did it with 298 times!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah I can, it worked real well.","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I won't! Until I have my next cigarette.","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hold it! N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah that's right you are so busted. Book 'em.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Who are you talking too?","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am not going to apologize to a tree!","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. Backup! Backup!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I-I'm sorry! Sorry.","speaker":"The Smoking Woman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They start the attempt. Ross is going backwards and reaches the first landing. This staircase has three steps then a landing, makes a 90-degree turn, and has more steps before another landing and another 90-degree turn.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, go left. Left! Left!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! Okay. You got it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good-good-good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh-oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(She can't stay at the end as the couch rounds the turn so she shifts to the back corner of the couch and is at a 90-degree angle to it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She don't got it as the couch slips out of their grips and falls over the bottom railing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Any chance you think the couch looks good there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so this guy was all And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. It was just so cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You could get arrested, right now! All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi, Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't know you guys were going to be here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What is going on with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nothing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, but I don't want to talk about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? I kinda have a dream! I don't want to talk about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, it involved Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. Anyway we're talking about your dream. I love you. Your dream?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What was the dream about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn't mean that-that you're in love with me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It-it doesn't?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That kinda sounds like your dream dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well there you have it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Friends first? That's interesting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"You become friends after?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, never done that either.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(They realize the implication of their behavior, stop instantly and head for his bedroom. In the meanwhile, Joey is starring at Rachel in a seductive way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"What's up Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Rachel is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me, is this your car?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So am I!","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, no. Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I-I'm with the umm, the 57th.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm in vice. Yeah, in fact I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who-who else is in vice up there?","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, big guy, kinda bald.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I don't know him.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I-I sure will, take care.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. And where did you find my badge?","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He starts staring at her longingly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's up Joe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"...is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, \"Who are my friends?\" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you saying?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll treat you real nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well, y'know umm... No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Won't-won't that take longer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah. I understand. I understand. Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The lobby of Ross's building, he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great! What, you brought Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I brought the next best thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. Okay Rach, that's you. That's the couch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa-oh, what's-what's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, that's me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! That's-that's my arm!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Chandler and Ross head for opposite ends of the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on, Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right. Okay, here we go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Chandler has moved forward and is now underneath the couch as it heads up the first set of stairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right, ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Turn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Turn! Turn!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(As they turn the couch, Chandler gets sandwiched between the railing and the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(They set the couch down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You think?!","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right, let's uh, let's bring it back down and-and try again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I can't believe that didn't work!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I met this woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh, well, she's...really good in bed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well look, hey, it's all your fault!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! And her roommate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What about the closeness?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, I do! I do! I do!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They all walk over to get a slice.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They all throw their pieces back as there is a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"N.Y.P.D!!","speaker":"Voice","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God!","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhh, just a minute officer!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I would love it if I weren't here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Me?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Nice!","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Gary.","speaker":"Cop","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Gary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, so it's a date.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ohh, impressive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll talk at dinner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay. So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right, I can't wait!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Chandler busts out laughing and everyone just looks at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"He has a gun!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: The couch store, Ross is talking to a saleswoman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You wanna return this couch? It's cut in half!","speaker":"The Saleswoman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's what I'm telling you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you cut this couch in half?","speaker":"The Saleswoman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!","speaker":"The Saleswoman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars.","speaker":"The Saleswoman","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I take it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good, you guys are all here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wh-what?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You wanna work on your interview skills?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"O-okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They shake hands.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Very good handshake, good wrist action.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Let me try.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Did I squeeze it too hard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to comprehend that remark.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, same as the day before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. Okay, here goes. How you a-doin'? It worked! She's waving me over. Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! She is pretty, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Tell me about it, huh? Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! Ewwuck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This is your place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We've lost visual contact with the suspect.","speaker":"Gary's Radio","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, now I've really have to go!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, but it's my job, sweethart!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, then maybe I can come too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer.","speaker":"Gary's Radio","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Kay, bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Gary closes the door behind him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh I just miss him so much!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know it is the best.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? It's still going on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, seriously! When did it end?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why don't you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"God, I woke the beast. Sorry. I was wrong obviously, I just-I misspoke. It's okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey Monica, here's your broom back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You are so cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey, how'd the interview go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So what happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, \"Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!\" Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me... Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You kissed him?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I didn't know what else to do!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe it! I got a second interview!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah! No?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"A kiss? What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause \"Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Come on, Rach.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Maybe. I-I don't know-Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. She's back! Hot girl's back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, in Ross's building! She's back! She's back! Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. Got it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I gotta check out this hot girl! There she is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Damnit!! Did you move?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. I'm Ross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"The Old Man","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. I'm all alone.","speaker":"The Old Man","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Sorry about that. Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Daddy!!","speaker":"The Little Girl","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Later! Oh man! Hot girl! Hot girl!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Rachel!","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on in.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They go inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's really nice to see you again.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh Rachel, uhh...","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just ah...","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Here let me...","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I , hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey, Monica, and Ross all point to their lips to get Rachel to once again notice the ink on her lip.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You got ink on your lip.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Ohhhhhhhhh....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna say no.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh we can't, we already have plans.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, we're not seeing a movie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Chandler? Can I see you for a second?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh, so?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, \"Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!\" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(A man walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Excuse me. You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.","speaker":"The Man","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who isn't?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.","speaker":"The Hot Girl","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nevermind!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.","speaker":"The Hot Girl","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Jen.","speaker":"The Hot Girl","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Jen, I know this may sound a little... But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure! That would be nice.","speaker":"Jen","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! My number is on there. Give me a call.","speaker":"Jen","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I will give you a call.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll see you later.","speaker":"Jen","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I forgot my paper.","speaker":"Jen","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was amazing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That was amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, you're the best.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, you're the best.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, you're the best.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am the best.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Just as they start to get up, Joey walks in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey guys! What 'cha been doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, those first two windows, that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I did not know that! Thank you Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uhh, you ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure, I'll just get my coat. Could you get that?","speaker":"Jen","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure. Joey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dahhhhh!! No! Noooo!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah, first, I-I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fair enough.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got courage, you got integrity, you got courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Zelner.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! You are?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? Oh thank you! Oh... Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, well then how about a handshake? Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch that-I mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you so-Hey! I'll see you Monday!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You tired Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's so cool. Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. That's pee-pee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so...","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You didn't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The park huh? A public place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica! This is the Men's room! Isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, we can't let them win!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I feel really sad that we're not...really there anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Did not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, I freaked out a little.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! And now we're back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Looking through Ross's window, he's doing more pantomimes. The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Cut to the inside of Monica and Rachel's apartment, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I cannot believe Ross is buying this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You guys ready fore the movies?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(We see through the big window from the outside and see that Monica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted onto cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearing their Baywatch swimsuits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Man! They cannot get enough!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":17,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, pick a card.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right now, memorize it. You got it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is that your card?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you talking about?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! I mean, way to go Ben! Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Luck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Unwilling to steal from work, interesting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay guys, way to wish me luck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good luck! Go get 'em!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Done.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, great so do you want to do it together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I would love to do it together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey starts to giggle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"They're gonna do it together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Dude! That's my girlfriend!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What, so I gotta shut it down now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Weirder than watching his two moms make out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You're not his godfather.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?! Are you kidding?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Of course I am! Okay, let's go godfather.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(As they walk out he motions to Chandler that he is still Ben's godfather.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? That's great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, that kid looks familiar.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you,","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey, you look nothing like Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I look more like him than you do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She is kidding, but don't ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I'm kidding!","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, what a fun office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They all get up to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel? Do you smoke?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories......about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That doesn't seem fair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it is the best.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I can do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I would love to!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I wanna go to babe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They all start out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh wait, I change my mind! Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, me too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, look at that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What happened to the intimate dinner party?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, we're not doing that. Okay...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Cups.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Cups? You're giving me cups?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And ice!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice? All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I got it! Mine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey! How'd the audition go?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Not so good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's \"Audition didn't go so well. Yeah it did?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You got a callback too didn't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah I did!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nancy and I were talking about the fall collection.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So anyway we really... Honey, we're just smoking all over you.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, sorry!","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So anyway I sent the designs over to Ralph and he's very excited about the line.","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh that's great! You are the best!","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel gets fed up and heads over to another smoker.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? Y'know what, actually... Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I thought you didn't smoke.","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, \"Wow, those guys are crazy!\" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We get high.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, me too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm kidding.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, me too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ben and Joey's (Isn't that an ice cream??) callback.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who knows?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes!! I knew it!! Bye-bye! So long! Later!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two or you two.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. It's gonna be weird.","speaker":"Kyle","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.","speaker":"Kyle","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah sure. What's in 'em?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, cups.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Seriously that's a lot of cups.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know I rued the day once...didn't get a whole lot else done.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. Oh, hi Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs! Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, you just...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What? Chandler! Tell 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well I mean, let me get the door first. Oh, hi! No one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"At least I care about his feelings!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn't get it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And why wouldn't he get it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You just give him a spoon baby!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You're kid's name is Raymond!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah?! So's yours!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How did work go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You stink!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I'm-I'm serious!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I did not!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I wish I had smoked for my career...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's so gross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think you smell great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am so on board!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel didn't you just light that?","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? Good luck, Rach.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I've actually been thinking about quitting lately.","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh sure, every Sunday night I'm telling myself I'm quitting but every Monday morning it's like","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Tell me about it!","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It does sound appealing.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I never could do it.","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My late husband gave me that lighter. I'm not kidding.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay then!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Ben's audition, Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hmmm, soup! Hmm soup! Hmm, soup!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, no problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ben! I mean, Ben! Ben!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, Raymond, Joey you're up.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Is there a problem?","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know, that's-that's fine, but the line is, \"Hmm, soup.\"","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, what did I say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hmm, noodle soup.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How's that different? Oh! Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, let's try one.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hmm, noodle soup.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. Let's do it again.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They do it again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hmm, soup. I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"COME ON!!!!","speaker":"Raymond","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Y'know what? We need to move on.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-oh, busted!","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. That didn't work out.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!","speaker":"Nancy","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No! You're doing great! Don't you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, okay! So you'll come with me on the Paris trip.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh man!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Check it out! Cup hat! Cup banner! Cup chandelier! And the thing that started it all, the cup!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great job with the cups, Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why don't you just go out with her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler starts to follow her into the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And did you notice the ice? Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! Ahhh! Mystical!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Awesome!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There are snow cones! Snow cones! Yuck!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know...go! Go! Right there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you! Thank you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, look! Look! Look!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Surprise!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's the surprise!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Everyone stops and looks at Chandler, who's nodding.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Surprise!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I was in charge of cups.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, okay, not so weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No really, I-I am! I feel bad!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, \"Hmm, noodle soup.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What you do mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I think, sub-consciously...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"There you go. Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Thank you! So, did-did he get it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Eh, what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, she doesn't come down here any more. You can find her up on ten.","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Kim exhales and Chandler stares at it longingly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So we talked about the whole presentation yesterday at lunch and he wondered if one person would be enough to get a take on the trip and I said, \"Yeah, absolutely!\"","speaker":"Kim","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'll catch you guys later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! How'd you get in there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi Chandler!","speaker":"Delivery Girl","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh, I hate it! I look like an 8-year-old boy.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's uh, 27 dollars even.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Here you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(The duck starts quacking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, where's the chicken?","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great. I'll see you later!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What the hell was that?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I was not flirting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It was totally flirting. \"Somebody got a haircut \"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't get me started on that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler enter with the pizzas.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I was not flirting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And on your anniversary, for shame!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was not and oh God, shh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross looks at Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Big night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"This is so cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. I've done it again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey! Happy Anniversary!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Happy Anniversary, 10 months!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"The one that doesn't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You have got to go home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"But I like it here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay! Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I guess so.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Here you go. Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh what, you-you want both of them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Tell her to wear her own earrings.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"These are her earrings.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Because I lose her stuff!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"(His grandmother asks him something.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"If you said, \"Big lima bean, bubbling up.\" Would she understand the difference?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Rach? What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"It's a diaper commercial.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Pizza delivery!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"I'll get it! I will get that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Oh. Thanks.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Y'know, all I'm looking for is the money.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Here you go. Now stop bringing us pizzas you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":86}
{"text":"I'm gonna try.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":87}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":88}
{"text":"You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":89}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":90}
{"text":"This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":91}
{"text":"What's goin' on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Thank you for that! I was not flirting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":94}
{"text":"It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":97}
{"text":"It's no big deal, I do it all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":98}
{"text":"So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":101}
{"text":"True story!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Chandler, this actually bothers you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":105}
{"text":"And thank you, for that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":106}
{"text":"But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":107}
{"text":"What? What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":109}
{"text":"All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! And not the one on the menu!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":110}
{"text":"I found it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":112}
{"text":"On your dresser.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Okay that is the one we already have!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":115}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Well, what is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Oh, they cut me out of the show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":119}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Maybe your scene's coming up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":122}
{"text":"Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":124}
{"text":"I'm in it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":125}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is terrible, what are you going to do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's not good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Something in Italian to Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Sam Waterston!","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, it's Sam Waterston! Crimes and Misdemeanors, Capricorn One.","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Doesn't know, \"Hello.\" But she knows Capricorn One.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But I already gave them back to you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No you didn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. Where is that other earring?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why are you being weird?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Do you like it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, that would be, \"Why are you being cute?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, I'm working on my flirting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohh! I did not get that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, it's good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Chandler! Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Go on, teach me something about men and women.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, \"I'm just flirting, no big deal.\" But the guy is thinking, \"Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well that's pathetic!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Again true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"And this goes for all guys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like ten minutes left!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I know, I know! What am I going to do? Ooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah, all right. Ooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. So, you're old and small.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Did you find it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Okay, calm down, here they are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"What are we going to do?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Ohh that'd be great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Yeah, what is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Look at you! Come here! Feel better?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Yeah! You're the best!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Your sunglasses?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Oh, right!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Pizza!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Okay, hold on. Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"You'll see. Okay. Oh, what's-what's her name?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Caitlin!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Caitlin!","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"It's uh, $12.50.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Okay, so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"No actually umm, I think that they're umm, gas.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Gas? Wow! Intense.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"They put that in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Well okay!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"A lot of other gas smells...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Oh the humanity.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Meth-methane smells...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Y'know what umm, actually I, I really, I should go.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"(Ross closes the door slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Was I talking to her about gas?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"More so than anything else.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"I-I-I found it interesting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"What else do they add smell too?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, is there a problem?","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! That was flirting?!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The guy with the gas?!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just, I thought Joey was there.","speaker":"Caitlin","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And she just gave you this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well that I can believe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Is the show still on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Almost over man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look! Oh! Is that the Pope?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why am I looking?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh Joey!","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. Choo! Choo! Choo! Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it... Choo!! And if I don't get it, I'm gonna shoot this duck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm comin' out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And she's supposed to buy this?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Joey, bravo!","speaker":"Grandma Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Suddenly, the tape cuts away from Joey's impromptu scene, to Chandler standing really, really close to the camera.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ground control to Major Tom! Commencing countdown...engines...on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I am definitely gonna watch that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What about these? These look the same?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Definitely!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not as each other!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, then no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Goes over to Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You ready?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Let me see the earrings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, honey, the earrings...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My boyfriend really does have good taste!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks for picking out the earrings man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, good idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey man, what's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, Ross, look! Look!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Where?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What am I looking at?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Somebody help me out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You got to go on a ride along?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I want to go on a ride along!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah! Me too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Really?! You?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, it's kinda dangerous.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, I like danger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, you guys free tonight?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah!!","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh, thank God! Finally!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know... And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great! Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She picks up the box and the bottom falls out, spilling all of the pictures onto Monica's neat little piles.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oops. Sorry! Well, good thing you number all of them, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay honey. I'm gonna fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Rachel slowly leaves the apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It is starting to get dark out there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. But it is officially nighttime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's called the cherry.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's the-Chandler!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler starts laughing at his joke.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-ho, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah okay. Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Your tax dollars?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Time lapse, they're still on the ride along and Joey is just sniffing his sandwich.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Did I say you could smell it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I can't smell your sandwich?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, I'll give them back. Look! What is so great about that sandwich?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you thinking about Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, what's that like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is just entering. She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen. As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Made in Mexico! Yes!! Ugh, who would buy this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach! It's me! Pick up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel runs over and answers the phone with the blender in hand.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So all we have is ice?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"See if he has ice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She hangs up the phone and starts to head back to the kitchen and notices some money lying out, stops, reaches down to pick it up, the phone rings causing her to drop it, she quickly puts it back, and heads for the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello Ross? It's Emily. I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The ride along.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So where are we going next?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on man! Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, no one talks like that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, I'm more cop than you two!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How do you figure that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, jealous!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, no problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry! Sorry! Oh, there! Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Gary just glares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Emily Waltham","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! We can't do that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesn't give us the right to erase his message!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn't that give me the right to control him-help him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't think he's the one who needs help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They both sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your messages have been erased.","speaker":"Answering Machine","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Noooooooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. But that reminds me, sign this.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What? What? What is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Is everything okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You okay man?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Thank Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, HELLO!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I guess we should go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, wait. Wait.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah right!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah well unless we tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"John Glenn is here?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, Joey!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait! Hold on! Hi!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, go ahead.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"My God, Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was a car backfire!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't know that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who jumps at loud noises!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! I could've died tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I do have a newfound respect for life.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you wanna get some dinner?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! Sure! Yep! Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bye!","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude! How come you took off?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is something wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You dove in front of Ross! Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I do not hate Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What picture?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I...knew...you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"From a bullet!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know it doesn't make much sense...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Much sense?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you risked your life, for a sandwich!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is the greatest sandwich in the world!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Chandler takes a bite.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"How good is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh-oi-ho, yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hm-hmm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah. With a bite! Gee-e-e-eez!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?! What? What happened?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And somebody took a shot at me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, a car backfired, but I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I...I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Because a car backfired?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, why are you here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole \"seizing\" thing but um, Emily called you today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You talked to her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, she left a message. But it-it kinda got erased. There's just something wrong with your machine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, okay, what-what did she say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. Thank you! Thank you! Because-I'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want me-not important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. Your decision.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You weren't there! Okay, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! Y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. Maybe this is about escaping stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I mean, look-look today you escaped death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, there you go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Close call day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey, thanks Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ohh, honey no problem. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Ross hits the playback button.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"\"Hey Ross, it's you!\" Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey umm, was-was Monica here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Yeah, I want my money back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(Ross is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Before or after you were shot by your own troops?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, hero sandwiches.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. Not you Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm fine, thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica leaves and Chandler moves to talk to Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hiya doin' pumpkin?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What do you, what do you think?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll see you after work sweetie.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, what movie should we see?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?! Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I can't believe this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, but it is fast. Isn't it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ohhhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So, what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't know. I'll just handle it-I'll ask you to talk to him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Me?! Why me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a...man!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That is so sweet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Also an island.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The game resumes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, what time is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"2:17.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, my pants are a little loose!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you guys...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is Monica here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No.","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You bought Shawn Cassidy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay! Check it out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What-what is it?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What the hell is that?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's a, it's a cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That, is not a cat! {I have to agree with Joey on this one.}","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes it is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why is it inside out?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"How much did you pay for that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah? How much?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"A thousand bucks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"ON A CAT??!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"It's not a cat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's not a cat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Uhh, the ball thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(They throw the ball back and forth once.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I know! Don't switch hands, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Scene: the 5th Precinct, Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment. And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of \"Ladies of the night\" sitting there. (If you know what I mean.)]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey ladies! What are you in here for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Gary, I'm here to report a crime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure. Okay.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You mean scared.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I mean happy.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Scared? Happy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler, what-what are you doing?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know! I can't wait!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Were you're parents happy, or something?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I just-I wanna be around her as much as I can.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you know what I'm talking about, right?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, it's too soon for you guys.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right about that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are still playing catch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! &lt;manical_laugh.wav&gt; Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo...}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"{Oh, all right! Geez, I can't have any fun!}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. It was right here, where is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How do you know? You don't have a watch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know.... Yeah, can't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, we haven't dropped it in...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"2 hours, 27 minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. Yes!! Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You have scratches all over you, what happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, it's my cat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I got a cat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't want a cat!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, \"Rachel!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, I was gonna let you play with it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes I did, and I think you should do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry. If you ask me, I'd move in with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh!! God! Ooh! Get out of here, good for nothing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Chandler.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Gar!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi sweetie. Hi, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You look very pretty today.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks! Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here's the thing.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I want you to move in with me.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I just-I don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm just-I'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Which is why my answer is yes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uh-huh! I'm so...happy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, let me in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no! Don't do it! Don't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He's a dropper!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not a dropper!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's throwing and catching!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! That's so hard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel enters with the \"cat\" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my-Oh good God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Baking it didn't help, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I tried! They won't take her back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Rach, why won't they take it back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Monica sneezes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey!","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"We have great news!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We're moving in together! Isn't it great! Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Congratulations! Congrats!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I know, I'm so excited!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So am I!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you at the station later.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Phoebe closes the door behind him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"So you're moving in with him. What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Why, do you write him a lot?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene: Gary's precinct, Phoebe is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, nothing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh really?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nothing at all?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. Can I get some water?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm, yeah! Today's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"'Cause uh, this is today's Post and uh, these are the listings I found. Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Let me tell you what I think might be going on. No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, \"Yes\" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! I'm sorry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Phoebe...","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's so sweet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I just-I want you to be happy","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Living with you would make me happy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Phoebe, you don't have to say that.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh that's great!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh wait, one sec. One sec. Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, which was never!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The street outside Central Perk, Rachel is trying to sell the cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's not a baby! It's a cat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Eew! It's creepy looking!","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no! No! It's actually-it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! Yeah, do you want it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I hate cats.","speaker":"Woman No. 1","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Another woman approaches.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! What an unusual cat!","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter but... Okay, why not?","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, a thousand.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I thought you wanted to adopt your cat.","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, yeah, I just wanted a cat.","speaker":"Woman No. 2","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! Damnit! Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm starving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We invented this game!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Please! I made this game what it is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not fun anymore?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm still hungry!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right! Let's go! Let's go Team Monica! All right, we can work out the name later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, thank God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Did you get your money back?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! You made a profit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I just came for the red-velvet pillow.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah, there you go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?","speaker":"Gunther","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I really like waking up with you.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I like waking up with you too. Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. Oh, I can stay here all day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That would be great!","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We could have breakfast in bed...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait, just a second.","speaker":"Gary","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Oh! Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch. Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh good, you're all up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's over.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He shot a bird!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that is over!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's terrible! I'm sorry!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh hey, here Pheebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nah, I don't feel like playing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right. Okay. I'm starving!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You guys wanna eat here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! As long as we're here!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know. My arm is killing me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I meant with the dropper over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, my eye is a little itchy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross turns to look at Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, so Richard, Richard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh God, here we go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, fine.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica! Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross! Stop it! Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How much did I love The King and I?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Me too! Me too! Me too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Just stop it! Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Joey howls in pain and holds his eye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You okay there man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, I got too excited!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, give him a kiss for me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Later!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow umm, calm down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why are so mad at him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, it just seems that...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, \"Ross\" on it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears... But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, \"Where's Betsy?\" Right? And she says, \"Betsy's been dead for 10 years.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh-oh, chilling!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! And you know what that means buddy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I know that means buddy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh wait, my grandmother's dead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right! Thanks Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh umm, not go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"All right, great, road trip baby! This okay with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. You can go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! Ohhh! No! Look what I did! Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! Chandler!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey Joey! What's up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I've been around.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great! Problem solved!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, back to square one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Peanut butter!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A swimmer!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica. Oh... huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ascot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"North route or south route?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"North route!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Bamn! There you go! Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, this guy again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey man, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sure, what do you want to see?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I don't know, umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Umm, no thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What's with her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What do you like better action or comedy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Action.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Ross pauses and looks at him, Joey motions for him to hurry up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Dude, you are sick.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! What does that thing do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh that's an eye removal machine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, I'm outta here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm kidding! I'm kidding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi Rachel!","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So were done then!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Almost! But first, we gotta start.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is a glaucoma test.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sit down.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But your chin here. Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"A small puff of air, now come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Here we go.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"1...2...3!","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"1...2...","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay. Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"1...2! Y'know what? You're young; you probably don't have glaucoma.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day and you'll be as good as new.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And I'll fit you for a glass eye.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay, just give me the damn drops!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Dr. Miller? P E C F D.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Very good Monica! You know where they are.","speaker":"Dr. Miller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I sure do! And you don't get one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They're still in my coat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Damn!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! You ready to go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Monica stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did you not hear the plot of the movie? \"She's been dead for ten years.\" I'm gonna be a millionaire!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You got it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Joey nods to Chandler, no way!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, bye-bye now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Bye you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Bye-bye!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I wanna say good-bye at the car!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"See ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? Pheebs? Hello? Phoebe? Phoe-Phoebe! Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, if you don't know I can't help you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, I can't help you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Apology accepted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay. So we're, we're good?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"All right. I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Bye, fat ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I don't know! I don't remember!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(Ross isn't sure what to do with that comment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab, Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas. Joey is driving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't worry, it's out there! I think I just need lunch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You wanna eat? My treat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Isn't that Ross's money?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Too dry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is this movie gonna be my big break?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Dude you said, \"No!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I also said, \"Yes!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No! Ahhh!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't believe this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know what? I don't need this! Okay? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, you don't want me on the trip?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Not if you're gonna be like this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Fine! Get out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Get out!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"All right!! Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there. Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No that made me feel precious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah? Sometimes it's...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I'm the baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Eh! Stop it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That game should not be played without my supervision.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's in the bag?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I do!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not even close.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay! All right! Let's do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sit down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Put your head back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now, open your eyes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, they are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How many fingers am I holding up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Four.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God, I was thinking four.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No drops!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"On three, 1...2...3! Now my pillow's all wet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, well, you said it was practice!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Then why did you move?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Because I knew you were lying!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right, come here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I am going... I'm going--Turn it over! I'm... I am going to get these drops in your eyes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Monica! Stop it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Damn! It's empty!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. Or-or Rachel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello? It's Joey. I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What did you do to his sweater vests?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, dude!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh that's my grandma. And thanks Joey she's having a really great time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering... Okay, I guess he ran out of change.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, maybe you should send him something. So that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, don't-don't say I'm sorry with porn!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What do you like better flora or fauna?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Fauna.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Garfunkle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why are you mad at me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You said I was boring--Ohh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"When did I say you were boring?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La...la...la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh-what?! Why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a money thing, we don't have any.","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're kidding right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, hang out?! How long?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Eh, worth a shot. Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?","speaker":"Stanley","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(I think one of the grips walk up to Joey, mainly because there's a credit for The Grip. What the heck is a grip anyway?!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani?","speaker":"The Grip","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"These got left for ya.","speaker":"The Grip","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks. Congratulations on your big break.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(The rest of the crew start to drive away leaving Joey sad, alone, and holding his congratulatory balloons as the song comes up again. La-la-la. See, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain! In the desert you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La-la-la, la, la, la...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone is ringing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Monica, it's Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"The Husband","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Everybody smile! Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! Kill me. Kill me now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(As she moves to get it, Monica yells...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Go!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sucker!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello? Hey Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure! Where is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh! So you're 5639?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's it! Thanks Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is that Joey?! Let me talk to him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! Tribbiani! Get back to work! Break time's over!","speaker":"A Casino Boss","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Who was that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Don't come out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Would you mind doing a picture with us?","speaker":"A Tourist","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Uh, what was that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Uh, Entertainment Tonight. Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! Monica?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe? Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's okay. What the hell took you so long?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Which Richard?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But again, Simmons. Go on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"On a totally different bet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's almost our anniversary!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I got you a present!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I know, but you have to open it today!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(He starts taking his time opening it. Finally Monica snaps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Do we have to?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah, I think we should see other people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"But we can go, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"It's a great idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna go too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our anniversary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Art lover!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"What'd you say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"I said art lover.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Is that supposed to be an insult?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm very tired.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"That sounds great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Naked alone time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, what about after I give you these candies?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah-ha! Okay, Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Happy plane-aversary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aww! I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can I give you a present now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! Oh man! Don't tell me I did this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I love the \"I forgot the present\" fake out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How do you feel about the, \"I really did forgot the present, please forgive me\" not fake out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh that's okay. Don't worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What-what Richard thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What Richard thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Simmons! Go with Simmons!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm not mad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, London 1...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen...naked! I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked! Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes-Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya, baby! Darnit! Ugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the break.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"May I come in?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, if you want too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you want me too?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So do I. Okay Rach, before anything happens I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of \"Us.\" Okay? I just want this to be about what it is!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And um, what-what is that Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The physical act of love.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! Are you crazy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! No! No! No-no-no-no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh wow! I'm sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of \"us?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross storms off embarrassed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys wait! Guys! This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, you don't eat animals.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"For 99 cents, I'd eat you. Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! Oh! Look! Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Joey! Hey! Hey!! Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Love your condoms my man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why are you dressed as a gladiator?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who are you talking too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They uh director. Uhh, her. All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why?! What happened?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. I'm sorry man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I knew you were not okay with that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So you're a gladiator! Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, what-what's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Monica had lunch with Richard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Dawson?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Noo! But that would've been so cool!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No! Her boyfriend Richard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Aww, there we go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I love Vegas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Next time?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ooh, so close.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's so funny, because I think I just did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Fine with me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Fine! Happy Anniversary!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No it is not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"What are you talking...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: An aircraft cabin, Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep! That's hilarious!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! You totally get embarrassed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that so?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good luck!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. I am so sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure! Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Anybody lose this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Comin' out. Place your bet. Dice are out. Double or nothin'! Pay the front line!","speaker":"The Croupier","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom.","speaker":"Guy","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross! What are you... I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What the? What...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Miss? May I help you?","speaker":"The Flight Attendant","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I change a hundred?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Changing one hundred! Good luck sir.","speaker":"Blackjack Dealer","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let's ride.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"13.","speaker":"Blackjack Dealer","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hit me! Ohh man! Wait!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"My identical hand twin!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What's an identical hand twin?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Don't you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Again I must go back to, how?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand twice? Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, are you unsupporting me again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Pheebs!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I found my identical hand twin!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, you are so lucky! Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"But she just came up here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That was Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I wonder where she is. That is so weird.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Good. I should really start wearing hats!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos... They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, \"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die.\" Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Welcome to Las Vegas.","speaker":"The Flight Attendant","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you! Enjoy your flight?","speaker":"The Flight Attendant","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hope you had a nice flight.","speaker":"The Flight Attendant","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, it was the best!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think the check in is that way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello! Ohh, kids love me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys are here! Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? and you're Bob Saget.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pancho Vila?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you talking about Pheebs? I don't... Oh my God, you drew on me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you wet my pants!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Whoa, what kind of party was this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can-you have so crossed a line.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"M-M-Mole people?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What? No-no, a lurker.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh. What's a lurker?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Kills you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohhh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"How do you know about this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance-karate lessons.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Dance karate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, it won't come off!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"It won't come off!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey you made it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Joey!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"All right! Hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hi!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Who's your friend? He's hot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Your what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?! That's not gonna make you any money!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: The craps table, Monica is on a big roll.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right baby, come on! Yes! Yes! I am on fire!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See you later Mon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What does it look like? I'm going home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? Wait! Why? Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I'm sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on! I was there! I know he's the love of your life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not any more.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really! All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. Okay, this is empty.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Which guy?","speaker":"The Woman Dealer","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. See?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.","speaker":"The Woman Dealer","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Very busy.","speaker":"The Woman Dealer","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Right! Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. A beard and a moustache. Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know it's like anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh! Okay. Okay, thank you! Yeah, it's not coming off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?! What else did he say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So... Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, I am a human doodle!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! There are tons...of...freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They both exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Time lapse, they're both entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, there was some staring and pointing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I need a, I need a drink!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. But who cares?! Because it's all on me! That is, one big drink!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Macadamia nut?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm... Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hm-mmm!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nope!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Get out of here you lurker! Go on! Get!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh! You made up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, get a room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We have one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know. Use it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh, yeah! That's right, you take good care of those babies!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's me, Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do I know you?","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing?","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have to get back to...","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's okay.","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But you haven't even heard the chorus!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right. Y'know what? We don't have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. 13.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hit me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oohh, 23. Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I bet 20.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pick a number! That is your only job!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"8. 8!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"8!","speaker":"The Croupier","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yay!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Noo!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Two fours.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"8!:","speaker":"The Croupier","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!","speaker":"A Drunken Gambler","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! Wait-wait-wait-wait! We get the biggest suite in the place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich-Me neither! Okay, what do I want now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Another hard 8.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; and we get married here tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Go! Come on! Roll!","speaker":"Drunken Gambler","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Roll-roll!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Shut up!! It just got interesting!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The Craps table, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What did you just say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It went under the table.","speaker":"Drunken Gambler","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nobody move! Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here it is! Here it is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That could be a four or a five. It's your call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's a four.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think so too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh well, lost again. That's it! You and me, outside!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Be cool! Okay lady, your lurking days are over!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Also Monday.","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What time? Maybe we can share a cab!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We need more cards.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. Whup, okay. Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That must be our alcohol and beers!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! Hey Rach, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, don't let her drink anymore!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nope! Something else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I...I really miss downstairs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well hello! I'm Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Good luck to ya!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hello!","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I won! I won! I finally won!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I won! That was my quarter!","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fine! Here! Take a hike toots!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The security guard approaches.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money.","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is that true miss?","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sells drugs to kids.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She sells drugs to kids.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was my quarter!","speaker":"The Lurker","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Was it her quarter?","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How about we talk about this over dinner?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay lady, you're out of here.","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm just taking you outside!","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're so efficient. I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Let's go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no-no! We need something old!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That'll work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Here just...take this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's stealing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, one thing at a time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! \"Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!\" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there-Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you gonna play?","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ooh-ho-ho!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"14.","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hit me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Stop it!","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Please stop it!","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Didn't I just throw you out of here?","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on, lady!","speaker":"The Security Guard","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Please, please take him too.","speaker":"Joey's Hand Twin","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! I'm your hand twin!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello! One marriage please!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep, we wanna get married!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.","speaker":"The Attendant","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right.","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They both sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, only because that's the graduation song.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay! This is it! We're gonna get married!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you sure you wanna do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They storm out into the street.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait! Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, \"Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!\" Fade to Black.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":5,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! This is it! We're gonna get married!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you sure you wanna do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They storm out into the street.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait! Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"N-No running in the chapel!","speaker":"Attendant","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey! Don't you give me any of your-Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What are you guys doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn't that why you guys are here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes! Well that-yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why else would we be here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We actually missed it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, maybe you wouldn't have had you run in the chapel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is insane!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What's the big deal, y'know? It's not like it's a real marriage.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God!-Eh! Well...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's hotel room, she's waking up with a horrendous hangover.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Suddenly, there's movement beside her, startling her. It's Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why are we in bed together?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know. Do-do you have any clothes on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! But we-we didn't have...sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don't remember much about last night, it was such a blur.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And we didn't have sex.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tell me about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mornin' Pheebs. Well, my movie has officially been canceled.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Joey, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I'll just fly home with you guys, what time's your flight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What about my cab?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't need that anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. Oh-ooh! How about you come with me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, it's such a long trip.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It'll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right. Although I don't think we need one, I never stopped loving you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Where is the waitress?! I'm starving!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's a buffet man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, here's where I win all my money back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Listen, I gotta talk to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Sure! What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica and I almost got married last night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's huge! Wait a minute, why come I wasn't invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don't say, \"Ross.\" Do not say, \"Ross.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look, I just don't think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y'know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Y'know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh! Tell her she's not marriage material.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon. It's gonna break his heart, he's not gonna think that I don't love him anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well you don't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes I do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Good! Good! I was just testing you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh hi! Hi! Y'know, we were just talking about bacon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"The Girls","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. They're acting like nothing's happened and everyone is just staring at them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I don't know. What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(Rachel turns to Ross stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Rach! We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Who got married?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"You did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"What?! Hello! We didn't get married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"No, we didn't get married! That's ridiculous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"We-we-we-I remember being in a chapel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I-They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Hell, I'm drunk right now! What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast?! I'm on vacation!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"What are you guys gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We we're just gonna get an annulment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh-oh, that's your thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You're thing. You're thing. Y'know? You're the guy who gets divorced.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"No-no, that's-that's not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it! Then it won't work out and you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. I'm so drunk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"[Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, what do you think we should do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. But I-I-I know I love you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight then there's a definite sign that we should get married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don't get married.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sounds great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.","speaker":"Croupler","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ready!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, yes eight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica rolls the dice.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Eight! Easy eight.","speaker":"Croupler","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! I can't believe I actually rolled an eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That was so unlikely. Well, let's get married! I guess.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wait a minute. That wasn't a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I wanted it so bad! Wanna go pack?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah. We're doing the right thing, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ohh, of course we are! We left it up to fate. If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab, Phoebe and Joey are driving back. Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. Come on Joey! You can't win if you don't ask any QUESTIONS!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We've been on the road six hours and you've been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio's broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really? I don't...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sing!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I wanna rock and roll all night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joey's driving and having a hard time staying awake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the car's still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Morning!","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, hubby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not going to do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! So, we'll just stay married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, exactly!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm-I'm not kidding. Look I-I, I can't have three failed marriages. I can't. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It's right next to it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh, okay, I'm sorry. You're right. Y'know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you're asking of me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm asking you to do me a favor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are asking me to be your wife!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well you did pull his hair.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He took my snack!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not getting into this again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! Oh God, y'know what? It's really bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I told you not to walk. Here. There. Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This doesn't mean anything, does it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab, she's driving, Joey's in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape-, a rapist or a killer or something!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep! And you, are you a rapist?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do you like car games?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know the license plate game?","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love the license plate game!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, I'll play! I'll play!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. We register, and you get to keep all the presents!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know if it's true.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh b-b-but it is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, okay, y'know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world's worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right. All right, I'll do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross turns and leaves.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab, it's the same arrangement as before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! There is the train station!","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter, so the ball's pretty much in your court.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, see ya Pheebs.","speaker":"Hitchhiker","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on Pheebs! I can't take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Stop it! Stop it no! That's not fair! Y'know I can't resist that beautiful voice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn't deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You can still sleep at night and stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I've got a really good one! I've been thinking about it since Kansas.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Is it a meatball sub?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That is incredible! You are the master!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Huh, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, don't say it! Don't even think it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y'know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sick of the signs! It's too fast, I'm happy the way things are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't want things to change! Do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Jeez, relax! It's not like we're mar-ah-ah!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Then all your stuff would be here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, what if all my stuff was here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Live together? There have been no signs for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Me asking is kind of a sign.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"YES!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay!!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(And the crowd goes wild! Well, at least the live studio audience.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Here's your key","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Here's your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"The door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay! Ready?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(He tries, but something happens.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can't get in!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wait! Oh my God! I can't get out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"This is not a sign!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, it's not a sign! It's a very old key!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's an old key!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God it's old!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Are you hugging the door right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, me neither.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No thanks, I've already seen one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. You uh, you wanna hear something weird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Always.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't get the annulment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The key's stuck in the lock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can fix it. Hold on. Look out. Look out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It still doesn't work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not finished.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it's hinges.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nice job Joe! You're quite the craftsmen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":1,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, it's the same scene from the end of last week's show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. You uh, you wanna hear something weird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Always.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I didn't get the annulment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to outside Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, do you have any gum?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh? Yeah! Sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh but Phoebe, we're gonna be late for the movie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(A cab pulls up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, there's a cab! Taxi!! Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, we're, we're actually just gonna walk 'cause it's right up there at the Angelica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! You didn't get the annulment?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer's office all I could hear was, \"Three divorces. Three divorces!\" Look, I just don't want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Don't be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y'know? Mine's gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Look, all I know is I-I can't have another failed marriage!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So okay what? You're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it?!-Op, woman! Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, okay so, I don't have it all worked out quite yet. Just don't say anything to Rachel, please?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Rachel is one of my closest friends. Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Rachel's cab backs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What was that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I haven't seen it yet!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well then you'd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Noooooooo!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Of course! Joey wouldn't let you have one?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, I keep trying, y'know? I can get out, \"Joey, I have too...\" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, \"...go to the bathroom.\" He may think I'm sick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I... We just have to get it over with! Y'know, the next time we see them we're just gonna tell them. Okay? That's it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, so that's this is gonna work now? You're just gonna order me around all the time?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pretty much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey man, you feeling any better?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, we have something to tell you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're pregnant!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-o-o! No? No-o-o! Look Joey, here's the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I'm gonna be moving out man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Well, uh... Hey! I'm really happy for you guys! Congratulations! See you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. Like you'd believe that. This sucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, I-I'm just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I'm moving right back in with you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you're gonna be moving in with him I feel it's my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He's a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm... Oh-oh he always, he always umm-Oh, who am I kidding! He's the best roommate ever!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, have you seen Rachel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I have some pretty exciting news!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're pregnant!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Chandler and I are moving in together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh! That's Good! Wow! But Now If You Were Pregnant, What Would You Name It? Hint Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross returns from getting some coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend...shaking up. Oh, that's great. That's great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Guys, I'm happy too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, come here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn't seem so bad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel... Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody's stairs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross, it's not that big a deal! So you'll been divorced three times, you'll still have a life, you'll go on dates...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! No, I won't! I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross, you're being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Y'know that's really fair. Y'know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I'll show you! Come here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?! Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so I'll have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn't you date him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What gave me away?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and she's the only one left!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, so that's it, everybody knows! It's official, we're moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow that was my scariest voice! You're very brave.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They hug as Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ugh, the worse day! Y'know, you think you're making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. Seriously.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I-I still think you're very-very nice and very pretty...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All yours babe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Have a seat. Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, we are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And Chandler, you're gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel can't be late.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rach...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, he's gonna work on that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God... Come and knock on my door...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"We'll be waiting for you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross's three divorces.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...once you know the stories, it's not that bad. First marriage, wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn't allow you to get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada's fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldn't be interested? Who wouldn't want to date him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well the divorces don't bother me, I'd date him. But, not while he's still married.","speaker":"Stephanie","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, what about you? Wouldn't you want a date?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Actually, I'm dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like y'know bad for me, so until I work that out...","speaker":"Karin","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whatever! What about you Meg?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I don't care about the divorces either, but I wouldn't date him. It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.","speaker":"Meg","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She said, \"He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We were drunk! I would've married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don't want to be divorced three times.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, and now he's using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, \"Well done!\" Bravo Meg.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-I'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth--Nothing!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay now I wouldn't date you because you seem a little creepy.","speaker":"Meg","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am so attracted to him right now.","speaker":"Karin","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler's moving in and she's moving out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Soon! I-I just couldn't before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, Joey's my best friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not your best friend?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You just said... Of course you're my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, all right, at least I'm prepared.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Oh yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey-hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"These aren't for you! Are you upset?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey roomie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rach, there's something uh, important I have to tell you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you pregnant?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! But, I'm throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh, that's funny, I can't believe I did that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasn't clear! I'm really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? There's absolutely no rush.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. Don't you want a cookie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Sure? Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Maybe, do you need a tissue?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Rachel mumbles uh-huh and spits the half-eaten cookie out onto the tissue.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Monica, where did you get these?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I made them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ooh, good God, they're so yummy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, it's gonna so weird like when I come home and you're not here. Y'know? No more Joey and Chan's. No more J and C's. \"You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler's?\" \"Can't, its not there.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah but we won't be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not once did we do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well, how'd she take it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Don't I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! It's like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channie's!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's lawyer's office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You got married again.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So that's your second marriage in two years.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, second in two years. Third overall.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why don't you tell me what happened.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel who's name you said at the altar in the second marriage?","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, that's better then.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I see. Have you considered therapy?","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think just the annulment for today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There are a couple of forms to fill out.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Easy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh! There's no way to do this without her? 'Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Of course you did. Look Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? I will think about the therapy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Rach, what about this? Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don't know if I want it because it might be y'know, too many memories!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What the hell is that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know. Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Something to remember me by!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mon, honey you're not dying. I'm just moving out. Y'know, I mean we're gonna see each other all the time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But still, it's a big change. The end of an era, you might say!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you okay? You're not blinking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm fine! I just, I'm thinking how much it's an end of era.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, all right. But y'know I gotta say, I don't, I don't think six years counts as an era.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn't significant to you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?!! Why aren't you more upset?! Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean aren't you gonna miss me at all?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, fine, but don't get mad at me. It's-it's just a little hard to believe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's hard to believe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well y'know, it's you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y'know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I'm not upset because I don't see you guys going through with it. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Rachel, it's going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn't something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It is? Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I mean we're not, we're not gonna live together anymore?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What? Oh my God! I'm gonna miss you so much!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I mean it's the end of an era!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So? Did you get the annulment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I couldn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I knew it! Because you love Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, complicated 'cause of the love.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I... I do, I do not love Rachel. I'm gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I've never been more convinced of your love for her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, what's wrong?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my-Come here! Come here! It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Of course.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Ross suddenly realizes something.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh we do, but not just yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?! Well, when?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it won't work out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know. Then, I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh-oh, what about Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey's nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he's now forced to actually hold his breath.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude! What are yo-you trying to kill me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh, what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well since I'm movin' out and-and you're so beautiful...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"...how about I move in with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who's Denise?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"My roommate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You have a roommate?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, Denise. Denise!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin' uh, I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, that's true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday's right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursday's was just our thing man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You didn't tell her did you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Of course not, because you're in love with her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didn't tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you mean, comforted her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's nothing, I just gave her a hug.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's also a sign of friendship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It was a hug!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ninety percent of a women's pheromones come out the top of her head! That's why, that's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! Oh come on Ross, you're a scientist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I was hugging her as a friend. It's not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she's got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh...coconutty. What?! Oh, that doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel's not in the same place you are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, I didn't understand that, but y'know, maybe that's 'cause you were speaking the secret language of love!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Dude, some guy just called for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who was it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know! How about, \"Thanks for taking the message.\" Jeez!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay listen, y'know when you move in Rachel's room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really haven't thought about it that much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y'know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay so you mean no as in, \"Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it completely.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, that's it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just don't think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Which is why Asteroids is perfect! It's the oldest game!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What do you have against the beautiful guest room?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you mocking me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I'm not mocking you, or you beautiful guest room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But you're still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"\"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.\" Nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah? I just figured y'know, after living with you it'd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y'know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who's different than me. And what's more different than me; a guy who's not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? Not just a hat rack my friend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs, I have to ask you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Shhhhhh! I'm swamped right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're just staring into space.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, I'm trying to move that pencil.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It worked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this; \"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.\" It's just, there is nothing! The city's full!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait, no, look at this! \"Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay...\" Oh, yeah, but it's on the ground floor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, there's this guy, Warren, from the museum and he's going on a dig for like two years and he's got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That sounds great! I'd love to live at Warren's!! I love Warren! Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. Here's Warren's number.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now! Oh, thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, you go grab it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I saw it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Umm, I'm talking about that which you already know but won't admit. You love her again; you re-love her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look, I do not re-love her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I can't believe you won't just admit it! Okay, just promise me that you won't do anything stupid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, we're just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. I'm never gonna find anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You can live with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Are you serious?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I would love to live with you Ross; that's-that's great! Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm-I'm just glad I could, y'know, help you out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! I'm-I'm so happy for you guys. This is so-so, not stupid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You're my hero!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hero, I uh, I don't know-well, all right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh please! You're gonna say things now, aren't ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. No, I won't. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn't love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that's how she ended up living with me! Okay, that's a lie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, listen, I'm sorry about before. I don't need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn't get girls, and now I can 'em-Now, I have you. Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Stop it Chandler. I'm sorry too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Listen, we don't have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Totally!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They start thinking.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We don't have to come up with this now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? Why don't we think about changes we can make in the living room?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Changes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean we're gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're-you're-you're gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is that a problem?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it's a set and they should probably stay together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, that's cool. Then I'll just bring them both over.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"See now-now you're taking them away from their home.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I'll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, y'know what? Yeah, that's it-that's it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That's-that's what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I'm talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn't match! Where is it gonna go?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"In the game room!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right! That's fine! That's fine! I won't bring over the chairs! I won't bring anything over! I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma's place!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is interviewing a potential roommate. And yes, she's a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Everything on your application looks really good-Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh don't worry, I'm not really a party girl.","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa!! Now look, don't be just blurtin' stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You can call off the roommate search! Hi! I'll be living here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh don't listen to him, he's just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don't think he's gonna get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why did you take the shower curtain down?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That thing was a hazard! I'm very safety conscious.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica's and she and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you mean, they're not moving in? They-they're still moving in right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! Over a stupid room!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I'm also really psyched 'cause I don't have to move in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, yeah no, that part's great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, we can handle this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Love is the best medicine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's laughter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why do you do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don't ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther's back, to refill her coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I understand you're looking for a place.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No-no, I'm staying put.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why, where are you going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. That's great news right-I mean for them. Right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Y'know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don't you think it's gonna be weird?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, because of us! Because of our history.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! Not at all!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good! Me neither! So it's not a problem. We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?! We are?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm gonna have a boyfriend, you're gonna have a girlfriend...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohh! That would be great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But y'know what, if you think it's gonna be okay we'll just work out a system. Y'know, it'll be like college, I'll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, \"Come back later, I'm gettin' lucky.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't think of that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it's best for Ross, not necessarily what's best for Monica and Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean it's a really big step! And-and what's the rush?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They both start laughing at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's very funny!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He's being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I-I-I'm serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y'know you break up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn't about the room, this is about what the room...represents! And unfortunately, this room could destroy you!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not so worried.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, no, me neither.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine! It's your life! I just don't want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, but that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. DON'T DO IT!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You still want to move in together right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ross didn't scare you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come here, I want to show you something!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God! Someone's killed Square Man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it's still walking distance to the kitchen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh that's so sweet! I want to show you something too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know those big-big uh, road signs that say \"Merge?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Y'know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that's you and I together! Merge!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God! I love that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh, no!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I found you in my bed! How'd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair............","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Applause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So umm, where are the other guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, well let's see Monica and Chandler are occupied.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fighting?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, the other thing. I really think it's great they work things out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. There's no breaking them up, is there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure! Here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank you. Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there's no turning back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm-I'm sure. Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I've been back and forth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it you're right where you don't want to be! Back together!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ehh, I don't, I don't think so. She's already talked about y'know, dating other guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's not gonna work out! Then she's gonna come home all weepy and you'll be tellin' her, \"Oh that's okay. You'll find someone.\" And then, bamn! She finds you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, well, m-maybe you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is that what I want?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Here she comes. Hold on, I'm gonna make your life much easier.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, well the place was closed. I'll just copy it later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Or not. Uh, Rach, why don't you just move in with me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no... It's okay, I mean I-look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday's thing, but we don't have to do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you're thinking about Naked Wednesday's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Thursday's clearly not good for ya, pick a day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come in. Thanks for comin' back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I'm gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can do that.","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay! Here we go. Pillow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fight.","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Very good! Okay. G.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"String?","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Kitten?","speaker":"The Potential Roommate","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but-bye-bye!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross's. She's standing in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This bottle opener.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And it's a magnet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look at that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How weird is that? Y'know? You're moving in with me and have the one thing I don't have. It's like uh, in a way you-you complete me kitchen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You complete me kitchen, matey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, I know what you're thinking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That she's gonna move in with you and maybe then she'll fall in love with you and then when she finds out you're already married, she'll just be happy. Y'know? You're just, you're very sad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh...my...God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you're obsessed with her. It's always, \"Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?\" \"Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?\" \"When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?\" You want her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh-oh, saved by the bell. Hello?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Rach, aren't these candlesticks mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No-no, I bought those.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That you're a liar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No-no-no, that's great! I'll be there Monday. And thank you again! Okay. Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, who wouldn't?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it's temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? \"Professor Geller.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, Professor and Mrs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And Mrs.?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah, y'know you and Ross are still married.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Just kidding!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ohh! Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Saved your ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, what's the matter?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, you know that psychic I see?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, she told me that I'm gonna die this week, so I'm kinda bummed about that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, and I know you guys don't know a lot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe that's crazy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe she would say that too you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah honey you don't believe her do you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't-she said y'know that I'd have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just out of curiosity did she tell you how you're gonna go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, 'cause she didn't tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean I've only got a week left, y'know? I've really gotta start living now! , leans back, and starts reading.)","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey everyone!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey uh, well, today's my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They pause to think about it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh that'd be great. Sure!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"\"There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct...\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, this is it. This what's gonna kill me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"\"...subcategories. The first of these subcategories is...\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, I've just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn't have naked chicks on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ohh! Okay! Okay. \"There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into...\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why don't you open with a joke?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You're not talking about Chuckles University?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ohh! We're kidding! Oh, we're kidding!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Some uh, some visual aides.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh-ooh-ooh! Y'know what's a good visual aide?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Please don't say naked chicks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I-I-I don't even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Y'know what? I'm just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"That's the way I did it 'til I was 19.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Any good mail?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor's Guild.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, it's probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I'm kinda....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"\"Benefits lapsed.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hmm that's weird. I don't remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, it's not a check. They're saying your health insurance expired because, you didn't work enough last year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let me see that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y'know? And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry man, there's never a good time to stop catching on fire.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I'm gonna go see my agent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...look both ways before you cross the street.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, you're still alive! How are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ugh, it's so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs, what-what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was preparing you for my-didn't you think I was dead? Did that not come off?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, thanks. And listen, can you do me a favor? Could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y'know if you can.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Did-did you take these back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah, they're really great! Aren't they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I loved them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. Nice try!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How'd the lecture go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It went great! And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow, that's great Ross, I'm sorry we weren't more supportive before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone's all, \"Ross you have to be funny and sexy.\" Well, I proved them wrong! And now, I'm gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That you're not funny or sexy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency, Joey is there to see his agent.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Estelle, listen...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you talkin' about? I never left you! You've always been my agent!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh well, no harm, no foul.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bastard!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have my health insurance back in no time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's wrong with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven't been able to stand up since. But um, I don't think it's anything serious.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This sounds like a hernia. You have to-you-you go to the doctor!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No way! 'Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's a hernia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why did I have to start working out again? Damn you 15s!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, we're a little early, the lecture doesn't end for 15 minutes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, but y'know we could sneak in and watch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. Hey sisters! Wow, we really are bitches.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They enter the lecture hall to find Ross speaking in an English accent for some unknown reason.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when- Oh bloody hell.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What the hell are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, and not a very good one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Will you-will you please?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, I'm a professor in the paleontology department here.","speaker":"The Professor","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?","speaker":"The Professor","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I've got plans with my sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica Gellerrr.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Right, will you excuse us for one moment? What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, you can have an accent and I can't?! Top 'O the morning to ya laddies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just please stop!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, yes, Bombay is bery, bery nice time of year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, will you grab me a cruller? Sit down! Will you go to the hospital?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides it's getting darker and more painful, that means it's healing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I will loan you the money. Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing...pushed back in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I don't want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, I'm thinking I'll probably start with that laser eye surgery too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh Joey's got a really bad hernia, but that's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, I'm telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here it doesn't hurt that bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! Maybe you'll die!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure, now I'm scared.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, we can go together! Just don't wait too long though, okay? 'Cause I'm outta here sometime before Friday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, but I don't wanna die!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no, it'll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gimme 'em!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! They are mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You stole them from me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You stole them from me!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Gimme them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(With one last mighty tug the combatants lose their grip and split, each holding one candlestick.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You just wanna each take one?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why don't you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you're, y'know, that you're adjusting to life in America.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they're probably not even listening!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They're not listening too me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Of course they're listening to you! Everybody listens to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think you look fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Casting Director #1's office, Joey is on his first audition. His partner is an 8-year-old boy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whenever you're ready.","speaker":"Casting Director #1","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. \"Hey, Timmy, I've got a surprise for you.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hold it. I'm sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less...intense?","speaker":"Casting Director #1","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure, no problem, I'll just-hold on one second. \"Hey Timmy, I've got a surprise for you!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Casting Director #1","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey pulls his hand out and reverts back to intense pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Casting Director #2's office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So that's why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's where you pick up the bag.","speaker":"Casting Director #2","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.","speaker":"Casting Director #2","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today. I didn't get it, did I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Casting Director #2","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Casting Director #3's office, Joey is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. I'm Joey Tribbiani; I'm here to audition for man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You mean dying man?","speaker":"Casting Director #3","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, come on, do it one more time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay! \"Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, we'd like you to come on board with us full time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Listen to this! My reading was wrong, I'm not going die!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?! How do you know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because my psychic is dead! She must've read the cards wrong!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eh, better her than me! Hey, let's bake cookies!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for. Chandler is helping to carry him in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen, I'm really glad you got the part.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But are you sure you can do this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me take a shower.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler steps away quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Now, is that never talking about it again?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hiya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Joey, we're ready for ya! Joey, this is Alex he's going to be playing your son.","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi Alex! And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, \"Take good care of your Momma son,\" that's your cue to cry. Got it? All right, let's do this.","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Joey lies down on the gurney.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Scene 5, take 1.","speaker":"A Crew Member","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And Action!","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"\"Take could care of your Momma son.\" \"Take could care of your Momma son.\" \"Come on son! Your Momma's good people!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Cut! Alex, remember you're supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Alex","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, from the top.","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Scene 5, take 2.","speaker":"A Crew Member","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Time lapse.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Take 36 is up!","speaker":"A Crew Member","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right! Let's try this again! You ready Joe?","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh sure.","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Action!","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"\"Take good care of your Momma son.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Cut!!!!!!!!!!","speaker":"The Director","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Chandler decides to help out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why don't you uh, lift up your shirt? Take a look at this kiddo. We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, is Ross there?","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh no, he's not. Can I take a message?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, this Russell, Ross's divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's decided to give the marriage a try.","speaker":"Russell","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross got married again-Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Ross is trying to phase out his accent.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory the team would never have identified the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis . Were there any questions at this point? Yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's happening to your accent?","speaker":"A Student","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come again? What's-what's this nonsense? All right, I'm-I'm not English. I'm from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. I'm sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? About paleontology. All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I'm-I'm hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, she's not in the best of moods having just found out Ross's dirty little secret.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, hello Rachel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isn't a long trip.) Because he's made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he's re-established his health insurance.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Have you really done this before?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don't hold back. and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We're just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, all right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Decided that they are less than human as well, Chandler picks up a golf club and Monica a frying pan, to join in on the fun of beating their good friend to within an inch of his life!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":4,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross's secret marriage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cannot believe that you didn't tell me that we are still married!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look I was going to tell you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! Ross didn't get the annulment; we are still married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're kidding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision. But I just couldn't face another failed marriage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rach, come on, if you think about it, it's actually kinda funny. Okay, maybe it's best not to think about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe, I told her you already knew.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Another lie. You have a sickness!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. Ooohh, to a Porsche! Hey Gunther, these yours?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Na-uh! Hey did anybody lose their keys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"There's a lost and found? My shoe!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You left a shoe here?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I didn't realize until I got home. I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y'know what? I'm gonna go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I'll be sure to give him your shoe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Great! Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, all right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, well I'll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they're not actually puppies, they're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see ya!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I'm nervous 'cause I've never done that before by myself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Don't worry about it Phoebe, we'll absolutely do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna pass. 'Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on Chandler, come on! It'll give us great practice for when--people with babies come to visit.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nice car!","speaker":"Guy #1","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it's not mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I love your car.","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I bet it's fast.","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's got 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross's, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I don't have a roommate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe you could be my roommate!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well there's an idea!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, she said she'd be back December 26th.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"December 26th, huh maybe she's Santa Clause.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. I'll take care of everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well sure, if you say you're gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! All right, now I'm gonna do this my way and I don't want to hear a peep out of you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay Rach, but...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Op! You're peeping!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross! Y'know what, I just got-why? Why did you do this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look I told you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't wanna hear \"Three failed marriages!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, y'know what? Thanks to you I'm half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don't think I have ever been this angry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What about the time I said we were on a break?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs, how's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm doing okay. I think it's going well. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking to fast?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it's going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. Do you know what Pheebs? When you're done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See that's where I think that you're wrong. We've been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y'know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah? Well this is not what I ordered.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey babies! Oh, I'm having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I've got the keys too, still there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Shocking! Since you still have the keys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You should see the treatment I get when I'm with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What equity investments?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think that I don't own it. So I figured I'll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You don't even have a car!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And six others.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"There you are.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, she tops out at 130.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Guy #2","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And that's just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really! You got a place upstate?","speaker":"Guy #2","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'll see you later.","speaker":"Guy #2","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, take it easy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! That's my car.","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What-what are you doing?","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I'm just polishing her up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But it's my car!","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but it's my wax.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Listen, I-I-I don't come to this city much so I don't know if you're crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sure. Here. I'll uh, save your parking spot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not coming back.","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I live upstate.","speaker":"The Porsche Owner","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, so did I.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(The guy gets in and drives off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know why I was so nervous about this. And I don't know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that's the same.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone's eye out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that's just gonna mess them up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"They're not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Glass, sand, whatever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh it's so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I can still do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How are you still single?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right. I thought about it and maybe you're right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good. What made you change your mind?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How did that happen?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y'know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it's lodged in my throat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Damnit! Y'know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: A judge's chambers, Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine, I'm mentally unstable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh yes, heroin and crack.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you would know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, please, I found the magazines!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, I'm sorry, this is insane! I-I-I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That won't be necessary.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! And could you strike \"Consummated like bunnies\" from the record?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is there, anything in this record that is actually true?","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment. If you two don't want to be together you'll have to file for divorce.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And what--What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don't get the annulment. Don't type that! What?! Stop typing! Hey! Stop typing! Stop typing! Stop typing!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, do you see, do you see what you're keeping me married too?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You need to get out of my chambers.","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Would you like to spend the night in jail?","speaker":"Judge","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"And thank you for your time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can't describe it, you'll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So the Porsche guy took his car back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But you found the keys to his clothes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That is true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I've been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, you know you don't actually have one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on! What are you doing?! I'm in character! Would you talk to her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ahh, I think it just moved. It's really poking me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, that's it, we're going to the emergency room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?! No, you can't, you can't leave me here with them! We're baby-sitting!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The babies are asleep, I'm sure you'll be okay on your own for a while!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But you-you can't leave me with them! We-we're a team! We're playing a zone! They're gonna triple team me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He's got something plastic lodged in his throat, we've got to go to the hospital.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But no, because a doctor won't be able to help him, it's just gonna y'know naturally pass through his system in like seven years.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I think that's gum.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure it's gun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, listen this really hurts. Let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital! No! What would, what would Krog do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: The street, Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Maybe because you've got the keys?","speaker":"Passerby","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Porsche.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel approach, they're still yelling at each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is totally your fault!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My fault?! You threatened the judge!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi! How are the Gellers?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't call us that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! It's Porsche!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is being triple teamed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I'm gonna take that spit bubble as, \"Yeah, I do!\" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I'll set you up with a clean one. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? 'Cause let's face it, we're at Monica's. I broke it. All right. Well, that's just the way that goes. Okay, good. Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can't answer. Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! Oh, you're a lot mischievous! Well, it'll dry. Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now-who aren't there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How do you feel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, let's just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed 'em, bathed 'em, and put 'em to bed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And protected them from a tornado?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, the babies are asleep.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, what, what happened here?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But my apartment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But the mess!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You're right, you're right I shouldn't freak out. 'Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh honey thank God you're home, I was getting worried.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I've already signed everything and I put little 'X's where you need to sign.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, little 'X's! Great! That makes up for everything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I-you've done a lot of stupid stuff too! Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! Right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're right. That's very different. So let's, let's just sign the papers. All right? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, can we just sign please?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Congratulations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay Ross, we're-wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, y'know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And uh, yeah, I didn't really, I didn't want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So then if-if-I mean if you think about it, this is all your fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, don't push it though.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I've got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret, and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did I, did I even treat?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer's office.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Eh, no problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm gonna need a copy of those.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Totally.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Joey.","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He has the most amazing Porsche under there!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping. Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! Listen, I'm gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right! And when is that due?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"First of the month.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And that's every month?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, just the months you actually want to live here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ahhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, here is the phone bill.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don't I just-why don't I just cover you for a while?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's not charity, Joe...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Forget it! Okay-I mean thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay uh, here's the electric bill.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This is how much we pay for electric?!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, we'll do the rest of the bills later then?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, how much do you think he needs?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y'know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won't hurt his pride.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why don't you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well that would help the pride thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we'd go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And also, my birthday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's not your birthday.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it's not your birthday!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know Ross, not if you're gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Pheebs, I was wondering...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're not dressed yet?! We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well and clearly not a minute sooner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you're packed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"My God, I can't get a minute of peace around this place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel's bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And it's obvious that she's not packed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God! Monica's just gonna kill you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, what you're wearing is fine for that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Rachel, I need to borrow-You're not packed!!!! You're not packed even a little bit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Surprise!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, no don't get mad because look-this is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, \"What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!\" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'll be coordinator! Oh my God! I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can't you Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I have plans.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You're plans were with us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay! Oh my God, thank you!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachel's door behind her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save your selves!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we're gonna start with...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I thought you said you were going to do nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yes, but for the last time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Okay fine, now Ross...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh, but-but I can't do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I've got Ben.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Because, because I've got Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"It's almost 8 o'clock, it's almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"He's at a dinner party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Of course he is! What, do you think I'd just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"All right, sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I gotta go make a fake Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I wish I'd know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh that's okay. Hey, actually in a way it's kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler stares at him, dumbfounded, then finally agrees.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury plagued '97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes it would. What do you say to $50?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, you're on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, let's play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They start playing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, she's in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhhhhh, look it's the roller blades.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You remember when we got these?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I guess you weren't there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time... You don't remember?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry Pheebs, I guess I'm just really said that I'm leaving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss you so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though. Y'know? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you're gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things you're not gonna miss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't think there's anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, there's gotta be something.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nope, she's perfect.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I have one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good! Great! You can go first.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Good that's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Y'know? Does Rachel move the phone pen?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Aw, sometimes. Always, actually.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, good. There you go. Doesn't anyone feel better?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You get your messages!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, well I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Great! It worked! No one's sad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! That's like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! $500 that is a loooot of electricity! Whoo-ho-ho! I gotta buy some food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You serious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, get ready to owe me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, here we go. Ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[In slow motion, as some haunty demonic music plays in the background, Joey throws the ball in, Chandler quits playing and goes for his Chinese food. Joey smacks the ball really hard, shooting it down the table. Chandler slowly takes a bite, the ball bounces off of the wall, heads back up the table, and scores the goal for Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! No! No! No--one can beat me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(In frustration, Joey kicks the table, breaking it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See? Now, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, hi Ross! See? Other people call me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, your brother. Score!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm just over here with Ben. I thought we'd say hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, put him on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now. He's smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine. She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know what else I'm not gonna miss? \"I'm Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"\"Hi I'm Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"\"I'm Monica, I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! I call her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"\"Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend! So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica picks up one of those boxes of hair curling things, dumps it in a box, and storms out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Still broken?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This sucks man! The last night you're here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nah, not my game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, uh, how about, how about-y'know what? We could play a new game. A new game, it's fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, what's it called?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cups.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know how to play Cups.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll teach ya! Come on, come on, it's really easy and really, really fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, here you go. I have two queens, what do you have?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"A two and a five.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Okay, let's play again. What do you got?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"A four and a nine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're kidding right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well that's a full cup!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Damn! I am good at Cups!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm not talking to her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, maybe you're right-She made fun of my phone pen!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, I took it hard too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica goes into Rachel's room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Listen Rachel, I feel really bad about-What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm unpacking!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not moving! Is that picture straight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? You're the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because it's my apartment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well it's mine too! What else you got?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How about, you're moving!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, how are you guys doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great! Monica's moving!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what's going on here. Okay, you guys... STOP!! I know that, I know that you're acting mad because you think that it'll make it easier to leave. But deep down you're still really sad. Deep-deep down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No Phoebe I am mad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, deep-deep-deep down!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm just mad!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Then keep running.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're still playing Cups.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You win.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, what did you have?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It doesn't matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, wow, 700.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not 700 exactly?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Double it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, I didn't make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. Don't get to excited because that's not gonna happen unless you get-No way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachel's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but umm, I don't want to live with Rachel anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're just so mean to each other! And I don't want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, Phoebe that's fine because I'm not moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y'know I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y'know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh really? Like what Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know she has 147,000 pairs of boots...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, good start Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She lets you borrow them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah and you stretch 'em out with your big old clown feet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do you wanna live outside?! Because it's gettin' cold! She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well y'know, I don't want you to be cold.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, it's gonna be fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay Rachel, I can't wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! We'll have so much fun!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh that's right. You're still set on that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Kinda. Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hello? Hey Mon, how's the packing going? Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right-Oh my God! Get your head of your shirt there son! What? Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, that's the last time I'm ever gonna type that line. It's just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wh-How did you lose at Cups?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin' Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup! Nothin'!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh man!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And he never played before either! Y'know what I think? I think beginner's luck, very important in Cups.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, let's play one more hand! One more!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! I'm serious this time! In-in fact, look, there's a-I wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, y'know, thank you for being such a great roommate.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't take the big white dog! You love it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's him, not it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, but wait-what if I bought it from you, y'know? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say $1,500?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait a second, I see what you're trying to do here! You-you're trying to give me money again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"When did I try to give you money?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Over there! Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said \"No,\" you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that you're okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. Okay? Look, I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I'm gonna miss...is you. And now the dog.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel's. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm really gonna miss you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! I have your key. Here you go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God! This is silly, I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye house!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They break the embrace.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bye Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel's old and now empty room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She really left.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No problem roomie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Can I ask you a question?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What the hell is that dog doing here?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It 'tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler is trying to get Joey's money back from Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And now you want that money back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's not a real game! I made it up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"At a fake game!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hmm, let's see if it comes up this time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's new apartment, Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"it's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe's...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"please...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"leave...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"leave...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait, I-I just said \"leave.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get \"it's,\" \"and\" oh I'm sorry, I have \"A.\" Forget it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on that's silly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, so let's switch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Everybody...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Rachel...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Phoebe's...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Please...wait, how did you do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first y'know roommate bonding thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, let's go running!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah and there's really cute guys there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Let's run towards them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"OK!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Monica enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, So you can move them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Joey enters with his new roommate who is played by none other than Elle MacPherson.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey everybody! Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine. She's-she's gonna be my new roommate!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, she's gonna live with me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's nice to meet you. Janine...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Lecroix. Janine Lecroix","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So, uh, wh-where ya from?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Australia, I just moved here a couple of weeks ago.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"From the land down under? I didn't know that either!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm a dancer.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, I think I'll go and unpack.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, hey let me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Of course I did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"\"When can you move in?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you for bringing her into our lives.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Unbelievable","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, so you like her too Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey, look at all the boxes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh God, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Now imagine you live at the supermarket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No-no","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You a little sad about that sweetheart?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Come on! That's not running! Let's go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! I used to do that too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aw, Mon...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, Phoebe runs weird huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Phoebe enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why? Why would you do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ankle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We'll see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. Joe? Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I Gotcha!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I tell ya. Hey, hey, the place looks great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monica's gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it. How you doin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene Joey and Janine's new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhhh man","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry, there's just more room out here.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why don't you try to do-","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(jumps up and yells)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, sorry about that stuff hanging in there. It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene, The Park, Rachel is running and Phoebe is hiding behind a tree.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Please Rachel, I am not an idiot.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, wait Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene, Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there. Everything is out of its place and Chandler's cleaning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler...uh, what uh, what 'cha doin?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What does it look like I'm doing? I am cleaning!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Authorization? I don't need that. I'm gonna put everything back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Put it back exactly where you found it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"'Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She is gonna recognize that I did a nice thing and-and, appreciate it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak...out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, she's not okay? And I'll prove it to you. I'm gonna call her right now. Phone's done ehh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey Mon, how's it going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! She's-she's gonna kill me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. And that goes back up there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We should start with the big stuff. Y'know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. I got it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the... OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! What the hell's going on over here?!?!? Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, I've been married 3 times","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler gives him a round of mock applause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go \"ba dum bum chessh\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's not specific to girls.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This is great, this is great, what else, what else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm never gonna find love again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, um, I... All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, what should you have done?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I-I should've told you the truth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-Huh, Which is...?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why do you care?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because they're people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But people that you don't know and will never see again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, but still. They're people...with eyes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss . But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I-I am not uptight-Hey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? The neighbor's dog.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, is this lamp in the same place?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who cares? I repel women.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Monica tries to come in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why does anyone have to be naked?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why is Ross naked?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I-I had to show Chandler something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Naked?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Is it the same thing that Chandler had?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bye! Thank God","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Dude, what'd you have?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's perfect! That's brilliant!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So really, what'd ya have?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's, Janine's there. Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, I got some beer for you.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, don't you mean \"for whom?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is there something wrong?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey...","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I do. How you doin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm OK","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?!?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh dear God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The park, Rachel's running by herself and panting. After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is it okay for me to come in now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why is everything different?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you want me to be afraid of you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Janine and Chandler are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"...and live forever as a machine!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I gotta go.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ba dum bumb cheshhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's, Chandler knocks on the front door. Joey answers the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, my name's Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure, neighbor come on in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, is Janine around?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, no, she's at dance class.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can I check out what she did to my room?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, but, hey look, don't go through her stuff. She gets really mad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God. What is th... it's like a guy never lived in here. Look, you've got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's spreading already.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It is???","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is that your tiny little box, that's too small to put anything in?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, you're going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, you're right. I'll talk to her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes talk to her. Be a man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm a man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Defend yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Be right there sweetums. A totally different situation.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, The gangs all here. Monica is walking in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was okay. She's still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The one that always stares at me when I come in?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Still I could tell. She was into me. Well, why don't you set us up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdale's and use the copy machine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, sure, but they might think it's kinda weird considering I don't work there anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God. What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well that's great! Congratulations!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. A year ago..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You've lasted a whole year. Good for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesn't like me very much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't think mine likes me either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Maybe it's a universal thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Or maybe, it's because you're hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah let's head off to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We should go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God. Did you talk to him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah a little. He seems really nice. Good kisser.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? What!?! You kissed him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Totally.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe are you serious?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, we're making out. You know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, I mean, you do know he's married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if he's married? No, yeah, I should.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's apartment, Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall. Janine comes out of her room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I just thought it was cute.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh...Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. It's...too girly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh. Like what?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know. We..we can't have that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not. You know, and I don't want to be a jerk but you're changing too much around here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry. I just thought I'd try to make the place a little nicer.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah but it's too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well I just thought...","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sure it's a famous watering can, okay. But, come on...and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's a curling iron.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, well, that's ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. It's up here on some hook..and...smells different.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's clean.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, well, it feels different.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's dry.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels...Also what is with these chips you bought?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No no no no, it's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well that's like summer in a bowl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Kim, Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh-huh.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So you know, I...I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't read it.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh....So...Wow...The spring line, it's really going to be great this year, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Tell me everything.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know...Oh My God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What happened to your teeth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I whitened them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. What do you think.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on, seriously.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ross they're really, really, really white.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, what was wrong with your old...human teeth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How much longer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"A-A day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know. That's why I did it. Come on, are they really that bad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no no no. You'll be fine. Hillary's bind, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"She will be after tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What???","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just...made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip she'd heard all year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I am proud of all my friends today.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"My God, Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I'm so jealous.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Chandler. Your live-in boy","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler, please, come on. Look at him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey. Here. Ohh, who's the silver fox?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That-that is your make out buddy. Don't you recognize him? Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That's not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah, no, Ralph doesn't look anything like that guy. He's-he's young and he's got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh My God, Phoebe, that's not Ralph Lauren. That's Kenny the copy guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"To get you to make out with him!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. Nope. Okay, colors that don't work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know what I'm going to do. That date starts in like an hour.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn't look so bright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We're not 13 anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But, won't she notice I have makeup on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What??","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. I am not putting on makeup.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? OH!! Demon!! Demon!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's and Monica's apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now are drawers will smell nice and we didn't waste these pantyhose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? I'm going to go over to Joey's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait, we're supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, but I feel like I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. You're right, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nah, Nah, it's okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Go over to Joey's. Go over to Joey's and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know when guys hang out they don't just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. I'm sorry. We do. We do. I don't know why I said that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's apartment, Chandler walks in. Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Chandler. Come on in. We're knitting pot holders.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No thanks, Josephine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross, I was wondering if... Oh my God!! Where are all the men???","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kim's waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, hi, Kim.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Rachel.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didn't happen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You didn't cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, two things didn't happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out that's not true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's not true?","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that's interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph is going to get you my job. You are sadly mistaken.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I-I don't want your job. I-I don't. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I don't even know how to use my keycard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Ralph.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Kim.","speaker":"Ralph Lauren","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Hillary's apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And after that, what could I do except become a chef.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mmm-Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, you're a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mm-Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"After a while it's like, shut your mouth, you know?","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hmm-Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I've probably been talking too much. Why don't we talk about you a little bit?","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Mmm-Unmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on. I want to know.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, let's talk more about you. Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's apartment, Joey and Monica are arranging flowers. Chandler walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what's really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I'm going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh, I love birds.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is the matter with you ?!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're arranging flowers! You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they're just, you know, they're nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're turning into a women.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now I've upset you? What did I say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's not what you said. It's the way you said it....Oh My God, I'm a woman!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But why didn't you just tell her the truth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I did but she doesn't think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You were with Kenny today, weren't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just for a second.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, sleep with Kenny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That wouldn't help me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh, yes it would.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Hillary's apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I've had a really good time tonight.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. Me, neither. I've had a really good time too, you know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you going to eat that bread?","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, I just like the smell. Mmmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You make me laugh.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hmm-Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Would you like to move over to the couch?","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Mmm-Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe I'll just turn the lights down a little.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How about all the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? So, ahh, where were we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are those your teeth??","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh, you can see them, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes. They're insanely white.","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-I, did that for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's a matter with you?","speaker":"Hillary","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's a matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices, Rachel gets in . Kim is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Kim, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Rachel. Ohh, I've been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay..Okay.. Look. I'm sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, really?","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, he dumped me. He said, \"Rachel, I can't do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful woman. I can't do this. I'm married and I'm sorry.\" And then I don't know why but he said, \"and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You expect me to believe.. Hi Ralph.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi Kim.","speaker":"Ralph Lauren","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. It's like he hates you. Then it is true.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Of course it's true and it hurts so bad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh honey come here. Ohh it will be ok. We've all been there.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You and Ralph?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Kenny the copyboy.","speaker":"Kim","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's apartment, Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine. She walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's the matter? Are you upset?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry but we've got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? That's just the way it has to be.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, if that's what you want. I'll just put it all in my room.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Great...Great...and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn't want to make a big deal out of this, you know. You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And a couple of these little tiny boxes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":8,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I'm assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, great! Bye. So guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sydney Portier? Hehheh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Chandler throws his coat on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I miss Rachel. No, my parents.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! That's great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, and y'know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! , I was thinking we would eat around four.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Monica goes to the stove.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why can't I tell them that we live together?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because they don't know we're dating. Do you think we should eat in the kitchen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why haven't you told them?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why haven't you told them?! Wouldn't they be happy?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I'll see you then.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why wouldn't they be happy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, um, because mainly, um, they don't like you. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What? What? Why?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you're really sarcastic, or that, y'know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Is this why they don't like me or why you don't like me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, I know that I should've told them. I know I shouldn't care what they think. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know, it'll be okay. It'll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then we'll tell 'em.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You really think that'll work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn't I?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's, Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation. Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, good, Ross! You're parents like me, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Chandler goes to stand to the side of the TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, of course they like you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well Monica just told me that they don't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, they don't like you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you know why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I dunno, maybe it's because you're really sarcastic. Or maybe it's cause you uh-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well if people don't know they shouldn't just guess!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross get annoyed with Chandler's outburst.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin' up, eh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well maybe I love ya'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Chandler starts to leave as Janine enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Chandler exits]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No I don't want to play video games, Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, why? What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"For real?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, but you should go to Chandler's. Because none of us knows how to cook, we'll probably just end up drinking all day.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ye-ye, we go to yours!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it's my sister. But, uh, uh y'know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Janine leaves]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Ross looks at Joey coyly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel's dessert is... so good that I eat all of it. There's none left for anybody else!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nothing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, sweetie, I-I trust you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, if-if I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're not gonna mess it up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter's done?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, it's done about two minutes before it looks like that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And the place looks so nice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"The Girls","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, this has been great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"See ya!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Whoa whoa whoa! Where're you goin'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, oh, we did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Some would say she's attractive, yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And who else is going to be there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uh, some of her friends, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Her dancer friends?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they're gonna be, be drinkin' and dancin, and we really wanna go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Dude, we were good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You're not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you're gonna eat here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, but-but it is, uh, it's just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Enter Jack and Judy Geller]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hello everybody!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Kisses and hugs are exchanged.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Dad , Mom . Look! Look who it is it's Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Chandler goes to take off Jack's coat. He then notices little white flakes on Jack's shoulders. He begins to wipe them off.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Whoa, snowing out there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ok, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Monica rushes over to Chandler's side.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"My joke wasn't funny.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it's making me look at him totally differently. Y'know, I mean he used to be just, y'know \"Jack Geller Monica and Ross's dad\" and now he's he's \"Jack Geller, dream hunk.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I dunno. Y'know to me he'll always be \"Jack Geller, walks in while you're changing.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Y'know dad, Chandler is one of Ross's very best friends!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y'know I've always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"He's the headliner of a gay burlesque show.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"[Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to leave and go to Janine's party, are egging her on to hurry up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Rach, you're killin' us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Look at it, isn't it beautiful?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, what is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"It's a truffle. It's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross make confused faces.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"W-What was the one right before bananas?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y'know, I thought \"well, there's mincemeat pie,\" I mean that's an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y'know. Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Y-sure!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"And while I'm gone don't you boys sneak a taste.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Okay.","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"[Rachel leaves]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"[Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes look like one.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd's Pie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Oh man! Now she's gonna start all over! We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Yeah, it'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Vomiting stories are funny...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"[Rachel enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Still not hot enough!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"[Joey leaves]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"[Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Oh, yes. Well it's very beautiful. It's cream-colored and tight I don't mean tight, I mean it's not too tight, not that I was looking at-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"What's the matter with him?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"I think he's stoned again.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachel's old room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's old room. It's pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls. Ross and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I think I might know why my parents don't like you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You do? Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! Why did you do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know, aheh, your's was the first name that-that popped into my head, I'm I'm sorry. I-I didn't think it would matter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How could it not matter?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What about all that \"friends forever\" stuff?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know, I-I was all high.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, I can't believe you'd do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I'll tell 'em it wasn't Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You! It's not like it's a big deal! You-you don't still do it or anything!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel's trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you're gonna put your feet up, why don't you sit on the-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica, leave him alone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Monica gives Phoebe a surprised expression and goes over to Ross and Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine's friends are dancers?! And that they're going to be drinking alot!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I did, but tell me again, because it's so romantic.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well you're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey! Come on! I don't wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like \"Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Joey gives her an understanding look.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh I am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, fine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Joey rushes over.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can't? Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Monica and Chandler make \"What was that?\" gestures. Joey and Ross go into Rachel's old room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's old room, Ross and Joey enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?! What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they're all gonna' make fun of her, do you want that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, okay, we'll just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude, they're not objects.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Ross makes a sorry face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just kiddin,' I'll talk to them, you distract Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Joey and Ross go back out into the main area.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's up, Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And um...You look nice today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no. No Ross, don't do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I just- I don't think us getting back together is a good idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Eh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Y'know? And it's probably really hard for you to be alone right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you're alone, alone. And I just-it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah well, can't blame a guy for trying!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Inside Monica and Chandler's. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh and Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach or uh, or saying \"mmm\" and uh, oh oh! And smiling , okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Ross and Rachel re-enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Rachel, there you are! Come on, let's serve that dessert already!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Joey, you're gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don't get any dessert.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, I'm just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it's trifle time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It sure is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Beef.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I can't have any. You know I don't eat meat. Ohhh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachel's old room, a smile on her face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Monica takes a bigger spoonful and a pea falls off]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Mmmm! It's good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Really? How good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"It's so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who's eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Ross glares at Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Mmm.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah, this is so good, that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Chandler exits to the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I've gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monica's room.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I'll help you dial.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Jack and Judy exit to Monica's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"[Monica exits to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Rachel reaches for Ross's plate]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Wha? No no! Ah! All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"[Rachel leaves to the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"It tastes like feet!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I like it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Are you kidding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":67}
{"text":"What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":68}
{"text":"[Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":69}
{"text":"...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":70}
{"text":"[Chandler makes a fake \"I know I couldn't believe it either\" gesture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Yes, but if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":72}
{"text":"[Phoebe comes back from Rachel's old room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Rachel, come here. Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":75}
{"text":"I dunno, let's see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":78}
{"text":"[Jack and Judy come out of Monica's room and sit down on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Five minutes ago, a line like that would've floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":81}
{"text":"[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Ross? Let's go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Alright, you know what? That's it. You've had your chance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Wha-what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":87}
{"text":"What?!","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":88}
{"text":"You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Yes.","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":91}
{"text":"It was you?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":92}
{"text":"And Dad, y'know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys! Ross did!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":93}
{"text":"[The Gellers stare at Ross. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":95}
{"text":"[The Gellers glare at Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":96}
{"text":"[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like they're weirdos.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":98}
{"text":"[The Gellers glare at Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Monica and Chandler are living together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":100}
{"text":"[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":101}
{"text":"[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a \"take that!\" look.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":103}
{"text":"[The Gellers glare at Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":104}
{"text":"I love Jacques Cousteau!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":105}
{"text":"I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":106}
{"text":"I wanna gooooooo!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":107}
{"text":"That's alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":108}
{"text":"And we kinda figured about the porch swing.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":110}
{"text":"What happened son?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":111}
{"text":"I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Chandler! You've been Ross's best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. And now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":113}
{"text":"[Chandler is mega shocked!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":115}
{"text":"No! Thank you! Monica, and Ross! I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":116}
{"text":"I'll talk to them!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":117}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Everyone is helping clean the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well actually, I-I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No it isn't, I ate that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well we left ours in Monica's bedroom.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope, got it and I got yours too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Ross is decorating the tree.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's a good story, Grandpa.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. It's about being with the people that you love.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That is nice and we're done. TADA!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Her side of the tree looks a complete mess)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I dunno what it is, it just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(She turns the tree around so that her side, which is perfectly decorated, is showing)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"See now it feels like Christmas!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"... and that's the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life's triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Joe what's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Y'know, everywhere I look she's like...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can see why that's hard to resist.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I like her so much!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aw, I'm sorry sweetie that she doesn't feel the same way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know. And she's so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are aware that she's not a monkey, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like OLD NEWS!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Janine enters)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi Janine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for New Year's Eve. It's called some sort of Dick'n Rock'n Dickie Eve.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rocking Eve?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, that's what I said.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah, you're still just a little fat girl inside aren't you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well I'm gonna be on it this year. I'm gonna be one of the party people.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well they said I should bring someone. Do you wanna be my dance partner?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Totally! I would love to spend New Year's with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well actually they're taping tomorrow. I don't really understand why.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah well, do you guys wanna come too?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We are there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What, what are you laughing at?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Thanks. Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Janine leaves)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Bye Janine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Did she just ask me out on a date?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, I'm sorry, but I don't think that was a romantic thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. We're going to a New Year's Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Y'know? But if she says 'Dude, what the hell are you doing?' I can say 'It wasn't me, it was New Years!'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, that's a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"It was a dry day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"We are going to Dick Clark's New Year's Rocking Eve!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: The Set, Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"OK, listen I've been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? It's a show, but we're just dancing, OK? It's no big deal. The important thing to remember &#150; stay cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Got it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They get to the main stage)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God it's just like I dreamed it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, everyone gather up.","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica and Ross push to the front)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"'Scuse us","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Here's what's gonna happen. The music's gonna start, you're gonna dance, we're gonna tape, you don't look at the camera. Any questions?","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(He and Monica laugh)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross! So when is it gonna air?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? That's terrible!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no, we do it every year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh well, that makes it not terrible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us that wily minx.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, them we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But we have to!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, you don't have to, and you can't because I live here too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well then, you should look with us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I have a great idea for a present for her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, that's it? A great idea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"If I help, we can find 'em faster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Phoebe looks under the couch)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, it's a Macy's bag!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Phoebe tips it upside down, and a shoe falls out)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ooh, who's it for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh-oh. She may be onto us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We are so gonna find them this year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Y'know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don't, you don't do that every year do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You don't, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, we never do that","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(They turn away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Because that's where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I've never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: The Set, everyone is dancing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, here comes another camera.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right. No biggie. Stay loose.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(As the camera passes by, they start to dance really rigid, but the camera is facing the other way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why do they keep doing that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. They've been taping those people up there all day.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They move towards a platform, dancing really strangely as they go)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, what'd you guys do to get up on there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We learned how to dance.","speaker":"Girl","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Camera pans to Joey and Janine)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! You're a good dancer!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, well you'd be better if you just loosened your hips a little.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Like this.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(She pulls Joey towards her and dances really close to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's it, feel the rhythm. That's better.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, you're dancing with that girl over there.","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no we came together!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't see it. You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Really, y'think so? I don't..","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Those are my gifts, I got them for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Those are book ends! That's a great gift!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. Here we go. Looking good Gellers!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, see that snippy guy over there? He's the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They dance over to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, everybody hold!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Ross and Monica high-five)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Next on the platforms are... ...you two! And... ...You two!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica! Would it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(The director shakes his head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Men's Bathroom, the tall guy is there as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you're dancing with.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown &#150; I'm trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No I don't think so.","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she's real, uh, mellow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, are you dating this girl you came with?","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no. She's fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Alright, alright, hey y'know fair is fair, if you're right, you're right, what can I say, but hey oh no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"God! What are you, in second grade?","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, now you're the one who wet his pants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Set, Monica and Ross are dancing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, this sucks! Y'know if Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who's gonna be the losers then?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, I know what'll get us up on a platform!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The routine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, we haven't done the routine since middle school.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he'll wanna build us our own platform!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Was it really that good?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, it's almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, let's do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They move into a space, and Ross points to his eyes and then to hers)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"5 6 7 8!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They start the routine. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. You will have to watch it. I'm sorry.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(When they finish, they walk over to the director)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, do we really have to ask who's going up on the platform next?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Make sure you get this, they're gonna want it for the bloopers show. Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again it's gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybody's excitement.","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Janine]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.","speaker":"Tall Guy","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's going on over here?","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh, take a look at the guy's pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What's the matter with you? Get out of here!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, take a hike wetpants!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(The director pushes the Tall Guy away)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross and Monica, who are finally on a platform!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Can you believe this? We're gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know! Hey, you haven't been practising the routine, have you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don't wanna look stupid!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Alright we're back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Three, Two, One!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Cut!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No! Year! Happy No Year!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, here's where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that's a wrap!","speaker":"Director","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Look who I found!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hey guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or we could just follow your clever jokes &#150; any ideas? No! Didn't think so! Okay, c'mon guys, show us where the presents are!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hmm, how about my azzz?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, this is hollow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This bench, it's hollow! I can't believe I never knew that! Oh, the presents!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, don't look directly at them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, no, we could look at them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, this one's for me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, this one's for Chandler. Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And the big one's for me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh, let's open them!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hee hee!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait, we can't do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why?","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't wanna know what Monica got me. Y'know? I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Whatever Linus, I'm opening mine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don't know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present, and I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Will you get us better gifts?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's what you got me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Rachel leans over to look at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's apartment, they both enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Year's gonna go off. I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, y'know? Anyway, g'night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"3, 2, 1. Happy New Year.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yoii. What was that for?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't know tonight when they yelled cut and we didn't get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"In the moment, yeah.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure, New Year's Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Me neither.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"3, 2,","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey, you don't have to count down every time we kiss.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(They kiss to the music of Auld Lang Syne)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Joey is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled 'CUT!'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Cos I was gonna say there's no way you could've done the end the way you guys did it back then!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? We could do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can do it, okay? Come on, let's go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now you do that, you're on TV.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is there as Joey enters happily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Honey, we have been through this before!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Don't do this to yourself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She's made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well all right then, I guess I shouldn't get to excited about the fact that I just kissed her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You serious?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah well, we'll see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You kissed her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh we kissed it up real nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So you kissed her, so what happened after that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I came over here to tell you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So she's just waiting over there for ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I gotta go.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm gonna be really late for dance class!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, now I'm really late.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I'm all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! I could do it forever! Y'know what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am so glad you said cooks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm not your garbage man. I'm your mailman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You got it from Pottery Barn?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah! It's an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"A pharmacist.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I was tired!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It's gotta be one of a kind. Y'know like umm, y'know uh, what's that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey! I made that for her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You made pottery?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'm telling-If you put that in her apartment you'll never hear the end of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay fine! I'll-I'll just tell her it's an antique apothecary table, she doesn't have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so then the farmer says, \"That's not a cow and you're not milking it.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look at us, we're a couple of couples!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And Chandler I can't believe I let you pay for this one. Thanks man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? I'll make that pasta thing I was telling you about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that would be great!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, you don't have too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nope-op! I insist! You get the wine right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah all right. Okay, good night guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"See ya tomorrow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Tomorrow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Can't wait!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Janine's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How are we gonna get out of that one?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't handle two nights in a row with them.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What-what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, they're just a little blah!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Blah?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well y'know, he's blah, she's just-she's very loud for such a small person.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh, they're like my best friends. Are you saying we can't hang out with them? 'Cause that would kinda be a problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! Of course we can still hang out with them. Just y'know, not two nights in a row. Okay?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"If you want, I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Guess!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, a flea market?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ha! See, I knew, I knew you'd get it on the first guess. Isn't it cool! It's an apothecary table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Almost.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How much was it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It was only 500 bucks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"500 bucks at a flea market?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, y'know like back then.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was y'know, it was like a dollar.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"A dollar?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And fifty. So it was like one and fifty dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, what period is it from?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh, it's from yore. Like the days of yore. Y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes, yes I do. God, oh it's just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like y'know where it was from or...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! We're here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh! Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You like it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's my new apothecary table!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross! Phoebe's gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well why not?! She'll-she'll love it! It's the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table she's gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why did you do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because she hates Pottery Barn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She hates Pottery Barn?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know! I know, she says it's all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. So come on, she's gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe-Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooo! Oh, I forgot they made sheets!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, yeah! I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ross, get over it! It's not like she hates you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah but Pottery Barn! Y'know what I think? It's just she-she's weird. Y'know it's because she's a twin. Twins are weird.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross, she's not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Huh. Y'know what's not one of a kind? A twin!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ooh, Phoebe's here! Okay, let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay. Hey-Ooh, cool sheets!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"He got it a flea market!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's, Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn't afford it, because you paid dinner last night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks. Thanks, but uh actually it's just gonna be me again tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What happened to Janine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, she's uh-uh really sick.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that's too bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, she's been in there all day , uh high fever, a nose problem... Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm-phlegm-phlegm!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica! Chandler! I'm really-really sorry about tonight. I don't know if Joey told you; I just couldn't get out of going to this play. I'm sorry. Have a great time.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"'Kay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's funny, I saw no phlegm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Janine's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No-no, she really is sick!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Then why-why is she going to a play?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, y'know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well uh, she didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!! What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So she was just pretending to have a good time last night? She was lying to our faces?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And I am not blah, I am a hoot!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, don't-don't be mad. I'm sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Y'know? And it was our first date! Plus, she's really sick!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, you sh-No you said you made that up!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know, but don't you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Eh, they're both good. I generally just go with, Monica's drunk again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? She'll come around I promise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(They exit and close the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I do not like that woman!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can hear you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I am loud!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aww!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new......old sheet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh sure! Noo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My apothecary table!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Noooooo!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, where did you get this?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I got it at Pottery Barn!! Okay?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow! Oh my God, well if they've ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well this doesn't even smell like opium.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh Ross, calm down, I'll give you the 80 cents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, one more time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Perfect decibel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So uh, what are you guys doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh nothing, we're just talking. Y'know, blah-blah-blah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I'd like to but, I'm not sure we have time to go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ha-ha, very funny-Look! I don't know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We owe you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We didn't give you any money!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You don't think I know that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...see I can't decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! I didn't know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I know. I went a little crazy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fascinating.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well there's yore. And uh, y'know, yesteryear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah no, I'm telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, y'know if you ever decide you need to redecorate-And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh honey he doesn't need my help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, come on! I think he's ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?! Hey, y'know what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here's-here's 60 bucks, why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what? I don't, I don't think Phoebe really wants to come.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! I do want to!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, she does want to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She does want to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The Street, Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs, I don't know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They walk by a Pottery Barn window display.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uck, look at this! Pottery Barn, yuck!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what? Don't look at it. Seriously, don't look at it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Look-look! There's the coffee table they stole from us!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ugh, those bastards! Let's go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the...wait a sec! This is our exact living room!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No! No! No! No it's not! No it's not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we don't have the... We don't have the...that lamp! And-and that screen is y'know, on the other side.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay! Okay-okay look-no I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just... Come on don't be mad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it's all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't! I can't! Unless... Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didn't buy that lamp?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?! No! I'm not gonna move out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh. Yes! I would so move out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay then I don't have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They start to go inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But at least the apothecary table is real.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, this-this-this was great. Didn't everybody have a great time?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well I did. I really did. And you guys, I've got to say, I'm sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's totally understandable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't worry about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So we can go out again?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh well then, good night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good night!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Janine's, they're entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"See? Eh, wasn't that fun?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We have got to move!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I knew it!! Y'know, you're not so quiet yourself, missy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And I'm blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, \"Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know, I know you're talking, but all I hear is, \"Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah.\"","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right! You and me! Let's go! Right now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know I think you can take her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You'd better hope I don't see you in the hallway!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, uh, we've got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you can't treat them that way.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"They said stuff to me too, y'know!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know! I know! And I'm going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They... They're like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I... I don't think we can be together. It just, it just can't work. It can't. I'm very upset.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Would, would it help if I went over and apologized?","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What did I tell you about the hall?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! I'd really like it if we could be friends.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Now come on. Well, I'm glad we worked things out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'll see you.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Or I'll hear you.","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That's it big girl! Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Wait!","speaker":"Janine Lecroix","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"You'd better run!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Joey and Chandler both come into the hallway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Did you hear that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry man. You wanna go watch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How ya doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey so, did uh, did she move out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pretty much, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, when it's not right, you know it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah. I'll be all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know what would cheer you up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're right! That did cheer me up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you're not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't know Playboy prints jokes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It's not just about the pictures.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That didn't work on mom, it's not going to work on us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here, check it out. It's the first one, too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who's a little angry.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I made that joke up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, oh-oh, no you didn't. I did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, tell Dan, 'Thanks.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, you tell a lot of jokes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, Chandler, it's my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don't print the name, so it doesn't really matter who gets credit, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it's my joke, it's mine. You can call them, they'll tell you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's my joke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It's my joke.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Let's go watch it at your place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nah, Monica's watching some cooking show. Come on, I don't want to miss when they were skinny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler, Chandler, y'know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, that's VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It's like a lotta noise to me. I don't know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, why is your cable out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven't really paid the bill","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Whoa ho.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right? Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Paid your phone bill?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine. When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's only you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh-wh-what are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We are looking at a Playboy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So do you think that these pictures-Are, are they trying to tell a story?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, 'Where are they, where are they?'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, she's not going to find them lying in the grass like that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They flip through the pages to another picture.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You see, now, I would date this girl. She's cute, she's outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, that's got to come in handy","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I've got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Me neither.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know. Me neither.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You forget how many great songs Heart had.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I'm not even sure I got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, you didn't get it? The doctor is a monkey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He and Chandler crack up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And monkeys can't write out prescriptions.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(He and Ross crack up again. Joey just sits there)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your joke? Well, I think 'the Hef' would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I'll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I'm not going to go now anyway .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah, Gunther, I can't pay for this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin' for stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, if you want, you can work here.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh, I don't know. Ya see, it's just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y'know? And to go from that to this, I just... Plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, but the money's good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Flexible hours.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they are in bed together.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He took my joke, he took it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I'm going to get a joke journal. Y'know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's a good idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you know what's a bad idea?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Picking Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right. Did you hear something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe it's the sound of Ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's coming from the living room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They go out to investigate, and find Joey wrapped in a blanket watching their television.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I finished my book.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene, Phoebe and Rachel's, they're sitting together on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, don't you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nothing, I'm just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I guess it was kinda funny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It wasn't funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didn't you pick me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that you're ... just ... kinda high maintenance-Okay let's go to lunch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That is completely untrue. You think I'm high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and we're going to go through it point by point!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, okay, you're right. You're easy-going. You're just not as easy-going as Rachel. She's just more flexible and-and mellow. That's all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, people are different.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ya, you know, Rachel ... she'll do whatever you want. Y'know, you can just walk all over her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that I'm a pushover? I'm not a pushover.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, okay, you're not a pushover.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my ... you think I'm a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You're not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that's pretty strong, that's what I think. Come on, Monica, let's go to lunch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You start working on that list.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I cannot believe her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know. Where do you wanna go eat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sick of Japanese. We're not going there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, 'cause I'm heading up there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, I'll take a coffee. Thanks, man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure. Coffee? 'Cause I'm going up there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You guys need anything, 'cause I'm heading up there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'd love an ice water.","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just being friendly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, honey, I don't think you're supposed to go back there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nah, it's okay. Right, Gunther?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't wink at me. And put on your apron.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, but I don't see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Joey, do you work here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, waiter.","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, what's going on. What didn't you tell us you work here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's kind of embarrassing, y'know. I mean, I was an actor and now I'm a waiter. It's supposed to go in the other direction.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So is your apron. You're wearing it like a cape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, you know? I guess I'm going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that weird.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven't gotten it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"See, now it's weird again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I Think It's Great That You Work Here. You'Re Going To Make A Lot Of Money, And Here's Your First Tip. Don't eat yellow snow. . Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y'know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It's all about turnover.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(He looks at Rachel and winks, she gives him the thumbs-up sign.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That true, I am flaky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, what, you're just, you're just okay with being flaky?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, totally.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, then, I'm okay with being high maintenance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's great. Good for you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am not high maintenance!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I am not a pushover!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who said you were?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You did!","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I'm flaky. I'll say anything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is coming back from using the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm leaving to get my hair dyed.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, it's a great part. Look, check it out. I'm the lead guy's best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. 'I'm sorry, that seat's saved.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's the whole part?","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, maybe he's not his best friend, but ...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you in an hour.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, man, I could totally get that part. 'I'm sorry, that seat is taken.'","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, excuse me.","speaker":"Patron","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, I didn't mean you. But, you believed me, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I believed you were saving this seat for someone.","speaker":"Patron","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, you'd hire me, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Patron","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh? What?","speaker":"Customers","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, it's for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. It's a very important issue in this month's Playboy. I'm sure you all read about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's my joke.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's my joke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's my joke.","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't think we're going to settle this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let's have Monica decide.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Mon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mon, get out here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why do I have to decide?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Because you're the only one that can be fair.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't be fair. You're my boyfriend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, but I'm your brother. We're family. That's the most important thing in the world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't try to sway her. I'm your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We'll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth-me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, Chandler, you go first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Can I finish my story?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do you want me to pick you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"See, I would never snap at you like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Chandler motions to Monica that he'll give her two babies.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Continue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve's doctor's name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, 'Doctor Monkey?' And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, I'm a doctor, and I had a monkey. I'm Doctor Monkey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm not arguing with that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right, I've heard enough. I've made my decision.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it's offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn't be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Monica leaves the room)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"It's your joke.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Is not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she's lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, Chandler. There you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, oh hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, it's Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why don't you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel and Phoebe exchange looks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and--generosity of spirit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? I've heard better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're a little high maintenance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ahhh! You are on my list.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry. You're not easy-going, but you're passionate, and that's good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that I'm pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that's good too. So, they can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay, because I like ... maintaining you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I didn't even tell him to say that. . All right you're off my list.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm off the list.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know, suddenly I find you very attractive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, buddy boy, how'd the audition go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Not good, no. I didn't get the part, and I lost my job here, so ...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow! That is a bad audition.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How-how did you lose your job here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you've been working here two days? That's not, that's not right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, what are ya gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Joey, you can't let him get away with that. Ya know what, I'm not going to let him get away with that. I'm going to say something to him-No, I really shouldn't say anything-No, I should say something to him. Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He can have his job back.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's right, he can have his job back. I'm glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's great. Thanks Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, pretty nice, huh? Now who's a pushover?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Rach, you're in my seat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I pick you, Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Definitely you, Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I kinda thought.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey, Chandler and Ross enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not answering that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey! No way. I'm not answering that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that's $12.75.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This coming from the man who couldn't split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A good-looking woman approaches.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, he's not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him-He says it's okay. Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn't free?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I'm getting more dates than ever!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you're only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah Joey that is so gross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How about a scone on the house baby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm pretty.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey does anyone have any gum?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh I do! Oh, y'know what? No. Wait a second. I know it's in here somewhere.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'm good! I'm good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can't work if I'm sick.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm so sorry you're sick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not sick!! I don't get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, no one thinks you're a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I have not been sick in over three years!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm gonna grab you some tissue.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't need a tissue! I'm fine-d!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"When you put a 'D' at the end of 'Fine' you're not fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d! Y'know, it's a really hard word to say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(A woman enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi, is Rachel here? I'm her sister.","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God, Jill!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God, Rachel!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(They run and hug each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God, introduce us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"This is Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And you know Monica and Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi Jill.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And that's Phoebe , and that's Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Don't!! Honey, what are you doing here?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or that's bitter?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Daddy cut me off.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Never mind, I got it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And y'know what I said to him? \"I'm gonna hire a lawyer and I'm gonna sue you and take all your money. Then I'm gonna cut you off!\"","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wow! What did he say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That he wouldn't pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he's actually proud off.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh! Did you hear that?! My dad's proud of me! My dad's proud of me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay, I bought a boat.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You bought a boat?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that could've ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! I'm the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna get a job, you're gonna get an apartment, and then I'll help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Of course, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh, that's so great! Okay, I'm really gonna do this! I don't know how to thank you guys.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Ooh, I like cards.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you all finished here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"For all the free food you gave away.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well if it's free food, how come you're charging me for it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We don't give anything away unless it's someone's birthday.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! This is my \"Please, hire me\" sweater. And these are my, \"Don't you want to rent me this apartment?\" pants.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Seriously, I don't Rachel's gonna think it's a good idea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So who made her queen of the world?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I would love that job!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! What's goin' on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Jill! Did you shop?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! They did!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, we went shopping!","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jill's nose when you know she's trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sorry Jill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Sorry-sorry Jill.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What'd you get?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh well, all right, I got thank you, I got uh, this y'know \"I want a job sweater.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Apartment pants?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, you never heard of them?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, of course, of course I've heard of them! Ross, what did you get?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Huh? Oh, I got this--this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"A pajmena?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ross, wants a pajmena?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"It's a rug.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Jill?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm sorry Rachel, I'm sorry...","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, come on! You think that's gonna work on me?! I invented that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Right! But, I am sorry.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"All right, it's okay. One little setback is okay, just don't let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But I'm just gonna take the-the pajmena. And the uh, and the uh pants. Y'know what, I'm just gonna take it all away, 'cause that way you'll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, I'm gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"She took all my stuff.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yeah. Everything but, the little blue one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"That's the best one! Oh my God, thank you so much!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Well. Hey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh yeah, how about you and the, \"I'm sorry!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"What about, what about when I said y'know about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"(They both look at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Were you this cute in high school?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh stop.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"No you stop!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"No, you stop!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"You stop!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Okay-okay, why don't I sit here and you'll both stop it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Let's do something crazy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I'll rest. But y'know if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That would be impossible to resist if you weren't all drippy here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you saying that you don't wanna get with this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't you should say that even when you're healthy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't take this personally okay? It's just that I just can't have sex with a sick person.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm with you Chandler! I mean I can't have sex with a sick person either, that's disgusting! But I'm not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's the thing, see I would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's up?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, I think there's something you should maybe know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it'd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. No. It's just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah I mean it's probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"With Ross and Jill?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"With Ross and my sister?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh there is no way.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I don't really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isn't that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and they're gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I can't stop it! I can't-I don't own Ross! Y'know? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But great news about the apartment pants, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That'll be $3.85.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's just I can't because my manager said I... \"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Amy!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"\"...Amy! Happy birthday to you!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, that's weird, today's my birthday too!","speaker":"A Male Customer","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, not it here it isn't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry I'm late, what's up?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh hi! Y'know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didn't go in. How strong am I?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That is great. Hey, y'know who doesn't have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you're gonna go out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I just, Phoebe, said y'know thought she saw something between you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! I mean he's nice.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"He's the kind of guy you're friends with, y'know? But he's not the kind of guy you date. He's the kind of guy you'd date because you did. Me, not so much.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, he's just I don't know, he's just a little bookish.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Are-are you saying he's a geek?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You think so too?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Fine, then let's just say he's not my type.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things aren't on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well okay, if it means that much to you, then I'll ask him out.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, that's not what I meant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No! Y'know what Rachel? You're right, y'know he has been really nice to me.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah but, he's not your type.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah but maybe that's a good thing. Y'know I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek too!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah but, you don't, you don't, you don't want to try to much too fast. Y'know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don't you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"She-she died Jill.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book. Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? Oh-ohhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I was asleep. Oh no! No-no honey! Y'know what's sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I'm not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Would you please get some rest!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Happy birthday to you!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're paying for that.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What? No-no it's her birthday!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You've sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But it really...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rach? Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Did you tell your sister to ask me out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think she's cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, \"Why not?!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh so-so not really never.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we've been through, I just-y'know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh-ho, and mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who's on the couch reading.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, I think I'm sick.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on! I really need your help!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine, I'll rub it on myself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. I'll let you fill in the blank here.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you're just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's all very, very good. So you wanna go uh, mix it up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not now, I'm sick!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh come on you big faker!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well that was before all the vaporizing action.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, if you really wanna have sex...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Worked like a charm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I-I don't like it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's kinda slutty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's yours!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah well, I'm-I'm a slut.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi Jill!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rachel! Well, you-you're not at home, you're-you're-you're right here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(There's an awkward silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. So well I'll umm, I'll have her home by midnight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross's apartment. We see that Ross's apartment is empty.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why aren't you home yet?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is someone there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yes, it's me! Sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, I'm just, I'm just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who? Is that your sister?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh, she is a slut!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, look-look he's taking off her clothes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's taking off her coat!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(We see that Ross is taking off Jill's coat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, this is just terrible.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no it's not, no it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ho-oh, he's gonna get some! Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Y'know so umm, he's closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. Well, I'm off to bed!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"To Be Continued","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh... Oh wait, I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore. Uh, I'm eating their food. What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa, I didn't know we could date your sister!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey we know you steal our food.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey offers them some potato chips.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. And y'know who should've shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that a swing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh don't even ask!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yuck!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That was like 5 years ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah you got 5 years left!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You wanna make it 6?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. It's the next day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll take a coffee. So how was your big date last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I guess so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, slides. So really nothing happened.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Something could've happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Right. Was it the, \"Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Anyway, if she, if she wasn't in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She asked-asked you out again?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can't! I can't! I can't! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can't. It's just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I can't do it! I can't do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! It's okay. It's okay. Hey, it's too weird for you, I won't see her again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you. I...yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I mean after tomorrow night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can't! I can't do it! It's just gonna freak me out!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll-I'll tell her tonight I can't see her anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You want me to call her right now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that's-that's crazy-I mean that's crazy. So what's-what's going on with you? What is going on with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah do it now, call right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is my favorite part.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(We see the TV and it's the last scene where ET is saying goodbye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh y'know what's sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler there's nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don't have to be so macho all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not macho.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I guess I just never really cried. Y'know? I'm not a crying kind of guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on man there's gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'd be sad sure, but I wouldn't cry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, what if the puppy said, \"Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I'm rich!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I've got it! I have got it! Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Chandler starts paging through the album.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, what's going on there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, that's Parent's Day, first grade. That's me with the janitor Martin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Where were your parents?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh they didn't want to come!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Chandler!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Poor thing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So that story doesn't make you cry?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! Look, I don't cry! It's not a big deal! Okay?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No! It's not okay! It's not okay at all!! You're dead inside!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you Phoebe Buffay?","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can-can I get your autograph, I'm your biggest fan.","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh you're my biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you! Hi! Sure! Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think you're really talented.","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're just saying that because you're my biggest fan. Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? He's a fan. Bye!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have no idea what you're talking about. But I, but I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph!","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you're Phoebe's fan!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I've seen all her movies.","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Movies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store aren't gonna believe this!","speaker":"The Fan","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Gunther, don't let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebe's a porn star!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. You should check out Inspecther Gadget.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You'll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didn't even tell me why!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhh well. Y'know what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! He's a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but I'm not gonna date some random guy from your work.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's not random, it's Bob.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesn't like the way I dress-No that can't be it. It's really gotta be the smart thing. Oh I'm so stupid! I'm just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You asked him too?!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't understand, do you want to go out with Ross?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You don't want him, but you don't want me to have him?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know Bob in Human Resources...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! You had me doubting my fashion sense!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just don't date Ross! There's a million other guys out there, you just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why are you so jealous of me?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can't have!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Can't have?! Excuse me, the only thing I can't have is dairy!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Who?!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"In Human Resources!!!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're jealous of Princess Caroline?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do I have my own castle?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Uh, Phoebe's not here is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh great! Did you get a movie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don't think it's the kind you're gonna like.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You didn't get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross exchange looks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sort of...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Guys, what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe's a porn star!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They all run over to Joey and Ross, Chandler grabs the movie and reads the title.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe Buffay In Buffay The Vampire Layer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's Phoebe! Where did you get that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well down at the adult video place down on Bleaker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn't know he was in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow! I mean, I just-I can't, I can't believe this. Y'know, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe who's always been somewhat of a question mark.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y'know she had such a terrible childhood.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don't do porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, but you are dead inside.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right well, I'd better take that back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wh-what, why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"We can't watch that! I mean that's Phoebe!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah you're right, we can't-we shouldn't watch this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Absolutely not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know maybe a little bit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Probably just the first half.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebe's our friend! Well, I'm not gonna watch it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah! Good for you Joe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Ross stands next to him for a second, then goes and watches the movie.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(The movie starts, it's a vampire's lair and Buffay, The Vampire Layer enters dressed in leather and carrying a wooden stake. Suddenly, the vampire opens his coffin and sits up.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ah, I thought I'd find you here, Nasforatool.","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?","speaker":"The Vampire","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Actually, I was kinda hoping it would be the other way around.","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Her ankle is what you're watching?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well it's hard to tell... Oh God, if she would just stop moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"She's just doing her job!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You sick bastards!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, it's a tattoo! That's weird, Phoebe doesn't... Wait that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe that is Ursula!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(Upon hearing this, Joey can't turn his chair around fast enough and knocks it over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey! What's up? Oh my God! What am I doing?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey sweetie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chicken Soup for the Soul?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's no back to this couch!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y'know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn't think I was y'know, all dead inside.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's so sweet! Look Chandler I don't care if you can't cry, I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Stop it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we're up at the altar and I'm like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I won't care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you don't cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it won't matter to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, well I won't uh, worry about this anymore then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you're writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, \"I will always be with you,\" and you still can't shed one tiny tear, I know you'll be crying a river inside.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Aww, I love you so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What is wrong with you?!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?! You can't shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you didn't mean any of that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No you robot!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, his doorbell is ringing and he's running to answer it while doing up his pants.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to... Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that's just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they've really taken a liking to me. Uhh what's-what's-what's the matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know we're not supposed to see each other anymore and I'm okay with that, it's just that I don't know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Of course, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't want to talk about it.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But you know what might really cheer me up?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! Really?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'd love to! Here, you wait right here and I'll go get the projector and my notes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh great! Thanks Ross, you're such a good friend!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While he's gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can't find her anywhere.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, I haven't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, is Ross home? Maybe I'll just call him to see if he's actually seen her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(She goes to look out the window at Ross's apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's Phoebe! Phoebe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ursula opens the door and is all dressed up with big hair and lingerie.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God. So-so you're making porn movies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No I'm not.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Someone calls out from her apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're still rolling!","speaker":"Man's Voice","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're making one right now!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let's go Phoebe!","speaker":"Another Man's Voice","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And-and you're using my name!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, can I help you with something?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on!","speaker":"Same Man's Voice","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look, I'm talking right now! You're-you mean her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! And shame on all of you! You're disgusting! Especially you with that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Slides are almost ready.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh okay, well there's-there's wine in the kitchen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-she's really upset we're just talking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So that's the only reason she could be here huh? It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I'm a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know what? I think I can take care of myself, I'll talk to you later. Good-bye. Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that you're just using me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no, not you too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay's checks; there were a lot of them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Um-mmm, and I won't have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's great, but isn't it gonna bother that people still think you're a porn star?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. You're trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! See?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You uh, you may have been right about Jill.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! I knew it! What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, she kissed me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! You kissed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Maybe we should give them some privacy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Shhhh!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it doesn't sound like it! I mean, it's pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don't kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didn't stop it. I guess I-I just wasn't thinking...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah that's right you weren't thinking! Y'know what? Let me give you something to think about!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh wait-hold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth long enough to tell me that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I mean, look I don't know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don't want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow. I, I don't even know what to say. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Chandler starts crying.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! Are-are you crying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I just don't see why those two can't work things out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I'm leaving! Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That's you Rachel!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I got that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You take care Jill.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, see ya!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Bye-bye-e!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I-I can't believe Jill's gone. I can't help it, I opened a gate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! Barry and Mindy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. Who-who's Barry and Mindy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh-oh, wasn't he cheating on you with her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why did they get divorced?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn't that sad? God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know what you mean, I've always wondered how different my life would be if-if I'd never gotten divorced.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Which time?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'd bet I'd still be doing my kara-tay. Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y'know, not doing anything else physical.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And what if I was still fat? Well, you wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure I would!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What, you guys really think that I'm that shallow?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, I just think Monica was that fat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! Oh-hey, there's Carol again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I'd probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job's fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don't have to wear a tie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Merrill Lynch?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well why didn't you take the job?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y'know that if I'd work with stocks, I'd have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Rachel Green?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rob Tillman!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No-no. It's-it's me, Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tillman.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no-no, Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, of course Monica's brother!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! How are you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good-good, I'm-I'm married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh! Me too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is-isn't it the best?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it's the best! So, umm how's Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she's right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, I would love too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah? Oh-oh, she'd be so excited!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh! Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh wait, don't you have to pay for your, Busty Ladies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, it's okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don't...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But! Don't you have to give him his money back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. Okay, let's go see Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica's boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica's fat, I won't be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He's not boring! He's just-he's just low key.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte.","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Y'know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it's a seed.","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can anyone else name a well known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh dear God, let me think.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no! What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not \"Archie Comic funny.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bye-bye. Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut.","speaker":"Monica's Boyfriend","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Was his question what's more boring than him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ehh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Maybe Joey doesn't have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's an idea! Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's great! That would be great! Let's do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I could use the money; it could give me time to write.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don't need any assistance in there, take a break!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She's wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe! Guess what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ohh that's so sweet! Oh! Hang on! Hang onnnnnn!!! Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it's a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it's okay. It's okay, you're allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey Mon!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Mon, look who I ran into!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh my God! Rachel!! You look terrific!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"And that's Phoebe over there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we've seen each other?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon's party. I played you one of my songs, y'know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are-do you, do you still do music?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Sometimes, you should come over sometime! I'll play you one of my other...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Rach, he's a friend of ours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Well it's kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"He's coming over! He's coming over!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I know, here-here!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Ohhh! No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"She's not crazy is she?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"So uh, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Go!! Who's this? Oh okay, you're gonna like working for me. What's your name? What kind of name is Brendy? I... Whatever... Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey there you are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-oh, it's my boss!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, here's a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You realize what you are don't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're his bitch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no!! No!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh wait! You didn't just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But the Kit-Kats are all right?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I can't call my office they'll kill me! I can't call my clients they'll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I can't breathe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Then yes that is what I'm having.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on Pheebs, it's not that bad! Y'know most people would be excited if they didn't have to work for a couple of weeks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Most people don't like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and I'm already going crazy. I miss Joan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow it down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die! But you're not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let's take a walk. Y'know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So what's going on with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well umm, I've been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Still going through that dry spell with Carol?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How long has it been since you had sex?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, last weekend...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh that's not so bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"...will be two months...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"...since I stopped trying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Maybe you need to spice things up a little.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What-what do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know, dirty talk, mnage trois, toys...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Roll playing... You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, I think I got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you're-you're-you're rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody's watching! It never happened.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sorry. So how's it going with Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, \"Bring me food.\" Two is, \"I'm with a girl, bring us food.\" Three is, \"I'm lost and I can't find food.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! She's right in there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh great. Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, and over there is Brady's Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! Umm, y'know, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why? Why can't the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Isn't that a line from the show?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, yeah but uh, I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's a line from the show too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, you watch too much TV.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Here you go Joe, here's the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks! Yeah, there's pulp in that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I thought we talked about this. I don't like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn't juice. All juice, okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God, I'm sorry, I'm being so rude. Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Iced tea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, anything for you sir?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Did I not just tell him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes, you did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay look, Chandler, if this you have got to listen! You're gonna throw that juice at me, aren't ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's not all juice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Carol our sex life is-it's just not working...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dad!!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don't we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don't you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yay! Seriously, our sex life... I was thinking, maybe I don't know, we could try some-some new things. Y'know? For fun?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well I don't know umm, what if we were too tie each other up? Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. Nah! Umm, y'know we-we could try dirty talk? Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I love that idea!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's great! Oh wow! You're a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aww.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait a minute! My last Kit-Kat bar!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica won't let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesn't budge.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You wanna share it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you're mad, but I just want to say I'm sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y'know? I mean, y'know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not mayonnaise!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Aww, thanks man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's great! Congratulations! What's the story?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh you wouldn't uh, care. It's just a stupid comic book story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy , uh but he doesn't want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist-as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can't have lumps in them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? 'Cause I think I read it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh! And I'm one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, y'know it's none of my business, but aren't you married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y'know I just wish we could be like on a break!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you're not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, it's so easy for you I mean, you're not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah I can! And don't think I don't, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica. You've, you've done it right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Of course I have! What do you think, I'm some 30 year old virgin?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're a 30 year old virgin!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Say it louder, I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I heard it.","speaker":"Guy All The Way In The Back","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's not like, I haven't any opportunities. I mean, y'know, I'm just waiting for the perfect guy. I'm seeing this guy Roger, all right? He's not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y'know, give him my flower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you've waited long enough!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know what? You are right?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn't be all this rules and restrictions! Y'know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rachel! I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh what do you know? Virgin!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe's room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! It's not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Put it out!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! I'm so glad you're here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on. I got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, give it to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I got it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Give it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello? No she can't come to the phone right now. Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, she's fired.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Barry's bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it's a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It's set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.","speaker":"Nurse","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.","speaker":"Dr. Wesley","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He goes to turn off a machine. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with two cops!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not so fast Wesley!","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Remoray!","speaker":"Dr. Wesley","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you're not a real doctor! And that woman's brain, is fine!","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Thank God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hope! Hope!","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Drake!","speaker":"Hope","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're not dying Hope, you're gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh Drake.","speaker":"Hope","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Drake and Hope kiss.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay! Here we go! Okay! Hi, Joey! It's Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, actually I've been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Wow! Huh. Boy! Well, someone's been doing their homework.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so...","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I know. Y'know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, me too.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben's asleep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh umm, y'know I think it would be better if we just save it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, how's it going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I've got to get out of this bed, I'm going crazy here. Crazy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here you go sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But, I put some honey in it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She doesn't know she was fired yet, does she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, the doctors say it may kill her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are you two girls whispering about over there?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I think we should tell her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Listen Phoebe, he's right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know! But if I didn't work there, what else would I do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, you used to like playing the guitar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, what about y'know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change-ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh, I mean it's just so realistic!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. Yeah, his name is Pat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you uh, do you-ready for a refill?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I probably shouldn't-so I will! Oh! Wow! It's like it's raining!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pretty cool, huh? But if you're thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn't get sucked up into the mechanism, well you'd be wrong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, can I use your bathroom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's uh, right through there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. God y'know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani's apartment...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, life's pretty great isn't it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, it sure is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I hope you're hungry, we're starting with oysters. And y'know what they say about oysters, don't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They have parasites?","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What people?","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"People! People say it! Come here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So oysters, huh?","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And then we're gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know, it's funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases...","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no-no, no! It's sensual!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh! Didn't know! Okay!","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay! Ohhh no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry sweetie, it's the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?","speaker":"Dr. Roger","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can't promise anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We're really gonna do this, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Looks like it.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I got it!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Susan! Hi!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you so much for coming.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm-I'm Ross by the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello Ross. I love what you've done with this space.","speaker":"Susan Bunch","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you so much.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susan's coat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How hot is this?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica's dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry you're here with me instead of Roger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I could make it seem like he's here. \"Here's some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Stop it!! That's not funny!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, okay? It just-tonight was supposed to be y'know, it was supposed to be a big deal.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What was tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't want to know what tonight was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. What was tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, tonight was-was going to be my first time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"With Roger? Not just with Roger?! Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right relax Mr. I've Had Sex Four Times!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Four different women! I've had sex way more times!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How many?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Nine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I was just waiting for the perfect guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. He's not a horrible guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey that's what I tell girls about me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler, I'm gonna die a virgin!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I was kidding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So was I.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, you're such an amazing actor! How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! Tell me something Joey--Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah you did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here you go. Let me ask you a question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! I can't, I can't feel my hands.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come, come here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We can't do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! Oyster?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y'know? Because you've been waiting a very long time and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you're horrible, how would I know?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I do like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Absolutely! It would just be one friend helping out another friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Stop it! We're doing this! Let's do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Noo!! Okay!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I have some moves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I have no moves. Okay, whatcha doin' there?! Oh y'know what? I'm sorry, this is just too weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, let's just forget it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What if I turn out the lights?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's the couch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know! I'll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh God. Oh I can't believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well he actually saw you a little bit too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Noo! Oh God we did-we didn't, we didn't uhh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No! No, not after seeing that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God I'm just a horrible person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wh-why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because I'm married. That's right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star's apartment to have an affair! Uck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's ridiculous! I'm not a \"Star,\" just a regular famous actor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah and I'm a horrible, horrible person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The ring from the cave, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! Uh okay, well uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure! As long as they don't find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! No-no-no...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you've had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn't. And that's what this ring stands for.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But I thought that ring stood for Caprice's undying love for her brother.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look, do you want the ring or not?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look at you! You're up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I thought I'd try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I'll be back soon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You're not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. I've learned my lesson.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She goes out into the hall and when she's there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Let's go! Come on! Move it! Come on! Shoes! Briefcase! Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Joe did... Did you ever have a threesome?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol's great and I'm sure you're a very attractive man, but I....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! The reason I'm asking is that... I sorta had one last night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right! So, was it amazing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It was, it was okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Just okay-Did you do it right?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look, it's just did, did you ever go to a party and think, \"Would really anyone miss me if I weren't here?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Huh. But still Ross, you're worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y'know what I mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh-oh, absolutely!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They both laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"But you got to be with both of them, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Not the other one?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, she kept kicking me away!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, you don't want that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh I a lot of stuff!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You got a little bored?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"A little. Yeah. I made a snack.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah? What did ya have?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Sounds good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It really was!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, check me out, I'm a slut!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So you uh, want to do something tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh I can't. Dr. Roger is coming over again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you're still seeing him and uh, he's a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great! It's so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I'm all like, \"Can the doctor see me now?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I bet he can.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. Are you sure you're okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Yeah! Don't worry about me, I'll be fine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Barry's bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh! My God! Barry!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!","speaker":"Barry Farber","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh that's right! I'm sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's office, she is arriving without the knowledge that she's been fired.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Surprise! Look who's back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Arthur","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Call security. Pheebs, didn't you get fired?","speaker":"Arthur","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, I don't think so!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Jack!! Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you were fired.","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nu-uh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I told that guy who answered your phone.","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, okay I didn't get that message. So this doesn't count-Anyway, I'll be in my office.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe you-you don't have an office.","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's all right, I'll work here. This is goo, next to this plant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, listen...","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You lost 13 million dollars.","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, so this is all about money! Y'know it's bad enough that-Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm having another heart attack!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Take it easy.","speaker":"Jack","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Dumbass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs! How's it going?!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, they fired me and I'm having heart attack.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wow! Well, welcome back!","speaker":"Woman","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is Joey Tribbiani here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I'm looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That-that's always good news. Are you okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me? I'm great! I'm fine! I'm sooo good!! But, you know who's not great?! Men! You're a man right Ross?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sit down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we're going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor's dog walker?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We're sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Aw what are you?! A detective?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look I-I don't know what's going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Who are these men?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Men. I guy I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She is not... She's gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can't believe this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good day for married people huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren't that great either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Try telling my wife that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay to come in?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm the ruptured spleen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why would you do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because you shouldn't be with him. You should be with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don't just happen. Y'know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y'know I was just lying there and I couldn't wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y'know with a friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know you probably don't want to go out with me, y'know because I make too many jokes and I've never been in a serious relationship and I guess I'm not technically a \"doctor...\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Monica runs over and kisses him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There was just one woman, wasn't there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, there were two.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Including me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see.../One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free.../Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say good-bye.../And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!/La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la......","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":16,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, remember when I had a monkey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, what, what was I thinking?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! So, what's with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know what's more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Y'know what's even more generous than that?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I see where you're goin'!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's up with the greed Joe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, look I'm sorry you guys, but it's just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they're really expensive, y'know? I'm down to like three! Well, actually two 'cause one of 'em I kinda blackened in some teeth-Why did I do that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well isn't there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can't-can't you pick up, I don't know, an extra shift here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Or, y'know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you've got y'know a little of this goin' on. Wow! I still have it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, wait! Wait! Don't you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe you'll get that job!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah, finally an explanation.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let's see uh, well I don't want to donate sperm again. I really prefer doing that at the home office y'know? Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What did I tell you about talking to your friends while you're working?","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uhh do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That guy has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He's complained about you three times!","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, where was I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what have you guys been up to?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Takes it out of you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now, we can kick anybody's ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"After one class? I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Isn't that a kind of sushi?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, it's a concept!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah it is! It is! It's freshwater eel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, maybe it means that too...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on Ross. We're sorry. Please tell us what it is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I don't know, like a surprise!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Rachel calmly wipes the spittle off her face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn't mean you have unagi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ooh! Y'know what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know what...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey-hey, is Monica here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, look I need your help, I don't know what to get her for Valentine's Day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, Valentine's Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"She was working on Valentine's Day so we're celebrating it tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ohh, hey! Why don't you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ooh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"And of course, crotchless panties.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend and her brother, I can't do that we promised we'd make each other gifts this year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Aw, I love that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"You guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay-okay-okay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I made a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Nothing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"So what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! Oh for crying out loud!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Now, it's you little bunny friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine's Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This, this actually is a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine's Day gifts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do we have to make the entire thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes! Why, did you-you forget to make yours?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I can't wait! This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever! I can't believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm just so excited to make the presents! Shoot!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi uh, I'm Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I'd like to donate some fluids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so we're not looking for applicants right now.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh that's too bad. I've kinda been saving up. Uh, are you sure there's no studies I can participate in?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, here's a schedule of what's coming up.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks. Well but this one starts now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. It's a twins study.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But it's $2,000.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We already got the results back on that on, and they're not good.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica's side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They both scream and jump away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What the hell was that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A lesson in the importance of unagi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, you're a freak!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Perhaps. Now I'm curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, so we weren't prepared!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I-look, I just want you guys to be safe. DANGER!!!!! Ahhh, huh? Unagi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Cole-Geddes Casting Agency, Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin. Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler. I sensed it was you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Unagi. I'm always aware.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't figure out what to make Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, why don't you make her one of your little jokes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what? She'd-she'd love this. Uh, it's an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I can't give this to her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Because it says \"Captain Ross\" on the side and \"I hate Monica\" on the bottom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"DANGER!!!!!","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Ross screams like a little girl.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, he's still trying to figure out what to make Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Yes honey, I made it myself. I can't do it. I can't do it. Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure! Okay, you go first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, come here! Come here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now, it's not wrapped because I just, just finished it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe we'll have to listen and see!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you ready to open yours?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(He opens his present to find Phoebe's sock bunny from earlier.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's a sock bunny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See that's what this is about.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I see. Y'know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! No, she doesn't. Uh Phoebe, what she makes-that's uh-they're sock rabbits. They are completely different-Okay! Okay! Okay! I didn't make it! I'm sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we're supposed to make the presents!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, it's okay. I don't...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No-no, it's not okay! It's not! I mean you were just... You're so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Y'know I'm just gonna-I, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here , and I am going to do anything you want in there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! You are way to young to have seen that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oops! Y'know, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We have got to wash that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You have done enough!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No you don't-get it in black, not brown.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(The oven dings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oop, your cake is ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oop!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, it's like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey Mon! Hey Chann! Just gettin' a soda!","speaker":"Joey's Look-A-Like","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Who the hell are you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm Joey! How are you doin'?!","speaker":"Joey's Look-A-Like","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No! No! No! No! How you doin'?! How you doin'-Damnit Carl! Go wait in the hall!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Who the hell is Carl?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren't they?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y'know? The only problem is, Carl's acting is...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"The only problem!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, he's the reason I didn't get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?","speaker":"Carl (Joey's lookalike)","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pat Sajak?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alex Trebek?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, of course!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chuck Woolery?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who's ass I cannot kick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They start to walk into the living room and notice someone's head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it's Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Say it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Say we are unagi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's not something you are! It's something you have!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Say it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel yanks on his legs again and he groans in pain.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right Carl, we're next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Another Minute Maid fiasco.","speaker":"Carl (Joey's lookalike)","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right! And what are you not gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm not gonna talk because...","speaker":"Carl (Joey's lookalike)","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Damnit Carl!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can I have the next one please? Joey and Tony Tribbiani.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But uh, this is a study for identical twins.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right, $2,000.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But, you're not identical twins.","speaker":"The Doctor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Damnit Carl!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandler's arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my good God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, the mixed tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He hesitates, then goes over to dance with her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are just the sweetest.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Suddenly, a strange and familiar voice comes out of the tape player. Here's a hint, OH...MY...GAWD!! That's right, it's Janice!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I love the way you look every night Chandler! That's why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! You're the sweetest!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: A women's self-defense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay ladies, that ends today's class, and let's remember, let's be safe out there.","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's a great class.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I was watching. Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them...","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. No-no. No. What would you do next?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Who? Me the attacker?","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes that's right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I tired attacking two women, did not work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I mean it's okay, I mean, they're-they're my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!","speaker":"The Instructor","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together? That-that's a no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am so, so, so, so sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And I will cook anything you want in here , and do anything in there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah you will! And, are you kiddin' me?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on Monica, it's our Valentine's Day. Please? Please-please, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine! You make me high over my heart!","speaker":"Janice's Voice","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica breaks the hug and starts for the bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, are we going in there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're look for laughable...","speaker":"Janice's Voice","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk, Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah-ha, nowhere to run!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't like sitting up here! I'm just gonna over...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No Rachel! They got here first!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why is Ross doing that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"DANGER!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We should help him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I... Well, I don't think they need any help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk to check the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths, \"What?\" Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screams and runs away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":17,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, \"I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar, eh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who wrote it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there's your admirer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A hot girl's at stake and all of the sudden he's Rain Man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's a girl! Anyway, it wou-it wouldn't matter. Okay? Because I'm a teacher and she's a student.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, is that against the rules?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, but it is frowned upon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Besides, there's a big age difference.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know when I'm 90 she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No that's not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Chandler! Y'know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's a Movement class?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh well listen, anyway she's directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know man. I haven't talked to her in like ten years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh okay, I'll-I'll try.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right! Thanks! You're the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah so, Tuesday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey Mon? I'm gonna check my messages.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You just thought of that in there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Rachel dials her number.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello? Uh, Rachel. Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're on the phone!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God! How bad was it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, he didn't say, but it was a fire. I'm guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What are you smiling about? What is so funny?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U. Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester!","speaker":"Burt","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Professor Geller?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh thank you. Thanks very much. Ow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation...","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That was you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh I, I don't-I don't think that would be the best idea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, because I was thinking, the semester's over; you're not my teacher anymore.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What time?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Gotcha.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm kidding!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! So-so seriously, what time?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Coming through! Oh! Coming through! Oh! Hello! Hi! No! Right! Coming through!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They start to look around seeing that the living room is undamaged.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh well, it's not so bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.","speaker":"Fireman #1","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Fireman #1","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey! He's working! You would look good in that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Rachel return)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, how bad is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How's your room Rach?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Everything's ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Isn't that mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine! I'm sorry for your loss!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So uh, you're not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?","speaker":"Fireman #1","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes, they can stay with us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well uh, do either of you smoke?","speaker":"Fireman #1","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No-no-no, do you uh light candles? Burn incense?","speaker":"Fireman #1","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! It's me! It's me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay Phoebe calm down, there's no need to place blame. Okay? I warned her about those candles.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God, it's great to catch up! I can't believe how long it's been!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler, is that...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh that's great! Good for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey-hey listen...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm... Can you hold for one second please? What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"When you're off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! I'm back. Yeah, that sounds great. Okay. Well, we'll do it then. Okay, bye-bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey listen, so when's-when's my audition? I mean I know it's Thursday, but what time?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Monica enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We didn't get to the audition. I'm gonna take her to coffee and then we'll do it then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ah-ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! So, now you're going on a date with this girl?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, it is not a date! I haven't talked to her in ten years! You can't just call up somebody you haven't talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, y'know? You gotta, you got to put in some time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You're right, I'm sorry. It's not like you're y'know, going out with an ex-girlfriend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, we only went out once.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You dated her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Not once!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, well why don't I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh that's great, my friend Joey's in the movie business.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know who I ran into from school? Howie.","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My friend's name is Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Apparently Howie's editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Y'know I-I-I haven't spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no \"How you doing?\" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The nerve huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Refill?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachel's Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know! Now look, there's only one problem though. There's only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess you should get to stay here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one's fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So Rach! You're the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, you'll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, y'know, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is showing Phoebe around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This right here is where I keep the pizza. And uh that's where the napkin is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's that smell?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone's name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, no. No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes you did! What was it?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm, it's Cutie McPretty.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh that's so sweet!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I'm having a great time! Y'know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it's not. I mean it's not at all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Dr. Geller!","speaker":"Burt","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Burt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So did you sleep well last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what Joey left on my pillow?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Gum!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, we determined the cause of the fire.","speaker":"Fireman #2","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. It's looks like a curling iron.","speaker":"Fireman #2","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't use a curling iron.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well someone does.","speaker":"Fireman #2","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Phoebe looks at Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, don't look at me! My hair's straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It could've been a hair straightener.","speaker":"Fireman #2","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is where I keep the pizza. And-Hey! Where did the napkin go?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now there you go! I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does that smell bother you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What the smell from Joey's? No, I can hardly smell it over here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well you let me know if you can, because y'know I can bake a pie to cover it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can smell it a little, bake the pie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello? Oh yes, one minute please. It's for you. It's the fire inspector.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Hello? Yeah this is Phoebe. Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey's, he's on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair straightener that started the fire. No-no, it was the candles. It's very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... Uhh... Uhh... Okay. Well, I have to go now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We had such a great time! She's-she's incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn't. It wasn't at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. A concept lost on some people!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So it's okay to date a student.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, not really. I mean technically it's-it's not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well Ross, you be careful now. You don't want to get a reputation as y'know Professor McNailshisstudents.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. What-what should I do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean what's more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey that is so sweet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I couldn't do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You couldn't do it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, relax I just need more time. We're going to dinner tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?! You're going out with her again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Going out with who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh, Dana Keystone from college.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Wasn't she uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, that was Dana Caplin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohhhh!","speaker":"The Guys","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey! You didn't even know her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah whatever!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know uh, actually I-I-I should get going.","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don't feel that way about you.","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, that's not-No-no-no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry Chandler, y'know you are such a sweet guy and I, I don't want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well maybe there is one thing you can do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! Anything! Anything!","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?","speaker":"Dana Keystone","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, the heart wants what it wants. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! How's it goin'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes it has! I made cookies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh that's all right. I'm still full from your homemade potato chips.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But you should eat them now because they're hot from the oven.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh-ho! But not in here! Can't eat 'em in bed, remember? No crumbies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I'll be out in a second.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That doesn't lock does it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Joey! Sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No that's all right. Don't worry about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh but look! That's gonna leave a stain!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach! Hey! It's fine! You're at Joey's!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Look!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I've never lived like this before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel throws some of hers down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, don't waste it, I mean its still food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, I can't.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you have some studying to do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I have some turning 21 to do.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nothing, I'm-I'm just, I'm so comfortable with you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you not want to be seen with me?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh no, they're still here but I think I'm about to leave.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?! No! No! Wait! You're right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? There's nothing wrong with that. Come on. Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Aren't you in my Popular Culture class?","speaker":"Lydia","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, we're dating. And you may frown upon that, but we're not gonna hide it anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You are so fired.","speaker":"Mel","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":17}
{"text":"They're gonna fire you! You can't date a student! It's against the rules.","speaker":"Burt","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really? Its not just frowned upon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":17,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I love it at Joey's!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, here you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ni-hi-ice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, you busy Thursday?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, very funny. I don't know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. You got me the audition?! Let's hug it up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think I'm partly at fault. You see, I didn't, I didn't tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so y'know let's just face it, that's just kindling! So I think it's better that I stay at Joey's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides y'know what? I'm fine here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah she said something about crumbies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! No! No! I was so careful!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right, all the ladies want to stay at Joey's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don't want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No but at Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right fine! This looks like so much fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":25}
{"text":"God, what a mess.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":18,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office. I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"For what it's worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we can't date. It's against the rules. It's forbidden.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, it's really hot.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I-I-I don't care how hot it is it's-it's uh, it's wrong.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Stop it!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No! It's wrong! It's-it's-it's naughty. It's taboo.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Shut the book!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They frantically start making out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let's also get a hot plate!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They start making out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":19,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's Thursday! How was the audition?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs- Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":18,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and now Rachel's apartment, Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel enters from her new room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Joey, how ya doin'?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great! Roomie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not paying for half of that! I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That refrigerators don't live as long as people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I'll take a check for the other hundred.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're jokin' right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Of course I'm jokin'! I don't take checks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank God you're pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you guys know any cute guys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Anyway, there's this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's the charity?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, something either trees or disease-Ralph mumbles a lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Does Ralph mumble when you're not paying attention?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! It's weird. But the thing is need to find a date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So he has to be a male who has at least $50.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh! So close.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross and Elizabeth enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey everybody!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm the student.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Isn't she cute? No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know, this is probably none of my business, but weren't you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, we're not together.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, we're just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, sly.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. I'll see you later?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye Ross.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh that is quite all right ma'am.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, tell her good luck with that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Anyone else? Huh? Bring 'em on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oo! When's her birthday?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I don't know Rachel, why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, y'know it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, I like Elizabeth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well, actually it's been great. She's 20 so she's not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that's so funny because we found someone too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's good, I guess she'll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why would our guy be a weirdo?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Cause that's just your taste.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A face ass?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"A chin dimple!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, uh y'know, our guy works with Chandler and he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Have you seen your guy's body?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, our guy is just a floating head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? He's a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're not supposed to look!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh yeah, like there are police for that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler funny?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Our guy's a great dancer!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"My guy is well read.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Our guy has great hair.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"My guy has great teeth!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Our guy smells incredible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Do you want our guy to be your guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn't doing all that well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you...don't look good Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes-Hey, what was in that brown jar?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's still in there?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is this a service you're providing me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! No! No! For my new fridge-our new fridge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Our new fridge? I don't live here anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Give me $400!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's office, he's unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Professor Geller?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hmm? Oh, a student I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Making out in your office.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Shh! Of course, why don't we go inside?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh-ooh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Doorknob! Doorknob!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, okay. What-what about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Spring vacation.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Spring vacation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips...","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Another professor barges in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Professor Geller!","speaker":"Professor Feesen","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger... I'll be with you in one moment. So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You don't understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, I'm not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just tell her the truth! Tell her you're not ready.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or! You can just, y'know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What the hell are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! Well what do you know! Broken! That'll be $400!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, I saw you push him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You pushed him!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey, I did not break this! Okay? That has been broken for a while.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do not give him any money!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's office, he's opening the door to Elizabeth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You wanted to see me Professor Geller?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Yes! Please, come in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She does so, he closes the door, and she pushes him against the doorknob again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oo-oo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Doorknob?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, it kinda grows on you. Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I... Look, I'm having a great time with you and I just don't want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet. It's-it's too soon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are so adorable.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That! Let's talk about that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didn't want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she's going to Florida for spring vacation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's-what's the difference?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? Not all spring breaks are like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What did you do on yours?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I went to Egypt with my dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can see it now, \"Look dad, it's the Sphinx!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, \"Spring break!\" All right? I mean she's taken my class!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And slept with the professor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm gonna call her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. What? I read that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Can I get you a cup of coffee?","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yes! Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rachel, what the hell is this?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You found me a guy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler's work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, y'know what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh, would you stop it with that already?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Sebastian returns with the coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Uh, no not really. Why?","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No reason, it's just I know a single guy that cares about other people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Are you funny?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Are you funny? Tell us a joke!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Well, so do a lot of people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. Give me a call sometime.","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, but y'know, no, you didn't give me your phone number.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Okay! See you later!","speaker":"Sebastian","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Turns out he is kinda funny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cat's name?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you'd like to take to a ball? \"Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?\" \"Uhh, okay-I gotta go!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right guys stop it. Rachel, we're very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And y'know what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y'know you might even end up with someone really special if you pick my guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, so you will meet our guys?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, I'll meet 'em.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay now it doesn't matter which one you choose, y'know? It's completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Call it even?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross returns.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl's bodies, waking up next to people you don't even know...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know the hotels?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Sure! I was there! Spring Break '81! Woo-hoo!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"In 1981 you were 13!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And y'know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, she can't go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ross, you can't tell her not to go. You just started dating.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Then what am I supposed to do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, maybe you don't marry this one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Elizabeth's apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm so glad you're going on this trip!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! I've been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy y'know, blow off some steam.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure. Sure. Look I don't, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you into crafts at all?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, are you okay?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, yeah, of-of course I'm okay! What? I'm just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and what-what is uh, what's this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's a bathing suit?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"To wear in front of people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that supportive?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is this?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good-good-good-good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We're really glad you decided to meet our guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know. I know I don't work late tomorrow night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, y'know what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? Eldad come here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Eldad, this is Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Eldad","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well-well a little blind sided but y'know good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Eldad, sit down. Move over! Move over now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I-Ohh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There you go! There you are!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! What are you doing here?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is Patrick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Patrick","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi. Okay, you're too late okay? Because she's already with our guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God, you're right! I am too late; they're sitting on the couch and talking! Come on! Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This is Patrick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Patrick","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh-okay, but Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm just sort of in the middle of something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh! Okay! Yeah, that's okay. Have a seat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No! You can't do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Maybe I should go!","speaker":"Eldad","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Sit down! We're winning!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? Maybe I should go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No-no-no-no! Have a seat! Have a seat!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Rachel! Rachel! You haven't touched Eldad's hair!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"It is the softest hair! Touch it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Rachel? Patrick is really rich. Give her some money.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Y'know what Phoebe? This isn't really worth the free massage.","speaker":"Patrick","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"That's right Patrick, bye-bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! You dance for Rachel!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(He starts to get up, but Rachel stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No-no! Don't dance for me! Please? Don't! What is the matter with you guys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I... Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I'm a little embarrassed.","speaker":"Eldad","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I'll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It's you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Then why did she ask us to...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean congratulations on all the cash, and-and y'know--Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yes, Papaya Extract.","speaker":"Eldad","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport, Elizabeth's flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, have a great time down there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I will.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it's revealing which I'm fine with, no I'm concerned about your health, sun exposure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry I have plenty of sun block, it's SPF-30.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's-it's get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it's just milk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, it's going to be okay. I'm not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. Cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh hey! Here they are!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(A group of about 10 guys and no women come running around the corner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Elizabeth!","speaker":"Guy","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The guys pick up Elizabeth and carry her onto the plane as she waves bye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Call me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh that's all right! Y'know, I ended up having a really good time. Y'know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So what was it for anyway?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wanna say a disease.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh. All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel does so and it's one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, look! That's Elizabeth!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Suddenly Ross jumps in and starts dancing with her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh-oh Professor Geller.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ahh, to be 13 again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition. Phoebe is overacting her part.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The reactor's gonna blow in three seconds, we're never gonna make it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! I won't leave you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't worry about me, I'm a robot! I'm just a machine!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No you're not! Not to me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am extremely talented!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you're great! Okay, let's take it from...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, you're solid. Yeah, you're just no me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what? I think that's enough for now. Yeah. I don't want to be over rehearsed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fine! I'll do it without you! I don't need you or anybody else! I'm gonna make it on my own! You'll see!! You'll all see!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, what's this thing you're auditioning for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it's a new TV show. Yeah. I'm up for the part of Mac Macaveli or \"Mac.\" Yeah, I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He's a, he's a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or \"C.H.E.E.S.E.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's the title! Yeah! Y'know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That is lucky.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh-Wait so Joey if you get this, you're gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you'll be like the Big Cheese! Or the Big Mac-Hey! You love those!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, don't get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don't know if I'm good enough.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, what are you talking about? You're a terrific actor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You really think so?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joey's acting career. The first flashback is from <a href=\"season2/211towlw.htm\">The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoa, she's pretty.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There's my scene, there's my scene. \"Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a...\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With The Butt. The gang is watching Joey in Freud!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[The next flashback is also from The One With The Butt and it's also on the soundtrack. He's Joey telling everyone about his big break in Monica and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I Play Al Pacino's Butt. All Right? He Goes Into The Shower, And Then- I'M His Butt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh My God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"C'Mon, You Guys. This Is A Real Movie, And Al Pacino's In It, And That's Big!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh No, It's Terrific, It'S- It'S- Y'Know, You Deserve This, After All Your Years Of Struggling, You'Ve Finally Been Able To Crack Your Way Into Show Business.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, Okay, Fine! Make Jokes, I Don'T Care! This Is A Big Break For Me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're right, you're right, it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right well, I'm outta here. Wish me luck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, whatever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's your turn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, are we playing this?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! How'd the audition go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldn't even be an actor!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn't go well but it really did go well?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, did I fool ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Totally!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So it did go well.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, it went amazingly well!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh that's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, it's down to me and two other guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And I know both of them, they're really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who's always getting chased by those big flowers...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, I love that guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh-oh, what are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What am I doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm just so nervous! Y'know? The callback isn't until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, it is overdue.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look, don't worry. Okay? You're gonna be fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"There's just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don't know if you'd understand.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Thus starts another series of flashbacks all dealing with the pressure the rest of the Friends have to deal with in their jobs. The first flashback is from <a href=\"season1/115towsg.htm\">The One With The Stoned Guy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Is it dirty?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't, I like it dirty.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's your call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, uh, what are you going to do next?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are they, uh, firm?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They'r alright.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No really, they're OK.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You gonna slice them up real nice?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Aaaahhhhhhh.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm outa here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With Rachel's Crush.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel's new job.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, I'm quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it! I'm telling you I'm quitting! That's it! I'm talking to my boss right now! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, Phoebe is telling everyone but Rachel about the pass Paulo made on her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, what happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ohhhhhh!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Was it...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's Sandwich, Ross his confronting his boss about him eating Ross's sandwich.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You ate my sandwich?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-oh really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.","speaker":"Dr. Ledbetter","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"MY SANDWICH?!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to a shot of a park.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"MY SANDWICH!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut back to Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I want this part so much! Y'know? If I don't get this part I'm never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!-No, I didn't say that! That's a lie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh come on guys, it's not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren't for Monica's allergies. You're right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. Should I get that? Hello? Uh no, Joey's not here right now. Can I take a message? Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? Okay great. Bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh! Aren't you dressed yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Am I naked again?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We're supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wh?! What about my allergies?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh right, your allergies. All her, she hates you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"As crazy as soccer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello? What are you talking about? The audition's not 'til 5:00! Well, nobody told me! Who'd you talk to? Nevermind!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You mean you didn't get it from this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, maybe we can fix it y'know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could've turned my whole career around!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I messed up. Okay? I'm sorry, I really messed up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, you don't even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody's allowed one mistake, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler's mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's not that bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler, Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line. He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And what?! Did you sleep with her?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No! No! No! I just kissed her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?!! That's even worse!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How is that worse?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know! But it's the same!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Cut back to Joey and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Look, I'm not saying that you should magically forgive me! But you're not perfect! You've made some errors in judgment too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Name one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Chandler proceeds to point out Joey's errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What happened?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Awww, man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn't think big enough to fit a grown man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So--You got in voluntarily?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I was tryin' to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I'm gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"BEND OVER?!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought.","speaker":"Lorraine","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"...And what did you bring?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.","speaker":"Lorraine","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Janice?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Janice?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh.... my.... God.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Cupping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is. In prison!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I said name one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":58}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe I did this! What an idiot!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren't any message you've forgotten to give me are there? Apparently you're not very good at it! I...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you think he'll ever forgive me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I kinda have.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Already? That's pretty bad what you did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case... Okay...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You didn't see how mad he was, y'know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y'know, you fight, you make up, it's just the way it works.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It took two people to break up this relationship!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I fell asleep!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You fell asleep?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"FINE BY ME!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I KNEW IT!!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You had no right to go out with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That is the most ridiculous...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You sold me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I did not sell you out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Would you let me talk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Did you just flick me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- Ow. That hurt","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ow! Ow! Ow!","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I know! I know! I know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(Chandler does this throat sound.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? Hello? Damnit! Hello? No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message I think. He's still got a chance for the part?! Oh, that's great news! Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. Oh well, that's great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! Yes! Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. By dog not flowers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please tell me you got the message!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What message?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The actor playing Mac couldn't do it, they needed to see you at 2 o'clock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! It's 6 o'clock!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Ross's! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't believe this Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry! I-I-I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, well I'm uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh wow! Okay man, I'm sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well that's good. Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for ya!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's mean! You really had me going there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, we could do this all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right. Okay look, listen, let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You are gonna be a huge star! I'm gonna hug ya!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You hug me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin' between Chandler and Joey. There's no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, You've Really Got a Hold on Me!]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut back to the present, they are still in each other's embrace.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, do we do this too much?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I think so. Yeah, get off me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They separate.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried I tell you!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! Well then I'll just have to carry you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Suddenly Ross jumps up from behind the counter armed with a plastic gun. By the way, he's overacting too.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That'll be a neat trick, when you're, when you're dead!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, you don't have to yell.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, \"Ooh, where'd Ross go?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. I mean...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what? I think that's enough for today. Thanks for your help!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's holding us back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Totally.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyone's horoscope.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And your horoscope says, \"On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, well thank you in advance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Op, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe winks and licks her lips while eyeing Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Everyone claps and cheers, Joey mimics looking about with a gun.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh that's right. It's your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I've dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No! Joey, you're going to be great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don't know anything about technology! I can't even use Chandler's computer except to find porn! And-and that's only 'cause it's right there when you turn it on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'll be waiting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse. Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm just deciding which one to use-I'm gonna start writing another book!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Be-because the last one was such a big seller?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you guys doing later?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I want to see what he wants first.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I just found out that Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You're not Elizabeth's dad?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Of course we'll help! Yeah! We'll be here!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, it's the set of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. The producer is showing Joey around the set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So uh, here's your office set!","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! Huh? Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let's get you into wardrobe for a fitting.","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry, why don't we do that right now? He's right here.","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani, this is...","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh wow! He's so lifelike! Unbelievable! (He starts tugging on the guy's ears.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How do you do there, Wayne?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll let you two guys get acquainted, huh?","speaker":"The Producer","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Sorry about that... Uh, so where's C.H.E.E.S.E.?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nice to meet you Mac!","speaker":"C.H.E.E.S.E.","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"This is like the temporary robot, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, y'know? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I spent two years developing this machine, it's absolutely state of the art.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it just-I don't know it doesn't really look like it can do anything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It can do this.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It-it's great to meet you Paul.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I usually prefer Elizabeth's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So Ross, what your problem?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Eh-wh-Excuse me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's funny. Umm.... It's not funny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't like you going out with my daughter Ross.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. I'll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Daddy!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Fine! Two minutes. Go.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This is-you-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"1 minute 50 seconds.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I've been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student-I mean I not-not it! I mean, I mean I don't-We haven't done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we've-we've-we've done stuff. Okay, okay, a joke, a joke-lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm Irish.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And the Irish guy wins the joke!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How crazy that we'd run into you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh God, thank you! Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I'd like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You're Elizabeth's father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"There's a Mr. Bing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, unfortunately Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohh!","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I get that a lot.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay umm, why don't we all take a seat, y'know? And uh, and I'll get us all some uh some coffees--Yeah, why don't you. Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Y'know? Whatever pops into your head.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Y'know, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, 'cause usually he's got the children's hospital.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah. Not looking for dates.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So uh, Monica is Ross's sister.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"And he's a great brother!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I had a sister.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She passed away.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Ohh!","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, you don't have to do that every time.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story... You're roommate in college died didn't he?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"A part of him did yes.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Yes, we were just...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Rachel runs in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Hi, I'm sorry I'm late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Liz's father get here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I'm already here.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh! Ross is sooo great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, you said the baby creeps you out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, the little girl creeps me out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You said the baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why would the baby creep me out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why would the little girl creep you out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys, I'm sorry, could you please talk a little slower?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is going in your book?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, it's about relationships. Y'know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! Excuse me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hi. I think I left my keys here somewhere.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Well let's look for them. Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, here they are right here.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks for your help.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just call me Paul.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. Are you okay?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You just don't look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we were very young when we had her.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. We?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to...","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I just-I meant y'know are you still a 'We' or are you just 'You?'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes I did.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ohh. Ooh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How was your first day?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Damn those robots, they're supposed to be our faithful servants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Anyway, it wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn't like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, why don't you just get him fired?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I may have to, I hate to do it, but I'm the star! Y'know? There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. Excuse me. Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joe! I'm glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The thing is it's kinda on the Q.T. The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired. It's the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-oh!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Ross.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I was just getting him to like you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, scene is continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey?! Joey!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, Joey is not here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I'll just wait for him in here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, it's okay. You can come out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah Ross it's okay, it's me, Mr. Stevens.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God! I didn't even see you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure you did! You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, \"Joey! Joey!\" Bye Rach.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll call you later. Bye Ross.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What-what-what the-how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, y'know he lost his keys so he was looking for them...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"In your mouth?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! Downstairs! And we got to talking y'know, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You were at the coffeehouse!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, what's the big deal? So I kissed the guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He is my girlfriend's father, okay? It's-it's, it's weird!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wh-You dated my sister!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That was different!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? Why?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"This is weird for me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Let's face it, so far the guy's not lovin' ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, y'know? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How is that important?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh it's important!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Apparently, there's like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there's only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn't know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well y'know Joey, you're a pretty charming guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No sweetie, you've got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You've got to kiss some serious robot ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I'm not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So do you think uh, Joey's more charming than me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, you wish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"\"You wish.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, stop writing about us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm not writing about you! I'm writing about other people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Marcia and Chester.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay fine! Fine! Then you know what, I'll just write about Phyllis! Hmm!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phyllis is sitting in a chair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I see what you're doing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phyllis sees what I'm doing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh-oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, Joey is walking up to C.H.E.E.S.E. and Wayne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning! Hey, how's my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't touch him!","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay! All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! Ah-ah!! Okay, that's why you didn't want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? Stupid! I can't believe it! God! Hey, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What a nice story!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! I'm gonna go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, take your time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel heads for the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as-as...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, look, I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs and it's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, many stories that Rachel has told me that, well you're not all bad.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Not all bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And anyhow, I'm sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I still look at Lizzie like she's a twelve-year-old girl.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I beg your pardon?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! No! Not-I don't mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who's umm six and I still think of him as a baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You have a son?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as I'm sure you are with your wife! Oh, I'm sorry! It's unbelievable!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Don't worry about it, I just didn't realize you were married.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh we were, but that was just a , I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You two were married?!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh! Whoops! I'm sorry, you were talking about Emily!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Ross slams his head down on the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they're arguing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We said seven!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We said six!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The only way that I said six would be if the seven's, let meet at seven, not at six.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would've said something like this, \"Wow! My boyfriend's such a wise ass-seven!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my good God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know what time you said.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly it's my book to the rescue, huh? Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What does it say?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks! So are you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I told you I should not wear this color.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Mon... Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks they're supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks it's at seven.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Dressing Room, Joey and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe I'm going to lose this job!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh I'm so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Joey, I want to talk to you.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah? Well, I don't want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi, how are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey, Joey, I-I-I'll g-get you your job back if you help me out.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why should I help you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The reason he just said.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What do you need?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, y'know Sarah?","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I wish I could talk to her.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What are you in love with her or something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah. Her. All of them. Anyone.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I've been there my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.","speaker":"Wayne","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh wow Wayne, it's not really something you can teach y'know? It's pretty much something you're born with if you--You-you can teach it! I'll show you right how to do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How to make the next one even shorter?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Now wait a minute that's not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didn't tell me. Maybe I have to pee again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I-I... I-I have had enough of this! Y'know, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if you've got a problem with me, frankly...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you yelling at me?!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"God no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know what daddy? If you don't like Ross, that's fine. It doesn't matter to me, I'm gonna go out with him anyway.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well if it doesn't matter to her, it doesn't matter to me! Still not yelling!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow. What can I say? This doesn't make me like you any better!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's okay, I'm not so crazy about myself right now either.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then we agree?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh yeah, I guess-Yeah! I guess so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Neither of us like Ross!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I like Ross.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhh! Kids!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's okay Rach, we're not liking Ross right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh! I've got a lot of those too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Mac's Office, Mac is talking to C.H.E.E.S.E. about their case.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The shipment never made it through Omaha?","speaker":"C.H.E.E.S.E.","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You got it! And the rabbi's beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! It's your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! Wayne! Wayne!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The camera cuts to Wayne who's busy making out with Sarah and rubbing C.H.E.E.S.E.'s controller on her back causing C.H.E.E.S.E. to go crazy. Joey starts throwing books at C.H.E.E.S.E. to get him to stop.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":21,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well it's just-it's one of those situations that I just hate. Y'know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No! It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll give up my ticket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay that's so generous!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And I think Ross is generous too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Great! Okay then it's just us girls!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Great.","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So what-what is the exhibit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh that's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I mean think about all the money that you're gonna make!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Why? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, no, that's funny. But maybe it's time to move on, let it go, y'know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth's father, so ah, he's much older than she is. Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings in his ear.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultee's presence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, come on you guys; that's funny! Y'know? Because he's need-he's got like a hearing aide y'know, 'cause-'cause y'know, 'cause he's all old, and...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that he'll just be one second.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, I've decided to accept the fact that you're going out with her.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Really? That okay, that's great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah. But then I changed my mind. I'm funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now I'm telling you, I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"All right look, I-I realize it upsets you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yes it does.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I don't think there's really anything you can do about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I'll call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ohh! A man with a plan!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: A Dry Cleaners, Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin' up about something... Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now he's just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, I'll...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. Yeah I know; we'd be great together!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! So I'm back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who are you?","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I'm ready to go back up on the wall I'm the star of a new TV show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Show me in the table.","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh well, it's not on TV yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, then it's not on the wall yet.","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(The dry cleaner just stares at her and she retreats.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I love museums!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Soakin' up all the culture.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where do you want to start?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, the gift shop!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, and then lunch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, wait yes, but I can't eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh wow. What, do you think maybe he's gonna tell you that he's gay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?! No! Why?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You can put the aisle over here , and put the wedding ceremony right over here.","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I didn't know you could get married here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldn't put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! I mean you'd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh sorry didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes. We're very popular. There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry!","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?! Are you crazy?! I'm not getting married! I'm not even engaged.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, but there's a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long. He's gonna find somebody else, y'know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah hon, it can't hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you're not engaged you just don't use it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm gonna do it too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really? Who would, who would you marry?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't have anyone right now. Y'know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Phoebe, that stuff is...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Don't even get me started on yours!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey is trying to get his picture up again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I did.","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, let's get me back up there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! It don't go up on the wall!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What-But you saw the show!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, it was very offensive to my people!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dry cleaners?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Russians! It showed them as terrorists and villains!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that's offensive to Russians.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I've never seen it!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh you should, it's great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(The Dry Cleaner stares at him and Joey retreats.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This place is really beautiful!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandma's.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes-Do-do you want to make out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you okay? What's wrong?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, whatever works for ya...","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, it's kinda fun hiding.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They start making out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey umm, you brought protection right?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why?! Are there like bears or something?! Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll just run to the store and get some.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no! Hey-hey, I'm the guy! I'll get it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Do you know where the store is?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"A little bit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll be back in ten minutes.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why don't you get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross with his pants around his ankles tries to run, but Dr. Geller forgets that he has his pants around his ankles and falls down trying to flee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thank you, it's my mom's. So this is the kitchen.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clichd scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He let's the machine answer it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You've reached Monica and Chandler's, if you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. Yeah we are.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I'm calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available...","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! Yes, the groom-No! Not the groom!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Paul's Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's so secluded up here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. I like it up here.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I feel like we're the only two people in the world. Oops. Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I-would you-actually, would you go check on that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, we don't have any bears here.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. What?! What are you doing here?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you doing here?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I came with Paul!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I recognize the ankles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Get up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Here you go honey!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ahh. Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Diet Coke.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Op, ice. I need ice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll be right back.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You and your ice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! No! Not in there! He's in there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Did you really hear a bear?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Go-go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Here you go honey. One Diet Coke with ice.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I'm so happy that you're here.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Here I am!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeth's here! Who are you talking to?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh, you guys?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"How did you know we were here?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Obviously.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Elizabeth, what are you doing here?!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah! Yep.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, why do y'know go in that room and do your homework?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ohh, I wouldn't do it in there. That's my dad's bedroom.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"That's your, that's your dad's bedroom. That's your dad's bedroom!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Why are you yelling?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See you later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Monica puts the groceries down and goes to check the answering machine and hears.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I'm calling for Monica Geller.","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available...","speaker":"The Museum Official","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh please, he didn't hear it! He didn't hear it!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"NOOOO!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Dry Cleaner's, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn't working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I help you?","speaker":"Female Clerk","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh yeah, where-where's the guy who decides who's pictures go up on the wall?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's not here right now.","speaker":"Female Clerk","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you're kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? I'm an actor; I'm kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, there are two people who could put your picture up there.","speaker":"Female Clerk","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? You're the other one right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Paul's Cabin, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no-no believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good. Good. Not that we don't want you to stay, obviously you're welcome-How much more homework do you have?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? Okay. Okay, I-I'll go upstairs. If-if you get me something from the car.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What do you need from the car?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Surprise me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So you're gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and that's where everybody's gonna be!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul's back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just relax. Just relax Paul, you're doing great. She likes you. She... Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Y'know why? Because you're a neat guy. You are the man. You are the man! I still got it. Nice and sexy. You're just a love machine. I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! Showtime. I'm just a love machine, yeah ba-by!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Have you seen Chandler?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! I know! How bad is this?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well for the regular guy, it's bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can't find him anywhere!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I'm never gonna listen to you again, that's for sure! \"Y'know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel said that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well Rachel's not here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Dry Cleaner's, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Here it is! Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, \"Son of a bitch?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't do that! Who would've done that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Son of a bitch!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, maybe ask this guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You, get out of my shop!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, what did he do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He went out with my wife!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I-Hey! I did not go out with your wife! Okay? I went out with her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's my wife!!! Get out!","speaker":"The Dry Cleaner","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, we should go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Paul's Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross? Ross?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Elizabeth! Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go out this window. I'll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you're going home, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don't go in there! Don't go in there! I need another soda!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Daddy!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're next!!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. I didn't know he was here.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired. What you heard was, \"Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!\"","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, let me explain! Fired!!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And I too am just a love machine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know! I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm gonna go tell Joey that that you're back. I was really worried about you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, did she buy it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Totally.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So did Heldi show you the place?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, it's beautiful.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Gunther.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there wants the biscotti.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you still work here?","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No, I quit a long time ago. Did I forget to you that one? I'm sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that's cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I can't figure this out! It's so hard! Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a-ah-ah! Paper cut!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Now, have you told anyone else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I don't want to tell anybody else because I don't want Monica to find out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You told me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh all right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, coffeehouse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh well, we don't because we got...the...other pl-place.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How rude.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. You wanna bite?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So how are things going with Paul?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good. Although y'know, he-he's a private guy. Y'know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won't open.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi honey.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Watch this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi Paul!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So how are things going with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Can't complain.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(They shake hands and their lines overlap.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Great to see you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good to see you too!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Good. Bye!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay! You take care!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a 'I hate that guy' face. Paul does the same thing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! That was so weird, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Phoebe, why'd you do it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I didn't do it! It was Chandler! He's... He's mad at you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Please, I think you know why.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I can't think of anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Do you think that's something that he'd be mad at you for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I guess it could.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well then I think that's it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, if he's angry, he really shouldn't just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, if that's what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah that's great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was fine.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah that's great Paul, but y'know I wanna know what--Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Y'know they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you talking about having sex?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No Paul, I don't know anything about you! Y'know, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Normal.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, that's always a painful time! Y'know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you're sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nope! That never happened to me!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, you're lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm... The rest of you life, y'know? Any regrets?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right Paul, I'm not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"When I was six years old.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's-that's great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachel's arms.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasn't really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here you can see it.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that y'know, you shared your feelings. It's really, it's beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, I couldn't eat now.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Chicken? Chicken boy!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"My God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that! I wouldn't do that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Paul screams like a chicken and breaks down into tears again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store we've been too and I can't find the perfect ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! It's a beautiful selection.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Y'know? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, y'know? Or an engagement tiara? Or-ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring. Oh, this one's nice! I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can I help you?","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Or not, whatever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This ring is from the 1920s, it's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you...hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Will you marry me?","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God that's it, that's the ring! How much is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler, I-I will handle this! How much is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"8,600.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We will give you $10.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you interested in this ring?!","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, I can let it go at eight.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We stand firm at $10.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How would you like to pay?","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh, credit card. Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. Listen, I'm sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh yes, I have these two rather beautiful $5 bills.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'll give you $1 for them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Remember? You-you were eating pizza.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Well, apparently Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, we're supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y'know? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh wow that's a great idea! And I still have his credit card.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. Y'know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just-I don't get Chandler. Y'know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don't get all upset.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All the time?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All the time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Still crying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn't know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's the other one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know, I've never had to use the other one. I'm just saying y'know, if we're having sex, he's not gonna be talking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's right. You're the talker. Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, we have some...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No you don't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. She's got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay umm, I'd also like to try on the tiara. Oh yeah. Okay. What do you think, too much?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A tad.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. Something's missing. It's not... Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where's the 1920s princess cut ring.","speaker":"Male Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just sold it to that gentleman.","speaker":"Female Jeweler","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!! No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. How are ya Paul?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, did he hug you?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No! It's just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Chandler?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Would you.......Would you hug me?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm a little busy here Paul.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's exactly what my dad used to say!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. Oh hey! There you go. Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Five more seconds.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! Hi, Paul is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you have my credit card?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes, it's in my... In...in my pocket. My back pocket! My back pocket!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thank God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I can't go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Come on! It'll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and... Paul probably...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, I found the perfect ring.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that's uh, that's pretty nice but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It's over!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They put you in jail?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The little jail between the doors!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, I'm sorry! But y'know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe it was the guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It was the ring!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! He blew us off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't believe it. Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can I tell you something? Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what? He didn't want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don't talk to him at all!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooooh! Freeze him out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I like it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eh? We'll show him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"From now on, it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. Okay! We're gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. I'm back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, I've written it all down!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah that's great. No actually that's... That's great! That's really great! Y'know, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! Y'know what I wanted to be when I was that age?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A lover?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A surfer.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah surfer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I wanted to be one with the waves, y'know?","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isn't too revealing is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. What ever happened to that little dude. So full of dreams...","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't care about the little dude! I can't! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Y'know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then it's only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! I can't believe you're trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh... I'm sorry. I... I-I don't mean-I didn't mean to stifle you. I... This is all just a little overwhelming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh Rachel, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to overwhelm you. It's just that, when those gates open, you... Hard to close 'em. But they are closed now. Believe me.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm so glad, I'm so glad you shared. And I'm glad that you're done. What do you say we umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I would really like that.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was...so good.","speaker":"Paul Stevens","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! It's a beautiful ring!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, it's not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica's face when I gave it to her, y'know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. Look, this is the most important thing I'm gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it's perfect.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. 'Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well you certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler's ring is going to propose.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There he is!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay and he hasn't proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! You're good! After this, we should solve crimes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay, go, go, go get him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It is your office.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you know who at my office?","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"John?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh John! Great!","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(She brings him over to Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Here he is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you're about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I'm gonna need to have that back. But, in exchange I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. Ew.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! I would trade.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Now, if you'll excuse me.","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no! This is my fiancee and her heart was set on that ring. You don't want to break her heart now do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, do you want to break a dying woman's heart?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're dying?!","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Phoebe coughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, she's dying... Of a cough apparently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, that's enough honey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know. Let me see the ring.","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Great! Okay, here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Customer","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! And you are about to marry a wonderful man! Hey! I'm marrying a dead woman!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Guys? I've got something important to tell ya. Guys? Guys?! I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think we gotta end the freeze out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, check out the ring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So you two are really serious?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yep, pretty much.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You-you're gonna get married?! I mean... We're gonna be brothers-in-law!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And-and-and-and-and-and, and we're gonna be friends again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Heyyyy-What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh it's water under the bridge, forget it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay! I was gonna wait 'til uh, it was official y'know? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because you're my best friends.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think I'm gonna cry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, I'll dump you too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross and Joey urge Chandler to tell Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! You guys are gonna be so happy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Where's all the tissues?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Chandler is showing Rachel the ring.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Check out the ring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nice! One and a half carat easy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey-hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler's gonna ask Monica to marry him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey aren't happy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You told her before you told us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? Guys? Guys?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":23,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah? Well, you should know. You've bought like a billion of 'em.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, you didn't get one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, well tonight's the big night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. I'm going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I'm just gonna propose.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That sounds perfect!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're gonna mess it up let me do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm not gonna mess it up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"If she says no, can I have the ring?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She's not gonna say no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Monica's entrance makes Phoebe try to hide the ring by putting it in her mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Monica goes into her room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Give me it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's gone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(She goes into the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We're practically kissing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, Monica and Chandler can't go. We're going to dinner remember?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's the big deal?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just get mad when Rachel doesn't remember where we're going.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Where are you going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler stares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How about you guys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Open bar?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can do that for the kids.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? I'll come too. I'm making money now; it's about time I give something back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. Have a benefit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, so you're already doing your part for the kids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp-to be a counselor!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn't agree to that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Do you really see this as a long-term thing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know, you are 12 years older than her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, sort of. I'm sorry.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh-uh-Wow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesn't really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, I'm the one dating Elizabeth, not you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's not what she said last night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"See? Now, he could date her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Hey, you marry me! What's going on little elves?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah you have the ring?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, right here in my pocket. Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Oop!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she's gonna know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica enters from the bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You are beautiful.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, thank you! What's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We're just really...very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The Charity Event, they're holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So now what's going on here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I know what a silent is I meant, what's going on with your hair?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, wh-why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! It's nice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Rachel's boss, Mr. Thompson walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nice to see you Rachel.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So glad you brought someone.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. He's the head of my department.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And I also brought my friend Joey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh!! Shrimp toast!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, y'know I-I don't know where he is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I hope you're gonna bid on some things Rachel.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, y'know what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ohh, nice choice.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thank you. Okay, twenty dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Elizabeth's Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shut the door! Shut the door!!","speaker":"Zoe","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's-what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, you have to call the police! That's what I did to the kids in my building!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, it's a water balloon fight! We started it!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, it's supposed to be excellent. The director is the same...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Who drank all the Kamikazes?","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nobody! We put them in here!","speaker":"Sarah","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You want some?!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No! Okay! Okay! Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? It's-it's gotten great reviews! Y'know the uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Suddenly the door opens and two guys come rushing in wielding water balloons.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Attack!","speaker":"First Dorm Guy","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They start lobbing the balloons in. Ross desperately tries to get out of the line of fire but is struck in the back. The girls all retreat to relative safety behind the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Put your balloons down!","speaker":"Second Dorm Guy","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You put your balloons down!!","speaker":"The Girls","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You put your balloons down!!","speaker":"First Dorm Guy","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Both opposing camps start screaming at each other to drop their weapons and surrender. Finally, Ross steps in as a mediator.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Everybody put their balloons down!!! Now this is a nice suit!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Charity Event, Mr. Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. It goes to Emil Alexander high a high bid of 2,300.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ugh! So close!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe returns a with a tray full of different kinds of drinks.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey you guys! Look!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got me some drinks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Open bar!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well now it's an empty bar.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You just can't stand anyone else enjoying themselves can't you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And finally, our biggest item of the night, the 22-foot gentleman's day sailer sailboat. The winning bid was a whooping $20,000!","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I won! That was my guess!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?! What?! What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I guessed 20,000!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey! It is an auction! You don't guess, you buy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?! I don't have 20,000!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Everyone applauds and he stands up slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Joey! Sit down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Forget her! You enjoy this!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he's looking for and sighs in relief.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. I remembered it. The champagne is here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! I'm good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everything-are you-are you perrr-perfect?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm okay. I'm actually-I'm a little cold, can I have your jacket?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Uh, no you can't have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you should've brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you sure you're okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes! I'm fine. In fact I've been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh that's sweet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldn't imagine growing old with...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(As he's talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Let's see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know, but just let me say it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God, Richard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?! I'm Chandler! Oh, that's Richard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh God, maybe he won't see us. Richard!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica smiles then acts shocked. Chandler can't believe she just did that.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica! Chandler!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey-hey, hey! I don't know why I did that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, it's good to see you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah-Oh that's right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, my nose got lonely.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And uh, you don't have a mustache which is good. I'm Chandler; I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Lisa.","speaker":"Richard's Date","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Lisa, Monica, Chandler. We used to date.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Richard! No one supposed to know about us! See I, did it again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler, wh-why don't we sit down?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll sit down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's good to see you","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You're table's ready sir.","speaker":"Matire'D","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh. Good to see you guys.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Or if you prefer, this table is available.","speaker":"Matire'D","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That might be fun.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What were you thinking?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't know it was an auction!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why would a charity give away a free boat?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know! Charity?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, just buy the damn boat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe, don't you think you've had enough to drink?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm just helping the kids!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How is you drinking helping the kids?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mr. Tribbiani.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I think it was valued at 19,000","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, I was pretty close. Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I can't buy the boat, I don't have any money.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey! Joey, good one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's good. Very good!","speaker":"Mr. Thompson","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(After he's left, Rachel stops laughing and glares at Joey again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So uh listen, I think I'm gonna take off now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey! You...can't...leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don't have that kind of money!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we're gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you're just gonna pay the difference.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Look, I don't know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y'know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Not great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandler's and Richard and Lisa's tables have been pushed together and they're all eating and talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And so, we're hiding in the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they're going at it right on the bathroom floor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Lisa","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"{Transcriber's Note For further reading on the above story, please check out <a href=\"http://thecfsi.com/season2/216jmo.htm\">The One Where Joey Moves Out.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(An awkward silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's so great seeing you guys again. I'd like to make a toast. Uh, as a poet once said, \"In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it's morning and is refreshed.\"","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They all drink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, you guys!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Richard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? A-ohh! Ohh. Oh that's right that's right. That's Richard's favorite place too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh you knew that. Good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just can't get out of!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know, maybe she is too young for me. Y'know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don't know what to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why don't you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean that's what I did when I first weighing stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, I'm-I'm 12 years older than she is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"If the school finds out you're fired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She's leaving for three months.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"For camp!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she's-she's sweet and pretty and...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, \"Do you see a future?\" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn't you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No! I...didn't do that. It's just... Okay, honestly no. I don't, I don't see a big future with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay well I think...that's your answer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I've got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if you're not careful you may not get married at all this year!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's a trip for two! Excuse me. Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That was me.","speaker":"Emil Alexander","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, en chante.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"{Transcriber's Note Please correct my French here.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's me.","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ahh, yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You-you have to pay that! It's not just a guess.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I was actually relieved uh I didn't win the boat. My wife would've killed me.","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?! She's gonna this boat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y-Yeah! What-what is your wife's name?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's Pam.","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, \"The Pam.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Aw-awww!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't think she'd like that.","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, uh-uh imagine this, \"The Mr. Bowmont.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oooooh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I don't think so dear.","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. All right, you are settin' sail up the Hudson! You've got the wind in your h--arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that you've always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin'! You can-ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when you're old, Cappy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What the hell, it's for a good cause! All right!","speaker":"Mr. Bowmont","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No way! It's mine!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?! What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"All that stuff you just said? I want that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"But Joey you don't have $20,000!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Who cares?! I-I'll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, you're back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why do you want to see my hand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wanna see what's in your hand. I wanna see the trash.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Chandler puts his face in his hands as Joey and Phoebe start to examine the trash.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eww! Oh, it's all dirty. You should throw this out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What did you guys just do?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Richard was there so I couldn't do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! Noooo...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm gonna do it tomorrow y'know, and-and surprise her, but now you've ruined it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We didn't ruin it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Who walks into a room and asks to see a person's hands?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Glove salesman!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good one! Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is terrible. What am I going to do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesn't know for sure, so just throw her off the track.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that you're scared of commitment! Convince her that you're a little coward!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I can do that, I've had 30 years of practice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That guy's still doing that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey! Oh my God you're here, let me see your hand!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, you're too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside of Elizabeth's dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn't seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross! Wait!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You suck!!","speaker":"Elizabeth Stevens","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She throws a water balloon at him and hits him on the head and hits him again at the waist with another one.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, break-up's still on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, okay, here she comes! How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn't want to get married?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. I never noticed that before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you up too?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, just hanging out, talkin' about uh, websites. Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, Big Brother.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well that's a little crazy. Although I am y'know glad to hear that you're branching out on what you look at on the Internet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well... Y'know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Eh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay well that's good to know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(We hear the backup horn of a truck and see through the window that the Mr. Bowmont has arrived.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The Mr. Bowmont's here!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant's kitchen, she's cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Monica, there's a customer who wants to complement the chef, should I let him in?","speaker":"Waitress","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure, I love this part!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on in.","speaker":"Waitress","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The customer turns out to be...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Richard!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, I'm not here to complement the chef.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh... Oh, that's okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So what's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it was great seeing you the other night.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What uh-What did you-What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I still love you. And I know I probably shouldn't even be here telling you this, I mean you're with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he's straight I'll believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didn't tell ya I'd regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know you're really not supposed to be back here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well yeah, I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God... Why don't they put chairs back here?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know this is crazy but am I too late?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What the... Yes you're too late! Where was all this three years ago?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y'know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What were you doing in Africa?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Working with blind kids.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I... I'm sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay that's fine, I'll walk away. And I'll never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandler's willing to give you everything I am.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, I'm the one that's making him wait!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You are?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why? Because of the government.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Isn't it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin' married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, they're gonna be so happy together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh... I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not that often!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! I'm so happy for them!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too! So happy for them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm so happy and not at all jealous.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They both take a drink of coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean I'm probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what's 2%? That's nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Totally. I'm like 90/10.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah me too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Joey enters looking like Captain Stubing from the Love Boat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wh-no, but y'know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: A Pizza Joint, Chandler and Monica are eating lunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don't really believe that do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don't mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that's just an ordinary pig not even a pig that's good at sports!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but that's pigs not people!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If marriage worked, I'd be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, never say never but y'know probably uh yeah, never.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why don't you put down your copy of 'The Rules' huh mantrap?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know what?! I gotta go! Ugh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's okay, I got a plan.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We're gonna find love!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Definitely!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that. That's what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well y'know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they're 40, they marry each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You mean a backup?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Exactly!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah I got that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I locked him years ago!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wh... So... If neither of you are married by the time you're 40, you're gonna marry Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, seriously?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Charming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well hey, it's just a backup.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, what's the matter?! Talk to the captain!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm just having one of those days where you realize you're in a dead-end relationship!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler giving you a hard time huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's not like I want to get married tomorrow! It's just that I-I'd like to believe that I'm in a relationship that's actually going somewhere, that I'm not just wasting my time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you know Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No I don't know Chandler! Not anymore! It's like it's like something's changed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe you changed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I didn't change!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Maybe that's the problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is that some kind of boat talk?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know! I haven't totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What does he think? Does he think I'm just gonna wait around for nothing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well there's some people who do want to marry me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"There are?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah! Richard!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! And-and Chandler's tellin' ya how much he hates marriage?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Chandler loves marriage!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that he's a-a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife! That-that he's against marriage and always will be!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You got that from what I said?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"When the Cretaceous period ended, the dinosaurs were gone.","speaker":"Narrator","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What happened you guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door, he shuts the TV off, and answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, come on in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh thank you. Hey y'know, I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought we'd be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasn't meant to be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, love. It's a tricky business isn't it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I guess so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time we're 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we've-we've already slept together so y'know there'll be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, \"What's that?!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Exactly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, yeah I already have one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe?! Wait a-but-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh, I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where the hell have you been?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was making a coconut phone with the professor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, I've been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My-Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know! They suck!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He's not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! I'm supposed to do that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well what... Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there; I'm gonna kick his ass! Will you help me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, Chandler I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. I'm gonna get the ring! I'm gonna get the ring! I'm gonna go find her and I'm just going to propose!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Dude-dude-dude!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Richard's Apartment, he's smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door. He gets up and opens the door to reveal...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know why I'm here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't ask. You wanna come in?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Well, I'll just leave the door open and go sit on the couch.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler is such an idiot!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Drink?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll have a scotch...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"...on the rocks with a twist? I remember.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Still smoking cigars?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, no! No! That's...art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No that's, that's okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So Monica let me ask you a question. Y'know, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh really?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I don't like my new eye doctor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Edward Nevski?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah he's no good. Do you ever think about me in a non-eye doctor way?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But getting over was the hardest thing that I've ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Richard mouths, \"Wow!\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Of course I can! It's just good sense to backup your backup! Look, I've already lost Chandler!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe! We're both your backup?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't-Look I don't know what you're complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(At the same time.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No we weren't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I was not!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we're married!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe you can't have both of them! You have to pick one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pick me!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No! Pick me! I don't want to end up an old maid!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right well let's see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat-This is hard!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Rachel gets all happy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No wait! Just-Okay-Just wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Don't make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh God, Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm talking about massages.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(She turns her head away and when she's not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, \"No, I'm not.\" Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what we're gonna do! I'm gonna write Joey on one napkin and I'm gonna right Ross on the other napkin and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay that's fair.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Rachel mixes them up in her hands, moves them all around, and puts her hands behind her back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Pick one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Left! Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Joey! We should just switch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah absolutely!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Richard's Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Whew!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-up's apartment! Y'know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! You're saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, let's face it, I'm not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think that's fair.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fair? Please don't even talk to me about fair! Fair would've been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair would've been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. Shhhh.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nothing. I don't kn-Umm. I don't know. Umm...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I... I have to figure...some st-Y'know, some stuff before I can...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. I'll be here. Not smoking.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Richard's Apartment, time lapse. Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door. He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where is she? I'm not scared of you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's not here and please come in.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, she was here, but she left.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well where did she go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well she said she had to think things over.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, I can't believe this! Y'know, I thought...I thought you were a good guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, hey look nothing happened.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend that you love her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well all right, one thing happened?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what? I can't believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And what does she have to think about? I love her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, apparently I'm willing to offer her things that you are not.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y'know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she'd be surprised!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well if it helps, it worked very well.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isn't fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! I was gonna propose tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You were gonna propose?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah I even got a ring. Did you get a ring?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No I don't have a ring! You go get her Chandler. And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don't let her go. Trust me.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know Richard...you are a good guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know. I hate that!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's gone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She's gone. She had a bag and she left.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well why didn't you stop her?! Why didn't you just tell her it was a plan?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldn't believe me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well where... Where did she go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"To her parent's I think and she said you shouldn't call her. But if I were you I would.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can't believe I ruined this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I am so sorry man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You wanted it to be a surprise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Monica gets down on one knee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Chandler... In all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky. As to...fall in love with my best...my best... There's a reason why girls don't do this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought... Wait a minute, I-I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I knew you were likely to take a wife!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They hug again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Can we come it yet?! We're dying out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Come in! Come in! We're engaged!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohhh, this is the least jealous I've ever been!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isn't here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh hell, he's done this three times! He knows what its about!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(They all hug again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, it's just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":6,"episode":25,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I found a note on my door, \"Come to Monica's quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah I'll take that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica and I are engaged.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God. Congratulations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Where is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm engaged!!!!!! I'm engaged!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut back inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, she's been out there for twenty minutes, I'm surprised you didn't hear her on the way over.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, \"I'm gay! I'm gay!\" Can I bring her in?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no, let her stay out there. It's sweet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm getting married!!!! I'm gonna be a bride!!!! No, I will not shut up because I'm engaged! Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don't you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Cut back inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, you get her in here. You bolt the door. I'll be in the closet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! Okay, umm, I just wanna say that...I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's okay, I want this to be your night too. To Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Awww, come on-wait-stop it. Okay, to Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"To Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They all say to Monica, clink their glasses, and drink.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, y'know, I'm kinda musical.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she's even had time to...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you're on your own.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So when you said, \"Get up early,\" did you mean 1986?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You guys don't think I look 19?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(A brief silence ensues.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They all politely laugh and stop just as quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay everybody, let's go! Let's go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They all leave and Joey comes back in quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh honey no, you ate it all.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I was afraid of that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they're getting ready.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! You're not getting dressed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Know what I mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, but I don't think we have time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's gonna be a wedding. You're gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let's do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not worried, I'm uh, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. \"First Time I Met Chandler, I Thought He Was Gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If you would've let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is looking at the foosball table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure, you guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood. Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You look great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You okay over there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know, y'know? I feel a little umm... No, y'know what? Nevermind, I'm gonna be fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! Happy Monica's night!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well thank you, you too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well sure. But I get married all the time so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess. I-I... I mean, do-do you think we're ever gonna have that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You mean, we-you and me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh good, you scared me for a minute.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Shake it off.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I mean-no, it's just 'cause, it's just 'cause you and I were like a nightmare. No, but there was some good times.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, absolutely. Y'know like it was umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Surely you can think of something good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, just give me a minute! Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"My hands?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Way to go guys. Y'know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, I know. Hey, y'know what we never did? Oh no, not that. We uh, we never had bonus night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"A what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Y'know, bonus night. Y'know, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, we never had that,","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Silence.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I'm-I'm sure it would be amazing but I...gotta say I really-really don't think it would be a good idea. Y'know? I really, really...don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (he's in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. He's got the wool cap, he's got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he's got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they're from the inner-city.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"'Sup? 'Sup dude?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack! Playstation is whack! 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on man, really how old?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Young! You're a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody's ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhh, you've had a lot of sex right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"When? Today? Some, not a lot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, it's just the reason that I'm asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to-I mean I really wanted too, but I couldn't.... There huh-hmm, there-there was an incident.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Don't worry about that man, that happens.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's happened to you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! Once.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, what'd you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I did it anyway.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe! Come on! Let's go! Come on! Why aren't you dressed yet?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, Phoebe, I'll tell you what, if you get ready now I'll let you play it at the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?! Oh that's so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I'll have to pound on you for a little bit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fair enough, now go get ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrating my- I'm sorry, uh apparently I've opened the door to the past.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break. Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"See, I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I'm only planning on doing this once. So, uh y'know, maybe this is selfish and I'm sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh honey, but it is just about...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It is! It is!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No it's not! No! No! Now it's about you and Ross getting back together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Honey I swear it we just kissed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It was just a kiss.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thunder being stolen!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay come on Phoebe, it's nothing! Monica, come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look let's not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn't even matter!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey enter and overhear that.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't think that's what they were talking about Joe!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What a great night, Chandler can't do it, these guys kissed...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You guys kissed! Oh my-this is huge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No-no, it's really not huge.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And; people thinking it's huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. Which we are not!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, we're still talking about it, aren't we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well yeah, that and Chandler's problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yes that would be lovely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, you can pass for 19.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I'm 30!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Joey, you are not! You're 31.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Aww crap!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we'll get us some Mai Thai's, maybe no more for you though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I think that umm, I don't feel like going to The Plaza.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No-no, I-I really don't want to talk about it! I don't! Especially with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Psss, that is whack!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Phoebe is playing the guitar for Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeah? Okay, I think I'll play it at the wedding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yeah! Well, I think we'll see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, \"You look 19,\" and then they just take it away like-like, \"No you don't.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Well, I don't think Monica is gonna take this away.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Wouldn't she?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Would she?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Would she? You ate my candy bar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, she's pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Guess who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you think Monica mean when she said she didn't want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Still thinking about it huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? Especially you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, who cares?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I care!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And so do I.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. Sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Am I going to let you watch me undress?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe her, y'know it's just-it's so typical.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Paris?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Keep talking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it's romantic, but because I can!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bonjour, monsieur.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, don't say anything, you might scare it away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's Paris, who knows we're here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs, what's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I'm just gonna need a small deposit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know, just some good faith money to hold the date.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Pheebs, we're not giving you a deposit for our wedding!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"They break your heart, don't they?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't really their permission.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you... You gotta do something about your eyes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! What's wrong with my eyes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"They give you away! There's just-there's just too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And that'll get rid of my wisdom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Maybe just 10 minutes for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Cut back to Monica and Chandler's room, they are making out again as there's another knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don't care!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn't want to talk to anyone, especially me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What a great apology! And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, let's just say it's not the first time you've stolen my thunder.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey, here's a thought.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Monica, what are you talking about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ahh, third base.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"It's all everybody at the party could talk about!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Monica, y'know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"We had a characturist!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"\"Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(Exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"And yet, here we are doing it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Ugh, Monica I don't want to steal your stupid thunder!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Got me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain't gonna happen!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking. I don't think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I'm calling it off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Why to save your dignity my man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I don't know! I don't-maybe you're feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you'd get married first! Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh wow. That-y'know what? That is so unfair. Y'know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Well, somebody should.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel's bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Look uh, if we're gonna do this...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":67}
{"text":"We're not gonna do this, all right? She's just gonna think that we're doin' it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Oh, I see, so everybody wins.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":69}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":71}
{"text":"It's Monica, open up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Oww!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Yeah, you like that baby? May we help you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":75}
{"text":"I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":76}
{"text":"How is that ever going to happen?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":77}
{"text":"All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I know why!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":79}
{"text":"No you don't know why!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Okay! Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Because! Because I was sad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":82}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Look, I am so...so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I'm not. I'm not even close. And I don't know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that's dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":84}
{"text":"(Ross looks at Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":85}
{"text":"I don't care, she slept with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Anyway sweetie, I am, I'm so sorry I ruined your night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":87}
{"text":"I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Well, I'm going to take off. Congratulations man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":90}
{"text":"And uh, Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":92}
{"text":"What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":93}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler's door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get l...\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now... \"Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer--Oh-oh! All right, I'll pound on him in the morning.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who wants French toast?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'll have some!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good, me too. Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oww!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's the matter honey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, my hand feels weird. I guess it's because, I'm engaged! How long before it starts getting annoying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It starts?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, so let's get started on the wedding plans!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Already?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I got some thoughts on that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What in God's name is that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven't seen that since the forth grade!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"This baby has got everything. Take y'know, locations for instance. First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That is so smart! Break it off. Break it off now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let's take a look at...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I need to talk to you, it's pretty urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! Of course, of course. Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you... Wh-what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y'know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing-Why?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe, you said it was urgent!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah it is! I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, so I haven't cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aw.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, you couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't plan anymore and Derrick... And Derrick is a name I shouldn't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? Y'know, something a little snugglyer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, the duck...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Centerpieces!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah! Roses or Lilies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Definitely roses. Well, I just think they're a little more weddingy. But Lilies are the clear choice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God! It's like one mind.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, I'm gonna get cranky!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Now Joey, what did the duck do?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I don't know! But he did not eat your face cream!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? What the hell is in that face cream? That's so soft. Pillowcases! Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar... The vicar? ...wouldn't be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his... Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she's set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Ross, hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm with a client right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, let's talk outside.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They go into the hall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, you can't massage people in my apartment!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandler's!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And they knew about it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don't know what the big deal is!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle-beer! Cold beer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, what 'cha doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sweepin'. Why? Turn you on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, did you my face cream?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(She walks into her bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She comes back out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, where did you learn that word?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where do you think, Zelda?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You found my book?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah I did!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, look I'm sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey-hey, y'know what? I don't care! I'm not ashamed of my book. There's nothing with a woman enjoying a little...erotica. It's just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You got porn!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle-beer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebe's massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, is uh Phoebe here?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh no-no, she-she's out for the night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh great.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can I, can I help you with something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. Are you a masseur?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes I am.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Great! Dad! Thank you so much, I'll be back to pick him up in an hour.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross isn't happy and closes the door slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Chandler, you're parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I should probably call them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I remember when we first got engaged.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh dad, really you don't need to...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What a sweet story.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, at least you're not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! They wanted a scary story!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Anyway, we're really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You tell her Jack, I can't do it.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You bought the beach house when I was 23!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you can't put a price on that sweetie.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We really do feel bad about this though.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What about when I started dating Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well it was Chandler! We didn't think he'd ever propose!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We might still have some money, if your father didn't think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It seemed like such a simple idea.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Stupid Jack, the word is stupid.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, enough! I don't want to hear about it anymore! Good luck, Chandler.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesn't like it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! Now, I'm going to touch you. Ohh, that's soft.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She's saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to Dollywood.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well what happened at dinner?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"My parents spent the money for our wedding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"My God! What did you order?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait, but there's no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, it's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! No it's not! It's not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, y'know what? It's gonna be okay. I mean you don't have to have this rustic Italian feast. Y'know? And-and you don't need, you don't need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that we're gonna get married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you even understand what off the rack means?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, why don't you just pay for it yourself?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How? I don't have any money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I have some.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How much?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, close to...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well what?! How-how much is it?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's enough for wedding scenario eight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohh! Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohh, you guys are so made for each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, you're not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ah, yeah!","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, come on, I've been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is the most special day of our lives.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, I realize that honey, but I'm not gonna spend all of the money on one party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Honey, umm I-I love you, but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, we're only gonna get married once.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down. Okay? The answer is no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You-you're gonna have to put your foot down?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes, I am!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wow, money and a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no-no, I'm serious. You don't smell it? Something's on fire.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well no, I don't smell anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? It's probably just your burnin' loins.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nothing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Damn, this coffee's cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know, I can not believe you told him, Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! 'Sup?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Excuse me ladies. I'm sorry?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I gave him an extremely professional massage!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, so it wasn't uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, he's never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? This is your fault! You're the one that didn't move his-his appointment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, it's my fault?! You didn't have to massage him! You could've sent him away! You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"He said he liked that!! Oh you're right, you're right. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"His daughter was hot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Gotcha.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ehh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eh, you work for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You do?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then that's what we're gonna do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you're so sweet. Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You thought about that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How many kids were we gonna have?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What else did you think about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, stuff like where'd we live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it's collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sure you do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You sure?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I love you so much.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I love you. Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin' about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh yeah, totally!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, Zelda.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who are you supposed to be?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The vicar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you even know what a vicar is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Like a goalie, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Look Joey, it's enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it's-I'm not-it's just not funny anymore!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, I'm sorry. Rach I-Rach I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right! Y'know what? That's it! You wanna do it?! Let's do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's right, I wanna do it with you! I've been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I-I-I-I did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Ohh, I've been waitin' so long to get on that body!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This body?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah that's right! Come on Joey; sex me up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey-hey, you're startin' to sound like the butcher's wife there in-in chapter seven.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, come on now, don't keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because you're in for a rough ride!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't want to, I'm scared.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Rachel walks away, pleased with her self.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, what do you think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint; I'll give you a hint.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler's eyes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I got glasses!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you-you've always had glasses.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, did-didn't you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Feminine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what do you guys want for an engagement present?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's okay Pheebs, we're not having a party or anything, so you don't have to get us...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what you should get 'em? One of those little uh, portable CD players.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I already have one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, I know I what I want!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What we want honey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, you don't want this. I want to have your grandmother's cookie recipe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Dying people say the craziest things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Break my heart-Oh, all right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. I'm gonna be the mom that makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Our kids are gonna be fat aren't they.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ahoy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! How's the boat?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Great! I'm finally getting into this sailing stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, it's great! It's a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You could?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah! I've been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Your own boat?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you know what I was thinkin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothing, I just like to go like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh why, do you have a lecture?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Then free as a bird. What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! That's great! Dad must really like you, he doesn't ask just anyone to play.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah and he didn't really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, did-did you correct him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"He hates to lose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no problem, maybe I'll play with my left hand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're not a lefty?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Does anybody know me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What's wrong Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No!! Why didn't you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Because I'm normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Don't worry about it Pheebs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No one got me an engagement present.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, here I wish you health and happiness.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"An old cookie?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"This is what happens when you don't register for gifts!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"We can't accept this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"'Cause it's gross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah! I bet I can do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay, we owe you a present.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Two! I've been engaged twice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joey's boat), she's shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she's in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at this clown! Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way jackass! Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That is the Coast Guard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are they doing out here? The coast's all the way over there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We're not finished with the lesson yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I'm just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Let's start sailing, and I want to go over there where that boatload of girls is! Yo-ho-ho!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, let's do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, what's this called?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, boat rope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uhh, rub it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'd say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Rachel blasts an air horn in his ear.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Time's up, now your dead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And deaf!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Don't just say yes! This isn't a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I want to make a ship to shore call to Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You don't? Well, that's the difference between a professional and a layman.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That and arrogance.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! How was sailing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't want to talk about it. Y'know, you could've at least saved me a whole cookie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-wait-no-no!!!!!!!","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Women are mean!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is this crumb. I wish you a long and happy marriage.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! How was it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And what did he ask you not to call him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Daddy. All right look, here's the story. Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. So I take off my glasses and that's when in happened.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to the flashback, Chandler's no longer doing the voice-over.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Guys?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Over here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Have a seat son. Hey!!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God Chandler! I can't believe it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You gave my father a lap dance!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why do they put so much steam in there?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"'Cause otherwise they'd have to call it the room room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why? Okay? Why? Wh-wh-why did that have to happen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, it's not that big a deal!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Not that big a deal? There...there was touching of things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Listen, I'm sure that dad doesn't care. He probably thought this was funny; he'll be telling this story for years!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't want him to tell this story for years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, but he will. He still tells the story how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I wasn't escaping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I was trying to help out a squirrel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You were trying to eat it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on. Hello? I'm sorry you have the wrong number. Okay, I'll call you later dad. I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I'm off to see your dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, aren't you a little over dressed?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face-And by face I don't mean his lap. And by face, I don't mean my ass.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know. Y'know, they didn't get us anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well hello! So, when are we gettin' back out on the water matey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh uh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but uh never!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Because! You're mean on the boat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? I was just trying to teach you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeeeeeep... Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You have to respect the sea!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look Joey, I'm sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Does a good teacher say, \"Put down the beer pinhead!?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't want you to get hit by the boom!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well it hit me anyway! And it would've hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right, y'know what? I-I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You won't boss me around anymore?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I won't boss you around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And you'll be nice?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And, I'll be nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And you'll be topless?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"And-Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Do you want me to learn?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, here's batch 22. Ohh, maybe these'll taste a little like your grandmother's. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Let's give it a shot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, just a Friday night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They all take a bite.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, these are pretty good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Which one was that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The ones we had right after you almost threw up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16. I'm okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are there anymore from the good batch? 'Cause we could just work off of those.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh... It's batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, its Joey's second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay Joey honey, you're doing really good! All right, now I'm just gonna need you to step to the port side. Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's left sweetie, but that's okay sweetie, that's a tough one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know why you just don't say left.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, go to the left. The left!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just sit over there!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! Okay, you're yelling again! See that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? Since I'm here, I think I'm gonna have me a little beer on the port side.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay Joey, we're luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn't know there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, come on! We just went over this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, y'know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right that's it! You're yelling and I don't see you taking your top off! I quit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What do you mean you quit?! You can't quit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Because you're not finished yet and I won't have it! Greens do not quit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Greens? I'm a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God, wait did I-I just said Greens don't quit didn't I? Did I just say Greens don't quit?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! You did and you're still yelling at me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No! No! No! I'm not yelling at you, I'm just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh I'm my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! I've been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin'. Oh, Joey, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, hey I did learn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah! Come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Awww...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, it's okay. I know what a mainsail is. I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Left.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted. Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day's events.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she's l-l-lookin' up at us and smiling right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Looking up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah-No, she was really nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I've tried everything. I give up. I guess I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe. Kids love that right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww, Pheeb, come on isn't there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that's not happening 'til October 15th, 2032.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's the day you're gonna die? See-darnit, I've got shuffleboard that day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's what you think.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother's? Wouldn't they have the recipe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, y'know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What was her name?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Nesele Toulouse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nestle Tollhouse?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Phoebe, is this the recipe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes!! Ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you understand, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you didn't tell people what happened. Y'know, I'm a little...I'm a little embarrassed about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I understand completely, there's nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What did you do when they found out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didn't seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh we're not sailing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Just pull on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right. Hey-hey-hey!! Sandwiches!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What you-don't hold it like that! You're lettin' all the good stuff fall out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(More falls out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh whoops.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Careful! You're wasting good pastrami! Oh my God! I'm my dad!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives don't mix.","speaker":"Mac","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You can say that again Mac.","speaker":"C.H.E.E.S.E.","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I couldn't have done it without you buddy. You're a genius.","speaker":"Mac","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well then how come I can't get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?","speaker":"C.H.E.E.S.E.","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, what did you guys think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally. Finally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello? Hold on please. Joey, it's your mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's your mommy. It's your mommy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohhhh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mom, so what did you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well that was umm...Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It wasn't the best.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, the lighting was okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh no you don't! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And I have costumes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh great! That means I'm stuck with, \"So, we were watching you in there and you were sittin' right here! Whoa!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Phoebe gets up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you gonna do Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know. I can't lie to him again. Oh no I-no! I'm just gonna press my breasts up against him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And say nothing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah that's right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? It wasn't that good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? You mean behind my back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You'll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You guys! You guys! You're not gonna believe what my agent just told me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, so anyway I'm sittin' in my office and guess who walks in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm gonna be on two TV shows!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, that's great!!","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you weren't finished?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. It was Ralph Lauren! Ralph Lauren walked into my office!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh Rach, if you're gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's the same story.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow, it's really long.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that he's so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Still get a discount on wedding dresses?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm so happy for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, these really are the days of our lives.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I got-I get a big pay raise!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'll be playing Drake Remoray's twin brother, Stryker!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oooh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I get to hire my own assistant!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ahhh!!","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well-I got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's New Office, she's interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And you were at this job for four years?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Hilda","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Hilda","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I've never interviewed anyone before. I've actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isn't the same thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No dear. It's not.","speaker":"Hilda","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you! Good meeting you.","speaker":"Hilda","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right. I'm a total pro!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh I'm sorry the models are actually down the hall.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Actually, I'm here about the assistant job.","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?! Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so what's-what is-what's your name?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Tag Jones.","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh-huh, go on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's it. That's my whole name.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well let's-let's just have a look-see here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know I haven't worked in an office before, and I really don't have a lot of experience, but uh...","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh come on, what are you talking about? You've got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Friday's, come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's lame, I know. But I'm a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn...","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, hold on just a second. I'm sorry, it's for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No-no-no-no. Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't tell you. It's a secret.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Secret? Married people aren't supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Awww. But still no.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No I'm serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? Okay, so why don't you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no-no, I can't do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If you tell me, I'll tell you what Phoebe said.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God. He threw up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, he visited a little town south of throw up. So what was Phoebe's secret?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe's old massage place is getting fired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right! You lose sucker!! Please still marry me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, you have an assistant right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I-I just don't know how you decide who to hire. I mean I've got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there's this guy...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What about him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I love him. He's so pretty I wanna cry! I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You don't hire an assistant because they're cute, you hire them because they're qualified.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh. No, I hear what you're saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? Look how pretty!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let's see. Oh my God! Oh... But no! No! You can't-you can't hire him, because that-it's not professional. Umm, this is for me yes? Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay you're right. I'll hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let me see this guy. W-H-Wow! Don't show this to Monica! And don't tell her about the W-H-Wow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producer's office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey Joey!","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Terry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good to see you again!","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's been a while, huh? Wow, it's funny these halls look smaller then they used to.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's a different building.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why don't we start right now!","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here are the audition scenes.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why would you think that?","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Stryker's twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Everybody has to audition.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know Terry, I-I don't really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, with a robot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry Joey that's...that's the way it is.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well. I guess you think you're pretty special huh? Sittin' up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin' stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well y'know what? This is one star who's hoop... This is a star that the hoop-this hoop-I was Dr. Drake Remoray!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, she's there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there aren't any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first... There is a plant in your office.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Kinda.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right. So I guess I shouldn't put good at noticing stuff on my resume.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh-ohh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Anyway, I'm guessing you hired somebody.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But I hired you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! You-you got the job! You're my new assistant!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I am?!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe it!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Good, you're home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh it's always nicer to here than, \"Aw crap! You again!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I made you a surprise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story I've had such a craving for them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Did you not understand the story?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, nothin' much. Just trying to figure out what I'm gonna do for dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey-Ooh! What's-what's that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! Shhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What you got over there? Tacos?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! No. They're umm... They're just uh...ground beef smileys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uhh, those are tacos.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Excuse me Mr. Mexico.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Eh, either way I'll pass. I still can't eat those. What's so funny?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm not laughing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Ross and Chandler move closer to her and she starts laughing again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You told her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Nancy Thompson's getting fired!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! It's not like I choose to do it! It's not like-It's not like I said, \"Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're right. I mean I'm sorry. Yeah, I shouldn't be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"How could you tell her?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I had too okay?! We're getting married! Married couples can't keep secrets from one another!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Du-ude!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What happened in Atlantic City?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Did you not hear me say, \"Du-ude?!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with...girls.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh Mon, I laughed so hard...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-Ooh, how's Hilda? Is she working out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Was she happy you gave her the job?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello? Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? It's the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week's script. Canceled?! Like they're taking it off the air? Ohh. All right, see you Monday. We're not even shootin' them anymore?!! All right, bye! They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesn't mind, of course.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross came in forth and cried!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I-I already told him everything! You shush!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Monica couldn't tell time 'til she was 13!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's hard for some people!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Of course it is. Wow-whoa!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm sorry I couldn't think of anymore for Ross!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That was you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin'!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, why would you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because they wanted me to audition!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You! An actor?! That's madness!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel Green's office.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Tag? Hi, who was that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nobody. I was just practicing.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe rounds the corner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Rachel Green's office.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You must be Hilda.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe! That's a great name.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. We'll be right back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I'm telling you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that I've ever done. But I'm telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. Yes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Kathy enters (Because she's listed in the credits).)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Rachel!","speaker":"Kathy","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Cute assistant! What's his story? Is he...","speaker":"Kathy","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Gay? Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Terry's office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Terry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani! I'm surprised your big head could fit through our small halls! I gotta go Joey.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait! Terry! Wait-Look-Wait I-I... Look, I'm really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking I'm too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't help you Joey.","speaker":"Terry","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This poor guy's been in a coma for five years. It's hopeless.","speaker":"Nurse #1","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remoray's a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.","speaker":"Nurse #2","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Stryker enters, only it's not Joey playing him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good morning. Drake, it's your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?","speaker":"Dr. Stryker Remoray","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And cut!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm back baby! Ha-ha-ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You have no trouble telling time now right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Quick! What time is it?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! What are you laughing at Pampers?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know when I said that because we're getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah that was stupid. Let's not do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, absolutely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, definitely!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, if you'll excuse me, I-I'm gonna go hang out with some people who don't know the Space Mountain story.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Then, I'd steer clear of Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldn't hang out with...all the guys in my office.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Ross storms out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, she's looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you have a minute?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well yeah, sure, what's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch...by guys.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, did you not want people to know that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But I'm not gay. And I especially wouldn't want you to think I was gay.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't think I should say.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"'Kay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'd love to ask out your friend Phoebe.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, she's gay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":4,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh Willie's still alive!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, my mom called, they're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's not true, there are great pictures of us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know what it is, I just can't take a good picture.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, here's a great one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not in that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know, but look at me all tan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, why don't you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y'know...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah that's great! Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Chandler what do you say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going. I'm going.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How about those three pointers?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Amazing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And those guys were this close to lettin' us play this time too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They both get dejected and go sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey look-look, Phoebe's talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, I thought that guy was married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He is! But he's getting divorced-Ross! Maybe you know him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's not a club.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, divorced men are not bad men!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"They have that on the napkins at the club.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I gotta get back to work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You don't have to be back for a half-hour!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean y'know you can't date him right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Soon he'll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I am not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So you wouldn't mind if he was dating someone else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why? Is he? He is! Isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Maybe I should open a divorced men's club.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Dude that is so sad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Could I play?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Outer Office, she's returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just did them.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well drop and give me ten more!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I filled them out last night?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his sweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey Rachel!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, what's up? I'm just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Y'know, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, is Tag here?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, we've been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain't a locker room, okay? But, y'know I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah. All right, back to work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! Isn't that Tag's backpack.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah Melissa, I don't want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Melissa beats a hasty retreat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn't.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great! That's great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?","speaker":"The Photographer","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?","speaker":"The Photographer","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try umm, try looking sexy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Or not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Joey! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhh, well I've got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Umm...here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great. You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't think so Joe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, I guess this will be fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing, why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I'll pay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Huh, Rach I got to say it's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm not asking you to go on a date with him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really? 'Cause I could kinda use the money.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, just-just he-he's new in town and I know he doesn't have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I'll really appreciate it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure, no problem. Ooh-Hey, donuts!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. Let's try a look...of far off...wonderment. Okay, we'll-we'll gaze into our future and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come. Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say \"Geller and Bing to be married,\" not \"Local woman saves drowning moron!\" Hey! Don't laugh at him! He's my drowning moron!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aww!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's it! Take it! Take it! Take it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler turns to the camera and does The Face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I like this one. It seems to say, \"I love you and that's why I have to kill you.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"They can't all be bad. Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you really want to pull at that thread?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm having a really good time!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Me too! I'm sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh. No that's okay, he's a friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey uh, I don't mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I... Well y'know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I'd just be lost.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know it's really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and-Oh no! No! No! My God!","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No it's... Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, I know. Hold on. Hey Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, umm that's Whitney , Kyle's ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y'know divert her so that we can slip out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, I don't think so Pheebs. All right, I'll do it. But just because you're a friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Ginger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right! I want my key back!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't have it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's right there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ugh, okay Sherlock!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle's ex.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah-No-You're welcome. We'll talk about it later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi Whitney.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yep. Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi! I'm sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Watching ballroom dancing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes! That's where we realized we were both super cool people!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Like she's really mean, and she's over critical, and-and-No! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And! She uses sex as a weapon!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You're still gonna go out with her?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, didn't you just hear what I said?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now, if you'll excuse me...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No listen to me! She is crazy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh, your door isn't sound proof.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You see? Nothing is good enough for her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh that's nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wo-women? You mean like old women?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well kinda old, like 30.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's great! Wow man, so Joey must've really taught you some stuff huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"A little.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(A beautiful women walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How you doin'?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"See? That's a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. You're changing it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't help it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Borrow money from me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, first-first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down , look down, keep looking down; then I look up. See? All right, now you try. Look down , you're looking down, keep looking down...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why is there jelly on your shoe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I had a donut.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! That guy's all right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know, all the women.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey well, you can't teach someone to be good with women. Y'know, that's why I never had any luck with Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm right here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it's just-And I know he's my assistant and I can't date him-but it just bothers me, all right?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! No-no-no-no, you can't take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm still right here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I just don't want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush-And I will get over it. It's-it's not like I love him, it's just physical! But-I mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, Monica told me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Can you people not see me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So, will you talk to him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, come on! I'll give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"One! No ten! You said ten! You can't take that back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. You uh, you got something for me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ten. Okay. Now Tag there's such a thing as to many women.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, for you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! There you are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There I am!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler, what were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now. Okay, see? Look down , look down, look down...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay-and F.Y.I she must've shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, \"I don't give a tiny rat's ass.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah well, maybe she should've spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that's just because I am not emotionally unavailable!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You think he's emotionally unavailable?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think he can be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, maybe he wouldn't be she didn't bring the office home every night!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year's Eve 1997.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We want the last six years back!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So do we!! So do we!! I'm sorry you had to see that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, Tag is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good morning Rachel.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Thanks, hey so uh what'd you do last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Went out with Joey.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. We had a really good talk. I don't think I'm gonna do that bar scene anymore.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! I did not see that coming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's just not really who I am. Y'know, I've always been happier when...Why am I telling you this? You don't care about this stuff.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"When I'm in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Someone I can spoil, y'know?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sp-spoil?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I-I'm startin' too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! Hell yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right then, it's settled.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm gettin' back together with my ex-girlfriend.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'd love to!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hello?! Oh, yeah! This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they're not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well maybe she wouldn't have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh he knows! For the most part.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Kyle and Whitney enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh hey! Good, you're both here.","speaker":"Kyle","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We kinda need to talk.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Both of you together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wh-what's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing...","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"...we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So...","speaker":"Kyle","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh just say it Kyle!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We're gonna give it another try.","speaker":"Kyle","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm gonna work on that.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh right, because you're so capable of change.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know, he hums when he pees!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I do know.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We're so sorry.","speaker":"Whitney","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's all right, we-we don't need you. In fact, hey I'm over it already.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, and y'know what? I don't give a tiny rat's ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna go.","speaker":"Kyle","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y'know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh. Y'know, he hums while he does other stuff to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, were better off without them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And y'know, even if they break up again, you'd better not let him in your sad men's club!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Divorced men's club.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Potato, Potaato.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, let's see it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahhh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that looks good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You guys make a very attractive couple.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, we look great together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, we really do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know, we don't have to imagine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm marrying her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We'll just see.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! This is it! I really hope it's you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I hope it's you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"First of all um, I love you both so much and you're both so important to me...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!!! Oh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hypothetically!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Still.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If Phoebe were my maid of honor...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel would be Phoebe's, I would be Rachel's, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah that's actually a pretty good idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll do that. So who gets to be yours?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well that's the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wh-why is that the best part?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Because then I don't have to!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing , my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm really not deciding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(The woman gets up and walks over to their table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Excuse me, I-I couldn't help overhearing, you're marrying Chandler Bing?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah that's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Huh, good luck!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Aww, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Die Hard still great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What'd you rent?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Die Hard 2.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, we just saw it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And it'll be cool to see it again! Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Die Hard!!!!!!","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, John McLane had plans!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What are you talking about? Bitch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I'm just-Wait a minute. If I'm your maid of honor that means you are Monica's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Well, if that's what you want...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica's!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But why does it even matter?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why does it matter so much to you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because this one is now! And-and it's two of our best friends! Who knows what you're gonna marry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What-what if I marry Ross-Or Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You wouldn't! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I've never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you've done it at least twice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah but Phoebe...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. Oh I guess that was it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. It's-since you've never done it before you can be Monica's made of honor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, thank you so much! Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm gonna marry someone good y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Better than Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I don't think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And they're on the same couch. Which means they're sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasn't been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that there's anything wrong with that. That is unless you're a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What happened?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I don't know!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We fell asleep! That is all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I'd better go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think that would be best.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. All right, I'll talk to you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. But not about this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! Never! Never! Bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No touch! No touch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she...she wished me good luck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's sweet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, it's more like a good luck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So uh, what did this woman look like?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive... Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, let's see... Okay uh, is that her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God yes! Who is she?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Did you break up with her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, we're still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, 'cause she came back the third summer and she'd gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Fat?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I did not say fat! I said, \"Fa-aa-aw-ow...\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, apparently she does.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. Seriously, good luck marrying me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe is gonna be Monica's maid of honor!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You have been maid of honor before?!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"See? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right that's it! I am maid of honor!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Na-uh, I am!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How come you are?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because I cared enough to lie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how you'd handle maid of honor type situations.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I'm the best of the people they see, they give me the part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, it's better than us deciding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, come on! This is crazy! Can't we just flip a coin?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! Coins hate me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Okay fine, y'know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey there, you handsome thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Just uh, brought back your videos.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No! No we don't!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I... I don't know what you are talking about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I've had better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay! When?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I've said it! Okay?! But it's over Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I want to do it again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"We can't do it again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Because it's weird!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Fine! Do you want something to drink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Sure, what do you got?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Warm milk and Excedrin P.M.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler! Chandler! I just figured out who you are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Can you figure out what I'm doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're Lewis Posin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa.... And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y'know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I know. But y'know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, all right, this is how it's going to work. We're gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, 10 is the highest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why is 10 the highest?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because It's The Highest. Situation No.1 You're with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't want to marry Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, uh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I've got cold feet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"...it's gonna be okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, one man for the rest of my life? I don't know if I can do it! This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Y'know, it's-it's just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't get to keep the gifts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, very nice Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you judges.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ugh, what a kiss ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! Your honor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We're now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, \"I do\" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"When Monica was a little girl, I remember that--Ooh!! Ow! Very good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ohh, wait a minute, we haven't pre...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Umm, Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as... Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh... I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh! That's nice.","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, I've known them separately and I've known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow. Good speech.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, it really was!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Aw, thanks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay Phoebe, I guess you're next although I really don't see the point.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross pause while they picture the event.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And she's back in the game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello Skidmark.","speaker":"Julie Graff","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's a nickname, I'll explain later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's pretty clear.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's why you broke up with me?","speaker":"Julie Graff","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You-you-you didn't know that. Well, I guess my work here is done!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for Rachel-Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?! I won!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well then I demand a recount!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Actually, it wasn't that close.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! Y'know what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculous-We're gonna flip a coin! All right?! Heads!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The coins have finally forgiven me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well y'know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rach, it's gonna be okay! You guys are the best!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why-why would I care about that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No reason, I'm just saying that uh... That's where I'll be.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey gets up and heads for the door. After a pause Ross decides to join him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I'm going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn't have to apologize.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I would really love it if could do both.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, I...I have to ask.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A hundred and forty-five pounds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! That's not the point.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well... That's not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What if I have babies, okay? I mean I'm gonna look different. I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure that you are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look you have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is you're Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Keep going.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'd carry you around in my pocket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Skidmark's still got a way with the ladies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. Oh, you mean today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, and y'know you-you deserve to win. And-and y'know I was thinking about it, if-if you're Monica's maid of honor that means I get to be yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh, umm when-when Monica and Chandler got engaged I started putting some stuff together, y'know just in case...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that's so sweet thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and here's a little purse that I found. Y'know I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And umm, vintage handkerchiefs y'know 'cause, people cry at weddings. I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This stuff is great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monica's something borrowed and it's blue. Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monica's made of honor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You do? Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because I think it means more to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But Pheebs, y'know you earned it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Its fine. I mean, this is something that you've been thinking about since you were what, 14?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, I was ten. I just developed early.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Man alive!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh, wow! That's great! Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; we'll get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? I'm so excited!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah okay, you laugh now, but she's gonna be yours.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great nap.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It really was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pretty good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh good. Ahhh! My God, sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; I'm late for work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What-what?! You're gonna leave this person with me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah-Hey, don't worry, she's a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that I'm not looking for a serious relationship; that'd be great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just casually slip it in, y'know lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, I'm a loner-No! An outlaw! Tell her she doesn't want to get mixed up with the likes of me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what? That's a lot to remember, can't I just tell her you're a pig?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, I'm gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! He'd even make the girl pancakes! Plus, he'd make extras and leave 'em for me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well forget it, I'm not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fine! Now, where'd we land on those pancakes?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry about that, but I couldn't get that lock to work on the door.","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You must be Rachel, I'm Erin.","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi. I don't mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Would you like some pancakes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U's University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...Come on! Why are we here?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, okay take a guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The hot chicks?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, y'know-y'know for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! It's here! Yeah, it's right-it's right down here! In the biggest library in the university!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow that's actually pretty cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh umm, there's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. What is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, let's just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Female Student","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Male Student","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You didn't bring me here to do that, did you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She sent the chicken back again?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She says it's to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.","speaker":"The Waitress","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The waitress lets her in as Monica is about to throw a lobster into a pot of boiling water (Although, she hasn't taken off the rubber bands that hold the claws, so she can't be that good of a chef). Anyway, guess who the Colonel is by the following phrase.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OH...MY...GAWD!!!!","speaker":"The Colonel","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Lucky bastard! Janice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How are you Ms. Hot Shot chef with the big fancy restaurant with the best chicken ever!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh! What is that on your finger?! I'm blind!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh... Uh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So, who's the lucky guy?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Chandler's just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"OH...MY...GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didn't tell her we were getting married, did you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, she saw the ring.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Did she freak out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, she actually has a boyfriend y'know herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You said no right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You said no right?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Lie!!! How hard is that?! The check's in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I can't wait to read your book Ross!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it won't be so bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What do you think she's just gonna sit there quietly? You don't think she's gonna want to make a toast? You don't think she's gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God, she's not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Y'know what? It's gonna be okay. Y'know what? She's probably not gonna even want to come.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So-so you would've just lied?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Would it really have been that easy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Good, so do it Saturday night because we're going to dinner with her and Clark.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-hey, who's your friend? Hey!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Joey!","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Erin! Still here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why wouldn't ya? Erin is great! Then-then there's you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohh, listen. I've got to get going. Today was great, thanks!","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye Joey. Last night was fun.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I'll uh, I'll call ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh and I'll call ya too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Or I'll call you!","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And call me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, good to see you again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Bye-bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey closes the door behind her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, system kinda broke down huh?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Joey, I'm sorry I just couldn't tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y'know we got to talking and I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We want you to marry her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"She is so amazing! You have no idea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No idea? Who do you think brought her here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Cupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Joey, she's so cool. She speaks four languages.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Man, do you know what guys want!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Look Joey, come on she's so perfect for you! I mean she's sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"My beers?! Look you guys, she's a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just-I don't see it going anywhere.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, but you always say that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Look I'm sorry you guys, I-I just don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Whatever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey, don't start judging me! Huh? You're the one who's in love with her assistant! Huh? And you, you're the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Secret affair!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"People are doing it in front of my book!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin' babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, there was. It was-there the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever read-Yes, there was.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it's like uh-a thing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now hold on a second, fifth floor against that back wall?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh for cryin' out loud!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, so we should go catch our movie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well now what's the rush?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I like to see the previews. The candy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh. Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well look who's here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Erin.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey Rachel.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What party?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"A birthday party.","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Who's birthday party?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Allison's birthday party.","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, and how is Allison?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"32.","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Why don't you guys do something?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, look how that worked out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The Library, Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.","speaker":"The Librarian","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How can I help you?","speaker":"The Head Librarian","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We are aware of the problem you are referring too. But as far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I can't help you.","speaker":"The Head Librarian","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, fine. Fine! If-if I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I'll go up there and defend it myself! And don't you follow me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How did it go with Erin?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yay!! Oh so, you're not, you're not mad at us anymore?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Y'know? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Didn't you sleep together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that's a...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God! Listen to you talkin' about having kids. Oh my Joey. Oh, please don't get married before I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He might still show up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, what are you, stupid? It's been three hours.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is that all?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don't you tell about your lovely wedding?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, it's going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! We're not even sure why we're having it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's actually going to be just family.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh...wait...you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing Careless Whisper or Lady In Red?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin. Phoebe and Rachel are already there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What about Benitez?","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about Game 1 of the Series?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What about shut up?","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You shut up! I love arguing with her. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So how's it goin' with Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, okay.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, he's a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just don't see this having a future.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Kinda.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then change it back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry I... It's just there's no real spark.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No spark? Didn't you sleep together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ugh, tramp!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Does Joey have any idea?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I really don't think he does. And y'know what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Y'know, tell him I'm-I'm not interested in a serious relationship or something.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, you mean like that you're kind of a loner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! That would be great!","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, and maybe that you're a real","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh well, I guess Italian isn't one of the four languages you speak.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey! You wanna go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, let's go.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. See you guys later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Bye guys.","speaker":"Erin","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, see ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey, thank you so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, just a regular old flying dwarf.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The library's Paleontology section, Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, we were...we were just looking around.","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-oh, you're-you're fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the Smiledon Californicus?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhh....","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah... Ah...Get out of here! Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion's views on evolution?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, actually I find Marion's views far to progressionist.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I find Marion's views far to progressionist.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, who are you?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm a professor here uh, Ross...Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It's uh-Wait! Did you write this?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes! You're the person who checked out my book?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, you look nothing like I would've thought. You're...you're so young.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, Ross and the woman are now in a state of partial undress and are standing in front of the head librarian with two security guards watching them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I am very...very sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So how was, how was your date?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still... And guess what, I'm thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no! It's a surprise, but it's gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, yeah.","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she's not lookin' for a serious relationship.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where are you gettin' this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, she told me. She said she's kinda a loner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh. Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No hey Rach, it's cool okay? Y'know I'm a loner too! Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Joey, y'know what? You are way to good for her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell 'em you're not looking for a relationship.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! No. Don't do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well that too. Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do you want some pancakes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Finally!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I say we go with Careless Whisper.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Janice enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did she see us yet? Did she see us?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well umm, I thought I was going to go back to my apartment but then I just felt I couldn't really be alone tonight. I was wondering if I could maybe stay here with you, just I really feel that I need to be with family.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice aren't they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Please, it's because otherwise I really don't know what I might do.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Aren't you just a tinsy bit curious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you have any tissues?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We'll just...we'll just let her stay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Kinda like your Barca lounger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is that what you're thinking about right now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I never stop thinking about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Janice, I'm sorry but umm, you can't stay here tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(And she does the laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, I'm going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. Do you have a cat? 'Cause it's already happening. Do you hear that?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Chandler does the same nasal sound to Chandler.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Because Chandler still has feelings for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"He does?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Say again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's right. That's right. And that is why you can't stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Feelings, such strong feelings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh...my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, I'll go. Good-bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, you call me when this goes in the pooper.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: The library's Paleontology section, Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Don't sweat it, I've got this section covered. Yeah, in fact I've got this little baby to shine in people's eye--Okay, see you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Ross resumes his patrol when his best friend and sister walk up and start to take off their coats, but they stop when they see him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just wanted to show Monica your book.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, no. No-no-no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Shhhh!","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? That's like insanely easy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? You forgot fourteen states?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nobody cares about the Dakotas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Chandler's watch beeps]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, okay, time's up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, I got 48.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I Got Tired Of Naming States. So I Decided To List The Types Of Celery, And I Have One regular celery.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in...vegetables, Joey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow, how many have you got?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Fifty-six!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Does South Oregon have a sports-team? There you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How come we have one extra place setting?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"'Cause you invited your assistant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, but I still do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Regular Celery! Oh, I already have that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Done! With time a-to-spare.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oooh that may be a New World's record","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called \"a globe?\" Hmm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? That's impossible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"46. Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am only one man! Okay Ross, time is up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, just give me another minute.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, but if you can't...no dinner!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Pshhshhh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler? Can you give me a hand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Chandler and Monica head out with some stuff. Phoebe comes out of her room with a bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Phoebe, why is your bag moving?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, it's not!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Seriously, it's moving!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What the hell is in there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's just my knitting that's all! Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment, Monica and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross's apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's my pie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Which smells delicious!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-oh! Uh-oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We left Joey alone with the food! Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list. Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry, who's this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, there's no dog here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my god! Where are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll be right there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"They're here already? How are they doing this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi Tag! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, sure! Come in! Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We kinda broke up this morning.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohio!! Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Huh! Where is the dog?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What dog? There-there's no dog here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah that dog left!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"There's no dog in here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[The dog barks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No that's just me coughing! Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What is it doing here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, it still has to go, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why?","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, it's um...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Don't do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Don't do what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I have to! Okay? It's time! Okay, I hate dogs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Are you crazy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Are you out of your mind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Told ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Right, they are scary. Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Is there a puppy here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"You don't like puppies?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Okay, you are new!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin' ice cream.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"You don't like ice cream?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"It's too cold.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"It hurts my teeth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. Oh my god!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"1250.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Damn, I forgot you were here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Ross's. We'll be back in a minute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Oh, I'd say about a month.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Really? I'd say 3 to 4.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Half hour.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"When it's your assistant, I would say never.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Huh. A moo-point?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-he's obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"How are you holding up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Not bad.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"So were you guys together a long time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Now that she broke up with you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Yeah. Hmmmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"No...Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it...it has to work out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Because, uh-it has to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"You have all the answers, don't you?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Hey, thanks for talking to me.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":97}
{"text":"All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":98}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Street noise drowned any of that out? No, all right, I see you later, okay...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":100}
{"text":"[Scene: The Balcony, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What did Joey say? I like you back?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, well, see, he... Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and...you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No? All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right there! That's my car! Hey!!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe this!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait, we still have time to talk and they're-they're not even in the car yet! Oh look, there they go, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment, Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[They both get up and head for the door. Clunkers whines a little]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! Oooh, I can't leave her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's not gonna work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! I didn't know either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I knew.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U.S. states onto the floor making a map with the states. Phoebe enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where's Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Here I am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wash your hands!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How did you...know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Phoebe waves Monica in. Monica sneaks in with the bag with Clunkers in it and heads for Phoebe's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! What's she doing back here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but, but look what I'm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See, this is exactly what we do not have time for.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Where's Monica?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I, I should go in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Because you sent away the dog!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This is ridiculous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend...Phyllis...take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! What's the matter?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And that doesn't scare you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ross, you need some help?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"From you? Yes, please!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross still laying a lot out the states.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, is Chandler here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No, no he went for a walk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[The dog barks, runs out of Phoebe's room and jumps onto the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hi, honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What? Why, why would...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Y'know, for you, and... I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":53}
{"text":"We have good news, look whose back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Clunkers?! Oh my god!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":56}
{"text":"That's right, she came back all by herself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":57}
{"text":"It's a Thanksgiving miracle!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":58}
{"text":"It is so good to see you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in... I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":60}
{"text":"[Time lapse, after dinner. Ross stands up from his self-made map.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":62}
{"text":"It's up to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":63}
{"text":"[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Oh, hi! How are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Thanks for having me over, you guys.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Tag? Y-You're going? Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Colorado.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Ah, what good are you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":71}
{"text":"[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. It-y'know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Um, I'm not.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":77}
{"text":"No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":81}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Delaware! Delaware!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I want my turkey now!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You got it. You got Nevada twice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm ready!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You sure?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks daddy.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, it's all yours.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Yes!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"His first big kid's bike, this is so exciting!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and...it bent.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I never had a bike of my own.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we didn't have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That sounds like my first bike. My dad gave me his old one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Did the girl ever let you ride it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That is so unfair!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Not really, I got to drag him around too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Making holiday candy for the neighbors.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, who?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm gonna hang this basket on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But we don't know the neighbors.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I do. There's uh, let's see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I've Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"See? This is exactly why I'm making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Gooood morning!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Eh, somebody's in a good mood!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, why shouldn't I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Where you can make out with your assistant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on, it's not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, what's the plan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We... We are not... ...going to let it... be a problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well y'know, we did other stuff too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Did you two...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh Monica come on, y'know I don't sleep with guys on the first date!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Anymore!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, she's at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, at 4:00.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, thank you. That'll be all. Wait! Wait! Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'd better get back to my desk.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, you hard worker! I'll remember to put that in your evaluation.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My what?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, you've been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But y'know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I've just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, either that or uh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She storms into his apartment to find him with a towel around his shoulders, a bowl on his head, and Phoebe with scissors in her hand.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, and they've been coming by all day. They love it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They love my candy? Oh man!!! I've gotta go make more!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might've happened to a huge chunk of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a crime wave!! Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn't stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He goes out into the hall and re-enters with a bike exactly like the one Phoebe described earlier.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God Ross!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You like it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I love it!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Not that way! But the bike brought you a lot closer!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ah! Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, y'know give it a test ride.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present I've ever gotten.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh and Chandler's about to cry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Am not!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who is that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't worry, I'm brave! I am brave! I...I am brave! No-no-no-no!! Can you tell me who is there please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My name is Gary, I live upstairs.","speaker":"The Knocker","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica opens the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Gary","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi. Do you know what time it is?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.","speaker":"Gary","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh please! Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"4:00 A.M.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, can I get some candy?","speaker":"Gary","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! He does not know that I am not some of us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, listen I am sorry, but I'll put some out first thing in the morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well okay, I'll swing by later. Do you live in this building?","speaker":"Gary","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Um-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Mm! Seems like I would've remembered you!","speaker":"Gary","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Mm! Night Gar'!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, she's slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So did you read your evaluation yet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay please, you're kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A joke they would appreciate?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm thinkin' no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What did you say?!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, not my touchie.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, \"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision,\" and under Problems with Performance I wrote, \"Dear God, I hope not,\" and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Those two only had each other!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe really likes the bike huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I saw her walkin' it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I saw her this morning walkin' it by the park.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Cut to outside, they're going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohh, uh-huh so much!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Pheebs you uh...you do know how to ride a bike don't you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Umm, can we see you ride it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. See?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What happened? I'm just eating candy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe it's not as bad as I think. Y'know, maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely! Y'know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Rach?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God! Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ugh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi! I'm sorry, I know it's after hours but I really need candy.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't help you. See? Rules are rules.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them all about your candy!","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell 'em?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I told 'em your candy is absolutely indescribable!","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Some people have been saying its y'know little drops of heaven, but whatever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Please, can't you help me out?","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Maybe, isn't she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, I'll do it just this once! But you can't tell anybody!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, that's her.","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It's unbelievable! I-I can't believe that sign didn't work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Y'know what would work?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Stop making candy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"But they like it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You mean they like you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Maybe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready...Set...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane seat-or a beanbag chair!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, you can't get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why? Why do I have to learn?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well...In-in case of emergency.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What kind of an emergency?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well let there-what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, \"You ride this bike or I'll sh...I'll shoot you.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and-Hey! I'll hold you up and-and push you. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You won't let go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Swear?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I swear!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on. All right, here we go. All right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right. Feel good?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, try pedaling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's it, your doing great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Doing great! Yes-yes-yes! Take control! Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Weee!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes!! Yes!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I-I just thought you were doing so well. I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I am shocked! Shocked!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's a legitimate learning technique. Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, there's uh, some people outside, askin' about candy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, they're just gonna have to wait aren't they? I've only got two hands!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Need some help?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! You don't know the system! There'll be nobody messing with the system!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe's room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, hello liar.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, I-I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I could've been killed I hope you know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I would love to but...the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?! What the hell?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, y'know what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I'm sorry, I'm just gonna have to take it back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because! Because, it-it-it's... It'd be like you having this guitar and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you don't ride it you-you're-you're killing its spirit! The bike is dying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great! Great! You're making the bike very happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay Ross! Please don't die!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we're gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner's office. Now, he doesn't get in until 10, so he's no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's kinda sad.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, well Betty's kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Got it!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Let's roll!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anything-minute. Okay. Fine. Abort the plan, abort the plan.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh actually, I'd like to speak with both of you.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, no. Thanks, but I'll give these to Betty. So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, what would happen exactly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I'd be forced to file a report. I'd have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh Mr. Zelner, I'm the one who filled in that evaluation.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You wrote that you have a cute touchie?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and I'm kinda strangely proud of my butt.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I can't figure out what this is?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're lookin' at it upside down-y'know what? It doesn't matter.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, it's not like I don't have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But there's a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? No? Okay, well uh, you've got my fax number.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Whoa! I can't believe you did that. That was really sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, don't worry about it.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, you could've lost your job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, I'd find work.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thank you! You're great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Y'know what?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I feel great. In fact! What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I... It just-it took me so long to get that desk organized.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"There it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy!","speaker":"The Man","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah lady! Give us candy!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's up buddy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Waiting for candy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Get in here! Hey, and you can not smoke in here! Merry Christmas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We want candy! We want candy now!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Candy Lady?","speaker":"The Man","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No not Candy Lady.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, y'know what? Forget it, all of you forget it! You've ruined it! Go home! You've ruined it! You've ruined it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's right, it's all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Did you smoke?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uh-are you okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I don't know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Park, Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross. They both giggle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought I'd be able to do that! Thank you Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh hey, don't thank me, thank yourself. You're the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't be so corny Ross, it's not an after-school special.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Buh-bye. I just got us reservations at Michelle's and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Betrothed...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"...betrothed couple.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Haaaa... ... ahhhh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Skull?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, it's my mom's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Licorice?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure! Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh! That's great!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you gonna dress up as Santa?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Joey comes out of the bathroom reading a newspaper)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did you know he was in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"How long have we been home?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"About a half an hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Lovely!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bing's weird.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, hey, you guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No reason, except...she...told...me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really? So she said, she didn't wanna live with me anymore?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're sure? You're absolutely sure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. Kind of what 'probably' really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, \"Your mom probably won't kill herself,\" y'know? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on \"Probably!\" Y'know? You gotta take care of yourselves! In this world history teaches us nothing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting behind a red drum set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Great, you're home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Drums?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Drums!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-kay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8:00.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is this because of the burrito thing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You need to give him money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Give him money? It was a joke!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin' you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You've got to be smooth about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, I can be smooth. Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Of course, sir.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How did it go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Had the money in the wrong hand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is whirling Ben around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I do, so let's... So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Christmas.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Christmas eve.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, but also Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Santa has reindeers that can fly!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Jingle bells, jingle bells...","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer...","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, it's not a contest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"When is Santa coming?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No Santa? Was I bad?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Santa's mad at me.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, hey-hey, come on, Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So Santa's coming?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes! Santa's coming!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d'.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How do you know so much about this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Richard used to do it, didn't he?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We'd be eating our soup right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mustached bastard...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Chandler can't find his money in the pocket. In the meantime, another couple shows up, and Chandler turns away to look for his money]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good evening.","speaker":"Male Guest","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ahh-hahaha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Y'know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. Ready? One, two, three, four...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Rachel hits some tom-toms and ends up on the 'crash'-cymbal, which is in fact a ride-cymbal, but whatever...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Tequila!!","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Gunther","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you Gunther, put it there. Definitely not easier with coins. Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you. Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, \"Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!\" I mean, it is so annoying.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Maybe on some level.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, y'know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, Joey, I got you another present.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh wait, before you tell me what it is! Okay, what is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's a...tarantula! Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you talking about? I love them! Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Our apartment is ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And that makes you angry because...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Because you would rather live here with Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Where did you get that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hm?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Fish!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, it's so much more fun with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We did have fun, didn't we?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I would love to!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yay, okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Good, good, good, good, good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Um... Done!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Halloween Adventure, a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?","speaker":"Salesman","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, these are my pants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Okay! How can I help you?","speaker":"Salesman","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.","speaker":"Salesman","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I...uh, you gotta have something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from...Texas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Texas?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! Thanks!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are? Me, too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You wanna wander in the hall? Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on Ben.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Santa!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you doing here, Santa?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did you bring me any presents, Santa?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You bet I did, Ben, put it there! Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! Ho, ho, ho!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[They walk to the kitchen; everyone is lowering their voices]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Fine, I'll give the suit back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey, you think, you can keep it another night?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Santa? Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes, is that okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Then it's okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"No! Why does he have to go?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Because, if Santa and the Holiday...Armadillo? ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No! Why can't the Armadillo leave? I want Santa!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Okay, Santa!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"(Ross mouths to Chandler, \"Thank you,\" and he mouths, \"You're welcome,\" back.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh wow! Look at this place!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, this is terrible. Oh, they've made so many changes I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore-Ooh! New sconces!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you really not know where I'm going with this? It left! It's one huge room!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no! Oh! Wow!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I guess we'll just have to put the wall back up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You can't, because of the new skylight!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There's a skylight?! Wow!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know I'm-I'm sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Startin' to feel her again there are we?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"A little bit, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You heard her too?! You have the gift!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's okay. I like living with Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh please, I hate packing, it's closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh me too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know. Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I'm gettin' something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, I do not hear that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa (Chandler), Superman (Joey), Ben, and Monica are listening to the Holiday Armadillo (Ross) finish telling the story of Hanukkah.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should've just lasted just one day, burned for...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Eight whole days.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right, and that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Awesome!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, it's time to light the Hanukkah candles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on, come on, we're-we're-we're lighting the candles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They both go over to light the candles.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I got it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is it back in the cage?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Its back in cage!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cage closed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eating cheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohh. Mmm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, y'know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I--Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. Thief.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why, why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because it's too delicious.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, Momma's Little Bakery. I feel terrible, I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I should get going, big day a work. Y'know I'm in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out I'm not brain dead.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, it's just not my character that's not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll see you at 8:00.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, what's at 8:00?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Duly noted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks. Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Cousin Frannie's wedding, its tomorrow night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You were invited?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"My God, I can't believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, maybe since the age of 9, Frannie's made some new friends.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well l-look okay, it's probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, well you call her and tell her that y'know when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadn't have stopped her, there probably wouldn't even be a wedding to go too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know, she tried to undress me too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I used to undress my cousin Glenn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing Monopoly as Phoebe enters angrily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Umm, I think he's still out. What's wrong?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I'll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"\"Pheebs, can't make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy.\" Big Daddy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh that's a nickname we were trying out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Here's Joseph Francis!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So what?! That doesn't give you the right to ditch me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe he's right, that is the rule.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can't just be a way to kill time 'til you meet someone better! Y'know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this is for life!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! I'm so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, it does.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? I'm sorry. How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! I'll pay for myself!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, you wore me down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Joe, while you're over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"The Ross-Is that back?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So just bring it back downstairs, what's the problem?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't seem to say goodbye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well I've forgotten what it tastes like okay?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling... Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Y'know what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah and we'll drop it off downstairs so that we're not tempted.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Momma's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Awww! Mel Torme died.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, that paper's like a year old!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goody's sale is over?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasn't a mistake. Ahh, there's-there's limited seating in the hall.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Limited seating?! I am just one tiny person!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well yeah, but she doesn't know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you would've turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That's not the reason she's not inviting me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh what's the big deal?! I wasn't even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and y'know what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then we'll-we'll leave early as a sign of protest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joan?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. She's an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn't invited and you got \"and guest?!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross's behalf. I-I think the rule applies here y'know, since she has a chance to get on broad back...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not broad backed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, y'know, you're bringing me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? I can't cancel on Joan!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Bec-Did you not hear me?! She's an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They're wild! Why do you want to come anyway?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Because! She's my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! We're family y'know? Well that's important to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, all right, I'll take you. I'll go call Joan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Aww that's nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding, happiest day of her life.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We'll see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel's building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, thank you for lunch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Wait a minute, I didn't pay, I thought you paid!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So apparently we just don't pay for food anymore. Do you see what I see?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Its still there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mrs. Braverman must be out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She could be out of town. Maybe she'll be gone for months.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don't want her to come back to bad cheesecake.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No that could kill her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, we don't want that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No so we're protecting her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But we should take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But we should move quick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's David!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"David who?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"David! What-what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Russia?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm just, I'm just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well... Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make...","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didn't know whether I should call or not, y'know I-I was only in town for a few days. And y'know, I didn't want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you and-but I didn't know if you wanted to see me.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, of course I would want to see you. I...I think about you all the time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really? Because I think about you all the time.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I mean, there's a statue in Minsk...","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-it's actually of Lenin. But, y'know at certain angles...","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Umm, anyway...Do you want to have dinner tonight?","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes! Oh no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh. Uh, what?","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I can't. I can't believe I have plans, I can't. Can you do it tomorrow night though?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y'know, next time you're in Minsk umm...","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So! He'll understand!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No he won't. And that's not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now y'know what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I don't have my principles, I don't have anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"God, you are so strong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! That is so good!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What do you got there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh it's umm, it's tofu cake. Do you want some?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you doing tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh? Uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Dude! Dude!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Sorry. Uh, I've got those plans with Phoebe, why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! Tonight?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's what Monica said.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think she's trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Cousin Frannie's Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh here, I think this is us. Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Limited seating my ass. Let's see who made the cut. Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"The Wedding Guest","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I used to work with Frannie.","speaker":"The Wedding Guest","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Used to work with her. Used to! I'm a relative and I didn't get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Stop saying, \"Blood\" to strangers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.","speaker":"The Second Guest","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, you're fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you guys ready?","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and water's fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And for you sir?","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, this slow roasted salmon, just how slow are we talkin' here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's uh, it's already been roasted.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh Joey, we've heard the specials three times! Okay? There's prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Actually we're out of the lobster ravioli.","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh well, that changes everything! Y'know what Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm very wise. I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know-y'know what I really want?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Is to have a long, long talk. Y'know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Any progress?","speaker":"The Waiter","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"God Joey, this is taking forever!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What's the rush? What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"W-w-I just-it's that-I have-y'know I have-I have an appointment. And it's very important.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa, what is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well... It's a date.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn't schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Come on Joey, don't make me feel badly about this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, I'm gonna!! That's right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin' out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you're doing the same thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That-It's not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he's very special to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"She was?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, she graduated from high school!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, whatever. Y'know what? I don't have time have time to convince you because he's only here for four hours, and I'm gonna go see him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What are you still doin' here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn't think you were coming.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I wouldn't miss this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I'm very glad you're here.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you're such a gentleman. Come on! We're going to my place!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what? I don't trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and I'm takin' it back!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait a minute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you don't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler and Monica's as they enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yes! Oh yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You think I trust you with it?! No! We're gonna split it! You take half and I take half!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well that's not fair, you've already had some!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? Oh, well then y'know what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What do we use to split it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay! All right, pick a half.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh... There's more crust on this side. Y'know? So, maybe if I measured...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh for God sake just pick a piece!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, I'll pick that one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's also the smaller piece. Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. Oh!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ohhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and don't come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Cousin Frannie's Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone as a woman approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross, sweetheart!","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hey Aunt Millie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Isn't it a beautiful wedding?!","speaker":"Aunt Millie","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, yes it is. It's uh... Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here's Frannie. Hmm, won't she be happy to see me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn't bring you here so you can ambush her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That bitch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Monica! What...","speaker":"Franny","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Frannie, congratulations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! What-Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! Stuart!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I believe you know my husband.","speaker":"Franny","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica is shocked into silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So it's really a question of who could you have possibly done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and he's saying goodbye to Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I can't miss my flight.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you sure? I'll bet there's another flight to Minsk in like...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"July. Umm,","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's really beautiful. What does it mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Please, clean my beakers. I don't get out of the lab much.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I... Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn't because y'know, I...have to leave.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're right! You're right. Don't say it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I-I do though.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I do too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye Phoebe.","speaker":"David","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, now's not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! No! No Pheebs, I'm not gonna yell at you. I just y'know, started thinking about you and David and I...remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just... Oh Pheebs, come here. Are you okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No I'm not okay. The only guy I've ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never...I may never see him again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, y'know you could always visit him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh right, like they're gonna let me have a passport.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Anything I can do? Whatever you need.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well-But-Now, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles y'know before he does, then he can come back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can give it a shot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Yay! Look! There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Stick to your side!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, come on now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, what are we havin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Cousin Frannie's Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh wait I forgot my wrap.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Oh, okay. Wait here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?","speaker":"Aunt Millie","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!","speaker":"Aunt Millie","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross hesitates then leans down trying to get her to kiss his cheek, but she moves his head around and kisses him on the lips again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why?! Why on the lips?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Building's Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. They're looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, that's realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross, when's this comet thing start?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, technically it seven billion years ago...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no! Oh no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Fine, I'll stop! No teaching, okay? We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. Okay? Who's official name is Bapstein-King.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! Okay!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn't Mother Nature amazing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's a plane!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that's pretty amazing too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. No, you can't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh I don't-I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Man, look at all those stars! Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know what else makes you wonder?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Check out the rack on this chick!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Roof, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, we've been out here for two hours and we haven't seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm not!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because it's flattering! Come on Monica! Come on Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah actually, I think we're gonna take off too. We rented a movie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! I won't say, 'no' to a movie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Shh! Get me out of here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come here, check this out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? Is it the comet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! No-no. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey come-I can't believe-I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature's most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know, there's two women dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Show me where?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right-right up here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Joey where's the pipe that was holding the door open?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know! Yeah, I do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?! All right-Hey! Don't look at me! You're the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh no! No! No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler's sitting in bed, wide awake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She's sleeping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sorry, I just...can't sleep. Ooh! Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I'm like...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?! Ow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Please don't be a space ship. Please don't be a space ship. Oh thank God! How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Beep!","speaker":"Smoke Detector","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't interrupt me!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel!! Monica!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross gets fed up with Joey's banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe this!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right well, y'know...I guess we know what we have to do to get down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice. Help us! Please help us! We're stuck up on the roof and we can't get down!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, I wasn't finished. But don't worry! We're gonna go down the fire escape!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shhhhhhhhh!!! I'm sorry, I thought maybe I'd make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"With a wok? I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Here, let me make the milk, I'm up anyway.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what we can do? Y'know, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y'know like we did when we were first going out. It'd be fun!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay that does sound like fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The second sister dies?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's correct.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You wanna go in the bedroom? It's a little more comfortable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If this is your idea of sexy talk?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No seriously, y'know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What contracts?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don't get.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? Tag! I'm serious! This isn't funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rach, I'm sorry, but you didn't give me any contracts!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, \"Must go out today,\" and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn't want to seem to bossy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm telling you, you never gave them to me.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You wanna go down to the office right now?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! Come on its late, we're not gonna go down to the office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay I understand. I wouldn't want to be proved wrong either.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay get your coat! Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won't budge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, it won't go down any further. It's stuck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ugh. Well, we're just gonna have to jump. Yeah. Now, we're gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there...you go up to the roof and you let me in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh yeah, you'll be fine! It-it'll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y'know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What if I smack my head on the concrete?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna lie to you Joey, it's a possibility.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know Ross! I-I tell you what, let's flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, all right. Tails! Can you-can you see what it is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. Well, you be careful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I'm not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can't go if I break my leg.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well I'm jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won't have a father if-if I die!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well all right so, it looks like we're even!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do... Well done, Pheebs. What do you want from me?!!!!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, here's your milk. What do you want to talk about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? What? What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I'm sorry. Here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! Feel free to look, but I'm telling you those contracts are not on this desk.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I'm talking about! You have to be organized! You've got newspapers! You've got magazines! You got-Ohh! And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's my sister.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y'know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it that said, \"Must go out today.\" So you just keep looking in there! All right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's not here.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don't you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How could I have left them in the copy room?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It's not a perfect world! Just go please.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you. Hello? I still don't get it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you still awake?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! You?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You do know that was me who just said that right? Hey. As long as we're both up...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah? I hope you're not thinking about cleaning the living room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, I'm starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! \"Do you want soup or salad?\" Both! Always order both!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, y'know I'm lookin' and I don't think anyone's home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y'know explain later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Really? No one's home?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't think so. Hello? When you get in there...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, this is where you and I part ways. Noisy bitch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?! What are you doing?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you know what just happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. We were in the middle of sex...and you fell asleep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nooo! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Come on big fella!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Give me the good stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! No! No! No! Don't fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. And I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, I'm up! I'm up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's outer office, she's returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh... ...fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Still no luck.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you want me to check again?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well yeah, I wish that you would. Well, no it's not in there! How about that drawer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, it's not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't-I don't know. Let me, let me check.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Any luck?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I see you in my office for a minute?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah? You found them!! Y'know what? I'm not even going to gloat. I'm just really relived this whole thing is over.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You put these on my desk!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I did not!","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh really? So you're saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I am so hot for you right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":17,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector's wail.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! How did you get back here?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe Buffay?!","speaker":"A Disembodied Voice","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer-fireman, can-can I help you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.","speaker":"The Fireman","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's not mine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes it is.","speaker":"The Fireman","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How do you know?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don't wrap it in a blanket that says, \"Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica.\"","speaker":"The Fireman","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay do you-Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Please reattach this, it's against the law to disconnect them.","speaker":"The Fireman","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fine! But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"There's a reset button under the plastic cover.","speaker":"The Fireman","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There's a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! There's a reset button! My God! Why didn't I see that! Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? Oh here it is! Oh! Ohh, God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":18,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won't move and Ross is watching from above.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, do-do you have a good grip?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I'm going to start climb down you now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right! Just hurry up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we're face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we're-we're butt to face.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think face to face.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I would say that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Face to face, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, here I go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey's chest.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my... How much do you weigh Ross?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey's torso, but that doesn't work very well and he's forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross's crotch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know, when we talked about face to face, I don't think we thought it all the way through.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So what do you want me to do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, just shimmy down me and drop!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":21}
{"text":"M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's still looks pretty far!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's not that far! Just drop!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Do not rush me!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joey's legs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ross, you should know that my pants are startin' to come down and I'm not wearing any underwear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I-Ooh, a quarter!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":19,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they're cuddling.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That really was some of your best work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hm-hmm, I told you! I can't believe that I've only got two hours before I call in sick for work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I have to be up in seven minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you wanna?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":12,"scene":20,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joey's chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, y'know I was thinking of moving the couch over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why would you want to do that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rach, there is a decent place to...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. No. No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. Rosita does not move.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Rosita? As in...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"As in Rosita does not move.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey, it's just a chair! What's the big deal?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming of off Stevie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Stevie the TV?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is there a problem?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! You bitch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what's weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people you're gonna have to say, \"This is my brother-in-law Ross.\" Not, \"My friend Ross,\" \"brother-in-law Ross.\" That's weird isn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Couldn't I just say, \"This is Ross?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure, do whatever you want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Phoebe sits down between Chandler and Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look at this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it looks like mom and dad's house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is...Oh my God!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? What happened to the window in the attic?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe mom and dad are selling the house!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe they-they didn't even tell us!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can't believe I still don't know what happened to the window in the attic!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross calls his parents on his cell phone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! Yes we're surprised! Who did you leave a message with?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, Joey I am so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said don't, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, come on-Joey, I'll buy you a new one! All right? We'll go down to the store right now and we'll-we'll get you a new chair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She's not even cold yet!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But don't you think Rosita would've wanted you to move on? I mean y'know, she did always put...your comfort first.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's true.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Rachel turns for the door and makes the \"Wow!\" face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay? You ready?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, I... I don't want Stevie to see her like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some stranger's gonna be living in my room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it's time the velvet ropes came down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They kept your room for a while.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogues, not a gym!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on, you know they love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"As much as they love you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It's not my fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ugh, I hate this year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's wrong with this year?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well okay, it's already February and I've only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That was me and Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh that's right!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, y'know if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh that's a great idea. You're really good on the phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y'know, I probably wouldn't have to say spank as much.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh yeah, like you never called!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why don't we do a trial run.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh okay. Umm, all right. Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm the supply manager.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We don't need any toner.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh okay, well I'm sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. Yeah you're right, this is easy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, what was wrong with that call?","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh well, all right...um, no offense, but you were kind of rude.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They're always going to tell you they don't need toner, but that's okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, I think you're ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey! Joe! Full bag. Beer's still cold. Something terrible must've happened here! Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! Stevie, I was never here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Monica's parent's garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm here!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dad, we-we can't believe you're selling the house.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, it's time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Let's grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry we can't store your childhood things anymore.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, that's okay, I can't wait to see everything again! All of the memories...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I used to love to play restaurant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, I think you're boxes are over here.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! Great! Wait, dad who-who's cigarettes are these?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know. They-they must be your mother's, but please, please don't ask her. I'll throw these away.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym... Oooh, my rock polisher!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh look, look there's your old makeup kit!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's a clown kit! Clown kit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, the white seems to be untouched. Uh-oh.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know how the garage floods every Spring?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How are you ever going to sell this place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I think I accidentally used Monica's boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What... Oh God...everything's ruined! Dad, she's gonna be crushed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You don't secretly smoke do you?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So it's just your mother then.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? Earl, thanks. Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to Earl's office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebe's and Earl's offices with each of their lines.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't need any toner.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not me.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"May I ask why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You wanna know why. You wanna know why?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I surely do!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Phoebe desperately tries to find the scripted response to that line.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, is-is that because you're out of toner?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, so...no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No-no wait-wait! I can't just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well...I Only Have One Thing To Do Today. I guess I could push it back.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I'm sorry?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No look, I-I'm sure that people know you exist!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one's even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. Hey everybody! Uh, I'm gonna kill myself! I'll get back to ya. I got nothing. Wait. Uh, hey Marge! Ehh, nothing. Nothing.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You will like it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No I won't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't even know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Because, I know what I like and what I don't like! It's not the same thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler throws the back of Rosita into his apartment and quickly starts pushing the base into his apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well look, if you don't like this...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know why you say that so soon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, y'know what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Francette? What is she? A couch?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They enter their apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Y'know, start the heeling process?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I guess you're right. Maybe, maybe I'll take her down to the incinerator. It's gonna be so said, and kinda cool. She's heeled!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No it's not weird, it's a miracle!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's not a miracle Joey! I'm sure there's some explanation.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey, I really don't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Can you tell me how this happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Miracle!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, y'know what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Someone like an...angel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Get your non-believer ass outta my chair!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller's Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, she'll understand right? It's not like I did it on purpose.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dad that won't matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, can you blame her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well I don't know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could...","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dad, dad I don't want to hear about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we're gonna give her some! Okay, grab...grab some empty boxes. Okay? We'll-we'll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we'll-we'll put 'em in their.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Like uh y'know like this! This! She-she could've made this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right? And this! She-she could've won this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This could've been hers!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your make-up kit? I'd feel better.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monica's new boxes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. It's got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, how's...how's the uh, miracle chair?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah? Wow! Y'know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My chair heels itself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Earl, you're not hearing me! All I'm saying is that you're not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guy!","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! That's just the \"Hey Guy\" guy. He says that to everybody! He's the worst! I'd like to take him with me!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right so Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-there's gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Right!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh sorry, boyfriend!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, whatever! Anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey guy!","speaker":"The \"Hey Guy\" Guy","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, he's gotta go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! I'm not finished yet! Don't! Don't you dare hang up on me!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The new girl's good.","speaker":"Supervisor","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller's Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica's memories as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys! Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Oh, this will make a great memory.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. So, which boxes are mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, these. These are yours right here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Oh! A coloring book!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Nu-uh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, an old glove?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! Look At This! I Can'T Believe I Even Fit Into This Shirt! Oh, this is yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know how that got in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This isn't mine. Hey, this isn't, this isn't my stuff! Ugh, Ross! These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm, your boxes are umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Dad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Just mine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm afraid so.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So why-why wasn't Ross's stuff ruined? And if you say the words medical marvel I'm going to Easy Bake your head!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So wait, Ross's stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"There was also leaves and guk and stuff.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I can't believe this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Screw it! I'm having one.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd love to but I've tried that so many times they won't even let me in the store anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's awesome! That's great! What made you do it?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it's a long story, but umm I broke Joey's chair...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey's chair?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I thought I broke Joey's chair! That's why I replaced it with mine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ohhhhh. That's how it got fixed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Noo! Angels.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm gettin' my chair back!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What? Wh-hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(They enter Joey and Rachel's to find that Joey has broken Chandler's chair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it looks like it wasn't heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey you broke my chair!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Your chair?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So, there was no miracle?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No Joe, no miracle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I'm so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you don't get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! No I take that back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I think I should get the chair!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"How do you figure?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Because you broke a chair and you broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn't broke a chair, is me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No-no-no! This chair's not going anywhere.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, where's the logic in that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":33}
{"text":"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Joey whispers in Rachel's ear to confirm his response.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(They confer again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah! We are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Rachel whispers in Joey's ear.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":41}
{"text":"We're the Cobras!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Earl's Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find Earl? He's the supply manager around here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sorry, I don't know any Earl.","speaker":"Marge","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm right here!!!!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Earl! I'm Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe? The lady who sells toner?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, look it, you-you can't kill yourself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, um I really appreciate your coming down...","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no I can't! I can't let you do it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because it was fate that made me call you today!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I thought it was toner.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Think about it okay? This isn't even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, you're my first call! And-and somebody else might've hung up on you, but I wouldn't do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not gonna give you tips! Look don't you see that this-this...this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Couldn't it just be a coincidence?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, it's fate!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It doesn't really seem like enough to be fate.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh. Well umm, okay here's a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm actually the office manager.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, was there anything else?!","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sure! Umm, where are you from?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Philadelphia.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I've got-I've got goose bumps.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, y'know I'm wearing layers and it's warm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":30}
{"text":"But if-no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Did you hear that?! I don't need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! I really wished they'd care just a little bit though.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't-I don't think it's you. This is a freaky place. Hey! Guys! Oh no, it's you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Earl","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":16,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Geller's Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I don't even know what it is! Ohh, it's still soft. What do you think this is?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right. I think it was a mouse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Ross's sweater to clean them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How are you honey?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How do you think I am?! You've wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, I'm sorry about everything that happened and I'd probably never be able to make it up to you, but here's a start.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I've been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mother's right, I do look like an ass.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wait, you're giving me your Porsche, you're kidding me right?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why don't we take it for a spin?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, what about me?! I'm a medical marvel!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":17,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joey's lap on Francette, and they're both groaning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahhhh....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahhh...... Eh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you guys know what happened to Chandler's barca lounger?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger's gone?! This is the best day ever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":13,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachel's door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy birthday!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Happy birthday!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach! Come on! Rach!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's your birthday!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you don't use the words old or downhill or they still look pretty damn good.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Chocolate-chip pancakes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(There is no response from Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We've got presents!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(She opens the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good ones?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Flashback to Joey's thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandler's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut back to Rachel's party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know, I'm still 29 in Guam.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No Rach, it's not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Flashback to Chandler's thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And now Chandler! We're all gettin' so old! Why are you doing this to us?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, breakfast is finished but Rachel's still down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach, you're in a great place in your life. Come on, you've got a great job! Good friends...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, you're roommate is a soap opera star.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, y'know I know my life's going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people who've accomplished so many other goals by the time they're thirty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Flashback To The Street in front of Central Perk, Ross and Joey are holding a yellow tape across the road and everyone is cheering Phoebe as she bounces around the corner on a hippity-hop.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There you go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She crosses the line and they all cheer again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That's it!! That's everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on, let's have some fun. Huh? What do you want to do today?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nothing. I don't want to do anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Flashback To A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, 'better' is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why don't the British make computers? Because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How hot do I look in this, huh?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, what's the horsepower on this thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know, but-but look how shiny!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can't believe you bought this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really! God Ross, what were you thinking? I know it's really shallow, but a part of me wants him again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, well get in line missy. So, can I have a ride stud?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hop in. Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. He's completely boxed in and can't move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, who's next?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?! 'Cause y'know that hurts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So what?! Y'know what? The way I see it--Ow! Son of a bitch!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning 25.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get out, get out of my apartment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right Rach, for what it's worth, I think that you're doing great. I mean y'know let's face it, no one handles this well.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Least of all you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why? What you'd do?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Weren't you asked to leave sonny?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Flashback to Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Would you put that back on?! Monica's gonna be here any minute!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But it hurt's my Joey's Apple.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You've done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I can't believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! And you! I can't believe that you would have a tux that's thirty years old!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! She's coming!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Crap.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out what's going on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk Monica lying up against Joey and Rachel's door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Heyyy!! You got the door open!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey-hey are you drunk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nooo! Okay. Whoa! Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning thirty. So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. I wanna puke on you later!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Noo!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Noo!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! That they know of.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, here's the thing. We're gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you're drunk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Really?! You promise?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll take care of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay. I love you so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Okay we have to do something about your breath.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What about your breath?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"That's still yours. Okay, now remember it's a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay. I can do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Surprise!!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"(Monica screams and they all stare at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, forward. Forward-Stop! Okay, back-Stop! Okay, forward-Stop! Stop! Stop!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, just forget about it. This guy's got you totally wedged in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A beautiful woman approaches.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is this yours?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well actually...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no! It's mine! It's-it's mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dude, you soooo need this car.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Okay, I'm gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. Haul ass!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross who's tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's birthday, she's taking the hippity-hop to Ursula's apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! It's for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right, why do you keep saying that?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Because it's our thirtieth birthday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, no we're not thirty. We're 31. Okay.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it's you.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, we're not thirty, we're 31.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nu-uh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yea-huh! That's what is says on my birth certificate.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You have your birth certificate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Our mom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right! Okay.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you have my birth certificate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I just lost a whole year of my life.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Your middle name is Pamela?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! Phoebe.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's my first name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Right, okay, then no.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's birthday, it's just after the surprise.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See? Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(They continue their trek.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Paul!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phil.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phil!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. Okay, you're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Monica's a little drunk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yay! I love drunk Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Awwwww...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Go change! She doesn't want her parents to know she's drunk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh! All right! All right. Here's what we'll do, I'll get twice as drunk as Monica and then no one's will even notice her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's-what's going on? Phil's really pissed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Monica's wasted.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Maybe that will liven up this party.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, will you just go help her change please!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This one's from me.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ahh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It wasn't on your list, but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A scooter!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No-no, I love it. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now that you're a couple, we don't get two presents from you guys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"For my last birthday you gave me a hug! Okay, read the card! Read the card!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. Happy birthday Grandma! It's better to be over the hill then buried under it. All our love Monica and Chandler. That's funny, yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no-no-no! That was the joke!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I know! I get it! It's funny!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, because you're not a grandmother!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All you had to do was buy the card!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Look who's back! It's the birthday girl! How's the birthday girl feeling?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I feel fine, but I think you're bumming out the rest of the kids.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay! Y'know what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"As I was saying... I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I'm 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If you could do that, I'd marry the hippity-hop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, if I wanna have my kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really! That long?! Look all you want, it's happening!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, so I don't have to get married until I'm 33! That's three years, that's three whole years-Oh, wait a minute though. I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged... Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm thirty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Which is fine! Because you just turned--twenty-eight!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Will you quit hoggin' it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I'm a little drunk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica sits down on the barca lounger.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh that's great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? There we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Are those crab cakes? Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How are you feeling?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I really wish that you wouldn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don't talk to anyone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Speech! Speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl! Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Pheebs!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't you see? Everyone's looking at me! The plan's working! I didn't even have to take off my top yet!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Speech! Come on Monica!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come on! Speech!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, you can't keep your hands off her for one second!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh-ho, I think it's nice.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think it's necessary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wooo!! Hoo!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I really like to say that I'm-um... Y'know what I'd really like to say? I'm drunk!! That's right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! And guess what! I've been drunk before! And I've smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! It's all okay. It's okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay quick, help me get this off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross pans the camera over to Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's birthday, she's telling everyone what she found out at Ursula's while sitting in Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I lost a whole year! I can't believe it! This is so unfair!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know Pheebs. It'll be okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's not gonna happen. No. Because we have a new deal!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I...I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Like okay I-I-I, I haven't met any Portuguese people! I, I haven't had the perfect kiss! And I haven't been to sniper's school!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, y'know why don't we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I'll see you guys later. Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey. Oh, poor Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what you guys? I think I'm gonna go walk her home.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh man!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He's gonna eat the cake!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pheebs! Wait up! Listen uh, close your eyes. Maybe that's one thing you can cross off your list.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey starts to walk away, but stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, and plus I'm 1/16th Portuguese.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's birthday, his car is still trapped in it's spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up...and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car...and slide it out. Lift and slide!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, I really don't think...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Lift!! And slide!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right everyone, lift! And slide!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, can I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whatever! Okay, I'm not your mother.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Not in the street!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm um...let's talk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh Tag, umm...you're such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I don't-I don't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait! I think I see where you're going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think I'm past the point where I think I can y'know, just have fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Rachel, don't do this. This is just because you're turning thirty.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, it is! But you're just a kid! I mean you're 25!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Twenty-four actually.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh God! Y'know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I'm wishin' for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey! How'd it go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You did the right thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't like this anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"God, do you realize in ten years we're gonna be 40?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes! My baby's finally free!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All-all right! Start it up! Let's go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Woohoo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Just as they are about to pull away, a big, fat, bald guy pulls up in the exact same car as Ross and stops next to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How hot are we?","speaker":"The Man In The Sportscar","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You wanna buy a car?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Ross shuts it off and they get out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm glad you're here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's the matter? You okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's just y'know...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica said wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! I would love to read a poem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you think you could get through a poem?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It'll be a short one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohhh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Too?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you mind telling us what it is?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sorry, I'm kinda keeping this one on the Q.T.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What is DOOL?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And-and-and not only that, I'm gettin' a new brain!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wait, what do you mean you're getting a new brain?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What? A brain transplant?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes, it's a highly controversial procedure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"It's ridiculous!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's winter, they are fewer people on the street.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Who are they killing off?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh Cecilia Monroe, she plays Jessica Lockhart.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Noo!!","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"She's my favorite character on DOOL.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces, I mean I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"And the way she slaps all the time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Wouldn't you love to do it just once?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Don't do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, tell me about it. And she's been on the show forever, it's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the \"brain transplant,\" you are going to be her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yes, but in Drake Remoray's body. Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I'd have to say gay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh knockers will help us figure it out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, straight, and not subtle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ohh, he left his cell phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah... That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Wait! Why...why do you get the story?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That wasn't a date! That was, that was just friends getting together... having sex.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah! And until now, I didn't think I'd love again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Nice try.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They edge closer to the phone on the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well umm, maybe we could uhh... Ah-ha! Too slow!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(She holds the phone out and starts taunting Phoebe. Phoebe calming knocks the phone out of Rachel's hand and catches it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ah-ha! Too cocky!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm going to keep dating him Mother, and there's nothing you can do about it!","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yes there is!","speaker":"Jessica Lockhart","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you going to do? Kill him? Like you did with Charles?!","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was an accident! And so were you.","speaker":"Jessica Lockhart","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, at least I'm not a murderer!","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, my baby!","speaker":"Jessica Lockhart","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cut!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey walks up to Cecilia Monroe who plays Jessica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, just years of experience.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Can I get some ice here?!","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're not the fan who's dying are you?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Say what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm supposed to meet and hug a fan whose dying, but that's not supposed to be until later!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. No, I'm Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I'm the guy in the coma!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh that was a real person?!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I'm getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I-I-I'm leaving the show?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know. Why? Did you hear something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Who told you that?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh uh, one of the writers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Which one? Was it bald or was it tall?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Y'know what? It doesn't matter! Because it is not true!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And if it were true, how dare you come to me ask me for tips about a character that I've been playing for 20 years-I'll give you a tip!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ms. Monroe... Oh there you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; that's not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why don't we, why don't we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine all right, but I'd bet you'd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did I use that already today? I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes okay. Well now see this isn't telling us anything. Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hat's a steak house!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, a meat eater. Fine, that's one for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, I win! He's got Barney's on his speed dial.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you don't know that's Barney's the store! That can be y'know his friend's house, or a bar. Who has Barney's the store on their speed dial?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"His new girlfriend!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise. It sounds like someone is skinning a cat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think it's the dying cat parade.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It sounds like it's coming from across the street.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, \"You're half Scottish right?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nooo!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross's apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. He's worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier. They both get up and move to the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why is your family Ross?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! It's not even a song!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How are ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy's cell phone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, now you lost me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You stole the phone!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No? So you're saying that if I called it, it wouldn't ring?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. Oh, it does work!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That is a different phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh is it?! Uhh, hello? Yes hi, is Rachel there? Yes she is, just one moment please. It's for me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That is damning evidence.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(The cute guy's phone rings.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God! I bet that's him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh Hello? Or should I be Hi! It's Rach... Would you stop doing that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hello? Yes, I'm the one who found your phone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Phoebe! You can't do th...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Shhh! I'm on a call! Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It's umm, it's umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y'know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. Okay, well okay I'll see you then. Bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You do know that I will be here when he comes over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You just said it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just...be alone y'know to think about my mom and her suicide.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?! That's the first time today!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you like the nachos uh? Myself I'm partial to...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm 16.","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See you in 2003.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They don't know exactly when it's going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and that's it.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, thanks.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No I mean it! I can't believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh you're right. Thank you! What's your name again?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It wasn't my decision!","speaker":"The Writer","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm having a conversation here! You were saying?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I'm really nervous about-about being you. Y'know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y'know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh that's great! Oh thank you so much!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You're so welcome.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey! Now, I've been watching some tapes, how's this? \"Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is that supposed to be me?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can do an English accent?! That baby's going on my resume!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Ross is sitting on the armchair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I feel like a snack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you want some shortbread? Eh that's Scottish like you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no thanks. I don't like any thing from my Scottish heritage.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well it's just my entire family was run out of Scotland by...Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No-no they're not. They're still very angry! But y'know Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How did you know about that?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We heard you play all the way from your apartment!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Were you the ones called the cops?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just don't feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Because we hate them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on that's not fair! I mean you haven't even heard me play!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We have heard you play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, you've heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And I'm not going to tell you what song I'm gonna play either. But uh, let's just say when it's over I'll bet there will be a we bit o' celebration.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. You try.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay! All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! He's not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Right. He's not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! All right, it's a little weird, but it's getting better. Oh well, I'm gonna miss this woman so much. I don't know what I'm going to do! I mean, it's been 20 years of my life.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh well-Hey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Y'know? It'll-it'll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. You're so talented.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am. I am, but I don't know you know. An actor of a certain age is not that easy.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey that's not true! Look at uh, look at Angela Lansb-Angelina Jolie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I probably should've just left years ago when the offers were pouring in, but y'know I just got so comfy here! And... Ohh, I turned down some amazing work!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Like-like what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, let's just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But... Well now, now's a different time for me.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh hey come on, don't-don't-don't do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, I'm thinking, \"Boy, she-she is a great actress!\" Uh but-but, I am also thinking, \"She is hot!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You think I'm hot?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You own the room. We should probably get-get uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the... So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the man's face.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that 'cause she's so passionate?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! It's because that way the camera only sees her! Do you wanna try it?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like...","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone. Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it. Phoebe tries to steal some.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who is it?","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi! It's Tom, I'm here to pick up the phone.","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well why shouldn't I?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Because it's my apartment!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, then I get to give him the cell phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. All right. Good luck explaining all the calls to China.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe opens the door and Tom, an older gentleman with white hair, enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow! How long were we arguing for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're not the man who left the cell phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No that's my assistant.","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is-is he coming?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm, no.","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Could you-could you umm, give us one second?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We'll be right back sir.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They walk into the living room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wh-what do we do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Can you believe this? We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know! What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hmm, they just don't make 'em like that anymore!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No-no they do but, you just have to wait.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Rachel, listen-I mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right. All right Phoebe I will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah! You're such a great friend!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"So, which one of you lovely ladies am I going to take to dinner huh?","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh that'd be me. Sir. After you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":"Tom","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey's room followed by Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, you certainly own that room.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She laughs as Rachel enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Rachel stops dead in her tracks when she sees whom Joey is with.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!! Ohh, Jessica Lockhart!! In my apartment!! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, it's nice to know that you...","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh that explains all the women's underwear.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sure. Yep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God! It's true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Certainly.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'd love to, but my lawyer said I can't do that anymore.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"God. You seem really, really nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, bye-bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, here we go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! Umm, you're a stupid bitch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I really can't slap you.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You are so beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Nice to meet you! My God you're great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thanks for stopping by. See ya! I-I am so sorry. I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. I'm used to it, don't worry about it.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"They sent me today's script! They never send the script!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"They don't?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well no, I'm just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! Oh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"How does it happen?","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ew, you get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ah what?! Jessica hates horses!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah well, I'm guessing after this she's not going to be crazy about electricity either.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you wanna start telling secrets?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now umm, remember I'm still learning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(As he prepares to start, he makes several horrible noises that scares Rachel into retreat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"One, two, three, four!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know the song! Sing along!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out E's in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No!","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross throws the bagpipes down in disgust.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica's horrible accident by drinking champagne.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Loosening the saddle on mother's horse was brilliant Fredrick. And the electric fence, inspired.","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you sweetheart.","speaker":"Fredrick","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe she's really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours.","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Who are you?!","speaker":"Dina","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's the matter Dina? Don't you recognize your own mother?!","speaker":"Jessica Lockhart","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That was so wonderful! Ohh, I think that you're a better Jessica than I ever was!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh noo...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well of course not, but you were very good.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And guess what? Good news! I got another job!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Great! Hey! All right! Well-well what is it?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A film in Guadalajara!","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The airport?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No that's La Guardia. This is Mexico.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Eight months.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's a really long time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, but you can come and visit me. I bet that you could uh, own a few places down there.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first. And I just got what you meant again-That is-I tell ya, that is a tricky one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That is a tricky one. Well, Joey I really wanna thank you. You've, well you made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Cecilia","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They kiss and both put their hands on the other's face like Jessica would do.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. We're seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know the song! Sing along!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Eeee!!! Eee!! Eee!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Eee!!","speaker":"Matthew Perry","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do it again!","speaker":"Lisa Kudrow","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Matthew mimics the sound again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":15,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hi Ben!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah go ahead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ben starts to go, but Ross stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joey's special romance magazines in there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay! All clear!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks Phoebe!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ben, its Rachel! But whatever.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Everything okay in there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Don't talk to me now!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Awww, just like his daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean's office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What-what about Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, she isn't home.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So it would just be, me alone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, Ben would be there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Huh umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well that-y'know it's just uh, I've never done that before. Me and him alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Rach, he's not an ex-con.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I don't know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. Ben? Come here. All right, I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah I think so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I wasn't talking to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'll be okay.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you soon buddy. Be back in an hour.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Bye dad.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Bye. Ahhh... So this is fun, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm not allowed to have soda.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Okay. Well that's pretty much all that we have-Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What's a virgin?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Water it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You mean the spitter?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on! It wasn't that bad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Easy for you to say; you'll be wearing a veil.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, what about the third guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Can you blame him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I say, \"I do,\" he's thinking, \"Yeah, I'd do her too!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well then we still have a problem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"With what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Joey nods his approval.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oo! You should have one of us do it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Phoebe, we're getting married, married; not sixth grade married.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! No! It's-it's uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! A friend of mine did it and it's totally legal!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I call it!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?! No! It was my idea!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ben y'know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. 'Cause I was, I was your daddy's girlfriend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But you're not anymore!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I'm not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"'Cause you guys were on a break.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! We were not on a-Okay. That's fine! Fine. Y'know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"When's my daddy coming back?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fifty-two minutes. So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don't have to share stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sharing is good.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you're one of those. But y'know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really? Like how?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well y'know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we'd jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they'd put salt on their cereal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's a good one.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah? You like that one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, you're funny.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I've got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear-Do you want a good one? Here's a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? And then you say to person, I bet you can't roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they're left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Can I do it to you?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I-I-I'm funny Ben, but I'm not stupid. Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're never gonna find anybody.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well then let me do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joe...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no-no! Look, I've been thinking about it. I'm an actor right? So I won't get nervous talking in front of people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey look it's really sweet...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No-no-no-no look no! I won't spit, and I won't stare at Monica's breasts! Y'know? Everyone knows I'm an ass man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That is true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah and the most important thing is that it won't be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It'll be me! And I swear I'll do a really good job. Plus, y'know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Y'know, we haven't found anybody else.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It might be kinda cool.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So I can do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah you can do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, how's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God, you've got to stop chattering!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Here, take a couple of these.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's Hexadrin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh no, I don't believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, while we're waiting for these pills to kick in, I'm gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. Get some nice soft pillows under your head, I'm gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And I'm-Sit down--gonna make you some tea. And then, I'm gonna rub your feet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh! My head! Oh! Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Coming.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I have a bone to pick with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! Ben learned a little trick.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Did he pull the old...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's right! That's right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They're mean and they're stupid and-and I don't want my son learning them!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don't think that's just a little funny?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hexadrin.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I love you Hexadrin! Oh look! It comes with a story!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Say what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, the possible side affects.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache-Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don't recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I'm sorry, extra strength death capsules!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"In case it happens.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You did it! You got ordained?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Our minister...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have liver damage. Ow! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe, your liver is right here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, then I must be disoriented.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Anyway, I started working on what I'm going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so... \"We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share.\" Eh? \"It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving.\" \"We too can share and love and have and receive.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Should we call the spitter?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rachel!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well y'know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, \"What's up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can I ask what-Come on in.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umm uh, I'll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'd love that. I would loooove... So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Gotcha!!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I found him! Very funny, come here! That is exactly why I've come here to talk to you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes oh--Do I want sugar in my coffee? No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Don't do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't do that.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Seriously, your dad doesn't like pranks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Seriously, your dad doesn't like pranks.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh damnit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh damnit!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! Don't say that! Don't say that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No don't! Go back to repeating!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh crap!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh crap!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I feel like my face is swelling. Is my face swelling?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. O-okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and...\" And then I can't think of a good word for right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How about receiving?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"See Joe, not that that's not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y'know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, not us... Us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I gotcha. Sorry. So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It doesn't say that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! Suddenly somebody knows all about the side affects!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y'know, romantic stories. Nice stories.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I'll talk about London! Y'know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won't say hooked up. I'll say, \"Began their beautiful journey...\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"There you go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"\"...by doin' it.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y'know you're in the bathtub together and she's feeding you strawberries?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Isn't that what happened with you and the bride's maid?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah!! I call that London style.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Ross's mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"But then later that night...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut to London, Chandler's hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, there's a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Cute PJ's! You're really livin' it up here in London huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well I was... I was exactly expecting company after... 9:15.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Is Joey here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride's maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you're not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Wouldn't you be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well, look it's been a really emotional time y'know, and you've had a lot to drink. And you've just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well, not anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"But we don't do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I know, I just thought it would be fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"How drunk are you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"That's the perfect amount!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Y'know what's weird?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"This doesn't feel weird!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"You're a really good kisser.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Well, I have kissed over four women. Do you wanna get under the covers?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Hm-hmm!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":58}
{"text":"(They do so and they take off their clothes.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Wow! You are really fast!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":60}
{"text":"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":61}
{"text":"We're gonna see each other naked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Do you wanna do it at the same time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Count of three?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":65}
{"text":"One!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Two!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Two!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Three!","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Eh, we weren't that close anyway!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Eh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(They start making out again, and it takes Joey trying to enter to stop them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Oh, dude I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":77}
{"text":"No! No! No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Hey no-no-no-no! It's cool! It's cool! I-I'll only be a second, I'm still with my bride's maid, I just-Where are those condoms you brought?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":79}
{"text":"They're in my bag over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Uh, could you leave me one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":82}
{"text":"For just you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Hey listen, why don't you come downstairs with me? There's some really nice girls down there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":85}
{"text":"No I-I-I'm fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":86}
{"text":"All right, here you go buddy. Go nuts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":87}
{"text":"[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":88}
{"text":"That's what that was?! 'Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Okay, can we change the topic? Because it's really doing nothing for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Oh... Can you imagine if I hadn't left you that last one? You two might've never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It's like it was in the stars!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah, it's totally meant to be. Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":92}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":93}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":94}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Who did you originally want to hook up with?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Okay, fine but please don't be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted...just sex. So, when I...went to your room that night...I was actually looking...for Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Yeah baby! No baby!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":98}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No because it-it didn't seem important.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's not important? It's not important?! If it wasn't for a bride's maid you'd be marrying him not me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't believe it. The most romantic night of my life and I'm runner up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! Now I'm a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look there is no way you're doing this wedding now. Okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! That's not fair! It's not my fault! I was off with my bride's maid! And who's to say I would've even said yes?! I mean I would've said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, it's just weird! Okay? I don't want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need...I don't know what I need. I need a walk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait Chandler come on, let's-it's not a big deal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This is crazy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know! Robin is so gay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Rachel is talking with Ben.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So now what have we agreed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No more pranks.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And-and what else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That you and daddy were not on a break.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Very good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm just visiting my good friend Carol.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Your good friend?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's her last name?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Carol...Lesbian?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What line?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, \"Dude, don't you ever was your face?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't tell you but you were so mad already!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it's not funny!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Ross!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's not funny?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Practical jokes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh I...I think they're funny.","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You have a line down your face.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay, maybe they are not funny to you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Carol Willick","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Or Carol! But they're funny to kids and who is it hurting?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh, y'know what? I'll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal's office wearing nothing but a catcher's mitt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, \"I will be revenged?!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I will be! Listen, I don't want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Fine. Fine, but I'll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I'll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that's what you want!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No that's not what I want. Uh, I'm glad you guys were bonding but I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look he doesn't have any brothers or sisters, somebody's gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I haven't taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn't know anyway!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Crap!!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I gotta go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Do you want this scone? It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler, come on nothing even happened!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-hey-no! If you don't want me to do it, I except that. I don't care about that. I just...I don't want you to be upset.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You're so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, 'cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y'know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just...it-it fits. Y'know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's what you should say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"When you're marrying us; that's what you should say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? I can do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'd love it if you would do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But those are the words! Those exact words!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well I don't know remember exactly but, it's-it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey I'm sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I've got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, 'Fun Aunt' Rachel, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don't we Ben?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you later pal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Ross turns to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohh, okay. Wh-Ah-ha! Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can't do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't let him go out that way, he's got a meeting. You've got something here on your back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What? That's great. That is great. What did we just finish talking about Ben?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What did we just finish talking about Ben?!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, that's it! Come-you-no! You are in big trouble young man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! Wait! Come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No you guys...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-I-am-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey-hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So are guys doing okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two actually had hooked up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Joey's, Monica is cooking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey! Dinner's ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Joey, whose new diet is working out great, he looks like he only weighs 375 down from 420 enters from the bedroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's my little chef got for me tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Your favorite!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ho-ho-ho, fried stuff with cheese!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yep! And lot's of it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey sits down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, in we go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! That's it! I'm out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good for you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, it's like huge weight has been lifted! 'Cause look, no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I'm just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria-Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":16,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there. Monica is holding a piece of paper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Food? Uh-huh gimme!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we're trying to get to play at the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Since when are you into swing music?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Gap commercial. So did you book them? Did you call?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I will.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Do you want me to call?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I'll do it. You just stick to your job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What is your job?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Staying out of the way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This is impossible Monica, why don't you just pick all 15?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There were only twelve.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I added three.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are peanut butter fingers?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well hello! She's cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure! That's one of the great things about being engaged. I'm not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Could you guys help me?","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It-it's really heavy.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I got it. So hi, I'm uh, I'm Ross and this is my friend Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I am Kristen.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, 'cause if you are...I'd love to show you around sometime.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I...I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But-but this block is like a whole other world.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Smooth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm, say you're gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh I'd like that.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Great! Uh, let me take this up for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"After you.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no-no, after you. Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Bridal Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Am I crazy or does this totally go?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Monica enters from the dressing room wearing her gown.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! You look so beautiful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I can't believe I found it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Another woman walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, I'd cry.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I'm Monica Geller, ball like a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm Megan Bailey.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Have you found your dress yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, I can't afford this either. No. I-I-I'm, I'm just to figure out which one I want then I'm gonna get it at Kleinman's, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, thanks for the tip.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh I'm not, I just like to try these on.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I do the same thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm just kidding. I'm getting married July 25th.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm just kidding too. I'm getting married in December.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So when are you getting married?","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh May 15th.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oooh it's getting close!","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So uh, who's your photographer?","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Jeffery.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"The best man? Wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, who's your band?!","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, you're so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ooh, is that spelled with a 'C' or a 'K'? Oh my God! It doesn't matter; they're both great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh y'know what? Y'know what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman's and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I own this store.","speaker":"The Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So, does this come in another color or...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! You uh, movin' in or movin' out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm moving in.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh uh, can I give you a hand?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh okay. But y'know what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Boyfriend?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Kristen.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh wow, what a beautiful name! What is it again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Kristen.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Got it! So...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So uh, do you live around here?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop or you can wake up with your shoes gone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'll remember that.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh I, I have plans tonight.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But how about tomorrow?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You look strong, why don't I take that and you grab one of the boxes.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'll grab this one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Kleinman's, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is taking so long?! I mean whatever!","speaker":"A Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So this is Brooklyn.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what you're looking for! Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Got it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(A worker comes to open the door and the horde starts to press forward.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Here he comes! Hurry!","speaker":"A Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh they're pushing! They're pushing!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Don't be a baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Let's go!!","speaker":"A Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. Don't crowd me! This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, it's perfect! I'm sorry, this one's taken! Whoa!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Megan!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You came?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This is my dress!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And now you'll see me buying it.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What? You freak! You wouldn't even have known about this place if it wasn't for me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look, you don't want to fight me.","speaker":"Megan Bailey","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Maybe I do! I'm pretty feisty!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm coming! I'm coming!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(She hears another signal in another direction.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay! Hey! What do I do?!! What are you doing? Did you find the dress?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Did you find the dress?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I-We gotta get Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"No! You gotta hold my hand!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my God!! Excuse me! Excuse me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(She gets to Monica who has the dress balled up in one hand and is sitting on Megan who is sprawled out on the floor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Go! Go! Go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"NOW!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying she'd like to go out again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah in fact, I'm gonna go call her right now. And I'll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Listen, sorry I didn't stop by last night but I had a date.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh Joe, when it's one o'clock in the morning and you don't come by? That's okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really? Right across the street?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"When'd you meet her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Two days ago.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Excellent! Y'know Ross met somebody too!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi! How'd it go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh great! We're going out again Saturday. But I just found she's also seeing some other guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross's situation?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy. But, I don't know, I'm not to worried about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well you shouldn't be. Believe me I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you. I mean that doofus is going to lose!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So this is nice! I wish I didn't have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. Oh uh, by the way, what's the name the girl you're dating?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Kristen Lang.","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse from the earlier scene.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Obviously! So, how do we decide?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well now let's-let's look at this objectively, I think I should date her...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or I'm the one who dates her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's interesting, but check this out. I date her...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah well we should order some food then.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No Joey! Look why don't, why don't we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we'll each go out with her one more time. And-and we'll see who she likes best.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That sounds fair.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe I'll take her to that new French restaurant down the street...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah yeah-wait a second now! Look we're gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I don't have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well sorry, that's what I do on dates.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, well I guess I'll just have to do what I do on dates.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So let's decide on the spending limit...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh, ...a slice......six dollars?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I was thinking more like a hundred.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica's wedding dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. Hand me a tissue.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're out of Diet Coke.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello? What?! You what?! Hey you listen here missy! Wh-","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldn't have them back unless I gave her the dress!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Does that mean Carcass is available?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh...Chandler wants the band. What do I do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're out of toilet paper!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! What's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just wanted to come by and y'know, wish you good luck on your date.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. What time are you meeting her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We have 8:00 reservations at Grammercy Bistero.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow, that's in like 20 minutes. You'd better get dressed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am dressed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh. Well good! For me. What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have an oily T-zone!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay dude! Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You spent a hundred dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didn't break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh-oh! So that's the way it's gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y'know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why am I not surprised?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Y'know what Ross? I'm not gonna let you get away with this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't think you have much choice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well we'll see!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye-bye!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah bye-bye! Hey! So just a light layer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Just here and there .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey got meat sauce on the banister again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, swing music is so out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Phoebe, he's gotta be in the room for that to work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you guys talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well umm, we were just talking about the y'know, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether y'know, they were the right way to go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now I'm not saying that there's any connection here y'know, but they did tell me that's why they got divorced.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But I love swing music!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah but the Swing Kings? Y'know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts-They just stop living.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And there's another reason too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, what is the other reason?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't want to say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well you have to because maybe it's stupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well it's just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was...the first time I knew that...you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh crap!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matire'd.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is your back feeling better?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah it's fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Kristen?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi! What are you doing here?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh I like this place. And technically, technically I'm not breaking any rules so I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well uh, Ross? This is Joey. Joey? Ross.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi. It's nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don't anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. So...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well Joey doesn't like to talk about it but, he's one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right! That's right, don't you play a woman?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"A woman in a man's body.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Much better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So y'know Ross it's funny 'cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, little Eric.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's right! Wait no, Ben.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So you've just married the one time then?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You've been married twice?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yes. And another time after that. Boy I'm getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You said the waiter ate my crab cake.","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah. So uh Ross, well now-why did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Do you two know each other?","speaker":"Kristen Leigh","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No. No.","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Kristen is not enjoying this.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey you leave Marcel out of this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Monkey lover!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(They both notice that Kristen has left.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"When do you think we lost her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Probably around gonorrhea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, honey! I'm home!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't come in here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! We only mess around at his place!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know it's funny I started it but, now it's scary me. So could you come out here please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I'm wearing a wedding dress.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh you got a wedding dress? That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah but I'm not keeping it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well then why can't I see it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you can't like it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay I promise. I'll-I'll hate it. Wow! You-you look...hideous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, that's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh because it doesn't...really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh that's great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean it's like yuck! It's terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! But you can't rip it. Well, maybe a little.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? Guys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I thought you were gonna be gone all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right? What's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They all slowly turn around to reveal that they are giving themselves a facial.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes we're gonna have younger looking skin!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Y'know, she could use a little... Oh nice shot!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! You guys! You're not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm sorry, too soon. You go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Congratulations! Wow! I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Soap Opera Digest award!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! I'm up for a Soapie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Honey? Is that something you're making up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, no! It's real! And it has been since 1998. Hey Rach! Rach! I'm up for a Soapie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I'm taking to the awards.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, stop that! Don't kid about that! Will all the stars be there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Many are scheduled to appear.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! I can't go! I'm gonna be too nervous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, I'll go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand it's collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it's predator. Yes Mr. Lewis?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What kinda noise?","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just a high pitched intimidating noise.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But like how?","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well we-we don't know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, that's uh, that's all for today. Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes sir.","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, I'm afraid I-I had to fail you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you need 60% to pass...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What'd I get?","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Seven.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's not so good.","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no it's not. What-what happened there Ned?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love.","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry but, that-that's really not my problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm in love with you.","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well that brings me in the loop a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You see, that's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating. When you're up there and you're teaching and your face gets all serious...you look so good. You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater...","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay! Umm, I uh, I'm your teacher. I'm sorry, you're-you're a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? My God, he's really cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Go for it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, I'm engaged!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and can't perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I'm engaged.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you should be embarrassed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I thought you knew I was looking at you.","speaker":"The Cute Guy","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I did, but that was really fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting in the chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And the winner is...Joey Tribbiani! Oh... Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didn't prepare a speech. But umm, I'd like to thank my parents, who've always been there for me. I'd also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm fourth! Look at you with your little maple syrup award!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah may-maybe you don't tell anyone about this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? No! It's not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What award are you practicing for?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Grammy, Best New Artist.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, hey listen! The Soapie's called today and I also get to present an award.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh that's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you'll definitely get onstage, even if you don't win.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What you-you don't think I'm gonna win?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well of course I do! But y'know, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean you're up against the guy who survived his own cremation.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but it's just...I've never even been nominated before! I want it so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well Joey, you'll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y'know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y'know? So it's sorta like...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You practice losing the Grammies too?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant Kitchen, she's cooking as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! How'd your date go with Jake?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, great! We couldn't keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y'know, he'd kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, stop it Phoebe, you're getting me all tingly.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All I could think of was y'know, \"Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And did he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm a lady Monica, I don't kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I just like him so much that I just feel like I've had 10 drinks today and I've only had six.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I haven't had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I'm never gonna have that feeling again am I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You sound like a guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, a guy would be saying, \"I'm never gonna get to sleep with anyone else.\" Oh my God! I'm never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! I've been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I'd be giving up! I mean, I...I'm never gonna have a first kiss again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You'll have a last kiss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is helping Joey with his tie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"There's this kid in my class who said he's in love with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Whoa!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whoa what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross has a boyfriend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I do-I do not have a boyfriend. There's a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! I don't know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of...sexy professor vibe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It-it-The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y'know you-I couldn't concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what's it's like to be 19 and in love.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How'd you get over that teacher?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I didn't. I got under him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Problem solved.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bye Phoebe.","speaker":"Jake","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. Bye.","speaker":"Jake","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bye! We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's okay. You don't have to tip toe around me. I-I've been thinking about it and umm, y'know what? I'm okay about not having that new relationship feeling...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I miss you already!!","speaker":"Jake","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I miss you too!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"See? That's what I mean. I mean that, that's great! But I wouldn't trade in what I have for that. I mean I'm gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and that's what makes me happy. Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is don't you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh totally! Pull my finger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, Joey's category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male Character is McKensize...","speaker":"Announcer","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel's table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is it! This is my category.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know! My God! Do you have your speech?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I got my speech!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you got your gracious loser face?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"On TV?! Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"'Kay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to the presenter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"In The Category Of Favorite Returning Male Character The Nominees Are John Wheeler from General Hospital , Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless , Dunkin Harrington from Passions , and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives . And the Soapie goes to......Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless!","speaker":"The Presenter","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What the?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives.","speaker":"Announcer","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop , from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is......Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldn't be with us tonight so I'll be accepting this award on her behalf. And I'm sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. She'd also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel who's sittin' right there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God you stole her award!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no! No, I'm accepting it on her behalf.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey I don't think you know what behalf means.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure I do! It's a verb! As in, \"I behalfin' it!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joey, you have got to take this back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But why?! I should've won one and I really want it and she didn't even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of 'em.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you really want an award you didn't win?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! I want an award I did win! But nobody's giving me any of those! Plus-Hey Rach, if-if I put it up there right? When people come over they'll see it and they'll think I won it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can scratch that right off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You don't want to win an award this way. You're very talented. And someday you're gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right? Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'll take it back tomorrow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"If I can't have it you can't have it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Professor Geller?","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda hoping you could change my grade.","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And why exactly would I do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because I'm in love with you.","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm all...in love with you and stuff. So could you change my grade?","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well why not you changed Ned's grade!","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well that's different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No he's not! He's totally yanking your chain! He's done this with three other teachers!","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's got a girlfriend!","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe someone would do that for a grade.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know! It's awful. I love you.","speaker":"Lewis","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Ross glares at him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Have you seen Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"'Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that I'm not gonna have and it's freaking me out. I don't know what to do about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, don't sweat it. Chandler is nowhere around so go ahead get it out of your system. That guy's cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe! Come on I'm serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No that is the last thing you want to do!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Because you're marrying him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You gotta help me out here Pheebs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, I've never been engaged and I've never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So I'm not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That is correct! Yes, you're supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Your mother told you this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're right! Go! Go tell Chandler! Hurry before it's too late! Wait no! Does this also mean putting out doesn't get you love?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I cannot believe I'm gonna meet Jessica Ashley!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I'm totally cool!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come in.","speaker":"Jessica Ashley","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Jessica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey Jess.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, this is my friend Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Jessica Ashley","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'Sup?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh listen, here's your Soapie. I accepted it for ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! I won! Do you have any idea what this means?!","speaker":"Jessica Ashley","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, that-that-that's it? You're gonna, you're gonna put it on your self or anything?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if you'll excuse me.","speaker":"Jessica Ashley","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Take it back?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y-y-yeah! Yeah you do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Kinda. They're really big.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Doesn't it ever just freak you out that-that you're never gonna be with anybody new again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just, I love you so much. Just...It's just sometimes it bothers me that I'm never gonna have that feeling. Y'know when you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting? Y'know that rush?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. No, see when I first meet somebody it's uh it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, but all right you're a guy, does it not freak you that you're never gonna sleep with anybody else?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I'm afraid even more sweating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Even with me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well yeah! But now that I know that you're having these thoughts, I'm back to panic, anxiety, and uh I'm definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Come here! Come here! Sweetie you don't have to worry. No, besides y'know what? I'm gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Water! Water! Water!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's classroom, he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that I'm changing your grade back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! Why?","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"'Cause I know what you're trying to pull here. Okay? It's not gonna work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.","speaker":"Ned Morse","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I'm not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay--Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You don't love me and you never did! Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, I'll be right with you. Don't make this worse and I'll give you a C. Shall we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll be out in a second.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe notices the Soapie on the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh. It's just so unexpected! I...I uh...Boy I'll tell you it's just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y'know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay honey, you can finish this later we're gonna be late. We gotta go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Please, don't play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":18,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey! How was your audition?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, do I know you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nothing, I'm just practicing blowing you off because I'm gonna be a big movie star!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! You got it?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What was it for?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The next, next?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago who's supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy's right after him. Hello!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey! It's Estelle! I just talked to the casting people; they loved you!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They loved me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! Oh. Uh, okay uh let me call you back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"They want me to be totally naked in the movie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know! My grandmother's gonna see this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Grandma's gonna have to get in line.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monica's now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. But a part of me also can't wait 'til it's over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I gotta make up the guest bedroom. Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cassie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, I haven't seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, she's 25 years old.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So what! I still have-No you're probably right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Subtle guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well okay-Well don't ruin it! Just play along at least!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. Sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know! It's not like it's porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Y'know? And the nudity is really important to the story.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's what you say about porn.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're right. Maybe I shouldn't even go on the call back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well that's true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My character's catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. It's really sweet and-and tender.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Plus, everyone's gonna see your thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica's shower.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well when can we have this shower?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well that's only two days away. What is the other option?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yesterday!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We're done!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can't do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There's just too much to do! It's impossible! We can't do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel, calm down!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. I'm sorry. You're right, you're right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just calm down woman!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, I already, I already did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, here. What time?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"4 o'clock. Food?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Finger sandwiches and tea.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ooh great! Very Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And chili!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Both!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We're paying for this y'know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Neither.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Lusts of the flesh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I don't know. A cowboy theme?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know I'm-I'm really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh boy me too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know I was thinking if we had a...a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's me! Come on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. But wait, we can't. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we're supposed to have lunch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Shrill?! The wedding is back on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who don't know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi! Nice to meet you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nice to meet you too.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, are you ready to go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can't help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll be right with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cassie needs to stay at your place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What-why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Because Purvry Perverson over here can't stop staring at her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! Chandler she's our cousin!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It's called being a good conversationalist. Watch. Say something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You were staring about eight inches south of there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wafer thin ice!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A Casting Director's Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, I'm back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi-hi Joey.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Actually, I tried to call to you. You didn't need to come down here today.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh great! Y'know I would've been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y'know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait Joey! You didn't need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And scene! Huh? Wasn't that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, the director thinks you're really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! Sure! That's great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as it's handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Terrific! Well uh, there's one more thing. Uhh, uh it's really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish. So...","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So...What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what I'm saying?","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be...","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Barmifsaed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(The casting director shakes her head.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So to get this part you can't be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But you are?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But you told them you weren't?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! Wow! And it's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with? What were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell 'em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to...grow a turtleneck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Unless!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Unless what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well I'm not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head I'm thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them and inside is everyone's individual birth stone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don't have a guest list.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! What's up Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well uh, I'm trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Have at it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. All right, turkey. Eh, that won't work. Cheese? That won't work. Olive loaf? I hope that won't work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you makin' him a sandwich?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No it's umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I'm gonna go guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We have to get her a present?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay but look! Look at what I got! It's her address book! We have a guest list!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God you're amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cassie?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross!","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, that's right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah yeah, sorry about that.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's okay. Come, come on in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica's place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And I'd also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah-No!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she's eating.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cassie, how you-how you doin' on that...hot dog.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm all done.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you 'til you cried? We're probably too old to do that now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'll always remember that summer, because it's when I got all of these freckles.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I'll always remember that summer because that's when I realized that we are related.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It took you that long to figure it out, huh?","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I'm, I'm a little slow. Just as our children would be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, it's Monica's bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How are you? Good. Hi, thanks for coming.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh thank you.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The other woman declines.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you. No? All right. Oh, it's so nice to see you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No thanks.","speaker":"The Other Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Hey Rach?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who the hell are all these people?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. I called all the people in Monica's phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmm, y'know there's another word for people like that. Losers!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(A woman approaches.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi! I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I was her accountant four years ago.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohhhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm very interested to find out who's been doing her taxes these last four years.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know.","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Excuse us for a minute. You didn't tell her to come?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You were supposed to tell her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No I wasn't! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Fine, I'll go call her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! This looks great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Umm, this one is made of bologna.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, just until the glue dries.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay? Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it's gonna shrink.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well maybe we just take that one away.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that's really just for me. Okay. So, why don't you go into your room and try these on and we'll see-get a better idea of what's gonna work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Toothpick?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What are you trying on now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The fruit roll up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Delicious.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?! Which one?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"The Silly Putty! It's not so silly anymore!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She's your cousin. She's your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she'd think you were sick! Or would she? Let's back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever. Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I'm going in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They exchange looks, smile, and shrug their shoulders before Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss her, but she expertly backs away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! What the hell are you doing?!","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Say something clever! Okay, doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. Any words will do. Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! I-I, I uh haven't had sex in a very long time. Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe! Rachel! It's Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Monica, we are so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And then for forgetting to invite you to it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You al-you already had it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don't have either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We ruined everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well no wait a minute that's not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What do you, what do you mean?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents without having to talk to people I don't even like!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Surprise...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sur-surprise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"...Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The casting director's office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And what's cool is, the character is from Naples, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My whole family's from Naples!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh that's great! Okay, well I've heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie...","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, this is awkward part.","speaker":"The Casting Director","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. I totally understand. You need to y'know make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don't you worry; I have nothing to hide. So there you go, that's me. One hundred percent natural! I tell ya, that has never happened before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! No problem! I...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Cassie Geller","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She's not your cousin!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":19,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they're all talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Probably Monica and Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi. Could I have a pack of Newport Lights, please?","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh umm, uh we don't sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street.","speaker":"Gunther","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That'd be great, thanks.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I don't think I have the energy for this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Melissa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, what's up with you?!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wh--Why don't I tell you over here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So last I heard you were gonna get married. Oh poor Ray-ray.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no! It's good! It's all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I will not! I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh shut up more! Now, are you friends with Ralph?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh please...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you?!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh tomorrow, oh I don't know. Um...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You do now. You're having dinner with me.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Shut up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I-I've got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! Oh, there you are. Umm, so listen, just call me. Here's my card.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, wow thanks! Oh you're in real estate!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh no, that's-that's an old card. Umm, I wanted to get out of that and-and do something where I can really help people and-and make a difference.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wow! What do you do now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm a party planner. I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey guys! Look who's back! It's Ray-ray!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"She seems really, really fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"She's actually very sweet and we used to be very close.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Wait a minute, she isn't... She's not the one who you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Who you what? Who you what?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who you-what?!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It's not a big deal!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"They were lovers.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No we weren't! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y'know, ended up...kissing for a bit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"So that's two of my wives.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay so this is where the band is. And this is where the bar is. And all these pins have people's names on them. And Rach, here you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh wow. Why don't we just take me and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. These pins aren't for playing are they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, relax it's not a contest. Certainly not a close one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Stop picturing it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like they're having fun don't they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh! Let's see, well...if this is the wedding hall then umm you're parents will be at home in Queens.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What they're not invited?! Oh no, that's terrible! They're gonna be crushed!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why would they think they're invited?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You got me. I don't...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry. I thought parents were coming! Y'know? Your parents are comin'! Chandler's parents are comin'! Ross's parents are comin'!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross's parents are my parents!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well-well-see? Parents are comin'!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Y'know I think we should invite them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh please, you just want more blue pins.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well this is just sad!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That is not a problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Maybe you'll order a little sangria?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, get out of here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there's anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, thanks a lot for hookin' me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm Monica's maid of honor. Okay? Don't try to blue pin me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, what's the deal with these? These-these look nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when they're done with them they just send 'em back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You mean like for award shows?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Some of them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, \"You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Honey, might I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less E!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, who wore those?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, well let's see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This one is uh Paul O'Neil.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who's that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pierce Brosnan?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"007?! This is James Bond's tux?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's a pretty cool tux.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, it's not just that, I would be England's most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. Would Monica let me wear this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We should really learn how to play the real way.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I like our way. Oh! Chess!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nice move.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, what are you going to wear?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Huh. Does Monica know about this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Can I please be there when you tell her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? I can't. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can I come?! I won't even talk! You'll just hear the noise from my video camera.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What is this? What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey's!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time...she and I y'know...kissed a little bit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sure that happened.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It-it did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey. It happened!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Why are you taking this away from me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay! I just-I didn't know that you are a lesbian.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian! I'm just saying that this happened!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay, it just seems pretty wild and you're so-y'know so...vanilla.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Vanilla?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm not vanilla! I've done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"To Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"All right, y'know what? If you don't want to believe me about this, why don't you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay! All right! Yeah! 'Cause I just can't picture it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman's tux!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film...that Batman film he was in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You can't wear that! I'm wearing the famous tux! James Bond's tux!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So-If you wear that you'll make mine less special.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler mimics him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please, don't take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, it's my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"When I got married you slept with my sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That was pretty 007.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Oh good-good you're here! All right, I figured it out. I'm gonna take two tables of eight, I'm gonna add your parents, and I'm gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, they're not coming.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They...feel a little unwanted.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh that's too bad. It's true, but too bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look Mon, if you could just call my mom...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on! Look just-just tell-let her know that you really want them to be there. Let's not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No she hasn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is it her fault that some of them didn't make it to you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, what am I going to say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know. Just uh, just tell 'em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or-No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don't think you can blame it on them so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello? Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? Hi, this is Monica Geller. Yeah I'm just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent weren't delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! T-Tell me about it! Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! What are they Irish?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...anyway, his name is Allan and we've been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, that's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmm Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What one?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Y'know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, isn't a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin' Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Remember?! We-come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...we went back the house and we got really silly and we...we made out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what you're talking about.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross is Batman!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Batman has a utility belt!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"007 has a fancy car!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Batman has the Batmobile!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"007 gets all the ladies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Batman has Robin! We get ESPN right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and I'll make you a nice martini.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Actually, I don't like martinis.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, yum!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"The show?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right. Right. The wedding, gotcha. But I mean, it's gonna start a little late right? I mean, weddings start late. Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Have you ever been to one of my weddings?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is it's the same day as my niece's christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. 'Cause my part's just in the beginning I'm not even in the rest of the show-Wedding!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The wedding starts at six.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little 'til they get there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You'll vamp?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah y'know, like warm up the crowd. Ask 'em where they're from. 'Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I'm a minis-tainer! There is no one better! There is no one greater!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How can you not remember us kissing?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wh... Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldn't stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin' together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, somewhere Joey's head is exploding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah-but come on-Listen, I'm sorry I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesn't believe me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rachel, it's okay. You don't have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She didn't.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You just carry that around?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Between you and...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Gunther. Hey-hey! Why don't we put them on? Y'know get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I would but mine doesn't fit. The pants are a little tight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, does that mean that you're not going to wearing yours?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let me try it on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin' in there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! What's this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let me see that! Oh man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right that's it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don't care!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. They're so happy they get to be a part of your special day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, you're welcome. And tell them we're really glad they're coming.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this is for party time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the restaurant, Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It happened! I am telling you it happened!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I don't think I'll be calling you because umm, y'know you've gotten weird. Take care you guys.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(She's about to get in when...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and I'm not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you don't remember that, maybe you will remember this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"My God! You love me!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin' together I... I just didn't want to tell you 'cause I didn't think that you'd return my love, and now that you have...","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aww, look who's being suddenly shy. You can't tell me you don't feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I-I-I-I'm just...I'm just a good kisser!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh you don't have to be sorry. I'm...I'm obviously kidding. I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her. I don't hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I don't...picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh...kiss good-bye? No? Okay.","speaker":"Melissa Warburton","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What the hell was that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I've had better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right! I found one that fits!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well y'know what they say, the 23rd time's the charm. Aww, look at you all handsome!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whose is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whose is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't want to say.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, come on! I don't care! Come on! Whose is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Diane Keeton.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":20,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you realize that four weeks from today we're getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you realize you get louder each week?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I figured I'd buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! But I know exactly what I'm going to say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you happen to know what I'm going to say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Let's just do it right now. Okay? It won't be hard. Just say what's in your heart.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica, there are no words... There are no words! This should not be this hard!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, uh... Oh hey, you've done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should've seen her. Writing, writing, writing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica has hit a writer's block as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Monica what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What is the emergency?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You have to help me! I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Cut to the guys.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, why don't you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not sure I can do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"...everyone, this is Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Cut to the girls.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, \"Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ennnh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut back to the girls.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well maybe you don't talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y'know all the things that he's taught you. Like... Or all the things you taught him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two three, four , five, six, and seven!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"There are seven?! That's one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's kind of an important one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, y'know-y'know what, I was looking at it upside down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, y'know, sometimes that helps.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 ...7.....7...7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7...!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut to the guys.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, \"Monica...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Monica...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"\"...when I look back over our time together...\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, I can't do everything! Look back over your time together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You'll get one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh yeah? When?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Why won't I be married when I'm 40?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, no, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Uh, uh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandler's Hotel room in London in The One With Ross's Wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I'm getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Do you think he knew I was here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joey's apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Nice try.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Look, Monica...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Look!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"This is not going to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I bet this will work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"You are so great! I love you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Nothing! I said, I said \"You're so great\" and then I just, I just stopped talking!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"You said you loved me! I can't believe this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Yes, you did!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"You love me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Y'know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Then all your stuff would be here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Well, what if all my stuff was here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler entering his and Monica's apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"You wanted it to be a surprise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"(Monica gets down on one knee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Chandler... In all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky. As to...fall in love with my best...my best... There's a reason why girls don't do this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought... Wait a minute, I-I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Can we come it yet?! We're dying out here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Come in! Come in! We're engaged!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, what have you guys been up to?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How is \"Monica, I love your sweet ass,\" inappropriate?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How's Monica coming along with her vows?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well let's just say its she's lucky she has a sweet ass, 'cause she's not so good at the writing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well let's just hope it works. Y'know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe that's not true.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe they've been together for three years.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Has it been that long?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I've had a very long, hard day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Chicken? I could eat some chicken.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke--Diet Coke.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Cut back to Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't know why they didn't just tell us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I know! I mean it's not like we weren't cool about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[This starts a series of flashbacks starting with Monica and Chandler forcing Joey to keep his new found knowledge of their secret relationship in Monica's bedroom in The One With All the Kips.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You?! And-and you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"How?! When?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It happened in London.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"IN LONDON!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(They both grab him and stop him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no! You can't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"(Joey thinks it over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"All right! Man, this is unbelievable!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Arghh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe in Ross's new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what they're about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"YOU KNOW?!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ohhh!!!","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"HI!! Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"What?! What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Actually, it looks really good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Get in here!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandler's, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Bye Chandler! I miss you already.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Actually, I did!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode. Monica and Chandler are confronting Joey in his apartment about Phoebe's knowledge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Phoebe knows about us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Well I didn't tell them!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Them?! Who's them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":96}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandler's that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":97}
{"text":"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Are you kidding?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":99}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":100}
{"text":"I can not believe he would do that to Mon-Whoa! Joey, do they know that we know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":101}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":103}
{"text":"They know you know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":105}
{"text":"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! Joey, you can't say anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":106}
{"text":"I couldn't even if I wanted too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":107}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and he's panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":109}
{"text":"She's bluffing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":111}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":112}
{"text":"He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Ooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":117}
{"text":"I like that! Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Joey! Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":119}
{"text":"It's not my first time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":120}
{"text":"[Cut to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":121}
{"text":"You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":122}
{"text":"Okay, give me a second! Did you clean up in here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Of course.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":124}
{"text":"[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Oh, you're-you're going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Umm, not without you, lover. So, this is my bra.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":127}
{"text":"It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":128}
{"text":"You should be. I'm very bendy. I'm gonna kiss you now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Not if I kiss you first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":130}
{"text":"(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Ooh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Here it comes. Our first kiss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":134}
{"text":"(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":136}
{"text":"And why not?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":137}
{"text":"Because I'm in love with Monica!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":138}
{"text":"You're-you're what?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":139}
{"text":"(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Love her! That's right, I...LOVE...HER!!! I love her!! I love you, Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":141}
{"text":"I love you too Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":142}
{"text":"I just-I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":143}
{"text":"So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":144}
{"text":"Well actually, Ross doesn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":146}
{"text":"[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":147}
{"text":"No! No! Wh... What are you doing?!! GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":148}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, you're friend's getting married, it's gotta change things.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You really think it would be that different?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How could it not be? I mean pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, things change.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It'll be okay Joe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I just...I like things the way they are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, they're all going through an old photo album.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, who's this little naked guy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That little naked guy would be me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Aww, look at the little thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who are those people?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Got me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Looks like a fun gang.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nono, that would be me again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, you guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, we were just talkin' about you guys gettin' married and how great it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that's what you really want.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh that's so sweet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So we both finished our vows.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, can we read them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't hear Chandler's and he doesn't hear mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monica's and the guys read Chandler's. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, that's beautiful.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Funny one! That's good!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Monica, will-will you marry me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Ross laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What? I don't get it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Ross points to the explanation and he gets it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh man, this is hilarious.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Chandler!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Don't worry honey, we'll make yours funnier.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandler's new vows.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, what do you guys think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I have never known love like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You really like it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude! How-how did you write this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I stole Monica's and changed the name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can't do that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If he goes first he can!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy out for a little spin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait a minute! You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, well he's my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin' good. When do I get to take that baby out again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You let Joey drive it?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I've never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Nice work everybody! So much for the y'know, \"You can drive it, but don't tell Rachel\" plan!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! I can't believe you lied to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won't let you drive the Porsche is because you're a terrible driver. There! That wasn't about the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, you got a couple hours?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whew! That was a brisk ride!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Take the top down did ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Only way to fly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Rachel laughs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what she's talking about! I am an excellent driver!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(A woman walks by and smiles at Ross's hair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She must've seen me cruising in the bad boy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I think she's checking out your beehive Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?! Give-give me a brush.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Gimme the keys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well no brush!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Fine! Y'know what? It doesn't matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alimony.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler, we still haven't gotten an RSVP from your dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler! He's your father; he should be at the wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't even know the man. Okay? We're not the close. I haven't seen him in years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well he doesn't have to know! It's not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Trust me, you don't want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So what! As long as he's not wearing a white dress and a veil I don't care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahhh! Ooh, nice!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Suddenly from out of nowhere Ross dives onto the hood.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you think you're doing?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Just washing the windshield.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don't you just hand over the keys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"{Transcriber's Note She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? It's a tradition left over from Porsche's racing history. The world's greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The driver's left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. That's why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look Ross, if you're so freaked out, just get in the car!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"With you?! Yeah right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you doing?! Get in the front!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"In the death seat?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They drive off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey sweetie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ready to go?","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monica's. I'll be right back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute!","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? Oh. Ooh. Whoa! That one kept going.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Over a month.","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure, I'd like that.","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So uh, what's your name?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Its Jake.","speaker":"Man","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey. Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, big fan.","speaker":"Jake","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Me too! There's a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.","speaker":"Jake","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's your suitcase. We're going to Las Vegas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers-Think of the money we'll save!! We're not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It's time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know we already went over this and I won!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No you didn't. Oh and honey just so you know, now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look forget it okay? I don't want to go. I don't want to see him. I don't wanna.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you'd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y'know it's hard enough to be fourteen. You're skinny. You're wearing speedoes-That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there's your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? That's a, that's a pretty great dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who's Mr. Girabaldi?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Does it matter?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler, you're not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it's time that you let that stuff go. If your father's not at your wedding...you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah o-okay, but I'm just doing this for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So I really never get to win anymore?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How much did ever really win before?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, you know how uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, when Jake did it I saw that...he was wearing women's underwear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know. They were mine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. No! No wait, that's weird!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, it's not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's weird!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm wearing his briefs right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's...kinda hot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And! Y'know what Jake says? That women's underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah well next thing you know, he'll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I'm thinking even more than you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women's underwear! I don't think you could ever do that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay whatever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You've seen my huge stack of porn right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You don't have a valid driver's license-Okay that is it! Pull over right now!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh Ross you're so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What-what are you doing?! Are you-Okay that's not funny! Just stop horsing around!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Suddenly a siren goes off behind them.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? You think so?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was talking to myself! You're going down!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is walking from the bathroom to his bedroom and walks past a pile of Rachel's laundry, which just happens to include a selection of panties. He stops, goes back to the basket, looks for Rachel, picks up a lavender thong, and heads for his bedroom. However, he decides he doesn't like his selection and goes back this time picking up a red low-cut silk brief and heads for his room, flexing along the way to prove his masculinity.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) I'm-I'm sorry I'm new. I don't...","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Waiter in Drag: (To Chandler) Hm-mmm?","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler: Yeah, I just ordered a beer! (Pounds the table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're straight. I get it.","speaker":"Waiter In Drag","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No! I don't want him to know we're yet! I'm not sure I'm ready for that. And besides he's not gonna be too happy to see me either.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know if I've told you this, but he's kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, he's made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Y'know it's all very Cats in the Cradle-I don't want to get into it. Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket!","speaker":"Announcer","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(There's applause as Helena turns around and it's Kathleen Turner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello darlings.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And there's daddy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! I'll go under, you go over!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll get right on that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh come on Ross!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, I'm sure we won't get arrested for this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(She sits back up as the policeman approaches. She undoes her top button.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can I see your license please?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yes, absolutely! Y'know, it's weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh...well I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Your license?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's Hanson.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oops sorry, my mistake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Dear Lord!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Here it comes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is a great picture.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?! You think so? Y'know, I had just rolled out of bed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah? Well you look phenomenal.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know you're-you're probably wondering about the old date on there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes I am.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You're an Aquarius, huh?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I bet you're a Gemini.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Taurus?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Virgo?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Sagittarius?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I knew it! I knew it, ahh....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well I tell you what...","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You're not gonna speed anymore right?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I won't speed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And you promise you'll get this taken care of right away?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I promise.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Can he handle the stick?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I can handle the stick!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: 4 Queens Club, Helena Handbasket is singing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and...","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Gay!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That can't be your father.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Believe me, I've been saying that for years. Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy! Hello! And welcome to the show. I see some of our regulars in the audience. And a couple of irregulars.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He's coming into the audience. He's coming into the audience.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Relax! You'll be fine. Oh much better. You're invisible now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where are you from?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bakersfield.","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bakersfield!","speaker":"Guy","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No-no I heard! I'm just sorry.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It can't happen like this. Okay? I'll meet you back at the hotel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(He gets up to walk out, but Helena spots and stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Can we have our drinks please?! Waiter-Uh, tress!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check it out. How much of a man am I?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know, I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The silk? Feels really good!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! And-and things aren't as...smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's great Joe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! You've got cotton, silk, lace! And y'know what I've always wondered about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Pantyhose! Y'know? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here... I should go take these off shouldn't I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think it's important that you do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey agrees and heads to take them off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: 4 Queens Club, scene continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what's your name?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler? What an unusual name! You must've had terribly fascinating parents.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, they're a hoot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And who is your friend?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm-I'm Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monica! Where are you from?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"New York.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not very fond of New York. Queens I like. Ooh, what is this sparkle something! Honey! Huh?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually Monica and I are engaged.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?! Congratulations. When's the big day?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"In...in two weeks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. So you're bald?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! We'd really love it if you could be there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We?","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know it would make me happy, ma'am.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well I wouldn't miss it for the world. Oh! I'm getting all misty here! You'd think I was having my legs waxed or something.","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah. Thanks for making me do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life... It's raining men!","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hallelujah!","speaker":"The Chorus Line","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's raining men!","speaker":"Helena","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Amen!","speaker":"The Chorus Line","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"When I was growing up I...played the one on the far left.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Porsche, cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Remind me to introduce you to someone!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fourth gear!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Suddenly a siren goes off.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! What does he want?! I wasn't doing anything!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two o'clock position.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe it's uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's a different guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The policeman walks up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good evening officer.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ah no. I don't, but it could not have been more than sixty.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're right. It was 37.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I mean you're not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(There's a pause as Ross gets suddenly flirtatious.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know of-officer I uh...I had the weirdest dream last night...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Your license please.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You don't-you don't want to hear about my dream Officer...Pretty?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's Petty. I'll be right back with your ticket.","speaker":"Policeman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You have a son!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know. I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is returning from having removed Rachel's panties.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Feel better?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that I'm y'know insecure about my manhood or anything y'know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I understand.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! Okay! Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Maybe it's because I'm on television. I'm an actor on Days of Our Lives.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"$4.50 please.","speaker":"Waitress","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, let me get this. These are for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":22,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you realize this is probably the last time we'll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why?! What's happening to the coffee house?! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Old?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The young hot ball and chain.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's much better.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Op! We gotta go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, where are you guys going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're gonna pick up the wedding dress then we're gonna have lunch with mom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah. Joey you're-you're having lunch with my mom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what? Actually I'm kinda glad they're leaving 'cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, its...Its not that. Umm, now what I'm going to say to you, I'm not saying as your friend. Okay? I'm-I'm saying as it as Monica's older brother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But you're still my friend?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Not for the next few minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"During this time...are you, are you still my best man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Do I still call you Ross?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica's older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! What? I'm-I'm-I'm serious! Come-Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I'm-I'm not kidding here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So are we...friends again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What 'cha doing Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are they?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, so far I have uh, my bride's maids dresses won't get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don't have my something blue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Those are all the things I'm responsible for!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I had to go with the odds Rach.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn't get the part?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The commercial?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That play?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That other play?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The movie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes that's the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Back then y'know, we called the Great War. It really was!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh that's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! Wait! You can't start today! Today's the rehearsal dinner!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no, I'll be done by then.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know! All right, I'll see you guys over there! I'm off to fight the Nazis.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Go ahead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You're gonna be late! Go! Go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Who did we fight in World War I?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Mexico?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes! Very good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table. He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey! We're ready.","speaker":"The Assistant Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Richard? We're ready for you. Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby he's playing Vincent.","speaker":"The Assistant Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm doing my scenes with you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nice to meet you Joey.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! I can't believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No I didn't.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think you did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think I lost. Three times.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh...Cookie?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay! We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys don't mind, can we run it a couple of times?","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, sure.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, all right. Let's do it. And...Action!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We have to find the rest of the platoon!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Joey wipes his eye.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No. Nope, I uh...I th-I thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Y'know? He's uh, he's a face toucher.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't think so. Let's take it back to Richard's last line. Action!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, we gotta go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Here's a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, include more people in this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow we'll be getting married?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I just, I can't believe that we made it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well you don't have to sound so surprised.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry but...nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well...honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Honestly? Me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. Y'know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I'll go all...Chandler. But nothing has.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ohh, I'm so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it's really, it's made me stay calm. I coulda been worse!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. I'll be right there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi! If you're calling before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler. But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Chandler freaks out and loosens his tie.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner, Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive. A woman enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Maureen! Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're the Bings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Rachel walk up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mr. and Mrs. Bing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I...I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, please! My make-up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler's Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mom. Thanks for wearing something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon there'll be lots of little Bings.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Monica and her parents walk up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's lovely to meet you.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So are you his mother or his father?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Jack!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?! I've never seen one before!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Dad! There's Ross , why don't you go talk to him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I didn't even have a chance to act as though I'm okay with it!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hello all!","speaker":"Charles Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi...dad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi Mr....Bing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Nora!","speaker":"Charles Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Charles.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It-it's so great to see you both here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?","speaker":"Charles Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"...of course you can kick his ass son.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You could kick anyone's ass you want too.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thanks you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler's dad and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah! But I don't know what he looks like!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"He is the man in the black dress.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Man in the black dress... Hi! I'm Rachel! I'm a friend of Monica and Chandler's!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm Amanda.","speaker":"Woman","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh I get it! A...man...duh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Can I have everyone's attention please? I'm uh; I'm Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Doctor Ross Geller.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Dad...dad, please! As I was saying umm, I'm Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I'm the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she's the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you'd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we're here to celebrate. To the Bings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"To the Bings!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, I'm gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who wants it? Anybody?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I said I'll do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nobody wants to do it? All right, I'll do it myself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica! I'm not gonna screw it up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what? You're right, I'm sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well of course that is what I'm here for!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ugh! What grandmother?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Where have you been?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Are you going back to work?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice shades.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won't get spit in the eyes, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Great! All right. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, where's Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, I think he's in Rachel's room. See ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler? Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is uh, is Monica here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She's steaming her dress, why? What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think Chandler's gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He left that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Tell Monica I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What's up? Tell Monica I'm sorry. Tell her yourself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Chandler just left though!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah but, maybe it's not what we think. Maybe it's tell Monica I'm sorry I...drank the last of the milk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he's changed his name, y'know? Tell Monica I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think it means he freaked out and left!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't be so negative! Good God! Isn't it possible that Sorry is sitting in there right now?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look-Okay, I'm just gonna-I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay but if you don't find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I will, I will find him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just the last two pages.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They go onto the set.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I found the picture!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(He's still spitting and Joey holds his script in front of his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Picture? What picture?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay uh, look I know you're a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But you're spittin' all over me man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well of course I am!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know you've been spitting on me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Didn't know that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! Picture? What picture? Eh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. No, I haven't seen him.","speaker":"Gunther","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh damn!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He's getting married tomorrow right?","speaker":"Gunther","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine. We'll uh, we'll see you tomorrow at the wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I wasn't invited.","speaker":"Gunther","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well then we'll-we'll see you the day after tomorrow. Mom?! Dad?! What-what...what you guys doing here?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought we'd see what all the fuss is about.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I certainly see what the girls like coming here.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The sexy blonde behind the counter.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Gunther?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Your mother just added him to her list.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Your-your list?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, the list that-of people we're allowed to sleep...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I'm looking for him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Ross points at him and exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Action!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I found the picture!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What picture?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The picture of my wife! In your pack!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You went through my personal property?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because Vincent, we were lovers. For two years!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Cut! Wonderful!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great scene yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh you're awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thanks a lot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Here's your call sheet for tomorrow.","speaker":"The Assistant Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I'm-I'm not working tomorrow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You are now.","speaker":"The Assistant Director","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! No! I can't! You gotta get me out of it! I've got plans! Important plans!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(The AD walks away wiping his face.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross said there's still no word from Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh man.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Well there's one down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm getting married today!!! I think I just cracked a rib. But I don't care because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know she might not even notice he's gone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna start getting ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"God! Don't-We can't let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she'll be in the gown and then he won't show up and then she's gonna have to take off the gown...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can't do this here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just...It's just so sad!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, but you've got to pull yourself together! Monica can't see you like this! Then she'll know something's wrong!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know. I know. Oh God. There's no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, that's gone too. This is Monica's bathroom right?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No-no! I-I...I found one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh thank you! Oh God! Can I have another one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure. Do you need some floss?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn't show up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh here's a whole bunch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I mean she's gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, \"Oh that poor girl.\" Y'know? Then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant. So I guess she won't be totally alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know! Monica's gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Anything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn't heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler's parents again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You told them he was missing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I'm interested in them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, we've got to tell her he's gone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! Hey! Hey! We can't!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross, she's gonna start getting ready soon!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, can't you at least stall her a little? I'll-I'll go back to some of the places I went last night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, well how much time do you need?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"One hour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Give me two.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then why do you ask?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(They all go into the hallway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, wish me luck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. I'm going with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross, you're tired. You've been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. Wait, do you know how you're going to stall her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll figure something out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"All right. Good luck.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler's.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey! Okay, so I thought we'd start with my make up and then do my hair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Umm... I'm never gonna getting married!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No Monica! I'm serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Any woman would be lucky to have ya.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Rachel! You okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is reporting for work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me, Aaron? Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn't supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating so I really can't work past four.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you. It's not like it's your wedding.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm having surgery!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry about me. But, I'm having surgery today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What kind of surgery?!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Transplant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But you're supposed to work on Monday.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hair transplant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But you're not bald.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's not on my head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look Joey, there's nothing I can do. Besides, you're probably gonna be out by four anyway. We've just got one short scene. It's just you and Richard, and God knows he's a pro. You'll be fine. Morning Richard.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! You're here! Great! Great! Great! Let's get going buddy, we've got a scene to shoot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm wearing two belts.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you drunk?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes you are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We are never gonna find him! He's one guy in a huge city!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! Is that him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That is an old, Chinese woman!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He could be in disguise, y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aw, y'know...Y'know, maybe we're-we're just approaching this all wrong. If you're Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you'd go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to an office building.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So this is your office?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How did you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What the hell are you doing?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica. How is she?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She's fine. She doesn't know you're gone. And she doesn't have to know, okay? Now come on, we're going home.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! No! No! I can't do that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings! I can't be the Bings!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's wrong with being the Bings?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Then you are neither of your parents!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody's! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I've met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don't race cars! I don't make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afr...It's too huge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know, okay. You're right. It is huge. So why don't we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well yeah, but then...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah-No-but-but-but-but! We're just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that's not scary right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Depends on what you mean by we.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes! And that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I'm sorry! I have to start getting ready! I'm getting married today!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. But wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Let's go to lunch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't go to lunch!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh good God! I've fallen down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. All right. Honey listen. When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you're-you're really freaking me out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We can't find Chandler...-'s vest. We can't find Chandler's vest.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Found the vest! I mean we're gonna have to keep an eye on it, y'know make sure we don't lose it again...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh wow! Okay. Don't scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, \"Oh my God! The worst has happened!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That can be arranged.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Let's reset.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let's take it from there.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you a little off today? It's going terribly slowly.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I'm the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Of course! I'm-I'm sorry. I-I'd hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Still rolling, annnnd action!","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Now, that can be arranged! Slippery little bugger!","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hotel, Monica's room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here comes the bride.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I wanna wear this everyday.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You look so beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm so happy for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, we got him back. Everything's fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Why? Where are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm still on the set!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know! I'm sorry! The guy's drunk, they won't let me go until we get this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm gonna have to find another minister.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! No, I'm the minister! All right, look-look, put 'em both on the phone, I'll marry them right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ugh! Joey, I have to go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! Don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(She hangs up anyway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasn't so scary, was it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah okay. Well, what's the next little bit?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Getting married. Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like you've done everything else!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. You're right. Hey I-I can do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, excuse me for a minute.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wh-Hey-Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh fresh air!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait! Maybe, maybe you're overreacting! You do that y'know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! Well, y'know. I mean there's no way Joey's gonna make it in time. So I'm gonna through the hotel and see if there's any other weddings going on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Oh but don't tell them Monica's pregnant because, they frown on that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he's so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It's a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.} Congratulations. Mazel Tov! Hi! Oh, great hat. Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?","speaker":"The Rabbi","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah. They're...they're-they're my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Hotel Room, Chandler and Monica's parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Hi! Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I thought he was with you.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He-he was with me umm, we're playing a little game, y'know? Hide and seek.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You can't ask us son, that's cheating.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But that was after the wedding, it's not bad luck then.","speaker":"Charles Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Honey, it isn't good luck.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Monica enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know! Hey, how's Chandler doin'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Great. He's doing great. Don't you worry about Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, you're-you're sweating.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"These-these are beads of joy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh that's sweet. Don't touch me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They both go out into the hall.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler's gone again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross just glares at her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy's hammered!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry Joey, as long as he's here and he's conscious we're still shooting.","speaker":"The Director","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He walks away and Joey does Ross's fist thing. He then enters Richard's dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So I uh, I just talked to the director. That's it, we're done for the day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well have we finished the scene?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! You...you were wonderful.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"As were you.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So I got your car, it's right outside.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why? Are we done for the day?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's what you told me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. You're welcome.","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! Here we go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Is that my ass?","speaker":"Richard Burke","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, just as the door closes and carries it with him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There he is!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Ross runs over and tackles him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hiiii-Ya!! I'm serious! You're not walking out on my sister!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's right! I'm not!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Then where the hell have you been?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know about Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?! What?! Talking about what?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You don't know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Know what-If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What? You'll hi-ya?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Monica's pregnant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God. Oh my God! And you're-you're...you're not freaking out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Cigarettes?!!","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that's when I uh, saw this. New York.) Yeah, y'know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can't be scary.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well you obviously didn't see Chucky 3.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she'd know I was okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Dude.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Mr. Geller turns the corner.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Way to go son! I knew you'd find him!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It's time for Monica and Chandler's wedding. We've got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we've got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Our little boy is getting married.","speaker":"Charles Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh look at you! So handsome!","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You look beautiful mom. You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. I'm so glad you here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you Chandler?","speaker":"The Rabbi","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you Joey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh. This is nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Finally, Monica with her parents on her arms start down the aisle.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh I wish you're grandmother had lived to see this.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She's right there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not that old crow, my mother. Congratulations darling.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I love you sweetheart.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Chandler steps off the altar to greet his bride-to-be.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You look beautiful. Is this new?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Not now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Who is this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I am Father Kalebasous.","speaker":"The Rabbi","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He's Greek Orthodox.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"As are you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Let us begin. Dearly beloved...","speaker":"The Rabbi","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's my line! I can take it from here, thanks. Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late. You may be confused by this now, but you won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let's get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(She turns to get her vows from Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"He took off?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Go on! Go on.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Chandler, for so long I...I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, that's okay. Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah you do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Rings?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Aw crap! Okay-uh...uh let's-let's do the rings.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other's fingers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":41}
{"text":"We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. Now kiss her again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(They kiss and everyone applauds.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I love you. And I know about the baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":44}
{"text":"What baby?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Our baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":46}
{"text":"We have a baby?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I didn't take a pregnancy test.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Then...who did?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh and they're gonna have a baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":54}
{"text":"[Fade to black.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":55}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":7,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said \"I do,\" and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great. Great! Just give me a sec to change film.","speaker":"Photographer","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do. And I'm so excited for you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica's pregnant!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Guys! I'm not pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah. Slow swimmers?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! What do you mean? You-you-you're not pregnant?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You didn't tell anybody I was did you?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! I'll be right back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now why don't we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.","speaker":"Photographer","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't! I-I don't have any other clothes here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Find some! Please! Anything that doesn't say I-I died tragically in France.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well then why don't we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.","speaker":"Photographer","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren't pregnant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Because I'm not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We found your test in the trash, if you're not pregnant--It's because I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler's stunned faces.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?! What are you talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes, I...I am with child. And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day; I didn't want to steal your thunder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Who's the father?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I can't say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Why?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I can't say because he's famous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God, who is it?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay, okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"As in Barbara Streisand's husband James Brolin?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?! Well he never said that to me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why don't we have Monica step away and we'll get Chandler and the bridemaids.","speaker":"Photographer","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How about just the bridemaids?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"For you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can't deal with this just quite yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You said that she was, I just didn't disagree with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sneaky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Smile ladies.","speaker":"Photographer","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh! Oh by the way?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"James Brolin?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he's gay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!","speaker":"Bandleader","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(They enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Before we go out there I've got a present for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Honey, I'm going to put my hand in your pocket!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I've been taking dancing lessons.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh that is so sweet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know, it's these new shoes, they're all slippery.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, are you going to be able to do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not well.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, the good news is, I don't think anyone's looking at us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, are you ready to talk about it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, we'll talk about something else then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Who's the father?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ugh! Look honey y'know what? I haven't told him yet, so until I do I don't think I should tell anybody else.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah. That's fine. That's fair. Is it Tag?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Phoebe!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Is it Ross? It's Ross isn't it-Oh my God, it's Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ah-hah! At least we know it's a him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh sweet Lord.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it's either this or a bathrobe! Look, what's more important, the way I'm dressed or me being with you on your special day?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Honey, I'm not even going to pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table he's at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hi. I'm uh, I'm Ross. I don't, I don't believe we've met. I'm Monica's older brother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh hi, I'm, I'm Mona from her restaurant.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You think so? I've always kinda hated it.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Aw come on, Mona Lisa?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Mona umm...Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no she's uh-well she's dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Linda Clickclocken. So what uh, what-what table are you at? Oh, uh me too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh good. Now there'll be someone there who likes my name.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Yes there will. Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert you've just been bumped up to table one. And if it's all right with you I'm gonna take your place at table six-Martin Clickclocken.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"That's better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Chandler darling! Look, my date has finally arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Congratulations.","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Dennis is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at auditions.","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"I don't believe we've met, Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Dennis Phillips","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Wow, I've admired your work for years. You-you've done some really amazing stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. Well if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment.","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Wow Dennis Phillips! That's great! How did you guys meet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Well, it's a funny story.","speaker":"Nora Tyler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Funny: Ha-Ha Or Funny","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"[Time lapse. The band is finishing another song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.","speaker":"Bandleader","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that it's the kid's table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"No, nine.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way which uh, which was misleading. Well I'm... Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? 'Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I would've done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and that's just for ugly people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"What size shoes do you wear?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Uh, eleven, eleven and a half.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Uh, I don't even really know where I left those. Sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Those aren't eleven and a half.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Okay fine! I'm a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, I'll show ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel at their table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Oh y'know what honey? Let's not talk about that right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"This is so huge.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Of course not nothing is. Between me and you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"...in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Hey! Y'know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"I don't know! Maybe they have tools.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Well I-I talked to and uh, she's definitely going to have this baby. Y'know, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Well, maybe that's, maybe that's really brave.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Well, there's a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize she's not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Uh-hmm. I'm just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Champagne?","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Oh yes! Thank you very much! Oh that's-that's actually how the French drink it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"(Monica gasps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"[Scene: continued from earlier, only now Phoebe joins them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, \"James, James Brolin, are you sure?\" James Brolin said...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rachel's really the one who's pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! Why bother?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How do you feel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make. Somebody just take this away from me!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes! Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How many ways are there to do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm-I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're a hundred percent sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, I'll-I'll take it again when I get home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'll run out and get you one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, you guys are so great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, wait a minute! Who's is the father?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh no, she won't tell us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, come on it's my wedding! That can be my present.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wh-Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"See? This is why you register.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross at the kiddie table. He reaches for something and a fart noise emanates which causes the kids to laugh.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It was the chair again! Okay? I'm not doing it! It what-look, I don't-y'know what-eh-eh... Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Umm, would you like to dance?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Dr. Geller?","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I wasn't farting! Uh, a little game from our table. Yes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ohhhh!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I'd be happy to. You are very sweet.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why don't we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah? Hop on. Is the pretty lady looking?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Keep dancing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"And the world will never know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"No-no! No! No! You don't tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks I'm a soap actor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"But you're not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Joey walks back inside just as Ross's dance is finishing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"No-no, thank you Miranda.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Melinda!","speaker":"Little Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"How cute was that?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"(Another little girl walks over to him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Can I go next?","speaker":"Second Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"What? Of course you can! Hop on!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay, but I get to hop on after her.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"I am so gonna score.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Second Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"I like your bow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"[Behind them, Joey goes up to the bandleader and interrupts the song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"I'd like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, \"Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!\" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. And-and there was some sad memories. I'm sorry. And-and some scared memories-Whoa! Eh? And then, and then I realized I'll always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. Oh! To the happy couple!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, the interrupted song is finishing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Bandleader","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"That was very nice Ashley.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Can we do it again?","speaker":"Ashley","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"No-no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"So, is it my turn now?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"(A large little fat girl walks over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"I'm next!","speaker":"Fat Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Uh, that's okay. You can dance with her first.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oh, you-you sure? Okay. Okay. So what's uh, what's your name.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Gert!","speaker":"Fat Girl","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"That's, that's pretty. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Dancing on your feet! Like the other girls did it.","speaker":"Gert","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Okay. Hop on Gert.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Why aren't you moving your feet?","speaker":"Gert","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":85}
{"text":"I'm trying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Faster! You're not going fast enough!","speaker":"Gert","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Maybe I should stand on your feet!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":88}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":89}
{"text":"So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Oh my God, that was for my benefit?","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Well, I'd like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know you're casting for this new show...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Look umm Joey, I-I don't think you're quite right for this project.","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Oh, see that's where you're wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didn't see it up there, just-just try me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":94}
{"text":"It's an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Well I'm not proud of this, but...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Oh my God! No-no-no! Please! Please! Don't-don't-don't!","speaker":"Dennis Phillips","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":97}
{"text":"[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Did it turn into sand?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, you'll be fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":101}
{"text":"No. No, I won't. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn't matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. Just try not to move your feet at all. There you go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":103}
{"text":"(Mr. Geller dances over.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":106}
{"text":"You stole my moves.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":107}
{"text":"[Scene: The Women's Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel's second test.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How much longer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"30 seconds.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"30 seconds, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Did I miss it? Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if it's positive, we're gonna...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh I know. I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Another woman starts to enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"The Girls","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Go ahead Rach.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(She goes over to look.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh wait! Y'know what? I can't, I can't look at it. I can't. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm, it's negative.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's negative.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! That is-that's great-that is really great-great news. Y'know 'cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well... Well, great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanks. God this is so stupid! How could I be upset over something I never had? It's negative?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, it's positive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's-it's not negative, it's positive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well yeah, I lied before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh God...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Now you know how you really feel about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh-oh, that's a risky little game!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you really gonna do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"With who?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ah, it's still not the time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Dedicated to the People of New York City","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I just didn't see the fast song coming.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Shh. Shh. Don't try to talk, we'll get you up to your room, we'll soak your feet, you'll be okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That is so sweet!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Tell me about it, I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's Joey right?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! How...How small are your feet?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Listen y'know what sir? For the last time, I don't care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler and Monica enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi! We're checking out of the bridal suite.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's right. I'm no longer a bride. I'll never be a bride again. Now, I'm just someone's wife!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And I'm the happiest guy in the world! Oh honey, come on don't be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah, right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We got the honeymoon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's not 'til Thursday.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The wedding pictures?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They won't be ready for weeks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not the disposable cameras from the tables.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's true! I knew I married you for a reason!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey giggles.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? What did you take a picture of?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nothing! It was something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you joking? Check out is not 'til noon and he has a good eleven minutes left.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until y'know, he screamed out Radisson at the end.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, well I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. 32 Joe. You're 32!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Here's a copy of your bill.","speaker":"Front Desk Clerk","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh thanks. Champagne, strawberries...Oh my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, that's sad. Mashuga nut?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Hotel Room, he is letting Chandler in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why not? It's built into the price of the room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah but you don't need--What is this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thread!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Score! Where are the disposable cameras?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What disposable cameras?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No you didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, \"Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?\" Yeah, then you did that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So you don't have the cameras?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No. Sorry man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So? What? What? They're gone! Monica's gonna freak!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I'm sure they're still somewhere here in the hotel. I'll-I'll help you look for them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"In-in three minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Chandler goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and then opens it again right away. Ross looks up and hands him the toilet paper Ross already packed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! But, they're callin' out to me! I mean this little guy even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Monica opens it anyways.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A tiny salt shaker!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good. Okay, I'm just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Whew. Although y'know, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean... I guess y'know it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well I guess it's okay to open one more if it's part of a set. Y'know, it's probably this one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Or this one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, how are you feelin'? Any morning sickness?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Shh-shh-shh! The guys don't know yet do they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! Joey and Ross don't know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebe's pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah that's right Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you of course.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Don't worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, 'cause I'm going to tell the father today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ew! No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! I think he's cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well then you have his baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Believe me I'm trying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wow. Y'know it is so weird. I mean, you're gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what's gonna happen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah. You're just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You're like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Pretty big? It's huge! God, this guy doesn't have a clue! He's just walking down the street thinking, 'I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!' then bam! He's a father and everything's different.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well it's only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I'm not gonna ask him for anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he's walking around thinking, 'Do I want to be a dad?' and then bam!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What was that bam?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I don't. He got...he-he-he-he's hit by a bus.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call! I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh Joey! Joey! No, it's not you! You didn't get anybody pregnant!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? Is somebody pregnant?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah. That's me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh my God Pheebs! You're gonna have a baby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, I'm gonna have a baby!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Whoa, wait a minute. Who's the father?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You don't know him. It's not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? 'Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"David Lynn.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"David Lynn! David Lynn! David Lynn!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Who's David Lynn?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Did you find the cameras?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. Did you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes! And that's why I'm under the table. Celebrating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-one's turned them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well this is great. Y'know, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, she's really depressed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All my energy is going into not asking that question. I can't believe I screwed this up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry man. Here's a thought. This is the same ballroom. There's a band. There's gonna be plenty of dressed up people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No-no-no, I'm saying we-we buy more of this at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody else's faces.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Marriage advice? Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Aren't these the same flowers?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, Monica picked out the flowers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What about the chairs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She picked those out too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How about the place settings?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That was her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What did you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I was in charge of the cameras! Gift shop?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? Is it Gunther?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! Phoebe, it's not Gunther.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank God, 'cause that hair on a baby...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven't told him yet and I don't think I can tell him at all now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, 'I'm gonna tell the father today' and then bam!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bus?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well-well but it is huge.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn't even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with. It's like, it's like ripping off this Band-Aid. Quick and painless, watch. Oh mother of...See?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! No! I shouldn't have even opened these! I mean I-Joey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Give me one more.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh good, uh you're here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Umm, now uh... It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y'know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hell yeah! I'll marry you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You can't marry him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey lady, your day's over! It's my turn!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why?! Why can't she marry me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can and I will!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She's not pregnant. It's Rachel. Rachel's the one who's pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn't have a baby in nine months!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Now I can't believe it! What? Rachel's pregnant? Who's the father?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ohh... I wonder if that dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"There's a dude?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Who? Who is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn't see who it was but...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Was that story over?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(They follow him and meet him in the hall coming out of his apartment carrying a sweater.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"The guy left this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh my God! I know who the father is...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"People have got to finish their stories!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Of course.","speaker":"Woman At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, would you take one of us?","speaker":"Man At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhh... Yeah sure. Click!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It didn't click.","speaker":"Woman At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I heard it. I heard it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But there was no flash.","speaker":"Man At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why won't you take our picture?","speaker":"Woman At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah. I'll take, I'll take your picture.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, your finger was covering the lens.","speaker":"Man At The Wedding","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won't quit. I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh God... Oh, he's in there right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, let's rip!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? Are you sure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, sorry. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork. The band stops.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why don't you go up on stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's my car!","speaker":"Anxious Wedding Guest","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A '95 LeSabre?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Anxious Wedding Guest","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A green LeSabre?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Anxious Wedding Guest","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes! Green-blue!","speaker":"Anxious Wedding Guest","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well go! Go move it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, you ready for the last picture?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Get ready to run. Congratulations on your wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, what's this about?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. This is my red sweater.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or...poison? No? Just for me? Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's going on Rach?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y'know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know, I'm actually glad Phoebe called. I know we broke up because you thought I wasn't mature enough, but I've really grown up and think we should get back together.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's just not the right time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It is the right time.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm ready for more.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tag...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on Rach, let's give it another try.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm having a baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You can go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents. She's ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know how any of these got opened?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You opened them all?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh hey! You got my parent's gift!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. What is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't know. I think it does something to salami.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Rachel enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! How'd it go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. What-what did Tag say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I will. I'm just not up for it tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you're not gonna be alone in this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Listen I uh... It's a scary world out there especially if you're a single mom. Y'know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Y'know? So, Rachel Green will you marry me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Pheebs, give me the ring back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! Joey, oh you're so sweet. You're so-so sweet, honey. But I'm not, I'm not looking for a husband.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I understand.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I can't say that didn't hurt. But I'll take you back Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ooh! A Salami Buddy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"There you go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Chandler and Ross enter with the new pictures.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"We're back!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Great! We're hangin' in the kitchen! Let's stay in the kitchen!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's picture time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Now you are going to love these.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Here's a picture of Ross. And that's me. And that's me and Ross. Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wow! That is a great picture!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Eh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Huh, didn't see that coming.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay, so this isn't a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with...with this lady. Which by the look on your face I'm sure you'll remember. So we don't need--There's no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"That would be a good idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay. You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You kissed another woman!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Call it even?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna go get these in some water.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Wait you stole those from these people's wedding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. Hey! My sweater! I've been looking for this for like a month!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! How you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good! Good, long time no see.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Like your sweater.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh hey, right back at ya.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it's crazy about Rachel huh?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. She-Well, she's one crazy lady?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So whose is it?","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Umm, I don't some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Tag Jones","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They separate.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He is so weird.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Babe! Aren't you excited we're going on our honeymoon?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah I am!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's right. Get it out of your system while we're alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Have a great honeymoon!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'd better go pack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldn't find though was your Speedo.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"A Speedo? Uh, I don't have a Speedo. I'm gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh good you're still here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. What? What? What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"We know its Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"How?! How do you know?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It was his sweater, but-Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I'm so relieved you guys know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"This is so great! And I'm gonna be your baby's aunt!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm gonna be an uncle! Come here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're all gonna be aunts and uncles.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, but I'm the only one related by blood.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how I'm gonna tell Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, what were you gonna say?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well I was gonna tell him that I'm-I'm gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well that, that sounds good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what's-what's the first thing that I say? Okay great! Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey! Good luck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Rachel exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey, what was that all about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What?! I didn't even know that-Why didn't you tell me?! Why am I talking like this?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I didn't think you could keep it a secret.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?! I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What secrets?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(The girls walk away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"You'll tell me later?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You already know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't have a key, they took mine to give to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?! They took mine to give to you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why would they take away our keys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe they don't trust us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No that's not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica's guest towels?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, I washed those!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No you didn't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah that didn't sound like me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I have stuff in there too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What stuff?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica's chicken parm! I'll take care of it. Hey Mr. Treeger, it's Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's an emergency. Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did Rachel find you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh she was looking for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh well, I guess I'll catch up with her later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, she really wanted to talk to you now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, it seemed pretty important.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I think I might know what this is about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Joey trade looks)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we weren't gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh sorry. And?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, we-we said we'd just do it that one time but, but now I think she may wanna start things up again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why? What-what else could it be?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh wow, I don't feel well.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm telling you. I'm telling you. That's what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didn't say anything to you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Maybe it's something you ate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess I should. Man, y'know what I have to realize? Maybe I'm just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Y'know, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Next?","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The kissing couple doesn't move.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They're kissing let's just go around them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh honey, leave them alone, they're in love.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm in love too! But in an orderly fashion.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Next?","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Can you do that and walk? 'Cause she said, \"Next.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(The couple moves up to the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sorry. We didn't hear you; we're on our honeymoon.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, let me see what I can do. There are some first class seats available.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Let's act like we're on our honeymoon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We are on our honeymoon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Grab my ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Next?","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They go up to the counter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, sorry. I almost didn't hear you, because y'know I'm just so in love with my new husband. We're on our honeymoon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing you'll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing you'll be in 25K.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no, you see we're on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You see, if we'd gone around them like I said, we-She would've given us those tickets. Damnit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"25J and K, any chance those aren't together?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I still can't believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Of course I do! And I'm gonna give it back to you as soon as they're done with it at the key shining place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What the hell is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They go into the hallway and see Mr. Treeger watching one of New York's bravest breakdown Monica and Chandler's door with an ax.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You said there was a gas leak in here.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well why don't you use your key?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because by the time I find it on this thing , the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. Come on! Hurry up.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(With a final swing the door gives way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! We could have done that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Airport, Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at that! Look at that! They're going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Me neither! We have to get in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Just act like you belong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oranges!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Shh! Nice to see you again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?","speaker":"Airline Employee","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, of course.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, would you move your thumb? I can't see the seat number.","speaker":"Airline Employee","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh that's all right, I have it memorized. It's 1A.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sir, this is not a first class ticket. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Airline Employee","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Apology accepted. Excuse us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sir! I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.","speaker":"Airline Employee","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Fine. Go! Go! Go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway Outside Ross's Apartment, Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi. Umm, I think there's something that we really need to talk about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I think we do. Why don't we go inside? Look uh, I know why you're here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That's been one heck of a see-saw hasn't it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and...and certainly passionate, but don't you think it's better if we just stayed friends?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Seriously. What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Y'know what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean I'd-I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? Can I, can I talk now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm pregnant. Ross? Ross? Okay, whenever you're ready. And you're the father by the way-but you got that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I get you some water?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm good. I'm good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I need uh... I'm just-I don't know-I don't understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know. I know, but y'know condoms only work like 97% of the time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"They do!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No they don't!!! Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay Ross come on let's just forget about the condoms.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh well I may as well have!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Listen, y'know what? I was really freaked out too when I found out...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Freaked out? Hey no, I'm not freaked out! I'm indignant! As a consumer!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what? Let's, let's talk later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? I-In fact, I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, y'know maybe I should come back...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Shh! Shh! Shh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah I'll press 1!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mr. Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I've looked everywhere. There's no gas leak.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh. So then I can heat this up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Anyway uh, I'll get moving on that new door.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? 'Cause y'know umm, they don't-they don't have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well I'm gonna have to put on a new lock, they'll find out anyway.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa! This looks like an all day job, I'll have to cancel my yoga class. Hey Ross!","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Namaste.","speaker":"Mr. Treeger","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Namaste.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God! What happened to the door?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So it's noticeable huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look, is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Didn't you two already talk?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah but uh... Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else. Rachel's pregnant.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!!! I can't believe that!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Holy mother of God!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"With my child.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That is brand new information!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You already know don't you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"A little bit.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. I mean I'll be okay. It's just I don't think I handled it very well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, what did you say to her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I gotta go find her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Evidently they do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: The Atlantis Resort, Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe we're here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh you've got to be kidding me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.","speaker":"Front Desk Clerk","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No!! You have been screwing us all day!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who are you?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're you just ten seconds later!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean you're not the only ones on your honeymoon!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well you can have the suite if you want. We don't care about where we stay. We're here to celebrate our love together. We don't have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We need the stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Monica it's Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin' from your apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Are you serious?! Joey smells gas!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What else is new?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah and we'd go check it out, but you took away our keys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well do something! Get in there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How? I guess I could break down your door.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And-and you won't blame us for any damage?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Are you doing it?! I don't hear anything! Come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh, okay I'll-I'll-I'll break it down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh hey hi, he's doing it. He's breaking down the door. Okay, we're in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: A doctor's office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"If I said I was, would you judge me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Ross enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh we-we need to talk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because I've kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Please, please I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay Ross that's fine, but can you please stand near my head?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? Oh yeah. I'm sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I really-I should have been thinking about you Rach...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right! Right! I just-I want you to know that I'm going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor's appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment-Although we could probably worry about that 'til after we get married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What married?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well yeah, I think we should get married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What, because that's your answer to everything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, because that's the right thing to do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe if you're in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No but...but still you can't possibly do this alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Come on Rach, you can't even eat alone in a restaurant.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm just saying if you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I can too eat by myself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"When have you ever?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh please, you inhale your food!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I grew up with Monica! If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Am I interrupting?","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Huh. Nice to meet you. I'll get started on this.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I don't know why you can't admit that you need me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Wow. There it is, I see it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Congratulations. I'll give you two a minute.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Pretty amazing huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I don't see it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"What? What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I can't see it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"You-you just said that you did!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I know, I lied! I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can't even see my own baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh sure, come here! Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, it's-it's-it's, it's right there .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, it's beautiful. I see it now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Do you really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"No, I don't see it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Sweetie that's it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":57}
{"text":"That's it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":58}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Wow! I can't believe that's our baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Yeah, that's our baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":61}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor's appointment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! So how was the doctor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, everything went great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't see the baby. Where is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no, I know I couldn't see it either at first, but it's right umm... Ross, I lost it again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can't wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're really sticking with the shell necklace huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey and Phoebe burst forth from his apartment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! You're back!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi sweetie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on in!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachel's forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So how was the honeymoon?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That was the best part? Good honeymooning tiger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They're terrific, and they live right here in the city.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry, we're just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"A couple? Like two people? Like one , two people?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! Hi Greg, I'm Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know what? Why don't you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We really...didn't get a chance to...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You have got to be kidding me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We didn't get anything for anyone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That you can have.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"{Transcriber's Note Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Welcome home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, how was the honeymoon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you're having a baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross! It's got your wavy black lines!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y'know how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica! That's not right! Start with where.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there 'cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're welcome buddy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm that's...that's a little misleading.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"The lie you just told.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That-that you came on to me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"There's the one!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But you did! I mean, let's be honest.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes let's. Y'know what? Uh, it's-it's not important. What is important is that, is that we're having a baby. And it's not-Doesn't matter who came on to who.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Whom. That's right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You know you kissed me first.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I was sending you signals?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Y'know what?! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, 'cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know what? Y'know what? Rachel, just-just drop it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No please, show me how I begged you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I can show you, I have it on videotape! It's an expression.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe he taped the two of them having sex!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know who has a great video camera?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Greg and Jenny?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let's call 'em.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Monica goes over and dials their number.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello? Eighth street deli?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin' to that place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh sorry, wrong number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hello? It's the deli again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right! I'll have a sandwich!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't think this number's right!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Joey and Phoebe laugh.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You got fake numbered.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?! People don't do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh I think we do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And you've never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Y'know what? Don't worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Rachel won't talk to me! She won't even open the door!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay, listen I am not a pervert!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here's what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Personal thing? What personal thing? I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"About...about sex? That I hadn't had sex in months?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah I knew what you were talkin' about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Six Weeks Earlier","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm, I'm really uncomfortable talking about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I actually had a topic in mind! I'm, I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whoa, for like months?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Five to be lying, six.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Six months? Whoa that's rough.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay-I'm scared for my health!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Umm...Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It's this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they're like putty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? Well then tell it to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Now you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll try to control myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You were backpacking across Western Europe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Have a nice six more months Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Okay. I'm sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw...a beautiful woman...bathing herself...but she was crying...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they're drinking wine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Umm, this is great wine.","speaker":"Kristen","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's from France...In Europe...Western Europe. Y'know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Kristen","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-hmm-Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I studied for a year in Barcelona.","speaker":"Kristen","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love hiking!","speaker":"Kristen","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that's great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think its Tibidabo.","speaker":"Kristen","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great! I'm across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Look, if it didn't work it's because you didn't tell it right! Show me how you did it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No, I don't...don't want to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How long since you've seen a girl naked?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I was backpacking across Western Europe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not feeling it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was just outside Barcelona, hiking...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! No! No Ross! I'm not hot! Are you hot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's been six months! I'm always hot!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well you're not selling the story! It's like; it's like you don't believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I'm preparing for an audition. Okay? I'll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you're doing wrong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll try that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right now... All right, you're all set up. You're good to go. Just hit record. All right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thanks. And-and hey Joe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I'll help you out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That means a lot to me man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Ross pours himself a glass of wine, hits record, and sits down in front of the camera.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? Rachel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(They sit down on the couch, which is in front of the still recording camera.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. It kept rolling and recorded everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, definitely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know what? This is not fair to her. Let's just forget the tape!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thank you. No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You're right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Joey! No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Loud and clear!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Ross storms out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn't give you real names either.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Regina Philange.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I still don't get it, we didn't do anything wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well maybe it was all of your questions.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What about my questions?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that another joke?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Was that another question?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey! Is Ross still here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh no Rach, he's gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? Oh forget it! Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn't even watch it! Anyway, here. I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you. What? You don't want to see this do you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hell yeah!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I am not gonna show you this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Forget it, she's destroying it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay fine! Fine! We'll just have to think of some other way to put the whole 'Who came onto who,' thing to rest! Come on now, think!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It's Rachel's tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I wanna see it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Clearly you don't want people to see this tape. Now I don't want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don't people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Are we watchin' the tape or not?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't want people to see it for your sake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ahh, I don't believe you. I think you don't want them to see you begging me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Rachel, please...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ah, a little preview!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I'm gonna be saying...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(They both sit down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, here we go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hello! Can I get you anything?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm so happy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the scene is continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There I am.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're gonna get pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You didn't do it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I-I know-I had put them in...in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sweetie okay. It's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Kinda hurtin' my hand though.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! \"Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!\" Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh...oh-oh-oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Did you do it on our invitations?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not on the ones we sent out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"(Rachel stops fast forwarding.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know. Hey remember...remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would've gone through with it? Y'know, if we hadn't gotten caught. Do you think we would've done it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I mean I...I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn't sure if you wanted to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh I wanted to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So we...we both wanted to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah. Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, in about ten seconds you're gonna see him kiss me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And in about five seconds you're gonna see why.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"(Joey's shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay, get ready to see some beggin'!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, you came on to Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Now I'm so happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What are you talking about?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You used the Europe story!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That's the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"How do you know about that story?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"How do you know about that story?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Some guy!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Ken Adams!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn't matter. I mean, I think it would've happened either way. I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It was an amazing night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It was. It was an amazing night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You think it looked amazing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I uh... I don't know. I mean I...I honestly didn't watch it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, me neither. Yet...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhhhhhh...that-that may be weird.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, it would be really weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Ross grabs the tape and heads for the VCR as Rachel goes over and puts the chain on the door and locks it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Good luck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good luck to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Ross pushes play.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Mind if I mute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh please.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, oh there go the clothes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You are undressing very quickly.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Six months Rachel, six months.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ah. Oh.","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey. We-we look...we look pretty good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That's what I was gonna say.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh nice tan!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ah....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Have you been working out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I have been working out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Really? Wow, this is so much better than I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ohh! Ew!","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh that's not pretty.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh! Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, make it stop!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh no!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Make it stop!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Have to make it stop!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(They both get out of the chair and run for the VCR.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny's number which Monica has just dialed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello Greg? Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5... That is their old number! Jenny's been giving it out since they moved!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Jenny! That is so Jenny!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? Okay, how about Sunday? Okay umm, the week after that? The week after that? Y'know what Greg? Y'know what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny can't see that then... January 15th? We'll see you then! Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(She hangs up the phone and they hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! Hey Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey how was dinner?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dinner was good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm just saying hi! Now I'm gonna go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, well hello there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't see this on the menu.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, so you're Monica's boss?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Actually she's my-my boss. Sous is French for under.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! I sous stand.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh you...you made pesto?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes I did.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Would you say your pesto is the best-o?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I...I-I don't know, but I would say it's pretty good-o.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Monica goes over and grabs the pesto.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I like your necklace.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I made it myself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You are so talented.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, it's no pesto.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"All right, all right! Let's just cut to the chase, okay? You're single. You're single. He gets off work at eleven. She'll be waiting for your call. I'll give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office, he's working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow Bing! Burning the midnight oil.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're a joker Bing.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's funny about that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey that's okay. So, where do you want to go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The Hard Rock Caf?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Again?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They go out to the elevators.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm telling you, I like the food!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You like the Purple Rain display! Hey Bob.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Toby! Have a good night.","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Did that guy just call you Toby?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, he thinks that's my name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, why don't you correct him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh it's been going on way to long now. Y'know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn't say anything. And then the next time he said, \"Hey Toby, do you want a donut?\" And I-I wanted a donut. And now it's five years later, the donut's gone and I'm still Toby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No! That would be so awkward! Look-Besides, we work in different departments. He's on the sixth floor y'know? So he calls me Toby once in a while. What's the big deal? It could be worse, it's not like he's calling me Muriel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? It's not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Shh! It is a family name!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Days Of Our Lives set, Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Drake, I've discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessica's brain.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is it serious?","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well that sounds simple enough, let's just do that.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body, it was gone.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little 'Smell-the-fart' acting.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Cut! Very nice people!","speaker":"Director","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well don't-What happened to Jessica's body?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm not telling, you'll have to see it on TV!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You don't know do you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, couldn't care less.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey good scene man.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey you too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Joey's Co-Star","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Rachel clears her throat.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? You weren't in it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey! How come I haven't seen you here before?","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, Joey probably thinks I'll just embarrass him. Y'know, he thinks I'm some kind of a soap opera nut-Which I'm not! I'm not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. And uh, and that your-your dog's name is Wally. Well look at that, I'm just stroking your arm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Here we go! Here we go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, we're leaving. Bye Kash.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Say hi to Wally.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I can't wait to get sous-neath him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I...I have to fire him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But why?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Because he's terrible! Okay, he's slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well maybe he was just nervous, y'know you can be very intimidating. And besides I've met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I paid to have this done.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Love it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I thought I was a complete idiot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, I'm with you. He even asked me if I thought you'd go out with him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I said no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? I...I just figured since you're pregnant you're not gonna be seeing people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't tell him. I didn't know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good-good, don't tell him. Don't tell him. Just have him call me okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rach look, I really don't think that's such a great...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you go do it! I'll come back to that set! I'll meet more actors! I'll meet 'em all!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Bob.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! How's my pal Toby doing today?","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"If I see him, I'll ask.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Toby!","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The elevator doors opens, Bob boards the elevator, Chandler walks away, and Mr. Franklin steps out of the elevator.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh then you know each other.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're on a semi-first name basis.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What do you think of adding him to our team?","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don't know if he has what it takes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really? They love him down on six.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But this is eleven. It's almost twice as hard up here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I think it's best sir.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. I've got a stack of documents on my desk this high.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what you should do, just toss 'em in the shedder and claim you never got 'em.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's a good one.","speaker":"Mr. Franklin","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, \"Ha-ha! Gotcha!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, but you can't fire him today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why not?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because I'm dumping him today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! You said he was sweet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He is sweet. He's too sweet. He calls me all the time. \"So did-did you get home from work okay?\" \"Did-did you get out of the shower okay?\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just don't pick up your phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Then he comes over! \"I'm so worried about you.\" Uck! Be a man!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? So now I'm not allowed to fire him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You can't fire him and dump him the same day, he'll kill himself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay well then, I'll fire him today and you go out with him for another week.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I'll kill myself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay well, then we'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay. But the question is who's gonna go first. 'Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on! The boss that fires a guy that's just been dumped, bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy that's just been fired, blond bitch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right, that makes sense. Ugh. But-Screw you I'm going first!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Toby, you got a sec?","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure, what's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks I'm not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight. \"Umm, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm a Mormon,\" or \"I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, what do you want to do tonight? There's a Ukrainian film at the Angelica that's supposed to be very powerful. Interested?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. No. But I'll go see a normal person movie with ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rach? You wanna come?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no, I can't. I got a date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A date?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why no, it's the opposite of weird. It's-it's uh, regular. It's-it's uh, it's mundane. It's actually uh, a little dull.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's no Ukrainian film.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah-Ooh! Earrings!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A date?! She's-she's got a date?! With who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I set her up with this actor on my show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You set her up?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey what-what were you thinking?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking that it'd probably be okay because Ross hasn't gone out with Rachel in five years!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Joey, I'm not worried about her! I'm worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this actor taking them?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! I'm an actor too! I'm not sure. I think they're taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why don't they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that's a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That's fun too! Whew!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Joey answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey Joey.","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hi. I-I hear you're going on a ferry tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"A bit of a daredevil are we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey guys do you think this is too slutty-Hi Kash!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey Rachel! You ready to go?","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah! All right, I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay. Have a great time you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Kash","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yes it is too slutty!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so glad you called. I feel like it's always me calling you. So, what's up? Is everything okay with Phoebe?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It will be...in a minute. Listen, Tim you're a really great guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's because I'm with you.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aw. I'm just-I'm in a place in my life right now where I...I...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Tim's beeper goes off and he answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoops. Sorry. This just in. Oh, it's 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh-oh no she doesn't! I know what that is. You can stay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Awww, I'll miss you too Pheebs. And I will be holding you, right here.","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what movie do you want to see-And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Books?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it's like enough!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I tell you what. Why don't we uh, why don't we just stay here? Let's not see a movie, we'll just hang.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, if that's what you want to do I'm not gonna say no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dude! What is going on?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just...I have to find out how it went.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This guy could be my baby's stepfather!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They go on one date and you're worried about them getting married?! He's not you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just-I-I can't believe she's-she's dating?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know! I guess I just can't believe any of this is happening.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susan's, it's like-It breaks my heart a little. I mean I've always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Y'know? Maybe fight over the science section.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! No I can't. I mean Rachel's out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It used to be. Now she doesn't really have a face. Smokin' body though.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isn't Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know, but I don't think that's what she wants.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, it's not what I want either. I mean I-I can't force myself to fall in love with her again now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? It's not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what there's gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, I tell you what. Let's you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"We can still catch that Ukrainian film.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, I said fun!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Chandler's Office, Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Toby!","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Bobby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bing's office is?","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhh yeah. Yeah, it's right, right down there. Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay Bob listen uhh, I'm the reason you didn't get the job up here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Toby don't.","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bob!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Toby! I'm not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well that puts me in a difficult position.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I got your page, is everything okay?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh it's great! It's great! Thank you so much for introducing us!","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're fired!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm breaking up with you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm, I'm breaking up with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're fired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm just-I'm...I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah and-and I'm sorry too. But, well I just-I like things done a certain way and the chemistry's just not right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh that's good, the chemistry thing for us too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Umm, okay. Umm... I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, it's only because I think you're so amazing. And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because I-you're the most talented chef I've ever worked for. Anyway...","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Tim wait!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-there's a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thank you so much! 'Cause I-I know I can do better!","speaker":"Tim","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They both look at Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, how was the date?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well I'm alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh. What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, he didn't uh, take it so well?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well better than you, but y'know still not what you want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, \"Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He sounds swell.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Doesn't he?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, wanna...wanna a little cheering up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sit down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(They sit on some front steps.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Guess whose middle name is Muriel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Chandler M. Bing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah-ha!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm sorry about your date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh it's all right. I'm guess I'm just done with the whole dating thing. It's one more thing in my life that's suddenly completely different. This is hard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah I know. On the other hand in um, in about seven months you're gonna have something that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thanks sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh no, I think I'm gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey, I thought I cheered you up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh you did, there are twenty in here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Right. Good night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(He kisses her on the cheek and heads to Central Perk.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey it's Mona! From the wedding.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! Uh...how are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm good except umm, you still owe me a dance.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that's right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh you're serious. Sure!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great! Well umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think I might need one more cup of coffee.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler's office.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bob. Bob! Bob!!! What the hell are you doing?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just found out this is Chandler's office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!","speaker":"Bob (Chandler's coworker)","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and continue ransacking the place.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":5,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know it's last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And everybody has to wear costumes. Come on! It'll be fun!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'll-I'll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Please tell me you're not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Not two years in a row.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, I'll come to the party but I'm not dressing up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You have to!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're an actor!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That hot girl from their wedding?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh-Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre-No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Now wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. Please don't take her from me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ursula! Wait! Err-err, it's me! Phoebe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait a second! So, what's new with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, nothing. I mean, I'm getting married next week.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, it's gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. His.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh. Okay. Well, I'm really happy for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that'd be okay.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay. Umm, y'know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you're marrying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Huh. Well, I'm supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. I'm supposed to be working right now, so who cares.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"By the way, it's a costume party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh! Okay, so that's why you're...","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. But thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait! You're supposed to wear a costume!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won't be able to fit into it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ahh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Trick or treat!","speaker":"Kids","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Y'know, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Trick or treat!!","speaker":"Kids","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just a minute!!! Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Witch","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And you are a very funny clown.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Clown","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And you are so in style right now. Y'know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don't suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can I just have the candy?","speaker":"Cowgirl","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"So we do Supergirl.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, it's me. Phoebe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, you did this to him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?! I thought he'd love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You didn't dress up either?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yes I did! I'm Chandler. Dude, what happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"How is that me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay. I'm Chandler","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That is so you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"When have I ever done that?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"When have I ever done that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Trick or treat!","speaker":"Girl","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh! Well you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ballerina","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ballerina","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Ballerina","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ohh... Oh, honey here. Take it all. Monica! We need more candy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What?! There's only been like four kids.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No wonder your pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What are you supposed to be?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? Well, I'm a potato or a...spud. And these are my antennae. So Sputnik, becomes... Spud-nik. Spudnik!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Hey all right, Ross came as doody.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"No, I-I'm not doody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"No, space doody!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fiance Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Ursula?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Ursula's fiance?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh my God, you're the sister!","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I'm an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"My mother killed herself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"She, now I knew that and...now I'm sweating. Look at me, I'm really sweating-Now I'm saying, \"Look at me,\" I'm getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No-no! That's okay, we'll just start over. Okay? Hi! I'm Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Eric.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Why are you looking at me like that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"'Cause the sweat's getting in my eyes and its burning.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Okay. So, what are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"I don't think they have a name for it. It's just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"No I-I meant your costume.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Oh umm, I'm the solar system. Yeah, my students helped me make it-I teach the second grade.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"I love the second grade!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Yeah! It's so much better than first grade when you don't know what's going on and definitely better than third grade. Y'know with all the politics and mind games.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"So what do you do?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Umm, I'm a masseuse...by day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Y'know you don't have to stand here with me, believe me...","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"No I'm having fun. I'm really-And I'm really-really excited for you and Ursula.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Oh I feel very lucky, she's great. I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Hey Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"You read comic books right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Exclusively.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Catwoman, hands down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"But between you and Phoebe, I'd have to give the edge to Phoebe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"What?! Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Are you kiddin'? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She-She's not standing right behind me is she?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"No you're fine. All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"I'm not sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! As hard as you can!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn't matter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y'know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"I would say, \"Woman, please!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Hey. Ursula's fiance is really sweet! He's a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y'know normally y'know, I don't like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"You're getting a crush on your sister's fiance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"No I'm not! You are!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Here comes the temper.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Trick or treat!","speaker":"Girl","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Hi! Y'know what honey, we're actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I'm out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Girl","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Okay, what's your name?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Lelani Mayolanofavich.","speaker":"Girl","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to cash.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Hey Mona!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Oh! Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Joey's gonna be thrilled! He was hoping you'd come by as a slutty nurse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Umm, actually I'm just a nurse.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":121}
{"text":"You'd think that would embarrass me, but you see I'm maxed out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":122}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":124}
{"text":"You made it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Wait-wait! You're umm, you're a potato...","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Well, I'm a spud...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":127}
{"text":"And the antennae...Oh my God you're Spudnik!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Marry her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":130}
{"text":"[Cut to Joey and Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Okay, here's a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":132}
{"text":"I can't answer that! Chandler's my husband.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":133}
{"text":"So Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":135}
{"text":"[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Hey beautiful.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":137}
{"text":"Hello handsome. Oh God. Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Two weeks ago.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Two weeks? That's it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and it's not like me to do something so impulsive, but she's just so perfect, and we have so much in common.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Oh really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":142}
{"text":"We're both teachers.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":144}
{"text":"And we were both in the Peace Corps.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Peace Corps, really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":146}
{"text":"In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":147}
{"text":"Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. Shall we get me really drunk?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":148}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":149}
{"text":"(They walk away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":150}
{"text":"[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":151}
{"text":"Howdy doody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":152}
{"text":"That's funny. Yeah. Y'know you're the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":153}
{"text":"Oh relax man, relax. You're looking a little flushed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":154}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":155}
{"text":"What question?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":156}
{"text":"Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":157}
{"text":"There's no question.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":158}
{"text":"So you think Ross too?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":159}
{"text":"(Monica turns around slowly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":160}
{"text":"You picked Ross?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":161}
{"text":"Ross is really strong! Okay, he's the strongest out of all three of you! Except for Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":162}
{"text":"I cannot believe you didn't pick me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":163}
{"text":"Uh, in her defense, she's right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":164}
{"text":"Oh really?! You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":165}
{"text":"Oh I'll prove it! I'll prove it like a theorem!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":166}
{"text":"(They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler's ears and Chandler hitting Ross over the head with his carrot.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":167}
{"text":"Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! Now listen, no one's gonna fight in this apartment.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":168}
{"text":"Hey Monica! People came to see a fight, let's give 'em what they came for!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":169}
{"text":"Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":170}
{"text":"Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":171}
{"text":"You're going down.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":172}
{"text":"Oh yeah? You're going further down! Downtown!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":173}
{"text":"Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":174}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Trick or treat!","speaker":"Kid","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Gotta go! Hi! Wow! There you go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, we were but umm, now we've got candy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'd rather have the money.","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, that-that's not your choice. Happy Halloween!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This isn't fair.","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Shut up!","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You shut up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(The gang gets interested now.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You can't tell me to shut up!","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah I know-I'm good-I got it! Now wait a minute, I've got one more thing I have to say to you...oh right! Shut up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're a mean old woman.","speaker":"Boy In The Cape","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No! Wait no! Shut up-I mean don't cry! Let me get my checkbook!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look honey, you don't have to do this, okay? It's the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You're loyal, you're honest, and you have integrity! That's the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"That means nothing to me. Come on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler's, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi liar!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know the only reason he's marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well they could be true.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But they're not!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, it's a fine line huh?","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why are you lying to him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Honey?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's a filthy, disgusting habit and I want you to quit now!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She's helped so many people to quit smoking.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, we'd really better get going.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh right, you've got a church group meeting tonight.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, it was nice meeting you.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! We're waiting! Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Pride.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And dignity.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one's arm despite a huge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Time Lapse the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the other's arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow! They're both really strong.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Or equally weak.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hmm?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Chandler's making his sex face.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"(Basically Chandler's face looks like he's not all there and is staring off into the distance...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So, you gettin' tired?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Nope! I can do this all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah? Me too. Gettin' a little tired though.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"God, I'm exhausted.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Mona's standing right over there. Oh God, she's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No way! If anything you've gotta let me win! My wife thinks I'm a wimp!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin' people up! And I'm dressed as doody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You're Spudnik.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Come on, who are we kidding? I'm doody. Please? She's watchin'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Fine. Oh no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yay! My hero!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You're a weird lady.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well, I guess I'll see you at the wedding.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Umm listen, I don't think...I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I think we'll be okay. Besides it's so perfect and she's been saving herself for me.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Okay I can't let you do this! She's lying to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. Okay. Okay. Yeah-Not a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. Okay, here's the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, here's her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"She told me she was 25.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh, I almost don't want to show this. Just remember I'm a minute younger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! She's not a teacher. There's not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"No. You're not, you're not stupid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I'm not smart. I just wanted so much to...be impulsive once. To be romantic.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"That's good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just...you did it with the wrong person. What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"It's just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Eric!! Let's go!!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I'd better go, deal...","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Yeah, you should.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Hurry up I gotta pray!!","speaker":"Ursula Buffay","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"(Phoebe hands Eric Ursula's purse and he walks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"[Time Lapse Rachel is returning from chasing down the boy in the cape.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"That's not so bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Come on! You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. Y'know, they're all greedy and hopped up on sugar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Really? You think that's all it is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas...and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they're hungry or sleepy. Y'know, kids are tough. Good luck with that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, I wanted to tell I'm-I'm sorry you lost.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, I've got a secret for ya. I let him win.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is that a secret or a lie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I let him win-Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Would you tell her I let you win please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Yeah. Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandler's really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I am strong! I'll show you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler please!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh what's the matter? Are you scared?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let's go big bunny!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(They assume the starting position.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. 1...2...3-Go! I'm gonna kill myself!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Monica notices something.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! You cleaned! Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know uh, I didn't actually do this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it wasn't you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well then who?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I got a maid. Yay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, she's really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Did she really say that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, I distinctly remember 'cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine, I can do it. Whew.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, usually when I'm this anxious, I clean!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone's cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who's cell phone is that? It's just so annoying; everywhere you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think it's coming from your bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I never get calls!! Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, it's Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursula's fiance.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, how'd you get this number?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I have a friend who's a cop and he got it for me.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow! What an incredible violation-and wonderful surprise.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh listen, I just-I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh you did? He did it! He did it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow! What did he do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Shhh! I'm talking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who...eats lunch.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Are you asking me out? 'Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah uh...okay. I'm-I'm sorry. Bye.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No! Wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person. Fight for me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uhh, I won't take no for an answer.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great! But wh-wh-How do you know where I live?","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I've got friends too. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(She hangs up.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can't make lunch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So apparently I'm available for lunch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I can't. I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're moving?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, \"How you doin'?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So does-does Joey know you're moving?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I haven't discussed it with him yet, but I know he's gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's not really porn.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Not so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what and if you're looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well I don't know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. With your permission.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah that would really be great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn't. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah. No. No you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Pause as they both take another sip of coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Shall we?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(They both exit.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi. I'm Ross Geller. I live in the building.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and I'm so sorry for your loss.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She didn't pass.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My mother's still alive.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, thank God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ahh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Are you close with her?","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in the laundry room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You Speak Dutch? Zeer Vereerd Een Vriend Van Mijn Moeder Te Ontmoeten.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know I would it's just painful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So she's really not dead.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, she's hanging in there.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hmm. Do you think-Could you tell me if she's hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Where'd you get it?","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh well umm, I make it myself! It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is...y'know what? We just met.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Uhh, I'm gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back I'll clean behind the refrigerator.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I love her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll be back in a minute.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"See? I told you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She stole my jeans!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't you see? It's the perfect crime!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She must've been planning this for years!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, isn't it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, shouldn't we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we go...snooping around her crotch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give her my secret ingredient.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Eric's Apartment, he's opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come in, I'm so glad you're here.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just...I got so angry just looking at her......face.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I just...when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Maybe this is too weird.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No wait! There's only a problem when I look at you. Oh I got it! I got it.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No don't tear out your eyes!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yeah try that. So, is that better?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Not really. You...you're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe...If I-if I just don't look at you for a while. See? It...it works. I'm not, I'm not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look Eric, turn around. Look, I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. Y'know? This is our first date y'know? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and 'Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand?' and y'know first kisses and......second kisses.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Jij Spreekt Nederlands? Dat Is Te Gek. Heb Je Familie Daar?","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, we're done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ezel.","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ezel? Ezel? Ezel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sweet!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, well finish your coffee; let's go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you're not gonna be on TV!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, you're switching apartments?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not for me, it's for Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But Rachel has an apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, but when the baby comes she's gonna want to move.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, you didn't expect her to live there with a baby did you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I guess I didn't really think about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ezel! Hey Gunther! You're an ezel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Jij Hebt Seks Met Ezels.","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nice jeans!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh thanks! I like your top.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. You're not gettin' it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but leans so far over she falls out of the chair.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What happened?!","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I fell asleep.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I was thinking about taking my lunch break.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll really work up your appetite for lunch.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesn't work so she sticks her head between Brenda's legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monica's head between her legs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's going on?!","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before, is this not okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How was the game?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, okay. I...I ate way too much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh. So umm, I was talkin' to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I was kinda hoping you'd stay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh but Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No room? It's a baby. It's like this big. Y'know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. Or-or-or we could put it right here. Aw, it's cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. Where's the baby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I could use a challenge! It's getting pretty easy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Honey, it's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can't do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I love living with you so much. I just wish things didn't have to change.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Y'know I blame Ross for this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I do too a little bit.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss you, you're the hottest roommate I ever had.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Eric's Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no, stay here we'll keep doing this. I'll pay you.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I got in trouble for that before. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely. I love the way you kiss.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? That's the thing I'm worse at! You'll see.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How come?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because I put my head between her legs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"To see her pants?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They're my pants!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you sure? Did you see the stain?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine. She's wearing my bra!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh dear God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Here's the plan! Okay? I'm going to leave you get a look at Brenda's bra!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here's another plan...No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I would do it but she thinks I'm attracted to her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on we're a team! We're in this together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I fear a jury will see it the same way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at woman's breasts all the time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You see that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Do you see this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if it's not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, you'll know it's mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, there's a very noticeable rip.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You need new clothes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Mrs. Verhoeven's Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven's health or lack there of.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. How is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's not looking good.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say good-bye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh I don't know that it would.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, her memory is pretty much gone.","speaker":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Eric's Apartment, he's resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Welcome back!","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Can we pick up where we left off?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm still pretty tired out from this afternoon.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, the sex.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What sex?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Our sex.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We didn't have sex.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well if I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like...","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You-you...you had sex with Ursula?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and...","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You didn't notice she was wearing different clothes?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well I was just so excited to see you.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Y'know what? This is too weird.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No-no it's not! I don't want to lose you! It's-it's like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you-Yeah it is too weird.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So I guess this is it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. Maybe it's for the best. You smell just like her.","speaker":"Eric","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, so do you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm leaning. This is where I lean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Brenda a bee!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes! It's flown into your blouse and you'd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think I know what's going on here.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it's wrong. You're married.","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I totally understand. Can I just see your bra?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where did you get those jeans?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You gave them to me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No I didn't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What bra?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The pink one with the flowers?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You mean the one that you're wearing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I quit!","speaker":"Brenda","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sounds about right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uh-Oh look! Here's a baby monitor , which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're so sweet. Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... That-that-that's really just to show where the baby would go. Y'know why don't I hold on to him so that there's no confusion?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it's going to be loud.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm loud!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's gonna be up all night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm up all night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's gonna poop!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What about all the women you want to bring home?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, if I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand being around a baby, then maybe I don't want to be with that woman! Or maybe we'll just do it in the bathroom of the club!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, are you sure?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! All right-Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay? But, it'll also be really...really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I want me to stay too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ohh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you. Oh Joey and look at this crib! It's so cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know! I found it on the street.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you serious-Really?! It's in such good condition.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow! Whoa-whoa what's under the covers?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ew.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's still--It's got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ooh! Ah! Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Dedicated to the Memory of Pearl Harmon","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I don't care, because you got the apartment. Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I'm gonna stay here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Isn't that great?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ezels!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":7,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure. Yeah, he's kinda sexy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh no, no, I'll be there too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay so, we'll just come up with some kind of signal if it's going well you can take off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven't told him I'm pregnant yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Cause I know he's gonna flip out and I hate it when he's angry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh Rachel, this is all so 'Papa don't preach.'","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he'd make me eat the entire pack.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow! Oh well, I will be there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Gosh. I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No you don't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No you don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God!!! Monica!! He's the stripper from your bachelorette party!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Her what?!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Your secret bachelorette party...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You had a bachelorette party?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She untied his G-string with her teeth. Somebody stop me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I thought we weren't gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Y'know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's a grand tradition!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well you could've untied it with your hands.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasn't allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You went home with the waitress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I can't believe you didn't tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I-I don't eat meat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's chicken.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't eat that either.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'll never understand you lesbians. So baby, tell me...what is new with you.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well actually umm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Your '74 Lafite sir.","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'74?! I ordered the '75! That's a magnificent wine! The '74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you tonight!","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh come on! Don't be such a baby!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He's right though, the '74 is absolute piss.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This was such a huge mistake. I can't tell him Phoebe. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rachel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No it's okay, this is what's gonna happen. I'm gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why, so he can get mad at the baby?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, that is the...baby's problem. Oh, everything okay with the waiter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well... Umm, I got TiVo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's TiVo?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's slang for pregnant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are you really pregnant?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Who is the father? Oh no! Please don't tell me it's her!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, it's Ross. It's Ross. You like Ross. Oh daddy, I hope you're okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. You're gonna-This is your first grandchild! You're gonna be a poppy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That's true.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Poppy. Oh, I'm gonna be a poppy. So when is the wedding?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"The wedding! There's going to be a wedding. Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"February 2nd!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(Dr. Green exhales in relief.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and y'know take it all in.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, a lot of my students do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, I gotta get going.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I-I'll see you tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They kiss and she starts to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"My God! You must be good in bed!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How's it going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ah, it's good. It's going good. I mean, we get along great. She's, she's so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She's okay with Rachel and the baby?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well I...I haven't actually told her yet. I don't want to scare her off, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that you're going down the same path, but you're really going down different ones.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight you're gonna have a bachelor party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Honey! That's crazy! I don't want you to get me a stripper...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Will you let the lady talk?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Come on! Come on, it'll be fun! It'll make me feel so much better.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it's a little creepy. Y'know? I'm not a bachelor anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So don't think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a...a two month anniversary present.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right fine! But I'm only doing this for you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh actually, sorry I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona again tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I Understand who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's Lafite. The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right here he comes. I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna be strong.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just called a friend of mine.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What is it sweetie?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't believe this!!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross won't marry you?! That's it! Is that it?!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, he says I'm damaged goods.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler's bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you uh, nervous about getting married?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, look let's pretend it's a real bachelor party. Okay? Y'know? Before your wedding. Come on, it'll be fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How does it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're right, this is more fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(There's a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's her! Okay, come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Stripper","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?","speaker":"Stripper","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, that-that's-that's me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey Tribbiani, a big fan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So is that a bedroom?","speaker":"Stripper","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah right over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, whenever you're ready.","speaker":"Stripper","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That was weird.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why-why would she go in the bedroom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm waiting.","speaker":"Stripper","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So she's a...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, that's one naked hooker!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I love your place! Where is this guy from?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh that's an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh wow! So, you're more than just dinosaurs.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So much more.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They start making out and she kicks the eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta off of his apothecary table from the days of yore and the magical city of White Plains.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aw forget it, it's from Pier One. Sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! I'm gonna kill you!!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know this is actually not a great time for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You got Rachel pregnant?!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who did?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You did!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, yes I did. But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care-I-I love Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh but not that way. I mean...I mean I'm not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh really? That's how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! I offered to marry her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wh...","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But I didn't want to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Tramp?!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe there is a naked hooker in there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait! Wait! Maybe she's a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what she's supposed to do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. Ma'am, are you also a stripper?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but that's gonna cost extra. Okay, here's the extras, handcuffs, spanking...","speaker":"Hooker","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe Monica's playing a joke on ya. Y'know? Getting her own husband a hooker, that's pretty funny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That is funny, maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you mind if I smoke in here?","speaker":"Hooker","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh actually, I'd rather you...Yeah, go ahead. We're gonna have to burn that room down anyway.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could you have kept all of this from me?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was going to tell you, but...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But what?! You figured you'd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! I did not dump Rachel! Nor are we still together. Can I just... Why don't we just let the machine get that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Ross. It's Joey. There's a hooker over here and we thought maybe you'd know something about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I-I need to, I need to lie down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Restaurant's Kitchen, she's cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, tonight's the night of the big bachelor party?","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl's number.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No problem. So who's the party for?","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"My husband.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You hired your husband a hooker?","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She's a stripper.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, she's a hooker.","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"When they're hookers.","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God Stu! I-I can't believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she's a hooker?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Either that or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.","speaker":"Stu","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(Monica runs out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why would she do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything you're really bad at y'know, sexually?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is the worst bachelor party ever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's taking you boys so long?","speaker":"Hooker","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"In a minute!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"In a minute? What's gonna happen in a minute?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! It's your bachelor party.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Which is why you should do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't want to. You do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I miss this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't think we've actually done this before!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I-I miss hanging out with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well we...we still hang out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y'know now it's like...things are different.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well y'know, things are different. I'm...I'm married now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh sure-And hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just...I miss...hanging out...just-just us, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on we'll make time to hang out with each other.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You got it. Come here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.","speaker":"Hooker","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"She's a hooker! She's a hooker! She's a... Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So your dad dropped by. He's a pleasant man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'D Better Go. Just Over Here I don't want to miss the fight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross I'm so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she's totally freaked out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh okay, I'll fix that to. What's her e-mail address?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, I promise. I'll fix this. I swear. I'll-I'll-I'll-I'll talk to her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's it?! You call that a fight? Come on! \"We were on a break!\" \"No we weren't!\" What happened to you two?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you so much for coming back over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh good, you're here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, I'm so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. You're gonna have to tell me how you did that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Focus.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Um...But-Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How can I be sure on that?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh we just-we drove each other crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Trying to date this woman.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Probably shouldn't touch me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, I-I-I just...I don't want to get in the middle of something so complicated.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? I am so gonna leave right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Should I leave this open for you too?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not sure yet. Why didn't you just tell me about all this?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because what's going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel's father. Look I...I made a mistake, but it's only because I really, really like you. Really!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, I guess you can...close the door now.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Forgot my purse! Oh, you guys made up. He's a good kisser isn't he? I'm going!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I swear I didn't know she was a hooker! I mean wh-Did you let her smoke in here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Her ass print is still on your grandmother's quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know what? I'm gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper , and you're gonna get a stripper.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica! Wait!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Carry on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I'll take them off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Could you not narrate?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Gotcha sailor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he's been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...just because you're not in love with the guy you can't...","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, you told your dad the truth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"About an hour ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wanna go see a movie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes! Bye daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"...there's gonna be a wedding! That's unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! ...constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! What gives you the right to... Go to hell! Stupid guy on my phone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":8,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When You're Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my...God! Let me see that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You fall for it every time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I brought you my old maternity clothes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh Pheebs that's so sweet--Ooh, those are so cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah! And look, see how they expand as the baby grows? And then after the baby's born, they're great for shoplifting melons.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh good you're all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four o'clock. Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He was in Ross's class...marching band...kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wow! I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No that was Jarred! Wow! I haven't thought about him in a long time... Anyway, umm Will's, Will's here on business and he didn't have a place to go so I invited him here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh that's nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, and by the way, he's lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! I still love Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I just want you to say it once in a while.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right okay, just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Turkey's are beautiful, intelligent animals!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right! Okay, it's just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"She is?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It's a lot of work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just-there's gonna be a ton left over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No there won't! I promise I will finish that turkey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right, you're telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and it's actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this year's), as Monica is getting everything ready.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, isn't weird to think about how next year at this time they'll be a little baby at the table? Rachel's! But good to know where you're at!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Anything I can do to help?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but he's really into the game so I don't want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We're not at a barn dance. You've gotta-you wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. So how's the game?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I have no idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't believe you! That is...brilliant! And Monica has no idea?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nope! Every once and a while I just scream stuff at the TV.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Is your team winning hon?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah! Anderson just scored again! There's no Anderson.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I don't think I can help you after all, I didn't realize this game was on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I didn't know you liked football.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well normally I don't, but y'know......Green Bay is playing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You like Green Bay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well it's only like my favorite bay! {Actually, it's not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since he's already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess he's some sort of actor.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Aww thanks! God Will I'm so glad that you came! You look great! You must've lost like...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"150 pounds. Yeah, I'm gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"A pie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh right. All right, it's no fat, it's no sugar, it's no dairy...it's no good. Throw it out.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh hey. I'd shake your hand but uh; I'm really into the game. Plus, I think it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"This is Phoebe.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey. Wow! Well done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Wanna give me a hand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Sure! Monica, I can't get over how great you look! You look stunning!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well you look incredible too! You're just-you're so fit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I'm watching the game, but I'm not deaf!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Good. And Rachel Green too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Is there a problem?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Nope. Uh, it's okay. It's just uh, God I hated her.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, I'm in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? No Will no!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Y'know, it's been a while since we've screamed something. Maybe we should.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh come on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"(Joey enters eating potato chips.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, you've got almost an entire turkey to eat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin' chips is like stretching.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I actually know what you're talking about. I'm here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Who the hell is this guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Will! From high school.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Oh hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Will!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! Hot stuff?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"It's good to see you man.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"I'm a commodities broker.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Yeah, it's not. But I'm rich and thin.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Oh! Man I don't think I've seen you since uh, Lance Davis' graduation party.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"That was such a fun night!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Yeah. It would've been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"God we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"So what do you, what do you do now?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"So how long are you in town?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Hey sweetie. Oh good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Rachel Green.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Aw-oh, that's right. Are-are you gonna be okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Oh, I'll-I'll be fine. Just God I hate her Ross! I hate her!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Will, high school was-was a long time ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Look At Her Standing There With Those Yams! My Two Greatest Enemies Ross Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Oh my God Monica, who is that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":92}
{"text":"That's Will from high school!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. Oh my God, he's... Look at the way he's just staring at me. I think he's trying to mouth something to me, but I can't make it out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Okay, dinner's ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Good game!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Oh, so who won?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Green Bay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Detroit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":101}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay...Mermen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":103}
{"text":"(They sit down at the table and Will goes to talk to Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Hi! Will, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Hi! I'm Rachel Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Oh I-I remember you.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Really?! Aren't you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":109}
{"text":"You are unbelievable.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Uh Rachel? Rachel, why don't you sit here? And Will you sit way over there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":112}
{"text":"(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":113}
{"text":"That's it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":114}
{"text":"This is Chandler's chicken. This is the turkey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Oh. How-how big is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":116}
{"text":"About nineteen pounds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":117}
{"text":"It's like me when I was born.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":118}
{"text":"All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Oh, you'd like that wouldn't ya?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":120}
{"text":"What? Oh y'know what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Typical.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":122}
{"text":"I'm sorry. What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":123}
{"text":"I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Seriously, who is this guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Umm, I'm sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":126}
{"text":"I don't know? Do I? Do I?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":127}
{"text":"I think you do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":129}
{"text":"A little mean? You made my life miserable!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":130}
{"text":"I'm-I'm-I had no idea. I'm sorry. I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Well you should be. Screw it! Bring on the yams!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Oh Will. But you-you've worked so hard...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Yams!!!!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Uh Will umm, I just want to say that I'm real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Oh, it wasn't just me. We had a club!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":137}
{"text":"You had a club?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":138}
{"text":"That's right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Me and Ross.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":141}
{"text":"No need to point, she knows who Ross is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":142}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes he was.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So who else was in this club?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I don't think he-he knew what it was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You went out with her?! We had a pact!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That was in high school! It's not like it was binding forever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Then why did it have the word eternity in it?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay Monica, did you know about this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I swear I didn't. Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look Rach I-I'm sorry, okay? I...I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Co-founded!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"...co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didn't handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, we did a little more than that.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No-no! No-no. No-no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?! What else did you do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We started a rumor.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What rumor?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It was no big deal. We-we...said that the rumor was...that umm...you had both...male and female reproductive parts.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You started that?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?! You heard that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Everyone at our school heard it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one's not really our fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Monica, how come you never told me this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachel's standing and he's sitting down and he's not looking at her face... You get the picture.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Joey stop staring! There's nothing there! It's not true!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished the turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You are my Everest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Joey, you don't have to finish that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh yes I do. Otherwise what's next? Today I'm just a guy who can't finish a turkey, but tomorrow I'm the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just...I just-I gotta change my pants. Jeans have no give.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, \"Dear Rach, you're such a good person.\" Not girl! Person!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Rach, I think you're reading a little too much into it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"\"Dear Rach, you're a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn't true?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Could you also tell them I'm skinny now?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh! Me too!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Well look-look I'm not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I don't care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y'know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"That's not totally true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"How did you know that?!!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"It's true?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"(Ross is at a loss for words.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Mrs. Altman? She also made out with Takaka Ci-Kek the night before he went back to Thailand.","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I'm sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Hey! She didn't look 50!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Did she look 16?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Ohh, there's a picture of her in the yearbook actually.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oh! Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"She didn't photograph well!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Well, she probably wasn't familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Didn't she walk with a cane?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Only when it was damp!! I can't believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Y'know what? I'm back in the club!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I wanna join!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Wh-Phoebe!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didn't go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"All right, y'know-Fine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"All right, listen you're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Wow...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"And Ross, if it weren't for Rachel's rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"As a romancer of the elderly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"The eyes...did still sparkle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you've been through so much since then. And right now you've got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can't you just let this go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"She's right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Hold on! You got her pregnant?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Are ya getting married?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"So you knocked her up but you're not gonna marry her. Dude! Anybody?","speaker":"Will Colbert","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Okay. It's exactly how I'd imagined it would be.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"All right where's that turkey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Joey! Those are my maternity pants!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well that's it. I'm done. Whew! There come the meat sweats.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well Joey, we're all...we're all very proud of you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Is there anything we can do for you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No just, nobody press on my stomach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You can keep those pants by the way.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoa-hey-wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you want some?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah, just cut me a little sliver. A little bigger. Little bigger. What?! Are you afraid you're gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! So what do you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"New haircut? Necklace? Dress? Boots? Boots!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! Now, they're a little more than I normally spend on boots...or rent","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss being able to afford food.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, \"Oh, these are way too expensive for you.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She had a point.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They're mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah well, too bad we're gonna have to return them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Return them?! Shh! They're gonna hear you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, I'm not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I'm going to wear them all the time. You'll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I have you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Nice try; I'm keeping the boots.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel's, who is now showing, stomach.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's right, I love you! And-and I'm gonna play with you all the time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's talking to the baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, \"I can't wait to hear your first words,\" I thought, \"There's a trick.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh hey Rach, listen-Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin' to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, she's really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y'know, to give her some advice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?! Oh my God! I'm successful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, so will you meet with her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! I'd love to! Have her come by the office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Great! Thanks! You're gonna love her so much. And-Oh, she's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y'know the S.A.T's?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She took 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey Ross! Doesn't Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah. Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Sting has a son that goes there too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah I know; he's in Ben's class.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sting's son, seven years old and there's a picture.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, it's New York magazine. It's an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uh, I actually haven't even met him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah that's too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but it's totally sold out. I know! Why don't you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two I'll take you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well actually, I'm picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe he'll be there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! That's why you have kids!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey-hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi boots.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See Chandler? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already! They're very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! They're beautiful!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ahh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"They hurt so much!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well-well you can give them to me! I haven't felt my feet in years!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I'd wear them all the time, I just can't give them away!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well then get your money back and return them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can't do that either! The soles' are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't think you did a very thorough job!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I dropped him off at Carol's. Anyway, it turns out that I'm not going to be able to get those tickets though.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh no! Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well it turns out that Ben and Sting's son do not get along.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How come?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are lesbinims.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wait! But Ross if they don't get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Phoebe, you can't force kids to be friends.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Playpen?! Ben's seven!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Your kid is seven?! He's really small. Please! Please get the tickets!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Look I'm sorry Pheebs, I can't do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yes you can! Sting says so himself!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Rosssss can!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Look Phoebe, I'm sorry it's just...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Rossss can!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Phoebe, I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(Ross runs out to get the tickets.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here she is! Future fashion superstar!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Joey, I'm hardly a...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My little sister Dina!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Right! Hi Dina!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nice to meet you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks so much for meetin' with me. Joey's told me so much about you!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is so exciting for her. Well, I'll let you two fash...ists get down to business.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. All right Dina, well let's talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let's see, there's design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there's-there's sales, which is great because you get to travel...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I...I don't care about fashion! I'm pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And there's marketing...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahhhhhhhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh nothing I'm just-just was yawning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh don't forget, my office holiday party is tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Honey, we don't really have to go to this thing tonight do we?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Now sweetie, I know you don't like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a...supple leather lining.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I don't-I don't think that I'm gonna wear the boots tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well y'know, I'm just-I'm just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots don't really go with it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, I'll wear the boots. In fact, I'll go into my room right now and y'know try the outfit on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay? Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I-I can't go in there. I can't tell him!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, it's going to be okay. He's been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; that's what the meatball sub is for.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! It's my fashion girls! What's wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, why don't you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh. What's, what's going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dad's heart? Is that a sandwich?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joe, mom and dad are fine...","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that a sandwich?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey...there's something that you...should know. Dina?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm pregnant.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well obviously this is a mistake! You can't be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! Dina...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Bub!!! I can't believe this! You're the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bobby Corso, but he's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You got pregnant for funny?! Dina...if he's funny...laugh! All right, I'll be back in a little while! You stay here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why? Where are you going?","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I can't look at you right now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Joey storms back in and covering his face so he doesn't see Dina grabs the sandwich and heads back out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The Midfield Day School, it's after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, there you are Ben!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I heard you're having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boy's name is Sting's son.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jack? I hate him! He's a jerk.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there.","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Him you're friends with.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes! Yes you can, I'm looking for Jack's parents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you with one of the students?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh-huh, I'm with Ben.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you one of Ben's mothers?","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I am one of Ben's mothers. I'm a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well hi, I'm Jenny Boone. I'm the new teacher here.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I've only met your partner Carol.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss the problems he's having with Ben? Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah! Let's do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, their number is on the contact sheet.","speaker":"The Teacher","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? 'Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. She's such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Y'know, that party wasn't bad.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! I didn't know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no, we can't walk!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What honey, it's like fifteen blocks to the subway. Let's go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I can't walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! They're killing me! One toe at a time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. It's oddly unsettling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hop on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. Ah...Ooh...Oohh...Ohh...Oh God...Ohh...Oh...Ohh...Ohhhh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What college was that Dina?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Joey enters dragging a guy.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! Bobby!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi Dina. Good to see you.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Joey this is crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't interrupt me when I'm talkin' to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh you'll take 'em!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No I won't!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! You don't get a say in this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes I do!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ahhh! I heard \"I do\", we're halfway there! Okay! You!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right Joey! That is enough! Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, it's not legal. Okay? They-they don't have a marriage license, they don't have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well what am I supposed to do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No they can't! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective! Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah...we kinda didn't use any...","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, come on kids! A little help here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Sting's Apartment, Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting's wife, Trudie Styler, to enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! This place is incredible! Sting's pen...that he gave to Phoebe. Come on! Secret passageway!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm Trudie.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You must be Ben's mum.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why else would I be here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do sit down.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm told there are two sides to this story, but all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a poo-poo head.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, I'm sorry. Won't-won't Jack's father be joining us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh I'm sorry, Jack's father is not available.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 o'clock?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no, I know that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Concert. Yeah. That does put us in...quite a pickle. Because you see I'm very busy before and after the concert, and he's obviously busy during.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you here for tickets?","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. Four would be great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this!","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh good! Then you're in luck! Ben's not my son!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look, I've just pressed a button, triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now, the police will be here!","speaker":"Trudie Styler","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"The Police? Here? A reunion?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh I'm sorry! Do you need a break?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I'm sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't have your boots.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I don't have them either. Where are they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. God well, we gotta go back and get them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, I'm never gonna wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bye boots-Wait! Half off?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina's situation.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, just because they're not getting married doesn't mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Let's hear their plan! Now, what's the future look like for Dina and Bobby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well...I really have high hopes for my band.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You were right. He is funny.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why don't you tell us a little bit about your band?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well it's just me and my pal Rooster, the band's name is Numb Nuts.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Dina, if you're having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! Dude, that's not a compliment!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No Joey! I knew you wouldn't be supportive!","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? You're gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself...without a husband?! You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! No! No! It's different for you. You're so strong and together. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Maybe! Well! Well...so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts-Oh forget it! I can't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, I'm just gonna need some help. And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You bet I am! And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her. Why can't you do that for me?","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Because! 'Cause... 'Cause you're my baby sister!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And you're my big brother! I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world. I'm not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well I'd be scared of them, but all right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey, I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We're gonna be all right. I mean, even if we're not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.","speaker":"Dina","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's right! By his uncle too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And by you.","speaker":"Bobby Corso","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay Bobby, why don't we just come over here and let them have a little moment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Come here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No! Seriously! What's wrong with you?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Ross are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well...let's just say... Rosss caaaaan!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oo, where are the seats?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, middle balcony.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, now would you say that that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Then that's not breaking the law! I'm there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe?","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look at that guy by the window, wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He's awfully short and I think he's talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it's like every guy I see-I mean look here. Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that's not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?! So this has happened to you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y'know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa's lap.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, y'know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, I'll ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need a good...pill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hey!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah, probably at the end. Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm missin' picture time?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know she has a face Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, here's a good one of us.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y'know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know, every year I say I'm gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Together? Like-like to people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, y'know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It'll be cute, okay?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh sure, sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Bye guys.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Mona exits.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Congratulations! You just got married!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know. Can you believe that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wait, I'm-I'm sorry. What's the big deal about a holiday card?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey, hey that's your wife you're talking about!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I didn't know you and Carol were getting divorced, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No leg-chewing for us sir.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, we've got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I can't think of anything we're doing. Why can't I think of anything we're doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I'll see you tomorrow! Just so you know, we're not seeing him tomorrow. I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's because he wasn't invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture doesn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, there's a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. Wow, this is great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now, do you think it should say, \"Love Ross and Mona?\"","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, we-we haven't said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How many did you want? I'm getting a hundred.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A hundred?! Well, I-I guess I'll take a-Mona, uh...I-I'm not sure about the whole uh, card thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really? Why not?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just don't know if we're really quite there yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh y'know, I didn't think of it that way. You're right. You're right. So, can I ask you a question?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Where are we?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Y'know, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hmm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I mean I love spending time with you, y'know I just-I hope we're moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Don't you think?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Let's do the card!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The card! I think we're there!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. I-But I think we should still have this conversation.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Really?! I mean, even with the card?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Doctor's Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just so you know, Dr. Long can't be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Y'know who I'm talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi Rachel? I'm Dr. Schiff.","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, how's it going?","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm a doctor.","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, I don't have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, are you experiencing any discomfort?","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No. I'm very comfortable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Any painful gas?","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table?","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well would you like me to lie down on the table?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry, is there something going on here?","speaker":"Dr. Schiff","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Do you feel it too?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh hey! So, how did your doctor's appointment go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, let's see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why did you do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You wish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, I could've had you if I wanted you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Come and get it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, even this is turning me on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how's it, how's it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, yeah we're moving forward. You'll be getting our card!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, we're not just doing a card! Y'know, she-she also wants to have the conversation about where the relationship is going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ugh! Women!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, \"So, where is this going?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh Ross? You asked me that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I'm not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Y'know, something that says we're moving forward without having to talk about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Like asking her to move in with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Smaller than that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Making her a mixed tape?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh, bigger than that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Give her a key to your apartment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa-hello! We were closer with the mixed tape.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right. Have you said, \"I love you?\" You could say, I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah I-I don't-I don't think I'm quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, we hate that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That is a slap in the face.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Forget it. I-I-Y'know what? I'll just have the conversation. I'll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office, Doug is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Bing! We're all set for tonight, 8 o'clock.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh uh, as it turns out, we can't do it. Monica has to work.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, my ex-wife didn't work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh uh well tomorrow's no good for her either.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh? Why not?","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's the semi-finals...of her...botchy ball tournament.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well now-now you're just talking crazy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So why can't the three of us go out together?","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because uh...we-we...we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good God Bing I...well I can't say I'm altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bing my boy, we're gonna get you over this. Now here's the plan, grab your coat, we're going to a strip club.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Here we go. Mona umm, I think it's time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aw, we-we are so... So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, y'know hanging out with you. And I mean-I'm having a lot of fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I mean, there's no point in spending time with someone if-if it's just fun. It's gotta be, it's gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? Ah! That's-that's the real question. And-and the answer is...is it's going somewhere...fun. Now I-I know what you're thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y'know, but you're-you're not getting any younger. No I mean-No not you, not you, you-you are getting younger. I mean-you-you look like you're getting younger by the second-What's your secret?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, so umm, so where are we?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, well to sum up, we're having fun, you look young.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But that's not enough. So... So...here's a key to my apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You don't think this is too fast.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ross groans no.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he's made with a woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You gave her a key to your apartment?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. Ooh Ross! How'd the conversation go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh great, I live on the street.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey everybody.","speaker":"Roger","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi Roger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So umm, I'm gonna get us some drinks. Would you help me out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, he's here to have sex with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Phoebe no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's okay, he's a virgin.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he'll have sex with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, okay let's leave these two alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: A Strip Club, Doug and Chandler are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh that's all right sir, and that's just one girl.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Bing-What's this?!","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a hand. It's a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, it's a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. We're gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah-yeah-yeah, y'know I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.","speaker":"Doug","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross's door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, and oh I'm gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross, what's going on? You changing the lock?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. That guy is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good luck buddy.","speaker":"Locksmith","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now you're-you're sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh! And I love spending time with you.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi honey I'm home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"From the tequila factory?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come here. I can breath through my mouth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y'know what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooh, I don't know if we're there yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes. Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. I'll call you back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who was that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's just the pizza place.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry honey, I'm just having a, having a rough day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, what's wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh you really, you really just don't want to hear about it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Then why did I ask?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, it's just-and this is really embarrassing-but lately with this whole pregnancy thing I'm just finding myself...how do I put this umm, erotically charged.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that college talk for horny?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. So y'know, I have all of these feelings and I don't know what to do about them, because I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, y'know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he's doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so...hard...to find. So how was your day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I gotta get up early and it's almost seven o'clock.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, good night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I didn't ask you to do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're Rachel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're my friend!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Right back at ya!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"And so bad. I don't even know what you're talking about because I didn't ask you to do anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Do you wanna do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right, me neither! I was just testing you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's the end of this conversation!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"This conversation never happened!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Never happened! Good night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Good night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Get back in there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Listen, I'm sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasn't right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you'll really enjoy. Now, this is just a loan. Okay? I'm gonna, I'm gonna want him back. So... I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry, I thought I could do it and I can't!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! I got you a present!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Pheebs you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I love it! It's huge!! Let's open it! Open it!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I didn't know where to put it so I just left it here for now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I kinda like it here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do you really like it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like-Oh my, this is like my second favorite game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh really? What was your first?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well I-I really don't remember the name of it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well what did it do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, you just-you put a quarter in and y'know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"A vending machine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Don't feel bad for me! I won like every time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here. I've been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They made you head of the department!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! Why didn't I get head of the department?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, Paul's Caf. They got great food and it's really romantic.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh, great! Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing-Oh! Take her dancing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I'll tell ya...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin' all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why don't I take you out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! Joey, you don't want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes I do! And we're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay! I'll go with ya! I'll go! I'll go with ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll be fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, I'm next. Don't! Don't start another game! I said I'm next! Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over all the winning.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Who cares? It's a stupid game.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You only think it's stupid because you suck at it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't suck. It's sucks. You suck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don't you go home and wait for the thank you card?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why do you want to play this game so bad?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! It's not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Phoebe that's it. Come on, get out-out of the chair. Get out! Oh come...Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey? Could you get that? What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And, a brownie! Well, half a brownie. Actually, it's just bag. It's been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin' to feel faint so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I'm going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about......there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so...nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, actually that's my roommate's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah yes, but he's very protective of me so you'd better watch yourself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah... Hey, so this roommate of yours...is he good looking?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hm-mmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, he's not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...which brings us back, of course, to Greely's theory of dominance. Okay, that-that's all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.","speaker":"Student","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?! That-that's all the way cross town, I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, dude. That's not gonna happen.","speaker":"Student","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exiting students.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I'm the teacher!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello. I'm sorry I'm a little late. Ah--Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel's dinner order.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"There's a side of steamed vegetables.","speaker":"Waitress","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know what? Bring her both, and I'll have the same.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date-Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent check.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We're on a date.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don't like me for- I'm sorry I couldn't even get through that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. And that works?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well it does when you combine it with, \"This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, you poor little famous man.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you're so beautiful...I don't think I can.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Alright, so...so tell me one of your moves.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright. So where'd you grow up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's your move? Boy Rach, you're lucky you're hot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, just answer the question!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Queens.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And so were-were you close to your parents?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance y'know-I mean we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh. It's gotta be rough.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, it is. It's really tough. Y'know sometimes I think-Wow!! Nice move!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"\"Where'd you grow up,\" it's so simple!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Thank you! And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And now you're watching me walk away.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes I am! Again so simple!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms. Pac-Man.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You are not going to believe what I did today!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well it clearly wasn't showering or shaving.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. Although I-I hope they don't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What is the matter with your hand?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I've been playing it for like eight hours, it'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler, why would you do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because it's awesome.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You think this is clever?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well y'know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey wait a minute, this one isn't dirty.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It is when you put it together with that one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ah, well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me. But Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can't be there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on, he won't even know what they mean.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler! He's seven; he's not stupid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Have you talked to him lately?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, look I'm just gonna unplug it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No-no-no, if you unplug it, I'll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. No! Hey look at that! Look at that, it's still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM Chip in it or something!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Honey you-you got to beat your scores!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"With the claw?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"All right fine. Fine, I'll do it. I've just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Pull my finger--My hand is messed up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am not gonna answer that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, but I don't know why. Look at me, I'm having such a wonderful time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I never laughed so hard-Did you see the wine come out of my nose?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Huh. Huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, now don't judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. I'm ripping into this swan.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah! Okay, well then you don't judge me. I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end of the night moves?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How do you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Now you can't tell anyone, but uh...I put on shiny lip balm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I'm telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, I don't want to tell you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Because it's embarrassing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! I didn't say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay. All right, stand up. Well, when we're at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, \"Hmmm.\" Okay, I know it doesn't sound like anything, but I swear it works.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah. Why-Yeah, that would work for ya...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh. Yeah. Me to.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, \"Get the hell out of my way!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, why didn't you just take a cab?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it'll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well you're not gonna be able to keep doing this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well I have to. Okay? If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. And...I already put it in my family newsletter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You've seen it, the Geller Yeller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right. Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I'm sure I can make it this time. I just...I just can't be afraid to get a little bit...hit by cars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I still can't believe you haven't seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Relax! It's not like it's Citizen Kane!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah I know it's really boring, but it's like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh yeah? All right, let's do it tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well don't you have that big date tonight?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey Joey, can I ask you something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know! I'm-I'm kinda thinking it-it was the lobster...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah me too, all night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?! How come we didn't cross paths?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah well that's because uh...I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandler's dirty words while he looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, I got that. I'll escape over there. I'll come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. It's got-Right- Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, you guys. Listen, I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before--Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They're all Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Chandler sucks! He couldn't have gotten this good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I did. But it came at a price.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But Ben is coming over tonight and he can't see this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. Was it just me?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross's new class, he is entering out of breath.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! I'm on time! Okay, why don't we all uh, open our books to page 23. Where... Where you will see...a uh...a bunch of uh...red spots. Okay, umm, why don't, why don't you all start to read, while I-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and they're not speaking right now.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No-no! I'm fine. It's just... Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that you've known for a while and then suddenly...suddenly see them a different way?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You mean like from behind?","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, that...that's exactly it. You're right. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ew, y'know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I'm talking about.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Totally! Wow! Would you excuse me for a sec?","speaker":"Joey's Date","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure. Ehhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it's Phoebe's turn to erase Chandler from the board.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God Phoebe, you're on fire!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"One more score to go! You can do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't touch me!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Don't touch her!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right! Go left! Go left! Go right!! Go right!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't!! I can't!! Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebe's mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebe's vulgarity.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh hi Ben-No!! Don't look at the machine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh God! Thank God you're home! I'm watching Cujo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alone?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car and Cujo's throwin' himself at the windshield?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! No! Seriously, what's wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh uh, it didn't work out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Y'know, I never thought I'd say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh sure, yeah, why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, that's him! That's him! That's Cujo! That's Cujo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it'll be okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God....What's he gonna do now? I can't watch! Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Terrified.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross's new class, this time he's actually about to do a lecture.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. Here. Here. Now as for the hydrosaurs...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(He tries to move in front of the class, only goes out of control and rolls into the hall, catching himself on the doorway with his pointer. He then pulls himself back into the room with the pointer, only he jams one end of it between the door frame and the door and breaks the pointer in half.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":12,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right. It's a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don't feel that now. It was crazy! You're fine. You're better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything's normal! She's just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you, are you high?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just had the most amazing bath.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? I don't like baths.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait, you like them with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy, it's the wet, naked lady.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, baths are so relaxing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How dirty do you think I am? I'm telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Honey, it's 2:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, neither.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God, what's up?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know. It's-it's just...lately, I've been feeling... Okay, here's what it is... You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no you don't, just come back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that's different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"In London?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"If that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Oh, Ross, don't forget, we have that doctor's appointment tomorrow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no, we talked about it. We don't want to know. All we care about is that it's happy and healthy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And smart!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Popular.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"With an aptitude for science.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I've come up with a bunch of ideas!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? Me too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh huh! If it's a girl, Phoebe, and if it's a boy, Phoebo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Maybe. But it wouldn't hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay! I was thinking if it's a girl, how about Sandrine? It's French.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Huh. That's a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay fine, what do you have?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, OK, it's for a boy. Well, I know it's a little out there, but...Darwin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, by Sandrine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm really, really not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How-how about you each get five vetoes?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"That sounds fair.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah! I don't think you're going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it's a girl, Rain.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Veto.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ross, why do you hate our child?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Fine, you go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, James.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"But only if it's a girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, veto. How about-Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh! I'm sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Veto. Stewart?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Veto. Sawyer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Veto. Helen?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Veto.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Boy, do I have a surprise for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sex on the balcony?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, but someone's really not going to get over that idea, are they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I drew you a bath!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, I don't like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So it's a boy bath!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, this does butch it up a bit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I swear, if you try it, you will love it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Chandler runs into the bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bet I know how that discussion's going to go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Cut to Chandler laying in the bathtub. \"Only Time,\" is playing in the background.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because I've got my boat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm going to need a bigger boat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Doctor's Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, no. No, we're not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether it's a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right. But if you don't want to know...","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, we want to wait, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right. Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I'll be right back. And, uh, I know it's really not my place, but please don't name your child Phoebo.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? Rach! Come on, that's terrible! They're...uh...they're babies. They're-they're all beautiful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Third one from the left?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I'm talking about it. Don't-don't you-Wh-Wha-Hey!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're looking!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I didn't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I saw you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay fine, I did. But I didn't see anything, I swear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, but Ross just listen to me...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no, no! Don't tell me! I don't want to know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But I couldn't even if I wanted to, because I don't know! I swear; I didn't see anything, and I don't want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Momentary lapse. Don't-don't you have any self-control?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's, Monica is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think there's something wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what? I-I think I'll wait out here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm in the bathtub.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh. What's wrong?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water's tepid. The salt didn't dissolve and is now... lodged places. And the scents I used don't compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile-Oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The bath salts! They're starting to effervesce! It's different. It's interesting.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, let's talk about something else.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I had the exact same conversation.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You did? What was he talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know! Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That was a long night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right, let's break this down. What exactly did he say to you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, he was talking about rules.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Umm, and looking at people differently.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He didn't say anything about that to me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What did he tell you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But what did he mean by rules?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Because he was looking at her differently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You guys?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Just a minute! That's Mrs. Tribbiani!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You don't say anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm not going to let you say anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You just stay here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"(Monica runs out to Phoebe, who is in the kitchen)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, you had that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, just as well, I broke this one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Monica starts smiling)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I mean, I-I, I really shouldn't say. I mean, I'm really not supposed to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":48}
{"text":"It's a humdinger!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Then it's really too bad that you can't tell me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Somebody likes you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Is it Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":52}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Well, then tell him to stop staring!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":54}
{"text":"It's Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Really?! Joey?! You don't say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Is it something you'd be interested in?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But y'know on the other hand... No. No, I can't. We're friends. No, oh, no. I don't want to risk what we have.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I guess that makes sense. So, you think you're going to talk to him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Sure, yeah. I mean, it's Joey. I don't want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Not Chandler, just Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":62}
{"text":"[Scene: Central perk, Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what? I've been thinking about it. I'm really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach, I-I can't tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know we're never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know it's a boy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I didn't see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't think so! You're just giving me Ruth so you'll get to name it when it's a boy, and that's when you'll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I would-Sequoia?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Veto.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Unless... You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I'm not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But Ross, you want the name Ruth!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not like this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's, Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. Well, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, Joey, I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I knooow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Whaaat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know about your feelings.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God. You do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, and I'm sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that's very rare.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it's Rachel for God sakes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"For God sakes, it's Rachel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know. I know. And she's not only my friend; she's my pregnant friend! She's my pregnant friend who's Ross' ex!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah that's Rachel. Beat me over the head with it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y'know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. You want to hear it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She made me switch to light Mayo. That's it! That's all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey, I just think you're getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Absolutely! Y'know, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, just a crush! That's all this is! It's a crush! I'm Joey; I don't get deep feelings.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know I've had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And I'm sure you've had them for us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Mm-hmm. Throw me a bone here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, I uh... I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right. The student has become the master.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, I swear, I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, come on, you know it's a girl!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A what?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You really didn't know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We're having a girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's what you just said!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You said girl!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes. I'm... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm not! We're having a girl! Sometimes I can't believe it's with you-But still! We're having a girl!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know! I know. You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, yes! We'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Permission to veto.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, please.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do I smell essential oils?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm going to take a bath. I'm just going to get a magazine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What do you think you're doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"L-leaving my troubles behind?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know that you're new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, it's so hard to care when you're this relaxed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you're just a girl in a tub!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe enters the bathroom)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You told her?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard! How'd it go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, you were wrong, he doesn't like me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors' house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn't like you? How would you feel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't think I'd care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Really? Lee Majors is hot!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We're in the bathroom!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What are you guys doing in here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong. It's Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You like Rachel?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It's just a crush! It's going to go away! Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Mazel tov.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in here? Oh, my!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Honey, cover it up with the boat!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes we're all in here and we would love for you to join us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well hey! What's going on? Ooh, cool boat--Oh, no. Hey, did you, did you tell them?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No, I was waiting for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Tell us what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"We're having a girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, wow! Yay! Wow! Hooray! Oh, man!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(They all hug and then turn and look at Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I'll...I'll get you later!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right. It's a new day, and it's just a crush, that's all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, \"it was cuckoo!\" Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi, sweetie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It sure is nice to do this together, isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. And what you're doing feels so good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm not touching you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's the salts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica's door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I left my guitar here again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, okay. No problem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great! Umm...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So do you want to hang out or something?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh are you and Chandler...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes! Exactly.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, what's up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe, I can explain!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You told me you hate massages!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning...Don't let Phoebe in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I can't believe this! How long as this been going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well umm, Alexandra has been...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, it has a name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Phoebe, don't get upset!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay-Oop! Too late! I'm leaving! Come on Chandler let's go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, Phoebe I thought I'd--Yeah, what the hell.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, we're almost there! We're almost there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Joey, I'm so happy things worked out for us that we're having this baby together. I love you so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I love you too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And I hope it's not an inappropriate time to say this but, you're the best sex I ever had.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's always appropriate! Oh, okay. One more push! One more push!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!","speaker":"Doctor","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(She hands the baby to Joey who pulls down the blanket to reveal Ross's face where the baby's should be.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I hope you're a better father than you're a friend!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey! Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come feel this! Come feel my belly!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Aaaah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Joey starts to get up but stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, y'know what? Maybe uh, you...you should come to me. I'm a not, I'm not wearing any bottoms.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my, oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Aw, it's unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she's like umm...oh...who's that kind of annoying girl soccer player?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Mia Hamm?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Mia Hamm!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh that's amazing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey babe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don't like us do they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, it doesn't say where it came from. Where would we return it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"How about to the street say from the balcony?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why don't we just find a place for it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. How about in that cabinet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! That's where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How about the closet by the bathroom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Here, why don't you let me do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. It's locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No reason. I-I keep private things in there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh y'know, I've been living here a while and I've never seen what's inside that closet. What is, what is in there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Feminine stuff.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-you'll let it go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? You!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. If! I said, \"If it helps!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Why won't you let me massage you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well it's...I mean I'd just-I'd be self-conscious. You're my friend; I'd be naked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica! We lived together for years! I've seen you naked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's different, we were roommates! And when?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm curious about the human body.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"But I'm a professional! And I'm really good! Look, if you're uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, if it means that much to you...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It does! How would you feel if you couldn't share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn't teach us about dragons.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Dinosaurs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Potato, potaato.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross! The baby's kicking!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?! It is?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do that again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joey's room and he was sleeping...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"A dreamless sleep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"My God, the baby's kicking. That's great. Although I...kinda wish I-I would've been there to feel the kicking for the first time y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well I got stuff going on in here if you wanna feel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Look, I-I don't want to miss anymore baby stuff. So...Here. Here's my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I'll be there! Okay? I don't care if it's three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! Can I get a copy of that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you under the sheet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe turns on some music and grabs some oil.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great, let's begin. How's the pressure?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it's not weird is it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No. Ooohh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's right, you just enjoy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh God Phoebe!! Oh that's it! That's it! Right there! Oh! Ooooh-oooh-ooooh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I wasn't trying to open your closet! I wasn't trying to open your closet! I swear!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know. Ooh, I bet it's Richard.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And here we go...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y'know it wouldn't kill ya to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don't-Whoa!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh hey whoa-whoa, don't worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Absolutely. But, we're gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I'll page Ross on the way. Come on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Oh God-Ow!-Oo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everything's gonna be fine, trust me. Okay. Take my hand. Here we go. Oww crushing bones!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! So?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She's fine. She's experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So but everything is normal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And-and there's no danger to her and the baby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you don't know what they are, but she's fine.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you doctor. Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Calm?! I wasn't calm! I've never been more scared in all my life!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well what do I know?! I'm not a doctor!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I-But everything is okay. I'm fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You sure?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus though. Mild discomfort, what's he talking about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh hey-hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, everything's fine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, no uterus, no opinion.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey uh, what's with the candy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh you went to the movies by yourself?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No I-Mona!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I gotta go back in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What? Why? What's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, everything's fine. I just gotta go back...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No really, you tell me what's up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I-I forgot my underwear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh hey, don't worry about it man. Don't worry about it, no big deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah but still, I mean it should've been me. I'm the dad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Uh, if you have any questions, here's some information on Braxton-Hicks. Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. You're gonna make a wonderful father.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! He brought Twizlers!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There has got to be a way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh no wait, I'm not an nine-year-old girl.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then why do you throw like one?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure. \"Monica.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. Wow, you sure found that quick. I just-I wish I didn't feel this way about Rachel anymore, y'know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think...I think Ross feels left out. Y'know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God... You should've seen the look on Ross's face. By the way, I have no idea what I'm doing here. For all I know I'm just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's a good idea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I just...I feel terrible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, it's not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Y'know? You're doing nothing wrong. Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. Richard? If-if you're in there, could you pass me my credit card?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no, I got that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Okay but you should know though, I've raised my rates to $200 an hour.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean $500.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"600.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What?! You're crazy! There's nothing sexual about the noises I make!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really? There's nothing sexual about this? Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. What are you looking at?! I mean hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my-This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I'm never gonna get massaged again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, you can't let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well not clients, lovers. But let's just y'know, try it again. Come back and-and we'll work through it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Great! Okay, if you'll just excuse me. So, did you hear something you liked?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh! That's so sweet of you! Oh yum! Did you put pickles on this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh Ross!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?! What?! Rach what?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I-I'm sorry Rach, I didn't know. Are you gonna be okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm on it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can't believe this! I shouldn't be the one making her throw up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I don't know any of it and I'm the father. I wish I'd be more involved y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Are you breaking up with us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"The thing is...'cause I live with Rachel I'm here for a lot of the stuff, okay? And Ross...Ross is missing everything. So...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Maybe you two should live together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that...if you're gonna have a roommate, y'know it might as well be the father.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But Joey, I don't think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean--Or he does.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"But Ross, its you and me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So? Sure! But it-it wouldn't be anything romantic. And I'm-I'm dating Mona-Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"All right now, so? What do you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't know. Is it crazy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No! No it's not. Joey, this is a smart idea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, I was due.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, let's do it. I'll move in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh Rach that's great. That's great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not to shabby, I got this all off myself...using my wife's tools. Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How did you get in there?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're messy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no! You weren't supposed to see this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I married Fred Sanford!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No Chandler, you don't understand! Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I'm y'know...I'm sick.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, honey you're not sick! Look, I don't love you because you're organized, I love you in spite of that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really? You promise you won't tell anyone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well...it's just umm...I'm afraid you might mess it up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Rachel's all moved out huh? How are you taking it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it's a couple weeks past it's expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you kidding me? I'm great! Yeah, I'm uh; I'm better than great. I am good. And now that she's gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldn't do before. Y'know? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Y'know? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Y'know? I like being on my own, I'm uh, better off this way. I'm uh, a lone wolf. Y'know? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What's a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Phoebe is giving Monica another massage.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's it. Just relax.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ohh. Oh! Ohh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on more!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, you like that don't you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah right there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You want it there? You take it there baby!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, say my name. Say it! And now I'm going to cover you back up, and umm we're never doing this again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Hey, Rach!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hey, Happy Valentine's Day!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you, too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, so, uh, how's it going living over at Ross'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Rachel exits with coffee)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There's one lucky to-go cup of coffee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks. But maybe later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You want anything?","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that's never going to happen!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We have red bagels.","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I'm actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, she's been away all week visiting her parents, but she'll be cool. I mean, she's been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, 'Fossils are my friends.'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ugh. Come on, Mona, don't kiss ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, I'm going to take off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right. 'Candy and Cookie?'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Candy's the mother, Cookie's the daughter. The father's also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, c'mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, Monica, grow up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, what's behind your back?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You don't want my opinion?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on, I'm your older brother, ask me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, big brother. Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"The red one.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and...wait...just Joey's. Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Look, I know you've been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He-hee!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks so much, Pheebs! We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! Oh! Not that kind of fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy Valentine's!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay! I'll be right out. I'm slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"'Candy and Cookie'. 'Candy and Cookie?' Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(A woman on TV breaths hard)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, just relax.","speaker":"Man On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I love you, St. Valentine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Chandler's eyes get huge!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Woah, woah, that's not pretty!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Now, push!","speaker":"Man On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ow! Ow! Ooh! That hurts!","speaker":"Woman On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohhh! Make it stop!","speaker":"Woman On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I am trying!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's. Joey is playing fetch with the dog.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! Well, you're cute, but you're not too smart!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did I just throw this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I accidentally packed these with my stuff. Who is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, that's, uh, that's Phoebe's friend's dog. I don't know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but I've got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously can't stop it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"C'mere. Hey. C'mere. That's Rachel. She's the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with you-we love her. But we can't have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? You're a guy. Well, you used to be.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So what do you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(Chandler glances up at Monica with his mouth still wide open and his eyes still huge)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I've still got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why did you get me this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's yelling...bleeding...dilating. Oh, the dilating...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe's. Why were you even watching it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I thought...maybe...you got me porn for Valentine's Day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine's Day... you were right! Apparently, it's about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! Oh, wait a minute. Those aren't stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I'm not really in a sexy mood right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mm-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How long it took to go back in the water?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler, we can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You don't know. You didn't see it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Child-birth, it's a natural thing! It's beautiful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"See, honey, there's-","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Don't touch me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! So, how was Atlantic City?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I brought you back a present.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wha-? Oh, come on. You didn't have to-saltwater taffy?! Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but it's actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. That's not interesting.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I think it's interesting.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I do too! I missed you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I missed you, too! So, how was your week?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How exciting!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! I know! It was. Oh... the only sad thing is I wasn't around when it happened for the first time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah right!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey cracks me up! It's like, 'Yeah, why don't you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldn't be awkward at all!'","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Huh...uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he's starting to panic, so he shoves the whole saltwater taffy he's eating in his mouth)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, what'd you tell him?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Just a second!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Taffy, really? I've never had any.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ever?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. Thank you! So what, you're just never going to tell her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I'm going to take her to an amazing Valentine's dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the world, then I'm going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"she's a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to-what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What's the deal? Oh, it's nice! May I try a pink one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's. Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isn't going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, buddy. How's my favorite dog, huh? How's my favorite dog? You're subdued. Did you give him a beer?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Oh, me, right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Joey follows Phoebe into the kitchen)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He's miserable! What happened to him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nothing. We just talked about stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What stuff?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Rachel stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh...Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He's breathing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I'm going to take him back to Wendy's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, no, no, no! He's fine! Look, look, look! Here's your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and...Rachel's...I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I'm, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I've got big Valentine's plans! I've got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Y'know, it's interesting! Most people think that's made with seawater, when in fact-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(There is a knock on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mona? What are-hi! What are you doing here? I'm, um, supposed to pick you up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine's dinner! Surprise!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ayyyayyyy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, hey, Mona!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! What's she doing here?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I have no idea!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Seriously, what is she doing?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh...lately, she just likes hanging out here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I think she's lonely.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, but it's Valentine's Day!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Can't we just ask her to go?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no. She's way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(Doorbell rings)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm not here! That's just my Chinese food!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Mm-hmm. She's-she's emotional, but, but ballsy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why don't you, uh, open the champagne, and I'll be right back. I've got a surprise for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You got another ex-wife back there?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Please start drinking!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I'm just going to grab the phone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but, but, um... what are you doing?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry! Do you need the phone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why don't you go back to your place and give us some privacy?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"But, but, Mona, I live here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Happy Valentine's Day! ...Or something to remember me by.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How long has it been this time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"90 seconds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it...except all I did was think about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know, it haunts me? Up 'til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why don't we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Now all we've got to do is get rid of this chair.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can't do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, thank God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come in!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi! I'm so sorry to barge in on your Valentine's, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Poor Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross' apartment)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It's here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, And We Should Warn You, Before You Watch It don't watch it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Why? You saw it? Is it scary?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, let's just say it's ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, now, wait. Now I'm all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"C'mon, seriously, you guys, you're not going to make me watch this alone!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"She's right...of course not. Honey, get the tape.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. Okay, here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Okay. Ooh, my! Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Why have I seen this thing three times?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It's...still beautiful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh! It's horrible!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I know! I know, I'm so sorry for you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wait, you guys, look!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What? Did her ass explode?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, the baby's out! Look, look!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, look at those little fingers and toes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"And look how happy the mom is now!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh...Rach!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, screw you guys, you don't have to do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from...God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we've never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd....]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, hey, man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh...Mona just dumped me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, with everything that's been going on lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentine's Day.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine's Day? What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sort of.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You don't have to seem so happy about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I...I d-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y'know, actually once-once I got dumped during sex.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Two girls sitting at a table next to them look up in disgust, and Ross and Joey move away)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Forget about it. It's no big deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"C'mon! Joey! What is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, uh...sit down. Um... there's this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh...it can't happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She's not a Tribbiani?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I knew it. So, is she someone from work?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, uh, does she like you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sometimes I think maybe she could. But it doesn't matter, because I can't do anything about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, it's complicated. She's with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because we're really good friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh... is he still in love with her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No. I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Okay. Um... is he a good guy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah, he's the best.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Joey, it's worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I do! So much! I can't stop thinking about her! I can't sleep, I-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Here's your warm milk.","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm going to...uh...I'm going to, um, put the bourbon in it at home.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Anyway... seriously, uh...just...just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"It's Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute...Ahh! What's going to happen next??!!! I can't make it all the way through the Olympics!!!)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, you're going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I came to the big city to become a star! I'll do...anything to make that happen!","speaker":"Woman On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Anything?","speaker":"Man On Tv","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Music starts playing...yes...you know what kind of music...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hmm...maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There's this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, it's complicated. She's with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, y'know? 'Ccause we're really good friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh... is he a good guy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, he's the best.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, it's worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I do! So much! I can't stop thinking about her! I can't sleep, I-","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Did you um-I'm sorry, did you just say it's Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um, you...you like Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes. I like Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Rachel?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, okay but look, buy uh-Hey-hey, y'know, y'know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn't get said enough. I like you Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but it's not a big deal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's not a big deal? Oh, I'm sorry I just...um, I...what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like-you-you can't stop thinking about her. Like how you can't sleep?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm an actor, y'know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Rachel who's carrying my baby? Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look no, I-I know it's bad, and I know it's wrong. Okay? But-but it's not like anything's ever gonna happen. Y'know? These-these are just feelings, they're gonna go away.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I gotta go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don't...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I just-y'know-I-I just have one-Rachel?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says \"Rachel?!\" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rachel?!!","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh-oh! Okay, she's kicking!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! She's growing inside you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Whoa!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow that was a big one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I think that's the youngest girl ever to reject me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh hey you guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That's why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He'll find me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh, and you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don't think they exist.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well last night, I met Monica's.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, don't be crazy. You don't think there's someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, what's he like?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well he's tall.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He has brown hair.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Of course, of course.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"He works with food!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh sure. Older?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Obviously, and he's British.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I was just gonna ask!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah? And, he's-he's so centered and mature and confident.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, it's so sad they never had a chance to meet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear what you're talking about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so sorry. Um, and maybe I'm wrong! I but-y'know I'm gonna go out with him again, I'll find out more.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you're still gonna date him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I just talked to Joey, I just-I want to see how you were.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh y'know, I still-I can't believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it's... It's like you and me going out, only weirder!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, I know you're hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but don't say that again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he'd be the stepfather of my child.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Honey, I don't think that's something we need to worry about! First of all he's-he's never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she'd react.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure, because women never like Joey. Y'know, I think he's a virgin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey...he's not even thinking about going after Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"He's not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! All he's thinking about is how you're taking this! I mean, listen it's totally freaking him out. He's talking about moving to Vermont.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He says he wants to leave the country. He thinks you hate him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hate him? I... No, I don't hate him. It's just it's Rachel, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Honey I can't even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don't want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you're still his friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I'll talk to him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica's soul mate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hello. Hello.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Soul mate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Soul mate.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, what have you guys been doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Reattica. What is with all the sun-dried tomatoes at that place?","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know! What is this, 1985?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's exactly what I said. Phoebe, isn't that strange.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? On a barbecue chicken pizza? No?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, Octavio, 27&7-Oh! And there's this great little place, Alessandro's.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's my restaurant, I'm the chef there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're kidding me!","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Your food is fantastic! Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu, once I get some coffees first. Um, anyone want any?","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I'd like a latte. Oh y'know what? If you're gonna talk about me, I'm gonna go with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you doing?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Nothing! I swear to God I didn't know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didn't believe in soul mates. So...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"They're just talking, and y'know what? Just because I think they're soul mates doesn't mean anything's gonna happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Phoebe, good work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah! Oh he's great, I love him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Don't worry, we'll find you someone else.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Apartment, there's a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I don't want to hit you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh what then? Kick me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Bite me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no I don't want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that I'm not mad at you and...and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh now-Hey Ross-Ross! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh...yeah sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don't...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh...I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Anyway, it uh...look it'll just...take me a while to get over her, that's all. I'm not even sure how to do that, I mean I've never been in love before so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! You're in love with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought you knew that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Umm, no.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I don't want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, \"Ah, I'll get over this.\" Y'know? I just-It just keeps gettin' harder. I don't, I don't know what to do. Y'know? What do I do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I think you need to tell her how you feel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay that's the green stuff talkin'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, I'm serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if she's not where you are, then you can start to move past this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"But what if uh-and I'm not saying she will be-But...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"If she is where you are then uh...then my feeling weird about it shouldn't stand in the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah. Look if-if she's gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldn't find a better guy. So...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So when do you think you're gonna talk to her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God I have to tell her! I haven't even thought about what I will say. What should I say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm understanding, but let's not get carried away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm sorry, you're right. What am I gonna say? Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah, tell me about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...so I've been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese side of things.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Cheese you say? That's some pretty smelly work, huh Don?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Cheese, it's smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, I'm one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too! Yeah, Chandler can't stand it. He won't even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And you're still married to him?","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know what I'd love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese-Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries... And pate. Oh, I'm really not high, it's just I used to be fat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I've got a great little villa you can stay at.","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is it made of cheese?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldn't that be incredible?!","speaker":"Don","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'd move in tomorrow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh come on! Are you listening to this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do we do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don't know how you fight that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. Take a couple deep breaths. Look confident.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey? What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay what's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here? In the hall? What are we animals?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well honey, I'm late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I...want to have dinner with you tonight. That's all.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. That's good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what you're gonna say. Good. Yeah. Don't you people ever knock?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn't that be nice?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure, why don't you set it up. I'll just be over here, browsing through the personals.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you okay? You've been acting weird all afternoon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Jeez! What is with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, did you say cheese?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right, what's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don't believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won't stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler, you don't believe in soul mates?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. But I'm sure 'tomatoes' does.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't believe in soul mates either.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You don't?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No. I don't think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So you...you don't want to live with Don in a cheese house?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I've had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers. No? Really? They taste so good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I'm really worried the baby's not going to like him. Are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason...-Is it hot in here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No. Not-not for me, but why don't you take off your sweater?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh. Wow, I wouldn't think Hobbs would like that so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh... How long have we known each other?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Um, seven...e-e-eight, eight years. Wow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-huh, long time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But over the past few weeks...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight...","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually uh, could you give us a second?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure. Sure. Second's up! Not...that kind of table.","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So you were saying?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm not quite sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, \"Eight years.\" And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm...now here we are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, here we are. Uhh... I... I think I'm...falling in love with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm falling in love with you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Who are you talking too? Oh, you're kidding! Oh, it's a joke! It's funny. It's funny. I don't get it. Oh. Okay. Umm... I-I...uh, wow. Are you uh... How did umm... When?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Does it really matter?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You don't have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. Okay, you gotta say something!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"But.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah right. That's okay. That's fine. That's uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it's no big deal. All right? I think I'm gonna go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No! Joey please! Please don't! Please don't leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Don't start doing that. You can't do that Rach, 'cause then you're gonna make me do that. Oh, here we go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Can I?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh Joey honey I don't...I don't want to lose...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can't. Okay? Ever!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh no-no Rach, please, don't be sorry. Okay? Don't be sorry. Y'know I was only kidding you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah, that was a real good one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is this your table?","speaker":"Waiter No. 2","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"God, you're gonna be here all night!","speaker":"Waiter No. 2","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know! I haven't even read them the specials yet!","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's the matter with them?","speaker":"Waiter No. 2","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know. I think maybe one of them is dying. I kinda hope it's the girl. The guy is really cute!","speaker":"Waiter","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey's door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey? Are you in there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Cut to inside Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eating breakfast.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh God! That's Rachel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, you have to talk to her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no, I can't! I can't! Not after the other night, it's just it's...too weird, okay? Don't tell her I'm here! Don't eat that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Rachel!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is Joey here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't see him. Do you see him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't see him. Hey! Maybe he's in the sugar bowl! Joey? Nope!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, at least you make each other laugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I haven't seen him since that night that he told me how he y'know... I don't know, I think he's avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"We were playing a game.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?! No! No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh...tell him I miss him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, did you hear that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, a naked bagel game? Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honey, you gotta talk to her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I can't! Y'know? You guys don't know what it's like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know what that's like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, \"I love you,\" was, \"Oh crap!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right so, so what do I do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know it's weird, it's awkward, but you gotta at least try.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay. Whoa! I almost forgot this was on your...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We didn't play it!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, so when you're done with your tea I'll look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I didn't know you read tea leaves.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I've done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate. Y'know, and-and y'know, one of the great joys of life is it's-it's wondrous unpredictability. Y'know? And also tea tends to give me the trots.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I'm done. Read mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay. Ooh, I see a ladder. Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I-I'm the head chef. I-I can't get promoted.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm, who's next?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, I'm done. Do mine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Which can either mean you're having a baby or you're gonna make a scientific discovery!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What does yours say Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm... Wow, all right. Wow! Yay! Ooh, I'm gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And he's gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? It's a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You mean your pink shirt?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Faded salmon color.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I-I haven't seen your pink shirt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Great! Great. Then I must've left it at Mona's. I knew it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I'm sure you get another one at Ann Taylor's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well just ask Mona to give it back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean I-I guess I could. It's just that we didn't really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I'd be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh wait a second you guys...for the last couple weeks I've been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe he's the tea guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"(He slowly walks to the other side of the couch and sits down at the table, an awkward silence follows.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(More awkward silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Tea gives Phoebe the trots.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know it's tough now, but things will get better.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"In the James Taylor case.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Where is the James Taylor CD?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Honey, I'm gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, we're just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, if we're gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y'know alphabetically or by genre?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hmm, I don't know. We really have to talk this through.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, I-I'm sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah. That makes sense.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, like I don't know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh, I can do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Good. Uh honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"They were just giving those away at the store in exchange for money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh I really don't know what to tell you Rach, I really don't. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah Joey she's...Rachel's got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! Y'know what, if we're gonna make dinner we're gonna have to leave. Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So you uh, have a...big work problem?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah it's umm... Yeah it's uh... It-it's y'know-It's nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Huh. Okay. So uh, I think I'm gonna take off.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah-No wait! Joey no wait it is. It's something. It's-it's umm...it's my boss.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, and umm my baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"My boss wants to buy my baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What?! Oh my-oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I know I told you, it's a really big problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What he wants to buy your baby?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Can you believe that?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"That's crazy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"That's what I told him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Okay, how did this even happen?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well I'll tell ya! See uh my-my boss and his wife-They-they can't have children. So umm, and that-we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, \"Rachel, I want to buy your baby.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Ohh! Yeah! Yeah that-that would've been a much simpler problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: A newsstand, Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hello.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it's you. I see you everywhere. I'm Jim, Jim Nelson.","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I'm Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We have. Maybe we'll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 o'clock?","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, maybe we will. Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Mona's Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mona? Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's okay.","speaker":"Mona's Date","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, it's still wet. Y'know what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh umm, I-I don't know if I want to wear a woman's shirt.","speaker":"Mona's Date","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No-no that's a man's shirt.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's awfully pink.","speaker":"Mona's Date","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, both yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah? The work problem?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What problem did you tell him you had?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh that's not important. The point is, I really-I think everything's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Zelner's Office, he's in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Isn't it funny how we kept running into each other? It's as if someone really wants us to be together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Someone does. Me.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, witty banter. Well done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, tell me a little bit about yourself.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh okay, well I'm a masseuse, and I used to work at this place...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you like to party?","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I-I-I like, I like parties.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're wild, aren't ya?","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah I guess, a little.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It ain't no thing, I'm wild too.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for umm-Well since I was fourteen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm staring. It's just that you have the most beautiful eyes.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh stop it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And your breasts! Hmm!!!","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay. Umm look, you're coming on a little strong. But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why don't we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I write erotic novels, for children.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"They're wildly unpopular.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow! You do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, a Pretty Huge...","speaker":"Jim","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The sun'll come out...tomorrow! Bet...your bottom dollar that tomorrow... ...there'll be sun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy's not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let's just say I took care of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, let's say more!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't worry! Don't worry. I just told him, very nicely, \"You don't go buying people's babies, so back off!!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?!","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn't want to buy my baby! I made that up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?! Why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldn't be awkward!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And you couldn't think of anything else?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I can't believe that you yelled at my boss! I'm-I'm gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You can always sell your baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh Joey, I can't believe you brought my boss into this! I'm gonna get fired!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You lied to me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, she told me too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Chandler has two copies of Annie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Mona's Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Mona's date takes off Ross's shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Ross!!!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hello!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, what are you doing?!","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Zelner's Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Morning. You wanted to see me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Please, come in. Have a seat.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay look Mr. Zelner...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh I think it's best that I speak first.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I've asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby...I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, as long as we are clear about that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Monica are walking down it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh there it is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's not your regular dry cleaners.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that's what they gave me? When I get up there I'm going to kick some ass.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't worry Phoebe, you're gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, we both can. And we both will.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They enter the dry cleaners.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you didn't have to come in with me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. I'm-I'm gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s... Wow!","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's just that you're so incredibly beautiful.","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah well, I'm sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I hope you don't think I'm crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"A little. Now you're talking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?","speaker":"Guy","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I-I-I'd love to. Let me just tell my friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She must've left.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So? What-what-what happened?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's all gonna be okay. They're just so happy that I'm not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show they're not in the baby buying business.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, can you give us a minute?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh I'm sorry, you're kicking me out of my own living room?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll be in there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, I'm really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know. I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It kinda worked. I mean y'know, I don't know about you buy I haven't thought about our thing since all this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey you're right. Yeah, it's kinda been like us again a little bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah I know! I miss that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Me too. I mean I...haven't thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn't feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Awkward silence.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"My gynecologist tried to kill me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Item J437-A, color: winterberry. Hi umm, listen come here, come in. I'm so-so sorry about yesterday. I-I'm really sorry. It's just that I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen Ross, you don't have to apologize. I understand why you were there.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can't. It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just... It just wasn't meant to be.","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh God you're right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, we...we have to be strong. Okay, I-I'm gonna go. Can I? To remember you?","speaker":"Mona","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parent's anniversary party?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure. Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, who's the guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? Who said that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, he's really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd really like to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, hopefully this time mom won't boo you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it's always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year I'm going to make them cry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, \"God, your brother.\" Know what they'll say this year? \"God, you\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. I'm an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really you can do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Are you kidding me? Watch! Well I can't do it with you guys watching me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's, they're getting ready to leave for the party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh I'm working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's a dog.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a dead dog. That's Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's your parents' anniversary and you're going to talk about their dead pet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"The good stuff, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Ross, Joey, and Rachel enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You got a present for my parents. That's so sweet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Aww that is so cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, and I think my testacles may be in here too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Y'know Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Parker enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, no, no wait! Don't tell me. Let me guess. Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, I'm sorry Phoebe didn't mention you. Chandler, I'm kidding all ready you're my favorite!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Why don't all of you tell me a little about your self?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ah, actually, I'm sorry we-we probably should get going.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, oh how you glow. May I?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I, uh, think you already are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous than-Oh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"That's my old dog. He passed away years ago.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So where's the party?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's out on the island. It's in Massapequa.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Maaaassapequa, Sounds Like A Magical Place. Tell Me About Massapequa, Is It Steep In Native American History?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tee-pee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, I got my note cards. Do you got the presents?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"And I've got the car keys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"We're driving!?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Aces!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"(Everyone except Ross and Rachel leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"So uh, he seems like a nice guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Yeah, otherwise I'm not going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! Hey mom.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jack?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's a good question, dad. That's a good question...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hmmm....","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Congratulations you two!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you...we're so excited!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And also, congratulations on your wedding.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wha-What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can we talk to you for just a y'know... It's just a little thing. Well we think it's absolutely marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why we've told them all that you're married.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?!","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks for going along with this.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Dad so what we have to pretend that we're married?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can you believe that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, if you're going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, us having to lie about being married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I know I don't either, but ya know what, it's their party, and it's just one night. And we don't even have to lie; we just won't say anything. If it comes up again, we'll just...smile. We'll nod along.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Rachel!","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Congratulations on the baby, and on the wedding!","speaker":"Aunt Lisa","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hmmmm....","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Here's a little something to get you started.","speaker":"Uncle Dan","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So, how's married life treating you?","speaker":"Aunt Lisa","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Unbelievable!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We love marriage!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Aunt Lisa","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"(The rest of the gang arrives including Parker.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C...I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I don't think the flash went off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Dahaaa! I'm going to find the men's room, be right back.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'll go with you","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I have to go to the bathroom too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm so we weren't in the car! Did he ever let up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! Ooh sorry...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Were you guys making fun of Parker?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"That depends, how much did you hear?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"So, he a little enthusiastic, what's wrong with that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"It's just that, it's so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you've dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don't do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? 'Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who's who of human crap.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I feel terrible.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"What was wrong with Mona?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Open it! Open it! Open it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah baby!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So we never got to hear about your wedding!","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We were surprise that we weren't invited.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Where did you have it?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isn't She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, Stevie's an old family friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. That sounds amazing. I would love to see pictures.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So would I. You wouldn't think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Would you excuse us for a second? Umm.... what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? I'm not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Cut to Phoebe and Parker)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And I'm with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. What an inspired solution to man's plate dispensing problems.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hm huh, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ah! Oysters! Let me feed you one.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, that's not necessary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Please.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No, actually I don't eat...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I won't quit until you try.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay, fine! Fine! Mmm...hmmmmm....","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What are they like? I've never had one.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Why don't you just try one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, they look too weird.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Cut to Monica and Chandler)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What are you doin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit 'em. I can't wait. They're going to be crying so hard. They're going to be fighting for breath.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(Cut to Rachel and Ross)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Blind?","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'll bet you looked beautiful...","speaker":"Aunt Lisa","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, I don't know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"So, how did you propose?","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh yeah. That's a great story.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. That's-that's where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh that is so sweet!","speaker":"Aunt Lisa","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Shhh! I want to hear the rest!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words \"Will you marry me?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"(Various oohs and ahhs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"And the ring, was the size of my fist !","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"(Cut to Phoebe and Joey)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parker's a nice guy and I'd like to get to know him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Then you better do it now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Because I'm going to kill him","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"What-what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"You guys were right. He's just too excited about...everything. I mean I'm all for living life, but this is the Geller's 35th anniversary. Okay? Let's call a spade a spade this party stinks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I know I'm having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I guess it could've been, I didn't really look at it. Y'know, I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out of there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":59}
{"text":"He's just such a great guy I'm so excited about him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh hey, you should be excited about him. There's nothing wrong with him he's a good guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":61}
{"text":"You think?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":63}
{"text":"You're right. You're right, he's just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! I'm a sunny, positive person.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":65}
{"text":"What's that now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Nothing...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Oh look it's Parker!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Look! It's the bunny hop!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oooh I love it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":70}
{"text":"You do?!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":72}
{"text":"(Cut to Monica, at the microphone)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay it's time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year I'm going to do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":74}
{"text":"(Everyone sighs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":75}
{"text":"No, no it's going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don't say it enough, but I love you. When I look around this room, I'm-I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she can't because she's dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. . Was. Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember she's dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? Didn't see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. You people are made of stone! Here's to mom and dad! Whatever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasn't it interesting, Jack?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Why don't I remember this dog?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Ross, why don't you give us your toast now?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oh, no, Mom, it's just Monica this year.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":80}
{"text":"You're not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":81}
{"text":"No, of course, Um... Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say...on behalf of my new bride, Rachel , and myself. Umm, that if...if in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are, we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Oh Ross...","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":83}
{"text":"I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross's toast.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":84}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Parker and her are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My God what a fantastically well lit hallway!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words...","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh thank God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's a haven. A third-floor paradise. A modern-day Eden in the midst...","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why don't we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That sounds great. My God this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on in my entire life.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let's try something else, let's play a game.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I love games!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Shocking! Let's play the game of who can stay quiet the longest.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Or...Jenga.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But, let's play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(They sit back)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I lose, now Jenga.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is something wrong?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You don't have to put a good spin on everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm sorry that's who I am. I'm a positive person.","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Much less happy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Fine! Well then to quote Ross, \"I'd better be going.\"","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So long! Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(There's a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?","speaker":"Parker","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, they're returning from the party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and then, we could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But having a dove place the ring on your finger would've been no problem?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It was really fun being married to you tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I've ever made.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That proposal, at the planetarium...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know, I know it was stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was...really wonderful! Did you just make that up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It's how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, that would've been very hard to say no too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's a good thing I didn't do it, because it sounds like it would've been a very expensive wedding. Okay, good night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Goodnight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They go off to their bedrooms)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I will think about it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's all I'm askin'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay that's it. I give up. At mom and dad's 40th anniversary, you're the one giving the speech.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know I don't understand why they didn't cry. It was a beautiful speech.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, come on.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would've wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, I'm in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That's me!! I'm blank!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How cool is this?! We know three down! I'm touching three down!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah you are baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Three down knows I'm married, what's three down doin'?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So did they call you to tell you your name's gonna be in this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why'd you say no?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"If only there was something in your head to control the things you say.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y'know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don't know, gal pal Rachel Green?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, don't listen to him. Please?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Fine! All right, I'll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I y'know, start to say something stupid.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Just then or-or all the time, 'cause we-we have jobs y'know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. Ha-ha! I'm gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. Seriously, proud of you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Cut to the rest of the gang sitting low on the couch and craning their necks to watch the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You think we're being obvious?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, we're just four people with neck problems. You talk like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know I think its great you wanted to meet here. Y'know when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Actually, I didn't know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldn't have mattered, I'm doing this for the fans, not for the free food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I get you anything?","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Umm, I'll have a cup of coffee.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And I'll have all the muffins.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Cut to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Shhh! We're not talking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh. Finally! Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So, according to your bio, you've done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything you're particularly proud of?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[This Starts A Series Of Flashbacks; The First One Is From Episode 106 The One With The Butt, Joey is in a play called Freud!.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All you want is a dingle/What you envy's a schwang/A thing through which you can tinkle/Or play with, or simply let hang...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 304: The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, Joey is on Amazing Discoveries.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.","speaker":"Host","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And there is Kevin.","speaker":"Mike","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Cut forward.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"This is the first time he's ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. Go ahead. This works with any milk carton.","speaker":"Mike","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(The crowd ahhs.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, it's the end of Joey's play.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So this is it? Victor?","speaker":"Lauren","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess it is. And so... I'm gonna get on this spaceship, and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne... baby...I'm gonna want to meet her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebe's Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do...so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, you know that's bad for the paper tray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Nice work my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Well, there are so many things, it's hard to pick just one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Cut to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'd actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Uh, double latte, extra foam.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"And a bagel with only...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I was just being polite!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, how about when you're not working. What do you do in your spare time?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joey's hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Look at this clown! Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"That is the Coast Guard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"What are they doing out here? The coast's all the way over there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 603: The One With Ross's Denial, Joey is amazing Phoebe and Monica by holding his breath.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey's nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he's now forced to actually hold his breath.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Dude! What are yo-you trying to kill me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Come on, it's fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right! Isn't this a woman's hat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Chandler does so.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn't want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what, we have to turn off the porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think you're right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Goes over and picks up the remote.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, ready?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"One.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Two.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Three.","speaker":"Both","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's kinda nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, that's kinda a relief.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You wanna see if we still have it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(Chandler turns on the TV and...)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"FREE PORN!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We have free porn here!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for the kids. Y'know a mento, a role model.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"A mento...","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Like the candy?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Matter of fact, I do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Wow! We are pretty good at this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, my pants are a little loose!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 604: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's wrong with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven't been able to stand up since. But um, I don't think it's anything serious.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This sounds like a hernia. You have to-you-you-Go to the doctor!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No way! 'Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! Why did I have to start working out again? Damn you 15s!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[The Next One Is From Episode 609 The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's a trifle. It's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauted with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachel's disaster.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It tastes like feet!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I like it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you kidding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 619: The One With Joey's Fridge.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn't doing all that well.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes-Hey, what was in that brown jar?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's still in there?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not anymore.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 711: The One With All the Cheesecakes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Yay! Look! There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Stick to your side!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, come on now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, what are we havin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhh, I don't believe in these crazy diets y'know, just everything in moderation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Your muffins.","speaker":"Gunther","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll take those to go. For the kids.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn't have said. But believe me, that's not gonna happen today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Understood. So, what'd you say back then?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I said that I...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You guys, this is Shelley, she's interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! I'm gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, I'm the one you come too. This might be Joey's baby , who knows? I'm just kidding-Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, I'm gonna just go get this warmed up.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey! You're doing great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, so far nothing stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mento?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, as Joey's friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, that's gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest. Well I......I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm, I...I just think you don't expect someone so hot to be so sweet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh! I like that. What's your name?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"How do you spell that? So we can get it right.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh okay, it's P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in 'Ello there mate!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, you too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say is your best friend?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How come you have two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well this one's for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Get out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, it's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's what they'll call us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Joey! Sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No that's all right. Don't worry about it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh but look! That's gonna leave a stain!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach! Hey! It's fine! You're at Joey's!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! Look!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I've never lived like this before.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Rachel throws some of hers down.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, don't waste it, I mean its still food.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 512: The One With Chandler's Work Laugh, Joey and Phoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. And they're off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Judge rules, no violation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ohh, tough call.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 401: The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and Chandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ewwww!!","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You can't say that!! You-you don't know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn't...bend that way. So...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ewwww!!","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Really? Me? Wow! I don't even know any huge gay people!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Cut to the gang.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It hurts me. It physically hurts me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Now, off the record, you're not...","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joey's Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Your make-up!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where They're Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we're face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we're-we're butt to face.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I think face to face.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I would say that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Face to face, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay, here I go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey's chest.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh my... How much do you weigh Ross?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey's torso, but that doesn't work very well and he's forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross's crotch.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Y'know, when we talked about face to face, I don't think we thought it all the way through.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Check it out. How much of a man am I?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Ross's Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're turning into a woman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now I've upset you? What did I say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's not what you said. It's the way you said it... Oh My God, I'm a woman!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 706: The One With The Nap Partners.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great nap.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It really was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, let's talk about women. I'm sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413: The One With Rachel's Crush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, \"Hey, how you doin'?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, please!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! How you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He has the most amazing Porsche under there!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping. Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[The Next One Is From Episode 613 The One With Rachel's Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, is Rachel here? I'm her sister.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God, Jill!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, Rachel!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(They run and hug each other.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God, introduce us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Jill Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And you know Monica and Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Jill.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And that's Phoebe , and that's Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, how you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Don't!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees it's not working to his liking so he's confronting her about the sexual tension.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.","speaker":"Janine","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Janine","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I do. How you doin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm okay.","speaker":"Janine","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?!?! Oh dear God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Cut to the interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Not much to tell there I'm really shy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(The gang is confused.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So, that's it. I guess that's all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh great! Great! Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Bye-bye. I did it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Amazing! Amazing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, what's your favorite soap opera?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, I don't watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, y'know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"(The gang is disappointed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to hear that.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, good to know. So close!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joey's interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! I can't believe they didn't put it in the part where you said you didn't watch soap operas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You slept with her didn't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Little bit, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's just a little something for my huge gay fan base.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Did you just wink at me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, you're the one that loves the picture.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel's baby shower.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So what's the final head count on my baby shower?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?! You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and there's no booze?! That's shocking! I don't care, as long as my mom's here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, your mother!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! My mom's not gonna be here?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well it wasn't my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well I don't, I don't have a mother so often I forget that other people...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh give it a rest!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No. Neither is mine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, y'know what? Don't worry, okay? We'll take care of it. We'll call her. Just go home and get ready.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Please, make sure she comes. It's really important to me, I mean it's my mom!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know. I know, what's her number?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Go! I have it in my book. Go! Wait a minute! If you're in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her-Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it's Monica Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, hello Monica.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, my daughter's told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm-I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God, my ass is sweating! Please! Please! Can you come? It's today at four.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well all right. I'll see you at four.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Isn't it at three?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Son of a bitch!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Apartment, Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no, I can't go. I'm practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I'll Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night I'll be Joey Trrrribbiani!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You'll be perfect for this! That's already your name!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But the audition's in a couple hours and I don't even understand the game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well do you want some help?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh really? That'd be great! You guys can be the contestants!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Awesome!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right! Let's play Bamboozled!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Bamboozled?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, isn't that a cool name?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don't you tell us a little something about you Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well uh, I-I'm a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! And uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well Joey, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Excellent! Let's play Bamboozled! Chandler, you'll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bogota.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It's Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What does a Wicked Wango card do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I should know that. Let's see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Higher or lower than what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is embarrassing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Can you believe how lame this is?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel's baby shower is underway. Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That's good right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What? He's gonna be dressed as a baby! Oh hi Mrs. Green!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm so glad you could make it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we're so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Try. There's my little girl.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's still mad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah I know. Isn't it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too. It-it doesn't bother you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No look, we've apologized twice! I can't do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. I can do that. I gotta go powder my ass.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didn't know better I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, let's get some tea.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I don't want you to use your housekeeper 'cause it would just split her focus.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don't even have a housekeeper.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's like you're a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Such a sweet woman.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, however great she was I just can't afford that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh Rachel!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I just had the greatest idea! I'm gonna come live with you!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wh-wh-what? What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes. Yes I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right Ross you're in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I'll take another question.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's okay, I'm ready.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No dude, you gotta hold your breath until you're ready to answer the question.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This is ridiculous, he's not gonna hold his breath...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris...Holy cow, that's a big word. Trisc... Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Let me see that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This one right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Triscadecaphobia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The fear of Triscuts!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! No, fear of the number 13.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Fear of Triscuts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's possible, they have really sharp edges.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right Chandler, you're up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I-I believe I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This game makes no sense!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Y'know what? You're just upset because you're losing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh come on Ross, I think we're all losers here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Let me think. Let me think-Oh! I don't care.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You-you must choose Mr. Bing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Either, it makes no difference.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Choose, you jackass!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'll take a card.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross's points!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"This game is kinda fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You don't think it's a little crazy that you get all my points just 'cause you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why did you invite my mother?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"For how long?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She can't hear you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, if you don't want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're right. You're right. I mean I'm about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I don't want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! She's gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you don't want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"This is great! Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel! Y'know what? And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It's time to open the presents!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well uh, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyone's attention.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How about you less important people, let's open your presents!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Mom that's okay that you didn't get you a gift!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sweetheart I know you're gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But mom, I really know what I'm doing. I can handle this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really? Remember Twinkles?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Okay, come on Rach it's present time! Y'know you're the glue that's holding this whole party together. It's kinda falling apart here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh look.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, this is from your friend at work.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! Wait a minute. That can't be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Darling, that's a breast pump!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! What's this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"It's a diaper genie.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No! It's where you put the dirty ones!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well that's gross, why don't you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh you're gonna do that ten times a day?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No dear, that's what babies do.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you're trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I don't know, I'd leave it on the changing table? What?! What'd I do? What'd I do?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You can't leave a baby alone!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh come--Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who would-she wouldn't be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Y'know what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, I'm just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"It's actually a bassinet.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay mommy, don't ever leave me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"In what John Houston film would you hear this line, \"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Treasure of the Sierra Madre!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Correct! There's a possible backwards bonus!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Madre Sierra the of Treasure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'd like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wise choice, how many rungs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Six!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That noise can only me one thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hungry monkey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hungry monkey! Haaa! I'd like a Wicked Wango card!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, it's an audio question, name this television theme song.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh. Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Tell it to the Time Turtle!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Shut up! I Dream of Genie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes! Yes, you're back in the lead!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'd like to spin the wheel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh come on!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Is there a hopping bonus?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Of course!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Ross gets up and starts to hop on one leg.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Who invented bifocals?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ben Franklin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Queen Victoria.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Noooo!!! Every time!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Now, over to Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'd like a Google Card.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Are you sure?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes! No! Google!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you've been Bamboozled!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Nooo!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"This is the best game ever!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So umm, you're gonna stay with me as long as I need you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Of course I am!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh mom, I swear I'm not an idiot. I've read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn't think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby's coming and I don't know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No. Sweetie, you're gonna be fine.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm going to the bathroom.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Now don't worry! Everything's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It is going to be okay! It was worth a shot.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just Bamboozled Chandler! Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not if you were here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"A Play-Dough Barber Shop?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. She's going to live with us for eight weeks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh, what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes! She's gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What-You're not serious. I mean she's a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She'll drive us totally crazy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi Ross!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi roomie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Audition, Joey is being shown in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Joey, hi! I'm Ray; I'm the producer of the show.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's a pleasure to meet you Ray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And this is Duncan and Erin, they're gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, let's get the camera rolling.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rightie-O Ray!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Whenever you're ready.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello, I'm Joey Tribbiani! Let's play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wayne Gretzky.","speaker":"Erin","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh Joey, didn't your agents give you the revised rules? We've eliminated all of that. No wheel, no cards.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What-Why?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didn't follow it.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well what's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! You're in Paradise Pond!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah all that's gone. It's basically just a simple question and answer game now.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well what's fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game that's just people standing around answering questions?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, there'll be women in bikinis holding up the scores.","speaker":"Ray","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Let's play Bamboozled!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well we...we don't have a garage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did I say garage? I meant garbage.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Y'know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it's not absolutely vital that you live with us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I do. I really do. I don't know anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm-I'm sure that's not true.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, not a thing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's frightening.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well uh, y'know what? Even if she doesn't know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's true. You do have another child.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"With another woman. Have you no control Ross?","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"That's a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to...to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well then you really don't need me to live with you.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes! Yes, you're gonna be so missed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're gonna be a great father.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well you're gonna be a wonderful grandma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hello?! I still don't know what the hell I'm doing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. You'll-you're gonna pick it up. Hey! You will! Uh look, y'know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy's credit card. Do you remember?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I hope you're going somewhere with this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look at you! What-You're-you're this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you're gonna be an incredible mother.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm telling you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"All right you two, I'm gonna get going.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here, which I almost wasn't.","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You're still so funny. You're so funny. What do I do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she's been nothing but terrible to you. And don't forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn't even thanked you for it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Y'know what? You're-you're right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, I'd tell her off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasn't on purpose! But what you're during to me now is just plain spiteful!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Spiteful?!","speaker":"Sandra Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"That's right! Maybe it's time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady...old lady...lady!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"So whenever you're ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! I can't feel my legs!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You were fantastic! I'm so proud of you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah? I'm proud of me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You should be!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You got it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay. Mrs. Green! Okay I'm really sorry!! I'm apologizing for the- Okay, I bit my tongue, but I'm still really sorry!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay! I'm ready.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You sure?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, I've done my studying and I really know my stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right then. Rachel Green! Let's play Bamboozled! How do you test the temperature of the baby's bath water?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, put your elbow in it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Check if it's wet, check if it's hungry, burp it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"A card! A card! I pick a card!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry you've been Bamboozled! You're gonna be a terrible mother! I've lost sight of why we're doing this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys I got some bad news.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well that's no way to sell newspapers. Why don't you try, \"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, Monica's restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Man, this is bad! And I've had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. \"Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh dear God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What about the rest of Manhattan?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, they all know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God, this is horrible!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm so humiliated!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah but y'know what they say Mon, \"There's no such thing as bad press.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You don't think that umm, \"The chef's Mahi Mahi was awful awful,\" is bad press?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I didn't write it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Is he right? Am I really-Am I awful?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I'm not just saying this because I'm your friend, I'm sayin' it 'cause it's the truth. You're food is abysmal!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, it's late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?! What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am freaking out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are ya?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"My due date is in one week!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That is seven days!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's funny you should mention diapers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm serious.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay look, there's nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. There's a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Thank you. That's great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because there's this really cute shoe store that has like this little...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. If uh, if you're gonna do this, then I'm gonna do that. So...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, wait Ross! I'm sorry, one more thing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Umm, our situation. Y'know umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-we're having this baby together, and we live together. Isn't that, isn't that weird?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm just kidding! You can go pee!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I can't remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica: We said at the movies, but...","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey: Okay, I'll see you there. (Starts to leave)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey! Now that you're here...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, I can hang out 'til I have to meet ya. What uh-How come you're not going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have a job interview I have to get ready for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I thought you already have a job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And people say you don't pay attention. No, this is a much better job. It's vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow! How do you know how to do that?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's what I do now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Joey, come taste this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well... I'm getting my revenge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You cooked him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. He Teaches A Course On Food Criticism At The New School, So Before We Go To The Movies I Wanna Go By There And Make Him Try My Bouillabaisse Again. Oh, I Cannot Wait To Read The Front Page Of The Post Tomorrow! \"Restaurant Reviewer Admits I was wrong about Monica.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don't ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Baby Furniture Store, Ross and Rachel are checking out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no! No, no, no, we're not married.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We are having a baby together, but we're not involved. I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. Or, yes stranger, we'd like this delivered please.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why don't you fill out this address card.","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Actually, that's one of the reasons why we're not a couple.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I chose those, I'm a paleontologist.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?! That is so cool!","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh. Oh yeah, don't get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no-no, I'm fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I'm bored.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym right around the corner from your building.","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's my gym.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out, you're like Indiana Jones.","speaker":"Cashier","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I am like Indiana Jones.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasn't on the list. A whore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well did she know you two weren't married?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You don't understand! You didn't see how brazen she was.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sounds like you're a little jealous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! I'm not! I-I-I just think it's wrong! It's-it's that I'm-Here I am about to pop and he's out picking up some shop girl at Sluts 'R' Us!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is that a real place? Are they hiring?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe! Fatty!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, why so fancy?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I got a job interview. It's kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I'd be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wait, I think I know someone who does that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Me! I do that. So... Seriously, do I look okay? I'm little nervous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah! You really-You look great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, just don't get your hopes up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, the interview...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What about it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Y'know! You don't make a very good first impression.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh you don't know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Are you serious?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, when I first met you, you were like, \"Blah, blah, blah.\" I was like, shhh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What is it that I do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well it's just like you're trying too hard. Always making jokes, y'know, you just-You come off a little needy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Did you like me when we first met?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Umm, I'm Monica Geller, I'm the chef at Alessandro's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Still?","speaker":"The Food Critic","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't see any reason why I would do that to myself again.","speaker":"The Food Critic","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Either eat it, or be in it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Spoon? So, what do you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soup is abysmal.","speaker":"The Food Critic","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there's a new class comin' in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(They start to leave.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, go ahead.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's very good, what's your name?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica, you go to the head of the class.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"My son? Pretty serious. Oh hey Katie! What uh, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this.","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah, must've been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh uh...I actually came here to ask you out.","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I'm just gonna put this back in my pocket, pretend that didn't happen. Uh yeah, actually I'm free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Horny bitch. No! You're a horny bitch! Noooo! You're the horny bitch! No! You're a horny bitch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, continued from before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you guys go, have a really good time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. Y'know because of the Indiana Jones? Not-not because I'm-I'm into S&M. I'm not-I'm not into anything weird. Y'know? Just-just normal sex. So, I'm gonna grab my coat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are you okay with this?","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. It was nice to see you.","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh umm, actually I umm...","speaker":"Katie (saleswoman)","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh okay, I see what you're doing there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't even believe this! I really come off that badly?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! It's okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh good. Good, because I'm sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, don't freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"An hour.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't help you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, all right, we'll just do our best. Okay? So let's say I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. Okay. \"Hi! Come on in, I'm uh, Regina Philange.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bing, what an unusual name.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. I'll let myself out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Cooking Class, Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And the cream?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Cheese makes me thirsty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Let's move on.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Something smells good over at Monica's station! Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You've never made this before?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no! I don't know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it's called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, hats off to the chef.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I-I-I'm sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn't hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The chef!","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...I think you'll find if I come to work here, I don't micro-manage. I don't shy away from delegating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Um-hmm, that's good to know. But let's stop focusing on what you don't do, and start focusing on what you do do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What I do do...is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hardest thing I've ever done in my life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You gotta go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, don't worry. You're ready.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you'll be great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The Cooking Class, everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah Monica, my star student.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yum-yum-yum.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow! A star! I know you all hate me and-and I'm sorry, but I don't care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The teacher goes to Joey's station.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay Joey, you're up next. This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can an A? In-in school? Hey, I'm a dork.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey! I'm so proud of you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think you should give him your star.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me? He doesn't even know what he's doing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We're all beginners here. Nobody knows what they're doing.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I do! I'm a professional chef! Oh relax! It's not a courtroom drama!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"If you're a professional chef, what are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm-I'm sorry, it's just that umm... Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandro's, and umm I just got a really bad review...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh Alessandro's! I love that place!","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yes! You're an excellent chef! As a person you're a little...","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I'm totally crazy, but you-you like the food?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Very much.","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay then, I don't stink. I'm a good chef. Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I don't want to go. I'm having fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well actually, did either of you pay for this class?","speaker":"The Cooking Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says it's time to go, it's time to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: An Office Building, Chandler is on his interview.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...also I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You must've had your hands full.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That I did. That I did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So let's talk a little bit about your duties.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"My duties? All right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Now you'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But there'll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good to know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We can go into detail...","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No don't I beg of you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right then, we'll have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, you'll fit in well here.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Absolutely. You can relax; you did great.","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Y'know I've been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. Duties. Duties! Poo.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Poo?","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh my God this doesn't count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Poo?!","speaker":"The Interviewer","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'll look forward to your call.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi! You're back from your date!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm fine, but that's not important. What's important is how was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's uh, what's going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! No, she's-She was nice. I mean, she's a little slutty, but who isn't?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I liked her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! It's just that, Kate bothered me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why? What was wrong with her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, so what's the matter?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't want you to date her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why? What, what are you jealous?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don't want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it's a terrible thing to even think this, and it's completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I won't date. I'll uh, I'll be here, with you, all the time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Really? But I'm being so unreasonable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable. You're having our baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(Pause.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Do you feel better?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, not really. You're pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Just one thing umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We live together. You're having our baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don't want something more?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wow! I don't know, maybe. I'm...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin' around! Like you did last night when I had to pee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin' with you too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no-no, no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"...that you actually...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No that's just--That's just 'cause I'm such a good messer!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesn't move and is lost in thought.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":43}
{"text":"The bathroom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that's the first A I've gotten since seventh grade, and I didn't have to sleep with the teacher this time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What the hell!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(They enter.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, let's start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?","speaker":"The Acting Teacher","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, this was a stupid idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":21,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! What are you guys looking at?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it's a poster for that World War I movie that I'm in, check it out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh! I know. I'm coming soon to a theater near you! I'm in THX! I'm unsuitable for children!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now I cannot wait to see this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, it's already generating Oscar buzz.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I started that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and you're all invited!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are we gonna take a limo?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure! Why not?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well obviously I won't be able to come, for those of you who haven't checked their calendars today is my due date. Well y'know, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great you've been during this time. I really couldn't have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's right, still no baby! Come on people! Please make some room!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You. Like you haven't done enough.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. Because with seahorses it's the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I'd be far away in the sea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room they've made with his arm and decides it's not enough and they all move over again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"God. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh I know, I've been there. I remember toward the end...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe, that's a great story. Can you tell it to me when you're getting me some iced tea? Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Let's.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Did you have the baby yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? 'Cause I'll do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing here so early?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They sent me home from work. They were like, \"Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby.\" Well y'know what? Screw 'em! If they don't want me there, I'll just hang out with you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or you can do volunteer work.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Joey's cell phone rings and he answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey! It's Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. So that's it?! I only get to bring one guest?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? Hello?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What-what about me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You said you didn't want to go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because I'm pregnant you think I'm invisible.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Definitely not invisible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, well Ross didn't care enough to be here, so I think he's out. You snooze you lose.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He's not snoozing, he's teaching a class.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well then somebody's snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I haven't seen this dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Star in a movie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? Phoebe, Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well uh...I think I want to take Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-Burrrrr!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You really want to take me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! I mean I'm sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y'know Chandler always supported my career. He's paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So you're never actually going to pay me back?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you're gonna take him? Joey, I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"It's not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it's-it's everything. Y'know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn't get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn't believe in myself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Thanks. That means a lot to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"(They look at each other and smile for a while.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'm gonna go shave.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah well, I'm gonna go spit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh, I have to pee. If I don't come out in five minutes it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"When she comes out, you hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth, and the kid will just right out of her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"She's over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I don't know. I-I think it's still gonna be a while.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hmm, care to make it interesting? I'll bet you that she'll have it by this time tomorrow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You're on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay, how much?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"One hundred thousand dollars!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"How about fifty bucks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Fine! I'll call Zurich and move some money around.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"All right, who's turn is it to help me get up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"No one's here! Oh damnit!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"[Scene: The World Premiere of Over There, Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This is so exciting! It's so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A little tall.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? There you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's just so glamorous.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, you're still pregnant. Oh, I'm sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Y'know what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Damnit! Damnit!! Here's your fifty bucks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fine! You're on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Until then, General Grant, why don't you set up camp right there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor's appointment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She's in the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Rach, we gotta go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"In a minute!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"People ask me why we're not together, I just don't know what to tell them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, all right. Let's go!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctor's keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I'm fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really? You don't think that's a little inappropriate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good God man don't anger it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Fine! Fine! Y'know what? Whatever you want. Okay? You're the mommy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh uh-uh pal! Don't call me mommy! It's bad enough you call your own mother that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm actually with her on this one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Inside Joey's Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, this is it. It's my big fight scene coming up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Dr. Long's Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can I ask you something?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"When Carol was pregnant with Ben...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mmm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...were you this irritating?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, you've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Y'know what? The doctor will be in soon, why don't we not speak until then.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human and half pure evil!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Dr. Long enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi Dr. Long, how are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, you're nice to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She has the drugs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We'll do a quick check.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, eight days late huh?","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You must be a little uncomfortable.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Eh, just a tad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're about 80 percent effaced, so you're on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If you're anxious there are a few ways to help things along.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Do them!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Actually, they're things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience I've found that some of them are quite effective.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, we are ready to try anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, there's an herbal tea you can drink.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You can take some caster oil, there's eating spicy foods...","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Great! We will do all of those.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"...taking a long walk, and then there's the one that's proved most effective: sex.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You've got to be kidding me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Premiere, the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You liked it? You really liked it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh-ho-ho, yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Which part exactly?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The whole thing! Can we go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions! That's for coming buddy. I'll see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Don't go! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! Look! This guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! Or, call an ambulance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, there is one thing that we haven't tried, but someone thinks that, \"That will open up a can of worms.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well what is it? What is it? If it's gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's sex.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Do it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm just saying it's been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh I-I don't know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, let's be practical, if Ross isn't willing to do it, he's not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler-Chandler is good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica, what is the matter with you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why? Why today?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby and I don't want to lose again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?! While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?! You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll take that bet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, I'm miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Can I get some of that action?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wait a minute! Now I'm betting against all three of you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh honey, don't worry. I really do feel like tomorrow's the day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, \"No way.\")","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Sleeping beauty!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You've done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Give me a number, I don't want to owe you anything!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't owe me anything, I don't want you money...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah-ah-ah! We're doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, five hundred dollars?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, so that's another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that's...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Do you want a calculator?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, what else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Which we're still keeping under our hats!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What the hell are you talking about, \"The south will rise again man.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes, money well spent!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, so I'm writing you a check for...So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on, finish your enchilada.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross I-We tried all the spicy food. It's not working.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha... Oh God! So...so hot! Oh my- By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Stop it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what's gonna work! It's doctor recommended!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I'm dying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh come on Ross, we've done it before we'll do it again, it'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is insane, I'm not gonna make love to you just so that you'll go into labor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Make love? What are you a girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Always a great way to get in a man's pants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y'know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I love when you talk dirty to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. Oh...Oh! Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Come on Ross! I'm miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Y'know what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Forget it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh wow! What now Ross you're not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. I mean you'd think the damn jalepeno would've cleared up your sinuses, but no!! That's not enough... What are you doing?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm getting that baby out of you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"(They kiss again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We're having a baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(They hug and then kiss one more time.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I didn't uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Not so much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is paying Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Two hundred.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's it. I'm done. I don't care when the baby comes, no more betting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. I guess we can bet one more time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Is Rachel having the baby?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How did you know that?! Joey! Chandler!! It's time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They're at the coffeehouse.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. I bet you it has hair. I bet you it's a girl.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We know it's a girl!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll give you really good odds.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, who's in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right! Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, the hard part is truly over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, but come on, we're off to a great start aren't we? I knew I'd get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh you made it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We took a cab. Did you guys walk?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"N... No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Chandler and Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! You made it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay is there...some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, you stay here and talk, I'm gonna go have a baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I'm Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute...","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I'm sorry, semi-private? We , we asked for a private room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we can't guarantee a private room and currently they're all unavailable.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay. Just give us a second. Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Give her some money.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I really think they're out of rooms.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"They're not!! Ross, they're just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well then we'd be in a lot of trouble, you don't know where any countries are. Okay. Uh, say would you umm... Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have opened up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"This is a hospital.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay. Y'know what? I'd have to say I really don't care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to-Whoa! Oh gosh! Whoa!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What-what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ow! Ow! Contraction. Ow-ow! Ow-ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Would you like to see a semi-private room?","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well you're only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. It'll be a while.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'll be back in an hour to check you again.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you. Well, I guess we have some time to kill.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! Never done this before.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah well it looks great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you very much.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi! Hi, I'm uh Ross. I'm here to ruin this magical day for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh no-no, not at all.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Don't worry about it.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi Julie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This is Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh hi Rachel.","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi. Is this your first?","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Umm say, I-I opened this earlier but let me give you guys some privacy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No nonsense! We're all in this together.","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think we're gonna have some fun.","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey! Smile!","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh no, I really don't want any--Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Here comes another contraction.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh. Okay, just breathe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh honey, I think I'm having one too!","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out they're having a contraction at the same time.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Look at this! There we go!","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, you wanna see something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure! What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Listen uh, I-I've been doing some thinking, and I don't know whether it's because we're here or Rachel's giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What-what-what's that now?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. I've been thinking about it too, and I, I think we're ready.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think we're ready to have a baby now?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, this is fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But you said you were ready too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid like forever?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. 'Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?! Are you crazy?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's it! Right there! Is all I wanted!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel's hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, that's very-Really very-very okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Julie's cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that's about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.","speaker":"Marc Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Have you felt Rachel's cervix Ross?","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I don't think we'll be doing that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We're not gonna do that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if you like you can feel Rachel's and then feel mine to compare.","speaker":"Julie Coreger","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Am I interrupting?","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh yes! Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. Oh wait no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-no-don't! Don't leave me here with these people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh uh, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I-I wished you'd called first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh that's all right, I'm coming back later with your father.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, what's up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ma, you're asking me to marry you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mom no, come on! Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just hear me out!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"N-no! Okay? We've been through this! We're not gonna get married just because she's pregnant, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Honestly! Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. A child should have a family.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mom, y'know what? I-I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just...think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Gimmie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh hi dear!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. Why aren't you with Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Look, we're not gonna be together just because we're having a baby. Okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But y'know what? It just seems that you two belong together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, stop it! I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right. And with who again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"God. He's crazy! Why doesn't he want to be with Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I mean seriously, she's like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadn't and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and... I haven't bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Who's that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"New people.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What happened to the Disgustingtons?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"They're having their baby! It's not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah? Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh! Ow!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you looking at her?!","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Sick Bastard","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Don't you look at her you sick bastard!","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Honey I swear! I wasn't looking at her!","speaker":"Sick Bastard","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She's in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch!","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Umm. Umm, I'm-I'm just gonna-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no, I'm...I'm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You miss your girlfriend?","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Just ignore them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"He's looking at me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Don't you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!","speaker":"Evil Bitch","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, we've always talked about having babies someday. I'm not saying it has to be right now, but I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good. We're really good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We are pretty good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But nothing has to happen until your ready.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well maybe I'm ready now. I mean, it's a little scary, but maybe it's right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?! It's not right! We're not ready to have a kid now!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm kidding. This is going to be fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So we're gonna try? I mean, are we trying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We're trying to get pregnant. Y'know I'm not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, hold on a sec.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Period math?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, we could start trying. Now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Right here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, not here. Maybe here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait a minute, it's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we're in a building that's full of beds!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And it's so clean!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(They run off in search of a bed.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Come on you stupid machine! Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it ate your money?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, I'll see you downstairs then.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey I got one! I got one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh uh, up or down?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh down please. I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Could you press up too please?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah? How'd yours happen?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, it's a long story. It's kind of embarrassing. Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. How about you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Car accident.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn't paying attention?","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah. Me. Oh hey, that's me. Hey uh, I take it you're just visiting someone.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh-huh, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well umm, if you have sometime y'know and maybe you might want to visit someone else...","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I-I would like that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm in the middle...","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh, you gotta press the button.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The nurse said they're bringing in another woman.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesn't need to be; she'll still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's it. That's it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(The next couple enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oooh, that sounded like a bad one.","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah it was.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mine haven't been so bad. Oh! Here comes one now. Oh, that was a big one!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient I'm looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, he's like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think I know who you're talking about.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff...","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, she's with me. Dr. Drake Remoray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dr. Drake who?","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Remoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information; I'm a doctor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A doctor at this hospital?","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Damnit woman we're losing precious time! Now do you want this man's blood on your head?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hands.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. He's a patient of mine, I've been treating him for years!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He's in room 816.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"816, thank you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Joey starts to leave, but stops.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And what is his name?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think we found a place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Uh, we'll dim the lights, dim the lights. Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay. Let's hurry-Oh wait! Do we have a condom? Oh right!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, 98.6. You're gonna be fine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, this is it! Oh, that's him! That's him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great! Go get him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He's not really my type.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what's he like. People tell doctors everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But you said he was this great guy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You do attract some stinkers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":23,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dr. Long, I've been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Three.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just three?! I'm dilated three!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We are moving along, just slowly. Don't worry, you're doing great. I'll be back soon.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, y'know what? I'm not waiting! I'm gonna push this baby out! I'm doing it! I mean it's what? Three centimeters? That's gotta be like this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Actually it's more like this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh stupid metric system!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my. We're gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.","speaker":"Doctor","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh for the love of God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's coming! It's coming!","speaker":"Woman Giving Birth","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And here it is!","speaker":"Doctor","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh come on!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! I'm Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, but I'm a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dr. Wells is a woman.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Clifford Burnett.","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Date of birth?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"November 16th, 1968.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Age?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm 33.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay. And uh, are you married.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are all the questions this personal?","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well uh if you must know I'm a widower.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh that's terrible. I'm-I'm really sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y'know, sexually?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oooh, wrong answer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, they're brining in yet another woman.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"This room's available.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I'm next! It's my turn! It's only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I'm going to sue you! Not this hospital, I'm going to sue you! And my husband he's a lawyer!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh Rach...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Go get back on that case honey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't think the next patient is very far along.","speaker":"Nurse","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, well then bring her in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OH....MY....GAWD!!!","speaker":"Woman","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned at the arrival of Janice.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I....can't....believe this!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And yet somehow it's true!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I mean this is so great! We're gonna be baby buddies!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi sweetie!","speaker":"Man","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office. Thank God for adult acne huh?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I still can't believe it! I'm the luckiest guy in the world!","speaker":"Sid Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What'd he say?","speaker":"Sid Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh y'know what? You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid, because he's almost completely deaf.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh there you go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I get it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So? Congratulations you two, I didn't even know you got married.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh we-we didn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No-no. We...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Um uh...We're-we're just having this baby together but uh, uh that's all.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why?!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh well umm...we're just not in that place, y'know? But we're very excited about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh. Well then shut me up.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Just tell me how.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-oh, I feel another one coming.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Sid you lucky deaf bastard.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Room 816, Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What else? What else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh, well he's 33.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Ah-uh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A widower.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and he's not into anything weird sexually.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Enter Pheebs.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We could, or we can have sex in it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(They start making out again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay mister! Fertilize me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Does that sound like Janice?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you're trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Weirdest thing. Did I hear--Mother of God it's true!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler Bing!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Jan-Janice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Janice I didn't even know you were pregnant! Who's the unwitting human who's essence you've stolen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's you. This is yours.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay I've got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'd have to say...the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you're making me eat him.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry. It's just my foot itches like crazy.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I'll get it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Relax, it's not like we're forking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh that's five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn't she want to come out?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know what I think it is? I think you've made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Twenty-one hours, you're a hero.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ten centimeters, you're about to become a mom.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"My God. Okay. Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is this the same spoon that was in my cast?","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know what? This one is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's the doctor who was in my room before!","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel's having her baby!! Which is of no interest to me, I'm a neurologist.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That-that's him! You know him?","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. I-Okay umm...this...I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm y'know, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than I'm coming off right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fake? Excuse me? Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're right, that was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother's triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Umm, look we don't, we don't really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I don't know about you but that doesn't happen to me a lot.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It doesn't happen to me either.","speaker":"Cliff","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Me neither.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5...4...","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"3-2-1 oh!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't. I can't push anymore, I can't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sweetie you're doing great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What? You do? You do? Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't say, \"Oh my God!\" Oh my God what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's the baby's buttock, she's breech.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She's gonna be fine. Okay, she's in a more difficult position so you're gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel you're gonna have to push even harder, nothing's happening!","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes you can!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I can't. Please, you do it for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No! Come on let's-One more time! One final push! Ready? 1...2...3!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Good!","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Keep pushing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You have no idea how much this hurts. Keep going! Keep going!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Here we go!","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! She's upside down but she's coming! She's coming!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God she's here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"(The newest friend cries.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh she's...she's perfect.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, she's so tiny. Where'd she go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh it's okay. They're just-they're just wrapping her up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay. Well be careful with her, she's really tiny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Here she is!","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, she's looking at me. Hi! I know you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Do we have a name yet?","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"No, not yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"That's fine, for now we'll just call her Baby Girl Green.","speaker":"Dr. Long","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel look into each other's eyes and kiss.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hello baby girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can we come in?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, come in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There she is!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, she's so beautiful.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! She's amazing. Oh, oh I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's incredible, I mean one minute she's inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"She looks so real! Y'know what I mean! She's this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and...uh-oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so we're good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, my turn. My turn. Oh! You're so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! I won't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Rachel starts crying again.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh nothing I... Sorry, I just can't stop crying.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"The doctor says it's completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-you're sleep deprived.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What's the matter now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I was reliving it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ohhh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So, do you know what you're gonna call her yet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, wait a minute it's not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh actually, we-we've narrowed it down to two names.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, and y'know what? I love them both, so why don't you just pick one and that'll be it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wow! Umm, okay uh...everyone...this...is Isabella. What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's not her name! I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"So then I guess Ferdinad is out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What was the other one Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Umm, Delilah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So I guess we're back to uh, Baby Girl.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well what are we going to do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"It's okay honey, you'll find a name.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah, I've had them picked out since I was fourteen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh no, it's gonna be named after some snack or baked good isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well tell us! What are they?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Umm, okay. If it's a boy it's Daniel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"And if it's a girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I don't want to say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, just tell us! We're not gonna want it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay. It's Emma.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Emma! See? I don't want it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Take it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"It's clearly an Emma.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh honey, but you love that name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y'know, nothing goes with Bing. So I'm screwed. I mean... Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, that's you. You're our little Em. Oh what's that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? You want a cousin right now?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":51}
{"text":"[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was amazing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohhh! Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn't he?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He's a keeper. How are you feeling?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well then he gets a divorce, it's Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say they're gonna be there until they start their real family.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well I-That's never gonna happen with Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh well that's what I thought about my first husband, now I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two are on your own.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well... That's...y'know-That's-We've been alone for the last twenty minutes we're doing okay. Besides y'know what? I-I-Maybe we won't be alone, 'cause lately I-I-things have been happening between me and Ross, y'know? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Y'know? So it might be the...the beginning of something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Janice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh hi!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Who's this little guy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No-no. No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm gonna leave the three of you alone.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Y'know what I was, I was thinking about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Umm...that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we...we gotta be careful. We...we can't let that happen again, y'know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I mean we don't want to go down that road do we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No! No, of course not. No. That's why I brought it up. They didn't have any sodas?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"That's all right. And so it begins.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is she in there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. She's putting her down now, that's her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look at Emma!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just can't decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh what are you kidding? She's gorgeous, it's all Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, for the last time, why aren't you two together again? No, I know. I know, because you're not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's...it's complicated okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah that's true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Look, we've been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. It's just if-if we got together again and it didn't work out...I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything- Oh that's...now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we're doing really, we're doing really well right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, exactly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right. Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were fifteen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. What's the matter?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What is it? Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really it's nothing. I'm just...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rach come on, what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh please, he'll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, how long was I watching that woman?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm just saying that y'know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and...he's gonna have his own life. Right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, listen to me, listen to me...you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that's not gonna happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey. Honey what would I do without you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(They hug.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You don't have to worry about that okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"(Pause)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? They're right on that chair under Ross's coat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"(He moves Ross's coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it's an engagement ring.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My God.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":24}
{"text":"(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my God. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(Joey is stunned.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachel's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Fade to black.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":29}
{"text":"End","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":8,"episode":24,"scene":16,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Room, Joey moves Ross's coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it's an engagement ring.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God. Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So uh...I guess we should...make it official huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh... Look Rach... Hey Ross is here! Hey look! It's my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Joey. Hey you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but I'm really more of a candy guy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're weird today. Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I meant no.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi! Hey look who's here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"He pulled a quarter out of my ear!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, where's uh, where's mom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She went to pick up Aunt Liddy.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get five dollars each!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay. Wow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uh Dad, Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now. If you want, but I really want to talk to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know, I still need to talk to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh hey but, before you guys do that I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh and I need to talk to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"To see if know what these guys are talking about.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the Nursery, everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Isn't she beautiful?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at her, my first grandchild.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What about Ben?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well of course Ben, I meant my first granddaughter. Wow.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yay! It's so exciting! Wow, you could've done that with us there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you can't talk to Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Dude I just did something terrible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That was you?! I thought it was Jack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What?! Why does she think that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because it kinda looked like I did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Again, what?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"As we all are at some point during the day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It wasn't my ring! It fell out of Ross's jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know! I know it's awful.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well, what did she say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"She said yes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Does Ross know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well maybe you don't have to tell him anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, I like that. Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Now let's not get carried away.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I want a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Come on! Come on, if we have sex again it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closet's still available?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm so tired. Yeah okay, but no foreplay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Deal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Dad seriously! Y'know you really should see someone about that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Noted.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Actually umm...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Room, Phoebe is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you all right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhh... I think I just got engaged.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! He did it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well...did you know he was gonna ask me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you kidding? I'm like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And you really think this is a good idea?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just talked him into it, don't tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I just don't know! It just doesn't feel right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?! Even Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Especially Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y'know what? I'll-I'll come back later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I'll guess just...I'll come back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"There he goes, your fiance.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I guess so.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Although he does play with himself in his sleep.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't say that I'm surprised.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitor's closet door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Dad, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think there are people in there having sex.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It can't be me, I'm standing right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wanna peek?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know what? I don't like you without mom. Come on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're not peeking?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well I'm peeking. Oh my God!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hello sir, you know Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Room, she is taking the ring out of Ross's jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey uh, is it okay to come in?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I...it's beautiful I love it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah uh look Rach, there's something I gotta tell ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won't take my breast?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don't worry. It'll happen.","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yowsa!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Dear Lord.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry honey, what were you saying?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh look, she's pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't really know her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you kidding me?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's just so frustrating! Why doesn't she want my breast?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know! Maybe she's crazy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh hey! Wait up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Congratulations! I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey 'cause I didn't know if he knew yet.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What, that we had a baby? Come on let's give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it's a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a long time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn't propose.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I am a doctor! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, me too. Should we wake her up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No, come on let her sleep! She's so exhausted.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And so engaged.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? Oh my God! She-she thinks we're engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we're engaged?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y'know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I didn't give her that ring!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So whose ring is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Is it an engagement ring?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But you didn't give it to her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But you were going to propose?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Huh, I might be losing interest in this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe...kinda...wanted ah...start...things up again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Look, I didn't want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didn't want to either. But I don't, I don't understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well I didn't! I didn't propose! Unless uh... Did I? I haven't slept in forty hours and...it does sound like something I would do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: The Janitor's Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Look, we can't stay in here forever.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I still can't believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn't make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This is okay. We're all adults here; there's nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course. I'll always be your dad.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It wasn't fun?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why? Why-why-would you-Wh-why... Look, I just don't want you to think that we're animals who do it whenever we want.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I don't think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"The truth is, Dad, we're-we're trying.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! I'll guard the door!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, that's okay dad, we-we can wait until later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! I don't think so! Aren't you ovulating?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Daddy?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. That's how I got my bad hip.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's funny, this conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Daddy! I don't think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're right, you're right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't feel good right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Room, Monica is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. I need to tell you something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey asked me marry him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey proposed to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is he crazy?! You just had Ross's baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I-I said yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?! Are you crazy? You just had Ross's baby! It's-it's so inappropriate. No, it's worse than that. It's wrong. It's... It is bigger than mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You can't marry him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why not? I don't want to do this alone! And he's such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well do you love him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean whatever.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Honey, the question is...do you really want to marry Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No. No, I don't. Could you be a dear and go tell him?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: A Hallway, Chandler is following Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You still haven't told Rachel you weren't really proposing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, you have to tell her what's going on! And what did it look like?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I didn't look at it. Stupid baby's head was blocking most of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don't want to hurt her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, look, just do it gently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're right. You're right. I-I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I'll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Room, Ross is entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, I um... I heard about the engagement.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Surprised?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um...I didn't propose to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't think you do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You didn't propose to me. Joey did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Poor baby, you're so tired. Rach, I didn't propose to you, Joey didn't propose to you, and Chandler didn't propose to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh... You didn't propose to me, Chandler didn't propose to me, but Joey did.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey proposed to you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can come back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes you did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually, technically, I didn't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well then why did you give me a ring?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait! Whoa-whoa, you...you gave her the ring?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes, you did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I didn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, you did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, I didn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes, you did! And don't you say, \"No, I didn't!\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ahhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa! You were down on one knee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didn't...I didn't propose!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Then what did happen?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, what did happen?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, but you said, \"Will you marry me?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, I didn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yes, you did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, I didn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yes, you did-Oh my God you didn't! Well then why didn't you tell me that before?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'll tell you about it later. Be cool.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"It wasn't my ring! It's Ross's ring! That's why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You were gonna propose to me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Uhh... No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Well, this is awkward.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"But I-I was going to see if y'know, maybe you uh, start dating again but that-I mean that-that was all, Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Dude, step up! I proposed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, you didn't!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh that's right. There's a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey, she just woke up! She's hungry. Why don't we give this another try?","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I can't believe you told her I was going to propose!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I can't believe you're not going to propose!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Hey, I'm not going to rush into anything!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"She's doing it Look, she's breast-feeding look!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Ah, it's beautiful.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"I'll come back for her later.","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh wow, this feels weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Good weird?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Wonderful weird.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Y'know what you guys? I'm uh, I'm gonna go too. And uh, I'm sorry about everything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Honey don't worry, it was my mistake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":67}
{"text":"No, Rach, I should've told you sooner. It's just that...Man! That kid is going to town!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":68}
{"text":"She's perfect.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":69}
{"text":"We're so lucky.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":70}
{"text":"We really are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Look, I-I know it's not a proposal and I don't know where you are, but with everything that's been going on and with Emma and...I've been feeling.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":72}
{"text":"I know. I know. I've feeling.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Okay, well, that... Wow, okay, well, umm...then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think y'know if we...if You're wearing the ring.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Wh-what's that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":79}
{"text":"And you told Phoebe you were engaged.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":80}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":81}
{"text":"When you thought Joey proposed did...did you say yes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":82}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the Janitor's Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey dad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? Thank you.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":9,"episode":1,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You said you'd marry Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! I'm not helping.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well-Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, Chandler's my oldest friend, but Joey's my-No! Ah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ooooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey you guys I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rachel said she'd marry you?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This isn't the right room, sorry folks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, \"It's a Boy!\"]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok, I don't wanna be negative so I'll say that most of the signs you bought are good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No they ran out of \"It's a girl\" but I can fix this one, See?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So sexy. Honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yea yea.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Honey why don't you go lie down.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office Am I producing them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why're you so tired?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Couldn't sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn't sleep. Y'know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I'll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I'll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn't fall asleep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know what you should've done, you should have told yourself that little story.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi, welcome home!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe did the signs!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh you guys thanks for doing this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look at all the stuff people sent!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh Ah! Oh my gosh there's something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think... Oh you guys I love it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey so where's Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"He's downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is he still mad at us?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, you more then me, but he can't stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's not fair! I can't do that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not so sure you should be here when he comes up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"See this is what I was afraid of, I didn't think I should be here either but somebody said he'd be over it by now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: A Boardroom, Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago, and London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I'll go straight to my forty two point plan.","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Walter .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"She's just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay I put most of the stuff away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great, the pacifiers?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"In the closet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The burping clogs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Linen closet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The diapers?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"In the hospital.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow you guys got a hospital? Fancy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No I left the diapers at the hospital! There's some in the bag but I'll run out and get some more.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sure what kind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Please take your time, it's an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Blueberry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Blueberry it is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"God how long do you think that's gonna last?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I dunno, well he got over the \"We were on a break\" thing really quickly.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Y'know I can't even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I can't believe how much I love her, I can't get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know that's... that's her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think I'm gonna wake her up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh no, Rach, no no, you know you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! Come on little girl, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I can say I told you so but she's kinda doing that for me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh I'm sorry mummy's so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Breaks your heart doesn't it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It really does... how long do you think we have to stay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: A Boardroom, Chandler's meeting continues.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok if everyone's on board, it's settled, Chandler, Chandler?","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you on board?","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. You're gonna love Oklahoma.","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright here's something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It worked!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won't stop crying.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Umm, she Rach, not it, she.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not so sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my god, I am losing my mind.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Rachel's muffin.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Diapers huh?","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So I guess Rachel had you baby?","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yep, can you believe it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope! I still can't believe she slept with you in the first place.","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh? Ooh you mean like a... Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey. Ross, I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah actually we don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine, fine okay. But I gotta say technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What! You didn't do anything wrong?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I said I didn't technically.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay let's put aside that you \"accidentally\" picked up my grandmothers ring and you \"accidentally\" proposed to Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this I don't really know what that means. You were saying?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And I can even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel, but why couldn't you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know I should've. \"I'm sorry.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not using it right, Joe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm gonna go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, come on Ross! Look, Ross, we have to get past this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Give me the bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, look, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm not gonna hit you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why not? You'll feel better! I'll feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No I don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"A little bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Little bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"A little bit more.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Give me the bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, hit me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Give me the bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hit me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Joey, give me the bag.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hit me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Joe I'm not kidding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hit me, hit me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hit me! Hit me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You ducked!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I'm sorry! It was a reflex!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh my god, this really hurts!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I couldn't help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"What is the matter with you?!?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn't you duck?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Good, good yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes. \"Oops.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Emma is still crying.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Try feeding her again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I already fed her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, that's why I said again!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright you guys, we can't turn on each other, Okay? That's just what she wants.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no, you guys, just stay here, I'm gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh I'm kinda part of this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I knew I should have married Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay what's up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? Who says that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"People who've never ever been to Paris.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We're moving to Tulsa!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Tulsa, Oklahoma!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"The Sooner State, whatever that is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler, I don't even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Really? Oh What A Beautiful Morning! Surrey With A Fringe On Top.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Are you trying to tell me that we're moving to Oklahoma, or that you're gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. I'll get out of it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What is wrong with Emma?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ms. McKenna's Office, Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Umm ma'am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don't think I can move to Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's a funny story, actually. I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really know what I was saying.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You fell asleep?","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain't that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright . See, here's the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won't go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is Italy-Please don't make me go there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, I.","speaker":"Ms. Mckenna","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it, well she's lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. I'll call you from Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, so how is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I broke my thumb.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your thumb? That's weird. You sure you're punching right? Make a fist. Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You, you want me to help you with that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Name? I know Ross but what's it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just Ross!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's pretty, Okay date of birth?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know my birthday.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure, May...tember.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"October 18th.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Occupation? Dinosaurs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Actually I'm a palian... Dinosaurs is fine... the drawing is not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ah, Rachel I guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Just ah... just put roommate.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, you're gonna get together right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't think that we are.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But you two were supposed to be together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, I thought so too, but then she said she'd marry you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah that's what she said.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So I don't wanna be just anybody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know what, it's, it's better this way anyway. I mean I don't know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And you're Okay with that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes. I mean, it's what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. That's why they call them plans. Hello? I'm fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, for what it's worth, with Rachel I don't think you'll ever be just \"anybody.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Hey there you go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"\"Thanks.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Emma continues to cry.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh my God! How long has she been crying?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"About a week and a half.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I'm just gonna go. No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rach, try holding her a different way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You guys, I'm doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, I'll try, fine! Yes, Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Shh! Nothing works with this child!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I can't even comfort my own baby! I'm the worst mother ever!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're just new at this, it'll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldn't have been easy but you figured that out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay I'll take her, here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I have to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I have to go scream into a pillow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Have I gone deaf?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You must be a fireball in bed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't believe it! She's asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! I'm kidding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes I did, I'm Monica, Super Aunt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You are the official baby crier stopper!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes I am!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You're never leaving the apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Say what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh no no no no!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thankfully you don't need me at all so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel let's give it six to eight months .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay so listen I'm gonna go lay down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know the book says that whenever she's sleeping I should be sleeping so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh so there can't be any yelling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"We're moving to Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What!?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Shhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! I can't, I can't hear you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Heeeeey, where have you been? What happened to you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know what I really really want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What, Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, that's what I'm here for. Want me to get that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No its really okay... Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You know, ah, I've been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it's not my fault. It's a natural instinct.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, what you guys talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":2,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Ross and Rachel enter)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Monday?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How long do you have to go for?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They said it could be up to a year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"A year?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you have to go?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We were gonna go see the Jets!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Not you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I can't believe you guys are moving.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I call their apartment!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No!!! Ah!! Ahh!!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Here you are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(Laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Every time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uhuh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, I trust you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm on the phone! Dr. Wiener?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"(Laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know, yeah. I feel like we're all growing up. Person named Wiener, God that kills me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look at you all grown up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Done. Oh good, really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Let's see! Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Poophack...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah... All right, well that rules out Lana Titweiller.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"(Laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[SCENE: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I've got good news!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's great! How? Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So you're gonna be gone four days a week? No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No. I can't be away from you for that long.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you said that without gagging!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who the hell was that?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Dr. Wiener.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, what was it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hiccups.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? What, do you mean you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wiener, Wiener Wiener, Wiener!!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Rachel!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So how is this for our big double date tonight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, great! Just the reaction I was hoping for.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on, give me something. What's his name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mike.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Mike? Okay! What's his last name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Damnit! Is there no mystery left in romance anymore!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"(Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... There's no guy in there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know what she's talking about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross said he died.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He saw a therapist?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why? What was it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That I was going to eat him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"MIKE!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Restaurant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just get out of a nine-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am Mike.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Atta boy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, look...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"(Ad-lib hellos)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"From school.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, we met in college. I mean, high school.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'm a lawyer.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mike, 'attorney at law'!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Actually, I just gave up my practice.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.","speaker":"Mary Ellen","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Monica Enters. Chandler is in the kitchen with his laptop)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's so sweet. Find anything?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Slim Pickings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nothing, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"'Slim Pickings'...That is so cheesy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'So Cheesy' also has an opening.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo 'I'll take it!'","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Pediatrician's office]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient, he should be out shortly.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I think you just have a cold, it's definitely not Strep.","speaker":"Dr. Gettleman","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thanks doctor.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Would you like a lollypop?","speaker":"Dr. Gettleman","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You even have to ask?! He is alive!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Restaurant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I didn't.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great! Mary Ellen Wait, is your mom okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Please, we're trying to have a conversation.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, you're a lot nicer on 'Days of Our Lives'.","speaker":"Mary Ellen","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Days of Our Lives'! That's why you look so familiar!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Do you not know each other?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Six!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you doing? I said seven! Argh!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Mary Ellen","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Who are you kidding? You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. Mike!! Mike!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm out of here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"It was nice meeting you!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You're leaving too?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'll stay if you can tell me my name.","speaker":"Mary Ellen","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Good night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You're right. Maybe I shouldn't go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo . It's just a little outside of Tulsa.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How far outside?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Manhattan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And you're thinking of taking it? So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, me, new job.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What happened to 'you can't live without me four days a week'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I think you should take the job.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How was the pediatrician?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I really liked him. Yeah, it was really, really, really good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You promised you wouldn't say anything.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know. Ross still sees his pediatrician!!! I don't care!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He's a brilliant diagnostician!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why did you go along with that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's true. Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My name in Mike, and I do play piano.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Prove it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There isn't a piano here.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"(Plays 'air piano')","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uhuh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's great. What kind of music do you play?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"(Walks In)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Look at this. My two best friends!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Pediatrician's office]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The doctor will be right with you sir.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mommy, I can't find Waldo.","speaker":"Girl","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"With the circus? He's behind the elephant.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, so your child is a big fan of the Waldo books too?","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Sally. So, no ring. Can I assume you are also a single parent?","speaker":"Sally","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am a single parent.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?","speaker":"Sally","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rossy, we're ready for you.","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hmm, yeah. Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mommy.","speaker":"Boy","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mommy, what's wrong with that man?","speaker":"Girl","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, I helped you find Waldo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh good, you haven't left yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Where have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Promise to call me when you land.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Of course I will call you. I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love you too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bye Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Awww. Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's the matter Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Dude, you see right thru me!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, bye-bye! Good trip!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, new job, you. This is just something I have to do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I love you so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know that too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Airport]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cut to Monica and Chandler's apartment.","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Double promise? Call me when you land.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can I talk now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"He had to board.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":3,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross is in Central Perk. Phoebe comes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"people so why you all dressed up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy well what about ok well there's gotta be someone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"There isn't that's what I'm saying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god you're right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god what's wrong with me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I wanna get married.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe what's wrong?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry I didn't catch.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"its Mike Hanagen.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"uh huh how do I look.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"do you have a compact in your purse?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"you look great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica enters Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":": hey Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":": Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":": yeah he has to stay in Tulsa this weekend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"how come?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":": he has to work, there's some rush on the big ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":": maybe I will go yea will have a second honeymoon at the Tulsa romana.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":": how do you know I have one of those?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"didn't till just now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"hot not hot Hot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"excuse me?","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"oh I thought you said Hi.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm Hayley.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"HA!","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"gesundheit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I would love to go out with you.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"really, great, did I actually ask you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"HA!","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross is at Phoebe's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"so how'd the date go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So he hasn't called?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"would you call this girl? thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"now I feel terrible this is all my fault.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We are a rare breed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey is back at Hayleys apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"what a great dinner.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"your welcome again, I'm gonna make some coffee can I get you anything?","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"do you have any cake? >>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"AWCH! That's why.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure who are you?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"oh it's just you have that look.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Damn super cuts!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"what's up is Phoebe ok?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"that's why she was weird.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"but you did say it.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-a-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Vicrum?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler arrives home from work.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym who am I kidding pay-per-view porn. -Cuts to Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica:","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":": is everything all right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":": I'm gonna go freshen up ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok honey. that was close. -Cut to Rachel.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":": Hey Rach its me ok I just got the Chandler's room and I caught him molesting himself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":": yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Nooooooooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":": Yes! Chandler Watches Shark Porn!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching \"Shark Porn\".]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":": do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":": what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":": Eww are you talking about my bother.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"yeah I didn't disguise that very well did i.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":": But you don't remember sleeping with her.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you guys know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"what, how do we know, we never slept with you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"and who's fault is that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":": what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":": Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past it OH SALT BLOATY!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":": Joey, Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":": you don't think sharks are sexy do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No. wait a minute what was the little mermaid?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It's open.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"YAY! quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Wha-wha-wha-did you do ROSS!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"WHAT!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"WHAT! WHY?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer and he used to date Oprah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Good yeah just be honest with him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll get it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh huh yeah there's just something umm, there's something you should know Vicrum just called.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"so it was kind of a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced, I kinda took it the hardest cause I was the youngest.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How could you not remember that we slept together?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What! When?","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I dunno!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex here, here, here NOT there. Anything?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"no it's not ringing any bells.","speaker":"Hayley","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Hayley you've really gotta fix that doorknob. Joey!","speaker":"Hayley's Roommate","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. so were good. I'll let myself out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe is sitting with Mike, explaining about Vicrum.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":".and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"yeah well yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just think there's somebody better out there for you, I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"and you don't have to worry about glue sniffing with me. although I do smell the occasional magic marker, yeah ah anyway I just think I can make you happy.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"ok I can't do this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"what's wrong?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward You kissed me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"uh huh.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"so you don't think I'm a total freak.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No. well look can I think your weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also wanna kiss you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Definitely.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This is Vicrum.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi honey I'm home!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":": Hi, how was your flight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"oh it was great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":": Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. have a little surprise for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":": Ok This is how much I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":": Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":": Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"does what always have to be sharks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":": Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":": sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"let ME be a part of this!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":": I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"no they don't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":": then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":": really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":": I cannot tell you how happy that makes me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You are an amazing wife. No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":": Im very, very drunk right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"your right! I love my life! I actually did sleep with her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":4,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh hey you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thursday? But that's Halloween.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So spooky, that's all.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it's a little to soon to show my true colors.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. Which one of us should go to dinner?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, Rachel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven't been together the six of us in such a long time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you talking about? We're all together right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, dear god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Tulsa, a conference room. Chandler is chairing a group of eight people.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Good morning everyone, it's nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? Yes, Ken is it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's right. Is it true, that the reason you are here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?","speaker":"Ken","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken. But yeah, that's true. Alright, let's get started, by take a look at last quarter's figures. Ah, Claudia, aren't you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses' ass?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?","speaker":"Claudia","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can't remember why. You're not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with fifteen people or less. Would you like one?","speaker":"Claudia","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, lo...look. I don't smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine. So you all smoke then? That's almost rude, that I'm not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's not true. If you don't wanna smoke ...","speaker":"Ken","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ken, please! No, I can't, I can't smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?","speaker":"Ken","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I always liked you, Ken.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Bings'. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone's knocking at the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Trick or treat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, and treat it is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmhmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that can't contain my breasts.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh. Oh wait! you guys won't be late for my dinner, will you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We'll probably be the first ones there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"'kay, see you there. Happy humping! Hey...hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don't people know, you're not allowed to smoke in public spaces?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You smoked!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! I just happened t'do a lot trivias about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called Leyhallalookoos.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, you stink of cigarettes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound ... and the breasts of a Greek goddess.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm gonna go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, something to cover the smell ... Oven cleaner! Unscented!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Welcome home. I've missed you. join me in the bedroom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No thanks, I'm good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I'm feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You don't need a shower.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself during some turbulences.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What do I smell? I smell smoke. Huh-did you smoke?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack...a...a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. But it's over, I made a decision, I'm not gonna smoke anymore.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"(gets a pack out of his jacket)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But, those are for you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright, we'll just, uh, see when you get here. Bye. Huh, that was my mom, she's stuck in terrible traffic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, well that's now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, what were the other two?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, let's see. The first one is: I don't want to. And, you know, I'm not going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know, it's the first time, we're leaving the baby and ... hey, I know how hard it is for you, but ... but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She's great with kids.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ya.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What about Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, you only heard Monica's side of that. That little fatso was a terror.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ish. I just don't think I can bear it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel, I know that you can. And you should.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don't you, why don't you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I'll meet you there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh-A.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You need to learn some new slang.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm serious. C'mon, you should go. Here. No, uh-uh, just go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What ... Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No! No, you know what? You , the baby's fine, now squam . Yeah, story walking.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I was just going to say that I left my keys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, holy molly are we in a pickle now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Where is everyone? They're forty minutes late.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, u-uch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their arrival is in the offing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right. We do have a table for two available, perhaps you would be more comfortable.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joseph! Thou needn't worry, they shan't be long.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: The Bings'.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it's chilling.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I messed up, it was a meeting, everybody was smoking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So what? Don't you have any will power?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Will power? I've watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs without taking the tin foil off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You said that was sexy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"'kay, look: Can we just drop this? I'm not gonna smoke again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right, because I forbid you to smoke again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You forbid me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mhmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't joke with me, okay? I'm very, very upset right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Then, I might as well ... do this . Not really sure what to do now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe's birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we're gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Fine. What!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sex! This is the last day I'm ovulating, and when we don't do it now, we'll have to wait till next month.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Right, fine, I'll do it, but no talking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Huh, and no cuddling.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"And no kissing your neck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh good, I hate it when you do that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And lots of kissing your neck.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, well the ??? is not home.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No. Uch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright, I can't, I can't wait that long. You have to do something-knock that door down!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y...you know, everything is gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What if she jumped out the bassinet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Can't hold her own head up, but yeah jumped.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my god, I left the water running.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah, did I leave the stove on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You never cooked since 1996.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think ... listen, listen!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ubb.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still up lays are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the apartment.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's been an hour. ??? be willing to reconsider switching to a smaller table.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe we should just eat now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You can't order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there's still some food left on their place, okay, what's the restaurant's policy about people eatin' that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Estrangement .","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But it happens? I'm gotta go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, you can't go. No-no-no, I can't hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"If you ask me to stay, I'll pee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good evening, Miss. Miss? Miss? Miss!","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, fine, I'll move. Alright, you don't have to manhandle me. Where? Okay. Thank you. Wach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Finally you guys made it. Pheebs, who the hell-uhuhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The Bings' bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Spend more time with the tie. That'll make a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, I can't do this. I can't make luv to you while we're fighting this way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh sure, now you're Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle's funeral.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I'm not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, you're right. Mnya, we shouldn't do it like this. Huch. For what it's worth, I'm, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mean it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You are incredible. Unless, I...I'm not gonna smoke again. And if I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"D'you want to?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, let's celebrate life!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"'kay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ms. Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Och, god. Oh, thank god, you're okay. I'm so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great. So let's get going?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I'm never leaving her again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: \"Mommy, I'm a girl, take me with you.\"","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Bings in bed, finished.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Uhh. You are welcome.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know what? Let's not talk.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes-no big deal.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Leave it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex with me while we're fighting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You tricked me to get me into bed?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's right, I got mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I feel so used.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, I guess they're not coming. You wanna just order?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you. Waiter! 'lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Er-does not.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, they're both exclus...","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Both it is, thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request: Can you bring everything as soon as it's ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don't care.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, hi, hi!","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll just wait to put your order in.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm so sorry ...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We got locked out of the apartment, we ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's a great story-can I eat it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And then Rachel wasn't sure she could leave the baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"N-it wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and I did what I got to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And that's Judy over there at the bar with Emma?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I'm not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she's doing at home and I'm being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She spit up. Judy! She spi...Judy! Look alive, Judy! Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks. Oh.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Y'know this ??? is incredible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, I'll have the fixed salad and the duck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yah, I'll have the soup and the salmon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because ...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Happy birthday!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Son of a bitch!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wher-where have you been?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, we had a little fight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I would never lie to get someone into bed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn't it? How d'you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I suppose that Monica will have the ... manipulative shrew.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'll give you another minute.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Rach, c'mon, Emma is fine. You're turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Y'guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You mean the lully story?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Huh-huh, they already know it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You guys, we've been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No, no, it's okay, I already told the waiter what they want.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Why would you do that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Chandler, control your woman!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, as everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast ... to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Aw ... what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"N-no, Emma dropped her sock.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"'s a good toast.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Could you please get her attention?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":51}
{"text":"W-oa ... Mommy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh, for god's sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! I'm sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt the hideousness that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn't even have the courtesy to call. Well, it's too late now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Well, ??? think that's us?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":54}
{"text":"well, this is, this is, this is not over! Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Well, what is going on with you two?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Uch, you see, I'm ovulating.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh yeah, that's what she says. But maybe you're not ovulating at all, maybe it's just a clever ruse to get me into bed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can't get enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":59}
{"text":"You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":60}
{"text":"So? Did have sex, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":61}
{"text":"What's the matter with me? Why I'm such a girl?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Okay, that was Mike.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Phoebe, hi, we're so sorry. You're totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Mhuh, guys, that means the world to me. Huh, nkay, I'm gonna take off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":65}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I'm not t-not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! Judy! Bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Oh thank god, if Phoebe's going, can we please take Emma home?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":68}
{"text":"You know, I think that's a good idea-our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. Bye, y'guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":70}
{"text":"See ya. Well, this is just us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Mhum.","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":72}
{"text":"So, I'm, I'm probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":73}
{"text":"So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Do, do you gonna do it now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":75}
{"text":"We don't have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct ...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":76}
{"text":"No-ohoh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Nah, just me. All alone. Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":79}
{"text":"[Scene: continues, Joey finished everything.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"How was everything, sir?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I hope, you got some room left.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear ...","speaker":"Waiters","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey! Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"... Joey, happy birthday to you.","speaker":"Waiters","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's the best birthday ever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello? Hello?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I LOVE MY NEW JOB!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, you're screaming.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that's great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Awesome.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This is nice.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You need both hands for that?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I kinda do. Well, how's this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? Have you not talked about it yet? Am I making you uncomfortable? If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be... having that conversation.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is it?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe not, is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... No, not... that's gum. Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, sorry.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's to my apartment.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh no, I want to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, thank God.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is this cool, huh?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It really is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better.","speaker":"Prospective Nanny","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Prospective Nanny","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Allright. Well thank you so much for coming...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. Do you guys do random drug testing?","speaker":"Prospective Nanny","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's cool. But... but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.","speaker":"Prospective Nanny","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okidoki! Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, the blonde with no bra?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She was blonde? Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi... I'm Sandy.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And she's a little mannish...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh my God! David!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who cares, it got you here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow. Where is your luggage?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Damn it!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A-Allright, well... I'll call the cab company.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe he didn't give you a chance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well... That had been your window.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? The scientist guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really? Chandler?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Continue...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know! Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You have to tell David!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Funniest guy she's ever met! I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... Save it for inside!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Heeeeeey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Was your cabin pressurised?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, he came up...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, he did this bit... You probably had to be there, but it was Liza Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Were you there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. They're interviewing Sandy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sandy, that's exactly what it is...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you gay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Her name is Deliah.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, that's pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I Left, I Said I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I can do it for her, if you want...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, that would be great! I love him, I love him, I love him...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Because, it's weird!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"King?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Please? YES! Sandy you're hired.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That's great! I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You gotta be at least bi...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, right? Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Seriously? She actually said that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Without that, you just got \"lame with women\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ye....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi! There you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Fire trucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oof...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, wait, wait!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, it's not that. Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh... oh...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I should have told you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No... well, yeah.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I am happy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well... just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either... Can we at least hug goodbye?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Of course, yeah. You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No... no...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I mean...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"In Minsk...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... In New York... it's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh... Oh boy... Hi...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Is everything allright?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiance and it was just sooo beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, her favourite flower is the camellia. From the poem...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't... I can't hear it again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, I can't tell it again...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And I'm fine never having heard it... Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah! Excuse me...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. He is too sensitive.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... These are amazing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sandy made Madeleines.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey... there's sensitive... and there is too sensitive.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, what? What is too sensitive?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no. No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But... ergo...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well... hey, the key works...!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah! I think that's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh... How are they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Lighter than air... But that's not the point.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's like a woman wanting to be a...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes... What is the end of that sentence?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uhm... A penis model. Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, so?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really? Do you not know Chandler?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is that why he's acting so weird...? He's jealous...? Oh my God, that is crazy. It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Science...? Academia...? Being a good father...?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"...No...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I can't believe he's that upset about this...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Heeeyy! Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What are you guys talking about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ohhh, ooohhh... you are on a roll, mister!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What is so funny about that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Did you tell her what we talked about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Yeah....","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Is he funnier than me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? That slayed me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Not knowing when to shut up...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yep! That's my thing...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So... how many guys have your key?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no... It's not... it's not... i'ts not as bad as it looks... really. I was just saying goodbye to an old friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your lipstick's on his mouth.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you uhm...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"...kiss him?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, well, yeah...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Don't point your finger at me.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! Here David, you should just go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... well, you just better watch out.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, if I ever goto Minsk, you'd better watch out.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you're going to Minsk?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I might.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, well... guys?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Right... Goodbye Phoebe.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, what are you kidding me?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Right-o, right-o... Take good care of her.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's never gonna happen again right?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Right! Never! Never! I swear!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Yeah! Allright! Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Noooo... Three Blind Mice goes like this...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I swear to God...!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who's up for puppets?","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Me! I'm up for puppets!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, please welcome... The Snufflebumps... Who wants to be mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's kitchen. Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle. Rachel now also enters the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"That was kind of rude!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know, he was just doing his job...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, come on Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh... That's true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So you see Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to shaaaaaaare...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I am learning so much from you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I love you too. And... I like you as a friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Allright. See you later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"See ya!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Did that guy really make that joke?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Here goes...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"YOU! You feel!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, damn you Geller!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What is it...? Please...?","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why... I... I don't know. Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":16}
{"text":"hmmm...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Huh ha ha!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... I always get the feeling he thought I was too sensitive.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That must have been hard.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... \"What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But you are a real boy!","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know I am! ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Here come some more...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter. Joey is holding mr. Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What kind?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A friend-ship...","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow! You blow my mind...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I gotta go.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aaahh... How much do I owe you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Twenty bucks.","speaker":"Sandy","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's like the cheapest college ever.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":6,"scene":19,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. Yes we were! Yes we were! Come here gorgeous. Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. Big baby butt! I like big butts. I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get... Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm... My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... I'm a terrible father!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How come?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you do with your money now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank. I didn't say that! It's in a bank guarded by robots!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you have any ideas?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! Right! People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: \"Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird.\" Or... or maybe just a wing or...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. That's right, I know some stuff!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Real estate, huh? Hmmm...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"My dad told me. They play golf together.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? That hadn't occurred to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They just gonna love you, just be yourself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh yeah, she can't be herself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, so... allright... Which dress? You can say \"neither\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God, neither!","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: \"Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks...\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You went out with Wallis Pincer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, he took the SAT's for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I knew you didn't get a 1400!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ssshyeah, well, duh! I mean...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So... now... What about with Mike's mom?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She said WHAT?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's she's like the daughter she never had. Listen!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... Only... only not creepy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I uhm... Well, I sang... well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"owwwww...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please don't take her away from me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh hi, come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent.","speaker":"Catherine","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi I'm Joey. This is Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Actually, he is buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Pa.....","speaker":"Catherine","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"mmm That's enough about you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is there anything we should know about the apartment?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here...","speaker":"Catherine","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh... Okay, sorry!","speaker":"Catherine","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! You don't think he's here, do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... Yeah, I could see it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look at these videos. You know, I mean, who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... Wait a minute... This says Monica... And this is Richard's apartment...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Get there faster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow! You look like... like my mom.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm wearing pantyhose!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great! Come on in!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, my parents are rich.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. HELLO!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's so nice to finally meet you!","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And you... Your home is lovely.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Holy crap!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, try and stop me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey... Wh... What are you doing?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm trying to get your parents to like me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not Phoebe...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Got it! It... It's hard to stop...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, come on...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... So... where does everyone summer?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's parents house again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God! God! This is not going well.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh... Well...","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah I bet! Look out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"OH! OWWWWW!","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, are you okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I recently had surgery.","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I'll be fine... I just should check the stitches...","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I really, really am sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach?","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, you do that, and I go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, not at all...","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Thank you, I think so too.","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Is he really?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"E-e-excuse me?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"That's... my boy.","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Awesome!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? Well, we know I'm gonna watch it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey dude, what's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Don't judge me, I'm only human!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did you take that tape?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. Who'm I'm married to?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Some girl...!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She hot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah...!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How did she get me to settle down?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... Can it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? Whoo... What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why am I hearing cheering?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Football? Just football?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... What the... What are you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You don't wanna see what I just saw!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What are you guys doing? Oh my God, is that Richard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! You know, I just... couple of things I tried ... I just sang a little doo... Itsy Bitsy Spider...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, Pervert Parade?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Stop!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God! Is that veal?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe you don't have to eat...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... Hmmm... yummy Hmmm...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So...? What do you think?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica switches off the VCR. Joey and Chandler are behind the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn star!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That tape was never meant to be seen by... Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"THAT'S NOT ME!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That bastard taped over me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Is that a problem?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't imagine what he sees in her.","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his. Oh, hello dear...","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A little better.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen.","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You remember her Michael, she's lovely and... well behaved and... single.","speaker":"Theodore","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not interested.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, please darling, let's be honest. You can have all the... sailor fun you want with that one, but... let's be real...","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth!","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"The woman you what?","speaker":"Bitsy Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah... The woman you what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"The woman I love... I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I love you too...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"YEAH...! How great is this...?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wanna get out of here?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Mom, dad, thanks for dinner.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I had a great time. It was really top drawer. And Here's Something Rich thirteen bathrooms in this place... I threw up in the coat closet... Ta taaa...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So fellas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"fellas.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"has your girlfriend got the butt?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hell yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So shake it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Shake it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shake it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Shake it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Shake that nasty butt...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Baby got back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"One more time from the top... I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other br...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What if something gets broken, they're so expensive.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What is the point of having them if we never use them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I will explain it to her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, OK.","speaker":"Tv Announcer","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And heres the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives .","speaker":"Tv Announcer","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm. Oh! Stupid long sleeves.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you going to do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said \"Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani.\" Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well you proved them wrong.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah. Ross and Rachels Apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"A lot of people are thankful for those.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hello? Rachel?","speaker":"Woman At Door","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's your favorite sister. Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill? Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.","speaker":"Woman At Door","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hide my rings.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh. Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Do you have a hair straightener?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Um... hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"oh... hi..","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Aw.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hair Straightener?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I haven't seen you in like.. a year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I decorated Dad's office.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"mh hmm..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Is this Emmett?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Uh.... its Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Its a girl?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey Amy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh Amy, you remember Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"That was me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember? Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. All me. Monica and Chandler's Apartment.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Careful. Careful. CAREFUL! Sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":53}
{"text":"well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh suddenly, flowers are feminine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Hey, what's going on Joe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I.. I.. I need a good lie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh okay. How about the whole \"man walking on the moon\" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":60}
{"text":"No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Ooh, honey. You stink at lying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":62}
{"text":"I do not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said \"Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's\" and he said.. He said.. \"Joey you stink at lying.\" What am I going to do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh great, that'd be great. Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Sure, what.. what was the work thing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Uh..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":69}
{"text":"\"Pick up grandma at the airport\"?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Oh.. man.. Ross and Rachel's Apartment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Amy! Yes I do.. I really do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. Can I take this upstairs?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Sure, we don't live there but...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? I thought you were a doctor.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Ew.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":78}
{"text":"God she is unbelievable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":79}
{"text":"I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Stupid Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":82}
{"text":"What? What happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":83}
{"text":"My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Don't say that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Sure, you want to go upstairs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":89}
{"text":"You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that! Monica and Chandler's apartment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Hi, hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":99}
{"text":"wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Hap.. Hap.. Happy Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Hey you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":104}
{"text":"So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Yeah I.. I think so. It's nice to meet you Emma.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Phoe-Be.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Oh. That's a funny noise.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Pheebs, I still need some help here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":111}
{"text":"You are a terrific actor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Hey. Hey where's the baby?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Oh we just put her down for a nap.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died. Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":115}
{"text":"no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Thats a great movie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Emma, Ross wants you.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":120}
{"text":"PHOE-BE.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Why does she keep making that noise?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":122}
{"text":"Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself um you wouldn't get the baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Well who would?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":125}
{"text":"I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":126}
{"text":"yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":127}
{"text":"I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":128}
{"text":"See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":130}
{"text":"You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":131}
{"text":"This guy? Seriously? Later in the day.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Woah. Woah... Woah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":136}
{"text":"No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":137}
{"text":"I can't believe I won.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Monica is Ross' sister.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":140}
{"text":"No, Ross' sister was really fat.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":141}
{"text":"That was me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":142}
{"text":"No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that. Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":144}
{"text":"Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":146}
{"text":"No, if crazy plate lad.. If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":147}
{"text":"Well actually...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":148}
{"text":"Actually what?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":149}
{"text":"well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":150}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":151}
{"text":"Hurts, doesn't it?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Uh.. who has to die for me to get her? Commercial Break.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":153}
{"text":"So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":154}
{"text":"No, that that is not what we're saying.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":155}
{"text":"Yeah he's lying. He looked down.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":156}
{"text":"Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":157}
{"text":"Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":158}
{"text":"Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":159}
{"text":"Thats not how you see me, is it? Phoebe while cutting a sweet potatoe in the air: No you're all about the fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":160}
{"text":"Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":161}
{"text":"No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":162}
{"text":"Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die she'd have to give her up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":163}
{"text":"Sure, Monica would have to give her up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":164}
{"text":"I lie better then that, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":165}
{"text":"So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":166}
{"text":"There's your movie! Later on. Monica opens her front door. Chandler is sitting in the hallway.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":167}
{"text":"Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":168}
{"text":"Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":169}
{"text":"Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":170}
{"text":"Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":171}
{"text":"No you learn these things. You grow into it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":172}
{"text":"Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":173}
{"text":"I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":174}
{"text":"Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying \"Go to your room! You're grounded\"?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":175}
{"text":"Can you hear me say \"You're grounded\"?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":176}
{"text":"You said that to me last week.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":177}
{"text":"How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture. Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment. Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad. Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. And they all got to meet Santa!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":178}
{"text":"It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":179}
{"text":"Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":180}
{"text":"Ooh, what happened? Joey all nervous and looking down and fiddling with his ear: Oh.. My sister's raccoon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":181}
{"text":"No! Nothing with a raccoon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":182}
{"text":"Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. Monica and Chandler come through the front door.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":183}
{"text":"Oh wait.. What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":184}
{"text":"Setting the table.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":185}
{"text":"Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":186}
{"text":"Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":187}
{"text":"Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":188}
{"text":"Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey. Ross walks away with a face of yeah ok. Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. Uchh In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":189}
{"text":"UCHH!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":190}
{"text":"You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":191}
{"text":"Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":192}
{"text":"This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":193}
{"text":"What? What carrer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":194}
{"text":"Um.. I'm a decorator.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":195}
{"text":"Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":196}
{"text":"Why can't you ever be supportive?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":197}
{"text":"Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":198}
{"text":"Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":199}
{"text":"I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":200}
{"text":"Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":201}
{"text":"Oh whose side are you on? I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":202}
{"text":"How hard could it be? You do it.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":203}
{"text":"ooh oooh..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":204}
{"text":"Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":205}
{"text":"uh huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":206}
{"text":"Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":207}
{"text":"Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":208}
{"text":"Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":209}
{"text":"Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":210}
{"text":"Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":211}
{"text":"I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":212}
{"text":"Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":213}
{"text":"ah ha ha. ah ha ha. It's forty five.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":214}
{"text":"You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":215}
{"text":"Too far, Amy. Too far.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":216}
{"text":"You take that back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":217}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":218}
{"text":"Take it back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":219}
{"text":"No! What are you going to do? Make me?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":220}
{"text":"Heey man, I work out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":221}
{"text":"So do I.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":222}
{"text":"I do pilates.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":223}
{"text":"I do yoga.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":224}
{"text":"Bring it on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":225}
{"text":"Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":226}
{"text":"Did you just push me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":227}
{"text":"Uh, yeah I think I did.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":228}
{"text":"Alright. Thats it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":229}
{"text":"Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time! Rachel starts messing up Amy's hair: Frizzy frizzy frizzy frizzy!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":230}
{"text":"Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":231}
{"text":"What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":232}
{"text":"Ew! Gross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":233}
{"text":"Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":234}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":235}
{"text":"Mon, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":236}
{"text":"Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":237}
{"text":"Sorry.","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":238}
{"text":"By the way, that fight was totally arousing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":239}
{"text":"Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":240}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":241}
{"text":"So, so now do I get Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":242}
{"text":"Okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":243}
{"text":"Are you okay Mon?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":244}
{"text":"uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":245}
{"text":"It's all right. You can mourn.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":246}
{"text":"Thank you. It was so beautiful. I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":247}
{"text":"Actually its not pies, its just pie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":248}
{"text":"I don't care. Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":249}
{"text":"Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":250}
{"text":"So you're going to give me the baby?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":251}
{"text":"Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":252}
{"text":"You are not going to regret this.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":253}
{"text":"She needs changing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":254}
{"text":"Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":255}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler is packing the broken china in its box. He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape. He is struggling with the tape dispenser.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nope...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Broke them all, huh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yep...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You gonna tell her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope... Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Like only if the queen comes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Maybe not even then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No problem! Next week: stealing...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bye plates!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? Something happened with the plates?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uhm... Yeah... this uhm... raccoon came in...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa. His assistant is showing him photographs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This kitty is Mittens and this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.","speaker":"Jo Lynn","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What's up Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Courtside? Oh my God.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . That's not the way to convince you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, \"You can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me.\" So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know. You're right. I want to see you too. I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? He's really looking forward to this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have is precious.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, ah, ah . . . I'll think of something.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is in the living room covering Emma. Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow! Wow, You look . . . uh . . . It's just, ah . . . That dress . . . uh . . .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, well, they're good. It's been a while since I've seen you like this. You, you clean up good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh well, well thank you. Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. The last time that happened, that happened.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh right, right. So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun. And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it's fine. Actually, I, I invited Mike over.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe's Mike?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I didn't know you guys hung out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We don't. But I thought it would be nice to get to know him. You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh that's so cute: Ross and Mike's first date. Is that going to be awkward? I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know. But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know. He plays piano; I played keyboards in college. He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oooh. Girl's night out indeed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok. So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right? You go have fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay. You too. And I hope you score. Bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So . . . Welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I got beer.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I got bottled breast milk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Eh, why don't we start with the beer?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Okay. So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ah? Do you have one here?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced. Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't . . . I don't really like to talk about it.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"That's okay. We'll talk about something else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So, you're a paleontologist, right?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"My cousin's a paleontologist.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ah? Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is wearing a sexy negligee. She pours two glasses of wine as Chandler enters with a carry-on suitcase. He sets the case by the door.) MONICA: Hi. CHANDLER: Hey. MONICA: Welcome home. CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.) Oh well, look at you. MONICA: Yeah. What do you think? CHANDLER: Well, it looks great. It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath. So . . . MONICA: Oh. CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.) (There is a loud thud at the door.) JOEY: Hey! How come the door's locked? MONICA: Just a second. CHANDLER: (hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here. MONICA: Why not? CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game. So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa. MONICA: So, you lied to him? CHANDLER: Achhh. It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion. (pause) Except with you. JOEY: Hey! Open the door. What's going on? (He knocks.) (Monica goes to the door. Chandler slides behind it as she opens it slightly.) JOEY: What are you . .. (He sees her in her negligee.) Why are you dressed like that? MONICA: Oh, because, um . . . well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days. So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction. JOEY: Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before. MONICA: Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. You know, like, \"Hi, How do I look?\" (As Chandler) \"Really sexy. Could I BE any more turned on?\" JOEY: Okay. (pause. He looks over her shoulder at the table with the wine.) Whoa, whoa. Why are there two glasses of wine out? MONICA: Because. . . one of them is for you. (Monica turns to get the wine. Chandler peeps through the peephole. Joey, seeing something, peeps back. Chandler ducks. Monica returns with two glasses of wine. She gives one to Joey.) MONICA: Cheers. (She clinks his glass and pulls back.) Okay, buh-bye. (She closes the door.) CHANDLER: You know, it's funny. I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself. (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.) Hi ya. MONICA: You might want to keep practicing. CHANDLER: Yah. (Chandler's cell phone rings. He looks at it.) CHANDLER: It's Joey. (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.) Hey Joe. JOEY: Dude, come home! CHANDLER: What? Why? JOEY: COME . . . HOME. CHANDLER: Look I, I can't. What's going on? JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya. I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you. (Chandler and Monica look at each other. Chandler nods.) JOEY: All right look. (He walks to the hallway.) If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna. CHANDLER: NO! JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him! CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now? JOEY: (listens at the door.) No. (pause) All right, I'm going in. CHANDLER: No! Wait! JOEY: I heard him again! CHANDLER: (writhes as if in agony) All right, look. Just stay there. I'm coming home. JOEY: Okay. Great. I'll see you when you get here. I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out. CHANDLER: Is that really necessary? JOEY: Absolutely. You'd do it for me. Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Mike is blowing a note from his beer bottle. Ross stares off to the side.) ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now? I mean, they said thirty minutes or less. Well, how long has it been? MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes. (long pause) And now twelve. So, do you like the beer? ROSS: I do. I do. Although, it's actually a lager. MIKE: huh. (pause) What's the difference between beer and lager? ROSS: I don't know. We could look it up. MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.[Scene: A bar. Rachel and Phoebe are bringing their drinks from the bar to a sofa.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh God. Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh God. It seems like forever ago.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. So, what's going on with you and Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, um . . . I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God! I love things. What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked. And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Eye-contact?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mm-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I hope you were using protection.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me. Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh. Should we send them something back?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oooh. Let's do. Let's send them mashed potatoes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No! Wait! No, no. Don't do that! That's going to make them think they can come over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So? What if they do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen. We're just having fun. You know, not everything had to go as far as \"eye-contact.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is seated in the chair and Monica stands behind the sofa.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? I heard it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right. I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, because all good plans start with, \"I'll go down the fire escape.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hear me out woman. I'll go down the fire escape. Then, I'll wait for a while. Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa. Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out? I heard it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm just going to wait for a little while.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Scary pigeon's back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's huge.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box. Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth. He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink. Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"[Scene: The bar. Two men are chatting with Rachel and Phoebe.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh my God. I can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building. Ida Green? No sense of personal space? Kind of smells like chicken? Looks like a potato.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"Spuds\" is your grandmother?","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's my bubby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, we're on our way to a couple of parties. Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.","speaker":"Kevin","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. . . I'm sorry. We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. I, I have a boyfriend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right. It's no big deal.","speaker":"Kevin","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation?","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend. But um. . .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Then, can I have your number?","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm sorry, no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, you're giving your real number.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight.","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Bill","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bye. Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I don't know. He was cute, and he liked me. It was an impulse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What about Ross? What about your moment? Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No. No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go. \"Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"\"Yeah.\" \"Me too.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"\"Well, but I'm not sure I really want to do anything about it.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"\"Yeah.\" \"Me neither.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"\"Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"\"Yeah. That works for me.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I see what you mean. By the way, nice Ross imitation.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But, your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wha. . . hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Better!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know? I should just . . . move on with my life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Really? You're moving on from Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I don't know. Do I have to decide right now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, you kind of just did. That guy is going to call you tonight. Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh God, Ross. Ross is going to pick up the phone. Oh, I have to get my number back. Oh my God. He's gone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"\"Oh, I have to get my number back. Oh my God. He's gone.\" Dead on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa. Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out. Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.) MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off. ROSS: So soon? MIKE: Well, yeah. ROSS: Okay. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer. MIKE: Ah, you mean lager. ROSS: Ah yeah. Good times. (Mike leaves. Ross closes the door behind him.) MIKE: (In the hall, relieved) Oh. (Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief. Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.) MIKE: Hello? PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me. Listen, is um, is Ross near you? MIKE: Uh, no. I just left. PHOEBE: Well, you have to go back in. MIKE: Wha . . .? Go back? To the \"land where time stands still\"? PHOEBE: I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone. So, you have to intercept all his calls. MIKE: I can't do that! PHOEBE: (to Rachel) He says he can't do that. RACHEL: Oh give me , , , (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.) Hi, Mike? Hi. Listen. I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what? If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want. Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff. PHOEBE: All right. (She takes the phone from Rachel.) Hello? Hi. I'm sorry about her, but she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff. MIKE: All right. I'll do it. (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.) But really, how much dirtier can it get? PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. Bye. (Mike knocks on Ross's door. Ross opens it.) MIKE: Hey buddy. ROSS: Uh, hi. MIKE: Um, can I come back in? ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.) Why? (He starts to lower his arm.) MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about. ROSS: (whining) But you left.[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters from the stairs. Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow! That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler! You're home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are you saying?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey said that you're in here with another man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"All right. All right. Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh? Bwa-ah-ah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What is he doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right. Well, I'll check the guest room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why do I smell men's cologne?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think that's you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah. I rubbed a magazine on myself earlier.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"There's nobody here Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I guess not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't believe you thought I was cheating. You own me an apology.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could happen to anyone. All right, see ya.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I climb down the fire escape and you can't put that in the closet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Mike is reading from a book.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, except for the fermentation process, beer and ale are basically the same thing. Fascinating isn't it.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe you should look up \"fascinating.\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll get it. Hello? Ross's place. Mike speaking. It's for you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't understand what just happened here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment \" continuing action.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . . . I didn't think you'd understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? Huh? Do you think I'm like, \"Duh.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't. But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry. That's the one thing I can't do. I promised I'd be with Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You can go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You should go to the game. It's okay. I want you to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? You're gonna be okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's gonna be so hot!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Have fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thanks. Here's your ticket.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, listen. I'm never going to lie to you again, okay? And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Where are you going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Game's tomorrow night Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Phoebe enter.) RACHEL: Hi. (Everyone exchanges greetings.) ROSS: Oh God. (He hugs Rachel) RACHEL: Oh . . . MIKE: I'm so glad you're back. (He hugs Phoebe.) PHOEBE: Oh. RACHEL: Wow. So, what did you guys do? ROSS: Oh, you know . . . we just drank some beer and Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct. MIKE: It's true. I did. PHOEBE: (pause) Well, good bye. (Okays, and good byes are exchanged all around.) RACHEL: That was fun Pheebs. PHOEBE: I know. That was fun. (She and Mike exit.) RACHEL: See you guys. (She closes the door.) ROSS: Rachel, lock the door. Lock the door, seriously. RACHEL: Oh shoot. I forgot to pay Phoebe for the drinks. (She exits to the hallway and closes the door behind her.) Wait, wait. Sorry. Did he call? Did that guy call? MIKE: No. Just his mom. RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30? MIKE: Yeah. RACHEL: Then, again at 9:00? MIKE: (nods) uh-huh. RACHEL: Yeah. (Inside the apartment the phone rings. Ross answers it.) ROSS: Hello. (listens) Ah, no, she's not here right now. Can I take a message? (grabs a pad and pen) Bill from the bar? (writes) Okay, \"Bill from the bar.\" I'll make sure she gets your number. (He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad. Then, he stops and re-reads it. Rachel enters.) RACHEL: Aaah. (She goes to tend Emma.) ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it? Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time? RACHEL: Oh, it was so much fun. It felt so good to be out. ROSS: (holds up the message) Uh, Rach. RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah? ROSS: (pauses, then crunches up the note and stuffs it in his pocket.) Never mind. [END]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa. Ross enters.]","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. I'll be right back. I've got to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Stout. That's a kind of beer.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as \"The Night Before Christmas\" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather \"Account of a visit from St. Nicholas\" by Henry Livingston.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, \"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're really not coming back?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, who does?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I like my job.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I *love* my job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't *wait* to go back to work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I can't get *enough* dinosaurs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I won't be here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks. I'll see you New Year's Day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Did I not mention that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! *Opening Credits*","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call for writing \"Screw you, Mr. Bing!\" on the back of my chair! -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Others","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey. Where've you been?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My kid's in a play right now.","speaker":"Claudia","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"\"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet\".","speaker":"Ken","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"*Now* it feels like Christmas.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You can come to my house!","speaker":"Ken","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Haha, no thanks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That was a nice pep-talk.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. \"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along. Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!\" Happy holidays, everybody!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? That's terrible!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No-no, we do it every year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no, we have to!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well then, you should look with us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, I have a great idea for a present for her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, that's it? A great idea! Oh yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"If I help, we can find 'em faster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That's right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, it's a Macy's bag!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh, who's it for?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"\"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you.\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Rach, these are for you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK, Pheebs, your turn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You guuuyys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You got me a cola drink?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And, a lemon lime.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And last but not least.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on Ben.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Santa!","speaker":"Ben Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you doing here, Santa?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Fine, I'll give the suit back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, you think, you can keep it another night?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Santa? Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, is that okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Then it's okaaay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good, God's speed, good people! You're not gonna go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah. Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking for that ham.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah. Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Merry Christmas!","speaker":"Others","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ble-blah-blar Blargh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It is. Did I... not tell you about her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I sent them home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uhh, uh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Answer faster, answer faster!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Answer better, answer better!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What does she do there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She did WHAT?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"BE-LOW me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ahh, wait, is Wendy the runner-up Miss Oklahoma?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"*What*??","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well, she... she didn't win...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Alright, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh Chandler, stop talking!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'm serious!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Merry Christmas.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Merry Christmas.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Merry Christmas, you guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, Merry... Christmas.","speaker":"Others","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Blah blargah, blar-blab.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: back in the conference room in Tulsa]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"The wife says \"Hi!\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ah. Fun conversation?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Huh? Really? -- Hm, that'd be so terrible?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Whoa-ho, back off, Missy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"...Missy?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You are to me...","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No,... no... NO! Look, I'm, I'm married!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So? I'm married.","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm *happily* married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. - What's *that* like?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right. So, I'm sorry...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?","speaker":"Wendy","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, not anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But we don't do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know, I just thought it would be fun.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How drunk are you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's the perfect amount!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Y'know what's weird?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This doesn't feel weird!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're a really good kisser.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I have kissed over four women. Do you wanna get under the covers?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hm-hmm!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow! You are really fast!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"We're gonna see each other naked.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Do you wanna do it at the same time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Count of three?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"One!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Two!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Two!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Three!","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Eh, we weren't that close anyway!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Eh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think you're better than you think you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? Okay, so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Know when to stop.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. Don't do the dance.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're so efficient. I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let's go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No-no-no, wait! We need something old!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That'll work!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here just...take this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's stealing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ohh.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, one thing at a time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ehh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Eh, you work for that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You do?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, you're so sweet. Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You thought about that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How many kids were we gonna have?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What else did you think about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sure you do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You sure?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I love you so much.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oohh, I love it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Really? You're not gonna return it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, not this second!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh wow, it's so beautiful...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, it really is!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"Wendy\" is a fat girl name.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Aren't we done with that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, hey, uh, who did you miss the most?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Got ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I never want to leave you again!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But I thought if you left, you get fired.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What, you, you really quit your job?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":23}
{"text":"What do you really want to do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I have *not* thought this through!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ahh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Now give me my real gift.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Here, pass these, will ya..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, hey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":35}
{"text":"\"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.\" -- How did you know?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Mine's is to Lilian Myers.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I don't have a *job*! *Closing Credits*","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":15,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You are! Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":10,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I just lost my erection.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's exciting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know!!! My erection is back!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Phoebe Thank you. Thank you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":": Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If you want I could loan you some money?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No, that's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You could do that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No it is awesome!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"(Adlib hellos)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, because if one more person says \"what a cute little boy\" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How long was I in there?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't you want to look through the rest?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? \"Cheese. It's milk that you chew.\" \"Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.\" \"A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got one. \"Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Honey? Leave it to the pros.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"\"The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"\"Marriage. It's not for everybody.\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . Who the hell are you!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Who the hell are you?","speaker":"Guy","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm the hell person whose office this is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good one, Rach.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.","speaker":"Guy","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, your baby's so cute. Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: DOOL set]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay! You. Here, come here, here. You're gonna take this tray, you're gonna stay on this yellow mark. You're gonna move on \"action!\" You're gonna walk over to the operating table. You're gonna stop on that blue mark, you're gonna put the tray down. Don't walk too fast! But don't doddle.","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, now. What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And...Action!!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Cut! Cut!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, don't be.","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, that helps.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And...Action!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Cut!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three takes too! Alright, eight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And...Action!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, do you have any other question about advertising?","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no. But let me show you what I can do. \"Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Monica warned me you might do that. I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's an unpaid internship.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's funny. When you said \"unpaid\" it sounded like you said \"unpaid.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on now. Monica has a good job. And it's not like you have a family to support.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Stop!","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Interviewer","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, while you were on your baby vacation I was doing your job.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Clearly you've never been to Sandles Paradise Island.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't say I care too much for that smell you've brought in with you.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rach we have a code brown situation.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can you please, please take care of it for me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Alright, but you have to do one sometime.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Let me just get this straight! So I go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren all together.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Rachel, I see you've met Gavin. I must say, when you left us we weren't sure what we were gonna do. But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin!","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning on flying off to?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, that's up to Mr. Zelner. I'm sure he will make the right decision.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Incidentally, when are you coming back?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You said two weeks.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: DOOL set]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. So, what did he say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word \"puppy.\" Okay, So He Said \"If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm not an actor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You're Nurse With Tray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey, she doesn't have time for friends. She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Who dies?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Man With Eye Patch! You get in there and you do your job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, doctor.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, let's try this one more time.","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And...Action!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's next?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The rest of the scene.","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, from the top, people!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended. They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down her so fast they won't even...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, alright. Calm down Norma Rae. They didn't actually say that. I'm just afraid if I don't come back right now this guy's gonna try to squeeze me out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What about Emma? We don't have a nanny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know. You know, we're just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight. Can you please just take care of her for today?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Come on, I don't know what else to do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine, fine. We'll have fun, won't we? Yes, we will, yes we will.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not the right time to be starting a family.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Good-bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, it's baby time. Pants off Bing. Didn't see you there Geller.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, Ross is here so...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, and I was really hoping that I could hang out. What do you feel like doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're gonna have sex.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't feel like having sex. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Let me put it this way. We're having sex whether you're here or not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pants off Bing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I've changed your screensaver from that picture of *Nsync.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, they were popular when I left!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Also, I've just been working on this big presentation for tomorrow.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up to speed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's gonna take weeks. Why don't just let me take care of the presentation?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works, so why don't you just catch me up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh god. You've totally messed with the back support of my chair. How do you fix this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you've been here five years, you figure it out.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine, I will. Alright, fill me in!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time in the future ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jump suits.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hi, good morning lover. I gotta say after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here's an idea. You walk into a room...take a quick scan!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sorry. But I kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh god, I have to tell you something. You're not pregnant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That thing that I have to do to make a baby. I faked it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What!? You faked it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know what? I don't need a tie. I mean, it's better, open collar. You know, it's more casual.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: DOOL set]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"He slept with you and then never called you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And I just wanted a new daddy for Davy and Becky.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, okay, from the top. And...Action!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, I'm surprised you agreed to have lunch with me.","speaker":"Man","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm surprised to, but yet here I am.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Cut, cut! What are you doing!?","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and never called me back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Extra","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Another Extra","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow, you're here already.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How do you fix the chair?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Except that! Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're all ready for our presentation this afternoon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Good, because it's in ten minutes.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, then Gavin can give the presentation, okay, we have to do it now. Ralph needs to leave early today. He's going helicopter shopping.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side of him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You can do the presentation.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I can't, I have a baby.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'll watch her.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why would you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Because you've worked really hard, and it's your job, and you're a little crazy.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's really nice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Then you're not gonna like what's coming. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm really fine, don't worry, I'm great with children. Gavin Mitchell. Pleased to meet you.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: DOOL set]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, okay. But this is her last chance.","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't do that. I'm an actor. I have a process.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're a masseuse. You have a table with a hole in it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I see what's happening here. You're threatened.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm so good in this scene that I'm stealing focus from you. Well, rise to the challenge Tribianni 'cause I just raised the bar. Come join me up here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you can fire her, but I would call security, she won't go easy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":15,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides, why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's actually why. Look, I'm starting a whole new career now, and I'm not saying that I don't want to have a baby, I'm just saying maybe we could wait a little while.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Like a month?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or a year?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really, you want to wait a year?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It could be less than a year. I mean, you've heard my stuff. \"Pants. Like shorts, but longer.\" It'll probably be more than a year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I really wanna have a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, me too. Look, I'll just get my old job back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I quit and you learn what I do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's just, I think, there's never gonna be a right time to have a baby. I mean, now you're unemployed and in a little while you'll find a new job that'll keep you really busy. There's always gonna be a reason not to do this, but I think once the baby comes, forget about all those reasons.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess. It's always gonna be scary when we have a baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's gonna be really scary. I mean, god. When we have a baby, there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess, I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer? Messes up all the ribbons?! What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer, because the baby's stuff takes up all the space!? Where will all the ribbons go!?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes, please!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, and I promise, I will not fake it this time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know you botched that operation on purpose. I can't prove it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder. I don't care if you are my brother.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm not your brother.","speaker":"Man","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What about my children Drake?! Huh!? No!! No!! No! God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":11,"scene":16,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. So where's Mon?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And you're not helping?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I tried, but apparantly singing \"I will survive\" in a helium voice - not helping.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey you guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Happy birthday ...","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly . Molly, Chandler, Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi.","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, you stay, I'll do it .","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"OK, thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nice to meet you guys .","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, you too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, wow, Molly is just great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What? You really think she's hot?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How do you think she's doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Now that Rachel's gone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Lima.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. It starts with a \"v\" and ends with an \"x\". Helpfully with a \"to\" in the middle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru IS \"vtox\". Oh god! Oh!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What, is he your pet rat?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What are those?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know but they don't sound like spa treatments. You have to get rid of it!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Gavin, I just wanted to say thank you again for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. I really owe you an appology.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"For what?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, when we first met, you know, I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is this your first appology?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Good morning!","speaker":"Heather","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello. But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why do you even care if I was looking at her? Are you jealous?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'm jealous. \"Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass\". Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Huh. What's Tag's last name?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It was ... oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just \"Tag\". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But it was a deap meaningful relationship.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It was Jones.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You mean, when you were a baby.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you stop staring at her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I wasn't staring. I was leering.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Looks like Joey is doing allright with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm gonna take her back to the appartment.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think it's sweet.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Bye, Emma-Wemma-Demma.","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? Yeah, sounds about right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come on, there are plenty of other women out thereok? Just - just forget about her, ok? Just, she's off limits.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What are you, a child?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Take me home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Mikey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey P.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Setting rat traps.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"To kill Bob??","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, to test his neck strength.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? Bob! Robert! Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Better think of a new name for him.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know, I mean I'm not sure ...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god, we killed Bob!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Suzie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Mon and Chan's, Ross enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Whazzup??","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Seriously dude, 3 years ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You don't trust him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the \"hot nanny\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well we gotta do something, ok? Nannies like her don't grow on trees.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Picturing that tree?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am, yes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Where you going, Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"For a walk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. You mind if I join you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Your thoughts? Plural?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Great novels?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fine ... mediocre porn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Gavin Mitchelle's office.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Mom! No, that's just my secretary.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. Yes?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. Man, I really bug you, don't I?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you \"momma's boy\", starting right now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey Rach!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ready for your birthday lunch?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Pleased to meet you.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You were just being so nice to him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Right there! That was so fake!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Shh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Does he?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's out, I'm gonna take her home.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, ok, thank you. Do you see what all the guys see in her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh ... Happy birth ... oh, see you later.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, give me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah. We have rat babies now.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So this is what a stroke feels like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"We have to stop them before something happens!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Right behind you, big guy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So where did you study?","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I didn't go to college.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, where did you study acting?","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Molly ... people don't study acting ...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure, I'll go check on Emma.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanx.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Will the stable boy never get the princess??","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Come on! Joe!","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, is Molly here?","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, come on in. Molly?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha . I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok ... Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a \"love the one you're with\" kind of animals.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No. wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's gonna be ok.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You must think I'm crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I think you're sweet.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. I haven't told you about that yet, have I?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Mmm hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, hey.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nice party.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Again, you're welcome.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I'll just give you this and go.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, you bought me a present! Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card . \"From Gavin\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I really mean it.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Awww, awww, it's beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You don't mind? Well, what do you know, it fits!","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm not sure.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I do have feelings for you.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... and you do that ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"First I was afraid, I was petrified.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Listen, I think I've left something here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, well someone left this . This is yours?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ooh, maybe that's him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said\"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there.\" And I said \"Maybe if we put some light out there they will\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So are you gonna...talk to her?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know when \"That's fine\" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman \"accidentally\" sat on my hand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why did I get married?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well it depends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"On...?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"On how far along he's in the sex change process!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh man! I have to get those done too?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow! Talking about high maintenance.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey hey! You dye your hair!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm a woman!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Arghhh! Double standards!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Only if I don't have to get up and sing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's just, I'm not good at singing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"While drinking...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm there!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You kissed him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I thought you hated him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Beauty salon]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Salon Girl","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Name?","speaker":"Salon Girl","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok. Very good. Have a seat right over here Mr. Bing and Sonia will be right with you.","speaker":"Salon Girl","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK Thanks.. I touched the stuff.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'll take care of it.","speaker":"Sonia","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh absolutely.","speaker":"Sonia","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh good...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you looking to meet somebody?","speaker":"Sonia","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right let's just do this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We'll get to the wax in a minute. First I want to tweeze some of the strays, ok? This may sting just a little bit...","speaker":"Sonia","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did she go out with him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah! The high road...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you trying to get everybody divorced?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I thought I had to make the jokes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't you have to be at work?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here's a question: \"Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sorry...we were just leaving.","speaker":"Blonde Girl","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"We still got it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross']","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gavin! I brought you some soup.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I heard you were sick...","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! Good! Because I was having a totally paranoid moment when I thought you called in sick to avoid me.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh no no no.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So I had fun last night.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So did I.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's just a cold.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Do you have fever? Let me see. Hum...","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? What's the matter?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What's Ross doing to you on that picture?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really. Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah! But you said not to worry about...","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Right, right, yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Don't panic!","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hello! I just go and get Emma.","speaker":"Molly","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"OK.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So hum...Why did I have to hide?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I thought it was Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"There isn't. There is totally isn't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I think you should talk to Ross about all this.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Don't be. It's just bad timing.","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"So seriously...rodeo clown?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"One of the best, ma'am, one of the best...","speaker":"Gavin Mitchell","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's piano bar]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"\"No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!\" Thank you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging \"I touch myself\"...I'm not here to judge!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No I told you I can't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What have you heard me sing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All the time when you're cooking.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah you're always singing \"Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah I do rock that one.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well I've got a book around...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"\"Delta Dawn\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You already hit on me an hour ago.","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Right, so that's a firm \"no\". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"By drowning or...?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why would he break up with me?","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know sweetie.","speaker":"Her Friend","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All I ever wanted was just love him and have him love me back. I mean, am I so unlovable?","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Piano bar]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of \"I touch myself\". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging \"Delta Dawn\".","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing \"Delta Dawn\"\"Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ...\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can you totally see through her shirt ?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"\"To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, I need your help.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You may be a sissy but I'll still . All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they don't match!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don't look stupid for my pictures.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok. First of all, this is green!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What the hell am I supposed to do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What, what.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his \"business\" partners.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I guess you don't need my help Victor Victoria!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don't know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Piano Bar]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"\"Take me to the mansion in the sky-y\". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Every little bit of you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I can't believe I did this. I can't believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting \"look at those tips\"! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mon', not that you didn't sound good, but...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good? Didn't you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That's is the best gift ever.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Also a good gift? Underwear.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross']","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But, what's great is that you don't mind talking about it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it's like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-ah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No don't worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":". Good choice Ross.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I've been looking for you everywhere!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o' clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk... somebody here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah that's Michelle.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, just this woman I've been seeing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You've being seeing someone?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, didn't I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven't being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What are you taking amoxicillin for?","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that'smy roommate, Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi, and I am also Emma's mother.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ah, who is Emma?","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I told you about my daughter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And done!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! I didn't feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right aboutthere, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you so much.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No problem.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Listen that's a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Comb my eyelashes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Piano Bar]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok, for my next song I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters \"I am so excited\". And make it bouncy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh you'll probably take care of that on your hands.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I am sorry I am late. You'll understand when you'll see Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Honey, you're just in time, I'm about to sing another song!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? In front of all this people?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And they love me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, she gives the people what they want.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, watch!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"\"Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection...\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are those my wife's nipples?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh? Isn't that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I gotta stop this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, who cares, they still love me! \"I am so excited...\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You, touching yourself, out!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross']","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow. She does that a lot!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross, you didn't tell me you were a doctor!","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What, what, wait a minute! You haven't even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Actually about an hour and a half.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I told you it wasn't long, but there is an amazing connection between us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Are you kidding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, do you want to go away this weekend?","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We'll see.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, Ross, what's going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How do you know about that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Emma.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, that's what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, actually, see I had to pee, 'cause I can't use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, Michelle, it's time to go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, call me!","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, wait, you don't have my phone number!","speaker":"Michelle","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know, if it's meant to be, I'll guess it. Bye, bye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Score.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh God, I can't believe you're making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, really!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, really!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What about the guy from the bar?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What? Who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"The guy you gave your number to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Whoa, how do you know about that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Because he called here looking for you. So don't tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You've been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Why didn't I get that message?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"From the guy in the bar, why didn't I get that message?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I never gave it to you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Who am I?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I am the guy who's taking care of our baby while you're out at bars meeting guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":47}
{"text":"None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That's not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didn't tell anyone!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What's wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, \"what, you live together but you're not a couple? And you have a baby, isn't that weird? And I say \"No.You know what, it's not, because it works for us! But you know this doesn't work. In fact this is the opposite of working!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Uh, clearly.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":50}
{"text":"And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn't make sense anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":14,"utterance":52}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ha, oh, of course.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Your eyebrows look weird.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"\"Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.\" So you just touch yourself for anything?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":13,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Morning, roomie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Fifth day's a charm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, hey, it's been great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, that'll do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Wow! So, how are you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm, I'm okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, actually it...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow, really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sure, I know lots of girls.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah? Any names come to mind?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ooh, names? Opening credits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What you got?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots... Ooh! Strained plums. We haven't tried that yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why are they doing this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I just wish they'd realise they should be together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know. They should be a family. They should get married and have more children.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know; that just pushes them further and further apart.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah. Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ooh, that's a great plan!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my \"plan-laugh.\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why? What's the big deal?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just figured, 'cause you and Ross are...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You want a job? Turn off \"Oprah,\" and send out a resume!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, it's perfect.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ooh, Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right! Who is he?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, okay. Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A teacher?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my god, you're right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She even reads for pleasure!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How do you even know a woman like that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I met her at the library. I went in to pee.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So now what do we do?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh...I hear that's bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ah, yes, The Plan!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's not Santa's plan. No, it's...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, I think we killed it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Emma? Emma? Look at me! Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't do that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say until the sixth?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Today is the sixth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes, it's also 2003.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Tough crib.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I am not working. There's not much to do around here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can I get you another glass of wine?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Got stood up, huh?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We're okay. I'm still ovulating.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, let's do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I - I don't think I can.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because of Emma.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Canoodling?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I can't say \"hump\" or \"screw\" in front of the B-A-B-Y.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Horrifying? Scarring? Something people go to jail for?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I guess you're right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I - I just have to say this; you're really beautiful.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm kind of funny looking.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying, \"ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!\" Well, I'm not!","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, \"well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs\"... That ain't gonna happen.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I lost it. To drugs.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I silk-screen t-shirts now.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? What's that like?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Now, come on, come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I do like my hair.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, Rach!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"He's not stoned.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Did he go out for a cigarette?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, four times.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My dear, sweet Rach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, our plan is working. Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor. He's even sucking on a pacifier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"She's asleep. Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Emma was doing it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's asleep.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, but we have to be fast.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, I'll try.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Emma? Hey! Hi!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I've got bad news. The Chinese guy left.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh...","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Just the crab cakes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.","speaker":"Waiter #2","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just get out of here, okay?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What's - what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What? You - you're making money off my misery?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, if you stay till 9:20, I am.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're done and come out of their bedroom. Emma is still gone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think we may have really done it this time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You may wanna get some more of those too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where's Emma?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date. Steve is sobbing.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I - I can't believe I'm crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Don't touch my coat!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, how's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? What's up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, did you stop by here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my god, then...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? What do you mean, \"there you are\"? Where was she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, we were playing \"peek-a-boo.\" She just - she loves it when I'm dramatic.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why the hell did you take her?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Because you two were having sex!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, we weren't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey! It is unacceptable that you two would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, no.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, I gotta! Unless...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Unless what?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What? Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Your family name is Tribbiani.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You almost had me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Steve and Rachel are still there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, uh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really, really not.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work anyway.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, what's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I just had a rough night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Crab cake?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Eww!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Monica told me you had a blind date.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I did, too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why does everyone keep saying that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":19}
{"text":"That bad?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Female body inspector? What size is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":29}
{"text":"The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":32}
{"text":"We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Mexico! End credits.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":14,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Can you believe they're still not here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We've been stood up. And we want our free crab cakes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have such fat hands!","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":14,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Really? Let's get past the moment.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's your news?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Thank you. I got a job in advertising.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, honey, that's incredible!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Gosh, what's the pay like? Oh, come on people... come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! Hey Joey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right. So, it'll be the same except... less sex with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Humiliating and noble!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, you did not come up with \"got milk?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, I did, I did! I should have written it down!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day. ... and I smelled bacon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"He just left.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey! You never gonna believe it: she called.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You got it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What is she talking about?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I don't know, but it sounds great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Your agent called. You got that audition.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"With Lennart Haze?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my god, that is great! That is *** for a play on broadway... and in a real theatre, not that little one underneath the dally like last time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Is it a good play?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, it must be, because I read and I didn't understand a singe word.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, and Lennart Haze is starring in it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, and directing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He was so good in that movie of MacBeth.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You saw that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, but... I saw the previews. They played it right before Jackass.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ah!","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, he's done some amazing works.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Oh, I loved him in those cell phone commercials.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know. When the monkey hits him in the face with that giant rubber phone.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey! Maybe the monkey will be at the audition!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Don't make me more nervous than I already am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Good morning, everybody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Can I get you a cup of coffee, Sir?","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, I'm an intern, just like you guys... except for the tie, the briefcase... and the fact that I can rent a car.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Seriously, you're an intern?","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I'm kinda heading into a new career direction and, you know, you gotta start at the bottom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Right. Look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The comedian? USO?!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhm, it's USA, sir.","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers and, as you probably already know, this is Lennart Haze.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It is so amazing to meet you. I'm such a big fan of your work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I've... I've been blessed with a... a lot of great roles.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Tell me about it! \"Unlimited nights and weekends!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You making fun of me? Because I am not a sell-out. I didn't do that for the money, I believe in those phones. I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I-I-I wasn't making fun of you, honestly, I-I think you were great in those commercials.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you kiddin'? When they shoot you out of that cannon.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Peeeeeooooooooch \"Hang up that phone!\" One take!","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, shall we read?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, yah, sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Top of act two. This is my entrance. You got it?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"\"What the hell are you still doing here\"?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Err, \"I think you know\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"\"Bastard\"!","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"\"I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"\"Go, go!\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"\"I can't. Oh, I want to, long pause, but I can't.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry, sorry. You're not supposed to say \"long pause\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, oh, I thought that was your character's name, you know, I thought you were like an Indian or something, you know with a...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it, thank you.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ah, y-y-you're sure you don't want me to do it again? I could do it with an accent, you know, Southern \"I could go right now, maaan!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"My god in heaven.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Joey, hang on for a second. Lennart, can we talk to you for a moment?","speaker":"Producer #1","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You, you gotta be kidding. See, h-he, he can't act. .","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey! I-I-I don't care if he's hot, you know. If you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play. No, listen: if you insist on this, I will call my agent so fast on a cell phone that has a connection that is so clear he's gonna think I'm next door.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Ah, hi, ah. Thank you so much for whispering for my benefit, but, ah, look, if you just tell me what I did wrong, I'd just love to work on it and come back and try it again for you. And, and also: 'How you doing?' You should, please, just gimme another chance. I really wanna get better, please.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, if you wanna come back at the end of the day today, here are my notes. Ready?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uhm, you're in your head. You-you're thinking way too much.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I really doubt that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, no, no. It's that you're not connected with anything in your body. There's no urgency. The scene is a struggle, uhm, it's a race. Also, what you did was horizontal. Don't be afraid to explore the vertical. And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katy, yeah, I know we've been only going out like twice, but I have a really good feeling about her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I hear divorce bells.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Alright. Just give me your wallets and there won't be a problem.","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I have a gun.","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"O-ok. Just relax, Phoene, just stay calm. . Oh my god, I can't find my wallet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, lady, now give me your purse!","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you mean \"no\"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Lowell, is that you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe? Oh my god!","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Ross, this is my old friend Lowell from the streets. Lowell, Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, nice to meet you.","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, a real pleasure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ah, it's been so long, so long. I can't believe you're still doing this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ough, I know, but I quit smoking!","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Good for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So you look like you're doing really well! I guess you're mugging days are behind you?","speaker":"Lowell (mugger)","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ouh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my god. Phoebe, you used to mug people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, how did the audition go?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, they wanna see me again this afternoon, but, err, well, Lennart Haze did not like me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, he said I wasn't urgent enough, you know, and that everything I did was horizontal and I should be more vertical. Oh, and he said that I should think less.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So far so good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Honey, I'm old!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So you're a little older. Try to look at the positive: You have all this life experience.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, but I don't think life experience with these.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wooooooooow It's like they're on fire!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What are they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"They're these prototype sneakers and come up with ideas on how to sell them which I can't do because no self-respecting adult would ever where these.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I give you $ 500 for them!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What am I supposed to do with these?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ah, come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, first of all, they're not called \"sneakers\" anymore. Apparently, they're called \"kicks\" or \"skids\" and I think I heard somebody say \"slorps\". And here, look: they've got these wheels to pop out from the bottom so you can roll around 'cause, apparently, walking is too much exercise. Kids, kids, roll your way to childhood obesity! Would you help me try to sell these?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Okay, have you considered using a girl with huge knockers?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I don't think that's the kinda thing they're looking for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, that'd work on me! Why did I get to buy Mrs. Butterwords?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened... Phoebe and I got mugged!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You okay?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How do you know a mugger?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You wanna know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know... sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe, that is awful!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, ok, I wasn't rich like you guys, ok, I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony... I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're mother killed herself!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She was a drug dealer!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, anyway, it was a good thing Phoebe knew the knew him, because I was about to do some serious damage!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, this must've brought back some really bad memories for you, Ross.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, Ross was mugged as a kid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You were?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, it was pretty traumatic. I was outside St. Marc's Comics... you know, I-I-I was just there minding my own business, you know, seeing what kinda trouble spiderman got into that week-","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wonderwoman!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery, you know, to pick up a couple of dozen Linzer torts for someone... ... when outta nowhere this thug with a pipe jumps out and says: \"Gimme your money, punk!\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I know! And-and the worst part was they took my backpack which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book: \"Science Boy\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh yeah! What was his superpower again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"A superhuman thirst for knowledge.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"That's it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, I-I better get to class Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way, Phoebe?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No... actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane street... that's where stabby Joe works.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay, I think we have a problem here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, uhm, back in my mugging days, you know, I, uhm, I worked St. Marc's Comics.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice and, uhm, pre-teen comic book nerds were my meat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, there was this one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said-","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"\"Geology rocks!\"","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I know... I mugged Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You're late!","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, I'm sorry, but can I just have a quick second to run to the bathroom?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, Lennart doesn't wait!","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But I'm bursting with u-hu!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey! Here we go. Let's go very quickly!","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Actually, I really need.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We must go now, quickly, please.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes... ahahaaa.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ready? \"What the hell are you still doing here?\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"\"I think you know!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"\"Oh, you sick bastard!\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"\"I am what you made me! You know what?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"\"What?\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"\"I could go right now.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"\"Then go, go!\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"\"I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Cut! That was good. That was very good. You did everything I asked for.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes. Plus... what you've got that... I don't know what you've got going... this squirmy quality that you bring into the character that I couldn't've even imagined. Wow, hey, here's what we gonna do: come back tomorrow for the final callbacks with the ***, do all of this what you've got going now, but you know what? more, more. Can you do that?","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Look at that: still in character, I like it... I plant seeds I can't explain.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Putting on the sneakers... thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, anything yet?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, how's this: They're so uncomfortable it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Probably wanna know what I'm doing...?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, that seems about right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way, that egg nog in our fridge was great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey, that was formula.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We gotta get more of that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know what... these aren't half-bad! You should suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, first of all, that's stupid and second of all, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright I feel youger already!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yah, I think I broke my hip.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, how was class?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No one ever asked me that, what's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nothing, I really wanna know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh... Well, uhm, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make... uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, it wasn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes, it was.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"\"Gimme your money, punk!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you... you mugged me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, and I'm so, so sorry, Ross, I'm sorry, but, you know, if you think about it, it's kinda neat. I mean, well, it's just that I I've always felt kinda like an outsider, you know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now, you and I have... have a great one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not the best!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"There's nothing you can say. That was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really? Even more humiliating than.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, let's not do this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"... and then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hut tub and start making out with each other!","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's interesting! Just one thought: You didn't mention the shoes. Who's next? Chander.","speaker":"Boss","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay... You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Your age?","speaker":"Intern","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know... maybe he falls... maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads: \"Not suitable for adults!\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Chandler, that's great!","speaker":"Boss","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, thank you, sir... or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You see? That has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key demographic, it's.... You did you come up with that?","speaker":"Boss","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That is great. Good work! Chandler. Thank you.","speaker":"Boss","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"See all of you tomorrow.","speaker":"Boss","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The cold weather hurts my hip!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, Ross! I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I just really wanted to apologize again and... and also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my god, crap from the street?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Look, Ross, in this box are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell... or smoke. Anyway, I was looking through it and I found \"Science Boy\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my god. I never thought I'd see this again. It's all here. What made you save it all these years?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't say, I just thought it was really good... and... maybe would be worth something some day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You really thought \"Science Boy\" was worth saving!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah... but you should know, I also have a jar of vaseline and a cat skull in here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Still... this is amazing... Oh my god, thank you, Phoebe.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You're welcome. And thank you for \"Science Boy\". I learned a lot from him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"\"I need an answer!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"\"I-I-I can't tell you somethin' I don't know.\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"\"You know!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"\"I don't know!\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"\"I need an answer now!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"\"Alright, here, you want an answer... the answer... is...\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"\"She never loved me, she only loved you.\"","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"\"You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for Bang End Scene!\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Absolutely amazing! The part is yours.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wa-wa-wa-wait! Congratulations! You did it! You did it! You can relax now. Yeah.","speaker":"Lennart","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn... on a Saturday afternoon?! I was in the house!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"... that she was the huge guy that mugged you? Yah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I see. You didn't happen to tell.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"... everybody we know? Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Great. Thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":15,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No! We're not borrowing money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm gonna go.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why??","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I put that tube top on as a joke.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I want you to stay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Why don't you turn them inside ou...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Done it. I'll be back in a couple of hours.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'll miss you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Me too. You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say \"Hell yeah!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So we're doing it?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! Oh god, we're really going to move in together!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I've always wanted to live with a guy. \"Pick up your socks!\" \"Put down the toilet seat!\" \"No! We're not having sex anymore!\" It's gonna be fun!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good......But wrong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But Chandler lent you money!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh...how much?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Two thousand dollars?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That's right I am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oo...what's in the bag?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. \"Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!\" or er.. \"Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!\" Huh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No. I was just going to do this myself.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're gonna do it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, women can. You can't.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're a pig. And you can't do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"The hardware store is right down the street.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"There is a hardware store right down the street?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe and I are moving in together.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Congratulations!/Good for you!/Great!","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing \"This is what my sister would look like\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.... she's not so cute.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm gonna go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, well you put down the toilet seat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes dear.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is that a bit you guys do?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh huh...we're playing you two.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes dear.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I hear wedding bells.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You ready to go?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah! You bet roomy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Don't you mean..groomy?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What are you talking about?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"China patterns!!!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This is easy...Can't do this! Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler sits on the couch. Joey sits at the round table]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And that would have made the official party line. Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? What do you mean you know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Right.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's the fastest I have ever thought!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I am on fire! Chandler : Listen...this is really nice. Do you... Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand dollars? Did Monica borrow money from you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Err... Kind of.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Something personal.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Excuse me.","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Boob job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little \"groomy\" joke.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Wow.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Was it really that bad?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"At one point near the end she deliberately defecated.....","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But it's just...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Trust me, I will never...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah I get that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is flipping through magazines. Handyman is installing things. Monica enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you gave in and decided to call someone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're all set.","speaker":"Handyman","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh thank you so much. Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thanks.....","speaker":"Handyman","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Don't look at me I never get his jokes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thank you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No you really think that's what it is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You heard him! \"No bigger!\" \"You're perfect!\" \"Just don't get any bigger!\" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. God! It's just such a magical time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Never?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Never.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"wow, are you still going to move in with him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's not how you really feel is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Seriously? You divorce-o?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If you have to call me name, I prefer \"Ross the Divorcer\". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's ok that's how you feel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I do love Mike.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The Divorcer, to the rescue!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It's not cooler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah I just hurt it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Rach?! Rachel!!!!? So I can't do anything I like????","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Honey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"About that? Erm...I'm going to change.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But honey you don't have to.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm going to get bigger!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Argh. fascist.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"your ass?!?!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"They...do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's kind of a package deal!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I thought I was something that we both wanted!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Because she is!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's over/Joe!","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! What do you guys think about this. \"Ross: The Divorce-Force\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Better.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Very cool.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"They are awfully boxy...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey hey, can I help?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You know sometimes your words... they hurt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey uh, where do you guys want this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No but... You don't want to get married either right?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Right. Except that I do want to get married.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You wanna get married?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Someday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Aaaaand....... hernia.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I want to live with you too! Let's do that!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Are you gonna change yours?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"But I don't want this to end.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't want it to end either.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Ok... so... Goodbye.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Bye bye Mike!/Cya mike!/Bye mike!/Bye bye now!","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm so sorry Pheebs.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"We're all sorry...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is struggling with the fridge. He finally gets it open and falls on the floor]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! Ready to go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh yeah, let me just finish this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey Ross, check this out! yeah, I can't do that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doin'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bet she'd sleep with you now...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No... I already e-mailed her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let me see what you wrote about yourself: \"Doctor Paleontology, two kids... \" You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes??","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Maybe we finish this for him! \"Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had\"... aaand SEND!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, let's go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"aaand SEND! Opening credits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! How was basketball?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, no! Who did that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chandler... hey... Rach... what's Hugsy doin' in the crib with Emma?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right... Oh, Emma loves him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so sorry!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're not gonna need my help?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just thought of a fourth.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, you got it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? If that's what you want...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That was a test and you just failed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Damn it! Rookie mistake!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I have sex with dinosaurs??","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I believe I read that somewhere!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... It's not funny!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I respectfully disagree.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Who cares? Nobody reads those things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't have a page.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":": Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There you go sweetie... This isn't over.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... \"gay as the day is long\"?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, you'll see my friend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm dead?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And so young.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, how you died was funny.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh please, hit by a blimp?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It kills over one americans every year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God, I wish Mike were here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. Give me your phone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And now your cell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"This is your cellphone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is your current cellphone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe, where's your purse?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no! Give it to me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You can't have it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Give it to me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'll go in there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe come here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Haha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's. Enter Joey]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Make the transfer!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But he's the same.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But he's the same.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, come on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He's the same! .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You're not the same!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Enter Monica]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Haha!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Those are my shoes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who's that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I ordered Chinese food.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you doing here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe called me.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There is a speakerphone on the base unit...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look, if I wanna see Phoebe and she wants to see...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This doesn't concern you!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh! Sorry, I guess I was thrown off by the mention of my name!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend and Mike's friend .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Sit down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So how've you been?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I've been pretty good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You look really beautiful.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Thanks, you look good too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"So how's the piano playing going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Actually I've been playing a lot of love songs lately. I've missed you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I've missed you too.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's Apartment: Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... ..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"uhu uhu, check this out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little \"Ross is dead\" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, come on, you know that's not true.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Exactly!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? You're having a memorial service for yourself!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Original or crappy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Original.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, sorry haven't seen him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Then what's that big lump under your covers?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's Monica, ok?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's not Monica!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"... she's being unreasonable!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much Oh don't cover its ears! It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It does?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? She... she loves me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. Look Emma, look who's baaack!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How do you think I got him in the first place?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Monica is getting up from the couch)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Kiss him, you fool!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I missed you so much!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I knew you'd be here!","speaker":"Strange Man","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, crap!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Who is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, you are not doing a very good job!","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What's with the kissing?","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You didn't hear the speech!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I've heard the speech: \"if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... \"","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're weak!","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You're... weird!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Your pants are undone!","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh !","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Where did they go?","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Damn it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh we blew it. I blame myself.","speaker":"Manny","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"And I blame you too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There you go! Someone came!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi, glad you could come.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Please, come in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.","speaker":"Tom","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...","speaker":"Tom","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who is he?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Some guy, Tom Gordon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, did you know Ross well?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, actually I barely knew him. Yeah, I came because I heard Chandler's news. D'you know if he's seeing anyone?","speaker":"Tom","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, he is. Me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?","speaker":"Tom","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, listen. Call me.","speaker":"Tom","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm dead and no one cares?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I look like a man??","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah... Oh, great. More party boys for Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi. I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service.","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Kori? Kori Weston?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow! You look amazing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And you are...","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You are married though.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I didn't know Ross and you were so close.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out. I guess I really missed my chance.","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you!","speaker":"Kori","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. Monica?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"But ehm...what is it not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A place to entertain my lady friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And what else is it not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A place to eat spaghetti.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Very good! What do you need it for anyway?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey will you get me tickets too?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it! Everyone almost simultaneously except Ross: yeah thats a great idea!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You don't wanna win the lottery?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Still on Amelia Earhart?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"The woman just vanished!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I like those odds!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I'll ask. Boohaki?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"How do you know she's gonna start talking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Kinda like Joey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What's that now? Opening credits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Pie eating contest?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That was a good day!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm parked in a garage on Morton!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I was?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yes and you talked to her...","speaker":"Racel","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I did?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She dropped off a casserole?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh yeah! The casserole lady.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Think he washed his hands?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh! Tough odds!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Look who's coming around!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did you get it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"One of the slots got filled.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"By you!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, there's two spots left right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"A psychic AND a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Alright, who wants to do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ok, hey Rach?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"I hope I win!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Right! .. but we \"know\" what you're wishing for!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Can't really say!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I'm not really comfortable with these questions!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Please, just do it!","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"One, two, three!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"I won, hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! Ah!! That thing gets hot!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Uh, you're not gonna win.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like \"oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape\" and you're gonna be all like \"oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I can see the headline now: \"Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Why would I eat my own arm?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Because I know that you think the lottery is \"boohaki\" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Get a room!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"I don't know, probably just invest it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ooh! Calm down ...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, did I say \"invest it\"? I meant \"be cool and piss it all away\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"I don't really care about the Knicks.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"You would do that? I never get picked!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I'll take this one too Uh ... Mommy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel \"Mommy\" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me \"Daddy\" too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Oooh, I like that, \"daddy\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"I ... I was just talking about Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":85}
{"text":"Well that depends ... have you been a baaad gi .. no I can't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":90}
{"text":"He's the boss's son.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Come on, lottery!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Ooh, I have another idea!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":95}
{"text":"I'm sorry, idea time is over.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":98}
{"text":"What about the ones you have on the nightstand?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":99}
{"text":"There are no tickets on the nightstand!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Chandler, sense the tone!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":107}
{"text":"I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":109}
{"text":"3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":110}
{"text":"I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":111}
{"text":"When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":112}
{"text":"I'll show you how.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your \"special\" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":116}
{"text":"She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Ahhh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Let me finish ... however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":119}
{"text":"There's the man I married!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":120}
{"text":"All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":122}
{"text":"OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets !","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Yeah, I want my tickets too ! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Than I want mine, too ! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":126}
{"text":"No, no! We should divide them up and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":130}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":131}
{"text":"OOOOOHHHHH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Hey, hey!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":133}
{"text":"OOOOOHHHHH! Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":135}
{"text":"No, no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":136}
{"text":"If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":137}
{"text":"NO!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Don't come any closer!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":140}
{"text":"No, what's more important, your friends or money?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Friends!","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":142}
{"text":"Money! Friends...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":144}
{"text":"They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra ...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":145}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Ok, good! You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this... Oh God, no! I think I broke your bowl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":147}
{"text":"Go, go, go!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":148}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(All are returning from the street after picking up dropped lottery tickets)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, we lost half of them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. So, excuse me for being a little skittish.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, play them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, here we go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"\"Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise\" \"I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo.\"","speaker":"Message","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"\"Hey Chandler, it's Charlie\"","speaker":"Second Message","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is..shhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"\"Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want.\"","speaker":"Second Message","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh God, I am so sorry honey...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, so sorry man! Sorry!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, she was just much better at job than me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Guys, the drawing is about to start!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh yeah, it's a good idea!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"131!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... Phoebe's totally ruined that for me...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hi mum, put her back on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing. TV: \"Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I got that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, we have one too!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We are on a roll, people!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Come on!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter? TV: \"And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Check your numbers! Make me rich!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"And what did she say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"She said \"gleba\"!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Make me rich!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Isn't that amazing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Why-why aren't you more excited?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, Rach...oh...\"gleba\" is not a word.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, but of course it is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, what does it mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I don't know all the words.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Yes you did, gleba is a word!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Ok, use it in a sentence.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Ok... \"Emma just said gleba\"!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"It's not a word!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt....","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"She's gonna be a scientist!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Damnit! anybody got anything?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I'm still looking through mine...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Just double checking ...no, no, no... No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Ah, the \"I'm sorry I rejected you\" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. Hey, Steve.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.","speaker":"Steve","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"What? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Oh my God, congratulations!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"You bet! No TV or anything!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Hey, that is so great about the job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Thanks, man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Really? What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"You guys, what was the Powerball number again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Seven.","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"We won.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"We won!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Let me see!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Don't tear it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"You know what? You can have mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"I guess if everybody else is... Closing credits.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey. Gunther is serving a nearby table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I beg to differ .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 .","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! Seriously, stop staring at her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do. Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, that was a disappointment... Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, that was an honest mistake!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right!\"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, that was an awesome day! Opening credits.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'd love to!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips! Chandler: Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont !","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you really that busy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. \"Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? Oh, can't you make an exception?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"\"Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?\" \"Oh, thank you very much!\" Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't have travel insurance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Why don't you take Ross?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, not if their room has two beds!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I guess...It still seems a little... moonlight boat ride!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Days of Our Lives' Studios]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Also so gay!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, in my head he's done some pretty \"not-gay-stuff\"!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, wish me luck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"On a bell please! Quietly.. and ACTION! Olivia: Drake! What are you doing in here?","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the biggest mistake of your life.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You don't love him!","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What do you know about love?","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That kiss never happened.","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, what about this one. Rachel: OH!","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, I told you...get out!","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You look familiar, have we...","speaker":"Chase Lassiter","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't have a choice...","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Don't say that...","speaker":"Olivia","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Tell me to stop, just...tell me to stop.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"CUT!","speaker":"Director","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"NO! Or, cut!You know, that's your call!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's restaurant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Everything was delicious!","speaker":"1st Customer","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you! 2nd Customer: It was. The duck in particular was superb.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you! You haven't said anything... 3rd Customer: Actually I do have one small complaint.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism. 3rd Customer: The musician right outside the restaurant...it's kind of a mood-killer!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What musician?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside the restaurant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Ole!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What are you doing here!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, \"You suck\" and \"shut up and go home\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Listen Phoebe...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is kind of a classy place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, say no more.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":": It wasn't just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage! Everyone! It wasn't just that she was fat the woman smelled like garbaaaaaage! Classy, uh?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"New York.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The big apple!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I am sorry Mr. Bing, there's no record of your reservation in the computer.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Check again please!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's not here.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Not there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't know what to say.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"She doesn't know what to say!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Just give us the cheapest room you have.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Unfortunatly the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite, the rate is six hundred dollars.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's insane!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? We'll take it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"What!? They are totally ripping us off!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Dude, you're shaking!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh screw her, that part is mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay. . Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't believe you married him.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's over! You have to accept that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.","speaker":"Dr. Drake Ramoray","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Kiss me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Kiss me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, I'm saying...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"but, but..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"just... don't talk...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's bedroom]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ehhh, aw! . Well, that's new!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Hotel's room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons. Ross: What did you get?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"USA Today.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nice, put it with the others.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And I also got... two more apples.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"We are four short of a bush-o . God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, that's not cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dude, none of this is cool.","speaker":"Chandlers","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt I wish I'd thought this through.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs ...oh, you already got that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, how about this ?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes, but the batteries... Chandler: Thank you, thank you very much!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Let's celebrate with some maple candy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"At least tell me where you hid it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Can I ask you a question?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What do you think brought than on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A love scene? With who?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Olivia.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor! Oh right, real life more important.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So do you think that my dream means anything?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You took the same class twice.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It was hard! Phoebe: Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi.","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant uh, huh wait! Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back . Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok, we're still on that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I didn't say your songs were not good enough.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Tiny portions?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah well, \"excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but I can't see it, I can't see it\"!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Phoebe, it's not about quantity.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well...it's not about quality.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"What are people having, the garlic Martini?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Hotel's reception]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Here's your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your stay.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps. Chandler: Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game. Ross: Oh my god.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's something new in the bowl.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, we have enough, just walk away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, but I want...I want the pinecones!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"There's a forest right outside.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's not the same.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, go quick! Ross: Thank you for a delightful stay. Ross: Oh, my maple candy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you.. Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, you have to stop playing now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Get your garlic-peelers off me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. .. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? Ha!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Excuse us! Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm sorry too...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p... Phoebe: Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh man! I thought I got it all!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"How...how...?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"uh-huh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And I couldn't find this little plastic thing that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow...definitely just Drake...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What...how is it going with Drake?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh...I don't think it's going very well...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What...that scene I saw was so good!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So...I've never played that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh...well...just once...with you...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What the hell are you talking about??","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Joey, you never..you never talked about that before...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you but it was worth it just to be there looking at you. Joey: Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! Closing credits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I got you something from Vermont!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Besides tampons and salt? Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. That's weird...it's empty! Ross: Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":19,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I could fall asleep at a play.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What is it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's a one-woman play called \"Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It sounds interesting!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What? How come that you don't have to go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, let's see, who do I hate?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, here you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ooh... oooh... oh, ah... Can I ask you a question?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I don't think it ever works. Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No reason.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, Rachel?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who do you wanna fool around with?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Nobody, forget it! Rachel: Maybe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You can't!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Why? Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"In the hall.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: In the hall]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You wanna fool around with Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who, who are they?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know them from work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Both of them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, one of them...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Which one?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I don't know, what were the names I just said?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What the hell are you cooking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene Central Perk, Ross enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What's so bad about that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":": Ross?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"These aren't suede. Charlie: Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Gunther","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Is he gonna introduce us?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is \"if you can't come on time, then don't come at all\". An option that many of my students use. Shall we?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You don't think we should wait for him?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Professor Geller?","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh, damn it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.","speaker":"Jane","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's happenin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"\"Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight\"","speaker":"Message","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Stupid Jane Rogers!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are having a party tonight??","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I do it every year.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You do that every year??","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I can't believe you guys went for that one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, then so you just invite me...!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! And it's out of my system!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And that's not all I'm allergic to.","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, it's not over!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So basically all nuts?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Interestingly... no.","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Kinda playing fast and loose with the word \"interesting\".","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom.","speaker":"Professor Spafford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God!!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I've lost the will to live.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Let's ditch him!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah, ah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ranion's theory of species variegation?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, did you two have fun?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, she's great! I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, and funny...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a HOTTY!! HI!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really? Wh-what's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, Newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and... other poultry.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"... Ok, who is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sure! Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're not sick!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What? Yes, I am!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok, then, why are you... all dressed up??","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ok, what is this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok! Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"WHAT?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Wh-what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I thought you came to say you were sick.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ok professor or detective?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"And that horrible museum tour!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, I arranged that... Joey: Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"We know about your party Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What party?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"The game's over! Take off your robe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ok... I mean...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No!! Cover it up!!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Nice to meet ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: The Roof]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it Thanks for coming.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Kyle Lowder","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God! Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Where the hell is everybody? Bitter lady: Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this \"best wishes\" crap. I want \"love\".","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It was nice to meet you Rachel.","speaker":"Matthew Ashford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nice to meet you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Call me.","speaker":"Matthew Ashford","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok Monica: We will!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look at you with all the guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Please... Chandler is the love of my life... ... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! Ross: So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"... And you called him Alby!? I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh! like what?! Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch \"Access Hollywood\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"A guy who won two.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah... for three years.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend Billy.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey Ross!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"How is it going with Charlie?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, What's the matter?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I always loved that!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Worse?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... \"Can we walk\"? Oh, you... you like that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Come on! I think this is funny!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler in the theater]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, I bet you are all thinkin' \"Now would be a really great time for an intermission\", huh?","speaker":"Bitter Lady","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"oh yes, God yes!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. How could he leave me?!?!","speaker":"Bitter Lady","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I... I don't know... you seem lovely.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Nice to meet you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! So what show are you on?","speaker":"Dirk","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology. Joey: It's a science.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! Hey well listen, I play a scientist on \"Days\". And my character has just won the Nobel prize. Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...","speaker":"Dirk","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, I got a 690 on my SATs.","speaker":"Dirk","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'd lead with that. Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year! Joey: What have you got there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah, let me see! Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think I am.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug . This guy's Canadian . And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different. Joey: Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Joey, you're so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Who ? Joey: Me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Gotcha.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, Very funny... Joey. Chandler: So, how did you enjoy the play?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You really liked it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained not to listen! But after chapter 16: \"fat, single and ready to mingle\", I was uplifted.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh really!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Did somebody sign your bra?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So I got it when I was 13...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: At the counter. Ross is sitting there, drinking. Phoebe approaches him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And sexy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Stop going through my stuff ! Rachel: Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Please, what about you and Chandler?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's different! I was drunk and stupid!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well hello !","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'm gonna do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And I can't stop you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No. Ross: Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere? Ross: I'm smarter than him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene The theater. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, you're so wonderful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.","speaker":"Bitter Woman","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":20,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I missed most of the party Charlie's a girl, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why do you care so much?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm gonna get some more coffee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So, a professor, uh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious . That's not how she used it...?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, I know the type.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close? Opening credits.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey you guys! Look what I just got.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh... then I overpaid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, what's this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Do you wanna go hunting?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I would like to have the option!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What's up? Hey, Rachel!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these \"big massage places\"! They're putting people like me out of business!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And she wants to go hunting, too!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I don't care about any of that!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, do you care about friendship?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Promise?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I promise.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But I am going hunting!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey honey! I missed you today!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. What d'you wanna do tonight?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well... Maybe we could...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We really need to take those tests?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But I don't wanna do it in a cup!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What is the big deal?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's weird! In a doctor's office?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I cannot believe Ross told you that! And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"OH!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Heeey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Come on in, how are ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm good!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Can I offer you a drink?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go ohhhh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, if you need a tour guide...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I know, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And first, I have to see the MET!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Which one, they all suck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"The museum!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: SPA massage center, Rachel enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This has been torn up.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And... taped back together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Have a seat through the glass doors.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"through the glass doors.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Through the glass doors.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Alright-y then.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sorry, everyone is booked!","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Then why you work here?","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I think this is a great place to work!","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, are they listening?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey walks in and moves towards Ross, who's sitting of the sofa)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I need to talk to you about Charlie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, do you, do you really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, if you don't know what the word \"acrimonious\" means, just don't use it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Get to the problem!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you wearing two belts?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"EH, what do you know!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok. Let's see. Oh, you should take her to the MET!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"The Metsss!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, that's what she meant! You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, most of it it's a place packed with confused angry baseball fans!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You got to tell me exactly what to do there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing. Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: doctor's waiting room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I have a weird feeling about this place. How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mr. Bing? Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.","speaker":"Nurse","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, Come on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ah ahahahhahaa! How great is this!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Why are you here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! Oh! They gave you the kiddy size .","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'd love to stay, but I have eh... got a hot date...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Please... go! Just let me know if you need a hand!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think it just fell off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello \"ja\", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, then I'm Swedish...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, what's your name?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh... what an interesting name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ja!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Time for your scalp massage!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow... I really love your...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is something wrong?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea... Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uhm... Stockholm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, do you have any idea what you just said?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phonetically?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on \"Days\" I had to say \"Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow. What does that mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means \"you're gonna get eaten by a bear\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Nah ah! Nah ah! No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Come on! you...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! Janice! You're not... gone?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was a \"Wendy's!! \"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"\"Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi! \" And that is the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, Ja! Ja!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Phoebe!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You know it's me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How can you come here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"How could you not tell me you worked here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't have to tell you everything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Tips not included.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Good for you Pheebs!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Haha! Got ya! Die, die, die!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Respectfully, professor R. Geller. , closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, how was the Met?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The museum was amazing!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah? Joey really knows his art, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, we went to the left.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, it's fun .","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess that's true.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"He is very sweet. Plus he's hot!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That was going to be my next argument.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, let's go. Thanks Ross.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Glad I could help man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... I made it work.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It is not okay that I'm aroused by this now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? Oh. Well, so what does that mean? Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey sweetie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Doctor Connelly just called.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"With good news? Of course it is not good news, you just said \"Doctor Connelly just called\". If it was good news you would have said \"Doctor Connelly just called! \" But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Actually it's both of us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh... what does that mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. It means...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know. Closing credits.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The Spa Reception. Phoebe walks in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Good morning Phoebe.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good morning receptionist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.","speaker":"Receptionist","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rachel Green? Son of a bitch, she came back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":21,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh! That feels sooo good!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"From... Cosmo??","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah... It's... \"climax your way to better skin\".","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh hey Rach!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sure you have better things to do.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... ... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, great! All right, bye! Pain in the ass!! That's off, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's the matter, Pheebs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like \"Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!\". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Exactly!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I didn't even think about that! Aaargh, sexual politics!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok, that'll be great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"That's not what we're gonna do!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene Doctor Connelly's office]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Hi there.","speaker":"Doctor Connelly","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.","speaker":"Doctor Connelly","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.","speaker":"Doctor Connelly","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, DAMN IT!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.","speaker":"Doctor Connelly","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.","speaker":"Doctor Connelly","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Let's do it!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, have a good time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not gonna find any clothes in there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, you guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Umh... Kurts Baley?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract Well, why are you laughing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"He's a pretty tough guy to impress.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Tsz... NO! .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's in Barbados.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But you come first!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm there!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We'll see you, guys!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Bye, see ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So-so what did the doctor say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So you're ruling out surrogacy?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So, I don't have to learn what that means?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"ah-ha!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"How do you feel about all this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mmm-mm.","speaker":"Professor Sherman","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. So-so what I am saying is - is is that is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, that's not what you want...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Incentive For Men?","speaker":"Shop Assistant","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I'll take some of that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Pheebs, that's for men!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. . Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"On Melanie Griffith in \"Working girl\". I think what you want is over here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"See, I told you I needed someone! Oh, you know, by the way, as a \"thank you\", I would really love to take you out.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I can't. Because I-I've seen them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You've seen all the movies...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I don't know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! You know, and just swept Joey off his feet... I mean, nobody else has a chance!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You like Joey?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Shhhhh! Phoebe! All right, look. I have a little thing for him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, I get it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"So can we keep this between us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi honey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I got it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is \"spermtastic\"!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! \"Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm\"!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Chandler!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Zack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Tell me about yourself, Zack!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't say anything yet!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, get back in there and talk!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ooh! We have a problem.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Just be honest with her.","speaker":"Stranger","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And it is annoying when parents put their baby on the phone...","speaker":"Stranger","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright! Enough out of you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! How's it going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Barbados.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, just wake him up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey guys! Dinner's ready!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. Thanks!","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You don't like him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright! Just follow my lead!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys have such a great place here.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No...","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We're just making conversation.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sure! Alright...","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ravioli's delicious!","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No I didn't.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yess!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"We're teeth people Zack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: In the store. Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good plan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok. Wha...? where? Where are you going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at \"who's more over who\"!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! trying on clothes.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I try...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Ross takes his suitcase and tries to get out but ends up falling on Prof. Sherman's laps, thereby waking him up)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You're welcome.","speaker":"Professor Feesen","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Phoebe walks in wearing a fancy, revealing dress, and stands before Joey)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow! You look... ... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Then don't go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"David?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Phoebe! Hi!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, you look unbelievable.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. What-what are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Good, good, life is good...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, good for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said \"Boy, I want that\".","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Mike and I broke up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Well... no.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Do you wanna get a drink?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'd love to.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Do you smell beets?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, got it, stay upwind of me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"No, that's David.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"There's a third guy?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Tip of the iceberg.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I think we've found our sperm!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Does seem pretty perfect.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Yeah, he's better!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":46}
{"text":"No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Really? Are you sure?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":50}
{"text":"That is so sweet. I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":51}
{"text":"So you know this leaves us with...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Adoption.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":53}
{"text":"How do you feel about that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":56}
{"text":"So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":59}
{"text":"We are gonna be great parents.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":60}
{"text":"And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there our baby could be being conceived.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":62}
{"text":"[Scene Zack's office]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Hey, Zack!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Hey Chandler.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":66}
{"text":"No you didn't.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No you did.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":69}
{"text":"My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Here are the boards for Friday's pitch .","speaker":"Jeanette","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","speaker":"Zack","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":72}
{"text":"You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":22,"scene":12,"utterance":73}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, that's right! Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Mmh-mmh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can you say Barbados?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Barbados!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, \"island's stuff\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, right, because he's a scientist!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! This place is beautiful!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Look at all these paleontologists!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That... never happens...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech.","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Wow! This is very flattering, uh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I would love your autograph.","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... \"Dear...\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sarah.","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"\"... Sarah. I dig you\", Uh? \"Doctor Ross Geller\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Thank you so much!","speaker":"Sarah","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Are you a paleontologist?","speaker":"Sarah","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called \"The Days of Our Lives\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Dude, it's just \"Days of Our Lives\"... there's no the.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.","speaker":"Sarah","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, that's the same as \"it has something to do with wind\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Mike?? Who's Mike?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She does?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Let's get you out of here!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"At least you took me down with you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I guess, in time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Inside Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I wouldn't read too much into it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Seriously, we're gonna do this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, because his penis was too big. Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I didn't mean now...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why not? It's brilliant! Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"How do you think I should propose?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"David, I'm pretending to read here!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Trying on a hat and talking to his own reflection in the mirror)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You really should have been more clear about that!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, she never misses these conferences! No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Did you talk to him?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You could say: \"Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ready to go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Will you wear a thong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I will if you will.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm good, I have dinner plans .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So you'll be ok?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh man!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"There's an indoor pool, you can swim there!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I do! Want a hint? huh? \"I do\" \"I do\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"David is going to propose to Phoebe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What? Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say \"No\", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Man, that's some bad advice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Barbados, hotel lounge. David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey spots them and walks towards them)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Hey what's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And make sure our room isn't next to theirs .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could share that with a guy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Not Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, right!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Tonight?! Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? Oh, there it is!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica, can I talk to you for a sec?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"That would be advice!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ok fine. I'll handle this. Phoebe?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I need to talk to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you leaving \"The Supremes\"?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow? Really? That's fantastic!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: \"Mike, do you take Phoebe...\" You know, it's every girl's dream!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The chocolates aren't here yet.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you want to check your email, just ask!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What? May I?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Actually the wet season is June to December.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's not the time Charlie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? Oh! Secret teapot?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wha... what do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What, oh my God. What did you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why, why would you open it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, it didn't say \"This is a virus\"!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What did it say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Nude... ... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"NO! I don't!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"It's really gone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I just feel awful.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... you know, you and Monica have the same \"I'm gonna kill you\" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Well, what do you do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Wha... what you really think we can do that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner .","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Alright, ok, let's do it. Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a \"Galaxy far, far away\"? .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":7,"utterance":47}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole \"I never want to get married\" thing and step up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who is this?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say \"yes\" but I know she really wants to be with you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"He... he's gonna propose?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? Damnit!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I hope you're happy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Phoebe is going to say \"Yes\" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe is going to say \"yes\"? That's, that's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"And there's not chance that will work?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This vacation sucks!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I've brought some books. We could read.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention.","speaker":"Waiter","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We can't. We're not pharmacists!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know we're not, but Frank Medeio and... Eva Trorro... womba...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Kate Miller?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Kate Miller it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"In that case should I make sure it's on real good?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, that's it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God, we did it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. That's a pretty necklace.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God, I love you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Your first marriage?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're married more than once?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, why did you break up?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God, this is so cool!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, odd thing to get excited about!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey! High-five!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiance was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: \"Oh, I knew all along\"","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: \"Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay\"","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I didn't do that.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Me neither.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: the Pharmacist convention. Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There it is, you're blushing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Tell me who it is.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh! Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, who is that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Do ya?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yep, we got it, we got it. Thank you so much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I had a great time.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Later! La...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So, shall we?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok. See you, bye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, good night!","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Phoebe and David walk in)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? \"Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh...\" Spit it out, David!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh, Phoebe, uh... you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sure, ok, yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God, Mike!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's David, actually!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, Mike's here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi Mike!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi David. Chandler. Monica... Oh!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"IT'S THE HUMIDITY!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi Phoebe.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What are you, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I have a question I need to ask you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, would you care for my seat as well?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Actually yeah, that'll be great.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's fair, you've had a long trip.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Sorry David, but she really has to know this.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I have a ring.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Phoebe, will you marry me?","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uhm... Ha ha!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"We can have any future you want.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ok, I'm gonna take off.","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Just so I know, if I had asked first...","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would have been wrong.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip!","speaker":"David","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Is it ok if I hug you now?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"BECAUSE OF OUR MEDDLING! Alright?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":23,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Open your drapes! Open your drapes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The sun is out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey! Remember when I had corneas?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Damn it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Walls are pretty thin, guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not to mention the cold sores.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He said \"erectus\"!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You're... you're kidding, right?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, he really said it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Erectus?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Homo.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: the hotel conference room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, thanks guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I thought... it was wonderful!","speaker":"Man With A Bow Tie","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... .","speaker":"Man With A Bow Tie","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok... now... now we're just holding hands!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right! Well, uh... we're gonna hit the beach?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It was really... great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, thank you so much!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, and so funny!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh... I'm back!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah!","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey! Well...?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You were incredible!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You blew them away!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I was not!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God! I'm your groupie!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Look, I took it too far!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. Not you guys. You got it going on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, what are we gonna do today?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ping pong? Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't think so!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not always that bad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I punched you...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"... Phoebe...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"... and...?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I clunked your heads together!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey is sitting in an armchair and wearing a diving mask. He pulls out a grape from a bunch of fake grapes on the coffee table, puts it on the snorkel's breathing tube and blows it out, then giggles to himself)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! There you are!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and especially last night...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"... is it weird that it's not with each other?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah! A little bit, yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think we need to talk...!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah... I think we do... ... about what?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"C'mon guys, it'll be fun!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But then how do we know who wins?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nobody wins!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, we're just four losers... SUPER!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm not playing with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'll play ya!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"OK!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She gets crazy! This scar is from Pictionary!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I think I will be all right! You wanna volley a bit for a serve?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sure! Got to!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Aww!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh dear God, there's two of them!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You're ready to play?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hell, yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Did you know this about him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No idea! I though he was soft like you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wanna make it more interesting?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"How much were you thinking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ten bucks a game?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Make it fifty!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'll make it a hundred!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"One thousand...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"OK!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"To see who goes first, you got a quarter?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"No... Either of you girls got a quarter?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Monica, you call it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Tails!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ow, what are the chances!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ha! My point!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"He was a lawyer!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"... all these coasts having beautiful weather. In New York, it's 72 and sunny!","speaker":"Alexandra Steele","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Weather bitch!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's open! Hi, Joe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What, is everything ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh... Charlie and I broke up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooooo, why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that's crazy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, it's not, we have nothing in common!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"... yeah, it's true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What, hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, Rach!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"W-What are you, what are you talking about?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... What the hell is my problem? OH!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not talking about her...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know? Forget it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, sure!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You like me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's a huge thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts musings, if you will!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What... for how long?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Only like a month!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"A MONTH??","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What the... DIAL IT DOWN! Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! Ok, dial it up a little!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I just have one question!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Shoot!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What the hell are you doin'???","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... what that would be like?...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as... as... George!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who...?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"CURIOUS GEORGE ! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yes, of course, I remember him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, he had a paper route.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, he did! Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But can it... just... happen a little bit?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"NO, NO! It can't happen at all!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"But why, why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! I couldn't do it to Ross!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"But that wasn't gonna stop you before!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... I'm sorry...!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm sorry, too! OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"NO! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li... hey, like you said: no big deal!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"It's not a big deal!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"NO BIG DEAL!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's so not a big deal!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah! I'll see ya later! Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"AAAHHHH!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Do you?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ah, yeaaah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"DO YOU?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"AH YEAAAAH!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Do you really find this attractive on him?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, damn it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I sleep with him!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Game, point!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"NO, NO, NOOO!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And that's how it's done!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Best out of three?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's what I'm thinking.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Serve the ball, chump!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":": Serve the ball, chump.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be just nifty!","speaker":"Jarvis Oberblau","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Jarvis?","speaker":"Woman","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're back... this is my wife, Nancy.","speaker":"Jarvis Oberblau","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Get Out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yes, please! So, what's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, wh-what happened?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I knew that was him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, you ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I guess. There was hum... there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.","speaker":"Paleontologist","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Or we could throw you both in now!","speaker":"Professore Clerk","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. . GO, GO, GO!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok, look! Enough is enough!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What about the obsessive cleaning?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's just good sense!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Aww!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You ok?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! Oh my God! I can't play!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So you forfeit?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mike wins?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I can't believe it! I lost!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, you didn't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Because I'm gonna play for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You can't do that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Honey, you don't have to do this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"But... you suck!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You're welcome, sweetheart.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God! You're good!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It's like watching porn!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"And that's... how... it's done!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you Hold on! I almost forgot loser! When did you stop sucking?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"That's why!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are they still looking for us?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. You know, we as a group are not the coolest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't think they saw us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't think they did.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh. Can I... can I ask who?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I think you know.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry... we... we can't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"All right, all right.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. Or-or not!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? Homo ergaster: Some scientists classify some African erectus specimens as belonging to a separate species, Homo ergaster, which differs from the Asian H. erectus fossils in some details of the skull .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":9,"episode":24,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'll put a pillowcase over my head.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"... finally...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Is that Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sounds like he's with someone.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ooh... Dr. Geller!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God, that's Charlie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"She's cheating on Joey with Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh that tart... floozy... giant...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm not sure about this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh... I love Barbados!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, I'm her!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Get over here!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"ooh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What? Ross and Charlie? Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I'm on it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Anything?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I think I hear curtains closing...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"We've got shoes being kicked off over here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Bedsprings, unmistakable!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":42}
{"text":"You do realise that's your brother?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Not until you said it. Somebody switch! Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":44}
{"text":"That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Okay Buckwheat!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You gotta hear this, it's great... It's like free porn!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Weh...*sigh*","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":49}
{"text":"uhm... Is everything okay?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":52}
{"text":"No, NO! Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I uhm... I completely understand.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Alright, I'm gonna go find them... I just need a... need a before I can... you know. Grandma... grandma... grandma... Okay, I see you later.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":56}
{"text":"That's the door. He's gone...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":57}
{"text":"And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Hey, what are you guys doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Yeah, we had a great time, thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Okay, uhm... Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":64}
{"text":"He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Well, if you see him could you please tell him I'm looking for him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":66}
{"text":"You got it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Thanks! Thank you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Other wall, people! Other wall!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Rach, you there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. That's not nonchalant!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":72}
{"text":"No idea what it means.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Oh... okay, just hide!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":76}
{"text":"There's no room under the bed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Hi...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":81}
{"text":"You know where Joey is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":82}
{"text":"...I really don't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Can I talk to you for a minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Yeah, sure...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":85}
{"text":"I don't believe this... Have you guys been...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Shhh... This is the listening side of the wall.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":87}
{"text":"And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Uh-huh... right... yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":89}
{"text":"And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":92}
{"text":"That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":93}
{"text":"You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":94}
{"text":"You would think!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Joey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Is he gone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":97}
{"text":"How are you doing this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Pssst...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":99}
{"text":"How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":100}
{"text":"YE-AH!","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":101}
{"text":"Now, what is this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Well, he's with Charlie now.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":106}
{"text":"You're a pain in my ass, Geller!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":107}
{"text":"All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":109}
{"text":"Sure...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Enunciate!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Are they right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Probably, yeah... I mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to Ross.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Yeah, I think that'd be best... So, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna take off...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Although...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":117}
{"text":"I like although!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":118}
{"text":"I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six years...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Six years? Wow... It's almost as long as highschool...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":122}
{"text":"No...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":123}
{"text":"I'm thinking about you...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Let's forget about Ross...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Forgotten.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":127}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Nothing...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Seriously... What is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":130}
{"text":"Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":131}
{"text":"What's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Sorry, I just uhm... I can't seem to get Ross out of my head...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Well, maybe I can help.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again...","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Yeah... we really need to talk to Ross...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Both","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":1,"utterance":137}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You guys ready to go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dude! You're not taking your Bible?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Learn about Jesus...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, did you talk to Joey?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, sounds like a good idea... Dr. Geller!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Stop it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"PHD.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're filthy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, have you guys seen Monica?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh yeah, oh, she went to the salon alright...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Check it out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Who's day just got better? CHANDLER!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!... aaaaaahhhh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What do you think?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I think.... I think I can see your scalp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't you just love it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's so... something... You go girlfriend!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You've never said that in your life, have you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Not once.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I thought so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And listen to this...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Boarding the plane.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I understand...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, I'll do it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Aaah... you're not good at this...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You don't have to go home tonight, do you?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I have a date.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You have a... You have a date? With who?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, it's... my girlfriend.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You have... have a girlfriend?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"For how long?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Three months.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Maybe I'll sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing material...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says \"duty free\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Okay... Good luck.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I guess so. I'm just... really nervous.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Ooh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Still nervous?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'm gonna get the lasagna.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hey Rach...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"You kissed.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Wha... What? What would give you that idea?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I saw you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Yeah, we kissed, but... nothing else... nothing else happened, okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah... Now I have something...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh... uh... look... before you...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I am those things, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Dude!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I can't think of anything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"So hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"So you eh, you talked to Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Oh! That's great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Oh, so everything's okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Well, I'm so excited about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Really? Excited?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Excuse me! You didn't tell him, did you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi, Mike's place.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, it's Mike.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh, that was fast.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Her name is Precious? Is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Anyway, I just wanna give you a heads up.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snout.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Precious, who are you?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I... I'm Phoebe.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe? Mike's ex-girlfriend Phoebe, the love of his life? That Phoebe?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Enchante.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these... Ow!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You go back to work tomorrow night, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. You like that, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What are you singing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's \"Bolero\" from \"10\".","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's \"Ride of the Valkyries\" from \"Apocalypse Now\"... See, Here's The Thing The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You what? You said you liked them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... OUCH!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hit yourself in the tooth?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"And the eye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, shoot!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay, uhm... alright, here's the deal.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OH NO!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? What is it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, major shampoo explosion!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Duh, you think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike's place. Phoebe is on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"My name is Precious.","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I just can't believe this... Why?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I don't...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, not a fan of the tough love.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever.","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.","speaker":"Precious","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're welcome!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not really.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I have a problem.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? What happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I was dancing around, and singing \"No Woman, No Cry\" and I got stuck.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You can't move at all?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, well, I can move...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I guess so...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Some of these look a little frayed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, did you err... did you tell Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! Good night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Goo--ood night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Seriously, good night!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Stop saying good night.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Look what I found in the drawer... And you said I'd never wear this...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure, what do you have in mind?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I think you know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? I don't really feel like it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"This is what I want to do.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":1,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We weren't doing anything!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Rach, he just saw us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Shhh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dude, chill! Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We feel so terrible about this, Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, but it did happen, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross? Can we just close the door?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ross, say something. Anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So you two are..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"And have you .. ed?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Probably.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, but you know what I mean.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. I'm fine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Absolutely. I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Calm ourselves?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I do like fajitas.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"There's a hair in my coffee.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, it's funny. Every time you say \"triplets,\" I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's sweet. Drink your hair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, what's all this stuff?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute, get this one!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's not really how it works.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, how does it work?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Thanks, that would be great. Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's not what we talked about!!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Good to see you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Good to see you, too.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi Frank.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi, how you doin'?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Which one is which again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"\"Willing to adopt triplets?\" No!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway in Ross's building. Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, what would we be doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'd take you out for a romantic night. Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Feel me up?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"In a carriage!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, Charlie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi, hi. So.. Dreading this?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, you bet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, did you bring a little something for Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, thanks.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"And you know, you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! Hi Joey. And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. Come, please come in. Come in.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay, well, we brought you some wine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh! That is so thoughtful. She's a keeper. And what did you bring me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uh, actually, that's..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, god. So adorable. Look at them sleeping there like angels.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I haven't slept in four years!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's a, that's a long time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I can't.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler and Monica enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, please, we're happy to help.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We went through the same thing when we were adopting.","speaker":"Bill","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I mean, you have a lovely home.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, actually, I think this might help.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's pretty much all the information you need.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my god!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Everything is broken down into categories, and then cross-referenced, and then colour-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you. I think I just had a tiny orgasm.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.","speaker":"Bill","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"That's great. Can I see the book?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's.. It's just so pretty and white.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"The bathroom is down the hall, to your left.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I would have told him to do it too.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Can I adopt you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey, you must be Owen.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You were?","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know how to use a compass?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I have a badge in it.","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You do? That's fantastic!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You wanna see it?","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What?!?","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I'm adopted?","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I got nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No awareness.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"My fajitas!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you know what? This is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That is gonna hurt tomorrow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. Continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, of course we're not.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Insane.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alice would never go for it, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, just you know, for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically. Which one would you be willing to give up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Frank Jr.Jr.?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, you'd be getting a really good one. I mean, you know, he's really funny. Like, the other day he made up this joke.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uh-huh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What's green and says \"hey, I'm a frog\"? A talking frog! Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, so that leaves Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How about tomorrow?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You'd do that for us?","speaker":"Frank Buffay Jr.","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for. Frank Jr. : Look at them! Aw. I love you so much. Oh crap, don't wake up, don't wake up!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Where are Bill and Colleen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We have to leave!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Why? What did you do in the bathroom?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.","speaker":"Bill","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm adopted?!","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See? Intuitive!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? Where did you hear that?","speaker":"Bill","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Which technically now you should give back!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You told him he's adopted?","speaker":"Colleen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. \"Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real.\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"He isn't?!","speaker":"Owen","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We have to get out of here, baby!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ooy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"O is for \"oh, wow!\" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude, are you okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Totally.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ross, you don't seem okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait, Ross. Ross. I - I have to take off.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning, but this has been lovely.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You're on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, I guess it's just flan for three! Hey, hey, that rhymed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple now. I mean, you probably just want to be alone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, no, it's just that it's getting late...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, hey, it's fine. It's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I don't even know what that's for.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah, that's probably a good idea.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"It doesn't look good, does it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Morning. Here you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thanks. Did you stay here all night?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So you took off my pants and shoes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What do you mean?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's what I hear, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Come on, I mean, you know me, you know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm crazy about her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"And she feels the same way?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I think so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me. Are you sure about this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"And we're okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, Phoebs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Still, he had to find out sometime.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":2,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah. It's actually our first official date.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's OK!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How can you be so confident?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really? Like you have a routine?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You mean like this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"More foosball?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"...and beer!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene:Central Perk. Ross and Chandler are on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey sweetie!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"WOW!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She went on one of those spray-on tan places.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Eh, you got a spray-on tan?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Chandler gets pedicures!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Why...why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, do you get colours or just French tips?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"There. Here's their card.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thanks. Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... florist.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Who's Amanda?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. \"Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are you trying to do a British accent?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Chandler gets pedicures!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? \"Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!\" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, I know! \"Oh...I slept with Billy Joel\". All right, who hasn't?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ugh, Let's just cut her out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! Have you ever done that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, had it done to me though. Feels good !","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: At the tanning salon. Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright Mr. Geller! Right this way! So, how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well... I like how you look, what are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Puerto Rican.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Two, I think a two.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, you catch on quick.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, I have a PhD, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis... WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You sprayed my front twice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You've never turned?","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Mississippi? I said count to five'!","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Mississippilesly? Well, how bad is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ain't that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, how dark is it gonna get?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You got sprayed with two two' s and...","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I'm a four?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, but you're back's a zero. You're gonna wanna even that out.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Really!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You might wanna get back in there.","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? Ah, oh, ah! Ah! The same thing happened again!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You got two more twos?","speaker":"Assistant","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm an eight!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thanks for dinner.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I thought you paid. Ha, guess we won't be going back there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I say 'cheesy line', but ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am sorry, I don't know, I am sorry, I don't know why I did that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay.","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ok, so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I don't know what happened, I must be nervous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't get it, Chandler loved it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won't do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uh, was that good for you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"No, no, don't get it. Let the machine pick up.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It could be Amanda!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, you're right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello Monica. It's Amanda calling again. I am in the neighborhood hoping I can pop by your flat!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let's see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, don't hold thy breath!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hello? Is someone on the line?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes, I was looking for Monica.","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hang on, she's right here. Someone's on the phone, for ya.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"We weren't picking up, it's Amanda!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I get pedicures!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi Amanda! Actually now... it's... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Why, why, why didn't you just say no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn't say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"And you would?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I did!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Rach, you sure you wanna do this?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it's just a little weird, it's you, and it's me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok, let's work from the top down! Just work the bra, Joe!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok, yeah, got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Okay.","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This thing welded shut?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well this is romantic!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm sorry! This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's a standard issue bra clasp!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"NAH! I don't have another level!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Chandler is at the table reading; Monica puts some food for him on the table. Ross walks in looking very tanned. Chandler and Monica look up at him smiling.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hold on! There is something different.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Was that place... The Sun?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! And it gets worse!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How do you count to five?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"One Two Three...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"oooh! Oh oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I Know!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How was your date with Joey?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You didn't like that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, it wasn't just me, alright? He freaked out too! He couldn't even undo my bra!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You don't know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Phoebe is sitting on the couch. Monica walks in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is Amanda here yet?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Are you kidding, I love it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hello!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs I don't exercise at all! Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Smell my neck! It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Musty!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"When were we not friends?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel .","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ehm, we were friends in 1992.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls and trying to avoid seeing her.","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You were going to cut me out?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well...kinda.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh My God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh! Bugger. Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah well, in America you're just an \"ass\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? Oh my God, are you alright? Yeah, I'll be right there. I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh my God. Was Mike with him?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Nope!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey comes running in.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! Got champagne?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok Sexy, sexy, very sexy, sexy. Alright! Lets do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! Ok. Aha! You like that huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh! yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You like that? Let's take this into high gear.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"uh uh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Soldier down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I have nothing to say to you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow, my flat is twice this size!","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Please, Monica? In the hall?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well, aren't you a treat.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm still all those things!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I am scrappy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's because I'm scrappy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I won't know what I would do without you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess you're right.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.","speaker":"Amanda Buffamonteezi","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: A different spray-on tan center]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Glenda, who works here, and Ross are walking to the room with the spray-on tan booth.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth, and...","speaker":"Glenda","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Glenda","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Which... which... which... Which one is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"OH! SON OF A BITCH!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey and Rachel are both sitting on the couch. Joey keeping his knees pressed against each other)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What is the matter with us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I know what's the matter with me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no... No, I mean... se-x-u-ally...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Right, totally.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's a... pla-an.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow... I did not see this coming.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hmmm... Me too...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Aah... I bet you're right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I love ya.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Yeah, me too.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Ross is reading a National Geographic on his sofa when Chandler knocks on the door.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Go away! I don't want to see anybody.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really? Did you count Mississipily?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Dude, you're not tanned.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, I just had to get a picture of this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I see you later! end.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":3,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We're having a party.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hi!","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ah, and where is Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I said it's still nap time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, there is uncle Joey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"18, uh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey, NO!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What, what!? it's for her hot friends!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"When they see this you'll be 52!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And starting to think about settling down!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'd love to! Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We were supposed to bring presents?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Joey, it's a birthday party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says \"El-moo\"! Yeah... that's a funny cup!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, she's still napping.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Are you freaking kidding me, Green?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"HI!","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"So glad you came!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I can't believe Emma is already one!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"There's something you didn't know about your dad!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Which one are you?","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I can't believe Emma is still asleep!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":47}
{"text":"I know, what are we gonna do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":49}
{"text":"I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":51}
{"text":"So you're gonna... hit on her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":52}
{"text":"No, no, no! My talents as an actor!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":54}
{"text":"You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Or you could stick a fork in an apple!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Hey, I think Emma might like it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Oh! Emma might like what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Um, my present!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":59}
{"text":"What did you get her?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Actually we prepared performances.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Separate performances.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":62}
{"text":"But equally real!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Sure, yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":65}
{"text":"O K.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":66}
{"text":"All right, let's get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Oh, great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":70}
{"text":"So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":71}
{"text":"I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Oh, ok, which one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Uh, why, it's a... one of her favorites, uh, \"Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression\" eesh! \"Love you forever\". Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang \"I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you'll be\". . And while he rocked her, he sang \"I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you'll be\".","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Wow! That was amazing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Thank you so much for that gift!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":76}
{"text":"I was not ready for this today!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Amazing... amazing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe, I'm sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":79}
{"text":"That's right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there's no greater gift, than the gift of music. Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Is that it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":81}
{"text":"No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading . \"Sex and the single mother. Finding your G-spot.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":82}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":2,"utterance":83}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's Apartment. Ross is filming his parents ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, you'll be all grown up by then. We'll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"After all, my parents died very young.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And my cholesterol's off the charts!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women too!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, um, don't forget to get a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ross, what are you talking about? oh! Oh my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"oh! Now it's a party!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh.. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Jack, look at this.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter's birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. . That is a weird sentence!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... Joey, don't touch it!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm so confused!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"To be fair this one does have nuts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? Ok!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"And you know, I have a massage client soon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Alright, 5 more minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hello? Oh no! What happened? Ok ok, where are you? . Ok, I'll be right there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Was that Emma? Is she up?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us We've been complaining the longest!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Got it! Hey hey hey! Where do you think you're going?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"To the bathroom!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li... Wait a minute, there is a window in there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Oh no! He's not getting away that easy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"No, it did not.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Well, we better get going, it's late. Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.","speaker":"Jack Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Anyway, it was lovely seeing you.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Ok!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Bye... Bye dear.","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Nighty-night!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Nighty-night!","speaker":"Judy Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Bye, bye.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Joey? How could you just let them leave?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":67}
{"text":"You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Oh! I forgot you used to live here!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Joey! It's Estelle!","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":72}
{"text":"So, how did your audition go today?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":73}
{"text":"What audition?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":74}
{"text":"The one I told you about last week?","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":75}
{"text":"What? You never said anything about an audition!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.","speaker":"Estelle Leonard","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":77}
{"text":"A monologue? I don't have.. I got it. Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":81}
{"text":"No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Ok, ten.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":85}
{"text":"No, lets just draw straws.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":87}
{"text":"I'm begging you stop.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Right.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Yeah!! Let's do that!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":91}
{"text":"That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Everybody get your toys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Ok! I want the dolphin!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Thats a bear.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":95}
{"text":"I'm too excited!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Go! Go!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":100}
{"text":"Come on robot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":101}
{"text":"What are you barking at?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":103}
{"text":"I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Way to go robot!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Good job Alan!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Hey, good race you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Yeah, see you later!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":108}
{"text":"No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":109}
{"text":"They left.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":110}
{"text":"No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. Bye...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":111}
{"text":"RACHEL!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":112}
{"text":"OOH! God! Sorry!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":113}
{"text":"I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Emma's awake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":116}
{"text":"I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Rach, she's not going to remember this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":120}
{"text":"I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing \"Happy Birthday\". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! They have to learn!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":122}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":123}
{"text":"It's not bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":124}
{"text":"Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Well, I'm very impressed.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":129}
{"text":"I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":130}
{"text":"Game?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Ooh! That's my girl!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":133}
{"text":"That's how old you are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Ooh, I want one...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":136}
{"text":"Me too...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":137}
{"text":"There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":138}
{"text":"...and head to Canada!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":139}
{"text":"I was kidding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":140}
{"text":"I wasn't. Let's get going!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":142}
{"text":"No, not yet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":143}
{"text":"Oh good, I didn't miss the party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":144}
{"text":"What about your massage client?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":145}
{"text":"I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":147}
{"text":"I've been here the whole time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":148}
{"text":"Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":149}
{"text":"I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":150}
{"text":"Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":151}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Emma, how old are you? How old are you today?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":153}
{"text":"Wo-ish.","speaker":"Emma","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":154}
{"text":"Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":155}
{"text":"Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":156}
{"text":"NO, no science camp!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":157}
{"text":"Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":158}
{"text":"Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":159}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":160}
{"text":"Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":161}
{"text":"Let's do it, come on!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":162}
{"text":"What's wrong? Are you okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":163}
{"text":"Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":164}
{"text":"Hey, you made it into a bunny.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":165}
{"text":"What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":3,"utterance":166}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay, you ready?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"A-a-and... record.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard! end.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":4,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I've never given her a cookie. Have you?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Of course, I'd be honored!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much \"with the words\".","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Clearly we were wrong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... \"Dear baby adoption decider people...\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So excited about your letter!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wow! Don't you look nice?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"YEAH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's where people make number two!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So, you know... I have a little time. If you... if you want to...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh... Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Fine, it's fine... I'll just shower by myself...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"B, B, B, B, B!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! I have to talk to you!!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi Amy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're not Rachel.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Still sharp as a tack!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Nice to meet you.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"H-Hi!! And you are...?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes, yes, you did.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! Wow! You remember Joey?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah! Hey, sure! The \"Days of Our Lives\" guy!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That's right, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You're not good!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Always nice to meet a fan!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So now, what are you doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I have huge news.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ehm... Her name is Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey, your English is getting better!!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What... what you working on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why don't you use your Thesaurus?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What did I just say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Watch. Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... \"brainy, bright, clever\", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So beautiful.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, I know, isn't she?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I was talking about your bedding.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right. What's your news, Amy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? Oh my God! To who?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"This guy! He has a killer apartment.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A-And??","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, what's he like?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"It's his dad.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love. Do you remember Barry?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sometimes just nodding is ok. Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You're right, you're right! I'm gonna do it!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ok, let's keep talking.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. . Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they're in my seat. It's my anniversary. Here we are! . Can't believe it's been a whole year!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. This has been the best year... THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I FEEL THE SAME WAY!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"YOU'RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask.","speaker":"Announcer","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh how lame... oh, it's so tacky, and impersonal.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, it's the worst way to propose!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Excuse me... .","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Joey enters the room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, finished my recommendation. Here. And I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't... uh... understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It doesn't make any sense.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Of course it does! It's smart! I used the the-saurus!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"On every word?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yep!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, what was this sentence originally?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, 'They are warm, nice, people with big hearts'.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And that became 'they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey Joey, I don't think we can use this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani . Hey, why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know what? You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here, your full sized aortic pump.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey's door and Rachel opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Amy, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I took your advice, I left Myron.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, good for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Thank you! So, can I stay with you?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But Erin Brockovich had her own house.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ah, look who's back! Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I'm staying with you guys!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We're gonna be roomies! Come on!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You slept out here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling 'Myron, get off!'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we're getting rid of her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey, I can't do that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said \"Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!\" I don't need that kind of talk in my house!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she's difficult, but I think it's really good that she's here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"'Cause we will appreciate it more when she's gone?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, Monica made us!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don't think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn't for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it's gonna take patience, but that's ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Good morning.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeaah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Amy, that's what I was supposed to wear today, that's why I hung it on the door.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, sweety, you can't pull this off.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. I am not happy. Oh... sure you wanna eat that?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'M CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Word!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, mine was worse than that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, what happened?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that is so tacky.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, that's what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Phoebe, that's huge!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, do you wanna marry him?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don't think he's ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"She's right! If I were a guy and... Did I just say if I were a guy..?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I proposed to Chandler! Alright, moving on...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, do you think I should propose?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I think it could be kind of great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok, ok, so how should I do it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How about at a game, on the big screen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two like that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Nana is on the phone.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"She did? Who got her condo in Boca?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hello? Oh, it's our nanny! Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Menstrual cramps.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I don't think that's what this is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Can any of you watch Emma?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, sorry sweety..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"No, I've got work and then I'm proposing..","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Well, I can do it.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, actually...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Wha... the next one?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I... I don't know..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":54}
{"text":"um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me...","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Oh! Great! So how much does it pay?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":9,"utterance":57}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You dropped it off?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You hand-wrote it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"It's ok, it's ok. You know what? I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello, this is Chandler Bing. Somebody just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter, and.. Uh-huh... Uh-huh... okay... thank you. Good-bye. .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"They loved it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"They thought Joey was a child?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Hey, what did you guys do today?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That sounds like fun.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey! Hi, how's my girl?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm fine! And, I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Ta-daaa!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You pierced her ears!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I think she looks cute. ... but I am wrong!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Hi Ross.","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Nah, I don't really want her to see.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Come here Oh! There she is! Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":43}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Nothing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Hi! What... . Please tell me those are clip-ons.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, they're real!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Did she do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I know, I know, and you were right Ross. You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":50}
{"text":"I'm a cool, fun aunt!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":51}
{"text":"O-Okay!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Since when?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":57}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":58}
{"text":"That's not a thing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Babies don't care if they're slim.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Enter Amy!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":63}
{"text":"What? What are you gonna do?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":64}
{"text":"No more falafel for you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":10,"utterance":65}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Great game, huh?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uhuh, uhuh...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why do you keep looking at the screen?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm not. I'm praying. Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! Where... where are you going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Going go to the bathroom.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I think you should wait.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.","speaker":"Announcer","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mike Hannigan... will you marry me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Get a load of this... She's proposing to him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.","speaker":"Announcer","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's not very enlightened!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, hey! Boo us? Boo you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani... Oh, hi! Well, I'm glad you liked my letter... No my mommy and daddy aren't home right now... Okay, bye bye. She was nice!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Whoo-hoo!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're kicking me out?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You put holes in my baby's ears!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws And suddenly I am the bad guy?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Joey, where are those bags?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She has a lot of crap!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hips or thighs?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ass and face.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I can give you that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You can?","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Did you just say Emma?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ugh, I'm sorry... Ella.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But please, let's just forget the whole thing.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's in the cake, isn't it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm gonna do this now.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Phoebe, I...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait! Oh wait! Oh no!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I love you more!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not possible! She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's shocking!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! Hello-oo Ross! He's rude!","speaker":"Amy Green","season":10,"episode":5,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Pheebs, what's wrong?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... HUGE engagement ring!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OH!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"My God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Congratulations! Wow!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or did he cry? Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, it was really sweet, and like the most romantic thing ever.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, hey! Well... Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and... I wanna say Mike? To Phoebe and Mike!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Whoo!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thank you! Oh, and I have something for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mmh-mmh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I would, but you're the last one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"GIVE ME THE BOOK! Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, \"Guy-in-van\"?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, my first love!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Dead. Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh yes, they are.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey honey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi sweetie!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is Monica not here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? I'm old! I'm tired! Hey, I'm hot I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I can do that! \"Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use...\" Oh, what's the product?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm cold!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the \"Paleontology Review\"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah. Why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Your ex-boyfriend?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, if you think it would help.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We'll see how dinner goes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Who's Gladys? Oh! What a tragic loss!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Why, you don't like her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really? You think?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Absolutely! Yes, you say to him \"I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Damn it, I did not think this through!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey you guys.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Any word on casting yet?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! . Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joe...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Fine!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Work, Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Damn it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What am I gonna do now?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Just pass it to your boss!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's good! I liked it, they didn't. Joey, for God's sake, go to work! .","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sorry, looks like it's just him.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I... I am having a good hair day.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So good to see you.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sorry... Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Shall we? .","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank you! . I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh my God, I completely forgot! Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! .","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You weren't there!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... tzz-zzz, mmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, tell me about it.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"M-m.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Break up with Charlie!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Did you just say \"break up with Charlie\"?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long! All these feelings are rushing back! I'm starting to realize how much I missed her, and I'm gonna need you to break up with her.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Joking it is!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi! Sorry, I'm late.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow, what's the bad news!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Who's Gladys?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Huh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You know, I would give her up, for you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, I couldn't let you do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I want to.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"But I don't want you to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But I insist!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But I insist harder!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. . Tails! Monica, she's yours!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, that landed in your food!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But, ehm... you watched the tape?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah! I... I... I liked it! But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You didn't watch the tape.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What!? Of course I did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not lying to you, I watched it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you lied again!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I watched it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Keep going Pinocchio!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No you didn't!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm telling you, I watched the tape.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Did you watch the tape?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I believe that the answers lie in the osteological evidence. I plan to begin there.","speaker":"Dr. Li","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Interesting.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I guess!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Dr. Biely, your proposal includes some field work. Where might that take place?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Primarily in the Pierre Shale region of South Dakota.","speaker":"Dr. Biely","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What? I... I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Care to venture a guess?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"May 12th?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's not even kinda close! Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Half a dozen.","speaker":"Dr. Li","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I see, and Dr. Biely?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Three for excavation and two for analysis.","speaker":"Dr. Biely","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Certainly. Dr. Geller, which 1965 Shirelles hit was later covered by a popular British invasion band?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No! I'm sorry, we were looking for \"Baby It's You\". Baby It's You.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Wha...? Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question. Spell \"Boscodictiasaur\".","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"um... I've never heard of a \"Boscodictiasaur\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ok. B - O - S ...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, it starts with a silent \"M\".","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh come on!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"But you are a liar.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What did I just say?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You still here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... Stop lying!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, this is going well.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He really is a chameleon.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, Gladys say hello to your new home!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, my!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I haven't really settled on a spot yet!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, hey! How about right above the TV? . That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I like that poster!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you still here?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? Aunt Margaret's pants size?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No! Stop!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well... there is just one small... stipulation...","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have to break up with Charlie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, you got one right!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're crazy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Crazy, or... romantic?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Crazy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ooor...","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Get out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"O-oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Joey, we're not keeping this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"But it's an original Buffay...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey! I sold that to Joey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, too late. You can't give it back!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes I can!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No you can't. She's yours!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"She's yours!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"SHE'S YOURS!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"She's yours!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She's m-i-i-ne!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I want Gladys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"She's mine!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excellent!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Now, what do you say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Lying is wrong!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And?... AND?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm a pretty little girl.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I knew it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":15,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Your ex-boyfriend is insane.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Did you get the grant?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really? Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review, who was the voice of \"Underdog\"?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm sure he was just joking, Ross.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":8}
{"text":"If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":16,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Benji?","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Too little, too late, Benji!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I can't believe this.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":13}
{"text":"or...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Listen, I know, I may be way out of bounds here, but is there any chance you will take me back?","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Maybe...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh God! I am so sorry, but... I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm sorry too...","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Benjamin Hobart","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I love you too!","speaker":"Charlie Wheeler","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":17,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's bedroom. Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Gladys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're mean!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, don't be such a baby! end.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":6,"scene":18,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Joey and Ross enter. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, reading a magazine.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey you guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey, what are you doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's funny, we were doing the same thing!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So what did you two do about it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It was pretty simple actually, I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I think it would make me wanna marry you even more.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Maybe you do that next time you get married!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. But maybe the time after that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Monica is cleaning the table, Chandler is sitting on the sofa. Joey enters.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey, maybe I should stop by! She could be a soap opera fan! It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Little people?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Celebrity.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What...? NO!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chandler?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It isn't mine!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The New York City Children's fund hallway.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, this is very generous!","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Not necessary.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And \"X\" is spelled uhm... \"Mike Hannigan\".","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Sure, I so glad we did this. It feels so good!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It does. It feels really good!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Mhm... it's moist.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh my God, what!?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Be-caaauuuse...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! And it was uneven for weeks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Space is filled with orbiting children. Look, please, just come on, you know, when you'll see the look on Emma's face, I swear you won't regret it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"All right!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Good, you don't want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Irrational, huh? All right, well, I'll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that's the same, I am sure there are thirty different species of poisonous swings!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Somebody knocks the door]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh my God, the adoption lady is early!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, ok, here we go.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here we go. Stand up straight. Big smile.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello, is this the creepy residence?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"We're waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I'm glad you're here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this . I don't know if you wanna use it, but...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won't be needing a veil, I actually won't be wearing a dress at all!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no, we're not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's crazy! . I am sorry. I just can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We, you know, we're different! We don't care about having a huge party. This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? And, ow, I look , why, well, radiant. All right, well, who cares, I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's right. You're making a commitment and that's the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"City Hall.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ow! Oh, that sounds nice! I am just there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's ok, it's ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But you already gave all your money to charity!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I'll just ask for it back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't think you can do that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption Lady.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The playground. Ross put Emma on the swing and they're ready to play]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok, careful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Rach, she's got like three hairs!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I know but they're just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I promise you she's safe! No watch how much she loves this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ready sweety?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Here we go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, careful, ok. Oh, she's smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"See, I told you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Awe! Oh my God! Looks, she's a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, absolutely!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok. Oh God. Get the camera, it's in the diaper bag.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ok! See? Scared of swings, I bet you feel pretty silly Ow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: The New York City Children's fund ]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We're seriously asking for our money back?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don't think that that's ever happened before.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Gay, go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, I love your shirt!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"The donation we made earlier, we k..., we w..., we want it back.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn't want, but it turns out we do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So you're asking us to refund your donation to the children?","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah! This feels really good.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am sorry. I am, but this wedding is just really important to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey, it's not my business, besides it's probably a good thing. We really would have been spoiling the children, all those food, and warm clothing...","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, that's not fair! A person's wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn't have a graduation party! And I didn't go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to \"kill me\" or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"She could have been talking about either one of us.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Somebody knocks the door]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi, I am Monica and this is Chandler. Please come in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thank you!","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Would you like something to drink?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, water would be fine.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We're really excited about getting this process started.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, because we love kids. Love 'em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Your place is just lovely.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"But other than that... wholesome, wholesome building.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh...","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I just realized why I remember this place.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really? What is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ohh... that wouldn't by any chance be... Joey Tribbiani?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Of course it was!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"RAT BASTARD!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"So you're not friends with him?","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"OH GOD NO! Nope, no, no, no. No! No, no. Nope! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. NO! No!","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child...","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? OW!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What was that?","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma. Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"SON OF A BITCH! Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright fine. I'll do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"If you hold a spider.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"IF you hold a spider.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAaaa-doption!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Guys!?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BERT. EVERYTHNG'S FINE!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Everything doesn't sound fine!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is he alright out there by himself?","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Bert and Ernie!","speaker":"Laura","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You can't make this stuff up!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! It ended okay. One of my friends shot him.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. Just like the kids I took the money from.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other. Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in. Monica: Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there! Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here... (She starts checking her form. Chandler sees movement near the window from the corner of his eye and when he looks he spots Joey climbing up the fire escape and onto their balcony. He warns Monica silently.) Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room? (Joey enters through the side window and jogs towards the kitchen holding a baseball bat) Chandler: What the hell are you doing? Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble. Chandler: Well, we're not. Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger! Chandler: We don't have a code word. Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger. (Monica talks loudly in the baby's room) Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler) Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next? Chandler: Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously) Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom). (Joey gets up and look annoyed) Joey: (quivering with anger) I did not care for that! Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you. Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves) Chandler: Ok! (Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.) Chandler: What? Joey: I forgot my bat. (He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...) Laura: Oh my God! Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat) Laura: What are you doing here? Joey: (to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert! Laura: Are you friends with him? Chandler: I can explain... Joey... Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me. Laura: Excuse me? Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me. Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me. Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do. Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you? Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry... Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked) Laura: Joey, wait! Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him) Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed... Chandler: Oh, that's really ok. Monica: Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard. Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents. (Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.) Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We're back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, we're here to give the money back.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. No... Oh God... Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"If I haven't said so already sir, congratulations!","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. Now... what do you think we should do?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know what? It's not your decision anymore.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"On behalf of the Children of New York, I reject your money.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But... but... but we're giving you this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well, this is very generous!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I mean... It sounds good to me. And that way we can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, is that you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No!","speaker":"Charity Guy","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wrong number?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ok...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok... O-k...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"See?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A-alright! I can do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":9}
{"text":"There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's because he's on your neck.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well... Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":12}
{"text":"ROSS! end.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":7,"scene":14,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We need to talk to you about something.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Are you kidding?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no! We made this decision together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"She's putting words in your mouth!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, it's not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's not? When was she born?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thank you, Pheebs!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Sure. It's just as well... I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? You are way off, lady!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're not making the pies yourself?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Did you at least win the contest?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Can't wait!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year \"me\"!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey Rach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What's Emma doing today?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh... okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And a thousand dollars.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that what's in the inside is important...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Well, I was thinking...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Did someone drop the baton again?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I don't get older. I just get better!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You don't know that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Somebody is gonna pick us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. What, he's my favourite author!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Name one of his books.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"\"The Firm\"?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing \"high profile\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Tell me more.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these Not with soap!!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Dude, I wanted him to guess.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah, they're great seats too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Guess where they are?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Center ice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Did I do something to you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Hmm, the game's at one.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Dude, two times that happened!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"He's right, man.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Okay. And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"That's some gentle comedy, dude.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"We're still going at the game, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Baby beauty contest]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This is contestant number sixteen, Rebecca...","speaker":"Host","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe, you have to calm down.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You heard them say that?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Why not!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Because I already did!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Madison Square Garden]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, Bob, get off the guy!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! What a game, huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe Chandler is missing this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ohhhh! These seats are great!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't know...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"One more fight!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The corridor. Ross and Joey have just arrived.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"How late are we?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Forty-five minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You may want to lose the foam finger!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are not at Thanksgiving?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, we're late!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What are you doing here!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"We're late too!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, where were you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"And I won!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yes! Y-E-S. Yes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Let me see this... Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah. That's me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"And it looks like she put makeup on her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"She won a thousand dollars!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"So this is an annual thing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah. What are we gonna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Alright, what are we gonna say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"No. Here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"HEY!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Do you hear something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"They're out there!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says \"Rangers\" on it. They went to the game!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross' shirt is torn.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Alright, Emma is napping... what happened to your shirt?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We know you're out there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Who do you think its from?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, let's just go in there and face them.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. Ready? .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah-haah! I win!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What is that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"That's fire. Beats everything.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Alright, okay.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"It's locked.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like: \"Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Alright, come on... Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... what happens to cranberry sauce?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Nothing. It's fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh thank God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":38}
{"text":"That's all the turkey you're gonna get.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":39}
{"text":"How are we gonna decide who gets this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":40}
{"text":"WATER BALLOON!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What are we gonna do? I'm starving.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":47}
{"text":"That's worse than no food.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":48}
{"text":"HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Stinky?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Please let me stay on this side of the door.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Oh, I know... I still have my old key! We can just unlock the door.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":53}
{"text":"You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I don't know...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I'm telling ya... I can do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Yeah, he can do it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Oh! It all looks so beautiful: the turkey, the stuffing...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":60}
{"text":"The cranberries...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":63}
{"text":"He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Come on you guys, we want you to know we're very very sorry. Right guys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I feel terrible.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":66}
{"text":"So, so sorry.","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":68}
{"text":"The floating heads do make a good point.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":70}
{"text":"So bad.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":71}
{"text":"So bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":72}
{"text":"So bad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Okay, okay. You two go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":74}
{"text":"Dessert?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize . Here! .","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Grand Supreme Little Darling?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Congratulatioooons!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":80}
{"text":"Really girls, not cool.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":82}
{"text":"Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":83}
{"text":"It's a day to be thankful.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Don't make me come up there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":85}
{"text":"It's too late for apologies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":87}
{"text":"That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Ewww, is that what that is?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Sorry!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Yeah! I'll cook!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Yeah! Let's go out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":95}
{"text":"The three of us?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Ha!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":98}
{"text":"Oh-oh! I'm stuck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Joey, that is not gonna work.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":100}
{"text":"No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":101}
{"text":"I'll pull you through.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":103}
{"text":"aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":104}
{"text":"A little late for that.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Alright, well, this does not change anything. Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Uhm, we've got turkey grease.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Bring it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":109}
{"text":"I just wanna say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a seperate person...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":110}
{"text":"Here you go!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Oh, that smells good!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":112}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":113}
{"text":"Okay, try it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":114}
{"text":"It isn't working.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":116}
{"text":"Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Can you ever feel your ears?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Interesting...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Chandler, where are your tools?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":121}
{"text":"I do, but Rachel borrowed them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":122}
{"text":"I lent them to Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":123}
{"text":"I gave them to Joey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":124}
{"text":"I left them at the park.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":126}
{"text":"I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":127}
{"text":"I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussel sprouts down his pants.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":128}
{"text":"Nice!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":130}
{"text":"It's really starting to hurt.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":131}
{"text":"Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Come on guys, PUSH!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":135}
{"text":"Yeah! Come on!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":136}
{"text":"PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":137}
{"text":"My cranberries!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Man, I've got food all over me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":139}
{"text":"Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":140}
{"text":"Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":141}
{"text":"I don't care.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":142}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":143}
{"text":"That was the adoption agency...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":144}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":145}
{"text":"WE'RE GETTING A BABY!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":147}
{"text":"There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":148}
{"text":"I'm so happy for you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":149}
{"text":"This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":8,"utterance":150}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know. Have you considered pageanting?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I know how you feel...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys \"R\" Us... She was in stock!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That is the exact same thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":8,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, right! Your adoption interview!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"And so incorrect!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on, she's gonna love you guys!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And a lot could still get in our way.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you gonna name the baby?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yes, but...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, who's Phoebe with?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So... who's your friend?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"OW, why, why, why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Mandy.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I know why I don't remember her, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Do you think I'm someone else?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Growth!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Fine, I'll give you her number.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. Mandy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"SARAH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Saraaah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"How does this look?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... a little bit more... a little bit more... There you go! Now throw it away!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"C'mon! This looks good!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I can see why, nice shirt!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"You're wearing the same shirt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Stupid Gap on every corner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok, thank you. Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: \"Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?\"","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, we're gonna be great.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You're gonna be great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well... obviously!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi...","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'll let you get acquainted.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That's what our friends call us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know about that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I don't think that's exactly...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Let her finish, doctor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What are you talking about? Sarah's great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's it? That's why you won't go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, hey, look! It's not about a few fries... it's about what the fries represent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"ALL FOOD!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I can't believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don't order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That's a good way to lose some fingers!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Thank God you're here. Listen to this!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"what?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, no!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? You know about the plate thing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Joey doesn't share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You wouldn't let her have a grape?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh no! Not me! Emma!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, I still think that it's a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I'll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. What were we talking about?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This place is awesome!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, we should just go, I'm not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah, this place is great!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this! Nothing silver. . Ok? Nothing with hair! And nothing with padlocks on it! .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! . I mean, this is just beautiful!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, this is really soft . Three hundred and fifty dollars?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today. Phoebe : Hey, check this out! It's totally you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah! Boys will be boys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? They will be!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"All right, that's it, I'm getting out of here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there's other stuff. Here's a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I'm... I'm gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she's gonna go nuts for you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So, you're saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why do men keep talking to me like this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife's a reverend, that's important to you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought \"who better then a minister to raise a child!\"","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Amen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, good hands. Healing hands.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It says \"Do it!\". And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, wow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"No-ot for me it doesn't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, how's everything going in here?","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We're great, I think I may have asked all my questions.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Do you have any question for Erica?","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We're very proud of it.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You should be. You're really on top of stuff..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, then if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Actually, I don't think we have to.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We don't?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. . I've made my decision. I choose them.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! . Did you hear that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I did.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. . You are SO going to Heaven!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We got some really great stuff!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So? What do you think?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Looks like someone IS the ladies!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me I have a date. See? ALL eyes on ME!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We are NOT signing those papers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"God works in mysterious ways.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You have gotta stop!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"But she liked us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Your Veal Chop is $34,95!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"oh, honey..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please.. please, we are so close.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"okay, right.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You're Jewish.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Technicality!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe's friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"A garden salad for the lady.","speaker":"Waiter","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. Enjoy!","speaker":"Waiter","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Mmmh, those fries look delicious.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"How about those fries though, huh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"They are delicious.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You are beautiful, you know that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, that is so sweet..","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh okay..","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"NOW look what you did!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? what is the matter with you?","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"But you just said \"What's mine is yours\"?","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean There are things you do..and you now, things.. that you don't do .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Wow, this place looks great.","speaker":"Girl","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! You are gonna love it! and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Me too!","speaker":"Girl","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Here So this was fun!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure Just not as much as clams.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, stuffed clams.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Chocolate Torte for the lady, cheesecake for the gentleman.","speaker":"Waiter","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yes, that's Raspberry coule.","speaker":"Waiter","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry sir, that was our last piece.","speaker":"Waiter","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Mmmm! Mmm!","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh yeah, sure. No problem.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Sure I do. Coule?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really! Now this all better be here when I come back.","speaker":"Sarah","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, of course. I can control myself.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Stop staring at me!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Why, just a tiny little...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh-oh! TIME LAPSE.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I'm not even sorry.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Adoption Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I-Is... Is that a picture?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Look, doctor! Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk... We're not who you think we are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't understand.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's impossible.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I'll go check your file. Excuse me.","speaker":"Agency Guy","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So who are you?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"So you lied to me before?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, we... \"bore false witness\"... See I could be a reverend.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I can't believe this.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I don't want to look at your file! This is over.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Erica wait!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I've nothing to say to you.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You still want that baby?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"God bless you Chandler Bing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"So, why are you still wearing it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh... Not so good.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD! end.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":9,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Mmh... this cake is amazing!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My God, get a room!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sex!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Seriously, answer faster!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said \"sex\" I wasn't thinking about \"sex with you\"!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's like a giant hug.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Food.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"No, you gotta pick one!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, how cute!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, she looks just like a little doll!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. That is a doll.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! Look, there's Chandler.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"OH! He's having an affair.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He's not having an affair!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You know, I'm always right about these things.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, that doesn't mean anything.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well, let's see. Ok, duck down.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so... ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either \"Liar, Liar\" or \"Betrayal\", or... \"An Affair To Remember\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Those are all really old!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"\"Dude, Where's My Car?\"","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"They're in a caaar...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Geez!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I got them!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Chandler enters the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was in the car with Nancy all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nancy doesn't smoke!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So? What do you think of the house?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's perfect. It's everything we've been looking for.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Isn't it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? What were the things you said?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Don't you love the huge yard?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And the fireplace in the bedroom.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"This is bringing out a lovely color in you!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So? Do you think we should get it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I don't know. What do you think?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I think we should.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I do too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is huge!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"How bad you wanna smoke, right now.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I don't know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy's car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"We don't. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know. Gooooood luck with it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I just can't see Chandler cheating!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can't believe he would do this to Monica!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know, and with the baby coming?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, should we tell her?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why? Who'd you seen him with?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No one, I'm just saying if...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know nothing! Mike's a great guy, it was hypothetical!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right. . He is a good guy. You're right, he wouldn't cheat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Believe me, if I did see with someone, there's no way I...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, look at her, so happy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, he's picking up dinner, why, what's up?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, look, whatever happens, we're here for you and we love you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We think Chandler might be having an affair.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"They went in together. So sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh my God that's awful! What did you think of the house?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... Did you think the neighborhood was homey?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"You son of a bitch!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Who's Nancy?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Why do you have a realtor?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Are you serious?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"So you're gonna move?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! I'm gonna thump you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay , but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Actually, we already found a house we love.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"And about an hour ago, we made an offer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh? TIME LAPSE.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"You put an offer on a house?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? Because I can stop doing that, I really, really think I can!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"You know that's not the reason Joe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. It is beautiful, isn't it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeah it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What the hell are you doin'?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah, but so is this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":55}
{"text":"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":56}
{"text":"You can see where he'd have trouble.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":59}
{"text":"That money is mine, Green!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":60}
{"text":"You're fly is open, Geller!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":61}
{"text":"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Ow, that had to hurt!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":66}
{"text":"We will.","speaker":"The Guys","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":68}
{"text":"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":69}
{"text":"Every year.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":70}
{"text":"It's stuck!!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Easy. Step. How did it get on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":72}
{"text":"I put it on to scare Chandler!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":73}
{"text":"Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":74}
{"text":"It smells really bad in here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! Who is that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":77}
{"text":"It's Joey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":78}
{"text":"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Oooohh that's interesting.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":80}
{"text":"If you win, we give up the birds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":81}
{"text":"Dah!!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":82}
{"text":"But if we win, we get your apartment.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":83}
{"text":"Oooooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":84}
{"text":"Deal! TIME LAPSE.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":85}
{"text":"What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Big fat goalie.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Dangerous Liaisons.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":89}
{"text":"Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":90}
{"text":"Weekend at Bernie's.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":91}
{"text":"Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":92}
{"text":"Everyday use.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":93}
{"text":"Fancy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":94}
{"text":"Guest.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":95}
{"text":"Fancy guest.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":96}
{"text":"Two seconds...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":97}
{"text":"Uhh, 11!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":98}
{"text":"11, unbelievable, 11 is correct.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":99}
{"text":"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":100}
{"text":"14?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":101}
{"text":"No, 19.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":102}
{"text":"Thanks man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":103}
{"text":"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":104}
{"text":"Maurice.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":105}
{"text":"Correct, his profession was?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":106}
{"text":"Space cowboy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":107}
{"text":"Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":108}
{"text":"Ow...Oh Gosh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":109}
{"text":"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":110}
{"text":"It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":111}
{"text":"Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce-transpondster!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":112}
{"text":"That's not even a word!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":113}
{"text":"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TIME LAPSE.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":114}
{"text":"Y'know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":115}
{"text":"Hey, don't get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":116}
{"text":"That is not true. She did! She forced me!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":117}
{"text":"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn't gotten the question wrong!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":118}
{"text":"Well it stupid, unfair question!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":119}
{"text":"Don't blame the questions!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":120}
{"text":"Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":121}
{"text":"Chandler!!! Chandler!!! Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":122}
{"text":"Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":123}
{"text":"Hey Ross. What's up bro?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":124}
{"text":"What the hell are doing?!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":125}
{"text":"Hey, what's-what's going on?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":126}
{"text":"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":127}
{"text":"Dude! He's right there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":128}
{"text":"I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":129}
{"text":"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":130}
{"text":"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":131}
{"text":"My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":132}
{"text":"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":133}
{"text":"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":134}
{"text":"Ok, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but umm, I don't want to live with Rachel anymore.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":135}
{"text":"What?!","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":136}
{"text":"You're just so mean to each other! And I don't want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":137}
{"text":"Well, Phoebe that's fine because I'm not moving.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":138}
{"text":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y'know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y'know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":139}
{"text":"What else?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":140}
{"text":"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":141}
{"text":"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":142}
{"text":"That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":143}
{"text":"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":144}
{"text":"Well y'know, I don't want you to be cold.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":145}
{"text":"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! TIME LAPSE.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":146}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":147}
{"text":"She really left.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":148}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":149}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":150}
{"text":"No problem roomie.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":151}
{"text":"Can I ask you a question?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":152}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":153}
{"text":"What the hell is that dog doing here?!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":154}
{"text":"Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":155}
{"text":"That's so sweet.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":156}
{"text":"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":157}
{"text":"And a crappy New Year.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":158}
{"text":"Here, here!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":5,"utterance":159}
{"text":"[Scene: We're back to the present. Chandler and Monica's. They're all still at the kitchen table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You can't move. You just... you just can't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... maybe close your blinds at night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"And?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, thanks... They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"We can't afford that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, there you go.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm really sorry you guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You're gonna be okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, we'll be okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Love you guys.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That's okay, we understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"We got the house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"We're getting the house. We're getting the house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"And a baby...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"We're growing up.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We sure are.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"So who's gonna tell them?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Not it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Not it! Damn it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Rachel, this is yours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Aah! Why? What are these for?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You'll see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, everybody open them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I love this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A meatball Sub? Thanks!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Enjoy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What did they say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":10,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Monica and Joey enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, let me tell them!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? Which one?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Things you find in the ocean, You're gonna be on \"Pyramid\"!!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Except for \"Match game\"...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Or \"Win, Lose or Draw\".","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What did I marry into?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah-uh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"\"I'm a little bit country\"...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"\"...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll\"!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm leaving you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross and Chandler enter.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Did I go to this school?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, nice.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Dude. You're married to my sister.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're right, by saying \"nice\" I'm virtually licking her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Are you asking permission to break the pact?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yes please.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Awesome, the name really stands out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Thanks to a little something called \"Helvetica Bold 24 point\"!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey guys!","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, Missy...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know, our band is playing on Friday.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called \"Way! No Way!\".","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Way!","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Right. I'll be there.","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Fresh!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Boss!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Mint!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"She's gone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Dude, I was gonna ask her out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I said it first, bro.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Well, I thought it first, Holmes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Look, if you did...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Totally. I had sex in High school...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Me too. I'm good at it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You got it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":37}
{"text":"All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Those are the pacts!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, oh... maybe not you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Thank you. All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Your hands are shaking.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":44}
{"text":"I know, and I can't stop sweating.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":2,"utterance":45}
{"text":"[Scene: The \"Pyramid\" Studio.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Five! Four! Three! Applause!","speaker":"Voice","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with \"Days of Our Life's\" star Joey Tribbiani!","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! Only better looking and richer.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"...should be playing with the star of \"General Hospital\" Leslie Charleson. Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'll take \"You crossed the line\".","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready, go!","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Diary.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Noo, more like a notebook... Damn it! Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Cafeteria.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. OOOH!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you so much for this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, d'you like it?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. Hmmmm... raunchy!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's at the game show \"Pyramid\" with host Donny Osmond.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Give me twenty seconds on the clock. Ready? Go!","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You put this in your coffee.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"A spoon. Your hands. Your face!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's white!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Paper, snow, a ghost!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's heavier then milk!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A rock, a dog, the earth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Pass!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You put this on a sandwich.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Salami, anchovies, jam!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"It's white!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Paper, snow, a ghost!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's made from eggs!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Chickens?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pass!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You put this on a hamburger!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ketchup!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yes!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Relish!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Stop!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And we're out!","speaker":"Stage Manager","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? . Yeah!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, Saturday night!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'd love to!","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Great!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"So how come it took you so long to ask me out?","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Sure, he was in your \"band\"?","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Sorry.","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, why?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, Chandler and I used to make out! A lot!","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You did?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours!","speaker":"Missy Goldberg","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"AND ON MY TURF?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's the police!","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh! The police!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's right, it's officer Goodbody.","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Goodbody!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...If-you-say-so.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to take downtown!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! Whaaaa... Here? All right.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you kidding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"How old is your phonebook?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes off!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are you talking about me?","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? Did someone call for the long arm of the law? I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa . She cringed!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"This is how I look when I'm turned on!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? Look, I've been in this business for a long time!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Shocking!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath ... is all man.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Oh, you're mean!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Damnit. OH! Big surprise! The hunk of beef has feelings!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":7,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: At Pyramid. Joey is with the woman now.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ok Henrietta, you've picked Jack and Jill went up the hill.","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. Pass. Pass. Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uvula!","speaker":"Henrietta","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, then pass.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani.","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Excuse me. . That didn't make us sound gay at all!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You broke the pact!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, that was 16 years ago!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That doesn't matter! We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I didn't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh really!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"NO!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"ADRIENNE TURNER!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Adrienne","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey! Hey Adrienne.","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I don't know what... you're talking about.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I can't believe we are at a real college party! I have to pee so bad!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey, you've got a boyfriend!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It... You can so totally tell.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I KNOW!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. Hey, how's it going .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Aren't you...?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, Rachel. And this is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Right. So how're you doing?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Bitchin'","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hi Monica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you NOT.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"O-kay. I'll see if I can find Ross.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.","speaker":"Adrienne","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Cool!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I didn't know you knew about that.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I did and it hurt. That's when I wrote the song: \"Betrayal In The Common Room\".","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Man... I... I'm sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Look it was a lo-o-ong time ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hmm mmmhm..","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We are even, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What did you do to my mom?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Not her!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I am sooo drunk.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Soo... you girls having fun?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?","speaker":"Pizza Guy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh THATS ME!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, what a line.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"So where are you applying to?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... Hey!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm in college and I'm in a band.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":10,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So maybe something in an office.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Finish it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Your last dance. Do it for us.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh this is so ho-o-ot!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, don't stop!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Have to...","speaker":"Roy","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and Gene, you guys ready?","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay. Give me sixty seconds on the clock please... Ready, GO!","speaker":"Donny Osmond","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oak, maple, elm, birch...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uhm... Buenos dias, enchilada, por favor...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know any Spanish words.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A match, a candle...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Things that go \"tssst\" when you put them out.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"A torch, a bonfire... uhm, your pee...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Things that burn.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"\"I'd like to go for a walk\", uhm \"scratch my belly\".","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Uhm, \"I have fur\", \"I like to bark\".","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Pepperoni...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Pizza toppings, next!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Cindy Crawford, Christie Brinkley, Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Girls Chandler could never get?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Supermodels!","speaker":"Gene","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Where?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, where's Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What? When was this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's wild!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, it matters to me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You kissed her that night too?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Seriously, where did this happen?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Mine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, she was definitely on my bed.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, then who was on my bed?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"OH! Oh, oh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"NO! No, no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"YES!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"You were under the pile of coats?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I was the pile of coats!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"OH MY GOD!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You were my first kiss with Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You were my first kiss ever?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What did I marry into?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to \"Disco Inferno\" by The Trammps.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, crap!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":11,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, hey Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, uhm... listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and... uhm... well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So he can't come?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Seriously?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah, you've... you know, sort of been like a dad to me. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I am pretty wisdomous.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"So... what do you say?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Listen, I hope... that you know... I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch. A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, it matters to me!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I don't care, so you pick!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Did you just hung up on me? All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh-uh. Ok. What time is that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You don't know military time?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Just subtract twelve.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ok, so... 1800 minus twelve is... one thousand, seven hundred and...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Six o'clock!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok. Hold on. Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"What harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ooh... she backed out.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"She did? Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I made her. Steel drums don't really say \"elegant wedding\". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: The wedding rehearsal dinner.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No stupid jokes. I thought that was for the actual wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rehearse it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Thanks for coming you guys.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is why!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"So Rach.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Where is Emma?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yes, we are.","speaker":"Mike's Mother","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"How's that?","speaker":"Mike's Father","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Who in God's name are you?","speaker":"Mike's Father","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Uh... November?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I wanna say it's not looking good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What's up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Heh.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Uhm... well, they're not in the wedding.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Well, this is really awkward Oh, and I can leave!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh, man!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":37}
{"text":"This is like figure skating team all over again. I mean synchronized swimming. I mean- I mean the balance beam. Help me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":38}
{"text":"FOOTBALL!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I don't have a fax machine.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":45}
{"text":"I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I know, I hate being left out of things.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":47}
{"text":"And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Hey guys, how is it going?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":51}
{"text":"What happened?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Who cares, AND?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":53}
{"text":"...and I was wondering if... you know, maybe one of you guys...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":54}
{"text":"I'll do it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":55}
{"text":"M-Me-me-me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":56}
{"text":"You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Pick me, I look great in a tux and I will not steal focus.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":58}
{"text":"No, Mike, no, no. You wanna pick me, I mean... watch! Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":59}
{"text":"You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":61}
{"text":"Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Please, you're going down!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":63}
{"text":"You are going downer!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":64}
{"text":"Is that what they say on the Figure Skating Team?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I wouldn't know, I didn't make it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":3,"utterance":66}
{"text":"[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hey, my pleasure. So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I intend to marry her.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, a wiseacre. . No, no, no, I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? Isn't that kind of unstable?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No more so than acting.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Strike two!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So, what did you decide?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I decided to pee.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's . Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Goody, what is it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"All right, I guess I'll have to find a new bridesmaid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'll do it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ok, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! . Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Is that what you say to Chandler?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"It's 2101 and I am not amused. . Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. . My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"oh God.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"And... moment's over! So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I . Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS OR THIS OR THIS OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! You know what? You're done.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"YOU'RE FIRED! Cheers!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Happy wedding day!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, happy my wedding day to you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow, this is a lot!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You won awards?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Where's Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"She's in her room, why?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! . Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What d'you want?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'm not! I'm making it easier! Pick me!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"YES, YES!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know. .","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word \"lorkins\" what flowers would that be?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Orchids?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello Michael.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Joseph.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"May I have a word with you, please?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is... great...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Have a seat. Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... I cannot allow this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for \"Family Honor 2: Thissa Time Itsa Personal.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That must have been one lousy movie.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"That was ME!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Let me tell you why you need to pick me. See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right fine, I pick you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make \"groom\" for Chandler.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly \"minding her own business\".]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"No! We're gonna do it my way. Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. Hello?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm glad we had this little talk.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes. Yeah and thanks for all the wedding night advice. That didn't make me uncomfortable at all! Alright, so I'll see everybody tonight?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Bye.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhm, did you guys know that there is a giant ice sculpture in the hall?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God, what's it doing here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. Uh! What a pickle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee at the counter. Chandler walks in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"That's what I was doing too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you have fun tonight.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I will.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Me too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'm not supposed to tell you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm not supposed to tell you!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You told us both we could be in the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rach, Rach, knock knock.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Who's there?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I'll tell you at the wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Uh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey, I forgot my scarf.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"How's it going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Help me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Please?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"You really want me to come back?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"More than I wanna get married.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ok people, we are back in business! Oh God, we've missed you soo much! Ok, go and get your hair and make-up done, and I'll take care of everything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, what are you guys gonna do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"About what?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"I don't think they are.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. So sorry Pheebs.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, the club lost it's power.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah according to the news, most of the city did.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Since when do you watch the news?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you think?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I think I wanna get married to you today.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Me too! Monica, do you think we could do it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"AFFIRMATIVE!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside. They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. Okay, who left the ice sculpture ON THE STEAM GRATE?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Michael!","speaker":"Mike's Mom","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey! You made it. Great! Chappy! Hi! Hi! Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of...","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.","speaker":"Mike's Mom","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I crushed a pill and put it in her drink... Come on, sweetheart.","speaker":"Mike's Dad","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, Chappy's too small to handle all this snow. Someone's gonna have to walk him down the aisle.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"So technically, would this person be in the wedding?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I guess.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I'll do it!","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm not scared. I'll just take little Chappy and... HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then. Ha haaa... He stinks!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, no!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll do it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'll...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Na ha ha... Ne he he... Ah ah...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Hi new dad.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":26}
{"text":"So, you're ready to do this?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Uhuh, uhuh... Oh my God! This is really happening.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh, thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":30}
{"text":"I love you. Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I love you guys.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I love you.","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Okay. It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. Let's get this bad boy on the road.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay Marjorie, hit it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Geez Ross, you could have showered.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":39}
{"text":"It's the dog.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! Oh, that's me.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Ready?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Oh wait, oh no. Wait.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":46}
{"text":"I don't care... I'll be my something blue.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":47}
{"text":"You look beautiful.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":49}
{"text":"My God! Aren't you freezing?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Na-ah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":51}
{"text":"Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Okay...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":53}
{"text":"When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":55}
{"text":"Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":56}
{"text":"I love you too.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":57}
{"text":"Uh Joey...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":58}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":60}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":63}
{"text":"I do.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":64}
{"text":"I now pronounce you... husband and wife.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":65}
{"text":"I got married! Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":11,"utterance":66}
{"text":"[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"That really was an incredible wedding.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":12,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Hi!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How was the honeymoon? Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Oh! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, where's Mike?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, why? What's up?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my resume, I'm fluent in.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, you really shouldn't. By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It was ok...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I did not know you spoke French.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oui, bien sur je parle Francais! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh... you're so sexy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Why are you wearing my apron?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as \"my wife\" and \"the woman who's carrying my child\"? No? Divorce?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You guys know where Rachel is?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, we haven't seen her since this morning.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"These are for Erica!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, why is Erica coming to visit?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, those places! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes \"Mooooo\"!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"My father had an heart attack... ...while I was at Barney's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'm so sorry...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Is-is he ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, come on, I'm totally ok. I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Still-still, let me come... for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Ok. If you really need to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh, I really could.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ohh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":2,"utterance":36}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is \"My name is Claude\", so, just repeat after me. \"Je m'appelle Claude\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Je de coup Clow.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, just... let's try it again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Je m'appelle Claude.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Je depli mblue.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"It does, really?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, let just try it again. Really listen.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Got it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Je m'appelle Claude.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Je te flouppe Fli.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, mon Dieu!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, de fuff!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey you guys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Joey. Erica, baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Everyone. Erica, baby!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica. Calm, self.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Welcome to New York City! Or should I say \"ghe deu flooff New York City\"?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Why would you say that?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah, let's do that!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Great! This baby'd better to be really good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":3,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: Hospital.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Can somebody please go in?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Absolutely.","speaker":"Nurse","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.","speaker":"Nurse","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm feeling better.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh! Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.","speaker":"Nurse","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Did the TV wake you?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ouchy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What are you doing here, Geller?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! So what's new?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Ooh, I have a little heart attack.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Right, is it painful?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you? Ross Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?","speaker":"Leonard Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Nope, just the one. RACH!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Je m'appelle Claude.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Je do call blue!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. \"je\".","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"je.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"m'ap.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"mah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"pelle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"pel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Great, ok faster! \"je\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"je.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"m'ap.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"mah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"pelle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"pel.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Je m'appelle!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Me pooh pooh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What are you doing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Don't move! Don't go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! . Pooh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh. Did you call your parents?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do you mean? You've been in my room before!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Sorry. . You ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You had a rough day, uh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But we do! It's gonna be ok, Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"No, God! Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Right now you just need to get some rest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Ok, maybe you're right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Good night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Sure!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ok. Thank you for coming with me today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh, of course...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Me too. Come here.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I just don't want to be alone tonight.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or... Oh, oh. . No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Wow. Ok.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"I'll see you in the morning .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Mhm-mh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":6,"utterance":41}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"New York is awesome!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What is with you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thanks so much for showing me around.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, if there is anything else you wanna know...","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's great.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah... it's almost definitely him.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"How's that now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, he's in prison.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Was he falsely accused of something?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No... he killed his father with a shovel. But other than that, he's a great guy.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Are you awake?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says \"mom\" on his shovel-wielding arm!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"We will now count from one to five. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.","speaker":"Tape","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Good job.","speaker":"Tape","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey Joey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Really, can I hear some of it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sure, sure. Ok, \"Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu\" See?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Well, you're not, You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"How could you possibly think that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital. Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Ross approaches from behind.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hmm-hmm.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You sure you're alright?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"FYI..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"There it is...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wait, wait, You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh stop that!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, I was looking out for you.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's right, sex is off the table. I am never having sex with you again. Dr. Green, are you feeling better?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey! How was lunch?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, really?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No! You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"O-okay. So, is she gonna take the test?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No it's not.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How do you know?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The thing we never do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Shovely Joe!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Whenever you're ready Joey.","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Right. Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what's going on?","speaker":"Casting Assistant","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Dude, come on! French it u-up!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Joey, do you speak French?","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You know what. I think this audition is over.","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Regine Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estee Lauder.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You really think this man is speaking French?","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Sa-sa-saw!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ecoutez, je vais vous dire la verite. C'est mon petit frere. Il est un peu retarde.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ah. All right. But my French was good?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It was great.","speaker":"Director","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Merci. Au revoir.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Emma's down for the night.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"So uh... I guess I wanna take off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say \"thank you\" for coming with me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, no problem.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Thank you. I'm glad you agree.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah... Yeah, that's true.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, ye-ah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You know it was you're uhm... birthday...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"...Valentine's day...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh yeah!","speaker":"Both","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hmmm-mmmm.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Not even one more time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Not even once.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No matter how much we want it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Even if we want it really bad.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's what we decided.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhm, right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"...It's kinda hard though!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"...I hate waste.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"...Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yes?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Damn it. It's never off the table.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are \"updating\" Joey's resume.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, can you really tapdance?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"It's off the resume.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Archery?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Horseback riding?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Would fall off a lot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That I can do.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, watch me! Okay, you time me. Ready?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Ready... GO!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You did it!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":13,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you guys for having us over.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, you guys... I have great news.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! Guess what happened at work today...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"A dinosaur died a million years ago?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi you guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh, Italian!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No one wanted seconds, right?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, no. I-I'm good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I'm up for tenure.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You too! What are the odds?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ooh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Guess what? I finally got that seed out of my teeth.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I don't know who I'm happiest for...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I do, he's been working on that all day!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Where did you go to do it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"YOU NEVER DID IT!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry. It's just the idea of being an official Bing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Here you go.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Mrs Hannigan?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey guys.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, thank you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Damn it.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"See you guys later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Good for you. That was really mature.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You're a strange kind of grown-up.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Woo-wo-hey-hey-hey... Can we not talk about that right now?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":30}
{"text":"All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that \"thing\". What is it?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":2,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm sorry. That's always mr Campbell's table.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I know. With Gukki.","speaker":"Maitre D'","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Sssshhhh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hi... I'm on a date...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Well, you got uhm... good energy.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yes, hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"James Campbell...","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi! Excuse us.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Please...","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. Oh, yeah... Oh he's cute!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"So... your resume is quite impressive.","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Wha... My resume? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resume.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Dating profile? I-I-I'm talking about the work resume.","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"What? I-I don't.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":25}
{"text":"You don't?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":26}
{"text":"No, I-I-I love it there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":28}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":29}
{"text":"That's Hugo Boss?","speaker":"Mr. Campbell","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":3,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: A counter at a government building. Phoebe's waiting in line.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. But you obviously haven't.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"How can I help you?","speaker":"Clerk","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. You're fun.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You need to fill out this form.","speaker":"Clerk","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It can be anything you want.","speaker":"Clerk","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, not anything, I mean...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah... anything.","speaker":"Clerk","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, this could take a while.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Get out of my line.","speaker":"Clerk","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey Pheebs.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"That's what we were gonna name the baby.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Phoebe!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Uh! Princess Consuela.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You seriously changed your name to that?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Uh-huh!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uhm, no. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, how'd the interview go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh! It's not good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"That is a bad interview.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said \"Wait a minute! Yes I am.\" and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh God. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Six? You want me to join you?","speaker":"Gunther","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Can you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":34}
{"text":"And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":35}
{"text":"But also knowing it means a lot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":36}
{"text":"But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":37}
{"text":"...that center around work.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":38}
{"text":"To Ross!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Ross!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":40}
{"text":"You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Oh God!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":42}
{"text":"No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":43}
{"text":"No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Rach, I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Great. I feel like an idiot.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":47}
{"text":"No, it's okay, you didn't know.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":48}
{"text":"Oh... Little heads-up would have been nice.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":5,"utterance":49}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's future house. They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you for letting us see the house again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through.","speaker":"Realtor","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah, so glad you decided to come.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No it's not!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Joey, we know that's you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe is at Central Perk. Mike enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Welcome back!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Ah! I missed you.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, me too!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So, what's new?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"That's great! You changed you name?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes I did! Meet: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You're kidding right?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Nope.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"You really did that?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yep.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, but you can't do that.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Alright, then I'm gonna change my name.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Crap Bag.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Mike Crap Bag?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You're not serious, right?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm serious. It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"And I love Crap.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house, sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has \"5+10=\" printed on one side.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Who are you?","speaker":"Girl","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.","speaker":"Girl","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I hate my parents.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I hate my friends. Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Like what?","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What are you? Eight?","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I really don't.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I guess.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Yeah, maybe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Then you gotta let them go.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I read a lot.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Just when I thought we could be friends.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, thank you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You still don't know my name, do you?","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, now I don't have to.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ross, what is taking you so long?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mark? Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"How've you been?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Sure, sure. What's with the chair.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Clever. So how are you?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, well, you're not catching me on my best day.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, screw charity work. What've you got?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Great! I'll call ya!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Nice to see you.","speaker":"Mark Robinson","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! yeah, I got tenure!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"That is Mark?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I hate that guy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, no, NO, you cannot go to dinner with him.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"What? You don't want me to get a job?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his SEXretary.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Ugh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Ross, you know what? Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Man, those two dogs are going at it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey, where have you been?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Really? What changed your mind?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Ha! I'm just messing with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What? I get my own room?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No!","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are leaving.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"After you, miss Banana Hammock.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Thank you, mister Bag.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh hey, how are you?","speaker":"Woman","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh hi Rita! Good! Oh, Rita's a massage client.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh! Why don't you introduce me?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Er, Rita, this is my husband.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rita","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why don't you tell her my name?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Okay, I will. This is my husband Crap Bag.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Crap Bag?","speaker":"Rita","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay. Excuse me...","speaker":"Rita","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Do you even know what a banana hammock is?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's a funny word.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"It's a Speedo.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":21}
{"text":"...Oh crap!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":11,"utterance":22}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, is Rachel here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"She's still at dinner?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I guess. Why? Who's she with?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"It's seven years ago. My time machine works!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, sorry!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hi you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Should we send something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"How did the job stuff go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"He offered me one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That's great!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Congratulations!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"The job is in Paris.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's. Joey's on the phone.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't know... You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on.","speaker":"Mackenzie","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Hey bear, I need some career advice.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":14,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"How did the job stuff go?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"He offered me one.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"The job is in Paris. FADE OUT.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Or facing a bitch of a commute.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"All right, we'll work it out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thank you! Thank you!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah! You sure this is what you want?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I think it is.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ooh, what's going on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I got a really incredible job offer.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hey, great! All right!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Good for you!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"It's in Paris.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married Congratulations! ... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Of course we can. Congratulations. Yay! Joey...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":24}
{"text":"No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Joey, it would mean so...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Joey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":28}
{"text":"You okay with this?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Well, it makes me feel sad, but...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Talking to Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":31}
{"text":"I see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":35}
{"text":"How is that gonna happen?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":37}
{"text":"I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":38}
{"text":"You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":39}
{"text":"I didn't say we were brothers.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":1,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's reading a newspaper. Chandler and Monica walk in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What do you think Pheebs?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"She died.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You're kidding!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"That's terrible!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic. Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh yeah?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, she was just an agent.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey's gonna be *so* upset.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I know. *He* always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What if he reads it in the paper?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"May I help you?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh right, uhm, Don?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Close. Ron.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh... What can I do for you?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow, that is tempting.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it: you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"She is good!","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Huh, I took a shot there.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I see... Thanks very much. Is this your son?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, his name is Ross. What?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, nothing, it's just, it's close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. . I just heard it as you must have heard it and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist, you'll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones... fossils!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"You can really arrange that?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"You let Rachel come back, and it's done.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":22}
{"text":"That's great. I worry about little Ross. He's always reading, he's collecting rocks and he's obsessed with dinosaurs.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":23}
{"text":"He'll be fine.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":3,"utterance":24}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's reading, Joey has just entered the room]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Phoebe.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey. Everything ok?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I'm just mad at my agent.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Estelle? Why?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"There's a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn't even be put up for it! She'd better have a good reason.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I'm guessing she does.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well I'm wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ok. Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I love that saying! .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Joey, it's Estelle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I was just gonna call you! That's weird.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"It's a little coincidental, but believable. . Listen, I'm sure you're wondering why I didn't get you an audition for that TV movie.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, actually I am!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"I guess I dropped the ball there. Whoopsie!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Don't take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No, no, look. All I'm saying is that you're my agent, ok? And you're not getting me into any auditions and I'm tired of it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"What are you saying?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I'm saying that... . This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you're fired. Goodbye. .","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Man, tough week for Estelle!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel's there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can't sleep without it.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, well, she's asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, you're not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Nooo!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So, you're not going to Paris.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, I'm still going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Wh... wh...what?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn't that great?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeeeah!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"[Scene: house next to the one the Bings are moving into. Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi. We're buying the house next door, and we were wondering if we could just take a look around.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, sure. I'm showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.","speaker":"Lady","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Thanks.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It feels like we're cheating on our house. And if we're gonna cheat, shouldn't it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won't do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"So? What do you think?","speaker":"Lady","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Love it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.","speaker":"Lady","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"They could be our neighbors, what are they like?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, the woman upstairs is very nice. She and her husband have two kids, he's on Wall Street and she...","speaker":"Lady","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh my God! .","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's there and Phoebe comes in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey Joey, want come with me to... are you ok?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Yeah, I just... I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, that wouldn't kill her. Ordinary embolism might.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I don't know. She's got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I'm gonna call her and hire her again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Why?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Because patience is the road to understanding which ... is the key... to a happy heart.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You blow me away.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"What a small world!","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And yet I never run into Beyonce!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You two know each other?","speaker":"Realtor","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! . So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Don't, don't!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"No, actually, we're buying the house next door.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Why!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know why.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! Ellen, we're going to talk numbers.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This can not be happening!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, Okay, All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you come up with an idea.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"But we love our house.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and \"Oh My God\"!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. Oh, that does it too.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Who is it?","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's me. Ron. Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Not good, Ron.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Wow, that's pretty cool.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Huh? So? We have a deal?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, you got it.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yes! yes!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"This is gonna make me very popular.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, Believe me, the ladies, they love it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I meant with my son.","speaker":"Mr. Zelner","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Joey, this is Al T. Booker, the guy who eats paper. I'm sure you've heard that Estelle passed away. I wanted to let you know there's a memorial for her at the Westside chapel, tomorrow at ten. Hope you can make it.","speaker":"Answering Machine","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God. Hello?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Joey, it's Estelle.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Estelle?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I didn't think I should just drop by...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no! Don't drop by, don't drop by!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. \"out of area\". Boy, I'll say.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well... I just talked to Sid, we are definitely putting in an offer on the house... a-a-and I'll bet we get it.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"The Hitlers will be so disappointed.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"All right, I got to run. Tell Monica I say goodbye. And... I'll see you later, neighbor.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, me too...","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I never stopped loving you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh... my...","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Chandler, what are you talking about?","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Obviously.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"I understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Although, maybe just... one last moment of weakness... Goodbye Chandler Bing.","speaker":"Janice Litman Goralnik","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"They're never coming down now.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You are never going to believe what happened to me today.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"They did?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So, what are you gonna do?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, I took it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"That's great! So you're staying in New York!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"YAY! WHOO! YAY!","speaker":"Both","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You're excited, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Right!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"You should go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"It's what you want. You should go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"You really think so?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I really do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But I already told Zelner that I would come back...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"I'm sure he'll understand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, oh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Then I'm happy too.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. Dude, where's my speech? That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":15,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Just flip!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ha, tails!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Damnit!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, that sounds good!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's all done!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok, so you've done some good work! What about your carry-ons?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, well. Everything that I need is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Where's your passport?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":17}
{"text":"It should be right next to my plane ticket.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's not.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What? Maybe I put it in here . Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Here, let me help you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":22}
{"text":"At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport? OPENING SEQUENCE.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":1,"utterance":23}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hi.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey Erica, welcome back to town! Wow, look how big you've gotten.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That's because I'm pregnant!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Right, no, I understand.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":10}
{"text":"No, no, I knew .","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay, well, stop staring at them.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":12}
{"text":"She brought them up! I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I'll be right back.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":23}
{"text":"No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, it takes two incomes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Mhm, packing - sexy cheerleader comedy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":2,"utterance":29}
{"text":"[Scene: Guest room. Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him. Ross enters the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"What are you guys doing?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Try it, I can't feel a thing!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Are, are you kidding? This is packing?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're taking a break!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"From?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Jumping on the bed?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You got it! . All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You guys hear a ringing?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What the hell is this?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"I didn't know Monica had these!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey! Where's Mike?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah? Yeah, where is it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rock on! Phoebe : Wow, this is quite a spread! What is all this stuff?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Hey, where's Rach?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hey Rach, hey you.","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Here she is!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hi you guys!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What did I just say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Come here, I'll make you a drink.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know, I had a chance to stop her too!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. Wait a minute...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yes, Joe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"You doing ok?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Well, I've been better.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Uh-hmm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss you so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here .","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, but I do have something for you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, oh. . What is this?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these on my pillow.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What are you talking about? These aren't mine.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Rachel used to live in that room.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey's bare ass!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":". Well played.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I love you Phoebe.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I love you too. Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Ok.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Ok. Monica?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Can you come here with me for a minute?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Sure.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Are you wearing waterproof mascara?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"No.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh, you're so screwed.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Hey. What was that all about?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Oh my God...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You're the best friend I ever had.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"(says something that cannot be understood)","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I... I... I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"That is so sweet.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Uh, Rach?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I really made you think about that thing uh?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Pheebs!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I think these are yours.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Can I talk to you alone for a minute?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Sure. You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Where do you think Mike really is?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: The guest bedroom. Chandler and Rachel.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh honey...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ooh, not so tight... I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Okay. Oh...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"So, I guess you're next. You're ready?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"God! I can't believe she saved me for last. Why are they taking so long?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"No, no, no, no!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, here we go...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh... Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yeah...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I think I'm gonna take off.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Huh?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? I don't get a goodbye?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Lucky bastard!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Well, it needs to be plicit.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No, I don't think so.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Yeah. Mine too.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Mine was a humdinger.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"O-kay... I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? NOT FROM YOU!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"And say what? \"You owe me a goodbye\", I mean, he's got more pride than that.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"THE HELL I DO!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I don't get a goodbye?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Ross...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The others are still there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I hope Ross isn't too upset.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Tell me about it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"All right, I think I'm gonna head out.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh, where do you think you're going?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"You couldn't be cool.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah.","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You did? How?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh my God! Let me see.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Who's that dirty old lady?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Monica's grandmother.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Nana liked it rough!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"#ALL#","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Come on here, have a seat.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How was your night?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Erica, are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Relax! We just get her some antacids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":31}
{"text":"She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":34}
{"text":"All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Honey, it's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":36}
{"text":"You can do this. Just breathe.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Ooh! Are you sure?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Chandler, wait, wait, wait...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":41}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":42}
{"text":"If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":12,"utterance":43}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel bursts in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's what it seemed like.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Fine, then why didn't you say something?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You keep, you keep... You can't...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"WHAT?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"A little more.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"A little more, a little more. A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"All right, ready?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"All right, here it goes...","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Doesn't work...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":16,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Previously on Friends.","speaker":"Jennifer Aniston","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Erica, are you okay?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Rach!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What?!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":1,"utterance":10}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's bedroom. Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Oh. This was amazing.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It really was. You've learned some new moves!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me \"Sex for Dummies\" as a joke.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Ah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Who's laughing now?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I know!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":2,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Next time, can I say breathe?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I'm okay.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Alright, I'll be right back.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Where are you going?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":6}
{"text":"To use the bathroom.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":7}
{"text":"You can't leave me alone with her.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":8}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":9}
{"text":"This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":12}
{"text":"You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":14}
{"text":"So, ah... Any plans for the summer?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe church-camp?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":19}
{"text":"One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":3,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What's that?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"It's a baby chick and duck!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I did not see that coming.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That is the rule, though.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Guess what? You're almost an uncle!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Have you seen him throw a ball?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Is Rachel here?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God. You and Rachel?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I know, it's pretty great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":25}
{"text":"So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":27}
{"text":"But do you wanna get back together?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":29}
{"text":"YAY!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Shhh!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":32}
{"text":"So, so is she still going to Paris?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! \"Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes...\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Morning!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Guess we'll never know how it ends.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Hey. How did you sleep?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Good. You?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Good.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":43}
{"text":"I bet you did!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":48}
{"text":"So...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Morning.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":50}
{"text":"You too. Last night was just wonderful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":51}
{"text":"It really was.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":52}
{"text":"I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":53}
{"text":"I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":4,"utterance":55}
{"text":"[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"It's just a little bit more, honey.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Help me! This hurts!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Is it really that bad?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"The baby's head is crowning.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"It's a... It's a boy!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Wow!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Is he okay?","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"He's just fine.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Oh, you did it!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":15}
{"text":"It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Well, that's spongy.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! Oh, we are so lucky!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":19}
{"text":"I know. He has your eyes.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":20}
{"text":"I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.","speaker":"Nurse","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":24}
{"text":"I'm really happy for you guys.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":25}
{"text":"How do you feel?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I'm tired!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":28}
{"text":"I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":29}
{"text":"The next baby should be along in a minute.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":30}
{"text":"We only ordered one!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":31}
{"text":"You know it's twins, right?","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":5,"utterance":33}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital. Continued from earlier.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wait, did you know it was twins?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Anybody tell you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"This is unbelievable.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Twins actually run in my family.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Interesting! Can I see you for a second?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"What do we do?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What do you mean \"what do we do\"?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Twins! Twins!!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Chandler, you're panicking!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"We can't split them up!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of \"Eight is Enough\" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Okay. Shhh...","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"It looks like we're about ready over here.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Ow!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Here she comes!","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"She? It's a girl?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Doctor","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Well, now we have one of each! And that's enough!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! What did you say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Nothing! What do you say to that?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"No way!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"You really think so?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm telling you! Oh, okay! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. \"Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam...\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Hi!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Can't a girl finish a song around here?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Ross, wait!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":22}
{"text":"What? What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Could you get me a muffin?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Gunther","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.","speaker":"Gunther","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.","speaker":"Gunther","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Oh... Bye guys.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Unbelievable!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Hey, you know what might help?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I'm not getting you a muffin!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":7,"utterance":34}
{"text":"[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Do you think they recognize each other from in there?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"We're going to take Erica to recovery now.","speaker":"Nurse","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh my God, that's just like my name!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Son of a gun, it is!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, well, bye!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Bye!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"We'll call you!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Erica","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Have fun at church-camp!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, look at these little bunnies!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I know! You ready to trade?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, let's see..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We could trade later.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm good.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, what are you working on?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"It's a... It's a \"welcome home\" sign for the baby.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"No, I sat in the paint.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"No, and I'm not going to.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Why not?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uh, Joe?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Damn it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":16}
{"text":"No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Hey! What do you have there?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Oh my God! You did that yourself?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Honey, that's gorgeous!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":22}
{"text":"You know, the baby can't read, Mike!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Hi! Oh my gosh!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":29}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Hey.","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Hey, so what is the big surprise?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":34}
{"text":"What... What...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":36}
{"text":"Yes, it's twins!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":38}
{"text":"Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":39}
{"text":"This is a boy, and that's a girl.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":40}
{"text":"Her name is Erica.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":41}
{"text":"Aw..","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":42}
{"text":"Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":43}
{"text":"Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":44}
{"text":"Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":45}
{"text":"Aw, he's gonna be so happy.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":46}
{"text":"Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? \"Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":47}
{"text":"Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":48}
{"text":"I want one.","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":49}
{"text":"Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":50}
{"text":"Seriously. Wanna make one of those?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":51}
{"text":"One? How about a whole bunch?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":52}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Mike Hannigan","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":53}
{"text":"Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":54}
{"text":"Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":55}
{"text":"I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":56}
{"text":"Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":57}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":58}
{"text":"I love you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":59}
{"text":"Call us when you get there.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":60}
{"text":"I will. Ross, come here.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":61}
{"text":"I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":62}
{"text":"Neither will I.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":63}
{"text":"Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":64}
{"text":"So, you just let her go?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":65}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":66}
{"text":"Hey, maybe that's for the best.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":67}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":68}
{"text":"Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":69}
{"text":"But now she'll never know how he feels!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":70}
{"text":"Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. Right?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":71}
{"text":"Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":72}
{"text":"Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":73}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":74}
{"text":"I don't! I wanna be with her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":75}
{"text":"Really?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":76}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":77}
{"text":"Yeah, you are!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":78}
{"text":"Woo!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":79}
{"text":"Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":80}
{"text":"My coat...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":81}
{"text":"This is so cool!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":82}
{"text":"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":83}
{"text":"But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":84}
{"text":"I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":85}
{"text":"You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":86}
{"text":"Okay, guys, wish me luck.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":87}
{"text":"Hurry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":88}
{"text":"Good luck, good luck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":9,"utterance":89}
{"text":"[Scene: The street right in front of Central Perk. Phoebe's cab is there. Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"There's no seatbelt!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright, alright, let's do this!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"18th and East End.","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I - I don't take passengers.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"My medallion number is, \"Get out of the cab!\"","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Man","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Get out of the cab!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Get out of the cab!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Now, that you can do.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Alright!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab. Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":0}
{"text":"You can open your eyes now.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Are we off the bridge?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Yes, she jumped right back up.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":8}
{"text":"You should have thought of that before you got in!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Toll-booth.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":10}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hurry!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Okay!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Damn, that window is clean.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":12,"utterance":16}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack...","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":1}
{"text":"We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Really? You got us a chick and a duck?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh God! What did I just step on?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":11}
{"text":"It's okay, it's just an egg roll.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh..","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You stepped on my egg roll?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Just put it on a plate and leave.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, let's find these birds.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Wait, wait. Do you hear that?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh! They're in the table!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Well, that can't be good!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":21}
{"text":"We gotta get them out of there!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":22}
{"text":"How?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Joey, wait! The ball!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":27}
{"text":"Oh!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Oh God! So what do we do?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":29}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":30}
{"text":"Okay.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":31}
{"text":"No... It's all glued together.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":32}
{"text":"Does that mean we have to bust it open?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I don't know. Maybe.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":34}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":35}
{"text":"I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":36}
{"text":"All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. \"Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine.\"","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":37}
{"text":"Did that movie ever get made?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":38}
{"text":"It did not.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":13,"utterance":39}
{"text":"[Scene: The airport. Ross and Phoebe run in.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ross, where are you going?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":1}
{"text":"To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":2}
{"text":"What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Not since my cop-show got cancelled.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":4}
{"text":"You have to get a ticket to get past security.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":5}
{"text":"What? We're never gonna make it!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":17,"scene":14,"utterance":8}
{"text":"[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Madame, your passport please?","speaker":"Gate Attendant #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Your boarding pass, please.","speaker":"Gate Attendant #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Oh.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...","speaker":"Gate Attendant #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Madame, you must have your boarding pass..","speaker":"Gate Attendant #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":1,"utterance":9}
{"text":"[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe come running.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Hey, I need a ticket.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":3}
{"text":"We're on our honeymoon.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":4}
{"text":"And the destination?","speaker":"Ticket Agent","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":6}
{"text":"I'm so lucky I married you.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":2,"utterance":7}
{"text":"[Scene: The gate. Rachel is still searching for her boarding pass.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":3,"utterance":2}
{"text":"[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":1}
{"text":"No, did we miss it?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":2}
{"text":"No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Hello.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":6}
{"text":"What? Hey, hey, listen..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":10}
{"text":"That's alright. Listen, listen.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Isn't that cute?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":14}
{"text":"That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":15}
{"text":"Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":17}
{"text":"That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":18}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Newark airport. Why, where are you?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":20}
{"text":"JFK.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":4,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Okay. Here goes.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":3}
{"text":"What's the matter?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I need to say goodbye to the table first.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I understand.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I don't know. Except that, for one last time... Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Okay, here we go. I can't do it.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Well, I can't do it either.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Hey! Did you find them?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":12}
{"text":"We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":5,"utterance":14}
{"text":"[Scene: Phoebe's cab. She's driving faster than ever before.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Well, I've never gone this fast before.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":3}
{"text":"She's got her cell, you could call her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I am not doing this over the phone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":5}
{"text":"You don't have any other choice!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hello?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":9}
{"text":"For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Yay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Uh, Rach, hang on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Phoebe? Is everything okay?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":14}
{"text":"What? Why?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Uhm, what was that?","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Okay, that doesn't sound good.","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":21}
{"text":"I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":22}
{"text":"But she is sometimes.","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Well...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Wait, what are you doing?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Well, I can't take this plane now.","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":26}
{"text":"Excuse me, sir, where are you going?","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":27}
{"text":"I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Could I get some peanuts?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":29}
{"text":"What's wrong with the plane?","speaker":"Passenger #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":30}
{"text":"There's nothing wrong with the plane.","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Yeah! The left Philange!","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":32}
{"text":"There is no Philange!","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":33}
{"text":"Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'm not flying on it!","speaker":"Passenger #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":35}
{"text":"Ma'am, please sit down!","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":36}
{"text":"What's going on?","speaker":"Passenger #3","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":37}
{"text":"We're all getting off. There is no Philange!","speaker":"Passenger #1","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":38}
{"text":"This is ridiculous! I...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":39}
{"text":"Yeah, okay.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":6,"utterance":40}
{"text":"[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Alright. My job here is done.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":1}
{"text":"That was... Impressive.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Sorry about the table, man.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":6}
{"text":"You gonna buy a new one?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Well, at least we got these little guys out.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":11}
{"text":"I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":13}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I could get a goose!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":16}
{"text":"You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":18}
{"text":"I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":7,"utterance":20}
{"text":"[Scene: The gate at the airport. The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":1}
{"text":"And you fixed the Philange?","speaker":"Passenger #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Yes, the Philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Where is she?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I don't see her.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Rachel! Rachel Green!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":6}
{"text":"There she is!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Rachel! Rachel!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":9}
{"text":"No, no, I just have to talk to someone.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":10}
{"text":"I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No, no, no, but...","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":12}
{"text":"RACHEL!!","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":13}
{"text":"Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Okay, you're on.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":15}
{"text":"What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay, the thing is..","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Yeah?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Don't go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":19}
{"text":"What?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":21}
{"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":22}
{"text":"I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":23}
{"text":"Miss? Are you boarding the plane?","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":24}
{"text":"Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":25}
{"text":"Miss?","speaker":"Gate Attendant #2","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":26}
{"text":"I - I have to get on the plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":27}
{"text":"No, you don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":28}
{"text":"Yes, I do.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":29}
{"text":"No, you don't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":30}
{"text":"They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":31}
{"text":"Rachel?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":32}
{"text":"I'm so sorry.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":33}
{"text":"I really thought she'd stay.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":34}
{"text":"I'm sorry.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":8,"utterance":35}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Well, that's it. Everything's packed.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Wow, this is weird.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":2}
{"text":"I know.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I put three lasagnas in your freezer.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":5}
{"text":"I love you!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey!","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Hey.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":8}
{"text":"So did you guys make it in time?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Where's Ross?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":11}
{"text":"He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":9,"utterance":12}
{"text":"[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross enters and checks his messages.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":1}
{"text":"Oh my God!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Excuse me?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":3}
{"text":"Miss? Please, sit down!","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":4}
{"text":"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Miss, I can't let you off the plane.","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Let her off the plane!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":7}
{"text":"I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.","speaker":"Air Stewardess","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Try to understand!","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":11}
{"text":"No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":12}
{"text":"I got off the plane.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":13}
{"text":"You got off the plane.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":14}
{"text":"I do love you.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":15}
{"text":"I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":18}
{"text":"Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":19}
{"text":"This is it. Unless we're on a break.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Don't make jokes now.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":10,"utterance":21}
{"text":"[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]","speaker":"Scene Directions","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":0}
{"text":"Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":1}
{"text":"If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":2}
{"text":"Wow.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":3}
{"text":"I know. It seems smaller somehow.","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":4}
{"text":"Has it always been purple?","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":5}
{"text":"Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":6}
{"text":"Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":7}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, that's true.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":8}
{"text":"Uh, I haven't.","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":9}
{"text":"Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":10}
{"text":"Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?","speaker":"Ross Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":11}
{"text":"Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":12}
{"text":"Oh, okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":13}
{"text":"So, I guess this is it.","speaker":"Phoebe Buffay","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":14}
{"text":"Yeah. I guess so.","speaker":"Joey Tribbiani","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":15}
{"text":"This is harder than I thought it would be.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":16}
{"text":"Oh, it's gonna be okay.","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":17}
{"text":"Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":18}
{"text":"We got some time.","speaker":"Monica Geller","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":19}
{"text":"Okay, should we get some coffee?","speaker":"Rachel Green","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":20}
{"text":"Sure. Where?","speaker":"Chandler Bing","season":10,"episode":18,"scene":11,"utterance":21}